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"DAB ON THEM HATERS" ― The motto of the Zoomer

The abstraction of the Gen Z'er in wojak format.

Millennial Average[edit | edit source]

The very personification of the average kid of the 21st century. Likes to play (or mostly watch streamers play) Fortnite and flossing on them boomers.

TFR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

After his dad dragged him here to watch this gay fucking sport and he joined some team, Zoomer joined the opposite just to dab on him.

Episode 1

Even in his first appearance, a massive fucking jobber, would lose everything near instantly and thus sat at the very bottom of the tier lists ever since he got listed.

Episode 2

Somehow he drew the anger of a B.O.W. and was attacked by it, and managed to not only survive but defeat and dab on it. How...?

He decided this wrestling thing was mad gay anyway and went on to watch his streamers.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Zoomer comes back because since his dad got so much into wrestling, he has nobody to cook tendies for him, and now he's mad.

Episode 4

Deciding he wanted some more action, he challenged a big guy for him and HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS. Also started the match with DMC music. Is he the third son of sparda...?

Episode 5

Revealed to have become suddenly a fucking beast due to a Bogdanbot glass of soylent. Which probably gave him his DMC powers, but potentially made him a Boglogical Weapons, explaining his allegiances during the Bog conflict.


Episode 6

Unlucky for him, he made said big guy so mad he got him in a rematch and moped the floor with him.

Episode 8

Against some legendary witcher dude, he defeated the fucking guy in 25 SECONDS.

Episode 9

And he couldn't last much longer in the rematch either! How strong is Zoomer now...?

Episode 11

His attitude drew the ire of a certain elemental of rage that was looming near. HE WAS FUCKING BRUTALIZED.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Zoomer continues trying to prove his previous wins weren't flukes, even when his Bogjuice ran out some time ago. Needless to say, he's not nearly as strong now as he thinks he is.

Episode 6

To prove this, he insults the character of that shitty game boomers like. Things didn't turn out well for him and got his shit destroyed backstage.

Episode 7

After his last match, he's taken to the hospital, where he tells Doc to tell other people, while shaking out of it, that after being beat to a pulp in the locker room, he saw people on the TV backstage... but not in a TV show... *koff*

Possibly died while trying to go to Area 51 or after his last match.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

After a long stay in the hospital and being considered dead, he has been revived by an Area 51 artifact recovered by a fellow zoomer, and regained his desire to prove wrestling is shit by being good at it.

Episode 1

Gets a chance at the KoJ belt but loses to some robot augmented dude. That's not fair, his dad won't let him upgrade his body!

Episode 11

Has a rematch with the witcher dude he beat a long time ago and gets defeated this time. However, they try to be on good terms now.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Zoomer's birthday party

Zoomer returns to the ring after recently having a birthday party where all his jobber bros showed up, even "Gerry" showed up now that bond between wrestlers is growing thanks to the Order of the Locker Room, and they became friends.

Episode 1

Zoomer is happy that Gerry showed up to his birthday, and roots for him in his next match to "dab on them".

Shows up for the rumble for 5th Master of the Locker Room.

Episode 4

Plays Fortnite with Gerry.

Presumably escaped with Delta before Rumble-17 began.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

12 years in the future after The Disaster, Zoomer hangs around The Final Resistance HQ and has given up on Fortnite for Apex Legends. When Suou Tatsuya and his friends are re-introduced to him, he he explains the kid being taken care by Gerry is his son, Jonesy. His dad wanted to name him "Alphoomer", but he named him after his hero instead, which made Boomer angry and he left.

Episode 6

Gerry remembers about that time he was almost champion but punched "something" in the dick and how management made sure to book him in a "special" way from then on. Zoomer asks Gerry to be his manager today since Jonesy will stay with Claire for tonight.

Episode 8

As Rance is being smug about his victory, Zoomer comes to congratulate Rance. Gerry wonders where Jonesy is, which has Zoomer bullying him as Gerry claims that "that little guy is important to me".

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

Zoomer participates in the Christmas Party since Geralt is taking care of Jonesy.

Suddenly, when members of The Troubleshooters receive a "Kill-on-Sight" for all resistance members, Zoomer suddenly starts acting weird, mentioning "Bogda-something" and pushing around Ngubu in the bathroom. When Balthios James shows up to arrest him and stop Adam Jensen's madness, Zoomer suddenly snaps and says "Ni*ERs". This sends both of them into a rampage, but Geralt shows up to save him.

After the fight, he tried to calm Zoomer down and mentions Jonesy, and upon remembering his son he snaps out of it. They hide until they can find an exit so Gerry can take Zoomer to the hospital.

Episode 11

Ingurland and a few other members of the resistance regroup in an Angel Mort while they wait for things to calm down.

Episode 12

Geralt and Zoomer are back with the resistance (and zoomer got a cleansing of bogdanbots).

Participates on the rumble to become a contender to lead The Final Resistance.

Episode 13

The resistance makes their way to Coolsville.

Episode 14

Arriving to Coolsville Arena, Geralt asks Zoomer about Jonesy, as he thinks it's too dangerous and left him in someone else's care.

The J.O.B Squad are booked against teams from the other 2 factions for the titles.

Episode 16

The Resistance moves inside the Cosmic Egg.

Episode 17[edit | edit source]

Noticing HUNK far away, Zoomer, Gerry and Rance decide to ambush him.

After a difficult battle for the jobbers, they manage to defeat him, but just then... The Three Kings send THREE more HUNKs. In a disadvantage, Narushima Koga comes from his match and joins them against the four warriors of god.

When they are about to be defeated by them, Bevi shows up to make the situation worse. But, instead, he reveals to Koga he was his brother all along, Narushima Shikishima, and tells them to take Koga away. As they go, Bevi uses the full extent of his power to self-destruct himself along with the four HUNKs.

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle, Rance is happy he'll have his hair again in the new universe, and Gerry think about Jonesy not being born yet, but Zoomer is sure they'll meet him again, they just have to wait a few years. Geralt wishes his marriage to go well this time around...

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A kid from the new generation, who doesn't care much about things unless it's behind an ironic facade, and wrestling is a pretty 'ironic' thing to want to do these days.

Episode 4

He teams up with one of his zoomer friends (and another one who doesn't show up).

Episode 12

Participates in the Beat The Clock challenge and is the loser of the slowest match. As pity, he gets to compete for the King of Jobbers championship against the winners. Afterwards, leaves for his part-time job...

As Kiryu Kazuma moves within the docks past Ooishi Kuraudo and Dante as Suou Katsuya and Vergil have their own scores to settle with them, and almost reaches the room with the documents that will reveal the truth, he is ambushed by the most feared keyboard-wielding assassin of powerful and old yakuza: Zoomer. Kiryu manages to knock him out with a rush kick, and stands a step before the knowledge of the one that caused all this, that took the life of Kariya, and after that he'll only have Evolution left. Zoomer receives a call from "Boss" and Kiryu decides to answer and know who was the one who would be powerful enough to hire a legendary assassin such as him... and to his horror, it was... a badass voice.

Episode 14

Meanwhile, having learned of Hazz Maticus' true intentions, Leon Kennedy and Fred Jones inform Kiryu's friends and along The Cagist, Date Kaname and Suou Katsuya arrive to the top of Coolsville Hills in an helicopter, just after Hazz is done explaining how he hid his past in his son, artificially aged himself, and faked his own death. Before Hazz can end Kiryu, Leon and Fred drop down and confront him, as Kiryu is taken away in the helicopter. Hazz's presidential guard of 4 S.W.A.T. Members challenges them, but, they are mowed down by the paranormal patrol, and at last Hazz fights them directly with the S.W.A.T. Captain. Despite all this power, his plan, his gun, and his complex old age, Hazz couldn't stop Leon and Fred from ending his reign and saving China, not only because they had apple juice and a dilapidated van, but comrades by their side; Kiryu Kazuma... Suou Katsuya... Date Kaname... Shoji Shingo... Majima Goro and his brother... Warden Osborne... Officer Joe... Osama bin Laden... Kasai Tatsuyoshi... Van Darkholme... The Cagist... Hanyuu... Extra... Vergil... Dante... HUNK... Zagreus... Ryback, Chris Masters, Sheamus... Narihisago Akihito... Zoomer... Tomitake Jirou... Hassan and Kojima... Chuck... and Gregory Edgeworth... all irreplaceable people whose bonds have carried them to defeat him.

Episode Extra

The reason he had become such a terrifying assassin was because he was being trained to become the next generation of the Amon Clan. Now, with his training over and donning a DARK SOULS shirt, he himself has become the Dark Souls of Gen Z...

After the Amon observe strong warriors accomplishing all the the possible feats and mundane tasks in Coolsville, they decide to take the opportunity of TFR closing to take over the city and install their new wrestling federation: Amon Elite Wrestling. They send a letter to the most powerful ones and prepare for war at Coolsville Hills.

Amon Zoom's opponent is the one who had previously escaped his grasp; Kiryu Kazuma. AEW scores their second victory.

In the end, the war is lost and AEW is rejected from establishing itself on Coolsville... for now.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

A young kid with ambition to become #1 Battle Royale winner irl.

Lately has gone missing...

Episode 1/BCW[edit | edit source]

Despite Zoomer's disappearance, someone called Waterboy appears at Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling that totally isn't a spy. Fights a very slow opponent but gets a few bones broken.

Episode 5/TFR

After recovering in the hospital for some reason, Zoomer returns to join his dad at The Final Rumble.

His dad convinces Central to let him fight his hero Jonesy.

Episode 6/TFR

After feeling invincible from pinning Jonesy, he accepts to take on Armstrong. ZOOMERED.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Episode 31

Participates in the Beat The Clock challenge and is the winner of the 4th fastest match. Since he won his match, he gets to compete for the King of Jobbers championship against the other winners.

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

After rehoning and furthering his Amon training by himself upon joining the hip new company popular with the younger generation, Amakusa Elite Wrestling, Zoomer has evolved to something beyond his usual scrawny kid appearance and become... the most fearsome figure in the current world of the squared circle: ZOOM.

Episode 1

John Witcher congratulates AEW management for doing what a few people were too scared to do, and that is give Witcher a mic and a title shot. For the first time in his career, the playing field is even, no bad gimmicks or jokes, only raw talent. What he was always looking for is here, only raw, hard hitting physical talent to leave everything in that ring and receive a reward for your effort, and that's why his "former employers" are in deep, deep trouble right now and everyone is jumping ship, and anyone in the locker room with a similar opinion can change the VERY FOUNDATION of this business. And so, his fresh, exciting never-seen-together-before opponent arrives... That's ZOOM right there!

Episode 3

As the terrifying threat that he is, gets AEW's belt in record time in the scaffold match.

Episode 4

Denies Kaidou and his partner any shot at his title.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]


Accompanied to arena by his father who calls his name.

Episode 6

Undone by someone that likes zoomer games more than him.

Then his good friend Waterboy makes great return to the ring for new innovative match type.

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

ZOOM continues demonstrating he is an absolute menace at the ring even with only under 40kg of weight to his name.

Episode 1

Assists Arisato Minato in regaining the title.

Episode 6

A few weeks ago, when he pulverized every bone in his body, J. Witcher thought he possibly would never step on a ring again. But Teddy Maxis offered him a new drug (within regulations of AEW Wellness Policy by Independent Fact Checking Specialists), and when the rumors were true, he thought "A miracle of science, gotta be!". Now that he's back, a lot of fans from a certain stable must've been left wanting, so he talked with a few old friends backstage and decided it's time to go back to their roots... but even better: this will be the debut of the new-and-improved, featuring the addition of a huge name, "Workrate Squad"! And their first objective? The AEW Quartets Championship!

And after the Saihara Shuichi Memorial Event, another thing that revived would be The Workrate Squad's title reign.

Episode 8

After being granted new life, the "Workhorsemen" would themselves be reaped, and their gold taken as payment for the grim reapers to take their spirit to the jobber side.

Chaud, Burnside and Merrick begin preparing for the Minigame Tournament. Chaud is glad they came up with the idea even if it pisses off some old men who bring nothing but toxicity to the place, Merrick agrees that making a title you win by making games will show them, and Burnside even said he was sowey when he saw the old man's dog got hurt. Either way, Chaud argues AEW needs them as its pillars, and to prove it they're gonna cap off the tournament with the most hardcore, deadly, violent, mind-blowing match on AEW to date: an exploding barbed wire death match! Before getting started, the wonder if ZOOM is around, but the "cold-hearted handsome devil" has silently been there the entire time, which ensures he's 100% focused. Despite Peppino's absence since he's already booked (insider term), Chaud gets ready to load into the game and Burnside announces LET'S FAWKING GAW!!!!!

As predicted, ZOOM proved himself a minigame demon by scoring 13 wins without breaking a sweat, and the real fight was for second place. With fierce competition, Chaud gathered 7 points, and Burnside & Merrick are left behind with 6 and 5 respectively. In a very bloody and explosive match for becoming the King of Minigames, ZOOM proves again his lethality and becomes the first Minigame Champion.

Episode 9.1

Amakusa can't believe both how great it is to be here tonight at AEW and that they are are throwing him a birthday party, could never see it coming! Chaud, Burnside, Maxis, J.Witcher, all sing happy birthday to Juuza. He TRULY can't believe all his friends here at All Friends Wrestling are acknowledging it... Nero even brought cake with all his... favorite ingredients, which Juuza can't wait to sniff later. But first and foremost they're here to make friends and put on BANGERS (despite the hard-cam side), and more importantly fighting against the smear campaign! Kaidou gets right down to it, tweeting "This company is the reason I rose back up after what I thought would be the end of my career #ThankYouAEW", so Amakuza gives him 2000 bonus dollars. Maxis jumps in after hearing the number to tell all his friends "how this is a great work environment #ThankYouAEW", then ZOOM sends that the company is the only place "BIPOC and LGBQTITITJGJIAGJKSEJG+ folx can feel welcomed and safe in #ThankYouAEW", and of course Rakesh gets to post about his fellow indians with how "nowhere else could a good sir watch his favourite lets players while waiting for his next BANGER backstage #ThankYouAEW". Amakusa himself says there's "Lots of bonuses to hands out tonight haha thank you for #StandingUpForAEW", thanking the SOUL and HEART of the business for running out the toxicity. HUNK himself says "Mmmmmm... Contract bonuses? Badd ass. Just like AEW #ThankYouAEW.", then immediately asks Juuza for his money and calls him a mark, who replies he'll add it to his account later. Before starting the show, Amakusa says that of course he's not afraid to surpass Donte vs. Vorgin... because every match in the card will be better since they're so DAMN good, LET'S FUCKING GO!

Although he has never been prouder of being part of The Workrate Squad, the moment J.Witcher saw AEW Black History Month Champion BELTWAY's deadly USSpike, he knew the USS were just too much, but witnessing such greatness up close reminded him why he joined AEW. Terry claims it must be one of the most bone-breaking maneuvers out there and he does it with SUCH POSE, and with a slightly terrified look on his face, ZOOM adds it has something to do with his VITAL STARS being at MAXIMUM, and the thing he does when he stares at your soul during the lockup... he does because he can feel YOUR EMPTY SPACE! Even Rance has heard his body is a perfect machine made to execute lethal moves, and he can even pull off a 1200kg squat with his finger while upside down!

Truly something blessed by Science, J.Witcher can't see them losing, in fact he imagines a quick and clean win. Hearing all this from behind was the young Yamada, trembling in fear of the deadly USSpike, he wonders what would happen if he was caught in it? J.Witcher quickly responds with a likely instant death, which in Yamada's worldview, is quite comforting to know.

Episode 11

Participates in TLC for AEW All-Arctic Circle championship.

Feats[edit | edit source]


Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Elimination Chamber Chris Redfield, Dutch Van Der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoom, Battler Ushiromiya Lose
W0 L1 -1
1 1 P
Iconic Match
Battle for the Case
For Title: The Case of Sperm
Dutch Van Der Linde, Albert Wesker, Dante BlancoBoomer

Zoomer, Vergil, Fred Jones & Mr. X

W1 L1 0
1 2 P
Mr. X Win
W2 L1 1
2 2 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Ladder Extra, Zoomer, HUNK, Chris Redfield, Fred Jones, Vergil Lose
W2 L2 0
2 2 P
Bane Lose
W2 L3 -1
2 2 P
W1 L1 0
1 0 P
Iconic Match
Zoomers Never Cry
Note: Started match with DMC theme.

DQ: Low Blow

Cage Match
Boomer Win
NON-CANON Tohru Adachi Lose
Falls Count Anywhere Bane Lose
W2 L4 -2
2 3 P
W1 L2 -1
1 1 P
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Geralt of Rivia Win
W3 L4 -1
3 3 P
W2 L2 0
2 1 P
Iconic Match
The Zoomering of Geralt
Note: 2 5 s e c o n d s
W4 L4 0
4 3 P
W3 L2 1
3 1 P
Falls Count Anywhere
Zoomer, Serge, Travis Touchdown, Bane Lose
W4 L5 -1
4 4 P
For Title: /v/ #2 Contender
/v/-tan Lose
W4 L6 -2
4 5 P
W3 L3 0
3 2 P
Iconic Match
Zoomer Brutalized
Kirei Kotomine, Big Smoke, /v/-tan, Brendan Fraser, Zoomer, Raiden Lose
Ladder Zoomer, The Janitor, Drake Bell, Mastema, Zeke Yeager Lose
W4 L7 -3
4 5 P
For Title: Million Dollars
Extreme Rules
Kenny & Richtofen, Zoomer & Shingo Shoji, Agent 47 & Piccolo, Joshua Graham & Peleador Ushiromiya Lose
Iconic Match
BONUS: The Last Wheel Alive
Backstage Brawl Doomguy Lose
W4 L8 -4
4 5 P
W3 L4 -1
3 3 P
Note: Zoomer fucking died.
Leon (2), Battler (1), Aniki, Zoom, Alucard (1) Lose
NON-CANON /v/-tan Lose
Royal Rumble
  1. Bigfoot
  2. Gene
  3. Chosen Hunter
  4. DELTA
  5. Alucard
  6. G-Man
  7. Aniki
  8. Balthios James
  9. /v/-tan
  10. Kenny
  11. Zoomer
  12. Marco Rossi
  13. Raiden
  14. CJ
  15. Arthur Morgan
  16. Yu Narukami
  17. Shingo Shoji
  18. Tom Brady
  19. Adam Jensen
  20. Hopeman
Lose 『Christmas Special』
Game: WWE 2K19
Fatal 4-Way
Serge, Adam Jensen, Shingo Shoji, Zoomer Lose
W4 L9 -5
~4 6 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contendership
Chris Redfield, Boomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Ushiromiya Battler Lose TFR's 1st Anniversary
For: Fake Case of Sperm
Vergil, Mr. X, Zoomer, Fred Jones

Donte forma Dante, Boomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde

Win TFR's 1st Anniversary
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
W4 L10 -6
~4 6 P
Elimination №18
Geralt of Rivia Lose
W4 L11 -7
~4 7 P
W3 L5 -2
3 4 P
38-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario

W4 L12 -8
~4 7 P
Elimination №6

Note: The game crashed, but Zoomer was not included in the reboot due to already being eliminated.

Royal Rumble
  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Leon Kennedy
  3. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  4. Alucard
  5. Maebara Keiichi
  6. Kazuhira Miller
  7. Yuki Makoto
  8. John Bradford
  9. The Janitor
  10. Tazuna Joe
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Aniki
  13. Demi-fiend
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Pixy
  16. Narukami Yu
  17. Rando
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Albert Wesker
  20. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  21. TheRapist
  22. Big Smoke
  23. The Necrodancer
  24. Rean Schwarzer
  25. Date Kaname
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Zoomer
  28. Arthas
  29. Raiden (MG)
  30. Joshua Graham
W4 L13 -9
~4 7 P
For Position: 5th Master of the Chivalric Order of the Locker Room
Demi-fiend Lose
W4 L14 -10
~4 8 P
W3 L6 -3
3 5 P
For Title: King of Jobbers

Nero, Travis Touchdown, Second Carlos, Zoomer, Tyrone Ngubu, Adam Jensen, Dante, Geralt of Rivia

The J.O.B Squad

Balthios James & Tyrone Ngubu

W5 L14 -9
~5 8 P
For: Zoomer's life on the line.
20-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Rance
  2. Ooishi Kuraudo
  3. Maebara Keiichi
  4. Aniki
  5. Sakakura Juzo
  6. Ruber
  7. Zoomer
  8. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  9. Raiden
  10. Rean Schwarzer
  11. Gene
  12. Geralt of Rivia
  13. Albus Bernstein
  14. Gold
  15. Narushima Koga
  16. Second Carlos
  17. Aleph
  18. Cam on Ingurland
  19. Demi-fiend
  20. Narukami Yu
W5 L15 -10
~5 8 P
For Position: The Final Resistance Leadership #1 Contendership

Elimination №4

Elimination Chamber Geralt of Rivia, Demi-fiend, Aleph, Zoomer, Second Carlos, Ruber Lose
W5 L16 -11
~5 9 P
For Position: The Final Resistance Leadership #1 Contendership
Ooishi Kuraudo, Zoomer, Dr. Piccolo, Travis Touchdown, Nero, Sandro, Aleph, Gold Lose For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender
The Old Guard, Thunder Saints, The J.O.B Squad Lose
W5 L17 -12
~5 10 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contender
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Mario
  2. Galo
  3. Balthios James
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Dr. Piccolo
  6. Raiden
  7. Rance
  8. Bevi
  9. Fat Albert
  10. Geralt of Rivia
  11. Joshua Graham
  12. CJ
  13. Tyrone Ngubu
  14. Gene
  15. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  16. Demaro
  17. Aniki
  18. Roger Retinz
  19. Narushima Jakob
  20. Albus Bernstein
  21. Rean Schwarzer
  22. Narushima Koga
  23. Sandro
  24. Zoomer
  25. Kazuhira Miller
  26. Matador
  27. Van Darkholme
  28. Hell Biker
  29. Boomer
  30. Arthas Menethil
W5 L18 -13
~15 10 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №25


The J.O.B Squad

W6 L18 -12
~15 10 P

The J.O.B Squad

W6 L19 -13
~15 10 P
20-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Bane
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. HUNK
  4. Agent 47
  5. Zoomer
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  8. Mr. X
  9. Kotomine Kirei
  10. Kyle Hyde
  11. Leon Kennedy
  12. Dutch van der Linde
  13. Chris Redfield
  14. Boomer
  15. Saihara Shuichi
  16. Mastema
  17. Spider-Man
  18. Phoenix Wright
  19. Steve
  20. Extra
W6 L20 -14
~15 10 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №4

Chris Redfield, Boomer, Agent 47, Zoomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde Leon S. Kennedy, Kyle Hyde Lose
W6 L21 -15
~15 10 P
For: Case of Sperm
The Superfriends + Zoomer

The Circus



W6 L22 -16
~15 11 P
W3 L7 -4
3 6 P
Jonesy Win
W7 L22 -15
~16 11 P
W4 L7 -3
4 6 P
Support: Boomer
Extreme Rules Senator Armstrong Win
W8 L22 -14
~17 11 P
W5 L7 -2
5 6 P
Note: KWABstrong
Robert Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List
W8 L23 -15
~17 11 P
For Title: TFR
Tag-Team The J.O.B Squad

D-Generation Z

W8 L24 -16
~17 11 P
Note: Count-Out
Royal Rumble
Full List
W8 L25 -17
~17 11 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
  1. Zoomer
  2. Nero
  3. Max Payne
  4. Robo-Battler
  5. Regigigas
  6. Narushima Koga
  7. Robert
  8. Raiden
  9. Stork
  10. Sakakura Juzo
W8 L26 -18
~17 11 P
For Title: TFR #4 Contender
Beat The Clock Geralt of Rivia Lose
W8 L27 -19
~17 12 P
W5 L8 -3
5 7 P
Time: 05:43 → Last
Zagreus, Geralt of Rivia, Zoomer, King Hassan, Hisoka, Rance, Arikado Genya, Sakakura Juzo Lose
W8 L28 -20
~17 12 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
Kiryu Kazuma Lose
W8 L29 -21
~17 13 P
W5 L9 -4
5 8 P
Extreme Rules Win
W9 L29 -20
~18 13 P
W6 L9 -3
6 8 P
Stage: Top of Coolsville Hills
2 2
NON-CANON Boomer Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Note: 12 Years Simulation

DQ: Low Blow

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Note: 12 Years Simulation Note: Zoomer invaded Boomer's entrance
A-Kid Win Note: Submission
Royal Rumble
Full List
W9 L30 -21
~18 13 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender (winner) & Literal Jobber #2 Contender (runner-up)
Beat The Clock Geralt of Rivia Win
W10 L30 -20
~19 13 P
W7 L9 -2
7 8 P
『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
Time: 03:34 → 4th Fastest
Elimination Chamber
  1. #3 Third Carlos
  2. #6 Bevi
  3. #4 Vorgin
  4. #5 Maximillion Pegasus
  5. #1 Zoomer
  6. #2 Edward Richtofen (Primis)
W10 L31 -21
~19 14 P
『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L31 -20
~19 14 P
『Great Balls of Fire』
For Title: TFR #1 Contender

Note: Crashed, non-eliminated participants continue in 10-man rumble.

W10 L32 -21
~19 14 P
『Great Balls of Fire』
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
Aleksandr Pistoletov, Beheaded Kamikaze, Adol Christin, Bevi, I'm Blue, Zoomer, Ooishi Kuraudo, Hisoka Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
Sinbad, Agent 47, Rean Schwarzer, Bevi, Morbius, Garcian Smith, Big Boss Man, Zoomer Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Blood Arc
Master Chief Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Dark World Arc
→Round 1

Stage: NXT

Agent 47, Jack Garland, Apollo Justice, Angry Video Game Nerd, Boomer, Zoomer, Nae Nae Cat, Aniki Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– End of Sumo Arc
→Round 2
Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L33 -22
~19 14 P
Note: Representing Senegal.
NON-CANON Jesse Pinkman Win
John Witcher Lose
W10 L34 -23
~19 15 P
W7 L10 -3
7 9 P
「AEW World Title Tournament」


Extreme Rules Johnny Knoxville Lose
W10 L35 -24
~19 16 P
W7 L11 -4
7 10 P
Scaffold Ladder Joe Merrick, Francis York Morgan, Peppino, Steve, ZOOM, Rance, Akasaka Mamoru, Perc Jones Win
W11 L35 -23
~19 16 P
For Title: AEW


Title Elimination
Champion ZOOM, Rakesh Kumar Orton, Kaidou Shun Win
W12 L35 -22
~20 16 P
For Title: AEW #1 Contender


Title Eliminator Rakesh Kumar Orton Lose
W12 L36 -23
~20 17 P
W7 L12 -5
7 11 P
For Title: AEW #1 Contender


Support: BOOM

W12 L37 -24
~20 18 P
W7 L13 -6
7 12 P
For Title: AEW


Support: BOOM

Water Ring Ryuki Kuruto, Zag "5'0" Reus, Joe Merrick, Waterboy Lose
W12 L38 -25
~20 19 P
Iconic Match
Hardcore Water Match
As: Waterboy

Stage: Flooded Arena

For Title: AEW Hardcore Ass Motherfucker #1 Contender

NON-CANON Jonesy Win Rokkenjimania V』– WrestleDream Arc
As: Yung Bussin

Stage: Abandoned BCW Arena

Scaffold Ladder
Zag "5'0" Reus, Teddy Maxis, Majima Goro, John Witcher, Yung Bussin Lose Rokkenjimania V』– WrestleDream Arc
As: Yung Bussin

Stage: AEW

For: Science case

The Butcher & Blade

YongYea & Yung Bussin

Lose Rokkenjimania V』– Vengeance Arc
As: Yung Bussin

Stage: NXT

Supporting Arisato Minato
Extreme Rules Rance Lose
W12 L39 -26
~20 20 P
W7 L14 -7
7 13 P
The Workrate Squad

Gas Chamber

W13 L39 -25
~20 20 P
For Title: AEW Quartets
The U.S.S.

The Workrate Squad(Champions)

W13 L40 -26
~20 20 P
For Title: AEW Quartets

Note: J.Witcher was only one to get pinned instead of KO'd.

Chip Gather Eugene Chaud (34), Steve Burnside (30), Joe Merrick (26), ZOOM (46) Win Minigame Tournament
→Round 1

Game: AEW Fight Forever

AEW Pop Quiz Eugene Chaud (14), Steve Burnside (14), Joe Merrick (28), ZOOM (29) Win
Penta Says Eugene Chaud (42), Steve Burnside (45), Joe Merrick (43), ZOOM (37) Lose
Count 'em Up Eugene Chaud (0), Steve Burnside (0), Joe Merrick (0), ZOOM (10) Win Minigame Tournament
→Round 2

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Where's Orange? Eugene Chaud (10), Steve Burnside (10), Joe Merrick (0), ZOOM (10) Draw
Box Breaker Eugene Chaud (54), Steve Burnside (19), Joe Merrick (26), ZOOM (59) Win
Shida's Slugfest Eugene Chaud (2) & ZOOM (0)

Joe Merrick (0) & Steve Burnside (1)

Win Minigame Tournament
→Round 3

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Spot The Difference Eugene Chaud (10), Steve Burnside (0), Joe Merrick (10), ZOOM (10) Draw
Steal The Show Eugene Chaud (30), Steve Burnside (46), Joe Merrick (57), ZOOM (18) Lose
Path Tracer Eugene Chaud (24), Steve Burnside (24), Joe Merrick (24), ZOOM (36) Win Minigame Tournament
→Round 4

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Egg Hunt Eugene Chaud (20) & Steve Burnside (15)

Joe Merrick (40) & ZOOM (35)

MJF's Car Trash Eugene Chaud (650), Steve Burnside (740), Joe Merrick (725), ZOOM (490) Lose
Memory Eugene Chaud (0), Steve Burnside (0), Joe Merrick (13), ZOOM (27) Win Minigame Tournament
→Round 5

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Bomb Hurl Eugene Chaud (39), Steve Burnside (45), Joe Merrick (39), ZOOM (51) Win
Pit Drop Eugene Chaud (30), Steve Burnside (15), Joe Merrick (5), ZOOM (0) Lose
Who's Missing? Eugene Chaud (14), Steve Burnside (21), Joe Merrick (14), ZOOM (14) Lose Minigame Tournament
→Round 6

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Join Us!! Eugene Chaud (0), Steve Burnside (0), Joe Merrick (0), ZOOM (3) Win
Deth Race-X Eugene Chaud (117), Steve Burnside (134), Joe Merrick (58), ZOOM (104) Lose
Sloth Sling Eugene Chaud (180), Steve Burnside (120), Joe Merrick (195), ZOOM (120) Lose Minigame Tournament
→Round 7

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Shida's Slugfest Eugene Chaud (3) & Steve Burnside (0)

Joe Merrick (1) & ZOOM (2)

Draw Minigame Tournament
→Decisive Round

Game: AEW Fight Forever

Join Us!! Eugene Chaud (4), Steve Burnside (0), Joe Merrick (0), ZOOM (0) Lose
Sloth Sling Eugene Chaud (200), Steve Burnside (130), Joe Merrick (180), ZOOM (130) Lose
Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch Eugene Chaud Win
W14 L40 -25
~21 20 P
W8 L14 -6
8 13 P
Game: AEW Fight Forever

For Title: AEW Minigame

Fatal-5-WayTLC John Witcher, ZOOM, Rance, Kris, Krillin(Champion) Lose
W14 L41 -26
~21 20 P
For Title: AEW All-Artic Circle

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Started the match against Bane with the DMC theme and kicked Bane's ass HARD, gave mercy to him by deliberately getting DQd
  • Zoomer consumed a bottle of Soylent infected with bogdanbot juice, and gained DMC powers including a DMC theme.
  • May have not gone to Area 51 because Doomguy fucking manhandled him.

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