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    "KEK WHAT A BITCH" ― /asp/

    Blacked Blaster Steel[edit | edit source]

     

    A former WWC star whose career took a dark turn when he suffered an assault in a deep, pitch black alley in the obscure streets of Detroit in 1992.

    Nash has been outspoken about supporting gay wrestlers in the business, probably because he got done by behind.

     

    In 2018 Kevin Nash bravely stepped forward and announced the rumors of his anal rape by a group of negroes in 1992 as real.

    In December 2021, Kevin took on the R initial legally changing his name to Kevin R. Nash. The R represents solidarity with other anal rape survivors, as well as awareness of systemic oppressive racism of African Americans in the United States. Kevin Nash stated on his Kliq This podcast

    I mean- (look) look, I'm a pretty chilled out cat when it comes to gayness. But racism, to me. If you're a racist in 2020, dude, you're a fucking Trump fool. You're a fucking scumbag. You're a clown, okay? The R in my name means RAPE. And I was raped because of racism. The blacks who held me down at gunpoint and fucked my asshole were victims of racism. As an old white dude, I say that- that WE have a responsibility to accept our part in systemic oppressive racism in America. I was talking to my boy Waltman about this and he thinks I'm foolish for not repairing my anus like he did. I wear my stretched out butthole with pride. I'm a proud anal rape survivor.

    In 2022, he admitted he was the one who initiated the event of his rape by enticing certain upstanding black gentlemen who just so were in that alley, because he "was caught in a frisky mood".

    Season 2[edit | edit source]

    Tries to join TFR after being kicked out of WWE for giving too many wrestlers AIDS he got from his rape. He only got a gig by representing /asp/ in the King of the Ring Board Tournament.

    Episode 2

    However, he wasn't expecting to face a darkskinned fellow and got the wounds of his past reopened once again. KWAB.

    Season 3[edit | edit source]

     

    Returned to the height of his career thanks to the Dimensional Merge and was able to finally forget about the rape.

    Episode 2

    A bunch of his rapists gather around the ring and thirst for his ass.

    Episode 4

    His match is postponed when Security Guard Dwight falls on top of him and reopens the wounds on his ass.

    He later apologizes and accepts to leave the past behind since it was so long ago, when Dwight points behind him for one of his rapists, Ezekiel Jackson, to appear from the past and want his ass back. KWAB.

    Episode 6[edit | edit source]

    Probably the lowest selling match in all of TFR history, these guys just don't draw dimes.

    Season 5[edit | edit source]

    He was captured by a boney fellow in a dark corridor in the summer of '20, and was put in the Death Game.

    Episode 1[edit | edit source]

    He was selected for the non-candidate Death Rumble where the first 10 eliminated die and the winner and highest killer wins Immunity.

    In the end, he died like a bitch.

     
    Vinnie Vegas has expired.

    This character died in the Death Game

    Season 6[edit | edit source]

    He's still a dead bitch, but his soul is trapped on the Reservoir of Souls along with the souls of several black men.

    Part of his soul takes over AluKWAB.

    Season 0[edit | edit source]

     

    The victim of the famous rape case that circulated the entire nation that was committed in the former alleyway where Coolsville Hills now stands.

    Season 7[edit | edit source]

    A raped bitch.

    Episode 8.1

    Used by Donte to test his penis enlargement techniques.

    Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

    Episode 10: TFR's 3rd Anniversary

    Raped and beaten by giganiggas.

    The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

     

    His career takes an upwards turn when he becomes a coach at the local Outlaw Mudshow Wrestling promotion.

    Episode 6

    During an OMW show in the abandoned BCW Arena, the place begins being attacked by the forces of blackness. Ooishi Kuraudo, Raiden, and Date Mizuki arrive but are overwhelmed by the appearance of the corrupted Date and the other allies of the black beast, and Ooishi makes an urgent call to Dante for reinforcements. When Dante and Kiryu Kazuma arrive, Ooishi, Mizuki, Raiden, and Nash are at their very last rope resisting the blackening. The berserking Blacked Date stops rampaging around when Dante asks for his collection, letting out a scream and summoning the other one attacking the place: Blacked Chopper, an "old friend" of Dante. For their sake, they must be taken down.

    With one last Dragon Bomb, Date is done for and the Chopper crashes. Date's blackness washes away, and the group can be taken to the hospital. But then, as they discover too late, the Black Knight was actually unnoticed within the Chopper thanks to his concealment ability. The Black Knight, who despite his armored appearance was still a formless mass of power lacking a solid foundation, found the perfect container in Kevin Nash―the perfect victim of blacked and blackening―and enters his being before vanishing away.

    Oh no no no no no.

    Episode 7[edit | edit source]

     

    Nash had an unnatural and wholly unique condition, an almost miraculous affinity for just this specific condition of being blacked, the single existence with the title of "the being with the supreme right to be blacked". That allowed the Black Knight, when using Nash as container, to resonate with him beyond all limits he thought possible, merging the two consciousness to become a new being of unparalleled power which allowed it to break away from its previous madness. Plainly put, Nash's potential to be blacked was limitless, and so was the Black Knight's power within his body. As the new being changed, first it became Super Blacked Nash, then it became something BEYOND blacked.... Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked.

    Although it used its newfound abilities to black the entire Coolsville Hills security force and even the building itself, rigging it to explode and spread his blackness to Coolsville, he was defeated when the combined light of the heroes of Coolsville stood against him, and then rammed an RPG up his ass.

    The Black Knight was destroyed, only part of Coolsville Hills exploded as the blast relied on the blackening that ceased to exist at the same time as Nash's anus, and as for Kevin Nash himself, some say he fell into a coma.

    Feats[edit | edit source]

    Match History[edit | edit source]

    Date Type Vs Results Records Singles Details
    S2E2
    Robert Lose
    W0 L1 -1
    0 1 P
    「King of the Ring Board Tournament」
    →Quarterfinals
    S3E2
    Lumberjack Eddie Guerrero Win
    W1 L1 0
    1 1 P
    Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain

    Lumberjacks: D-Von Dudley, Shelton Benjamin, The Rock, Booker T

    S3E3.1
    NON-CANON
    Handicap
    Vinnie Vegas

    Balthios James & Marvin Branagh

    Lose Note: Pinned by Marvin Branagh.
    S3E4
    Elimination Chamber Diesel, Louis, Max Payne, Johnny Klebitz, Yosuke, Lose
    W1 L2 -1
    1 2 P
    Game: WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2011

    For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender or a TFR Contract

    S3E6
    The Undercarder Lose
    W1 L3 -2
    1 3 P
    W1 L2 -1
    1 2 P
    OS3E5
    NON-CANON
    Royal Rumble
    30
    Entry Order
    1. Zombie Benoit
    2. Louis
    3. Maximillion Pegasus
    4. Michael Jordan
    5. Richtofen
    6. Balthios James
    7. Leon S. Kennedy
    8. Albert Wesker
    9. Dutch Van Der Linde
    10. Andrei Ulmeyda
    11. Chris-chan
    12. Big Show
    13. Max Payne
    14. Manny Pardo
    15. Jonathan
    16. Alex Mercer
    17. Goro Majima
    18. Battler Ushiromiya
    19. John Marston
    20. Yosuke Hanamura
    21. Johnny Klebitz
    22. Doomguy
    23. Chris Redfield
    24. Vinnie Mac
    25. Erwin Smith
    26. Walter (SMT)
    27. Diesel
    28. Fred Jones
    29. Garcian Smith
    30. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
    Lose Game: WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2011
    S5E1
    Royal Rumble
    20
    1. Kevin Nash
    2. Strelok
    3. Terry Davis
    4. Pete
    5. Ricardo Milos
    6. Donald Mustard
    7. Samoa Joe
    8. Max Payne
    9. Jeff Mangum
    10. Brendan Fraser
    11. V
    12. Garcian Smith
    13. Gippo Dudee
    14. Calypso
    15. Duke Nukem
    16. Mastema
    17. Akagi Shigeru
    18. Louis
    19. Tommy Wiseau
    20. Patrick Bateman
    Dead
    W1 L4 -3
    3 4 P
    Death Rumble
    Elimination №: 3
    S6E14.6
    NON-CANON
    30-Man Royal Rumble
    30
    1. Gene
    2. The Undertaker
    3. Goldberg
    4. Shawn Michaels
    5. Steve Austin
    6. Aleph
    7. Rean Schwarzer
    8. Suou Tatsuya
    9. Eddie Guerrero
    10. Joshua Graham
    11. Aniki
    12. Johnny Gat
    13. Chris Jericho
    14. Maebara Keiichi
    15. Komaeda Nagito
    16. Kurt Angle
    17. Narushima Koga
    18. Dimitri Blaiddyd
    19. R-Truth
    20. Cam On Ingurland
    21. Rance
    22. Drew McIntyre
    23. Kevin Nash
    24. Ric Flair
    25. Samoa Joe
    26. Bevi
    27. Seth Rollins
    28. Ooishi Kuraudo
    29. Triple H
    30. Fred Jones
    Lose Elimination №: 19
    S6E15.5
    NON-CANON AluKWAB Lose Rokkenjimania II
    Support: Triple H
    S7E8.1
    Donte Negro Lose
    W1 L5 -4
    3 5 P
    W1 L3 -2
    1 3 P
    TFR's 2nd Anniversary
    Note: KWAB
    OS7E5
    NON-CANON
    Steel Cage
    Royal Rumble
    1. Maebara Keiichi
    2. Vinnie Vegas
    3. Chris Redfield
    Lose Note: Experimental Match Type
    OS7E22
    NON-CANON Spazz Maticus Lose
    S0E13
    Big Pussy Lose
    W1 L6 -5
    3 6 P
    W1 L4 -3
    1 4 P
    For Title: Real Big Pussy

    Notes: Carder showed up and attacked Nash, then took the credit at the end of the match.

    OS8E2
    NON-CANON
    Royal Rumble
    Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
    Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
    OS8E10
    Handicap
    Tornado-Tag
    Kevin Nash
    Balrog & Bobby Lashley
    Lose
    W1 L7 -6
    3 7 P
    TFR's 3rd Anniversary
    Note: Under 30 seconds
    OS8E17
    NON-CANON
    Tag-Team
    The Coomer Gang

    Kevin Nash & Hassan

    NC 「2K22 GM Mode」
    Game: WWE 2k22

    Note: ★★

    OS8E31
    NON-CANON
    Handicap
    Tornado-Tag
    Kevin Nash
    The Rock & Eddie Guerrero
    Lose 『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
    NON-CANON
    Tables
    Elimination
    Albert Wesker, Al Wesker, Alby Wesker, Kevin Nash, Bert Wesker Lose
    Saihara Shuichi Lose
    W1 L8 -7
    3 8 P
    W1 L5 -4
    1 5 P
    NON-CANON
    Tag-Team
    Elimination
    Team WolfpackWolfcuck, RikishiAss.jpg, Darren Young, Kevin Nash

    Team KWABDaniel Bryan, Garcian Smith & Andrei Ulmeyda (Killer2), Shankism

    Win
    NON-CANON
    Royal Rumble
    Full List Lose
    OS8E36
    NON-CANON
    Ladder
    Yuki Makoto, Morbius, Gene, Haze Stratos, Ryuki Kuruto, Van Darkholme, Kevin Nash, Ryan Rave Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
    →Semifinals
    Joker, Black Wesker, Ooishi Kuraudo, Kevin Nash, Â***Â** Ó**ÁÑ*S**Å**, Stork, Parco Folgore, Rando Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
    →Finals
    NON-CANON
    Sumo
    Chris Redfield Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Dark World Arc
    →Round 1

    Stage: NXT

    Kevin Nash, Jacopo Bearzatti, Rance, Roman Reigns, Big Boss Man, Rando, Ryan Rave, Rey Mysterio Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– End of Sumo Arc
    →Round 2
    OS8E40
    NON-CANON
    Royal Rumble
    OS8E40§ROYAL RUMBLE
    Full List
    Lose Stage: North Pole
    OS8E45
    Royal Rumble
    OS8E45§ROYAL RUMBLE
    Full List
    Lose
    W1 L9 -8
    3 8 P
    For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender

    In The Final Roll[edit | edit source]

    KWAB

     
    Description:
    Kek What A Bitch.
    Effect:
    Add KWAB status to enemy on attacks


    Trivia[edit | edit source]

    BTFO

    • Kek what a raped bitch.
    • On SEP 02 of 2023 at 9:11 PM, Big Kev made his big bitch debut in NYC's big screen.

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