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"Please watch NXT." ― Triple H

The Tarps Assassin[edit | edit source]

Triple H is the executive producer of NXT and is married to Stephanie McMahon. However, his life is less than ideal, as he is Vince's favorite joke, and Steph as the cunt she is, has Paul wear a chastity belt through all of "Locktober". Even when it ends, he still has No Nut November, and then Dick Denial December...

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

It seems the king of kings even fears Kojima and has struck a deal with him if he frees him from the cage, providing him with talent for "a secret project".

Episode 6

The Game fights someone who dares play the game.

Episode 9

Kojima has kidnaped 3H and turned into something even more caged.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Probably not even RUMBLE-17 could free him from the cage.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

The ruler of NXT, The Cagist as he has come to be known is the premier info broker in all of Coolsville. No soul dare steps on NXT lest his dimes be siphoned out, so he has turned the place in a cage capable of obtaining all kinds of information from the city with it's surveillance system. And yet despite all the knowledge, he still doesn't know how to put on a show that will attract more than ghosts.

Episode 5

When the legendary dragon and a team consisting of a trap-liker and a yellowfever-drunk arrive at NXT and start fighting, Cagist appears after the spectacular fight to congratulate Kiryu, The Cagist naturally already informed of Kiryu's intention. Unlike other dirtsheets around that say things like "P-P-Plans change", Cagist's information is as flawless as his booking. He invites all three of them to talk, but especially wants A+ player Kiryu to be his main event. Wanting to relax, Kiryu walks into the Karaoke backstage before negotiation time...

Episode 6

The Cagist asks Leon and Fred what do they want, although in fact, he already knows they are after Ada Wong, a world famous spy, or rather where she's headed next. Leon begs Cagist he will do anything to get the information immediately, but obviously you can't talk to the King of Kings like that, since The Game is not one to be bossed around, and they don't want to find out why he's called the the Cerebral Assassin. Their part of the deal is, obviously, having to fight at NXT, even if they aren't a draw the card has to be filled after all.

However, under NXT's roof means fighting under NXT rules: They'll have to fight at The Coliseum's Cage. Leon thinks he might not have drank enough and is too sober to notice, and Fred as well only sees a normal cage; so Cagist has to explain to them the magnificence of her wife's creation as the most hellish structure ever put around a wrestling ring, the terror experienced after being locked inside it for all of October while also wearing another "cage" is one that to this day permeates the structure. Also all matches are 2/3 KOs, but it's normal of midcarders to care more about that detail than a masterpiece of structural design...

Near the end of the night, The Cagist approaches Kiryu with his request, that being him participating in the main event naturally as he's an A+ player. Cagist even wishes he would request info more often, since >NXT >audience goes crazy every time they see him. Sadly, Kiryu is already busy enough and the legendary dragon never gets a break. As for his opponent, he'll find out in the ring it's a fierce rival of his.

Episode 7

Showing that evil will never prevail, Cagist finally agrees to give Kiryu information about Evolution: The next one to go after him will be The Masterpiece Chris Masters with his feared Masterlock finishing move, the second most painful lock Cagist has ever experienced, the first being Steph's. However, Masters is narcissistic enough to come without reinforcements, and in fact, he's already waiting on NXT's ring!

Having won their matches, The Cagist now needs to consult his sources for Leon and Fred's B+ info.

The Cagist returns with a final favor and leaves the explaining to Steph: Hunter has been a bad boy and the cage will be locked extra tight until NXT draws at least a single dime. Afterwards, Steph makes him leave while pulling from a leash on his head...

After the match, Tomitake is frantically taking photos of the match's conclusion from the crowd, and having succeeded in the miracle of giving NXT a dime, Cagist offers his truth, if they can handle it. Leon thinks Ada may be in danger so he asks for it quickly, with Fred sighting at him still not getting it, and Cagist tells him that as a spy she must do things she doesn't want to (although spreading viruses might not be one of them), like being close to influential members of society; Leon remembers about how Steven and her must be friends, but Cagist tells him that sometimes they have to get physical, which causes Leon to be furious thinking that they were hitting her, but The Cagist tells him it's closer to her relation with John Clemens (which he also takes as him beating her). Finally the Cagist spells it out to him that she had to suck and fuck old men for valuable info, and after learning the harsh truth, Leon hits the table and leaves, with Fred going after him.

Cagist gets one final request from someone he's not happy to work with, he's not even sure he can handle so much work and begs him, but if he's not careful with his information, "that man" will come after him... it's a promise then.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

The Cagist was already expecting Kiryu, but some information just can't be spread and tells Kiryu to turn around and leave, for what is best for him. But Kiryu knows that Cagist isn't like that and asks him who's getting to his head.

But that doesn't matter anymore, because Cagist feels like it's 11:59PM on Locktober 31st, and not even Steph can stop him now. Kiryu tries to make him remember what Steven did for him... for both of them, why betray him and found Evolution? But if Kiryu wants to know, he already knows the price: this'll be his send-off from NXT, and Triple H will make sure to savor every last dime.

After putting such a classic together, Flair would be proud, and who else to put it with than another man who was taught much by Steven. Even thought he might not have raised him, he changed his life by saving him from Shimano Futoshi, and that's exactly why Cagist could never betray him. Evolution with him was created with a different purpose, they were rebels, what Evolution turned into... is a mystery to Cagist. As for Kiryu, Steven changed his life when he got him the starring role in Hideo Kojima's "Dragon", and that's how the legend of "The Dragon of Kojima" was born. But such fame made his life take a turn, and he had to avoid people to not get them hurt, but at least Kiryu is glad Cagist will always stay by his side, much like Steven when he saved Cagist's life from Shimano. Kiryu has only heard legends of how Steven heroically stalled him and allowed Cagist to escape.

Cagist thanks Kiryu for the match and reminding him what really matters, and Kiryu reminds him that they can never forget those they're fighting for. Or the reasons why they keep walking this path... This is what life is for them.

Before Cagist can finally announce he's free from the cage, Steph bitches at him that one dime isn't gonna keep the show running and they need more dimes. Cagist tries to debut a new signing, Mid Show, but Steph calls him low midcard at BEST, and sends Haitch back to the cage for No Nut November.

Episode 9

Kiryu thanks Cagist for being a true friend and he likewise thanks him for raising NXT to it's highest interest in decades and getting him closer to selling off his tarps, as Kiryu reminds him that life is about dreaming for the impossible; however, Steph stops him from dreaming too much since he's still got the rest of NNN left as well as DDD.

Kiryu is comforted by the fact that much like him, the day HHH changes as a man will never come, and bids his goodbye.

Episode 10

After his superiors refuse to brief him completely on the mission objective, Chris is decided to find what Enrico died for, what Wrong betrayed them for, and for that he'll even go to a place where squads such as his' (and everybody else really) were not allowed to come: NXT. Through the unnatural solitude permeating the place, he finds The Cagist who, surprisingly, wasn't aware of him coming at all. In a moment, he goes and returns now aware that he's not Vince's sending and his real reason for coming.

Cagist was gonna put him against one of his new hires for the info, but Vince already laid them all off... Once upon a time, NXT was supposed to TakeOver the world; they hired all the indies, came up with NXT rules for every single match, and yet the ratings kept falling. Vince fired everyone under 6'0, their budget went into tarp maintenance, and Steph hasn't given him a day of rest since. Chris tells him that NXT rules don't allow any roster diversity, but either way Vince won't let him have anyone for more than a night; so instead Chris tells him to hire them on one-night deals, and more than that, have them have multiple matches per night. With that, Cagist finally figures what he needs: A tournament created by the King of Kings, and with such great help, Cagist happily hands over the information Chris wants.

And with that, NXT's King of /v/ Tournament was born.

Episode 14

Having learned of Hazz Maticus' true intentions, Leon and Fred inform Kiryu's friends and along The Cagist, Date Kaname and Suou Katsuya arrive to the top of Coolsville Hills in an helicopter, just after Hazz is done explaining how he hid his past in his son, artificially aged himself, and faked his own death. Before Hazz can end Kiryu, Leon and Fred drop down and confront him, as Kiryu is taken away in the helicopter. Hazz's presidential guard of 4 S.W.A.T. Members challenges them, but, they are mowed down by the paranormal patrol, and at last Hazz fights them directly with the S.W.A.T. Captain. Despite all this power, his plan, his gun, and his complex old age, Hazz couldn't stop Leon and Fred from ending his reign and saving China, not only because they had apple juice and a dilapidated van, but comrades by their side; Kiryu Kazuma... Suou Katsuya... Date Kaname... Shoji Shingo... Majima Goro and his brother... Warden Osborne... Officer Joe... Osama bin Laden... Kasai Tatsuyoshi... Van Darkholme... The Cagist... Hanyuu... Extra... Vergil... Dante... HUNK... Zagreus... Ryback, Chris Masters, Sheamus... Narihisago Akihito... Zoomer... Tomitake Jirou... Hassan and Kojima... Chuck... and Gregory Edgeworth... all irreplaceable people whose bonds have carried them to defeat him.

Episode Extra

After suffering a heart attack following NXT's terrible going, Cagist wakes up in the hospital... but he's not gonna let it slow him down, and is already thinking of giving Adam Cole another title run... when the clock strikes 12, and a terribly cuntish voices echoes from beyond the door: In the first day of Locktober, none shall rest, and none shall escape... before he realizes it, he's already within the cage, being ravaged by its two ethereal observers...

The Dark Web Rumble[edit | edit source]

With NXT's resurgence going on, he makes appearances on mudshows for publicity and to show them what a real wrestler is.

Episode 6

The General Managers challenge Triple H, so he in kind brings a bunch of lookalike friends, but they defeat him since they naturally don't know how to put on a show.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

With NXT declining again, Triple H was subcontracted by The Final Rumble, and now provides information to Sminem. Although his info quality has gone kind of down since Steph tightened his cage...

TFR/Off-Season 8: Rokkenjimania IV[edit | edit source]

In a Sinless World, NXT managed to escape from it's torment, garnering an audience, and achieving its goal of worldwide expansion. Triple H's information business closed for good, and "The Cagist" became a name only remembered in the deepest archives of history.

Leon Kennedy arrives to NXT, greeting The Cagist despite being a totally unknown person. Yet, he hasn't been called 'Cagist' in a long time, and for bringing him memories of the good old times, he decides to break open the information business for one last night as payment. Asking for 1) a bar and 2) Ada Wong, Cagist leaves the room and takes an uncomfortably long time, before coming back with a disconcerting look on his face. Nobody called Ada Won has ever stepped foot on Coolsville, in fact not even the USA, and no information anywhere in the world is available about an Ada Wong. Leon couldn't believe it, and disheartened, he left the arena.

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

As Amakusa Elite Wrestling gains a stronger foothold, NXT must also wage war to stop the further decline of their dimes.

Episode 4

Back the desolate cage of information place so soon, Kiryu quickly moves to meet the man in charge. Awaiting in his office is The Annihilator of AEW, The Burier of B+ players, The Conqueror of CUNTs, The Drawer of Dimes, The Emperor of Entertainment, The Favourite of Fans, The God of Gains, The Hunter of Hound-wankers, The Imprisoner of Indies, The Jeopardizer of Jobbers, The Killer of Khans, The Lyncher of Lowborns, The Murderer of Manlets, The Nightmare of Niggers, The Obliterator of Opposition, The Punisher of Pissants, The Queller of Queers, The Raiser of Ratings, The Smiter of Smarks, The Tormentor of Trannies, The Undertaker of UAMFBNs, The Vanquisher of Vanilla midgets, The Woe of WCW, The X-Pac of Xenophobia, The Yauza of Yumminess, The Zapper of Zealots, The Indomitus Rex, The Cagist, The Terror That Rises, The Alpha of Alphas, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Cerebral Asassin, The Lord of Lords, The King of Kings, The Game Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Kiryu expected Cagist to already know he was coming for Date, but what he wasn't expecting is The Cagist to also wonder if he also came for Big Pussy. A platinum hostess of Chuck's and 'friend' of Date that Kiryu never got to properly converse with; if Cagist is bringing him up in this, then... he must expect the worst to have happened. This is going too far... but there's more, as one of Coolsville's "safe havens" and the city's most dear emblem, has been compromised. Not even Cagist's cameras can capture the black beast, but the midcarders' talk tells that it is still lurking nearby, preying near the tower's alleyways accompanied by someone that looked like Date. For Mizuki's sake, he must put a stop to this... but first, he'll need to pay for the info in The Coliseum's Cage against a dangerous opponents that likes lengthy matches, although with little time to lose, Kiryu hopes to change his mind on that.

TFR/Off-Season 9: Rokkenjimania V[edit | edit source]

His cardiac arrest a fake... of course he couldn't have reached critical condition with so much to still do in NXT. The first thing, Ryan Rave's title won't be determined by any match... because, as Rave himself explains, it will be an IQ-affirmation: the Mega Mind Test! Only the most intelligent human beings can hope to step on NXT and reach this Troubled Paradise.

As new rookies arrive to NXT, it's "The King of Kings" Triple H's job to rate them and give them a gimmick to get started. First newcomer is a pretty generic, Good build 5'2" white guy. Mark Maximus! Tall and athletic African kid? Kwame Da Kuma! A short fat Chinese dude... hmmm... gotta be Chubby Chwan. Next, big burly white guy; looks like he could crush someone's skull, so he goes by Johnny Squishmaiden! Last but not least... that Hispanic guy, must be called Ricky Cumshotta! Oh, one last asian guy... looks like he can really dance, so he becomes Boogie Woogie Wu!

NXT has acquired four top TFR talent, but their gimmicks aren't quite right... yet, with Triple H's careful watching eye, they might just become the future of NXT! First off is Bradley Christofer, from red swordsman to a novice at the peak of making it in the industry. "The Lock"? Now he goes by Ariani Sana, a mystical indian man! Jackman... nah that's bad, doesn't roll off the tongue, so how about "The Man" Jack Offstein. And lastly the guy who wasn't getting anywhere under a mask... now Gashu Matsuyama, a Japanese guy who trains under the legendary Bitchu Matsuyama dojo. But the best part, will be them learning of their new profiles just when coming back from the break...

And yet, every positive moment has an inverse side awaiting, as "The Sad Sire" Triple H soon remembers when that time of the year comes around again: Vince's future endeavors. Those talented men and women, with so much potential... sometimes not even Hunter can bear looking at the list without thinking "what's the point". Bag Boneswell... Had a look like no other. Tardd Rangler... He was amazing at promo school. Lavontius White... His physique was incredible! Branmuff Dandruff... Such a charismatic man. And then there's his personal favorite... Ruberto Schnickers, a real prodigy! He had the makings of a legend!

HHH sighs heavily and wonders, why do they have to let them all go? ...when will it be his turn? ...probably never... just as expected.

It's been a helluva move for NXT lately, "Cool Guy" Austin Shimano is already polishing his debut match, and many more mega stars seem to be coming in the horizon. Just when Triple H was at the top of the world... Steph appeared to remind him of Locktober. No matter how much he begged about letting this year go by to accomplish the NXT World Domination plan... it was already locked in. And this time, none of his secret spare keys would work. So he better take his pants off and sit tight, because two guys are coming to make trash through NXT...

Having him locked up is for his own good after all, otherwise he'd ruin NXT and his own reputation just like before the locking began... or would he rather have another heart attack? No matter how much he might bitch and moan, this will teach him not to betray Steph and hire more shitters for his little bitch promotion, and in their special month! But Triple H is done... he wants to fill for divorce. Yet Steph reminds him of what would happen to all his assets in that case... no matter what he says, she just thinks of worse things than the cage to put him in in the future. HHH blames Vince for making her like this, but Steph reminds him not to shift the blame, since this is entirely his own doing. Hunter just wishes things could go back to how they were... when NXT was thriving, before Steph made him release megastars like Colombo Spice and Topik Theory! Even thought HHH wants to succeed on hard work and determination, Steph knows he can't do anything without her money, connections and bloodline, and furthermore, he would destroy his little bitch project by himself anyways. Triple H has always been able to rely on Steph to bring the negativity, always bringing him down... but isn't that exactly what he wanted her to fulfill, says Steph; to be belittled, put in a cage, the feeling of being trapped, completely helpless... but maybe Steph should instead question "why" is he rebelling all of a sudden, after all, "He" won't like to hear anything about it. HHH backs up in terror, but even after all he did to him, everything he did to them, Steph went ahead and made a contract, and Triple H must now do the dark one's bidding... because he offered more than Hunter ever could. But Triple H swears to take NXT from him, someday...

Darkiplier stands before a man chained to the floor―Triple H―and urges him to listen; surely he's already aware of who he is and what he can do, and the way the man feels in his his current state―it sucks―he should be grateful. See, most of the time when someone is freed from those chains, they die by one of his servants' hands a second after. But today, he is of different mind... having heard of Triple H's influence in Coolsville, he wants him to do a few things. First, his camera network will be all set on and belong to Darkiplier, then, he'll go to the factory where they make those robots everyone hates―he'll help make more of them, and with that he'll sow chaos in the city. People will be too busy by avoiding being murdered by the machines to even think straight. Once he's done, he'll record all he did, and that video will contribute to Darkiplier's "masterpiece". If he complies, and he knows he will, he won't feel something that makes his current torture seem like nothing. No promises about his wife though...

Power is captured thanks to Triple H's indestructible cage while looking for Saihara Shuichi, who Haitch announces is being reprogrammed right now, but Power will have a different fate. Not even her unbeatable cheek-slapping move was of any help, as someone exists who can resist it, and she agrees to peacefully go with Haitch. She finds Saihara, memoryless and unresponsive, and Power calls him a dummy for not just walking away like she told him to. Haitch instructs them to follow for further orders...

Triple H really went down a path Kiryu never even thought possible... to be driven by such dark forces... to sell his soul just because he thought he was "too weak"! Just what happened to him? But HHH has a different story: Power, that's all that matters, all that keeps people from having an ideal world, and those who aren't powerful enough... have nothing to do. It's not about control or submission; it's about peace, HHH just wants to find his own peace. But Kiryu reminds him Power isn't the only thing that matters; there's also Money. But... no money in the world could have saved him from his fate. And yet... Kiryu is here to stop Triple H-No, Cagist. But there's no going back, Kiryu can join them or perish, because the man he once knew no longer exists... all that's left is Triple Hate!!!

Triple H stays silent as his NXT stars walk into his office. Mark Maximus talks about how "The Regretful One" would always think he could do better, put himself through hell just to prove himself, and fail at the end; just like always, he understimated his opponent, and now shall pay the price. Kwame Da Kuma thinks most people would agree that if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't even have jobs right now, after all he gave them opportunities to shine while he proved himself 100% loyal to his company time and time; he didn't make the wrong choice... everyone else did. Johnny Squishmaiden reminds that if not for him, those indie stars would be collecting dust, he really is the best boss anyone could hope for (and he's glad he picked him, too). If it wasn't for him, Ricky Cumshotta wouldn't be getting any hotass moms with big tits either, and would probably still be in his mother's basement watching porno while eating cheese out of a bag; he's truly grateful to be part of this group and get to prove himself before such a crowd. Boogie Woogie Wu thinks it's about time they boogied the evil ones up. Chubby Chwan is hungry. Triple H wonders what Darkiplier is planning... and Mark Maximus notices The Regretful One has finally realized his mistakes and plans to personally correct them, to everyone's else shock. Does Triple H really? Yes... it's time to right the wrongs, after learning of the terrible thing the dark one is planning...

He has to think of how to go about this... He knows where he lives and works. How will he pay for his sins? He could strike at any moment... even with all the weapons in the world... the boys won't be able to stop Him. What has he done? if only he had kept a tighter grip on things... it's all his fault, is it too late to fix it... no, he just needs to do something about it. What, exactly? the inevitable is betraying them, just like he did to Richtofen, only this time he won't fail, and this time, he's smarter and has an army he trusts behind him.

Finally arriving at Darkiplier's throne room, Triple H gets off his tank, to walk into the place where the journey ends. Amused, Darkiplier shows himself and comments that he was expecting a bigger spectacle, but he may just not be cut for Darkiplier's brand of "business". Sure of the gang back at NXT, Triple H affirms they'll make sure it's over, but his little "gang" doesn't amuse Darkiplier at all and might as well be backstage fodder, after all those poor souls are worth nothing compared to Darkiplier's "masterpiece" that they so fervently tried to stop... in fact, neither could the tired old generator in front of him, mindlessly trying to protect his little friends, how boring. Darkiplier's power is limitless, and no one can stop him, and as long as he needs to complete "The Masterpiece", no one shall stand in his way... although he does have to admit he didn't think he had the balls to betray him, and that's why once this is over, there won't be an escape for this old man, no safe home to escape his gaze, no place left to run to... he'll never walk free among men ever again! But Triple H already knows what it's like to live like that, and that is why... he'll escape not only his claws, but the cage of fate!

With things back to normal, it's time to go back to giving gimmicks to NXT newhires! First one is a young kid, just 32. Nice faux hawk. He'll be called "Yong Hawk": He's happy to be here and excited to learn. Next, 29 years old. Got some tats, gives him a good ring look. We'll call him "Ram Tough": An angry, violent guy looking for respect. Latino, 31 years old. Nice, relaxed look. His name could be "Paco Chano": He's chill and laid-back, but still a serious competitor. Young 26 year old. 5'9", really tall for NXT. 174 pounds, heavy as hell. Will need to cut weight if he wants to make it. Name is "Tall Paul": He's a big, silent guy. Older dude, 21. Real experienced veteran. Been wrestling for a while. Got some scars. He'll be called "Sean Carr", like "S. Carr": booked as a slick, smart wrestler who knows how to work the system. Finally, 34. Lost his hair recently. 5'7", real tall. 165 pounds, big boy right there. Needs less pizza and more salad. Name is "Carlo Carbonara", like spaghetti: He's italian, I guess. Gimmick can be that 9 out of 10 doctors will tell you it's a bad idea to go in rings with that man. Ah, yes, older man, 57. Been in the business for a long, long time. Gray hair, brown eyes... uh oh, lost an eye! Alright, now he has an eyepatch! That hads some mystery to him. What kind of story will we come up with? He'll be called "Noah Sight": A wise, old veteran who still has plenty of tricks. How does he feel about being in NXT? Let's ask: "I'm honored to be here. This is where the future stars of our industry start their journey." It's time for NXT to take over!

In G1 Nonstop Infinite Climax[edit | edit source]

Triple H escaping the dimensional cage

he won

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
TFR: 3 - WWE: 1

30-Man Royal Rumble

  1. Gene
  2. The Undertaker
  3. Goldberg
  4. Shawn Michaels
  5. Steve Austin
  6. Aleph
  7. Rean Schwarzer
  8. Suou Tatsuya
  9. Eddie Guerrero
  10. Joshua Graham
  11. Aniki
  12. Johnny Gat
  13. Chris Jericho
  14. Maebara Keiichi
  15. Komaeda Nagito
  16. Kurt Angle
  17. Narushima Koga
  18. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  19. R-Truth
  20. Cam On Ingurland
  21. Rance
  22. Drew McIntyre
  23. Kevin Nash
  24. Ric Flair
  25. Samoa Joe
  26. Bevi
  27. Seth Rollins
  28. Ooishi Kuraudo
  29. Triple H
  30. Fred Jones
NON-CANON Rean Schwarzer Lose Support: Stephanie McMahon

Note: Haha...

NON-CANON Supporting Kevin Nash Rokkenjimania II
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose
The Grinch, Steve, Shrek, Extra, Spider-Man, Ushiromiya Battler, Chad, Triple H Lose
NON-CANON Supporting White Ref
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose

Royal Rumble

  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination #23

Buried Alive

Manny Pardo Win Game: Smackdown Vs. RAW 2007

Steel Cage

Maximillion Pegasus Lose Game: Smackdown Vs. RAW 2007


Ninetuple H

Okonogi Tetsurou

W0 L2 -2
2 4 P

Steel Cage

Maebara Keiichi Lose


Falls Count Anywhere


Ushiromiya Battler, Narushima Koga, Rean Schwarzer, Chris Redfield, Triple H Lose

Royal Rumble

Full List Lose Game: 2K18
NON-CANON Triple H Lose Game: 2K18

Note: For some reason, despite being on almost the same stat average, the game activated squash mechanics on Battler, setting momentum to maximum and giving Triple H multiple finishers at the start. Despite this, with some luck, Battler managed to survive and defeat him in a short and bizarre gigadimes match.

NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler, Agent 47, Triple H '98

HUNK, Rakesh Kumar Orton, Undercarder '00

Win Game: 2K18

Note: Battler did a cool never before seen ladder sprint drop on HUNK.

Steel Cage
2/3 Falls
Ushiromiya Battler NC Note: Experimental Match Type

Note: And thus our lord and savior BATTLER was crucified on the steel cage, purging us of our jobbings. Amen.

Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Popularity Poll Rumble
Place: 11th〈34 votes〉

Note: In place of The Methé

Steel Cage
Spazz Maticus Lose Spazz Wrestling Training II
Note: Spazz refused to be bumped off the cage, leading to HHH being thrown literally 10 times off the wall.
The Soul Brothers


Hell in a Cell
Eren Yeager Lose
Kofi Kingston & Triple H

Okada Kazuchika & Agent 41

Hell in a Cell
2/3 Falls
Sinbad (2-0) Lose For Title: Hardcore
Extreme rules
Dolph Ziggler, Suou Tatsuya, Chris Redfield, Triple H Lose
Tatsuya's Party

Hunter's PartyTriple H, Mitake Toujirou, Adol Christin, Dlanor A. Knox

Steel Cage
2/3 Falls
Kiryu Kazuma (1-2) Win
W1 L2 -1
4 5 P
W1 L1 0
2 2 P
Steel Cage
Stephtoko Win
W2 L2 0
4 5 P
W2 L1 1
2 2 P
As: Triple Rika

Stage: Leon's Dream

Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W2 L3 -1
4 5 P
Steel Cage
2/3 Falls
Vinceua (2-1) Lose
W2 L4 -2
4 6 P
Steel Cage
The Cagist

No One & No One

W2 L5 -3
4 7 P
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT #1 Contender
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc
Game: WWE Wrestlemania XIX
As outside lumberjack Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
Joe Merrick
Steven Sonozaki, Triple H, Massive Man
Win Note: Pegasus called some friends to have 'fun' with Merriku.

The Sparda Lineage

Last Man Standing
Fandango Win
Iconic Match
Double Retirement Memorial

Stage: NXT

Note: Some NXT twink invaded and botched a surprise attack and got dumped outside then PEDIGREE'd just as Fandango stayed dead for the 10.

Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Return From The Past Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2006
NON-CANON Jacopo Bearzatti Win
War Games
Agent 47 +Mario, Cody Rhodes, Veer Mahaan

Robo-Battler +Slipshaw McGraw, Kotomine Kirei, Triple H

Lose 『2K23 RELEASE』
Game: WWE 2K23
NON-CANON Kiryu Kazuma Lose Rokkenjimania V』– Downfall Arc
Stage: NXT
Triple H, Boogie Woogie Wu, Ricky Cumshotta

Darkiplier, Dark Blue, Dark Red Light Color

Win Rokkenjimania V』– Hopes and Dreams Arc
Stage: Dark's Castle
NON-CANON The Grunch Lose 『Christmas Miracle Special』
As: Triple Ho

For: The Fate of Christmas

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