Travis Touchdown

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"People ask me, 'What is the meaning of killing if you're risking your own life?' It doesn't 'mean' shit. It's about instinct, not meaning. That spark lights up in your brain. And that sweet, sweet dopamine starts to flow. There's no 'meaning' to men fighting. Men are born to fight." ― Travis Touchdown

Main character from No More Heroes.

The No More Hero[edit | edit source]

A 27-year-old (later 30 (later 37 (later 39))) American assassin and stereotypical otaku – his motel room decorated with professional wrestling and anime collectibles – living in near, but comfortable and habitable, poverty in the motel "NO MORE HEROES" of Santa Destroy, California accompanied by his kitten Jeane (most likely named after his lost love). He appears to have interest in lucha libre and Japanese pro wrestling icons (like Thunder Ryu), as well as a moe driven anime series called Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly (which his apartment is filled with merchandise of).

After winning a beam katana in an online auction, he is hired by a woman called Sylvia to be a hitman. When he runs out of money to buy video games he accepts a job to kill Helter-Skelter, also known as "The Drifter," which earns him rank eleven by the United Assassins Association, a governing body of assassins. Realizing that he has now made himself a target for aspiring assassins, he sets out to secure himself as number one in the UAA, also making a deal with Sylvia that if he becomes number one, they will "do it".

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

After losing his wizard powers and coming out of retirement Sylvia appeared to him with a new job. Climb the ranks of TFR for the chance of a new game.
I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for you? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there holding your dick and cum stained mouse right now... Just tune in. Let the bloodshed begin.
Episode 4

Travis first shows up in a royal rumble for the King of /v/ Title, a might chance for a first match, that he sadly didn't get.

Episode 5

He then goes against a mighty powerful billionaire, but he proves far stronger.

Episode 10

Travis finally gets a match with an assassin he so much wanted, and proved victor, maybe rising up a step in the TFR Assassin Association?

Episode 11

Travis gets a match with a guy that reminds him of a fellow he fought once. Somehow, he manages to prevail once again.

Episode 12

Going against the champion of this association, Travis meets the senator of the US, Steven Armstrong, and despite trying he doesn't manage to defeat such a strong opponent, and doesn't win the /v/ title either.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

"I killed my jobbers. No More Jobbers."

Skipping over all this time travel-y stuff since it makes his head hurt, Travis just stands backstage looking for a fight.

Episode 7

When walking in the backstage, Travis enters a room and as an angry Wesker leaves, Donte suddenly offers to join in his tag team and form The Fuckheads. Seeing something alike, Travis decides to join in.

Episode 8

After losing, however, Donte not only leaves but also steals their tag team name and has a match against him! What a fuckhead!

Episode 9

Getting a last chance, Travis gets appointed for a contendership match. But little did he know, that his presence on that match would matter very little.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

He seems to keep mentioning some girl named Rain that he claims he met at some point and is some kind of internet goddess or something and they really hit it off since all his favorite stuff is in the internet and shit.

Apparently, Travis has entered the Mixed Match Challenge, but he seems to always appear alone? What's strange, is that his opponents seem to react as if being hit sometimes.

Episode 9

When Kojima attacked with his army of Prototypes, Travis decided to join in on the fun with the business-looking guy.

Seeing their enemies' might, Travis pulled a suicide move by DQ'ing both himself and an enemy, leaving it in his partner's hands.

Episode 10

Seeing the end drawing close, he decided to show his skills one last time against some evil bald guy. Even during the end, No More Heroes.

TCR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Visits Britannia with Lain.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Travis & Lain visiting the amusement park

Travis failed his mission of rising to the top of TFR and killing the ones that would be responsible for the tragedy.

Well, it's not like he REALLY really cares, but he would've enjoyed kicking the ass of the guys that did it. In the meantime, he takes Lain to the amusement park to keep the misery out of his mind.

Episode 1

Appears in a commercial with /v/-tan for some shitty romhack.

Episode 3

Questions Ichiban about him being on law school as a yakuza.

Episode 4

Offers to play games with Keiichi on his Death Drive.

Presumably left with most of the locker room to Delta's safe area when RUMBLE-17 began. But he couldn't find Lain...

Episode 5

12 years in the future, he's been doing mostly nothing as a shut-in watching anime, until he decides he has slacked enough and convinces /v/eddit to re-join with him to the resistance.

Lain disappeared sometime during the rumbling, but he swears he can still hear her comforting voice when he stays next to electronics.

Episode 7

Travis and /v/eddit join in the raid to Serge's Fort with the mission to recover the tag-team belts.

They find the traitors Piccolo and Galo who are now proud warriors of BANS Army, but they get an overdose instead of recovering the belts.

They make it out of the fort before it's set on fire.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

Travis is partying during the resistance christmas party and even thinks of bringing Lain next time.

However, suddenly, when the Troubleshooters receive a "kill-on-sight" to all resistance members and the kings' manipulation, the onslaught begins. As the group is making their way around looking for an exit, the troubleshooters who were helping them, Dimitri, Phi, and Carlos, fall unconscious. Travis, /v/eddit, Narihisago Akihito and Okabe Rintarou are assaulted by infiltrators from the kings; AluKWAB, Kazuhira Miller, V. Angelo & M'Rizen. While /v/eddit is barely less useless than a punching bag, he gets counter-out in a way that sets Kaz to be CO'd by Okabe, and AluKWAB DQ'd himself with a low blow, V CO'd Travis. Okabe goes MAD SCIENTIST and eliminates V, but M'Rizen overpowers Okabe and ends Narihisago. They are executed.

Episode 11

Alukwab steals his glasses like a bitch.

Episode 14

Something precious is recovered.

TFR/Off-Season 7[edit | edit source]

A total loser otaku who watched too much japanese wrestling.

Episode 18

Lucks out at a rumble and contends for the world title.

Episode 20

Defeats the chuuni holding it, becoming the champion.

Episode 21

Loses it to an even bigger weeb chuuni.

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]


An otaku who has wrestled all over the world, like in Japan, and now been recruited into Amakusa Elite Wrestling as "Travis Fuckhead".

Episode 6

Welcomed after being challenged by Nero the previous week.

TFR/Off-Season 9[edit | edit source]

Episode 2

Two wrestlers who showed promised got a shot at Rance's title, and while Kaidou put the most effort, Travis was ultimately the one to obtain it.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Put in an deadly chamber to demonstrate the sheer value of the title he just recently won, and another powerful hero of the ring rises to the occasion to take it from him.

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

As a Titan of Tomorrow, Travis strives to kill his past jobbings and through AEW show the world what it's really like to put pure instinct and adrenaline in the ring, survival be damned.

Episode 1

Participates in the Future Stars vs. Titans of Tomorrow match.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W0 L1 -1
0 0 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
For Title: /v/
Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 1 P
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Ironman 10'
Marvin Branagh, Adam Jensen, Brendan Fraser, Nagito Komaeda, Travis Touchdown Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 1 P
Nagito Komaeda Win
W1 L3 -2
1 1 P
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
Shingo Shoji Win
W2 L3 -1
2 1 P
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
Falls Count Anywhere
Zoomer, Serge, Travis Touchdown, Bane Win
W3 L3 0
4 1 P
For Title: /v/ #2 Contender
Jacket Win
W4 L3 1
5 1 P
W3 L1 2
3 1 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Bane Lose
W4 L4 0
5 2 P
W3 L2 1
3 2 P
Champion Senator Armstrong Lose
W4 L5 -1
5 3 P
W3 L3 0
3 3 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Moe as a Business to End Moe as a Business
For Title: /v/
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Note: Match crashed, last 4 went into a Battle Royale match
Tornado-Tag The Fuckheads, The Bakers, The Mystery Masters Lose
W4 L6 -2
~5 3 P
For Title: Tag Team #1 Contenders
Handicap Travis Touchdown
The Fuckheads
W5 L6 -1
~6 3 P
Note: Donte confirmed weakest link
Leon Kennedy, TheRapist, Travis Touchdown, Dante Lose
W5 L7 -2
~6 4 P
Iconic Match
King of Drunks #1 Contender Match

For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
NON-CANON Johnny Knoxville Win
Tornado-Tag I Rabu Anne

No More Cun

W5 L8 -3
~6 5 P
Mixed Match Challenge
Tony Hawk Win
W6 L8 -2
~7 5 P
W4 L3 1
4 3 P
Falls Count Anywhere The Prince Lose
W6 L9 -3
~7 6 P
W4 L4 0
4 4 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Killer2 & Travis Touchdown

Prototype K-03-HR, Prototype K-04-3H, Prototype K-05-BS

W6 L10 -4
~7 6 P
「War of the Prototypes」
Note: Prototypes score another victory
Delta Win
W7 L10 -3
~8 6 P
W5 L4 1
5 4 P
「The Final Impact」
Game: WWE2K19
Royal Rumble
  1. Donald Mustard
  2. The Demon of Debt
  3. Jeff Mangum
  4. Pete
  5. Akagi Shigeru
  6. Mr. X
  7. Joshua Graham
  8. Kazuhira Miller
  9. The Prince
  10. Dante
  1. Kaname Date
  2. Jeff Mangum
  3. James Sunderland
  4. The Prince
  5. Postal Dude
  6. Joshua Graham
  7. Sam Hyde
  8. The Demon of Debt
  9. Soldier G65434-2
  10. Dante
  11. V
  12. Bane
  13. Ricardo Milos
  14. Travis Touchdown
  15. Doomguy
  16. Kazuhira Miller
  17. Strelok
  18. Duke Nukem
  19. Terry Davis
  20. Manny Pardo
W7 L11 -4
~8 6 P
Note: First Royal Rumble CRASHED.

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

  1. Joe Tazuna (1)
  2. Travis Touchdown (0)
  3. Marco Rossi (0)
  4. Raidou Kuzunoha (0)
  5. Edward Richtofen (1)
W7 L12 -5
~8 6 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
W7 L13 -6
~8 6 P
Elimination №24
Elimination Chamber Komaeda Nagito, Travis Touchdown, Albert Wesker, Kuzunoha Raidou, Pixy, Fred Jones Win
W8 L13 -5
~10 6 P
King of Ingurland Lose
W8 L14 -6
~10 7 P
W5 L5 0
5 5 P
For Title: /v/
No Homo & No More Vidya

The Paranormal Patrol, Aniki & Arthur Morgan

W9 L14 -5
~13 7 P
Tornado-Tag No More Vidya

The Daily Dose

W9 L15 -6
~13 7 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team

Nero, Travis Touchdown, Second Carlos, Zoomer, Tyrone Ngubu, Adam Jensen, Dante, Geralt of Rivia

The Split & The 92th Reich

No More Vidya, Okabe Rintarou & Sakaido

W9 L16 -7
~13 7 P
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Tazuna Joe
  2. Albus Bernstein
  3. Robert
  4. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  5. Adol Christin
  6. Ruber
  7. Headmaster
  8. Rean Schwarzer
  9. Sakakura Juzo
  10. Gold
  11. Mitake Miyao
  12. Arthas Menethil
  13. Ushiromiya Battler
  14. G-Man
  15. Second Carlos
  16. Haze
  17. Kasuga Ichiban
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Ooishi Kuraudo
  20. Travis Touchdown
  21. John Bradford
  22. Kadoya Tsukasa
  23. Kotomine Kirei
  24. Dr. Piccolo
  25. Rance
  26. Emir
  27. Okabe Rintarou
  28. Demi-fiend
  29. Date Kaname
  30. Albert Wesker
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon
Ooishi Kuraudo, Zoomer, Dr. Piccolo, Travis Touchdown, Nero, Sandro, Aleph, Gold Lose For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Okabe Rintarou
  3. Narushima Koga
  4. Second Carlos
  5. Phoenix Wright
  6. Ooishi Kuraudo
  7. JOKER
  8. The Necrodancer
  9. Lucifer
  10. Kotomine Kirei
  11. Head Doctor
  12. Rean Schwarzer
  13. Tricky
  14. Extra
  15. Raiden
  16. Roger Retinz
  17. Travis Touchdown
  18. Maebara Keiichi
  19. Bevi
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Ushiromiya Battler
  22. Kasuga Ichiban
  23. Demi-fiend
  24. Haze
  25. Arthas Menethil
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Dutch van der Linde
  28. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  29. Cam on Ingurland
  30. Philip U. Butler
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender

Elimination №15

NON-CANON Dolph Ziggler Win
2/3 Falls
Johnny Knoxville (0-2) Win Rokkenjimania II
No More Jackasses

Team Absolute Units ― Cam On Ingurland & Senator Armstrong

The Mystery Masters?

No More Jackasses

Royal Rumble
  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination #20
Full List
Lose Popularity Poll Rumble
Place: 24th〈16 votes〉
Royal Rumble
OS7E16§#Rumble for the Unification of Midcard Titles
Full List
W9 L17 -8
~13 7 P
For Title: Literal Jobber Title Contender
Full List
W10 L17 -7
~13 7 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Kaidou Shun Win
W11 L17 -6
~14 7 P
W6 L5 1
6 5 P
For Title: /v/ World
Vergil Lose
W11 L18 -7
~14 8 P
W6 L6 0
6 6 P
No More Vidya

Ja/ck/ & Edward Richtofen

Win TFR's 3rd Anniversary
For Title: Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team
Nero Lose
W11 L19 -8
~14 9 P
W6 L7 -1
6 7 P
As: Travis Fuckhead
Scaffold Ladder Travis Touchdown, Demi-fiend, Joe Merrick, Peppino, Akasaka Mamoru, Perc Jones, "Alucard", Yamada Lose
W11 L20 -9
~14 9 P
As: Travis Fuckhead

For Title: AEW All-Arctic Circle #1 Contender

Triple-Threat Kaidou Shun, Travis Fuckhead, Champion Rance Win
W12 L20 -8
~15 9 P
As: Travis Fuckhead

For Title: AEW

Scaffold Ladder Ushiromiya Battler, Zag "5'0" Reus,Travis Fuckhead, Peppino, Teddy Maxis, Joe Merrick, Adrian Buck Nickolas Mann Lose
W12 L21 -9
~15 9 P
『Christmas Miracle Special』
As: Travis Fuckhead
Triple-Threat Travis Fuckhead, "Alucard", Champion Eugene Chaud Lose
W12 L22 -10
~15 9 P
As: Travis Fuckhead

For Title: AEW Future of Wrestling

Elimination Chamber Rance #3, HUNK #6, Teddy Maxis #5, Arisato Minato #4, Kaidou Shun #1, Champion Travis Fuckhead #2 Lose
W12 L23 -11
~15 10 P
As: Travis Fuckhead

For Title: AEW World

Tornado-Tag FUTURE STARS: Steve Burnside, Eugene Chaud, Ryuki Kuruto

TITANS OF TOMORROW: Akasaka Mamoru, Travis Fuckhead, Komaeda Nagito

W5 L13 -8
8 6 P
As: Travis Fuckhead
Steel Cage Escape
Zag "5'0" Reus, Travis Fuckhead, Captain Soap, Eugene Chaud Lose
W5 L14 -9
8 6 P
For Title: Future of Wrestling

History - TCR[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singless Details
2/3 falls Dimitri Blaiddyd Win
W1 L0 1
2 1 P
Luka Win
W2 L0 2
3 1 P
Tag-Team Luka, Travis Touchdown

Dimitri Blaiddyd, Byleth

W3 L0 3
3 1 P
Luis Sera, Travis Touchdown, Eggman Lose
W3 L1 2
3 2 P
Backstage Brawl 90 Win
W3 L1 2
3 2 P
W3 L0 3
3 1 P
2/3 falls
Date Kaname Lose
Nier, Travis Touchdown, Kuze Daisaku

Kenshiro, Burgerberg Q-taro, Ace Visconti

Nier, Travis Touchdown, Kuze Daisaku

Byleth, Dimitri Blaiddyd, Sigurd


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Probably failed the most attempts at getting titles out of any wrestler.
  • Was the first fighter to be acknowledged and accepted alongside TFR by his creator, based suda51
  • May be the Son of Boomer and brother of Zoomer.
    • May also be the son of Johnny Knoxville if he was young Boomer.
      • Nevermind, JewK shenanigans saved us from that.
Average Day of a loser weeaboo
00:00 Be asleep
  • >00:01 Beat my meat
  • >1:00 Masturbate
  • 01:30 Shove laser sword up Ass
  • >1:30 shout the n-word as loud as possible
  • >2:00 Go back to sleep
  • >3:00 Get back up
  • >3:30 Masturbate again
  • >4:00 Watch anime
  • >4:30 Cuts wrist with laser sword
  • >04:45 Get into Smash Bros and mating press Isabelle and impregnate her
  • >5:00 go to the local hot topic
  • >05:30 see a flyer to join the Cult of Cthulhu. Why not?
  • 6:00 masturbate again
  • 6:30 get kicked out of the cult of cthulhu for indecent exposure
  • >7:00 get sad after beating cock to pulp so much, try to plead with my old ex to let me into his new tournament. He still has me blocked..
  • >07:30 realize I already got accepted mating press Peach. Meanwhile in the background Cthulhu rises from the sea...
  • >7:45 Admire bizarre jelly poster
  • >8:00 find its blow hole and stick my cock in it, it starts taking me under water
  • >08:15 Awkward sex with Cthulhu
  • >08:30 Cthulhu wants to get breakfast
  • >08:35 Make excuse why I cant and leave
  • >08:45 Start getting texts from Cthulhu
  • >9:00 masturbate AGAIN
  • >09:30 Oh shit! Im almost late for the World Fapping Competition!
  • >10:00 get in my wacky weinermobile and ride there, whenever I stop I see him... He's here
  • 10:30 Ask him to bother some other dude with a jacket
  • 11:00 watch some good shit on video
  • 11:30, time to fap. Fap my dick so hard a second one starts to grow.
  • 12:00 say what's up niga to a local black man and ask him if he wants to make a new generation of gamers
  • >12:30 say bye to black guy and go jerk off to the thought of him fucking my ass
  • 12:31 Bitchin'
  • 0:00 it was all a dream and I've overslept until mid-day again
  • 0:30 masturbate to the dream
  • 01:00 read word up magazine
  • >1:30 stealth fap in crowded public restroom
  • 2:00 stop by shops to buy more fap lube
  • 2:30 Fuck Margaret
  • 3:00 repress homosexual feelings for Henry
  • 3:15 put jeanne in the microwave because I thought it was a minigame
  • 3:30 cum in Shinobu's hair
  • 3:45 been a while, should probably fap
  • 3:55 lost right foot in freak microwave accident
  • 4:00 accidentally came in foot wound, it is infected
  • 04:30 Rip dick off and use it as anal dildo
  • 5:00 contemplate batteries
  • 5:10 wound smells like almonds, sick activated
  • 5:30 fag alien busts in and says he loves me, fight mode activated! Hope I don't get a boner...
  • 5:45 wind down by fapping
  • 6:00 Get in my giant robot
  • 6:30 Kill aliens
  • 7:00 giant robot seals itself off and fills itself up with tentacle rape goo and fucks my every hole
  • 7:15 realize we're on a blue board so I can't post porn of myself or funny videos! Cringe! go to the no more heroes reddit
  • 7:30

Deconfirm geno by using him as fuel

  • 8:00 jack off furiously
  • 8:30 pay rent
  • 9:00 change the saggy diaper under my jeans
  • 9:30 Realize I'm not in smash and cry. Then use my tears as lube to fap once more.
  • 9:45 realize smash bros is a franchise for children and autistic adults so it's not that bad
  • 10:00 Realize I can hop through time.
  • 10:30 visit
  • 10:45 HENSHIN
  • 11:00 one last fap before bed
  • 11:30 ok seriously just one more fap and that's it
  • 00:00 pet jeane watching some good shit on video
  • 00:01 Fuck shinobu
  • 00:30 wrestle some jabroni
  • 1:00 work on fixing my CRT because games, porn, and DVDs just aren't the same on digital
  • 1:30 suplex my cat (Gently)
  • Realize the day is over, compile the schedule for tomorrow, fap one last time for good measure.

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