Tommy Wiseau

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An actor and Warhammer 40000 meme.

The Man-Emperor[edit | edit source]

"Hahaha, what a story Mark!" ― An often cited quote of the God Emperor. It is unknown who the man "Mark" truly is. (Although Imperial Scholars theorise this "Mark" may be Malcador the Sigillite)
Wiseau is very secretive about his early life. In various interviews, he has claimed to have lived in France "a long time ago"; and grew up in New Orleans, Louisiana. In a 2010 interview, Wiseau gave an age which would indicate he was born in 1968 or 1969, but friend Greg Sestero claims in his 2013 memoir that he obtained copies of Wiseau's U.S. immigration papers and found that Wiseau was born "much earlier" than he claimed, in an Eastern Bloc country in the mid- to late 1950s.

In his 2016 documentary, Rick Harper claims to have researched Wiseau's background and concluded that he is Polish and originally from the city of Poznań. Wiseau confirmed publicly for the first time in November 2017 that he is originally from Europe: "Long story short, I grew up in Europe a long time ago, but I'm American and very proud of it."

However, the truth is that he was born in Anatolia after the ritual suicide of over a thousand shamans to revive as a single being. He then took several names and slowly guided mankind, as he was an immortal known as a Perpetual. He eventually took off in a NASA-style rocket to eventually arrive to the fortress of the Chaos Gods, where he gained his powers, and escaped. He somehow returned to Earth (Explicitly without the transport he first arrived on) at the end of the Age of Strife and defended Mankind from Chaos.

Gaming All-Stars

Or that was how it was supposed to go, but instead he arrived to a desolate, dead world. Discovering that an individual created a new world reborn again, he used his power to leave this doomed universe.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

During the Dimensional Merge, appeared Tommy Wiseau. However, this Emperor was the original from this timeline, meaning he had no powers and wasn't as wise, and was merely testing TFR.

This was the only appearance of the real Wiseau.

Season 4[edit | edit source]

The Emperor arrived, after a long travel, to the current world of TFR, decided to guide mankind in the right path.

Episode 1

Becoming interested in this 'King of Boards' tournament, Emprah decides to join in under the /tg/ category to demonstrate his power, and wins as expected.

Episode 5

On the first match after qualifying, he is against a man who was lived where the laws of the universe are bent for too long, obviously a sign of the corruption of chaos. The enemy decided to use warp magic, but Emps easily copies it and shows his opponent what is required to guide humanity.

Episode 7

Matched against a strange man, Big E expected to win easily, but not even himself was ready for the power of this "Reminder" this man carried etched into his soul...

Episode 9 & 11

He has a match for the top contenders only and another for the MITB, but this "Reminder" has left a big impact on his power...

Season 5[edit | edit source]

"A FUCKING COOKIE?!" ― Chat

The Emperor, seemingly powerless due to this "DEATH GAME" severing his connection from the warp, has left him a the mercy of his captors...

Episode 1

He was selected for the non-candidate Death Rumble where the first 10 eliminated die and the winner and highest killer wins Immunity.

He won the rumble and gained the Immunity×1.

Episode 2

Is completely safe this episode.

Episode 4

Wiseau is made to compete in an eliminations chamber, where he is the very first eliminated.

He is placed in the Special Vote, where he receives 3 votes. Via Majority Vote, Winnie the Pooh, Jeff Mangum, and The Prince of Persia are sentenced to the wild ride.

Episode 6

In a ladder match for a case of Immunity, he faces against several candidates.

Wiseau does not obtain the case.

He is placed in the Main Vote, where he receives 0 votes. Via Majority Vote, Samoa Joe, Hachijo Tohya, James Sunderland, Patrick Bateman, and Walter are sentenced to the wild ride.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

Mr. X tries to attack Wiseau, but Ryu Hayabusa defends him fruitlessly from the hulking menace.

Miles Edgeworth finds Mr. X attacking Wiseau backstage, but both deny the claims as Mr. X tries to walk away. Edgeworth then traps him in his Chess Dimension and proceeds to interrogate Mr. X until he obtains the truth:

This being known as Tommy Wiseau was in fact Edward Richtofen; after Ushiromiya Battler suffered his humiliating defeat at the hands of Agent 47 while holding The Focusing Stone, it was taken by someone to be modified, and so Richtofen infiltrated SC to try to recover it. However, the stone had been modified with a parasite that took control of it and sprung onto Richtofen, snatching his body, eventually morphing it into it's current form (and Hayabusa was another experiment, a "descendant" developed from him). Mr. X bites the parasite off him, returning his body to normal and taking the stone.

Thus, God-Emperor "Tommy Wiseau" stopped existing at that point.

Season 6[edit | edit source]

He would later have his off-spring continuing his role as God-Emperor II, honoring his later predecessor.

Feats[edit | edit source]

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date

Type

Vs

Result

Records

Singles Details
S3E2
Arkantos Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
OS3E4
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS3E4§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
S4E1
Old Man Henderson Win
W2 L0 2
2 0 P
「King of the Boards II」
→/tg/ Qualifiers
Max Stirner Win
W3 L0 3
3 0 P
「King of the Boards II」
→Pre-quarterfinals

Note: Attacked Max in his entrance.

S4E5
Strelok Win
W4 L0 4
4 0 P
「King of the Boards II」
→Quarterfinals

Note: Both parties used warp magic at the same time.

S4E7
Gippo Dudee Lose
W4 L1 3
4 1 P
「King of the Boards II」
→Semifinals
S4E9
6-man Char AznableDan SchneiderTommy WiseauKaname DateDuke NukemBane Lose
W4 L2 2
4 1 P
Note: Top Contenders Qualify
S4E9.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Black Ref
  3. Vorgin
  4. Kirei Kotomine
  5. Sebastian LaCroix
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Big Show
  8. Chuck
  9. Raidou Kuzunoha
  10. Mrs. X
  11. Eric Sparrow
  12. HANK
  13. Richtofen
  14. Albert Wesker
  15. Donte
  16. Sneed
  17. Van Darkholme
  18. Doomguy
  19. Arkantos
  20. Arthur Morgan
  21. Mark Wolff
  22. CJ
  23. Aniki
  24. Agent 47
  25. Chris Benoit
  26. Tommy Wiseau
  27. Hank Wimbleton
  28. Johnny Knoxville
  29. The Undertaker
  30. Battler Ushiromiya
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
S4E11
MITB Ladder Cam On Ingurland, Chris Redfield, Maximillion Pegasus, Tommy Wiseau, Agent 47, Char Aznable Lose
W4 L3 1
4 1 P
Game: WWE 2K20
S5E1
Royal Rumble
20
  1. Kevin Nash
  2. Strelok
  3. Terry Davis
  4. Pete
  5. Ricardo Milos
  6. Donald Mustard
  7. Samoa Joe
  8. Max Payne
  9. Jeff Mangum
  10. Brendan Fraser
  11. V
  12. Garcian Smith
  13. Gippo Dudee
  14. Calypso
  15. Duke Nukem
  16. Mastema
  17. Akagi Shigeru
  18. Louis
  19. Tommy Wiseau
  20. Patrick Bateman
Win
W5 L3 2
4 1 P
Death Rumble
№20

Note: Gain Immunity

S5E4
Elimination Chamber Mr. X, Johnny Knoxville, Bane, Jeff Mangum, Reviewbrah, Tommy Wiseau Lose
W5 L4 1
4 2 P
Immunity Chamber
For: Immunity×1
S5E6
Ladder Andrei Ulmeyda, Donte, Tohya Hachijo, James Sunderland, Maximillion Pegasus, Patrick Bateman, Shuichi Saihara, Tommy Wiseau Lose
W5 L5 0
4 2 P
Immunity in the Case
For: Immunity×2
S7E8.1
NON-CANON
No Holds Barred
Black Ref, Edward Richtofen, Johnny Knoxville, Tommy Wiseau Win TFR's 2nd Anniversary
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
S0E1.1
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
S0E1.1§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: 2K20
OS8E2
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E2§#ROYAL RUMBLE/HCTP
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain

Abilities[edit source]

Warp Magic Can use the powers worth of 1,000 psyker shamans to use extremely powerful warp magic do absolutely nothing because he's a corpse on a golden toilet.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He's Richtofen's best friend, surprisingly.
    • Not so surprising anymore after recent revelations.
  • He doesn't afraid of Jannies.
  • MITSURU BECAME HIS FUCKING WIFE HOLY SHIT

REMOVE
REMOVE HERESY
remove heresy
you are the worst heretic. you are the heretic idiot you are the heretic smell. return to eye of terrora. to our traitor cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,chaos we will neverr foreve you. marine rascal FUck but fuck asshole heretic stink chaos daemon daemon..heretic genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead heretic..ahahahahah
CHAOS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget hh . taiu we kill the ethereal , tau return to your precious segmentum obscurus....hahahahaha idiot heretic and chaos smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HERESY FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ig+eldar+csm+ork=kill chaos... you will hh/emperor alive in imperium, emperor making album of imperium . fast warp emperor imperium. we are rich and have promethium now hahahaha ha because of emperor... you are ppoor stink heretic... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
emprah alive numbr one #1 in imperium.... fuck the eye of terror ,..FUCKk ashol heretics no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. emprah aliv and real strong wizard kill all the heretic farm aminal with warp magic now we the imperia rule .ape of the zoo warmaster horus fukc the great daemon and lay egg this egg hatch and heresy wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u like a skull of ork. imperium greattst countrey

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