ToeJam
Eponymous deutaragonist from ToeJam & Earl. A staple character in VGCW.
Jammin'[edit | edit source]
ToeJam 'TJ' and 'Big' Earl are two aliens from the planet Funkotron, a world in which funk is a way of life
TJ is feared and admired by all other rappers, desired by all the hottest ladies of Funkotron, and looked up to by all as a leader and a role model... in his dreams! The truth is, TJ's natural abilities are considerable, but they are nothing compared to his self-confidence. It's about the size of a planet.
ToeJam's biggest dream is to have a girlfriend. Any girlfriend. Which is to day, in TJ's view of things, he just hasn't picked one yet. ToeJam knows, without any doubt, that the best way to win a girl over is to wear her down with his sharp and irresistible wit, overwhelm her with his raw, undiluted charm, and impress her with his third leg. What?! He has three legs. TJ's latest goal in life is to get Latisha to admit that she is madly in love with him.
Big Earl is TJ's closest friend. He's the only one TJ doesn't bother trying to impress. TJ knows that Big E will always be there to back him up.
TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]
Since crash-landing on earth and funking it up in wrestling rings of the past, he's back once again as he has an exhibition match in Amakusa Elite Wrestling.
Episode 9.1
In the middle of Terry Hintz wrestling the legend ToeJam, Stheno rushed into the arena, with an announcement of her own.
Although she didn't mean to interrupt, going by the ratings, no one is watching this garbage anyway, and she knows Juuza is watching in the back and God won't be able to save him if he cuts her mic. Also she's Greek and you don't mess with that. And for all the marks, this isn't some kinda angle or April Fools joke, this isn't part of the script that talentless fraud Sandro wrote, this is a shoot bro, this is real. She's here for one man, who has gone around calling himself "Arisato Minato", but his real name is Yuki Makoto, bro! It breaks her heart to see what he's become, attacking King like that. The three of them go way back, like it was yesterday, she told King he should start growlin' like a jaguar and the rest was history, and as for him, Makoto, who was it that went to the Okonogis and vouched for him, bro? Who got him into BCW when you after bein' misused in the fed, bro? But it goes deeper than that, something marks watching may not know, but King and Makoto, they were raised in the same orphanage, bro! And Makoto wanted to follow in his footsteps, bro! But he didn't have the size to be a pro-wrestler, but her and King stuck out their necks out for him, bro! Put him over, got him in this business, bro. If it wasn't for them, he'd be working a part-time job in a cafe or some shit! And this is how he pays back, bro? Well, King can't be here, so she is. He will be comin', that she can assure, bro. But in the mean time, he's gonna have to deal with her. If that spineless prick Juuza won't put him in his place, it's gonna be her. Then, Arisato runs to the ramp and interrupts Stheno to tell her to shut her goddamn mouth and get out of his ring before he slaps the taste out of her, but to his surprise, she announces that she didn't come alone, bro.
Billy Lee appears behind him and kicks him into the ring, where Jimmy Lee is waiting.
Match History[edit | edit source]
| Date | Type | Vs | Result | Records | Singles | Details | ||||||
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| Terry Hintz | NC |
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Note: match was interrupted by Stheno's invasion | |||||||||