The Janitor

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"Oh look, another TFR thread, time to nuke it." ― Janny, as he nukes one of the weekly threads and bans the OP of it.

One of the members of the janitorial staff of 4chan, known for their subpar work, ignorance of actual bannable offences and disregard for threads that actually contribute to the quality of the board(s).

For some reason, his first song describes him having a wife who he wants to cuck him, this is presumably just a fantasy of his, because there is no such record of any woman, or anyone for that matter, in his marital record.

Not to be confused with OUR Janny. Or the other Janny that maintains this wiki.

Heartless Cleaner of the Net[edit | edit source]

This vile creature was once, believe or not, a man. Crawling the net was his favorite passtime, but he always had a hidden desire for power. Tired of putting up with shitposters on a specific website designed for Japanese interests, he sent up a Janitor request. And much to his surprise, he was accepted. First, he began to delete the shitposts, and everyone praised him. But soon, he deleted shitposts again, and again, and again, and the days passed by, and all he did was delete more shitposts, they just kept coming back, wicker, stronger, so he just kept deleting and deleting and deleting, sending ban request but they just evaded them, getting out of his room has by then been but a distant memory by now, as being away from the computer mean more shitpost would go by unnoticed, he hadn't walked in days, and kept gaining weight from all the hot pockets he kept microwaving next to him. And people kept complaining about him not doing his job, and he deleted those people too, for how dare them mock his effort. It began to get to him, shitposts were everywhere, he needed to delete more, all the loli, all the anime, hell even the videogame discussion too, he needed to make sure there wouldn't be any more shitposts. And by now, long gone the mind of a man, Janny has come to see the world as a shitpost, and he needs to do his job.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Employed as The Final Rumble's janitor, he is known for not doing his job and spending most of his time complaining about the company, it's fans, or random topics on the internet to his superiors.

Normally confined in his room that is known as TFR's basement, he was lured away from his computer with a trail of Hot Pockets before being approached by Todd. Both had a similar goal in mind, to destroy TFR, be that through thread nuking or taking it over entirely, Janny decided to join The Order of Todd.

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Janny jobs to fucking under-powered Vergil despite being this close to winning.
Now one of Todd's minions, the most pathetic one at that, his large mass and his autistic flailing can still prove to be a threat as severe as his bans. He nearly defeated a weakened Vergil, who managed to defeat him just in time by discovering Janny's one weakness: the mysterious C-word, one of the forbidden ten deadly words. A powerful word that sends Janny into a seizure, leading to thread deletions and bans alike, but he is away from his computer, and so stating the magic word sends him into a crying fit and spells his doom.

If you find yourself on the wrong end of this autistic basement dweller, just remember to yell one of the 10 deadly words that will affect Janny the most:

Episode 6

As their master pursues his goals, he has instructed them to cause mayhem in the locker room; as Janny teams up with Todd's other minion, another man who seeks revenge—in his case for having his ring taken from him—they ambush Dante and V while they are partying, injuring them extensively.

Later, Nero challenges The Order as revenge, but he is defeated and banned to spend time in the hospital.

Episode 8

Fred Jones had enough and tries to challenge them, but they have the upper hand, and just when they are about to finish him, Majima Goro saves him, making them retreat.

Episode 10

It was revealed that Janny, and all other of Todd's minions, are empowered by the Mind-Link, and in turn empowering Todd. As such, he is being much stronger than his usual self would.

Episode 12

In the end, he was defeated by Fred Jones and his Mind-Link with Todd Howard was destroyed, returning him to his pathetic weak self.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

The Janny fears the Smash thread invader
Despite his attempts as TFR, his pathetic and weak self somehow got himself forgiven out of pity, and came to appreciate TFR a little bit better. Fucker still deletes the threads tho.

During the Dimensional Merge, he spent his time outside the basement, reminiscent of the time he was a worthwhile human being full of potential.

Episode 5

Now back to his usual self, he was angered when confronted back with reality, and decide to take it out in a match.

Season 5[edit | edit source]

With hopes of Todd waking up from his come someday, he teams with his old partner to try and gather money for Todd's treatment.

Episode 11

When fighting the planning men, Ruber left in the middle of the match, making this an easy squash.

Season 6[edit | edit source]

The Tragedy was awfully terrible the Janitor; after all, he had to do all the clean up.

Episode 1

Janny walks up to the Head of Security to complain about the people bringing "C-word signs" to the arena, but Juzo doesn't give a shit and Janny gets butthurt about the current rules. Before Juzo kicks his ass to pass time, Janny reports a suspicious man who he thinks could be BANS. Juzo is ready to crack his bones and tells the talentless fatass to go work out.

Episode 3

Janny remembers seeing a strange masked man going backstage, and Joe also remembers a familiar man in a blue mask.

Episode 4

Participates in the reunion of the Order of the Locker Room, and asks for Okabe LabMem badge so he has something to do while pretending not to see all the scat and porn threads on /v/.

When the chosen ones are brought into the room of Project RUMBLE-17 for his unending loyalty to his superiors, safe from the rumbling of the earth.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

12 years after Rumble-17, Janny has not cultivated his body, but become obsessed with a particular event right before the rumbling, and works for Tazuna Industries. He is both a janitor and a guard, guarding the security room.

During The Final Resistance's raid, he is challenged by Juzo after 12 years, but his immense strength catches him off-guard and Juzo is knocked out. However, the true intentions were for Narukami Yu to infiltrate the room, which he accomplished.

Episode 7

After the decommission of Tazuna Industries in part of The Three Kings, Janny dedicated full time to his macabre pass-time...

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

During the 12 years, Janny became more and more obsessed over "cunnyfags", until it became an obsession for him to prove "cunny wasn't real", that's how he started killing. While killing a little girl, he felt excitement from the act of beating her like he had never felt before, and he started his serial killing of young girls to reach his twisted world without them, becoming known as The Janitor, the killer with the objective to "DESTROY C".

His first victim would be the daughter of Narihisago Akihito, whom he took to his hideout and beat to her death. When Narihisago and other policemen arrived, he was still stomping on her, and even after being driven off, all her bones were broken, her organs demolished, and her brain splattered outside of her skull.

This event would cause Narihisago's wife to commit suicide, and his best friend Shoji Shingo to kill himself while trying to rush her to the hospital.

Now, Narihisago confronts The Janitor even despite the fact he beat "Ultimate Boxer" Sakakura Juzo, he's decided to take out the trash even beyond reason. Despite everything, he manages to defeat The Janitor with unorthodox fighting, and beats him up so bad he can barely get up, but Narihisago throws him down again while taunting him and shoots him, finally getting rid of the trash like he said he would.

Season 0[edit | edit source]

TFR's de facto janitor. Hardly does his job due to entering into crying fits when seeing underage persons.

Episode 8

Janny is instructed to block access to the infirmary, but some lawyer dude tries to get. Luckily his path is blocked by The Mighty Jannitor since the thread is closed. He tells him to clean up the chairs, but Janny says that he's not his boss and questioning moderation is a bannable offence.
Damn, it's harder to negotiate with you than to figure out which brand's champion to face at WrestleMania after winning the Royal Rumble... Alright, I guess there's only one way to settle this!
Janny, however, stands his ground, but is quite gassed after the fight and the guy isn't budging either. Janny's really dying for some Nutri Deli but he can't afford to lose the job...
Then... Then tell me who told you to do this! And for God's sake, don't come at me with something like The Greater Power's reveal in the July 7th 1999 episode of Raw!
He doesn't remember any rules about spilling the beans on his application, so he's about to disclose who closed the infirmary when–BANG–an assailant out of view shoots him! The lawyer rushes to the infirmary with some twink in tow.

Janny can't find his last hotpocket...

Episode 14

The now bandaged and recovered witnesses, Amami, Janny and Piccolo, step up as the prosecution presents its most finishing piece of evidence, years upon years of company records that help detail Vitalik's scheme with other parties such as the mafia and even the president, gathered by a staff member risking his own well-being—Amami Rantaro. It picks the judge's interest but hears the defense's rebuttal first: Zzzzsnore. The decision is clear and the evidence doesn't change anything, disappointing both Sminem's team and the witnesses, as they've met with a move worthy of an Ultimate Lawyer.

With time at its limit, Edgeworth desperately looks for the missing piece to the puzzle that is such an impenetrable defense. his assistant Therapist affirms he must be on the right track, the defense's posture can only mean one thing, and that's that it's bluffing. If he can pinpoint his confidence's source, he can defeat it, and that's when Edgeworth notices it by using his father's glasses, his achilles' heel: his perfect bald. By distracting the judge by way of retreading on his father's lengthy medical records, he also annoys the defense into going into a rant, and uses the opportunity to steal Payne's wig and throw it onto 47's head; instantly, his focus, confidence and charisma are crushed before he can stop talking.
Because, like the legend he is, the Judge... Judge NEVER DREW A DIME!
A pure strike is delivered, and the judge finally sees through the defense's lies, sentencing the attorney to wrestler's court after the trial is over. In light of these events, the verdict is set, and the court declares TheFinalRumble... GUILTY. But Vitalik's conviction would come with a price, as TFR is closed down... for a while at least, until the place is confirmed free of corruption (and delivers 100000 bottles of jack to court). Additionally, the TFR title will be permanently retired, as well as all other titles vacated, but it was all a calculated part of the risk; as Sminem puts it, roster members will leave for indies or maybe nowhere and budget will go down, but wrestling will survive, and they'll be back sooner than they know it... with the trial over, all that's left is looking ahead.

Season 7[edit | edit source]

With TFR's return, Janny now can go back to ignore the absolute state of 4chan to instead get punched in the face. He spends most of his time wandering around the building and criticizing people for "rule violations", and management is somehow ok with this.

Episode 3

After witnessing Chris Redfield causing a ruckus backstage, Janny issues him a ban, but as he refuses to take it and ban evades, he has to stop him from browsing.
Your ban from the arena was filed on December 25th, 2020 and expires on January 1st, 2021, which is 7 days from now.
Episode 5

As trash keeps piling up, another janitor has to be hired to do his work.

Episode 6

Since Janny won't let the other janitor do her work telling her she's "temporarily banned", a junior security guard tries to beat him in the ring, but gets banned as well.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Being one of Todd's minions
  • Deleting TFR threads every goddamn time there's one up

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Results Records Singles Details
Weakened Vergil Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W0 L2 -2
0 1 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/

For Title: /v/

The Order of Todd

W1 L2 -1
0 1 P

The Order of Todd

W2 L2 0
0 1 P
Fred Jones Lose
W2 L3 -1
0 2 P
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
For: Mind-Link breakage

Note: Stole /v/-tan's theme

Ladder Zoomer, The Janitor, Drake Bell, Mastema, Zeke Yeager Lose
W2 L4 -2
0 2 P
For Title: Million Dollar
Royal Rumble
  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
W3 L4 -1
0 2 P
Men With a Plan

The Order of Todd

W4 L4 0
0 2 P
Note: Ruber abandoned Dutch yet again.
Royal Rumble
  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Leon Kennedy
  3. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  4. Alucard
  5. Maebara Keiichi
  6. Kazuhira Miller
  7. Yuki Makoto
  8. John Bradford
  9. The Janitor
  10. Tazuna Joe
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Aniki
  13. Demi-fiend
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Pixy
  16. Narukami Yu
  17. Rando
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Albert Wesker
  20. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  21. TheRapist
  22. Big Smoke
  23. The Necrodancer
  24. Rean Schwarzer
  25. Date Kaname
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Zoomer
  28. Arthas
  29. Raiden (MG)
  30. Joshua Graham
Lose For Position: 5th Master of the Chivalric Order of the Locker Room.
Falls Count Anywhere Sakakura Juzo Win
W5 L4 1
1 2 P
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
Note: The Janitor dragged Juzo to the backstage, for the first time in TFR history.
Extreme Rules Sakaido Lose
W5 L5 0
1 3 P
W1 L3 -2
1 3 P
Note: Executed by Sakaido afterward. He got low blow'd multiple times.
Haze Stratos Win Rokkenjimania II
Backstage Brawl Chris Redfield Win
W6 L5 1
1 3 P
W2 L3 -1
1 3 P
Extra Win
W7 L5 2
2 3 P
W3 L3 0
2 3 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Bevi
  2. Mastema
  3. Boomer
  4. Van Darkholme
  5. Fred Jones
  6. Tazuna Joe
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Bolo Reynolds
  9. Dutch van der Linde
  10. JC Denton
  11. The Janitor
  12. Andrew Dobson
  13. Komaeda Nagito
  14. Shrek
  15. V
  16. Ushiromiya Battler
  17. Chad
  18. Ilya Kuvshinov
  19. Russell Adler
  20. John Bradford
  21. Kong Wenge
  22. Senator Armstrong
W7 L6 1
2 3 P
For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination #7

Hell in a Cell Gregory Edgeworth, Hijiri Jyoji, Nero, The Janitor, Komaeda Nagito Lose
W10 L21 -11
9 15 P
Phoenix Wright Win
W11 L21 -10
10 15 P
W4 L3 1
3 3 P
Ushiromiya Battler & Steve

The Order of Todd

Win Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Tournament Arc
The Order of Todd

The Chads

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Tournament Arc
Extra & Necessary

The Order of Todd

Win Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Tournament Arc
Losers' Round 2←
Saber & Arcueid Brunestud

The Order of Todd

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Tournament Arc
Losers' Round 3←
Royal Rumble
Full List Win Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT #1 Contender
NON-CANON Steve Win Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT
Suou Katsuya Win

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Has probably the longest intro out of all the fighters, having to be skipped because it actually overruns his song.
    • Beaten by Serge, whose intro is a whole piss break.
  • The Janitors envy Mods' abilities of actually doing shit that matters, so they delete any post telling them to do their fucking job in impotent rage. However, don't expect to see them on threads filled with shitposting or when that time of the month comes where someone decides to spam CP (they are probably fapping to it as well).
  • Really hates cute and funny things
  • His immense weight and sheer mass kept him from being eliminated, while also securing his victory in the S5E7 rumble.

Gallery[edit | edit source]