The Illuminati

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Unconfirmed symbol, since it was made by an autistic crackhead.

The Illuminati is a nebulous, almost unknown society to the layman that exists beyond human control and reasoning.

Their goals are unknown, and they are said to be controlled by some of the most powerful men in the world, above even the biggest revolutionaries and above the heads of the Heavens themselves.

While their existence is unconfirmed, they are theorized to exist due to their relation in bringing forth of a great calamity in some sort of way. It is said they are related to the TFR Board of Directors.

The knowledge of their existence up to a certain extent, however, was proved to be a mere fabrication of Kojima from vague information circulating in the locker room and audience, and thus not real at all in that form. Not even as a rumor.

If they truly exist in a different form still remains to be confirmed.

Forged Information[edit | edit source]

An artist's representation of the members of "Illuminati", those responsible for the change to 2k20 timeline.
From left to right, top to bottom:
YHVH, Mr. Bones, Janny, the Bogdanoffs, OP, Richtofen, Tommy Wiseau, Xi Jinping

Note: Order may not be correct and positions may have no meaning in importance.

  1. Vince McMahon (Represents WWE, and thus is allowed a spot simply due to demanding it. Earliest known member, may be a founding member)
  2. OP (Being TFR's director, he holds a great deal of power over the world, and a great force of wrestlers and magical artifacts)
  3. The God Emperor of Mankind (Seemingly has plans to rule mankind some day by uniting it and enforcing ultra-atheism, putting him at direct odds with the Holy Church. Seemingly refers to a person named Tommy Wiseau as the "True future Emperor of this universe, but it's not yet his time. I came to make sure the Imperium of man will be.")
  4. The Ecclesiarch (Representative of the Holy Church, knows all of their secret operations involving demons. In direct odds with the Emperor's Imperial Truth)
  5. Xi Jinping (Leader of the hidden nation of China. Probably the most numerous fighting force on the planet in sheer numbers.)
  6. Metatron (Representative of "God", and thus mostly allowed on under the idea of "keep your friends close, your enemies closer". Strangely doesn't take too well the representative of the church or the Emperor.)
  7. La Parka (Representative of Mr. Bones. He is often at extreme odds with Metatron due to their masters having extremely differing opinions on life. However, his opinions are often bizarre at times, nobody is ever sure what his plan is. Not known how he managed to even join at all.)
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Other Members[edit | edit source]

  • Janny (OP's assistant and Co-director, he accompanies OP)
  • Maximillion Pegasus (Finances a great deal of the organization. Has his own plans to achieve "Toon World")
  • Bigfoot (Informant of Supernatural Entities and their activity, and thus is allowed on their organization)
  • The Undercarder (Mysterious relation with one of the higher ups. May be an assassin of the organization. Rarely spotted, spends most of his time in his own reality, "The Underworld".
  • Malcador the Sigilite (Came alongside the Emperor from the other timeline. Due to his close ties to the Emperor, he is allowed to be on the Illuminati, but not on the Council of Leaders.)

Lower Bitchboys of the Organization[edit | edit source]

Former Members[edit | edit source]

  1. The Bogdanoffs (Were originally a part of the Illuminati, but tried to take over the organization so it wouldn't intrude in their world domination. Later left after seemingly losing to the combined powers of NWF and FMS and fled to Bogdangrad)
  2. Todd Howard (Demanded a spot on the Illuminati in exchange for giving everyone on the table the best Skyrim port mankind could comprehend, ended up in coma before his work could be finished)
  3. Chris-chan (Was given a pity seat out of fear of him eventually using his omnipotence post-merge to destroy everyone, but was killed before that would happen by Battler)
  4. Richtofen (Originally was working with the Illuminati, but later left after obtaining the Focusing Stone, apparently only joined briefly to obtain some information for his mission.)
    • Note: The other version of Richtofen has been on the on/off basis with the Illuminati, generally coming when the matters of great calamities are prominent.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Masterminded the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
  • Purposefully set up world superpowers like the USA, Brazil, and China.
  • Sank Atlantis, Lemuria, and Mu.
  • Have gained contact and association with the Chaos Gods of Law.
  • Will eventually lead to the establishment of the Imperium of Man.
  • Have a near infinite collection of "going into games" machines.
  • Tricked humanity into thinking the Earth was round.
    • Then tricked it again by introducing suspicions of it being flat. The fools will never figure it's shaped like a giant cylinder.
  • Will plan out a way to take over the Schwarzwelt when it eventually forms.

Enemies of the Illuminati[edit | edit source]

  1. Kojima (mayku bridgu, not warru)
  2. Big Show (Not an enemy of the organisation per se, but due to OP's involvement seems to try against their plans as much as possible, even if they were to benefit him. His most common tactic is Crashing the video-communications of any members not present in the conference room. Unknown how he even knows about the organizations, but Kill Teams never manage to apprehend him and report "being attacked by a frightening scream every time they infiltrate his location")
  3. Cole Quinn (Won't stop making technically correct crackpot theories about the Illuminati, thus he is an enemy to their secrecy)
  4. Fred Jones (Thinks the illuminati SUCKS)
  5. Quint (Absolute strongest enemy of the Illuminati, they're mostly lucky he barely knows they exist or he'd kick their asses (Currently believed to be terror spread psycho-weapon that doesn't really exists, and just wastes resources while keeping the organization in constant paranoia (trust me, I totally exist)))
  6. Anonymous (Hates all form of order, will murder your family and your parents and everyone who likes the illuminati)
  7. Lucifer (Hates Order itself and wants everyone to be free, the exact opposite of the endgame of The Illuminati (to some extent))
  8. The Chaos Gods (Hated enemies of the emperor and don't like order at all)
  9. THE BOAR
  10. Neil Breen