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The Gamer Wizard

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"I CHALLENGE YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU ALL! FOR ALL YOU OWN AND ALL YOU KNOW! AND BY ALL THE POWERS OF DARKNESS, I WILL STEAL WHAT IS MINE!" ― The Gamer Wizard challenging any foolish non-magicians to fight him
The Gamer Wizard is a wizard that is well versed in all things related to video games and self proclaimed rival to The Chad Wizard and Stacy who wrestles to prove to Chad that the gamers are the most oppressed people on Earth, as per the rules of wizardry he has never had sex with a woman lest his powers would be taken away from him (one time he nearly lost it after a loathsome demonic wench tried to take his sperm by depriving him of his sanity inside a Nvidia Geforce 6200 graphics card).

Kingdom of LOVE[edit | edit source]

A remnant of when the GAMER WIZARD was a mere human, his true name long erased from any paper by a powerful spell. Found in an ancient ruin.

Nobody knew when or how THE GAMER WIZARD came to be, but it is known how he made his presence known during E3 2019 when during Microsoft's press conference they found his GAMER LAIR whilst advertising Gears 5.

The Knight of The Holy Chain Brad was a Knight who had won the right to marry The Fair Maiden Karen by defeating THE GAMER WIZARD in battle a long time ago, but this battle left lasting consequences on the warrior. THE GAMER WIZARD cast a curse on our unfortunate knight that would leave him in perpetual torment and social embarrassment for as long as he lived.
The Gamer Wizard
You thought you bested me, Knight of the Holy Chain Brad, but you are INCORRECT IN YOUR ASSESMENT! For you see, I have cast a curse on you! I have bound you to a hex of my own design. You see, after your battle my beloved pet, the pee slime, may his soul find eternal peace and happiness, I have managed to collect a bit of your blood he drew of you after you MISERABLY failed to dodge his Ice Speear. With your blood in hand, I have managed to bind it, and by extension, you, to this button, and every time I press it, you EJACULATE! So, to put it bluntly, I am the reason why you CUM BUCKETS in front of the king and near children, and why you discharge quickly when having intercourse with THAT BLASTED WENCH KAREN! So, Brad, if you want RELEASE from this curse, venture into my GAMER LAIR, for it is the only place I can be truly slain!

The Knight Of The Holy Chain Brad had spent many of his living years attempting to find THE GAMER WIZARD to lift the curse and the recording of THE GAMER LAIR during E3 was the final clue to find out where this malicious magician resided and his chance to be rid of the curse that has plagued our unfortunate hero for many years has finally shown itself to our noble knight. He went to his attic of his small manor that he shares with his spouse The Fair Maiden Karen to retrieve his old equipment to accept the challenge put forth many years ago by THE GAMER WIZARD and set forth on a journey to the heart of Los Angeles to achieve his rightful vengeance on this ill mannered illusionist.

Brad finally managed to reach the heart of Los Angeles where inside the Los Angeles Convention Centre contained the GAMER LAIR. Entering the lair he discovered many unknown artifacts through his exploration of this wizardly abode such as a chipped PS2, an XBOX with an onahole and an PS4 with P.T. However to the annoyance of our noble knight, with many artifacts came a lot of obstacles with them. He had to fight through many Gamer Goblins who insisted that they have performed coitus on Sir Brad's mother despite her passing from this mortal coil many years before these gibbering buffoons came from whatever vat they were created in.

He also had to fight a woman that shared many features of a bat yet who was not a vampire playing a video game called Dark Souls who was enraged when our hero interrupted her no-hit run. But our warrior managed to fight off the vile she-bat until the smell was too much before blacking out. He awoke outside in a hallway with and he noticed something in the air, the cuntish conjurer is close.

The Gamer Wizard
Well, I was wondering who had the gall to intrude upon my GAMER LAIR , but I did not expect it to be you, Knight of the Holy Chain BRAD , who trespassed upon my property. I see you have manage to triumph over the various challenges I have placed upon you on your journey. I am quite surprised you are here, specially after I ordered my servant, ASMODEUS, THE FALLEN ANGEL , to take you down. Speaking of which, I quite enjoyed the fallout from the press after Asmodeus took the photos of you masturbating in a pile of MALFORMED FETUSES and giving them a facial in order to SAVE THAT ATROCIOUS WITCH KAREN FROM BEING RAPED BY MY PEE SLIMES. Now, I would love to talk more, however, the WIZARD COUNCIL is currently playing Minecraft. Worry not, for I have found a forbidden tome about COCK AND BALL TORTURE and passed it to my slaves. I heard that the slave corp leader, BELLE DELPHINE, has mastered that forbidden art. For now, farewell, for I have diamonds to mine now.

THE GAMER WIZARD was never in his lair. He was out doing his wizardly business with his council and he left one of his servants The Vile She-bat Asmodeus, who was once an angel cursed with her form and to play videogames at the hardest challenge after defying the gods by unplugging their LAN cable by accident during a CS 1.6 LAN match, to deal with the Knight.

In fear of losing everything including the love of his sweet dear Karen he ran away in fear, promising THE GAMER WIZARD he would never try to attack his GAMER LAIR again. But while he was running he ran into the lair of THE GAMER WIZARD's favourite pet beast GRIMFANG THE TURTLE, who in their hunger bit off Sir Brad's manhood.

A letter was sent The Fair Maiden Karen:

The Gamer Wizard
DEAR BLASTED WENCH KAREN, IT IS I, THE GAMING WIZARD, WRITING TO YOU FROM MY GAMER LAIR. A MOST TRAGIC OCCURRENCE HAS BEFALLEN YOUR HOLY KNIGHT OF THE CHAIN, BRAD. YOU SEE, IN HIS QUEST TO VANQUISH ME, HE HAS INTRUDED UPON THE GAMER LAIR WHILE I WAS OUT ON WIZARDCON DOING MY TALK ON THE EXCELLENT GAME DISGAEA 2.

A DEEPLY FASCINATING EXPERIENCE, BUT I'M SURE THAT YOUR FEEBLE MISTRESS BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND IT'S GREATNESS, SO I SHALL NOT DISCUSS IT FURTHER WITH YOU. NOW, I HAVE LEFT THE GAMER LAIR UNDER THE TRUSTED HANDS OF MY PET GRIMFANG THE TURTLE. I SHALL CUT TO THE CHASE HERE, SINCE THE MARIO 64 SPEEDRUN IS ABOUT TO START HERE AT WIZARDCON: GRIMFANG APPARENTLY DOESN'T HAVE HANDS, SO IT COULD NOT OPEN THE LIVE TARANTULA DRAWER, HIS FAVOURITE SNACK, AND, WHILE STARVING, SAW BRAD INVADE THE GAMER LAIR, AND BIT HIS MANHOOD OFF. BRAD IS OKAY FOR NOW, HE IS AT THE CHURCH BEING HEALED, HOWEVER, HE TOOK MY CURTAIN OFF TO HIDE THE BLOOD COMING OFF HIS MANHOOD. WITHIN THIS LETTER, IS THE RECEIPT OF THE NEW CURTAIN I BOUGHT. I DEMAND FULL MONETARY COMPENSATION FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE.

SIGNED, THE GAMING WIZARD.

TCR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

Gamer Wizard during his time trapped in a cursed LEGO set

During WIZARDCON, THE GAMER WIZARD stumbled onto an event of a stream that The Final Rumble was hosting where a bunch of big time dime drawers were doing a ladder match for a certain case.

TCR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

THE GAMER WIZARD joined The Cartel Rumble after being liberated from his graphically upgrading prison by a wrestler.

When Anthony Burch activated his WIIU NEN, THE GAMER WIZARD used a bit of his millennial lifespan to cast a powerful time reversal spell.

TCR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Episode 8

Due to a breach in fabric of reality, The Laws of Wrestling were weakened enough for The Gamer Wizard to drag Joker into his dimension where he is at his strongest and gave Joker a "rape" of his own with his phantoms.

TCR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Bonus:Savestate HP 13 18 SP
Can resurrect an ally ONCE. STR 06 10 KNW
DEX 05 04 CHA
PER 07

The Wizard was sealed in that accursed foggy room, sealing his most potent magic away, and trapping him with a bunch of buffoons, left to partake in some ridiculous doll's crazed machinations of trials.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Note: I am not counting the namefag tourney (especially cus i am too lazy to actually check the results for that)

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S1E5
Dr. Eggman Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
S1E7
Elimination Toaster, Miller, The Gamer Wizard, Manager, Quint, Luis Sera, Sundowner, Demonic Anthony Burch Lose
W1 L1 0
For Title: Grand Autismo

Note: being one of the final 3, Gamer Wizard got into the quarter finals.

S1E8
Midge Lose
W1 L2 -1
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
S1E9
Fatal-4-Way Akasaka Mamoru, Luis Sera, The Gamer Wizard, Burgerberg Q-taro Win
W2 L2 0
S1E10
Monsoon Lose
W2 L3 -1
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
Note: Wizard committed a hate crime
S1E11
Elimination Luka, Woody, The Gamer Wizard, Eggman, Waelcyrie, Mutou Yugi, Sam Hyde, HL1 Scientist Lose
W2 L4 -2
S1E12
Demonic Anthony Burch Lose
W2 L5 -3
W1 L3 -2
1 3 P
S2E1
Elimination The Gamer Wizard, Manager, Akasaka Mamoru, Eri, Monsoon, Dagoth Ur Win
W3 L5 -2
S2E2.22
The Gamer Wizard, Spigot, Patrick Bateman, Woody, Miller, Waelcyrie, Manager, MC Ride Win
W3 L5 -2
El Loco Bandito, Nyron, Behelit, Belias, Talon, The Gamer Wizard, Sim, 90 Lose
W3 L5 -2
Note: Autism Cure match throwback (a tournament that happened during S0)
S2E3
2/3 Falls Woody Lose
W3 L6 -3
W1 L4 -3
1 5 P
For Title: King of Degenerates
S2E4
Elimination Ugly Bastard, Psycho, Akasaka Mamoru, Kunt, Luka, The Gamer Wizard Lose
W3 L7 -4
Note: The beginning of the Tag Team "The Impenetrable Fortress"
S2E6
Manager, The Gamer Wizard, Guts, James Sunderland, Nyron, Waelcyrie, Hokma, Big Dog Lose
W3 L8 -5
S2E7
Tag-Team Luka & The Gamer Wizard
Joker and Dou
Lose
W3 L9 -6
S2E8
Handicap Joker
The Gamer Wizard, Phantom Dimitri, Phantom Big Dog
Win
W4 L9 -5
S2E9
Tag-Team The Bad Tags
Akasaka Mamoru & The Impenetrable Fortress
Win
W5 L9 -4
Note: Despite getting pinned very early on alongside Luka, their sole other member CHADASAKA fucking 1v3'd The Bad Tags and FUCKING WON
S2E10
The Whizzard Win
W6 L9 -3
W2 L4 -2
2 5 P
S2E12
Tag-Team The Bad Tags
Luka, Alice, The Gamer Wizard, Akasaka Mamoru
Win
W7 L9 -2
S2Ex04
Elimination Kunt, Harold Lott, Guts, Heavy, Quint, Ushiromiya George, Travelling Knight, The Gamer Wizard Lose
W7 L10 -3
S3E1
Tag-Team The Impenetrable Fortress
The Winds of Destruction
Lose
W7 L11 -4
Note: Tag team championship qualifiers
S3E2
Norman Jayden Win
W8 L11 -3
W3 L4 -1
3 5 P