The Case of Sperm

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The powerful artifact containing leon's divine apple juice.

Description[edit | edit source]

Chris Redfield holding the artifact

The case of Sperm was an artifact that contained a sample of Team NWF's Leon S. Kennedy's man juices. It was a valuable item for both of the teams, especially for Team FMS since it would allow for Claire Redfield to proceed with the idealized Redfield-Kennedy bloodline. But many others had their own designs for the contents of the case as well...

History[edit | edit source]

While the origins of the case are not fully known, it is theorized Chris intended to steal it from a government facility, as all elite government agents are required to freeze their spunk. However, Chris might have lost the case or Leon was faster in retrieving it from it's sanctuary.

TFR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

As the conflicts for the case intensified, thus begun the Sperm Case Wars and soon enough it became clear they needed another way to bring a resolution to this, and that's when TFR stepped in.

On a one night card to end the conflict once and for all, Chris Redfield obtains the case once and for all. However, the hostilities don't stop there, and the case is eventually stolen by Mr. X. And so, the show must continue.

The Bogdanoffs, who had an interest of their own for the case, ordered one of their agents to use a disguise to swap the case with a fake one and make it catch fire, making it appear that the sperm had been destroyed.
The Briefcase during Doomguy VS Zoomer
While they had the case, little is know what happened to it during that period. The actual briefcase contents might not actually be what what is advertised however, as at some point before (likely the time Mr. X was holding the case), it is rumored that Albert Wesker might have swapped the contents of the case with his own mutant B.O.W. cock's fluid. Battler would use his "detective skills" (also known as chance) and pinpoint the location the case was being kept in, but at this point The Bogdanoffs had already consummated the purpose they had for it and it no longer was of any use to them. Their scheme was finished, and the Sons of Sperdo Project was completed; although the results, Donte and Vorgil, weren't exactly what they were expecting, they still proved valuable to them in their battle against TFR.

The truth about the case and the events around it's route and it's true contents, however, still remain mostly speculation and mystery...

After obtaining the case, Sminem decided to do the fairest thing and put it on a ladder match for all of the female seekers of the case to try and take it. Claire Redfield, in all her goblina glory, made for the top and got it. However, as not Redfield child was created, it was probably empty.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Later on, Donte and Vorgin, now unbogged, mistakenly claim that Leon is their father and they were born from "some tubes someone dumped somewhere".

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

A Briefcase was spotted in a room where Doomguy and Zoomer was fighting at Backstage seemingly unattended. It is unknown at this time whether the contents of the briefcase still remain within.

TFR/Season 6: Epilogue[edit | edit source]

In a different world, as the conflict for the case was not interjected by third parties, a final match for the case was held where Agent 47 wins it.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

47, with no contract for it or personal use for the case, sells it to an unknown party in exchange for a MITB Case. Its current whereabouts are unknown.

In The Final Roll[edit | edit source]

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Valued Briefcase

Description:
The legendary briefcase of sperm, pertaining to Leon Kennedy, sought by Chris Redfield, and required by Claire Redfield, Jill, Mrs. X, and about every other woman in the world except Ada Wong.
Effect:
(Equipped on Leon): Boosts evasion by 55%
(Equipped on Chris): Boosts HP by 55%
(Equipped on Claire): Fully heals after 9 turns.