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Tazuna Joe

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Joe Tazuna character from Your Turn To Die, and a wrestler in The Final Rumble.

The nicest guy who you will ever meet and Sara Chidouin's best friend forever's boyfriend.

Dear Best Friend[edit | edit source]

A standard High School student. Joe is best friends with Sara Chidouin.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

Joe has to join a club for school and running out of options decides to join the wrestling team. Seeing his natural, he gets a recommendation to join the prestigious TFR. He does feel a little bad that Sara couldn't join with him. He also has started a profitable new form of cryptocurrency called Joecoin.

Episode 1

His first official match is with a guy with an ominous aura around him, which proves stronger that he looks.

Episode 3

In a tables match, he manages to draw it out with another participant with vintage clothing.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

Defeats the man he tied with despite the very unexpected and bizarre appearance of Godzilla invading the match, showing himself as a skilled tables specialist.

Episode 7

Faces a strangely italian sounding man for the KoJ #1 contendership, but doesn't win it.

Episode 9

Defeats fucking Godzilla, cementing himself as the king of tables, which boosts Joecoin value through the roof.

Episode 11

Joecoin values fluctuate through the fight as is defeated by the mighty King.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Joe and Godzilla selling merchandise for Joecoin

Joecoin has become very popular with wrestlers, and Joe has started a business of selling genuine TFR related souvenirs (though how he acquired some of those pictured is questionable).

Episode 1

Offers some free Joecoins to the last 4 entrants eliminated of the royal rumble.

Episode 2

Participates in a tables match against his rival Godzilla and Zeke Yeager, defeating both.

Episode 3

The Janitor remembers seeing a strange masked man going backstage, and Joe also remembers a familiar man in a blue mask.

He offers double pay for anyone who bets Joecoins on Duke, stating that Joecoin will be the future. He gets Raiden to bet all of his' since he won some from the rumble, and Date and Ooishi join as well.

Episode 4

Likely escaped the arena before the rumbling began.

Episode 5

After the disaster and the collapse of traditional currency, Joe pushed for the usage of Joecoin in the recovering society, sponsored by Sminem Corp. 12 years in the future, Joecoin is the most widely used currency, with Tazuna Industries as one of the most powerful companies in the new world. Despite The Three Kings already having total mastery on financial matters, they allowed Joe and his currency as an easy puppet, and being easy to axe and absorb into Sminem Corp should the need arise.

Episode 6

The Final Resistance raid Tazuna Industries. Sakakura Juzo distracts the security guard, Janitor, while Narukami Yu handles disabling security. Suou Katsuya and Kadoya Tsukasa defeat his "pets" and business partners, Godzilla and King.

Meanwhile, Chris Redfield and Wesker Bravo, both agents of the kings appointed not only as his bodyguards but supervisors as well, receive a direct call from up there to intercept the invaders, and if the end result is not good enough, doomp eet. Raiden defeats Chris and Ooishi takes down Wesker, opening the way for the one to confront Joe.

Date arrives at the main office where Joe is waiting for him. Date's business is personal... as he's gotten constantly scammed out of Joecoins and has been unable to buy Porno Mags for years. However, Date is completely outmatched when it comes to tables and is easily defeated. Before Date can do anything, Aiba runs out of batteries, and Chris and Wesker rush over to take Joe away in the name of the kings, as Tazuna Industries is being shut down.

Episode 9

During The Factory raid, Date meets with Joe again, who has fallen from grace from his time directing Tazuna Industries. The kings took all of his fortune due to all he owed them, and now he's one of the best workers at the factory. Date is just disgusted, but Joe defends his current position by beating Date with a table, allowing him to be captured.

Episode 12

Retinz offers Joe the chance to help by testing their latest experiment, Agent 50, in exchange for becoming employee of the month and being reallocated to another factory. However, Retinz' plan was for him to get killed by Agent 50, although it missed some fine tuning to do that...

Episode 13

Kojima books Joe against Agent 50 and Godzilla since it's funny, but a more adjusted Agent 50 easily defeats both of them.

Episode 14

He supports (and kisses) Godzilla in his match against Agent 50, helping him win.

Episode 15

Joe and Godzilla team up against Juzo and Yu to produce "Fujodimes".

Afterwards, Joe and Godzilla (who was actually Adachi) retired to make fujodimes and generally be pathetic by themselves.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A young student, the idea of his own currency looms in his head but he has no way to accomplish it, so in the meantime he wrestles.

Episode 2

Debuts in a chance to win the KoJ title.

Episode 3

The king of tables has some competition.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

Imitating the expression of someone else

Participates in a clusterfuck of a tables match.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

Aspires to gain enough influence to fund his own currency.

Episode 2/TFR

Fights in a rumble.

Episode 3/TFR

Wins a 5-way tables match, showing his dexterity in tables.

Episode 4/TFR

Even wins a 5-way non-tables match to become the contender to Bolo's title.

Episode 5/TFR

However, he was totally unprepared to actually face Bolo.

Episode 6/TFR

Tries for TFR GM, but fails miserably as his did his career since fighting Bolo.

Episode 7-8/TFR

Fails to qualify for the tournament.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S5E1
Demaro Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
S5E3
Tables Joe Tazuna (1), Travis Touchdown (0), Marco Rossi (0), Raidou Kuzunoha (0), Edward Richtofen (1) Draw
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
S5E5
Edward Richtofen Win
W1 L1 0
0 1 P
W1 L1 0
0 1 P
S5E7
G-Man Lose
W1 L2 -1
0 2 P
W1 L2 -1
0 2 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
S5E9
Tables
Ironman 10'
Godzilla (0-2) Win
W2 L2 0
0 2 P
W2 L2 0
0 2 P
S5E11
Tables
Ironman 15'
King (5-2) Lose
W2 L3 -1
0 2 P
W2 L3 -1
0 2 P
S5E12
38-Man Royal Rumble
30
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
20
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario


Lose
W2 L4 -2
0 2 P
Elimination №: 16

Note: The game crashed, but Joe was not included in the reboot due to already being eliminated.

S6E1
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Leon Kennedy
  3. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  4. Alucard
  5. Maebara Keiichi
  6. Kazuhira Miller
  7. Yuki Makoto
  8. John Bradford
  9. The Janitor
  10. Tazuna Joe
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Aniki
  13. Demi-fiend
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Pixy
  16. Narukami Yu
  17. Rando
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Albert Wesker
  20. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  21. TheRapist
  22. Big Smoke
  23. The Necrodancer
  24. Rean Schwarzer
  25. Date Kaname
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Zoomer
  28. Arthas
  29. Raiden (MG)
  30. Joshua Graham
Lose
W2 L5 -3
0 2 P
For: 5th Master of the Chivalric Order of the Locker Room
S6E2
Tables Joe Tazuna, Godzilla,Zeke Yeager Win
W3 L5 -2
0 2 P
S6E6
Tables
Ironman 10'
Date Kaname (1-3) Win
W4 L5 -1
0 2 P
W3 L3 0
0 2 P
S6E9
Tables
Ironman 15'
Date Kaname (2-3) Win
W5 L5 0
0 2 P
W4 L3 1
0 2 P
S6E10.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Tazuna Joe
  2. Albus Bernstein
  3. Robert
  4. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  5. Adol Christin
  6. Ruber
  7. Headmaster
  8. Rean Schwarzer
  9. Sakakura Juzo
  10. Gold
  11. Mitake Miyao
  12. Arthas Menethil
  13. Ushiromiya Battler
  14. G-Man
  15. Second Carlos
  16. Haze
  17. Kasuga Ichiban
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Ooishi Kuraudo
  20. Travis Touchdown
  21. John Bradford
  22. Kadoya Tsukasa
  23. Kotomine Kirei
  24. Dr. Piccolo
  25. Rance
  26. Emir
  27. Okabe Rintarou
  28. Demi-fiend
  29. Date Kaname
  30. Albert Wesker
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon
S6E11.5
NON-CANON
Tables
Ironman 60'
Date Kaname (11-10) Lose
NON-CANON

Tables
Tag-Team
Elimination

Date Kaname & Tazuna Joe

Ushiromiya Battler & Suou Tatsuya

Win
Lose
S6E12
Agent 50 Win
W6 L5 1
1 2 P
W5 L3 2
1 2 P
S6E13
Tables
Ironman 15'
Tazuna Joe (0), Godzilla (0), Agent 50 (3) Lose
W6 L6 0
1 2 P
S6E15
Tag-Team No Homo

GIG

Lose
W6 L7 -1
1 2 P
S6E15.5
NON-CANON
Ironman 60'
Tables
Tazuna Joe (12), Agent 50 (4), Narushima Koga (4), Godzilla (0), Philip U. Butler (3) Win Rokkenjimania II
S6EX2
NON-CANON
Tables
Elimination
Boomer, Tazuna Joe, Dimitri Blaiddyd, Cam On Ingurland, Bevi Lose
S7E2
30-Man Royal Rumble
"30"
  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Agent 47
  3. Aniki
  4. Bane
  5. Adam Jensen
  6. Gold
  7. Arthur Morgan
  8. V
  9. Ushiromiya Battler
  10. Max Payne
  11. Majima Goro
  12. Junpei
  13. Fred Jones
  14. Chad
  15. Albert Wesker
  16. Tazuna Joe
  17. Brendan Fraser
  18. Dutch van der Linde
  19. Yuki Makoto
  20. Hijiri Jyoji
  21. Big Smoke
Lose
W6 L8 -2
1 2 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination № 13

S7E3
Tables
Elimination
Tazuna Joe, Yuki Makoto, Pixy, Hijiri Jyoji, Robert Win
W7 L8 -1
1 2 P
S7E4
Fatal 5-Way
Extreme Rules
Elimination
Tazuna Joe, Mario, Max Payne, Majima Goro, Junpei Win
W8 L8 0
3 2 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
S7E5
Champion Bolo Reynolds Lose
W8 L9 -1
3 3 P
W5 L4 1
1 3 P
For Title: King of Jobbers
S7E6
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Bevi
  2. Mastema
  3. Boomer
  4. Van Darkholme
  5. Fred Jones
  6. Tazuna Joe
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Bolo Reynolds
  9. Dutch van der Linde
  10. JC Denton
  11. The Janitor
  12. Andrew Dobson
  13. Komaeda Nagito
  14. Shrek
  15. V
  16. Ushiromiya Battler
  17. Chad
  18. Ilya Kuvshinov
  19. Russell Adler
  20. John Bradford
  21. Kong Wenge
  22. Senator Armstrong
Lose
W8 L10 -2
3 3 P
For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination #13

S7E7
8-Man
Elimination
No-Ring-Out
Tazuna Joe, Kong Wenge, Big Smoke, Shaggy Rogers, Pixy, Robert, JC Denton, Geralt of Rivia Lose
W8 L11 -3
3 4 P
TFR vs BCW Tournament」
→Qualifiers Phase 1
S7E8
Battle Royal Max Payne, Central, Joshua Graham, Chris Redfield, Sam Stone, Jayden, Tazuna Joe, Ilya Kuvshinov Lose
W8 L12 -4
3 5 P
TFR vs BCW Tournament」
→Qualifiers Phase 2
S0E2
Fatal-4-Way Dante, Kotomine Kirei, Tazuna Joe, Max Payne Lose
W8 L13 -5
3 5 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
S0E3
5-Way
Tables
Elimination
Tazuna Joe, Jayden, Rean Schwarzer, Gregory Edgeworth, Regigigas Lose
W8 L14 -6
3 6 P
S0E4
Royal Rumble
S0E4§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W8 L15 -7
3 6 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
S0E6
Ironman 10'
Tables
Gregory Edgeworth (0-1) Win
W9 L15 -6
3 6 P
W6 L4 2
1 3 P
S0E9
Elimination
Tables
Apollo Justice, Tazuna Joe, Komaeda Nagito, Gold, Gene Lose
W9 L16 -7
3 6 P
Iconic Match
📷Gallery
S0E10
2/3 Falls
Tables
Gold (2-0) Lose
W9 L17 -8
3 6 P
W6 L5 1
1 3 P
S0E11
MITB Max Payne, Robert, Eren Yeager, Komaeda Nagito, Jayden, Tony Hawk, Tazuna Joe, Rean Schwarzer Lose
W9 L18 -9
3 6 P
S0E14
Royal Rumble
S0E14§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W9 L19 -10
3 6 P
OS8E7
Triple-Threat
No-DQ
Walter, Tazuna Joe, Serge Lose
W9 L20 -11
3 6 P
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
OS8E28
NON-CANON
Tables
Elimination
Thomas Shelby, Parco Folgore, Shoji Shingo, Tazuna Joe, Beheaded Kamikaze Lose
Royal Rumble
OS8E28§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W9 L21 -12
3 6 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
OS8E29
OS8E29§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W9 L22 -13
3 6 P
OS8E32
OS8E32§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W9 L23 -14
3 6 P
OS8E34
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
NC 『Great Balls of Fire』
OS8E45
Royal Rumble
OS8E45§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W9 L24 -15
3 6 P
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
S8E3.1
NON-CANON
8-way
Elimination
Osama bin Laden, Sakakura Juzo, Arthas Menethil, Haze Stratos, Tazuna Joe, Kazuhira Miller, Kotomine Kirei, Agent 47 Win TFR's 5th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19

Note: Saihara's spot got taken by 47

Note: There was a mysterious "White Walkman" roaming in the audience that disappeared during replays

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Michael Myers looking creepy ass
  • Animals fucking hate him