TFR/Off-Season 3

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Off-Season 3 is the alternate streams that come after Season 3. The 3 streams are divided into regular wrestling, X-COM and The Sims 2 streams.

List of Episodes[edit | edit source]

  1. S3EX + X-COM - Part 1
    • The Sims 2 - Part 1
  2. Wrestling + The Sims 2 - Part 2 (VOD #1)
  3. X-COM - Part 2 + Wrestling (VOD #1 / VOD #2)
  4. Wrestling (VOD)
  5. Wrestling + The Sims 2 - Part 6 (VOD #1)

Plot[edit | edit source]

X-COM[edit | edit source]

Prequel to OS2 until someone who appeared in it dies, then alternate timeline.

The Sims[edit | edit source]

TL;DR Another flow of time running identical to the canon season has been taking place right under our noses...Until now. When the dimensional split occurred in this identical alternate universe, much of the cast was teleported to a strange, deserted landscape with only a sign that reads "Coolsville", a dilapidated apartment complex, and a mysterious statue of a woman. After a few weeks of poorfag shenanigans (robbing unsuspecting visitors, digging up buried treasure, whoring out the more waifish males), the members had gathered enough money to find temporary shelter in the worst squalor imaginable. It's been a few weeks since then, and now these wrestlers are wrestling for more than just their previous lives back--they're wrestling for love. (Or money, if you're Dutch.)

However, something very wrong is happening in this universe. For one, some characters felt that there was something that "wasn't quite right" and took to studying, discovering they can bend the laws of reality somewhat. These call themselves "Witches", and study day an night to discover what is this strange land.

More than that, a female was impregnated by an unknown agent to carry their the very creations of chaos: Igor II & Grichka II, beings genetically copied and enhanced from the bogs (unable to acquire humanity to conceal their true forms as they are much stronger). This female committed suicide upon realization of this honor.

Meanwhile, a man and his daughter study relentlessly day and night to reach The Root of this world and discover what really is this place. V's feeling that something wasn't right here led him to pursue knowledge in the form of becoming a wizard, "V the Mean Warlock". V accidentally hits Majima with magic energy...

Somewhere else, the chaotic lifestyle of a man drove his opponent in a love war to madness. This man, tired of this world, began too his quest for knowledge, not to seek the truth of this world, but to destroy it. He acquired The Twins of Destruction and planted what would be the seeds of chaos upon this world, now they just had to grow...

"One day, Majima woke up feeling a little...peculiar. He felt that everything that had transpired at the Hoy house was something he simply shouldn't sit down and accept. When he walked into Walter's room to find the man laid with his wife, a trigger was pulled inside Majima's heart. No longer was he the cuck in the shed. He was, from that day forward, an angry, angry incel"

"Majima made off with a few thousand Simoleons and headed to the other side of town. There, he knew he could recuperate. There was an abandoned trailer alongside the road that had been set up by another wrestlers who had gone AWOL. He found the phone electricity, water, everything was still connected. Fantastic. Now he just had to get his hands on the twins....the twins of destruction. One phone call is all it can take to change the path of your destination No more showering at the sink because Walter was fucking Sandra."

"Majima was able to acquire the twins of destruction. They were largely neglected as Majima took part in his "studies"... But in the blink of an eye, they had already grown up. Now the plan could truly commence".

Part 1[edit | edit source]

This part of the Off-Season is set in a mysterious town aptly named the ever-familiar Coolsville. Several cast members were teleported to this dilapidated shithole and have etched out a meager existence together; all wondering when they'll arrive home.

First we can see the life of Walter, Alice, and Majima who lives in a shed.

OP Faggot and Dutch van Der Linde also appear to visit Walter, and Majima hates Dutch.

Majima gets a job as Recruit. Majima returns from work with some girl named Marylen Hamilton and tries to make advances, but he's rejected. Also Alice hates him. Walter brings "Armin" (an NPC named Amin, not actually Armin) from work, and Majima attacks him. Armin sets Walter up in a blind datw with... an Indian guy named Abhijeet Deppiesse. This is when fujOP's true nature begins to manifest. Claire Redfield passes by, and a desperate Majima take a chance with la goblina, but no luck, and she creepily watches him bathe. Walter's date goes... he's fucking gay and fucks black guys in the ass. Alice was looking at porn in the computer and got a fucking virus, so Majima repairs it. Meanwhile Armin is so mad at Majima that he steals his newspaper. Gottem. Majima bullies Walter's bf so much that he starts crying uncontrollably every time he sees him, wow. Majima is so JUSTed he eats rotten food while crying. Walter is now also fucking Armin, which totals out to fucking 2 guys and a little girl. The true Chaos way.

Next we see Dutch who runs a store that sells mangoes, and a mango farm, the "PLAN-tation". The PLAN isn't going as well as Dutch would have wanted, so he cries all the time when trying to sell shit to customers. He contracts Majima to work for him and get's him ridiculously underpaid, good ol Dutch. He calls OP over, probably to do gay shit because EVERYONE IN COOLSVILLE IS GAY goddamn fujOP, but OP just buys shit and leaves, also Majima quits. However, his underpaying plan worked because HE'S RICH NOW.

Now we see OP's life, and he lives on a shack making cheap TFR merch, wew. Also has a black girl he's trying to fucc. However OP get's tired of this shit and decides to change, does exercise, scraps his TFR business and throws a party. He invites Alice, Walter, Majima someone called Blair, and Dutch. But... only Dutch comes OH NO NO NO, and he just came to steal OP's food. Also OP takes the Criminal career, fitting. However, we see OP stares at the sky as he knows this world is not real. OP then gets his first cat "Benny(s)" and gives him a job, because OP clearly can't maintain himself. Also OP brough Walter's Indian BF home, and invites Dutch over, and the two start making out and fuck off. This fucking town. OP Calls a matchmaking service and spnds HALF HIS SAVINGS just for them to call the black casca-looking girl he already knew. AND SHE'S MAJIMA'S COWORKER THAT HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK TOO. And OP totally fails his date.

Back to Walter's, Majima invites everyone for a house party, and OP and Dutch start making out. Later, Alice bricks the computer again and Majima TRIES to repair it, but gets shocked and starts a fire. Majima then invites everyone and Walter's bf for some reason wants to talk to Alice alone. Afterwards, Majima is going fucking nuts. On Alice's birthday, Walter and his black bf fucked AGAIN, with the doors OPEN. And Alice is now a teen slut.

All in all, a fucking fujo stream.

Part 2[edit | edit source]

Battler and Beato live in the Ushiromiya Mansion that was moved to Coolsville, but due to running out of money they had to rent parts of it, one part to Leon. Leon gives up on drinking as it isn't enough ti get him hammered and ignore his depression so he starts inhaling weed bubbles. As Leon is working out in the morning, Battler enters his room and Leon shouts at him, but then both start having weed bubbles. Leon gets a job as a cop and Battler keeps doing weed bubbles, and then Beato joins in, and then some guy that looks like Archer. Leon adops a dog called Tiger Lily.

Switching to Battler's, Beato has Kinzo's gold but refuses to share with Battler, and they spend their time constantly fighting, and Battler specifically crying. UWOOOOOO.

Back to Majima's, Walter makes a party and Majima keeps bullying Walter's bf. Walter, not content with his 2bfs and Alice, calls a metchmaker and spends 4k bucks on some pussy, and then goes to sleep in the middle of the date. Majima meets a girl and leaves his Yakuza job to join her, and he gives her his "knife" and he fucking proposes goddamn that was fast.

To OP again, he adopts a cat named Fred and a kitten named Chie, his cat is forced to eat shitty cat food for a comercial and is fined 250, leaving OP dirt poor, jesus. He invites Dutch over for a loan, who brings his friend Armin, and sets his plan in motion: Making Dutch fall in love with him so he no longer has to live in a shack.

Once again to Dutch; He's back home and calls OP to move out his home (with his cats), and then proposes to him. Next morning, OP and Dutch got married. And the moment the party started, OP2 set OP to start making out with someone else.

Part 3[edit | edit source]

OP and Dutch now live in a mansion that Dutch took a loan to buy, but no one is actually sure where the money came from. They also have taken 3 slaves servants, CJ, Balthios James & Robert, to help around the house and specially in Dutch's PLAN-tation. OP and Dutch keep having lots of homosex.

Back to Majima, he has taken on being more "Mad" since he's been practically mindbroken by Walter. Majima is innocently sleeping with Alice when his wife and Walter start making out and sit nude on the sofa for some time and then start fucking, Majima wakes up and notices this, but after a few moments of shock his poor mental state just has him turn around and go stomp on roaches. Meanwhile Walter fucks Majima's wife all night, and afterwards she kisses Majima, and then she kisses Walter again, he's completely mindbroken. Also he and Walter both get AIDS the flu, probably form Majima's wife. Walter also took to following on his father's steps: fishing, and quit his job. A black guy named Tyson appears on the street and Walter tries to get the 5th part of his harem, but as he refuses, Walter starts attacking him. Majima's wife tries to have them sleep in a tent, but Majima refuses and just starts dancing outside as cucking and heartbreaking of such extreme proportion has made him completely lost it. Majima's wife turns up the fireplace, causing a fire to break out, but firefighters subdue it.

Switching to Fred, he lives in a trailer he bought when the previous stoner owner died masturbating, which was in itself several trailers fused together with different decorations each. Next to Fred live Chris & Claire, Agent 47 & V who live in a gothic house with coffins as beds since V did the decorations, and Tifa, Jill, Lady & Historia Reiss. Fred is infected by a mysterious disease, which he transmits to Jill, then Tifa. Fred is so poor he can't even pay the bills, his microwave sets on fire, and he has to salvage shit from the trash to live by, it SUCKS being Fred. As Tifa walks by and laughs at him looking into the trash, he walks up to her and says "I think you SUCK!".

Now on to the girl's trailer, Lady HATES Fred and tells him he SUCKS, which makes Fred cry. Then Lady does it again. However Historia tries to get on with Fred, but Lady again insults Fred, which cause Historia to be mad at her. She and Fred hug, and she becomes sick with the Mysterious Disease. Ash she turns around, Fred is now kissing Claire, so she insults Claire and tries to win Fred over. Chris is also afflicted by the disease. Lady shittalks Claire as she cries, and then 47 offers (((help))), but he zaps Claire with a Zio handshake and she cries even more, because 47 just wants to see people suffer. As Fred is with Claire, Historia comes and kisses him suddenly, infuriating Claire who slaps Fred, meanwhile some guy looking like old Leon walks by. Meanwhile, Jill locates a dog called Bonkers and goes in for the target, successfully adopting Bonkers and riding his knot every night. Historia also likes to go around the house topless with her hair covering her nipples, because she's a perverted slut. The old Leon dude tries to play the piano while drunk, which doesn't work well. Their house is also a dirty fucking mess, because girls. Historia tries too flirt with old Leon, but she collapses on the floor from sleep deprivation since she's a 24hs slut.

While Jill chats with 47 and Steve Burnside, Historia discovers that she's pregnet, OP2 checked. She soon after gives birth inexplicably and, well... the babies are fucking green alien ayy lmaos, Historia was impregnated by a fucking alien insemination ship. The children have the powers to control humans with their mind, which they use to influence Historia to name them Igor & Grichka II, obviously being clones of the famous duo. 47 appears for a minute in the house to stare at the alien childs and go, obviously them not being part of his plans. In no time the household becomes a disgusting dirty place with used diapers everywhere and even the neighbors complaining about the smell and noise, making everyone living there frantic. As the house becomes more and more chaotic, Historia tries to repair the shower, but becomes incredibly frustrated and starts crying when she can't stop thinking about the babies enough to concentrate. She tries to drown the alien bastard child on the flooded bathroom, but something doesn't allow her to. She spends her day going around the house pantless & topless like a depressed wreck, barely taking charge of the children enough so they don't die. Jill's dog actively tries to make the house worse at all times. Historia just can't take it anymore and plans to burn the house down, she breaks the fire alarm and phone while nobody notices, fills the house with flammable stuff hidden everywhere, and finally, while everybody is in their rooms, she blocks the entrance with a couch and sets the house on fire. Historia and Jill die in the fire and burn to ashes, but however, Tifa, Lady, and the alien children survive.

Part 4[edit | edit source]

On Walter's house, Majima dances crazy with Alice (SMT) and MAjima's wife goes fucking mad and starts dancing on the bath. Majima starts to cook something but accidentaly sets the oven on fire. The stress caused by this seems to be the last straw that breaks Majima, making him have a fucking stress break that leaves him completely mad babbling on the floor. A doctor is called that instructs Majima to just fucking scream like a madman to let everything flow out, which Majima does by screaming out all his madness, anger and cuckness in a scream that pierces the heavens, but actually works in fixing his brain, kind of.

On Lady's trailer, Tifa starts to fall in love with V, and Jill and Historia have been revived-as undead Zombies, by MAGIC. Also the Bogbabies have grown into the Bogchilds. As their mother is dead, well, undead, the Bogchilds are taken away by an agent of the Bogs to be groomed into successors. Also Historia starts fighting with Claire because she's a zombie, and Claire can do nothing but cover in fear and cry. Also also Tifa calls V to start dating him (Which causes OP in the chat to reach SETHIG as his second waifu is now stolen).

Switching to V, Agent 47's room is the lab where he created the mysterious disease that is now infecting everyone, and now V is looking for a cure. V goes to Tifa's house and proposes to her, then moves to an empty lot and has a Gothic wedding. As soon as the guests arrive, 47 & Lady begin fighting over the supperior mercenary, then Claire & Historia over Fred, who starts crying, and the chairs are inappropriate and nobody sits in them. After V & Tifa get married, 47 and Lady begin wrestling, then Claire & Historia, Bonkers (Jill's dog that Tifa saved from a life of knoting) destroys stuff. Once the party is over, V and Tifa set up a bed in the middle of the empty lot and just fuck (much to OP's dismay). And Tifa has a babby named Virginia Pieck.

On Dutch's Mansion, a guy named Seth Igop somehow lives under the house in an inaccesible basement. While excavating, he accidentally is unsealed, adn this turns out to be a bad idea since he's a fucking vampire. And because he's a gay vampire that wants to fuck Dutch at that.

On the Ushiromiya Mansion, two new guests live in; Kazuma Kiryu and his son Jackson Kiryu. Kiryu has to work as a mascot for a living which has him depressed, and "Chinman" hates everyone, especially Battler.

Part 5[edit | edit source]

"One day, Majima woke up feeling a little...peculiar.

He felt that everything that had transpired at the Hoy house was something he simply shouldn't sit down and accept.

When he walked into Walter's room to find the man laid with his wife, a trigger was pulled inside Majima's heart.

No longer was he the cuck in the shed.

He was, from that day forward, an angry, angry incel"

"Majima made off with a few thousand Simoleons and headed to the other side of town.

There, he knew he could recuperate. There was an abandoned trailer alongside the road that had been set up by another wrestlers who had gone AWOL.

He found the phone electricity, water, everything was still connected. Fantastic.

Now he just had to get his hands on the twins....the twins of destruction.

One phone call is all it can take to change the path of your destination No more showering at the sink because Walter was fucking Sandra."

V's feeling that something wasn't right here led him to pursue knowledge in the form of becoming a wizard, "V the Mean Warlock". V accidentally hits Majima with magic energy...

"Majima was able to acquire the twins of destruction.

They were largely neglected as Majima took part in his "studies"... But in the blink of an eye, they had already grown up.

Now the plan could truly commence".

Majima being hit by magic has turned him into a "witch" himself, which luckily his green appearance has made him more resemble the Bogchilds. The Bogchilds themselves show no humanity as they are much stronger than their precursors, unable to hide their inhumanity. Majima has taken to study the Dark Paths of Witchcraft, which along with "adopting" (Read: stealing) the The Twins of Destruction, can't mean good.

On V's new house, he has taken a serious devotion to studying the magics, and crafted Urizen's throne which grants him power and knowledge while sitting on it. Soon V throws a birthday party for His and Tifa's daughter, Virginia Blake Gorl. Upon being a teen, V teaches her the path of witchcraft and she becomes a big tiddy goth girl. With V researching the Path of Darkness, and his daughter the Ways of the Light, the spend days and days researching to fulfill the ultimate objective of every Magus: Reaching The Root.

On the Ushiromiya Mansion, Beato summons her Witch Furniture (Servantss but less cool) to attack Battler. Meanwhile, Kiryu and Chinman's relationship continues to deteriorate an he begins showing his incel traits. Beato and Leon begin to show affect to each other. Battler then brings Leon and Majima's wife? to the End Of The Road Bar, ar Leon's suggestion. Leon gets shitfaced drunk quick, and as Battler charm's Majima's wife, Leon for some goddamn reason runs up to him and slaps him as if his was his cheating husband, then they return home.

Back on the Hoy House, Walter keeps fucking literally everything, making his personal goal to fuck as many things as possible, with Balthios James being his latest acquisition to his harem. Walter goes to the Bar for more victims, and bring fucking Dutch into his lust palace, another victim to the greatest sexual predator of our times. Alice invites V and his daughter over since they are witches and she is a demon, so they and Beato got o the Bar but Dutch decides to come along too. Also Battler appears and fucks Majima's mindbroken wife on Walter's bed LMAO. As with all who fall in Walter's web, he tries to eat Battler, but his iron will of disproving magic ignores this and he just leaves.

On Dutch's house, he just returned from cheating on OP. Ever since the vampire Seth Igop was freed from his basement tomb chaos has been brewing, as OP took the saying A cat is fine too way too literal as he literally sat nude on the bed next to his cat. Next, Dutch literally kisses the vampire dude in front of OP as if to trigger him, because that tips OP over the edge and assaults Dutch, which in turn causes him to exclaim his break up, sending OP into tears. Dutch then happily goes back to Seth as if nothing just happened. OP then returns to his old shed near the sea, losing his cats in the divorce. OP officially lost it after being left by Dutch, as he filled his garden with creepy gnomes. Dutch came to visit and give the rest of his things but... after seeing the visage he ran away. OP now spends all day digging for some reason, and stargazing wanting hout from this horror of an existence.

Part 6[edit | edit source]

On V's house, he and Virginia Blake are still studying like true Magi. When V was going to sleep, Virginia tried to sneak out with Alice, but V got her. However she still managed to sneak to the Palace of Neverending Light in the Golden Land, where she meets Brittany Santander the Infallible Good Witch, but she's not worthy enough. This was probably just a dream as she woke up in her bed, and you probably can't go to a place like that by taxi. V on the other hand, flies to the Fortress of Eternal Darkness, and meets Anthony Traver the Atrociously Evil Warlock.

On Walter's, he tries to fuck Battler, but fails as HOMOSEXUALITY ISN'T REAL (IN BATTLER), so he goes to the End of The Road Bar again and finds OP, takes him on a date, and like anyone else he sets his eye on, fucks him in the ass. Then he fucks Beato, can anyone stop him?. Alice meanwhile shows minor divination skills, as she paints a picture of when aliens kidnapped Historia Reiss to impregnate her. Walter visits Lady's trailer where she lives with the zombified Historia & Jill, and proves as a true chaosfag that he will fuck any and everything since he fucked the undead rotting corpse of Jill (Also a demonic and a holy dog were fighting outside wtf?), then he did Lady, then Zombified Historia. Also Fred apparently hates zombies.

Part 7[edit | edit source]

After the jobbing that was Majima attempting to genocide the entirety of Coolsville, he decided to hang up his evil ways and prove witches are not, in fact, real. He received a potion via a suspicious Matchmaker and drank it... VOILA! It worked! ....But, of course, there's always a monkey's paw.

Meanwhile, everyone in the trailer court was in panic: They had no plan, no money, and no way to pay their bills. With only one wagie in the cagie, they could no longer afford any of their houses and were forced to sell them. Chris, refusing to allow his beeeautiful sister to become homeless, did some favors for Dutch and arrived to their hobo camp the next day with the deed to yet another elderly couple's little house, along with a trailer. After selling most of their stuff, they only had some things to furnish the house with, but Dutch was kind enough to let everyone take loans out with him. Because that totally wouldn't kick them in the ass, right?

oh and fred is still sethig kek wat a bitch

Everyone from hell on earth that trailer now lives in one big house, and they hate each other. And Fred keeps fucking the dead zombie Historia despite him being a paranormal mystery investigator. nice. Majima has also become The Joker. Claire continues being the ugly thing nobody would ever fuck, except Walter, but hardly counts as he would even fuck a sentient piece of garbage if only for the exoticism. But Walter reveals his true intentions afterwards: He stole the FUCKING GNOME.

And the unthinkable happens: Claire Redfield gets pregnant. The Redfield line will continue. Chris' long work is done. And the legendary descendant Lucius Fieri Redfield is born. Something was indeed wrong with this child, as in the exact moment he was born, Fred's house caught fire, and Claire was badly burned when visiting Fred. Moments afterward, Claire seemingly suffers a psychotic attack and descends into madness.

On V's house, they still continue to study endlessly to reach The Root.

On Majima's, he has ended his evil ways after discovering the bogchilds were controlling him, and is looking for way to disprove magic isn't real without alerting them. Also he has a permanent clown tattoo on his face. While trying to prove witches aren't real, he is hit by lightning, clearly an attack on his self by magic casting skunks and not because he spent the whole day outside in the rain.

On Battler's mansion, his daily life with Beato is as annoying as you would think.

Basically, things became very boring after Majima failed his mass-murdering attempt.