TCR/S3E9.11

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In Another Timeline...[edit | edit source]

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-In another timeline-
Sundowner
Sit down little boys and girls! Ol’ Sundowner has got an announcement to make!
Dimitri
Why are we here?
Rance
I could be out trying to get it on with La Luna! What the hell do you want?
Battler
We should be working our shifts!
Sundowner
This is a very important lesson ya’ gotta know!

Can’t really call ya’ agents if you don’t know this lil’ bit of history!

But first of all, where’s yer captain, Rance?
Rance
Gyahahahahaha! She saw Queen Bee on the way here and she refused to go any further!
Sundowner
Typical, she’s never goin’ anywhere if she lets stupid ol’ shit like that get in the way.
Dimitri
That still doesn’t explain why you brought us here.
Sundowner
Well, ya’ here to learn the truth of it all! History ya’ wouldn’t be taught by anyone else! Now… Before we begin… Any questions?
Battler
How would I ask a question if I have no idea what the topic is about?
Sundowner
That’s the spirit! I think y’all’re ready to learn the truth about 9/11!
Dimitri
9 what now?
Sundowner
9/11 is the date September 11th. Durin’ 2001, has some pretty significant meaning to guys like myself!
Rance
What’s that gotta do with us?
Sundowner
See durin’ that time, a tragedy struck! An awful tragedy that couldn’ta been foreseen!

And it changed society greatly for everyone involved!

Ya see… Two planes crashed into these two towers known as “The World Trade Center”!

Thousands of people died!
Battler
That’s awful!
Sundowner
What do ya’ mean by that? It was wonderful! Business was boomin’ for us workin’ men! Cus y’see, it was all actually planned, this tragedy!
Dimitri
What do you mean it was planned?
Sundowner
See after the years o’ peace ever since the Cold War fizzled out... Soldiers all around the globe were gettin’ reaal bored. And bored soldiers make for borin’ times!
Rance
I know that feeling, were it not for these Abnormalities that are ripe for the raping, I woulda gone insane.
Dimitri
You’re disgusting, Rance.
Battler
Couldn’t these soldiers have... uh... played some games together..? They train themselves so hard but never get to play around…
Sundowner
Nah, soldiers need war to thrive! And we were gonna get that war! And that war is The War on Terror!

Cus lemme tell ya, this tragedy? Coulda easily been prevented!

The CIA knew that these terrorists were gonna strike any day now, even told the government all about it!

Can you guess what they did in response?
Battler
Go on high alert!
Sundowner
Haha! Not a damn chance!

They just let it slide on by, they knew that the soldiers been waiting for a war, a purpose!

And they got it.
{{DialogueText|Dimitri| And why would they do that?
Sundowner
Simple, all part of the plan! War is a way of life!

Did you know that almost all of the security measures after 9/11 actually stopped very few terrorist attacks?

That was because that wasn’t the purpose! It was actually all there to better monitor their citizens under the name of “safety”!
-intercom sound-
???
All Agents, get to your stations now! WhiteNight is about to break out!
Battler
Oh uh… sorry but duty calls!
-agents leave-
Sundowner
Bullshit!
Monsoon
Did they suppress the truth again?
Sundowner
Yup, if only we could bring back the good ol’ days. Then we could get things done!
Monsoon
There is a chance we can still do that…
Sundowner
What do ya mean?
Monsoon
There are stories of a “Holy Belt” that can grant you a wish.
Sundowner
Oh, and how do we do that?
Monsoon
Simple, we must get all of the belts of this tournament.
Sundowner
Heh, I think I have an idea. When this WhiteNight is dealt with, tell the Agents we got a new “training order” for them!

Against The Heart of the Cards[edit | edit source]

  1. Mutou Yugi
  2. Dagoth Ur & Luka & Sigurd
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team
  • Handicap

Wrestler Elimination Details
Sigurd Mutou Yugi
Winner Daisaku Kuze

STR Vs. RPE[edit | edit source]

  1. World of STR & Runescape Bot
  2. Woody & The Bad Tags
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team

Winner Crash

  1. World of STR & Runescape Bot
  2. Woody & The Bad Tags
  • NON-CANON
  • Tornado-Tag
  • Elimination
  • First-Blood

Wrestler Elimination Details
Ugly Bastard
Woody
Rapeman Runescape Bot
Burgerberg Q-taro Rapeman
📷Gallery
Winner Team Q-taro

Manlets[edit | edit source]

  1. Midge (2)
  2. The Green Clock (1)
  • NON-CANON
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Midge

Realization of my True? Self[edit | edit source]

  1. Angela (2) - Fortuna Fighters
  2. The Teal Archivist (1)
  • NON-CANON
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Fortuna Fighters

Return of the Strongest[edit | edit source]

  1. El Hermano (1)
  2. GODlex (LoR mod) (4)
  • NON-CANON
  • Ironman (20)

Winner Alex

The Tsuliban[edit | edit source]

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Angela
Sundowner is up to something, I just know it.
Tsubasa
Sundowner? Is that some sort of drink?
Angela
No, it’s some-

No.
Tsubasa
I can’t wait for my next concert! All of my fans from around the world are coming to see me sing!
Angela
I just hope you have more than one song this time around.
Tsubasa
Oh! It looks like some of my fans have already arrived!
Angela
Why do they look like they’re equipped for war?
Tsubasa
Oh, that? Those are just the superfans! They are really dedicated!
-Cut to Tsuliban members with anti liz signs-
Angela
I just hope the guns are just for show.
Tsubasa
Oh they are just fine! They are nice and peaceful people!
Tsuliban Member
DEATH TO LIGGERS! GLORY TO TSU!
Tsubasa
See! They wouldn’t hurt a fly!
???
HEY! GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING NURD!
Tsuliban Member
ABSOLUTE HARAM! YOU INSULT THE PROPHET TSUBASA!? DIE!
-sounds of gunshots-
Angela
...Yeah, real “peaceful”!
Tsubasa
Oh those are just firecrackers! They use them to scare away Lizzie fans! Why are you hiding down that alleyway?
???
YOU JUST FUCKING SHOT THAT GUY!
Tsuliban Member
DIE YOU LIGGER LOVING INFIDELS!
*more gunshots*
Angela
Get over here now, take cover!
-cut to black-
Tsubasa
Ha! That shows those mean and rude Ligg- Liz fans why my fans are the best!
Angela
... I think they are dead, Tsubasa.
Tsubasa
Oh they're just overreacting, Lizzie's fans always make a massive drama out of things when they see my fans! They are just envious that my fans have the best firework shows compared to all the other idols!
-Cut to a Taco Liz-
Tsubasa
See, they’re going to set up a fireworks display in that Taco Liz!
Angela
Are you sure? It seems they’re only defacing the sign.

Oh wait, now there’s someone holding a package.

Looks like it's a hastily made explosive device. Likely made with ammonium nitrate combined with another chemical.

Hard to tell from this distance.
Tsubasa
Oh yeah! That's the Tsubasa special mix of fireworks they use!

Look! They are just setting up the timer right now!

I can count down when it will happen too!

5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Tsuliban Member
ALLAHTSU ACKBAR!


Tsubasa
Hooray! Great one guys!
Angela
Argh! My ears are ringing! Those weren't fireworks!
Tsubasa
They are so dedicated! I love my fans!
Angela
What?! Did you say something?!

Table QTE[edit | edit source]

  1. Norman Jayden
  2. Travis Touchdown
  • NON-CANON
  • Tables

Winner Norman Jayden

Wives & Psychos[edit | edit source]

  1. Our Wives
  2. Dog Nigga & Psycho
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Roland Psycho
Winner Our Wives

Ancient Ladder[edit | edit source]

  1. Haru
  2. Whizzard
  3. Big Dog
  4. Quint
  5. Byleth
  6. The Gamer Wizard
  7. Wakka
  8. Eggman
  • NON-CANON
  • Ladder

📷Gallery
Winner Eggman

Despair[edit | edit source]

  1. Kunt & Harold Lott
  2. James Sunderland & Naegi Makoto
  3. El Loco Bandito & Inspector Gadget
  4. Ushiromiya George & Guts
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team
  • 8-man

Wrestler Elimination Details
Inspector Gadget
Guts Naegi Makoto
El Loco Bandito Guts
Harold Lott Ushiromiya George
Kunt El Loco Bandito
Harold Lott James Sunderland
📷Gallery
Winner Team Harold Lott

The Winds's War for the "Holy Belt"[edit | edit source]

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Manager
It’s complete chaos out there, what the hell happened after we dealt with WhiteNight?
Spigot
LOOK MANAGER! THE WOMEMES ARE HAVING A ORGY-
Hokma
That’s not important right now. Apparently Sundowner has something to announce.
Manager
Sundowner? What’s he doing here? I didn’t give him any orders to be here.
Hokma
I don’t know, I guess we’ll find out soon.
-Sundowner intro with mic-
Sundowner
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this ring! It brings fond memories, lemme tell yer!

There’s a reason why I am here today, and that's because we’re soldiers! And soldiers need battle!

And when those soldiers don’t get that battle, they get restless!

And a restless soldier will start to create his own battles to ease the boredom!

So that's why we started this good ol’ shindig!

This is a message to Manager! I have a proposition for you!

Me and my boys challenge you, your buddies and The Grand Autismo for all of yer belts!
-back to Manager and co-
Manager
...What…
Spigot
THEY WANNA FIGHT US?
Hokma
It looks that way.
-Back to sunny D-
Sundowner
And if ya chicken out on us, this little party is gonna keep on going until y’all give us the fight of a lifetime! Because we are going to bring back the good ol’ days! And that “Holy Belt” we all hear about is gonna give it to us!
-Manager and co-
Manager
So that’s why, damn it!
Spigot
THEY WANT A FIGHT? I’LL GIVE THEM DICK SANDWICH WITH EXTRA MUSTARD!
Hokma
What do we do?
Manager
We have no choice, they won't stop until we do accept their terms. Get Bateman here, looks like we’ll have to take their challenge.
  1. Jerkcity Corp, Hokma, Patrick Bateman
  2. Sundowner, Monsoon, Jetstream Sam, Hank J. WimbletonWinds of Destruction
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Spigot Monsoon
Jetstream Sam Manager
Patrick Bateman Sundowner Count-Out
Jetstream Sam Hokma
Patrick Bateman Hank J. Wimbleton
Jetstream Sam
Winner Team Patrick Bateman

Outcome[edit | edit source]

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Manager
It's over Sundowner, you will not get the Holy Belt!
Spigot
THE ONLY WAR CRIME BEING COMMITTED TODAY WILL BE YOUR NUTS AND MY FACE!
Sundowner
Hahahahahahahaha!
Hokma
What’s so funny? The scheme is over. The damage you have caused is coming out of your pocket.
Sundowner
You guys are a hoot! That's why I love working with ya! Ya seriously think I woulda told you about the plan if I had even the slightest worry about ya'll screwing it up?
Manager
What do you mean…

...

...You stole the belts right under our noses, didn't you?
Sundowner
Hell yeah I did! Stole 'em right before we had our lil' ol' bout! This was just a distraction to keep you from noticing until all the belts got combined!
Monsoon
And now the Agents will be on their way to hand the belts over to us. Just so that we can create the biggest and most splendid meme the world has ever seen!
Manager
You roped the Agent's into this!?
Sam
You'd be surprised what people will do for a nice vacation.
Agent Battler
Sir! I have the belt!
Sundowner
Great job! Gimme that!
-Sunny D snatches the belt-
Sundowner
Y’all better be ready, because it’s about to happen!
-belt starts glowing-
Spigot
OH SHIT! WE MUST DO SOMETHING!
Manager
It’s too late, they have fooled us, there’s no way we can get it off their hands.
Sam
Well, heh, time to make a wish.
Manager
Whatever you do, please let it be for a good cause!
Monsoon
Have no fear, Manager. This is going to be the start of something beautiful! Even your friends would agree that this is the right thing to do.
Hokma
That is not assuring...
Sundowner
Is there some custom for making a wish with this thing? Ah screw it, i’ll freeball it! O’ God, Jesus or whatever god this belt belongs to. I wish for…

ENTER 9/11 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO