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Tsu Falls on Luka[edit | edit source]

Luka
-nd that’s how I got this belt!
Alice
You get a belt for sending some boy through a table? Sounds wack.
Angela
It hasn’t changed hands much, in the past few days. It seems more like a tug of war between Yugi and Dagoth. Well, not anymore, I suppose.
Luka
Eh-heh… it was Dagoth who asked me to challenge Yugi.
Angela
So, it’s back in his hands, then. There goes all the excitement.
Luka
H-hey, don’t say that! I can protect it if I want to.
Alice
Hmhmhm, sure you can. Tell you what, if you manage to defend it for a day, then I-

(enter tsu)

Tsubasa
Angie! There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!
Angela
Oh no…
Tsubasa
Eh? What are you all gathered up for? Ooh, is that a belt? Let me look, let me look!

(Tsubasa moves progressively close to Luka)

Luka
Hey, personal space will you!?

(cut to black)

Luka
W-wait, why are you getting so close?! S-stop! I- (wait… why is there a table h-)

(CRASH)

Tsubasa
Ow...
Luka
Mpphpmpphmmph….
By Cerulis
Angela
Tsubasa, why are you like this?
Alice
Luka...
Luka
Alice! It’s not what it looks like!
Tsubasa
Ow… my head hurts…
Alice
Hehehehehehe! Luka, this must be a breath of fresh air for you!
Luka
This is not funny!
Angela
I think he’s trying to avoid suffocating, Alice.
Alice
No, he’s used to situations like this. I should know!
Angela
Are you sure? He seems to be struggling.
Alice
Oh that happens to him all the time, he’ll eventually give up.
Luka
I can only hold these… these… things for so long!
Angela
Doesn’t this bother you at all? Most humans would be concerned if their friend was in potential danger.
Tsubasa
Hey… why does it feel like someone’s touching my - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH?!
Luka
No! Tsubasa! This isn’t what it looks like!
Tsubasa
PERVERT! PERVERT! GET AWAY FROM ME!

(SLAP)

Luka
Argh!
Tsubasa
PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!!!!

(Slap slap slap)

Luka
Ow!
Angela
If you are going to keep hitting him could you at least take your… your mammary glands out of his face?
Alice
You know, she slammed him through a table, right?
Angela
Yes, she did- Oh no.

(SLAP SLAP SLAP)

Tsubasa
CREEP! LET GO OF ME!!!
Angela
Oh for-
Tsubasa! Get off him! Now!
Tsubasa
STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS!
Luka
I AM TRYING TO NOT DIE- mmpph!
Alice
This is still hilarious!
Angela
It won't be soon enough, do you have any idea what sort of fallout this will cause?
Alice
I think they would be amused for a while, poor Luka will never hear the end of this. Heheheh.
Angela
Until they realize the King of Tables is in the hands of a woman.
Alice
... And she just painted a target on her back?
Angela
She has put a target on all of our backs for allowing this to happen. Since the laws of wrestling forbid attacking women unless a very good reason is given. They are not going to take this well, we need to quietly leave before news of this comes out.
Alice
Well me and Luka were going to go on a d- trip after we are done so let’s go, Luka!
Luka
mmmmph…
Tsubasa
Haaah…
Angela
Tsubasa, did you seriously just stay there and smother him? Get over here!
Tsubasa
Owowowowowowowow! Stop dragging me by my ear!
Angela
Then maybe you should learn to walk properly then. Talk to you later Alice.
Alice
Don’t forget about tomorrow!
Angela
I won’t.

(Angela and Tsubasa leave)

Alice
Well then. Hora hora, Luka. Wake up.
Luka
Alice
Luka? Did she seriously suffocate you until you passed out? … Hmm, maybe he wouldn’t mind if I finish what she started...

Agent Training[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent Dimitri
  2. Armstrong (LC Agent)
  3. Kirei (LC Agent)
  • Triple-Threat
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Agent Dimitri Agent Kirei
Agent Armstrong
Winner Agent Dimitri

The Arson Investigation[edit | edit source]

Akasaka
So did you hear about that fire two days ago?
Norman
Yes, Cole told me that it’s quietly being labelled as an arson case despite saying it was an accident.
Akasaka
Makes sense. After what happened, they don’t want anyone to think that BANS could’ve struck again.
Norman
Do you think it was BANS?
Akasaka
Not really. He must be desperate if he thinks setting fire to some store is going to hurt the federations.
Norman
But what if it is BANS? What if he is actually willing to go as far as to attack this federation and this is him just testing the waters?
Akasaka
Didn’t we all at least agree that it’s unlikely to be BANS?
Norman
Are you suggesting I’m wrong or are you just afraid of the possibility that BANS has really got his sights set on us?
Akasaka
I’d rather just not entertain the thought until we have some solid proof that he actually cares that much.
Roland
Hey, you two. Found anything useful?
Akasaka
It feels like we’ve hit a dead end with this place you talked about.
Norman
Sure it confirms that there is a supernatural element involved (...which is annoying). But from what you and the others describe, this is a big place and we have no idea where they could be within it.
Roland
It at least narrows it down.
Akasaka
But that doesn't really get us anywhere. We need definite sightings of them if we are going to find out where they are.
Norman
Maybe we’ll have to draw straws for who will- Hey, who is that over there?
Roland
Oh that guy? That guy tried to rob me a few months back-
Norman
He looks suspicious…
Akasaka
The Black Beast is harmless so long as you stay away from him. That or you don’t have anything valuable on you.
Norman
You think he might have helped kidnap them?
Akasaka
Him? No way.
Roland
Guy is really easy to drive away. If he managed to pull off kidnapping that many wrestlers, I’d be impressed.
Norman
Only way to be sure.

(Norman leaves)

Akasaka
Well, this is going to be a show.

(Cut to 90)

90
I hope dem pigz are not gonna arrest me fo da fire. Bellends will take all my bare loot!
Norman
Hey! You! Over here!
Chase Scene


Norman
You are under arrest!
90
ALLOW ME BRUV!

I DINDU NUFFIN!

WOTS T’ FOOKIN CHARGE YA TWAT!
Norman
For obstructing justice and being a suspect in the-
Roland
Looks like you finally apprehended some nobody who has nothing to do with the case. Great job.
90
I FOOKIN KNEW IT! BRUV! DAT FIRE WUZNT ME! DAT WUZ SOME OTHER DICKHEADS!
Norman
Fire? Are you talking about the fire that happened recently?
Akasaka
You had a hand in that?
90
NO! IT WUZ SOME SPIC!
Norman
Some hispanic?
90
YEA! FOOKIN SOMBRERO. ‘AD SOME BIG CHIN TWAT, A WIZARD AND SOME RETARDED COPPA WITH ‘IM!
Akasaka
Wait, can you give us more to go on? Did they look familiar to you?
90
FOOK OFF PIG! GET OFF ME NECK YOU KNOBHEAD!
Roland
Will you tell us if our friend here stops kneeling on you?
90
THROW IN A FIVER AND I MIGHT CONSIDER IT!
Roland
A fiver? The hell is a fiver?
Akasaka
I think I have an idea what he means… I think. Here.
90
NOICE!
Akasaka
So did they look familiar to you?
90
YES! NOW LEMME GO BRUV!
Roland
Looks like we are going to need Ayin to call us in a favor, I doubt they will just let us go in there.

(cut to the office)

Angela
So yes, Tsubasa here has the King Of Tables.
Tsubasa
Uhhh… sorry?
Ayin
Well this makes things interesting.
Angela
Is it perhaps for the best if I am not around?
Ayin
Yes, that is probably a good idea. Just make sure to contact us if something comes up. And don’t worry about this coming back to you or Tsubasa here. We’ll find a way to smooth this over.
Angela
I’ll go find Roland then.
Ayin
Uh… Roland’s busy right now.
Angela
How come?
Ayin
Something has come up in regards to our… acquaintances for lack of a better word.
Tsubasa
Eh?
Angela
...You’re telling me to drag Tsubasa along, aren't you?
Ayin
Well, maybe it will help you learn some new things. I’m sure Tsubasa knows some things that the books can't describe.
Tsubasa
That’s great! Let’s go Angie!
Angela
(I want to die…)

Tournament Finals[edit | edit source]

Luis Sera
Kenshiro Luis Sera
Cole Phelps Cole Phelps Luis Sera
Walter Bennet Dallas Woody
Burgerberg Q-taro Dallas
Ace Visconti Burgerberg Q-taro
Norman Jayden Dallas
Dallas
  1. Luis Sera (0)
  2. Dallas (2)
  • 2/3 Falls
  • No-DQ
  • No-COs

Winner Dallas

Angela's List[edit | edit source]

Tsubasa
It’s so sunny outside!
Angela
Remind me to never bail you out of trouble ever again.
Tsubasa
Oh come on, Angie! There’s lotsa things to do outside of that stadium!
Angela
There is, but I think you’ll just run into some alleyway and get yourself taken for ransom. Although it would give me some solitude, I fear you may just end up getting me dragged into it too.
Tsubasa
Ha! Like that would ever happen! Who would ever do such a thing?
Angela
I am sure your bosses have a lot of enemies besides me. And your reputation means you are a good target for anyone who wants to hurt their funding.
Tsubasa
You really like to put a downer on everything, Angie.
Angela
You just bring the best out in me, Tsubasa.
Tsubasa
You are right, I do bring out the best in everyone! That’s why I am going to make sure you actually have some fun!
Angela
Well, I guess this does give me some time to tick off the list-
Tsubasa
List? What list? Lemme see!
Angela
Fine! Fine! If it means you won't drag me into your boring nonsense and will make this day actually productive.
Tsubasa
Great! Let me put my glasses on really quick! Let’s see here... “Add more trinkets to the collection, go to a cafe, find out what wine tastes like...

(fade to black and fade back, time has passed)

Tsubasa
“...fall in love, receive my first kiss, take someone back to my room (Note: Soundproof the room?), have an orga-” Eh?!

(shuffling paper)

Tsubasa
Woah! This turned weird!
Angela
What? Is there something wrong?
Tsubasa
N-nothing! It’s n-nothing!
Angela
Are you sure?
Tsubasa
I’m sure! Let’s go take a walk and get through this list!

MI-04: A Burnt Store[edit | edit source]

Officer
So you’re the “investigators” I was told to let in? You don’t look like fire inspectors.
Norman
And you don’t look like an actual officer, what’s your point?
Officer
Point being, I don’t really enjoy risking my ass to help some “investigators”. Especially those who aren’t willing to explain why they’re sticking their nose in my employer’s business. Even if the money your boss provided me is good, I still want to keep my contract.
Akasaka
Well, a fire happened out of nowhere at your employer’s store. That, and considering you’ve been attacked recently-
Officer
And the arsehole who did that is dead for all we know. What does that have to do with this?
Roland
Assumed dead, they never found his body.
Officer
Nor did they ever find Jack The Ripper, maybe you should look into that one too while you are at it.
Roland
Maybe we will, do you have any information on that? Or are you just as clueless about that?
Officer
Oh, looks like we’ve got a wiseass over here.
Norman
I think we’ve got off on the wrong foot here, we just want to make sure that this really is some accident. Especially with this happening inside our territory.
Officer
Whatever, so long as the money is good, I couldn’t give two shits.
Just make sure not to cause a gigantic mess otherwise it’s my ass on the line.
After all, my employers don’t enjoy leaving stuff like this to third parties.
That’s also why I am only giving you two hours to look around. Any second after that and I’m throwing you all out.
Norman
Well… they did a number on this place.
Akasaka
You’d think they’d have a few precautions set up that would prevent such incidents.
Norman
And you’d be surprised to see what people do to save money.
Roland
Eh, I’ve seen worse.
Akasaka
Have you now? Remind me to ask you about it some time.
Roland
Trust me, you don’t want to know.
Norman
Apparently the CCTV room has footage but it is corrupted.
Akasaka
Can it be recovered?
Norman
It’s recoverable and probably will be done by the time we are finished.
Akasaka
We could save some time if we helped speed up fixing that footage.
Roland
If anyone actually knows how to fix it, that is. Perhaps it's better to just search for clues in the meantime.

DOOM EVENT


Voting Time

>Check the CCTV Footage [KNW]
>Norman Jayden

RESULT: Fail

L Corp Vs Detectives[edit | edit source]

  1. Hokma & Spigot
  2. Cole Phelps & Axel Stone
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Hokma Cole Phelps
Winner Team Hokma

GE-14: Portrait of A Killer[edit | edit source]

Roland
I think that's all we can do now. Want to give a once over?
Akasaka
For what it is worth I guess, but I think we’ve found all that we can find around here. Anything else that could have helped us went with the flames.
Norman
At least we have something to go on with the CCTV, the timing couldn’t have been any better.

But what is bothering me is why did they go through the effort of burning this place to the ground?

They have no benefit from doing that, was there something they had to cover up?
Akasaka
Or a diversion, to make us think BANS had something to do with this.
Roland
If they were intending on making a diversion, they would have left more clues for us that would point us in another direction.

Honestly, I don’t think the fire was intentional. The CCTV showed them in a rush to get out holding a big duffle bag.

Whatever happened was clearly out of their control.
Norman
Well, were there any casualties?
Akasaka
As far as I could gather, nobody died. Unless you count a few pissed off executives and employees left despondent over losing their jobs as “casualties”.
Roland
Unsurprising... Well, let’s check this room and get the hell out of here.

(enter room. contains a BANS portrait)

Norman
...I don’t remember seeing this here.
Akasaka
Is this someone’s idea of a goddamn joke?
Roland
Well… shit.

Voting Time

>Look at the painting [PER]
>Norman Jayden

RESULT: Pass (Used: Norman Jayden's ARI-User)

Training The Winds[edit | edit source]

  1. Winds of Destruction
  2. Jetstream Sam & Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Monsoon Hank J. Wimbleton
Winner Winds of Destruction

Nuggler's Homo Promo[edit | edit source]

(Backstage)

A!Battler
This is ridiculous! I can’t believe they’re asking me to do ANOTHER promo! Can’t I just wrestle with my coworkers for once?!

Who am I even up against? They never tell me anything here!

What’s this? A note?

“Try to improvise, homo”? Well, fuck you too, Sundowner! Your ass will be grass one day!

...It’s Fine. All is fine.
???
And that’s why I’m calling YOU out, Nuggler!
A!Battler
Guess that’s where I step in… Good thing I’ve been holding it in waiting for this promo.

Travis
And here he finally is! Man of the hour, is it? You better make this one count.
A!Battler
Ahe-Ahem… Testing, 1, 2. Can everyone in the crowd hear me? Alright!

Wonderful! Having the mic short out on me would honestly blow.

Especially after I’m done railing this dude through and through!
Travis
O...kay. You know, when I first came to this ship, I didn’t expect to see the spitting image of the guys back at Coolsville. Dead ones, in particular. Nor did I expect I'd be burying their career right here tonight.
A!Battler
Big talk but can you say the same about what’s in your pants? I don’t think this ring is big enough for the two of us! How about I take you somewhere nicer?
Travis
...Dude, I’ve got a girlfriend. And I sure as hell am not going anywhere! This place is perfectly fine... Since all this audience will get to see you beaten black and blue and white all over.
A!Battler
Here or at my place, bring her along. She can have the first class seat to me making you bend over and submit.
Travis
Oh, you’ve done it now! I don’t care if you’re just Battler with no inhibitions, or some other bullshit, I’ll send you straight to hell!
A!Battler
I think you need to chill out! You’re getting too worked up... This is only the foreplay for Christ’s sake!
Travis
Too worked up? Foreplay? What the fuck are you talking about?!  Shit, was 47 right about Battler all along? That he, and you, are both huge faggots?
A!Battler
You wanna know who was the real faggot? The crowd already knows it! I know it, we all know it. This is over and I won. Now go take your 5 minutes and get ready... Before I kick your ass in the rrrring!
Travis
(I don’t care if I win or lose… Lain, please, don’t watch.)
  1. Travis Touchdown
  2. Battler (LC Agent)
  • Singles

Winner Agent Battler

Kuze is Done With NTRman's Shit[edit | edit source]

NTRman
Seems like Kuze got the job done. Took him long enough!
Rapeman
I shoulda got some my homies on dey ass. This shit would've been doneso a while ago!
NTRman
Whatever, at least that Moma guy should back the fuck off from our business now.

Kuze
Grgh… fucking thing. Take the call! I pressed it!?

NTRman
Wahaha I was waiting for your call friend! Is the guy still alive?
Kuze
Took a serious beating but I made sure he stayed alive. Now where the fuck is Kiryu?
NTRman
Did I say I was gonna tell you after this one? There's still more people out there you need to deal with, Kuze!
Kuze
Do you expect me to do your dirty work forever? I'm only here to find out where the fuck Kiryu went! Find some other dumbass to do your dirty work, or better yet, do it yourself!
NTRman
Oh? You won't? The great Kuze refuses to help for the greater good! Don't you wanna know where Kiryu went?
Kuze
I don’t really give a shit about your business. And you already promised a reunion with Kiryu. Which you failed to deliver on. Then you promised me an explanation for why you couldn’t do it.
NTRman
What are you trying to say?
Kuze
They say everything has its value, and a lying fat sack of shit who keeps backing out on his promises isn’t worth shit to me! If you wont tell me where Kiryu is, I’ll find someone who can.
NTRman
You're making a big fucking mistake here. After everything I did for you and this is how you repay me? You’re going to regret squandering my kindness, Kuze! Don't even think about crawling back to us after my boys put you in the ground!
  1. Kuze Daisaku
  2. 90
  • Backstage Brawl

Winner Kuze Daisaku

For C[edit | edit source]

  1. Ace Visconti (2)
  2. Hitonari Tadano (0)
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Extreme Rules

Winner Ace Visconti

MI-05: Following The Trail[edit | edit source]

Officer
Time’s up, get the fuck outta here now.
Akasaka
  ...Thank you, Officer. We’ll be taking our leave now.

Norman
Well that guy was a bit of an asshole.
Roland
Typical bureaucratic bullshit, no different to how things run back in The City.
Norman
Good to know those problems are universal, from what you’re saying.
Akasaka
It would take at least 100 years for some problems to go away. Some things are just set in stone. You would need a miracle to get them to change their mind and fix how they go about things.
Roland
Just something you got to deal with, that’s that and this is this.
Norman
Well what now? We know they took a van but we don’t know where it went or how to find it.
Akasaka
Hey, do you hear something nearby?

Guard
-Nothing as far as I know? Everything was burnt to the ground.
???
And what of the valuable collectors items stored in the vault?
Guard
I don’t know? That’s John’s job, ask him. It’s not like those things would burn up in the vault, right? It is fireproof after all.
???
We did ask him, that's how we found out that the vault was open. All of the collector's stock was burnt. Do you have an explanation for why the vault was open?
Guard
What? How was it open? And I do outside duty, how the hell am I supposed to know?
???
Well, the vault was forced open. All the seals were melted off with a thermal lance.

And it's pretty clear that they took off with something and set fire to the place to cover their tracks.

And we have a good idea of what it was they took.
Guard
Well go find them then. You have those anti theft tracking devices, right? Why are you on my ass about this?
???
Well, the fact you didn't see any of this is pretty suspicious. We saw the CCTV footage and you failed to notice a group of people entering through a window right next to you.
Guard
Are you saying I had something to do with this?!
???
Well, the evidence points to two scenarios in regards to what happened here.

One: You are involved in this robbery and you turned a blind eye to them blatantly breaking in.

Or two: That you are incompetent and you can’t be trusted to do a job you were hired to do.

So which one is it?
Guard
I-I didn’t see them…
???
Okay, that means you’re fired.
Guard
What?!
???
You’ve failed to protect the store and allowed anarchists to break in, steal from and burn down the place. I’d say pack your stuff but it probably all got burnt down. This conversation is over.
Guard
…This fucking sucks.

Roland
Hey, they ran out holding something in the footage right?
Akasaka
Yeah, they had a duffle bag.
Norman
Which means they must have stolen something. If we got our hands on something that follows these tracking devices, we could follow their trail right to where they are.
Roland
Should we try to sneak back into the store and try to find one?
Akasaka
Maybe? We could just ask that guy if he has one or knows anyone who has one?
Norman
Hell, we could see if his superior has one too. But we really need to get this tracking device.


VOTING TIME

3: Sneak back into the store
Akasaka

RESULT: FAIL

Scientists' New Tactic[edit | edit source]

  1. Haru & It's Hip (Patrick Bateman & MC Ride)
  2. Eggman & Walter Bennet & Dog Nigga
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Patrick Bateman Eggman
Dog Nigga Patrick Bateman
MC Ride Walter Bennet
Haru Dog Nigga KO
Winner Winds of Destruction

Fat Tony's Karaoke[edit | edit source]

Tsubasa
Phew! Now that’s what I call a successful outing!
Angela
Almost three quarters of what we did today wasn’t even on the list.
Tsubasa
It’s fine! You had fun too didn’t you?
Angela
...I suppose. But was it really necessary to-
Tsubasa
Yes, that’s how prospective idols make some clout for themselves.
Angela
...I see. Never doing that again.
Tsubasa
Awww, come on! I thought you looked very cute.
Angela
If you wanted someone to look cute, you should have brought Lain instead.
Tsubasa
Huh? That smartypants? No way, she’s rude! Like, the other day, I was walking past her room, and she was beating someone up!
Angela
Are you sure that wasn’t Tiphereth? Because that sounds more like her thing.
Tsubasa
Yes, I’m sure. There was a lot of shaking, and crashing, and shouting, and a lot of slapping!
Angela
...Did you actually see what happened?
Tsubasa
No, I had only heard it all. I tried banging on the door, but nothing happened!
Angela
...Are you sure? That sounds more like Alice and Luka.
Tsubasa
I’m sure!
Angela
...Right.
Tsubasa
Now what else fun is there to do around here? …
Angela
I don’t know, maybe a museum?
Tsubasa
Oh! Look! A karaoke bar! I thought they were only around back home!
Angela
That’s new, I remember hearing about a new influx of entertainment like this after the Shiokawa incident.
Tsubasa
You should give this a try! I think you’ll like it!
Angela
I don’t know- Gyah!
Tsubasa
Let’s go!

(Majima cut out appears)

Tsubasa
Where’s the service?
Angela
Maybe they’re on break? Now let's go-
Tsubasa
These places are too popular for them to do that!
Angela
What I want to know is... Why do they have a cardboard cutout of one of the victims of that massacre that happened at The Final Rumble?
???
Aye! We’ve got fucking customers ‘ere! C’mon get it all set up! Welcome to Fat Tony’s Karaoke! The only place on earth where ya can sing without annoying ya neighbors! Are yous gonna be singing together or just one of you?
Tsubasa
Us two ple-
Angela
Before that, what’s with this cardboard cutout?
???
Oh that? Majima? He used to frequent this place regularly, sometimes multiple times a day, even. Then someone whacked him and now our profits are down 50%!
Angela
You must’ve heard how he died months ago in that massacre.
???
Eh? Mighta heard about it, mighta not. We’re not the ones who put that cardboard cutout there, capiche? It was a gift from Majima. Gave it to us a while back and I thought “ey, guess it couldn’t hurt”. He spent a buncha here anyway so a little recognition for his efforts wouldn’t hurt.
Angela
Well, that’s an interesting history lesson…
???
Eh, fuggedaboutit, You two wanted a room right? Should be all cleaned up and ready, ya hear?
Tsubasa
C’mon Angie, let’s go sing!

(karaoke room)

Tsubasa
Look at this room.
Angela
It looks tasteless but at least it's private. I'd hate to be caught dead in a place like this.
Tsubasa
I wonder what songs that Majima guy used to sing.
Angela
"This guy frequented this place regularly" who does he think he is fooling with that?
Tsubasa
What do you mean, Angie?
Angela
One of his signs mentions he only just opened up last month, this "Majima" has never set a single foot in this place.
Tsubasa
I didn’t know that! You are good at figuring these things out!
Angela
He didn't exactly do a good job of hiding it. It's in really poor taste to use a dead man's likeness to lure in customers.
Tsubasa
Maybe he allowed them to do that, Angie. But enough of this boring chit chat!

Leeeets sing to our heart's content!

And I know the perfect song to start out with, it's one of my own!
Angela
Please don't tell me it is what I think it is.

(start of Kowashitai plays)

Free-For-All Jobbers[edit | edit source]

  1. Heavy
  2. Kenshiro
  3. Burgerberg Q-taro
  4. Hitonari Tadano
  5. Papa Nier
  6. Tidus
  7. Wakka
  8. Jean Arwall
  • 8-man

Wrestler Elimination Details
Kenshiro Hitonari Tadano
Winner Kenshiro

IE-05: The End Is Nigh[edit | edit source]

Dimitri's Penance[edit | edit source]

Byleth
Have you been lax on your training? It seems like you have gotten sluggish ever since you returned.
Dimitri
I know… I should have done better. Things have changed so much around here, it’s like an entirely different place now.

Never expected someone like Manager to take the reins of this place so easily… It’s crazy...

...

So... what do you think went wrong in that match?
Byleth
That guy, the one who rarely got tagged in. He was fresh while we were recovering from fighting the others.

And he was insistent on making sure we couldn’t fight by knocking us out.

We should have tried to at least get some shots on that guy while we were fighting his companions.
Dimitri
Damn it… I should have realized earlier…

Why did I not think any of it through?

How is it that I am always ignorant when it matters the most?
Byleth
Dimitri? Are you talking about the match or what happened with that priest?
Dimitri
… I should have noticed his lies before the damage was done, before I took on that pact with him.

Instead all I thought about was trying to get revenge on Mr Bones for enslaving me and making sure Edelgard stayed dead.

Kirei said what I wanted to hear and I just gave everything up for it.

A slave to him, doing it for nothing but false promises.

Killing and maiming by his command, yet nowhere near close to finding them...

...I should have known he was using me.
Byleth
You did not know Dimitri, you couldn’t have possibly foreseen it.
Dimitri
I always suspected as much but I wanted to believe that he would uphold his side of the deal.

But then I saw His Majesty… At first, I didn’t even recognize him, but what he said made me realize that something wasn’t right.

And then it all clicked in, I was being played for a fool! But I couldn’t do anything as long as he had those damn seals!

And by the time he used them all, my usefulness to him was up and his plans with BANS were fulfilled.

Leaving us with 60 people dead, just like that.

Even with the setback of not getting the so-called “Holy Belt”, they won in the end!
Byleth
What happened to those wrestlers was not your fault, Dimitri.
Dimitri
I want to believe that it wasn’t my fault for their deaths.

But I helped their killers achieve what they wanted, that scumbag used me to delay the people looking for them.

If I had known earlier I could have interrogated him on what was happening. Maybe even find out where they were before any more harm could have befallen them.

The truth could have been out in the open if I had acted earlier, if I had known earlier!

I have to live with that on my mind!
Byleth
I know… But you are free now, you should take this as a chance to turn a new leaf. You can still make things right.
Dimitri
You’re right, I still believe we can make things right. That we can pull through after what happened, but…
Byleth
But you have lost faith in yourself?
Dimitri
...Only in what I do. Maybe the reason why I have been losing these matches is because I cannot stomach the fighting anymore.

Every fight feels hollow and without purpose.

Maybe I am losing my touch… or I have already lost it.

And now James and a couple of others have gone missing in circumstances that are all too familiar to me.

And yet again... I have no idea how I can possibly help save them.
Byleth
Then perhaps we can try to bring back that strength you have been missing. I hear that a new tournament might be starting up soon, maybe we can prepare for that.
Dimitri
Let’s see if you are right. Maybe I can get back into the swing of things

Regaining The Strength[edit | edit source]

  1. Dimitri Blaiddyd & Byleth
  2. The Heart of Marth
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Sigurd Byleth Count-Out
Winner The Heart of Marth

To Face Woody[edit | edit source]

  1. Dallas (1)
  2. Woody (2)
  • Championship| King of Degenerates Title
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Extreme Rules

Winner Woody

MI-06: The Garage Encounter[edit | edit source]

Norman
Thankfully my ARI can handle the tracking portion of the stock.
Roland
Really? How’d you do that?
Norman
I, uh, managed to get access to one of the work computers there when nobody was looking.
Roland
So that’s why you suddenly went here for no real reason, guess you didn’t say because the guys there would’ve gotten mad.
Norman
Yep, according to this, the signal went through these roads to a storage facility nearby.
Akasaka
Big enough for a van?
Norman
Yes actually! One signal leads there, apparently an expensive collectors item from the store.
Roland
Well then, let’s go find this van.

(garage with a "FREE DIMES" van)

Roland
Well there’s your van, looks like it’s abandoned. Now how did they get outta here?
Norman
Don’t worry, I can take care of that as well!
Akasaka
Looks like that gear of yours works well for this, why isn’t it used elsewhere?
Norman
Side effects really, but I’d rather not- Oh, there it is, footsteps leading to…

(a sewer entrance with bright red light)

Roland
Another hatch, huh? This time it looks different. Just how many are there?
Akasaka
Looks like an ordinary sewer grate. Guess we have to let L Corp know about this one as well, I hope this isn’t going to be a regular occurrence.
Roland
At some point they might just bring down the hammer and just raid the place if it becomes a big enough pain.
Akasaka
Speaking of, I’ve heard the budget of the investigation is gonna increase.
Roland
Yep, we’ll be able to make bigger groups with some new kit. I’ve heard from Angela that some others might join the team if this shit gets annoying enough.
Norman
I guess it’s time to call it in then, know any nearby donut shops?
Akasaka
Maybe, who’s paying?
Roland
You two go on ahead.

???
Hey, buddy, they call you Roland right?
Roland
Who’s asking?
???
A friend of mine is asking, says you are sticking your nose into their business. Now that’s a bit inconsiderate of you, isn't it buddy?
Roland
Well, tell your “friend” to give back our wrestlers and we won't have a problem now, will we?
???
Wrestlers? I have no idea what you are talking about, bud. My friend is a businessman, like me, like you!
Roland
Then I think you have me mixed up with some other guy. And I ain't your “buddy”, bud.
???
No, no, no. You are the man I was told to look out for. The rules have changed, kiddo. Nothing personal, really!


Voting Time

>No

RESULT: Doom Match

  1. Roland
  2. Takashi-san
  • No-COs

Winner Roland

Angela Had Enough[edit | edit source]

(Kowashitai playing)

Angela
Is that seriously the only song you know?
Tsubasa? Are you even listening?
My feet hurt…
I wish I was back in the lab… I just hope Gebura has everything under control back at the stadium.
Couldn’t you have chosen something slower?
I can't even read this book in peace…

(song ends)

Tsubasa
That was really fun! We should call in for an extension, right Angie?

(dialling)

Tsubasa
Hi! We’d like to exten-

(phone dropped)

Angela
No you are not.
Tsubasa
Hey! What are you doing? Gimme back the phone!
Angela
You’re not extending this torture any longer, Tsubasa. I’ve had enough of this bullshit.
Tsubasa
But I’m paying for this one! It’s on the house from me!
Angela
This isn’t about money, you brainless invalid.
Tsubasa
Hey! I’ll have you know that I do have a brain!
Angela
And yet you didn’t argue the second bit.
Tsubasa
That’s because I have no idea what that means!
Angela
You also have no idea on when to stop repeating yourself. You’ve played that exact song six times in a row now.
It’s really starting to get on my nerves.
Get some new material, that is If you even have any idea what I even mean by that.
Tsubasa
Hey! I-I do have new material, okay! It just hasn't been published yet!

(knock knock)

Tsubasa
Um… Who is that?