TCR/S3E6.3

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Sundowner (4)
  2. Dagoth Ur (4)
  • Ironman (20)

Winner Draw

Jobbing of Tables[edit | edit source]

  1. Mutou Yugi (0)
  2. Kenshiro (0)
  • Ironman (20)
  • Tables

Winner Draw

To Elizabeth Bathory[edit | edit source]

Angela
What the hell is this Tsubasa?
Tsubasa
Trust me! We are practicing a promo!
Angela
A promo? You look like you’re on the verge of tears. What happened?
Tsubasa
I am not crying! Angie, I cannot let her say those mean things about me!
Angela
Mean things? I am surprised you even have the brain capacity to notice when you are being insulted-
Tsubasa
Just come with me!
Roland
Why am I also here?
Tsubasa
Because- uh… Because!
Angela
Fine, but you better leave us alone once this is done.
-Tsubasa and Angela enter the scene while Roland awkwardly stands between them-
Angela
Did you seriously set this up yourself-
Tsubasa
Hello everyone! A certain cold-blooded “idol” has been saying horrible mean stuff about me! Me! Fortuna’s Darling! Can you believe that Angie!?
Angela
… I don’t really care-
Tsubasa
I know! It’s just rude! Calling people “nurds”! And to think that this icky little chestlet had the nerve to say she made me a superstar! I made myself into the greatest idoru through determination, friendship and being really really cute!
Angela
What the hell are you talking about?
Tsubasa
I am talking about someone who is so arrogant and dumb that she can only respond with mean insults and gestures!

I have no idea what she even talking about she is that dumb! She thinks she is so scary by showing those fingers to me, well guess what! I can do that too! But unlike this dummy, I am going to be the better idol and not do that!

Tell her how it's going to go down, Angie.
Angela
...Stop calling me that you idiot-
Tsubasa
Yeah! That's right! You are an idiot Lizzy! Because we are the best idols and soon to be the best wrestlers!
Angela
Are you done? Can I go back to reading now?
Tsubasa
And another thing!
Angela
Roland, please kill me.
Roland
And leave me to suffer with her?
Tsubasa
That song is a cover! It is not my fault that I am better at singing it than you or Kiria!

And this is for those backing dancers you brought with you, complaining about how we stole their tagline! If they didn't want their tagline stolen... They shouldn't have been so boring and dumb that nobody even remembered who it belonged to! That dumb clique can sue me but that won't change anything! Because the only clique you need to know about is the Fortuna Fighters and Rolando here! Because what you’re dealing with here is the sisterhood! It’s nonstop from this point on in TCR! We take what we want! And after we take the Afterschool Alleyway Alliance, we want the diamond record you s-sucker! ELIZABETH BATHORY! WE’RE COMING FOR YOU!

LIGGER!
-Realization kicks in-
Tsubasa
W-w-w-wait! I didn’t mean to say that! I meant to say nigg- I mean lizard! Am I gonna be in trouble?
Angela
I hope that was the rehearsal...
Roland
...The camera is on.
Tsubasa
Oh no! Turn it off!!!
-Tsubasa rushes the screen-
-sounds of shit breaking-
-Camera breaks-

Annoying Idols[edit | edit source]

  1. Angela
  2. Oribe Tsubasa
  • Singles

Winner Oribe Tsubasa

Legend of Ruina[edit | edit source]

  1. Patrick Bateman
  2. Roland
  3. Axel Stone
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination Details
Roland Axel Stone Pinfall
Winner Oribe Tsubasa

Wind Vs. Wind[edit | edit source]

  1. Jetstream Sam (1)
  2. Monsoon (2)
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Monsoon

Return Announcement[edit | edit source]

OPkuma
How many weeks has it been? Can’t these lazy bastards finish up whatever they’re doing sooner? I have more things I need those fools in that room to do! Do they really expect me to sit here wasting time when I could be getting those dumbasses to do my bidding?
Eri
Mr. Kuma! You could have fun with me!
OPkuma
I’d rather wipe my ass with a cactus than do anything with you!

As I was saying, wasting all this time has been pissing me off. So many weeks wasted that could’ve been spent getting rid of the weaker idiots in that room. Can you imagine all the progress I could’ve made in that time? When is this hiatus even supposed to end?

Hey ugly bitch, come back here for a second!
Eri
Yes, Mr. Kuma? What is it?
OPkuma
You’re a bitch!

TCR COMING BACK JULY THIRD!

Better Broken Than Al Bhed[edit | edit source]

  1. 90
  2. Wakka
  • Backstage Brawl

Winner No-Contest

Violence[edit | edit source]

  1. Travis Touchdown
  2. Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Backstage Brawl

Winner Hank

Dimeskuza[edit | edit source]

  1. Kuze Daisaku
  2. Triple H
  • KO

Winner Triple H

Fixer of Shota[edit | edit source]

  1. Luka
  2. Gebura
  • Singles

Winner Luka

>Bri'ish Wrestling[edit | edit source]

  1. Midge
  2. Kunt
  3. Harold Lott
  • Triple-Threat

Winner Kunt