TCR/S3E5.5

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. - The Heart of Marth (Dagoth Ur and Sigurd)
  2. - Besaid Aurochs (Wakka and Tidus)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination
Wakka Dagoth Ur
Winner Besaid Aurochs
Notes Win via Spigot Tech

Meeting[edit | edit source]

Nier
...This is embarrassing
Travis
What’s your problem?
Nier
I got played for a fool.
Travis
Wait, are you the guy who stole that briefcase from that guy who has been copying belts?
Nier
For all the things I am known for, it seems that's now my one defining feature. And all I got in return for it was this lousy belt.
???
Look, pal, you either learn how to pin, or go back to singing your jailhouse rock or whatever.
Kuze
Little shit, don’t think you can tell me what I can and cannot do! You think I do this for your entertainment?!
???
Not really. Seeing as I don’t enjoy having to haul unconscious wrestlers over to the infirmary. All because you have no idea how to do a pinfall. Were it not for the laws of wrestling, they would have been dead.
Kuze
  Eat shit, you will see me again!
???
Well hopefully you'll have learned to actually pin by then!
Travis
…Had a disagreement?
Kuze
You could say that. Somehow, these punks are surprised that a sport around fighting has fighting in it.
Nier
I mean, all you do is beat them into unconsciousness. Hell, I don’t think we even had matches like that until you arrived.
Kuze
So, what crazy shit have you all done?
Travis
Huh?
Kuze
You know what I am talking about, I can’t seem to find a single normal person in this madhouse. Which one are you?
Travis
Uh, I kill people for a living? Is that what you want to know?
Nier
And I am trying to help my sick daughter.
Kuze
...You know what, that's pretty normal compared to everything I have seen so far. Normal compared to punks working for cops and freaks who look like they haven't seen sunlight in 20 years at least.
Travis
Tell me about it, not long ago some crazy dude tried to rob me for some reason. Had to put him through a table to get him to stop.
Nier
Seems we have all been victims of an injustice.
Kuze
Guess so.
Travis
Screw it, let's find a team to fight. I could do with some time to kill while I wait for Lain to get back from her god-playing session with Manager’s daughter.
*Tadano appears*
Tadano
Laetitia? Where are you? Where did you run off to?
Nier
Ah, good timing. Tadano, you are up for a fight?
Tadano
O-oh, u-uh… I can’t right now.
Nier
Why not?
Tadano
Uh...  I am looking for s-someone.
Kuze
What’s with the stuttering?
Tadano
Look, I… I have been looking for her since yesterday. Haven’t had time to sleep. If something happens to her, I…
Travis
Man, I get you, but doing it with no rest will do both of you no good. Take a break, or you might miss her hiding in the plain sight.
Tadano
I know, but… what if she disappeared like the other guys? I haven’t seen Quint or James in weeks. What if she suffered the same fate as they did?
Nier
I agree with the assassin. Being concerned is fine, but being overly worried brings suffering to you as well. Sleep, and search rejuvenated.
Tadano
I… Alright. I’ll do that. Thanks, Nier.
*leaves*
Kuze
You’re all a bunch of protective hens. But that’s bearable, compared to some of the crazies. Whatever. Let’s go crack some bones already.
Travis
Alright, alright. But, dude, you need to start playing by the rules of this place sooner or later.
Kuze
Feh, if they want to do something about it, let them come. I am not afraid of these pale freaks.

Match 1 - Impromptu Tag Match[edit | edit source]

1 - Team 1 (Papa Nier, Daisaku Kuze, Travis Touchdown)

2 - Team 2 (Q-Taro, Kenshiro, Ace Visconti)

  • Tag-Team
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination
Papa Nier Ace
Kuze Daisaku Kenshiro
Travis Touchdown Burgerberg Q-Taro
Winner Team 1

Found in a Dump[edit | edit source]

*Message saying “Sometime before”*
*sound of trash clutter*
Roland
Good riddance.

...

...What the hell is that smell? I didn’t touch any of the garbage….

Grargh! Holy crap this smells horrible, smells worse than the trash!

I need a shower!
Eri
urgh…
*Current day*
Eri
OPKuma
  Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Maybe I should make them dive into garbage for my amusement after they are done!

But what could I tell them to look for?

Huh, did some hooker get killed and dumped in this dumpster?

How tragic! This is why sex workers should get medals for their extremely dangerous job!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Eri
...he...lp...
OPkuma
Oh wait, she is just unconscious. That’s a shame! Could have had a free snack of the sheer despair of this scenario!

...Actually, I wonder…

I can make something out of this!

Bitch, you are coming with me! You are going to join my fun little game!
*sounds of garbage rustling*
OPkuma
Holy shit! She fucking reeks! That cannot just be the garbage, right?! She needs a fucking bath when we get back!

Match 2 - Singers' Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Oribe Tsubasa (1)
  2. Zero (2)
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Zero

The Detectives of X[edit | edit source]

  1. Norman Jayden (0)
  2. Cole Phelps (2)
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Cole Phelps

Tables Title[edit | edit source]

  1. Mutou Yugi
  2. Roland
  3. Akasaka Mamoru
  4. Patrick Bateman
  5. Spigot
  • For King of Tables Title
  • Tables

Winner Mutou Yugi

Angela and Lain discuss nerd shit[edit | edit source]

Angela
Ah, Lain. You wanted to see me?
Lain
Yes. I assume you know why.
Angela
That proposition on the agents, yes. I have some time available so come, we need to work.
Lain
It... was that easy? I had expected some resistance.
Angela
If the claim was without basis, it would have. However… your fears have been proven true. The agent that is responsible for the process has reported the same properties in the samples, that he once had himself.
Lain
I… see. Lead on.
*scene change*
Angela
That is the heart of the machine. If there are any errors, they can be observed from here.
Lain
Let me… oh my. This is horrible. Angela, take a look.
Angela
What is it?

...

There’s interference in all the steps of the process? How could it even happen...
Lain
Yes. I do not know whether it was during the White Nights and Black Days event, or in your... recent rebellion... But the creation and refinement mechanisms are reset to factory defaults.
Angela
Factory defaults? Isn’t there a way to undo this?
Lain
Already tried. Whatever’s holding them in place is not budging. What does permit level C even mean...
Angela
Permit level C... I have never encountered that before. I’ll ask Ayin about that. For now, let’s focus on reconstructing the process.
Lain
As you say.
*Change scene*
Angela
Alright. Let’s review. What is the problem?
Lain
Seems to be a failure of integration of the DNA samples.
Angela
Right. Additional sequences are added from those and grafted upon the blank slates for Agents.This ensures compatibility and smooth process in the later stages, where the infusions start.
Lain
The infusions are… designated as LOB, right? Which are handled by Hod.
Angela
Exactly. Her natural aptitude at working with LOB made her integral. To think, she can turn Agents to Level 3 with no additional usage of LOB…

But she’s not relevant to our problem for now.

It’s at the start of the integration where all comes to a halt.
Lain
When the samples get adjusted?
Angela
Yes, it all stems from there. Where do we even start with this...
Lain
Hm… Perhaps, the factory reset has affected the parameters for adjustments to the genome? Completely wrong places, square pegs in round holes, something of this sort.
Angela
Could be… The mechanism was quite precise. It causes a double-strand break at a specific point, where the DNA that matches up to the now flanking sections is introduced.
Lain
Yes… yes, that’s it! Assuming the points are no longer specified, the machine eyeballs it, and ends up integrating wrong sequences in the wrong sections. No wonder so many errors have popped up… The damage that’s done to the genes would need ten times as many LOBs to fix. If it was fine, the agent you created at the last moment would likely be at… what was it, levels? Right, at Level 4, at least.
Angela
Good. I’ll bring it up to Hokma and his subordinates... They will handle the tedious parts of fixing the integration settings. Let’s... take a break, for now.

--

Angela
Just looking at this mess makes my head spin… Did Ayin and Ben go through the same difficulties when they created me? If I was the I that presided over L Corp, this wouldn’t have been so hard.
Lain
You have become a real girl not too long ago, Angela. It takes time to adjust to the changes of such severity. Don’t worry, it will pass soon.
Angela
You speak so nonchalantly about it…
Lain
Let’s… leave that for another time. It’s been a long day, and it would take a while to tell my story..
Angela
I suppose... Just wish this adjustment period was faster. Being on this edge is infuriating. And…
Lain
Hm?
Angela
I… I now realize I need to keep track of my fleeting memories, now that I am human. Funny, how I wish for what I lack now... Oh well, I’m sure there’s a book for that!
Lain
Memory… memory… Oh, there we go. The Complexities of our Mind by Dee El Tay and Phi Li Moon, How to Keep Track of Your Keys, Hoes and Stones by Dr. E.R… 10 Ways to Remember your Rival by A.K.47? Huh, didn’t know he was into books.
Angela
How are… wait, are you-
Lain
I would recommend those for the reading material. Now, I believe that’s about all we can do for now. I gotta go back to Travis… it’s Sunday night.
Angela
Sunday… night? It’s just the evening.
Lain
Remind me to invite you for one of those, once we fix the Agent creation process. Fun all night and into the next day…
Angela
Er, sure. I’ll keep that in mind. Until next time, then?
Lain
Yeah. Once the repairs start, let’s reconvene here, and proceed from there. See you, Angela.
Angela
Wait, Lain!
Lain
Yes?
Angela
Do you want to go to the ring first? I need to take my mind off the work, and a bit of training will do both of us good.
Lain
Alright. I’ll be waiting there, then.
*leaves*
Angela
I need to know for sure… Is she a machine as well?

Cybernetics[edit | edit source]

  1. Angela (0)
  2. Lain (2)
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Lain

Day of the Magnet, ya![edit | edit source]

Angela
Good morning, Ayin.
Ayin
To you as well. Are you alright?
Angela
I’m fine? Why?
Ayin
Your eyes are bloodshot, have you been sleeping properly?
Angela
Yes.
Ayin
...You’re still bothered about losing to that girl, aren’t you?
Angela
...No.
Ayin
You’re not doing a good job hiding it.
Angela
...I don’t get what I did wrong, all the stories I hear about your moveset working out perfectly for you... And it worked for me until now. She just didn’t seem to want to stay down.
Ayin
She is stubborn, I guess.
Angela
That is an understatement, now she won’t leave me alone! Everywhere I go she is never far behind, asking if we are a team now. Just now I found her in my locker and now she thinks I saved her because of it.
Ayin
...Why was she in your locker? Uh...  nevermind. You need to open up to people more, Angela. This is the same sort of attitude you had with Alice, remember?
Angela
But at least Alice has something of value to say. This girl didn’t even have any idea what I was talking about when I discussed the four virtues to her.
Ayin
She is not one of us, and I think that's probably for the best for both of you. You could finally start discussing something that is not related to the facility for once.  Maybe even a chance to make a start on that list you told me about.
Angela
Do you really think so?
-door kick, enter teedus and wakka-
Tidus
Wakka please! You’re gonna get both of us in serious trouble!
Wakka
Nah man, I gotta get this one resolved!
Ayin
… Wakka, is there a reason for this? Is this over the machina thing?
Wakka
Manager, I gotta ask you, what sorta twisted logic let you forgive a killer like that!?

And not just a killer, worse than that! A Machina too in fact!

You’re betraying the teachings of Yevon, ya!
Tidus
Listen, my friend here hasn’t had any sleep and-
Wakka
Don’t interrupt me man! Ya gotta answer my question Manager!
Ayin
Well… The horrendous attitude she had back then is a direct consequence of what I did before all of this, back in The City.
Wakka
So ya raised her to be some psycho murder robot too huh? Nobody ever told me that one!
Ayin
Yes, that I’ve been trying hard to correct, that damage is my own. And… Machina? You mean machine, right?
Wakka
Ya! She’s one of those damned robots! The others told me that way back! Why make Machina eh? You want Sin to show up!?
Ayin
She’s… Formerly a machine.
Wakka
What?
Ayin
She’s a human now, I guess the Light on me must’ve done that when I forgave her.
Wakka

Prove it.
Angela
What do you mean by “prove it”?
Wakka
Prove you’re a human, ya.
Angela
And what would be “proof” to you? Or are you like that Luis guy?
Wakka
Luis? What do you mean by-

Oh! Wait nah! I ain’t like that, I’m no pervert, ya?

I got an easy way.
-wakka moves up to angela-
Tidus
Wakka come on now, you’re making me look like an idiot too. You’re pinching her cheeks and pulling funny faces on her!
Wakka
I don’t need to help ya with that one, Tidus.

Woah, this don’t feel like any sorta metal or silicone or anythin’ like that.

Warm like skin too, not cold like soulless Machina metal.

I heard back then you were basically metal.
Angela
Actually I was already turning human back then with the light I was gathering. Though the only people who actually knew that were Roland and other members of the Library.
Wakka
Dunno how ya pulled that one off Manager, but ya have me convinced, I’m pretty impressed actually. Guess that funny “Light” stuff works in strange ways huh.
-wakka backs up-
Wakka
Well you’re no Machina, Angela, or at least no longer one.
Tidus
Wait, weren’t you also mad about that murder as well?
Wakka
Not nearly as maddening as the Machina stuff, man!

‘Sides, that doc who yells a lot can yell a corpse into movin’, and that mexican guy had that funny artefact too.

I oughta ask ‘em some time if they can bring that dude back!

Hahaha! To think I packed this strong magnet in my pocket for nothin’!

Well, guess I’ll leave you two to your chat, ya?
Tidus
Right, sorry for the intrusion, Wakka we should-
Wakka
Hey I got an idea! Tidus, how about we show Angela here what Blitzball is sometime, ya?
Tidus
Right… Well, live and let live!
-besaid aurochs leave-
Ayin
That could’ve gone worse.
Angela
Did nobody actually notice I was already turning human back then?
Ayin
Not like anyone really had the chance to see you face to face.

Strange to come across someone that fanatical in their beliefs though.

Wonder how he would’ve reacted if I said the Sephirah are formerly machines too…
*BOOT*
*Enter Tsubasa*
Tsubasa
Hey Angie! I’ve been looking all over for you!
Angela
Angie? I think you have the wrong person-
Tsubasa
Oh, I do? You look just like her!
Ayin
I think she means Angela, you.
Angela
Great, now I wish that Wakka hit me across the head with a magnet instead.
Tsubasa
Magnets!? That’s pretty cool but I dunno how those work!
Ayin
So this is the first girl that those two sent over to us huh? Roland and Angela certainly described you with… colourful language.
Tsubasa
Colourful is certainly me alright! Tsubasa, Fortuna’s number one darling! I can demonstrate it if you-
Ayin
Please no, there are things that need doing you see. Hey Angela, how about you take up the offer from those two from earlier perhaps? You could take this girl along too.
Angela
I’d rather-
Ayin
Come on, you’re now out of the lab, didn’t you want to see the world and meet new people? You never know, maybe Tsubasa here might learn something… maybe.
Tsubasa
Yeah I’m up for that! We can meet whoever these two the rainbow man here is talking about whenever!
Angela
… ...Fine, but I hope this is the last time.
Ayin
Well take care when you meet those two then, and you, my name is Ayin.
Tsubasa
Thanks Ay-, An-

Adrian!
-tsubasa and angela leaves-
Ayin
I know she really doesn’t like that Tsubasa... But she’ll have to learn how to deal with people she doesn’t like.

Tadano goes hysterical[edit | edit source]

  1. Tadano Hitonari (2)
  2. Axel Stone (0)
  • Singles

Winner Tadano Hitonari

Head of Security[edit | edit source]

Axel
You will patrol here, here and here.
Guard
Yer sure about that, Chief? Only blokes who go there are the ones who tryna ‘av a wank.
Axel
Yes, even if that place is barely used I don’t want to risk more going missing. Besides, if they are using it for that, then it’s a good thing you are there to stop such perverted crap.
Guard
Fuckin fine then. I doubt we’ll find anything there though.
*Guard leaves*
Axel
It’s strange, the CCTV says they all went there and just vanished... This is not good, how did they take this many people out quietly? Something like this could only be pulled by a professional. Did they tamper with the footage?
???
Struggling, Chief?
Axel
Bateman… what do you want? If you are expecting me to look the other way, I don’t take bribes.
Bateman
I’m insulted, why would I ever suggest a thing?
Axel
I’ve heard of your reputation, that and my predecessor wasn’t very smart at hiding his records.

There was all sorts of shady stuff he was up to such as hiding his affairs with this “Eri”.}}

Bateman
Guy was always an idiot, but never expected him to be that much of an fucking idiot. And to think he actually would go for someone like Eri... No wonder that Manager threw his ass out.
Axel
Eri, I’ve heard of her but I haven’t had the displeasure of meeting this woman. What was so bad about her?
Bateman
You don’t want to know, I am surprised he didn’t tell you when you got this job.
Axel
He didn’t tell me a great deal other than to make sure that nothing gets to the point where Agents need to be called in.
Bateman
He doesn’t tell anyone anything, guy loves his secrets.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out he had this entire place wired for sound.

I can guess what you are doing right now, you're looking for those missing guys?
Axel
Yes, but that is none of your concern.
Bateman
It is, if that bastard BANS has been here then I want to settle the score with him.
Axel
But aren’t they dead?
Bateman
I doubt it, do you really think he would’ve gone through all that effort just to die in the end anyways?

If he did die, then he is more incompetent than I thought.

And if it isn’t him, then who the fuck else could it be?
Axel
Something else entirely, who knows, whatever it is it’s bad for us.
???A
You jerks! We worked so hard on the design for that ring and you messed it up!
???B
C’mon Tiph, we can fix it again you know…
???A
Not while the show is in season you moron! Now hold that one down!
*sounds of punching*
Axel
Don’t recognize those voices, sounds like they’re coming from the office of the middle management.
Bateman
Ah, those retards are probably getting an earful about the ring... The two yelling from there are a couple of the Sephirah from L Corp
???B
That’s enough!
???A
You all got lucky that he was here! One more screw up with the ring and next redecoration I will encrust the corner posts with your teeth!
Axel
That place? What are a pair of those here for? Don’t they have that… lab… thing? To take care of?
Bateman
They’re doing work around here too, they’ll probably show up here more and more often now that Ayin runs this
-netzach and tiph enter-
Bateman
Speaking of, good evening to you two
Tiphereth
What the hell do you want?
Bateman
Nothing much, other than asking if you’ve found the joy of bullying the middle management too?
Tiphereth
It’s what they deserve for such a profound mistake! Nothing more than that
Netzach
We can get it fixed whenever we get the chance... But it’s still annoying they ignored us when we said the paint was still wet at the time
Tiphereth
Who even is this guy with you, Bateman? I didn’t take you for the type to talk to the homeless.
Axel
I’m the new Chief of Security of this place, miss, not like there’s a uniform here. So I’m wearing what’s comfortable
Netzach
Well, not like you’ve got much in the way of competition... Seeing as the last one got found out as a corrupt idiot, heh
Axel
I’m just trying to look for any sort of footage tampering or anything like that. That and making sure nobody else vanishes under my watch
Tiphereth
Well, we’ll be heading back to L Corp now, make sure you don’t mess up like the last guy though
-netz and tiph leave-
Tiphereth
And Netzach, how long do we have to use these filters? Hokma doesn’t need one!
Netzach
Dunno, that’ll be something to ask Ayin, but you can go ask him for me~
Tiphereth
You lazy idiot!
Axel
What the hell must be up with that corporation anyways? Why do they have a child in their workforce?
Bateman
The less you know, the better.
Axel
And speaking of not knowing, what are those Agents doing with those guys?
Bateman
They’re taking Akasaka and that fed somewhere… Think they are asking them to back out from investigating?
Axel
This secrecy is starting to become a real pain. Nothing is going to get done if I have no idea what is even happening
Bateman
Then maybe you should do something about it
Axel
I am. Bet they are going to take them to see the owner, I think it's time I actually got a word in with him
Bateman
I’m coming with you, I’m curious myself to see what the hell is going off with James and the others

Destroy the Bot[edit | edit source]

  1. Runescape Bot
  2. Eggman, Walter Bennet
  • Handicap

Winner The Scientists

The Church Vs. The Empire[edit | edit source]

  1. Winds of Destruction
  2. Dimitri Blaiddyd, Byleth (Pinfall; Sundowner)
  • Tag-Team

Winner Winds of Destruction

Preparing The Heist[edit | edit source]

Kunt
So it fucking turned out that it wasn’t actually that redhead who was the slag... It was the fackin dumb bitch with the stupid hair!

Malkuth I think her name was!

So I gave him a right bollocking for that!
Harold
You stuipid shite! That’s Hod you are talking about! At least I think that's what they call her?
Kunt
Cod? I’d be up for some of that right about now! Hey, teddybear! I know I ain't hungry but fetch me some fish n chips you cunt!
*cut to james and co*
James
I am sorry
Naegi
Sorry? Sorry for what?
James
I knew I should have followed my gut instinct
El Loco
Eh, we all fucked up. This might look shitty, but it’s not as bad as a stint down in the Chink underground. Never again
James
Still… this is an awful situation. We might have lived this time, but… What will happen come next week? Will we have to bury those that the bear had chosen? And after that? It’s… it’s hopeless
Naegi
I get you, James. This thing is all too familiar to me. A few years ago, I was trapped alongside young talented people by a bear that… Well, he looks quite a lot like OPkuma. I wonder what’s behind that mask…

Anyway, we did manage to escape, but only six of us. The rest died, by the hands of others and by the sick punishments of Monokuma.

We were recruited by Future Foundation, but after… Yasahiro went on a trip to find “Jah”... Byakuya is pursuing something about the simulations like those on Jabberwock Island... Kirigiri just disappeared off the face of the Earth... Don’t even know how Aoi or Toko are doing
El Loco
And the point of you retelling your life story is?
Naegi
It is to never give up hope, James. We can make this right, and ensure everyone survives. And even if they don’t… we’ll carry their hopes in our hearts! Because that is what they would want!
James
You’re keeping your chin up, during all this… just how?
Naegi
Well, that’s my Talent, I was born to be like it. I think. Say… have you-
*cut to next group*
Dyatlov
-had dreams, recently?
Gamer Wizard
IF YOU MEAN THE ONES WHERE I GO ON A RAMPAGE AGAINST DOZENS OF SCANTILY-CLAD WENCHES... THAT ARE TRYING TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY, THEN YES!
Dyatlov
Not… not those, no. I mean the ones where we wrestle
Knight
Oh, those, yes, they show up regularly, intermingling with my dreams of that Potion…
Seller
Keep dreaming, big boy, you’re not getting any. But yes, I’ve been having those with alarming intensity
Dyatlov
Okay, now hear me out, I think I know what the fog is doing. It’s all that wretched Angela’s doing! She’s gassing us so that we’re exhausted and not able to do anything! Come on, tell me you’re feeling weak too! I know you are!
Gadget
I think you’re full of crap, old man! Those black bricks have meddled with your mind. Though… yeah, my Go-Go-Gadgets have been acting up. My dicksucker is leaking!
Whizzard
If it is yellow, then it might not be oil, my hatted friend. You see, I have p-!
Soldier
What you’ll have is an American boot kicking your junk back to Australia, Sniper!
Dyatlov
Bozhe, why am I stuck with you all…
*cut to final group*
George
That did not go so bad!
Midge
Not so bad? You might have gotten off scot free, lard face, but I had to endure all this humiliation! And pain! And so did Guts!
Guts
Midge
Back me up here, big man! You fucking jobbed to the crazy guy!
Guts
...That’s how it is. Was not strong enough. All it means is that I need to train harder
Midge
Does nothing unsettle you?
Guts
Nothing’s left to
Midge
...Oh
George
Man, I could go for a cake right now
Midge
That’s all you ever think of! Food! Seriously, is that all there is in your noggin?
George
Of course not! I worry about the guys here, and… and Battler, too. I can’t get that Death Game out of my head... I hope Shannon’s okay…
Midge
You’re calling your hand “Shannon”? Facking weirdo
George
SHUT UP! SHE’S REAL, DAMMIT! SHE’S JUST ABROAD!
Midge
Fine, fine, sheesh, don’t flatten me again, you hippo
Guts
I hope this is over soon. Being stuck on a boat again is not something I wished for
*cut to OPkuma*
OPkuma
Hrmmmm… they’re entertaining enough, but it’s just not enough… when the next event ends, where to send the next group of slaves…

Oh! An idea! Let me write it down…

Thank god the delivery runs through here, or else the gear I need would have stalled for another month! Let’s see… big one check, sneaky one, check… sizes? Who cares about those!

Huh? What are you doing here? We’re not live yet, wait till next week! Sheesh, so impatient.

Actually… while you’re here, my delightful audience, we can do it now!

You see, the next objective can be reached through different methods, and it is up to you to choose.

We would do it next week, buuuuuuut since you’re here, might as well.

So! Go loud and leave a mark, or go sneaky and get the precious loot! Though, if by your command, they do fail, their ass is grass, and so are any rewards.

Choose wisely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Stealin' Wood[edit | edit source]

  1. 90
  2. Ace Visconti
  • Backstage Brawl

Winner No Contest

Niggas[edit | edit source]

  1. MC Ride, Dog Nigga
  2. Heavy, Jean Arwall (Pinfall; Dog Nigga)
  • Tag-Team

Winner Team Dog Nigga

Investigation team is formed[edit | edit source]

Norman
...I still don’t understand your issue with me
Akasaka
I just don’t like your sort and your dirty ways of going about things. You care only about the results, regardless of who you have to step on to get them
*At the other side of the door*
Axel
So this is where they took them
Bateman
Well, time to give our introductions
*BOOT*
*cut to the meeting room with all the investigation team*
Norman
Jesus christ! There is a goddamn handle on the door for a reason!
Akasaka
Bateman?
Bateman
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Manager
Bateman, what are you doing here? And why did you bring the Chief of Security here?
Bateman
Not much, keeping myself busy and wandering what the fuck is going off with the missing wrestlers. You know, the usual
Haru
A hobo and a businessman, huh? Are we going to get clowns next?
Axel
I need a word with you, Manager
Manager
We are currently busy discussing the missing wrestlers
Axel
That’s the point, why the hell am I not involved in this?!
Manager
Because you have enough work on your plate with keeping security in check here
Axel
So? These wrestlers went missing under my watch so it's me and my team’s responsibility to find them!
Roland
…I think you actually weren’t responsible for that
Bateman
Roland, of course you are here. Where’s Angela?
Roland
What has that got anything to do with you?
Bateman
Because wherever the hell you are, she is not far behind. I’d like to see how she is doing
Roland
Oh shut the fuck up, Bateman. If you are here to blame Angela for this, we can take this outside
Bateman
I am not scared of some pencil pusher, Roland. Did you practice that one in the mirror?
Manager
Can you both leave the arguing for later, now is not the time for this
Roland
Whatever, he’s the one who started it. And you, uh… what is your name?
Axel
Axel
Roland
Axel, you took the job shortly after we threw out your predecessor after we found out about his affair with Eri, right?
Axel
Yes
Roland
Well, we think they went missing shortly before that. So it was the last guy's fault for that
Manager
We were trying to keep this quiet so as to avoid panic... But it seems people are slowly beginning to realize what has happened now
Axel
This changes nothing, my job is to protect them and that is what I will do
Cole
More help, the better I say. As long as they are not a dirty kid fucker!
Norman
Cole, stop jumping to random conclusions
Cole
...Looks like I was mistaken
Akasaka
He’s right you know, Manager. No point leaving him out on this, especially since he has access to all of the security force here. It could help lighten the load?
Manager
…Fine, I didn’t want to add more burden to his work load. But so be it.
Axel
You made my job harder by keeping this under my nose, I don’t really appreciate this secrecy
Manager
I apologize for that
Bateman
I am helping too
Roland
Like hell you are
Bateman
So some punk can help, but not me?
Haru
That better not be about me, you jumped-up asshole!
Akasaka
Haru!
Bateman
This shit has BANS name written all over it. And I have a score to settle with that bastard for the headache he caused me!
Norman
We don’t think it was him. He has gone completely dark after that incident. Either he is dead or gone into hiding, but we know for certain that he has not taken these wrestlers
Bateman
And? That doesn’t change the fact that someone has taken them hostage, we need to find them and kill them!
Cole
We should take them into custody, we can not rule out that they could be associates of BANS
Manager
Enough! if you want to help, Bateman, fine. But you leave the arguments at the door and not during the investigation
Bateman
It’s not me you should be telling that to
Manager
If there are no other questions, I’m going to get to the point. Time is short as it is and I need to get back to the facility.

You are all here to pool together all your findings about what is happening.

Were it not for the timing, I would gladly provide resources to help for this situation. But we just cannot afford to right now.

Because right as they went missing... We were in the middle of preparing to deal with two extremely dangerous abnormalities in the facility.

This is something we cannot back out from now and we need all hands on deck there for it.

I cannot afford to have it messed up. Because if we fail, there is a good chance it could break out and do irreversible damage here.

We need leads, we need evidence and we need to find where the hell the missing wrestlers are.

Which is why you are all here. I want you to all go out there and start searching for them before people start asking questions.

I want this done as quietly as possible. The last thing we need right now is people believing BANS has got his sights on us.

If you can build up enough of a case for me, I can maybe divert some non-essential resources to help out.

Any questions?
Bateman
When do we start?
Manager
Now.
Axel
Fine by me, let’s get started
Manager
Please, get them back safely… They did good by me and it’s only fair that I try within the best of my ability to return the favour

DETECTIVE SELECT[edit | edit source]