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Interrogation on Debt[edit | edit source]

-cut to Chie in an interrogation chair-
Chie
Urgh… where am I?
???
Ah, finally awake. How are you feeling?
Chie
...What?
???
I know this is strange, but try to answer the question.
Chie
I feel like crap, happy now?
???
My… My coworker might have been a bit too rough on you. My apologies for that.
Chie
I don't care about your apologies, where the hell am I!?
???
You are in an interrogation room right now.
Chie
An interrogation room!? You're saying I'm under arrest!?
???
Well, it's because of some strange rumours that have been circling around. Especially in regards to you and your… friend? So we took you in for questioning in regards to those rumours.
Chie
And your idea of bringing me in is to jump me right after a fight!? You're not right in the damn head!
???
Calm down… tell me your name.
-cut to outside the room with Binah and Geb-
Gebura
Was it really a good idea to kidnap this kid and send a ransom note to her friend? That doesn’t exactly inspire cooperation.
Binah
I very much doubt someone with a defiant streak as big as hers would've come willingly either way. It reminds me of a certain someone.
Gebura
If only, she's been spending weeks up in The Library after that crap with Bateman. I told Ayin that it was a bad idea to allow him in.
Binah
I warned her to consider how she would be perceived even if she gained her freedom. And how she will need to know how to cope with the reality surrounding her, a lesson only she can learn herself.
Gebura
Hmph, you said so yourself that she's stubborn in her convictions, no matter if they're good or bad.
Binah
Give it time, she'll either learn the easy way or the hard way.
Gebura
For everyone's sake, I hope it's the easy way.

I've heard the stories from the others about her little "meltdowns".

And we were there when she and Ayin actually started trading blows back then.

It’s just like the crap Roland was going through and it was bad enough dealing with that.
Chie
What the hell do you want from me!?
Gebura
...Looks like Malkuth ain't getting any luck here either.
-back to the interrogation room-
Malkuth
Is your name Drake Bell?
Drake?
You need better information, that is not my name!
Malkuth
Have you ever been in debt?
Drake?
What kind of question is that?!
Malkuth
Please, answer the question.
Drake?
A friend gave me some money once to buy a soda, happy?
Malkuth
Have you been involved in television?
Drake?
… (Shit… what do I say? It's not like she is going to believe me.) ...No?
Malkuth
Are you sure? Nothing like a sitcom for children, for example.
Drake?
I said no!
Malkuth
Right, what about languages? Are you capable of talking in Spanish?
Drake?
What’s with these ridiculous questions?!
Malkuth
We’re just trying to confirm the rumors about you. And to do that, we need your cooperation.
Drake?
And what rumors are those? I've heard no rumors at all!
Malkuth
Tell me, are you familiar with a man called Josh Peck?
Drake?
Never heard of him! Now answer my question! What are these rumors?!
Malkuth
...That's all for now. I thank you for your cooperation, but we cannot allow you to go just yet.
Drake?
Hey! Answer me!
-malkuth leaves-
-back outside-
Gebura
So did you get anything?
Malkuth
She is not Drake Bell, that's for certain.

Not even a reincarnation or one of the Agents that Angela made for that matter as well.

She's just some teenager who looks similar to him.
Binah
All of that just to confirm this girl is not the reincarnation of some cadaver? Nothing on Laetitia?
Malkuth
Oh please, she is barely cooperating as it is because of what you did. You seriously think she wouldn’t just lock up if I brought that up too?
Binah
If I were left to tend to her, the canary would have been singing right now.
Malkuth
As if! I was told to come down here because nobody can trust you to not go straight into taking her on a trip down "The Well".

Well, that and Ayin also told me to try to confirm his suspicions while I'm here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to see if I can try to get Angela down from her massive pile of books again.
-Malkuth leaves-
Binah
Well-
Gebura
Let me go first.
Binah
Hmph, you still distrust me, don’t you?
Gebura
To not take it too far? Of course I don’t.

The Golden Witch?[edit | edit source]

Tesa
Next time you jump from a rope, would you kindly tell me what you’re about to do?

Are you even listening, Tsu?
Tsubasa
...Oh, sorry about that Tes, I’ve been thinking.
Tesa
Thinking? About who?
Tsubasa
It’s about Angie.
Tesa
Angie? Who’s that?
Tsubasa
She’s my tag partner.
Tesa
...You have a partner? When was that? Things have only just started to pick up around here.
Tsubasa
She’s been my tag partner since I have been here...
Tesa
Wait, are you talking about uh… The daughter of the guy who runs this place, right? Angela, I think that’s her name?
Tsubasa
Eh? She never told me that!
Tesa
Well that’s what I heard from some of the other gals here. NTRman and that weirdo in the mask apparently had some beef with her but they wouldn’t elaborate.
Tsubasa
I just thought she was like a receptionist, she does like her formal clothes after all…
Tesa
So what’s wrong with her?
Tsubasa
I don’t know, it’s like this big dark cloud just took over her mind a few weeks ago and she has just left. I just don’t know what to do, really…
Tesa
Well, do you know what might’ve caused it?
Tsu
Well, she never told me. She kept saying she doesn’t see me as a friend. That it was only a contractual obl-obli… oblivion?
Tesa
Obligation. Did they put you into a contract telling you to be in a team with this woman?
Tsu
Yeah, I still have no idea why they did that. But me and Angie are great friends...
Tesa
A shame she doesn’t see it that way, as if things need to be harder as it is without NTRman trying to set us up to fail.

Since they put in my contract telling me that I should be here too.

Next thing I know I had guys attacking Moma, so it can’t be a coincidence that they put you in a team with her.
???
Well what do we have here? An advert for a school that supports special needs? Here we have before and way before!
-enter nemu-
Tesa
Hello Nemu…
Tsubasa
Nemu! It's great to see you! What are you doing here?
Nemu
Well I'm not here to see your awful matches, that for sure.
Tsubasa
But I haven’t had a match in a while…
Tesa
So why are you here?
Nemu
Perhaps they wanted to make sure someone could keep Tsubasa in check. And seeing as I was the one who slapped her into unconsciousness that one time, figured I'd be the best one.
Tsubasa
I don’t remember you slapping me! Why would you do that?!
Nemu
...You seriously forgot? Hmph, it’s been so long that I genuinely forgot how stupid you are.  Maybe that’s why your friend left you hanging to dry.
Tsubasa
Now that’s just not fair, Nemu!
Nemu
Why not? Considering you have a great habit of just bringing the worst out in everyone.
Tsubasa
Nem-
Nemu
So what was it this time? Did you unknowingly steal her boyfriend? Figured he saw you for an easy lay?
Tesa
Okay you are taking this too far now-
Nemu
I would ask if you used any protection when you got to the hotel... But we both know your personality is protection enough. So perhaps that’s not what happened.
Tsubasa
What’s your problem with me?
Nemu
Other than the obvious? You probably wouldn’t get it even if I spelled it out for you.
Tsubasa
...
Tesa
You’ve sure kept your sunny disposition on life, Nemu. Do you ever get bored sucking all the fun out of the room?
Tsubasa
Seriously, what did I do? I never did anything to hurt you Nemu!
Nemu
Don’t like it when it ain't given to you on a silver platter huh?

Sorry but I didn’t blow the right guys to make sure I had one at hand. Even if I was paired up with the most degenerate idol managers of the business.

After all, you’d know all about that Tes, with your connections to the Yakuza.
Tesa
Hey, I didn’t expect my fans to help me out. This whole thing was supposed to be a collaboration effort.
Nemu
Good for you. Then maybe I should give myself brain damage like Tsubasa.

Hell, maybe I might meet this Angela, I’d like to see why the hell the bosses hate her so much.

Maybe it’s because she’s an idiot like you-
Tsubasa
That’s it! I won’t take this anymore!
Tesa
Don’t do it, Tsu-
Tsubasa
My friend hates me! Because I can’t understand what she has been through!

You can call me whatever you want, but I will not stand here for a second and let you badmouth Angela!

Now get to that ring so I can wash your mouth out!
Nemu
Seems this place has given this puppy some bark, but I doubt you have the bite.
Tesa
Nemu, don’t do something you’re going to regret. I’d apologize if I were you.
Nemu
Whatever, I don’t care anymore. There’s nothing that she can do to me that will top what has already happened to me. So come on you idiot, I’ve always wanted another excuse to show a pompous little princess like you what reality is!

  1. Oribe Tsubasa
  2. Manaka Nemu
  • Extreme Rules>
  • Singles>

Winner Oribe Tsubasa

L Corp Visitors Area[edit | edit source]

Yukiko
This… This is the facility?

It looks like a gigantic tree, not a facility…

Who considers this a facility?

...Well, it’s not like I have a choice, I need to save Chie!
-background keeps randomly shifting-
Yukiko
The place seems to shift between some giant tree and some kind of fancy building now. Is it some sort of technology? I don’t understand.
-enter malkuth-
Malkuth
Hello and welcome to L Corp! We’re not exactly one for visitors, unless of course you have a reason to be here.
Yukiko
Uh, yeah I have a reason!

(Is it really a good idea to say it? They probably won’t believe me otherwise!)

It’s about Chie.
Malkuth
...Who?
Yukiko
Green jacket, short hair-
Malkuth
You’re telling me that’s not Drake Bell? I knew it!
Yukiko
What!? No! It’s about that little girl, Laetitia!
Malkuth
Ah, that! Are you here to bring her back?
Yukiko
Uh, she ran away from me when I got the message, actually.
Malkuth
Yukiko
I’m serious! I would’ve brought her here but the moment I got it she sprinted off!
Malkuth
Let me see if someone can help you.
-malkuth leaves-
Yukiko
(I guess I’m probably in?) (I have a bad feeling about this though.)
???
A worm arrives and yet fails to understand a very simple message, what a shame.
Yukiko
Who are you?
Binah
I do not believe we have been well acquainted, but I’ve been keeping your friend in good company. For now.
Yukiko
Are you friends with the witch that took Chie?!
Binah
The question you should be asking is what am I going to do to your little friend. She won’t be happy when she finds out you haven't brought our property back.
Yukiko
Well she already ran away, seems she could tell which direction the wind was blowing.

And even if she didn’t run away, I would never give Laetitia to you! You’re a freak who hurts innocent people!

Now would you kindly give Chie back!
Binah
Poor choice of words. Seeing as right now, I am pondering where to start with her punishment… Maybe I’ll start with her fingernails, I remember how popular that method is within The Backstreets.
Yukiko
I know what you are trying to do, you’re trying to get in my head.
Binah
Hmph, maybe not. I do despise the methods of brutes. Maybe I could make some of my special ‘tea’ for her… maybe make it a bit more potent than usual…

Although she is a young lady, I am not sure if she could handle the toxicity of it.

It would be a shame for her to escape punishment by taking the way of cowards.
Yukiko
  Shut up…
Binah
Hm, I think I have a better solution to our little problem. How about this? I won't punish her for your failures.
Yukiko
...
Binah
Instead, I’ll punish you. Who knows, maybe she’ll become willing to divulge all her secrets then. And I do love revealing secrets.
Yukiko
I said shut up! I’ve had enough of your threats!
Binah
So you seek to try and fight against fate? Even when it will only hasten the inevitable? Hehehe… Before we get to our punishment, may I ask why you even bothered coming?
Yukiko
Because if it was me captured, Chie would be kicking down this door right now! You’re going to regret taking her if it’s the last thing I do, it will be my pleasure to make you eat your empty threats!
Binah
Oh how they run face first into danger without a care, it almost makes me envious.

But allow me to assure you that the pleasure will be all mine when this is over.

So do put on a good show for us, it will make the aftertaste all the more better.
  1. Amagi Yukiko
  2. Binah
  • Extreme Rules
  • Singles

Winner Binah

Gebura
It’s just you and me now. You better hope that she actually brought them along, otherwise...
Chie
Otherwise what?
Gebura
Well, let’s just say that my… my “coworker”... doesn’t like it when she doesn’t get results.

 

Chie
Maybe if she didn’t knock me out, I would have told her what I’d know.
Gebura
If only it was that easy.
Chie
Why did you have to take it this far? We did nothing to you! We didn’t even know that child was a… whatever you called them?
Gebura
An “Abnormality”.
Chie
That. You didn’t have to wait for me to get finished fighting and then kidnap me! You could have just told us, instead of doing this mysterious secret service crap!
Gebura
This is stuff you’re not supposed to be in the know about, why do you think she did what she did?
Chie
Because she is a miserable old witch?
Gebura
Heh, I con-concu- whatever that word is. I can see why you think that.

But this isn’t some ordinary office looking to enforce some idea of “law” kid.

Even if you didn’t exactly steal from us… Had we allowed you to keep that abnormality around, no doubt they would have gotten someone killed.

Just be glad it didn’t think to give you one of their gifts.
Chie
Gifts? What’s wrong about that? It’s just a gift.
Geburea
Trust me, it’s not something you’d wanna get.
-Geb pulls out a cig-
Gebura
You mind?
Chie
Gebura
Take that as a “no” then.
Chie
You know that stuff is not good for you, right?
Gebura
A little smoke ain’t gonna kill me, you think I got these scars from being some desk jockey?
Chie
Coulda fooled me, that kind of look and you aren’t slamming my head into the table to get an answer out of me?
Gebura
  Cus you’re just some kid who got caught in the crossfire. Wouldn’t be fair to treat you like one of my Agents or any other weak-ass punk who thinks they are some tough guy.
Chie
I know Yukiko is here, that witch is going to be really pissed when she finds out Yukiko hasn’t brought that kid along.

Because she’d never give up like that!

I’d pay to see the look on her wrinkly old face when that happens!
Gebura
I wouldn’t be so eager about that. Like I said, Binah really doesn’t like it when you defy her. If anything, she might decide to just punish her in your stead.
Chie
She wouldn’t dare!
Gebura
She would. Especially if she knows that it will bother you.
Chie
She’ll get a boot to the face if she tries! I’ll make sure of that! Let me out so I can show her what that old bitch will get instead!
Gebura
No.
Chie
Then I’ll kick your ass as well!
Gebura
Save the anger for the right people, otherwise you are going to end up hurting yourself.
Chie
Like you can stop me! Take me out of these cuffs and I’ll show you!
Gebura
I don’t need to, I know you’ve broken out of your handcuffs already.
Chie
How did you know?!
Gebura
You get an eye for these things as a fixer. I understand you want to save your friend, unsurprising considering what Binah did to you.
Chie
Get outta my way! I will not let her hurt my best friend!
Gebura
I like you, you remind me of me.

But don't let your anger control you, otherwise you’re going to leave a gap in your defense.

And a gap is all that she needs to kill you.
Chie
I don’t need your advice, I can handle myself!
Gebura
Are you sure?

How about this, I'm all that's standing between you and that door.

So try and get past me. We’ll see if that’s true.
Chie
You’re on! Prepare to face the wrath of a dragon!
Gebura
Dragon? That’s cute.

  1. Satonaka Chie
  2. Gebura
  • Extreme Rules
  • Singles

Winner Satonaka Chie

Wind Getting Stronger[edit | edit source]

Date
I lost...again?!
Rance
Gahahahahahaha! That’s embarrassing!
Sam
Self-taught and not half-bad.

Still... Your technique lacks something…Your only passion is getting off.

When you feel truly alive as you fight, that’s how you can become stronger.
Date
Huh... maybe you're right. I've never thought about it like that before...
-enter sundowner door kick-
Sundowner
Hahahaha! I knew you had it in ya Sam! Took you a bit to get into the feelin’ of this place, but I knew you’d get it eventually! At least this helps keep these blasted horndogs in check for a ‘lil bit.
Sam
Yes, just now I was trying to teach one about the pleasures of battle.
Sundowner
Only thing those fuckers know about pleasure is sex.

Those two wouldn't last a damn minute in war!

Well anyways, I’ve got a little surprise for ya!

Look who finally decided to show up!
Mistral
So this is where you’ve been since we split… Je pourrais descendre d'ici.
Sam
Took you long enough to get here. Heh, and I thought I was slow to arrive.
Mistral
Va te faire foutre. It’s hard when this place is so damn massive.
Rance
My my, who’s this hottie?
Date
Just look at those arm sockets… She could please everyone here!
Mistral
Dégoûtant, tu n'as pas de manières.
Sundowner
Hahaha! Just got here and yer already fightin’ the residents. It’s good to have the whole gang back together!
Mistral
If only he was here as well…
Sundowner
Right, we all know about yer feelings for the big man, but it’s time to let that one go.

But that’s besides the point. I think we should get to introducin’ you to a couple of the lil’ shits we gotta take care of!

You’ve been waitin’ outside long enough. Come on in!
-enter Catt and Nugstrong-
Mistral
Mon dieu! I thought you said he was dead!
Sundowner
He is! Well… Sorta. Some weird clonin’ tech they got in this place.
Mistral
Je suis déjà trempé. But why does he look like this?
Armstrong
At least I’m not an amputee who overcompensates. Don’t you have those little “toys” you should be attending to?
Mistral
...
Sam
Heh, good to see one thing about him didn’t change.
Catt
Sir, shouldn’t I be getting back to work? Catt doesn’t have time to stand by idly.
Mistral
Lécher ma chatte. Who gave you permission to speak?
Catt
Uh…
Mistral
Did I remember asking you for anything?
Catt
No?
Mistral
So why are you bothering me, little dog?
Catt
I just wanted to-
Mistral
Be quiet. This is what we have to work with, Sundowner?
Sundowner
They're good at keepin’ the merchandise in check, they’ve just never seen a real war!
Mistral
Pathetic. They are no more than tools.
Catt
But-
-SLAP-
Mistral
I said be quiet.
-BongBong enters-
BongBong
Bong!
Mistral
What’s this? Another dog who wants to bite its owner’s hand? Je vois que tu veux te battre. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to stretch. So be a good little doggy and entertain me!

  1. Mistral
  2. BongBong
  • Extreme Rules
  • Singles

Winner Mistral

Die Rabbit, You Don't Belong In This Planet[edit | edit source]

  1. Boob WitchesMiriam & Aradia
  2. Moon JewsReisen Udongein Inaba & Tewi
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Aradia Tewi pinbreak not registered
Winner Team Aradia

Return of the King of Tables[edit | edit source]

Spigot
HOLY DICK AND BALLS! THOSE WERE SOME BEATINGS IN THAT LAST ROUND, HUH? TELL ME, KUMSHIRO, HOW HARD IS YOUR PENIS NOW THAT YOU’VE GOT THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND!?
Kenshiro
It’s Kenshiro, and in reality, it’s good to prove my own power to everyone.

Maybe one day, everyone will recognize that I crawled out from the dirt.

Hold on, you’re on our team, why are you even giving commentary!?
Spigot
I CAN HANDLE TWO PENISES LIKE A CHEAP ASIAN HOOKER JUST FINE!

PLUS IT GIVES YOU THAT SWEET, JUICY, SWOLLEN…

INSIDER INFORMATION!!!
Byleth
I don’t think it’d be good to let our opponents know of how we work.
Spigot
REMEMBER, COCKFIDENCE IS KEY!!
Kenshiro
You’re someone who speaks like a madman, but you fight well enough. I suppose I should consider myself blessed to have a member of the strongest team around, within my team this time.
-pans over to just spigot and luka-
Spigot
NOW I’M NOT A FAN OF LITTLE BOY PENIS, I’M NO MULTI-MILLIONAIRE! BUT WE HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE LITTLE LAD HERE, AND IT’S NOT FOR A BIRTHDAY!
Luka
Uhh… Oh right. Sorry, you threw me off there.

Yeah, King of Tables is certainly back! Just had to take a break from it so that some other guys could get time in the spotlight.

Certainly didn’t end up in a dumb accident haha…
Spigot
TRULY REMARKABLE! WE EVEN HAVE MORE OF A BUDGET NOW! BRING ON THE TABLES!
???
Did I hear that right!? Tables!?

The King of Tables is back!?

YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

THAT BELT BELONGS TO ME!
Luka
Oh no! Alread-
-yugi runs into luka-
-camera test screen thing as though feed got cut-

  1. Mutou Yugi (0)
  2. Luka (4)
  • Championship| King of Tables
  • Ironman 20'
  • Tables

Winner Mistral

Bateman's Verval Retrivution[edit | edit source]

Hokma
What’s the status of the patient?
Dallas
Which one? The broad or Bateman?
Hokma
The lady is Binah’s business, Bateman is mine.
Dallas
Fine, considering the state he was in when he got here. He’s in a talking state if that’s what you are asking?
Hokma
Good.
Dallas
Say what the fuck happened? I don’t appreciate being called up in the middle of… my accounting.
Hokma
He had an accident.
Dallas
Looked more like a beating than an accident.
Hokma
It is best if you do not ask any questions. It looks better on your reports that way.
Dallas
...Right... Well he’s all yours.
Hokma
Thank you.
-black screen-
Bateman
Hokma
Are you awake? Or just pretending you aren’t to try and ward away visitors?
-eye opening thing-
Bateman
What the hell do you want? Thinking of trying to get me while I’m asleep?
Hokma
I’m not one for such activities, unlike Roland. Unless of course you want me to tell him to visit you.
Bateman
Whatever, gonna give me some grilling about what I did?
Hokma
Yes and no. I thought you were going to bury your hatchets while we dealt with the investigation?
Bateman
Can’t stand people who sit around smug like they’ve done nothing wrong.
Hokma
Why, because it reminds you of yourself? Do you dislike the competition?
Bateman
Very funny, old man. Why are you even here? Figured that Manager would show up, not his lackey.
Hokma
You realise you’re talking to the man now currently leading the investigation?
Bateman
You? Seriously?
Hokma
Yes, me. Sir Ayin has to try and fix the mess you caused before it gets out of hand. So as of now, I will be taking over his duties in regards to this investigation.
Bateman
Huh. Figured Angela would have taken over, seeing as she loves to call the shots.
Hokma
...You do also understand that, in essence, Angela’s past behaviour was a direct result of Sir Ayin’s actions?
Bateman
Tell me something I don’t know. I had the USB she deliberately planted, remember?
Hokma
Then you’d understand very well what happened to not only my compatriots, but to me as well.

I also had to endure thousands of loops of being killed over and over. All for a cause that we all believed in, with the exception of Garion of course.

Such were the actions that guided us towards the Seed of Light.
Bateman
Sure, I thought he was a piece of shit at the time for what he did.

But in the end, she planted that there, her intention was to make me feel sorry for her.

I’ve known her sort for years, vapid and only interested in themselves. I just refuse to fall for it.
Hokma
Again, was it not you that stated he would set aside differences for the sake of those missing? Or was that to try and get in good graces? Which, with your recent actions, you have completely ruined.
Bateman
Don’t try and assume me, you’ll end up just wasting your time. If Roland wants to make a big deal out of it, that’s his problem.
Hokma
I am just merely stating the facts.

Which is that you have grinded this entire investigation to a halt.

Be glad I am the one stating this.

For the other Sephirah don’t hold nearly as much patience as I do. And even with his patience, Sir Ayin is aware and getting tired of this issue.

Besides, we have come across something somewhat disturbing.
Bateman
What? You can’t get it up anymore?
Hokma
I’m sure you know all about that Bateman. It would explain why you frequently see ladies of the night.
Bateman
...What is it?
Hokma
The Library’s Will remains active still, Invitations are still being given to people.
Bateman
And why am I supposed to care?
Hokma
Those who are brought in by the Invitation end up in a state of limbo, turned into a book until freed. ...By Angela. Who isn’t exactly in a good state of mind to consider forgiving you at this point.
Bateman
Is that a threat, old man?
Hokma
Not a threat, merely a warning. Pray that your actions don’t draw the will of the Library’s attention to you, for not even we can control it.
Bateman
Is that all?
Hokma
Until you come back to the team, yes. That is, unless they decide to remove you, but that’s up to them and them alone, me and Sir Ayin won’t have a say in it.
Bateman
After all I’ve done for them?

Might I remind you that Angela shirked her obligations to play pretend with her dumb cunt “friends”.

We had a book to find and there she was in some shitty restaurant.

If anyone shouldn’t be allowed into this, it’s her. She never goes out investigating herself.
Hokma
And may I remind you who proceeded to spend most of the time verbally crucifying her during the search for that book?

And who was the one who left to challenge a belt holder using an old loophole? Leaving the other to do the rest of the job by themself?

You’re not a paragon of morality, Bateman. None of us are.
Bateman
...And yet I still got the belt. Do send my regards to her about that the next time you see her.
Hokma
Not for long if Roland follows through with his threats.

But believe what you will, just remember that although you might be popular with the crowd.

That belt will have no relevance to your part in the investigation, it doesn’t make you a better investigator.

You still follow our orders if they choose to keep you in.

So consider this a friendly reminder.

When you get back, whether you’re still in the team or not, you leave your issues at the door.

Do you understand?
Bateman
Suuuuure. I live but to serve you my liege. Now get the fuck outta here.
Hokma
I know your kind Bateman, I helped orchestrate the downfall of a corporation full of them.

You should do your best to remember that for next time.

Have a good day.
-hokma leaves-
Bateman
Smug dick… I need a cigar.

KO Tournament Semifinals I[edit | edit source]

  1. Tam Big Dog - Big Dog, Agent Dimitri, Luka
  2. Team Kenshiro - Kenshiro, Byleth, Spigot
  • Extreme Rules
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team
  • KO-only
  • No-CO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Big Dog Byleth
Spigot Big Dog
Kenshiro Luka
Agent Dimitri Kenshiro
Spigot
Winner Team Big Dog

Bar Night[edit | edit source]

Soma
Thanks for taking us out here, Axel.
Norman
I think we all needed a trip like this.
Axel
Yeah, this Bar happens to be a favorite of mine. I’ve spent more here than I care to admit.
Ringabel
You’ll be paying I presume?
Axel
...
Soma
...We can pay for our own drinks, Ringabel.
Ringabel
Fine, I accept that outcome.
Haru
How long are we supposed to stand outside talking? I wanna see what's inside.
Cole
I would like to go inside as well.
Ringabel
I have high expectations for this estate.
-Cuts to inside the bar-
Haru
Fancy place. I like the look of things.
Norman
Let’s hope the drinks here are the same quality.
Axel
Oh, they’re good. Order whatever you want, all the drinks here taste great.
Soma
What’re you planning to order, Ringabel?
Ringabel
Don’t know yet, of course.
Cole
This one seems interesting…
Haru
I’ve got my choice ready.
Axel
Well let’s put in our order then.
-Cuts to Cawdys talking-
???
So what'd they do exactly to warrant beating the shit outta ‘em?
???2
Hell if I know, I don’t ask questions. We have debts to pay for these two helping us out.
???
Exactly, of all the things they could ask us to do, this is what they want us to do? Those two are powerful, shouldn’t they have some killer do this?
???2
What’s with all the damn questions? We were told to send a message, so we sendin’ a message!
???
And that message is?
???2
A reminder of what happens when you don’t keep your nose out of their goddamn business! And after that, we can do whatever the hell we want!
???
...Right… Well uh… When are we doing this?
???2
When the time’s right.
???
Sure we can do this?
???2
You better not be pussying out. If we don’t do this we're in for a world of shit if they find out!
-Cuts back to Investigation-
Soma
Has anything come out of that woman you guys were ordered to get?
Cole
Some things... Nothing from the mouth at least. She demands a lawyer, refuses to speak until then.
Haru
If she even gets one, it’d be one of the L Corp jockeys. Stupid whore…
Soma
Hey, Ringabel, why don’t you try your charms on her? Could do some good, for once.
Ringabel
I’d prefer not going near someone that feral.
Norman
Speaking of “feral”, the hell happened yesterday? You asked us to leave that fight to you guys?
Ringabel
You know what they say. “Three’s a crowd.”. Roland almost killed Bateman and if we didn’t stop him, he would have.
Soma
If it was only us two, it looks like we just happened to be around to break up a dispute. A crowd attracts more attention than just a pair of people. Don’t want anyone asking uncomfortable questions.
Ringabel
That is why we told you to arrange some matches too, keep everything under wraps.
Cole
Plausible deniability, very clever.
Axel
What a goddamn mess that all was. Why the hell wasn’t Manager even there?
Cole
We all know the answer.
Haru
I guess, can't say I really understand Bateman's problem.
Norman
He's fishing to get an excuse to deal with Angela permanently.
Ringabel
And why does he want to get rid of her?
Norman
Now, it’s just speculation, but I think Bateman wants to get in Manager’s good graces. For his own benefit, most likely.

To him, Angela gets in the way of that. Manager is focused on trying to mend bridges with her in an attempt to reconcile over what happened before.

He couldn’t care less about Bateman.
Ringabel
So you assume this is merely “removing the competition” to him?
Cole
Presumably, he is trying to make her react aggressively, so that he can be justified in retaliation.
Soma
Even if that means death by an Angry Roland?
Norman
To him, that’s vindication. That everyone’s just wearing masks and eager to spill blood.
Axel
Whatever the hell he wants, he better cram it. I don’t want to make sure he is leashed instead of focusing on saving the missing people.
-Cuts to black-
???2
Since you're a pussy, lemme do the talking. You keep quiet.
???
Got it.
-They approach kuze at his table-
Kuze
Sorry, these seats are occupied. Find another table.
???2
You. You’re Kuze, right?
Kuze
Who’s asking?
???1
Answer the question. You Kuze?
Kuze
Might be, why?
???2
You pissed off the wrong man-
Kuze
Hold on. Before you start weeping your heart out, tell me. The hell are you holding?
???1
Are you blind, chink? It’s a dagger!
Kuze
A Dagger, huh? Did you get that outta your kitchen?

What're you gonna do? Make me a nice steak dinner?

Helping your Mommy cook tonight? That's what they’re arming their boys these days? I’m embarrassed.
???2
Laugh it up now, I'll wipe that grin off your fuckin' face! NTRman told us to beat the shit out of you.
Kuze
Did he now? Well, that’s good to know.
-Cuts back to Investigation-
Axel
Wait a minute… Is that…
Soma
Who? Guy talking with the white suits?
Axel
Seems familiar…
Haru
Shit, it’s the guy from the tapes!
Norman
And it looks like he clearly angered those bears to send someone out.
-Cuts back to Kuze-
Kuze
Now listen up. I don’t give a fuck about who you are, or about your sob story.

But if you see him again, pass this message along to him.

“Fuck NTRman and fuck his friend in the mask.”

“Fuck that little twink who runs his karaoke bar and fuck you and your walking dildo.”

What do you think of that, huh? Good enough?
???2
Sure.
Kuze
I’m glad. Now, you don’t mind if we fight, do you?
???2
What, think you can beat both of us alone?
Kuze
It’s more about pride, y'know. Shows I tried. But, lemme warn you, I’m nothing like anyone you've messed with before. And… did you dumbasses forget what I said about the seats?
-Nier enter-
Nier
Friends of yours, Kuze?
???
You better keep your nose out of this if you know what’s good for you!
Nier
I don’t remember talking to you.
???
Shit…
Kuze
Well, looks like the odds have evened out. You can back out now, I promise I won’t take offense.
Axel
HEY!
Kuze
...?
???
Axel
What the hell’s going on here?
Kuze
Who the fuck’re you?
??? 2
Get outta here, dumbass. You’re not involved.
???
Yeah, mind your own business.
Soma
Hey! Everyone back away! Don't start a fight here!
Kuze
We didn't even start this shit.
Nier
Those two came after my buddy! You think I'd let it happen?
Axel
I don't care which of you started this. Every time a problem occurs you're always around.
Kuze
Me? I've got no clue who you even are. Stay outta this shit.
Axel
First time I heard about you was with your gang fight against another Yakuza. Then a while later CCTV footage showed your skirmish at that Karaoke place!
Cole
Yeah, we saw the fight break out on the tapes.
Nier
You've done all that, Kuze? Man, you get around.
Axel
And now I witness you causing further trouble! Right here and now!
Kuze
I didn’t even start this shitty bar fight. Those two suited dipshits came up to me! Don’t lump me with them!
Haru
Haven’t you disrupted this place enough already?  
Norman
Just stay calm and back away from each other!
Nier
If you guys wanna fight, we're ready!
Soma
That shouldn't be necessary.
Axel
Sorry, Soma... But at this point it does seem necessary.
Ringabel
A classical bar fight? Sounds like fun.
Kuze
You trying to put me back in the slammer, Ōkami? No fucking thanks.
Axel
Oh don't worry on that front! I'll hand-deliver you into your cell!
??? 2
They’re distracted.
???
Should we just whack ‘em both?
??? 2
Eh… might as well.
Ringabel
Axel, watch out!
-Glass bottle smash sound effect-

  1. Kuze Daisaku & Papa Nier
  2. Axel Stone & Haru
  3. The EliminatorsGreenlight & Greenlight
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat
  • Tornado-Tag
  • Elimination
  • KO-only
  • No-CO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Axel Stone Greenlight
Kuze Daisaku Greenlight
Papa Nier Haru
Kuze Daisaku Axel Stone
Winner Team Big Dog

Moma Returns Again[edit | edit source]

Moma
Urghhh... not again...
Dallas
Ah, sleeping fuckhead over here is waking up. Hey! You! GET THE FUCK UP!
Moma
Grargh my arm... shut up.
Dallas
GET YOUR ASS UP!
Moma
Didn't you say the same thing to me last time?
Dallas
And I'll keep saying it every time you're in here!
Moma
How long have I been out for?
Dallas
About 6 minutes since I told you the bill.
Moma
...
Dallas
How many times are you gonna fuck yourself up? You broke your arm this time! At this rate you'll need your own fucking bed, what do you want me to name it, "Simp's Lodge"?
Moma
Fuck off.
Dallas
Whatever you say, I'll put the sign on the bed when you turn up here next week, dipshit.
Moma
...
-Moma goes off screen, sound of him walking away-
-Screen fades black-
Tidus
You alright there?
Moma
Yeah, that doctor did great work yet again, it’s like magic almost. Guess that happens when you’re in there constantly...
Heavy
He take good care of patient! Like me!
Moma
You look fine though? I had a broken arm! What the hell did you-
Heavy
HEAVY IS DEAD!
Moma
You? Dead? You’re talking to me right now!
Tidus
He had this really nasty fall months ago when a bunch of people were looking to loot stuff from that lab. Hasn’t been the same since. That Sigurd, man, he’s absolutely crazy!
Moma
I dunno how you can get away with breaking a guy’s arm in the middle of the ring, you know?
Heavy
Federation known for violence! If ref can be beaten, so can you! Not a fed for tiny baby men!
Moma
Gah, and I wanted to get a rematch against that asshole Kuze!
Tidus
We’re not the only team to suffer that hard, one team got completely wiped out by one guy!
Moma
You’re serious, right?
Tidus
Yeah! It’s weird, a system designed to make it so that teams have little risk of bias end up with a ton of washouts.

Even Wakka’s team is out… I guess we’ll look for something else to do in the meantime.

Anyways, it was pretty fun! Never had a format like this one before, maybe we can do this some other time!
Moma
I guess so…
-tidus leaves-
Heavy
Heavy will see good doctor now, make me not wither from being dead!
-heavy leaves-
Moma
Kuze… Damn you! I’ll find you even in the street if I have to! I’m gonna prove myself, you watch!

KO Tournament Semifinals II[edit | edit source]

  1. Team Big Show — Big Show, Agent Battler, Dimitri Blaiddyd
  2. Team MC Ride ― MC Ride, Sigurd, Eggman
  • Extreme Rules
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team
  • KO-only
  • No-CO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Agent Battler MC Ride
Sigurd
Eggman
Winner Team Big Show

King Degenerate Championship - Egg Over Paradise[edit | edit source]

  1. Eggman
  2. Champion Sundowner
  • Singles

Winner Sundowner

Samples[edit | edit source]

Lain
...No luck? Dammit. She’s really keen on shutting everyone off.

No, it’s… It’s fine, Alice. Wakka and Tidus were a long shot, but necessary.

We need to gather again. Think of a new plan. Can you make the arrangements?

Good. See you soon.
-call finished sound-
Lain
Haah… Angela, why can’t you see that people want to help you…

Whatever. I must finish this first.

Kirei, how does it look?
A!Kirei
Rejoice, young girl. The sequencing was adjusted, and it took nary a second to complete. LOB flows steadily, as well.
Lain
Alright.  Fortitude at 3, Justice and Temperance at 2, and let’s leave Prudence at 1. Guess we can start the final phase. Kirigiri, care to do the honors?
A!Kirigiri
Of course. Initializing the convergence sequence.
Lain
Well, that will take a while. Take five, everyone.
-scene change-
Lain
So, you’ve only recently found out you were… well, an Agent?
Kirigiri
Yes. It was like a veil lifted off me, things I previously glossed over stood unconcealed. Not the first time, according to the memories. One set of them, that is.
Lain
I’m sorry?
Kirigiri
For some reason, I can remember both Hope’s Peak Academy, and an entirely different place, in Germany… And living on the Moon, too.

Then two memories combined into one, and… Well, I had no idea of my counterpart’s fate, until I watched the tapes.

First the body, then the souls… I can only pray for them.
Kirei
If you two are quite finished, I wish to go over the list of the prepared samples. What was in the list provided by Richtofen?
Kirigiri
Right, right, sorry. Our current test subject is Kazuma Kiryu… One of Death Game victims, really?
Lain
Might as well go through them, no?
Kirigiri
Alright, moving on. Vergil, Hawk… who is Hawk?
Kirei
Good question.
Kirigiri
Extra and… Red? Wait, I know these two, they were in Hope’s Peak. Why the codenames, though…
Lain
They’re a good pair in a ring. Should fit in like two peas in a pod.
Kirei
Hmf. More likely to go insane when one or the other dies. To watch that despair… How delightful.
Kirigiri
You and Travis… Hope this will not be a trend… Hey, there’s nothing here, on the last sample. No date, no name. Or whatever “DKT” is supposed to mean.
Kirei
That blood exudes otherworldly energy. Where did that fool go to find it?
Lain
When we first met, you said he was training. Is he still at it?
Kirigiri
Yep. As he said himself, “Not shtopping till I rize to ze gigachad level.” I just hope he didn’t go to the Otherside.
Lain
Otherside?
Kirei
Not important right now. Something’s wrong, I can feel it.
-warning sounds-
Kirigiri
Multiple failures? How the hell did that happen?
Lain
No… No, no, NO! Kirei, secure the samples, Kirigiri, with me!
-change-
Lain
Please work, please work…
Kirigiri
What exactly are you doing?
Lain
Connecting to the Wired to trace where all these errors come from, now keep track of the-
???
ERROR: CONVERGENCE FAILURE. SHUTTING DOWN.
Lain
Shit! Everything was fine, why did it decide to fuck up at the last moment?! Curse this outdated machinery…
Kirei
Rejoice, you two. All the samples are secure. Except, of course, for the unfortunate Dragon.
Lain
...No dragons, then. Damn it. I just don’t understand, everything WAS fine… There were no errors...
Kirigiri
Until the convergence started. Or, was well underway. Maybe something is wrong in the chamber itself? We can check it out.
Lain
No, no… No need. I’ll do it myself, later. Thanks for the help, you two, you can return to your duties.
Kirigiri
Don’t tell me you’re going there alone. Don’t be stupid.
Lain
I won’t, I’ll… I’ll find someone. Go on ahead, I know the fee for help. I’ll be there shortly.
Kirigiri
This one’s on the house. Not like we did much good here… Good luck, Lain.
-Kiri leaves-
Kirei
Hmhmhmhm… It is the pride that comes before the fall, you know. Nevertheless, you have made considerable effort, so you’re not on ice yet. Deal with this quickly, and all will be fine for you. Goodbye, child of man.
-Kirei leaves-
Lain
... This requires Angela’s presence. Damn that stubborn attitude of hers…
-phone jingle-
Lain
Oh, Travis, hi. What’s up?
Travis
LAIN, PLEASE, TAKE IT OFF, I’M GOING INSANE WITH IT
Lain
...Wait, is the Locktober over?

SHIT, IT IS! Something isn’t right with the time. I could have sworn it was just the beginning of it not too long ago.

A-ah, hold on, Travis! I’m coming!