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Wooden Doors[edit | edit source]

-Before team 1’s arrival-

Midge
Oi! I found something
Kunt
What is it, ya little twat?
Midge
I’ve found a hole! It was made for me!
Harold
You sure you ‘aven’t fallen between some crack lad?
Kunt
Don’t fackin say that, I ‘avent pulled some crack in ages!
El Loco
Holy fucking shit! Guys! The little faggot’s right! Get over here!
-cut to a hole in the wall-
James
A tunnel that leads to… the outside.
Naegi
That’s great! I knew hope would prevail!
George
I…I hope I can fit through that.
Guts
He’s right, there’s only one guy who could fit through there.
El Loco
Unless we just dig until it's bigger.
Knight
Maybe it’s time for us to find some adventurers' equipment.
-fog starts to pool in-
Wizard
GENTLEMEN, WHO HERE IS BLOWING FOG INTO THE ROOM
???
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein, Und das heißt! Erika!
James
They’re doing it again!
Quint
BROS! THE DOORS ARE WOODEN! EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!
???
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein, Wird umschwärmt. Erika!
El Loco
Shit! Do they know!?
Dyatlov
I warned you all! But did you listen to me? Nooooo! Had you all just listened to me none of this would have happened!
Whizzard
We must break open the door!
-outside the door with GnOPkuma while banging on the door sounds of multiple people drop in the room-
Naegi
The door handle is gone again!
James
No!
Jon
Oh you fucking idiots!
Potion Seller
Well, it was nice knowing you all. Whoever you were.
George
I will not die here!
James
We are not going to die.
GnOPkuma
Man, I miss World War 2, those were the good old days! So much despair to harvest during those times!
-the banging starts to fade and everyone passes out-
GnOPkuma
Oh looks like they all finally had their showers, the smelly fucks!

Right, let’s get these dipshits moving!

That fucking idiot with his plan to kidnap some broad, what the hell was he thinking doing that?

A Hero To Strike Down The Villainous Library![edit | edit source]

Angela

This is the book… for what it is worth.

Had I known Bateman was going to be the one I had to deal with, I would have never mentioned it in the first place.

All of this… this Library, the Facility, my freedom... yet I still feel like a prisoner.

Maybe I really am cursed to just suffer for all eternity…

No, I need to keep myself occupied.

Perhaps seeing if there is someone I can release will make me feel better.

Let's see...
-Angela looks for books-
Angela
"Book of Sion"? Who is that even?
-background rumbles-
Angela
Uh, what was that?
-cuts to a new scene-
-silhouettes of argalia and irene-
-argalia is ???1 and irene ???2 in video-
Argalia
You seem quite lost young miss~ Is there something troubling you? I can tell there's an issue.
Irene
O-oh, no. I was just deep in thought. What's with the funny people behind you?
Argalia
Relax, we just like to make ourselves recognizable and fashionable, you see. Besides, have you heard of The Library?
Irene
I've heard that rumour, it's something to do with The City isn't it?

Everything about that place is at Orichalcum-grade if I remember right, the whole place is a mystery.

Nobody even knows if it's real!
Argalia
Would you believe me that the rumours about it are true?

It's a place filled with many vile people who have truly lost their way.

The gangs of Valhalla barely compare to the monstrous acts even residents of that place do on the regular.
Irene
So it is true, that place really is full of villains!
Argalia
Well The Library is also real too, it's a terror in that place in fact, could you imagine that?
Irene
A... place so villainous even villains fear it!?
Argalia
That's right~ I've heard that a friend of yours is missing.
Irene
H-how'd you know that?
Argalia
Well, your company has been making a name for itself recently and suddenly a member goes missing?
Irene
We do have issues with certain gangs wanting us gone...
Argalia
What if I told you it was The Library that took him?
Irene
What!?
Argalia
That's right, I have an invite to the place right here. Look, it even has his name on it.
Irene
No...
Argalia
And look, you can also go there to try and get him back.

All you have to do is sign it.

Just remember to be polite to the Pale Librarian, there's rules to the place~
Irene
I...

We want him back, it's been so long since he vanished.

I'll do it! I'll get him back from those villains!
Argalia
How charming~ Folks from this place have more of a heart than those in The City~

Angela
An invitation? But-
-fingersnap, enter irene-
Irene
You there! Who are you!

...

What's that book in your-

Sion!?

That man was right! You are a villain!

Give me back my friend!
Angela
Friend? I was just going to- Wait, this is an invitation, can we go about this as it should?
Irene
There's a process? Oh right... The man told me there's one.
Angela
(Oh no, what do I do?)

(I can't just send her to a Patron Librarian, they'll book her!)

(I... What do I do?)

(I guess I have to do this myself.)
Irene
Hello? Is there something you're going to say?
Angela
Well, I am Angela, I am the director of my namesake, welcome to The Library, you are?
Irene
Irene, Hero and Troubleshooter of Valhalla!
Angela
Tell me, I couldn't get a good view of the man you talked to, who is he? I think I know him.
Irene
He was in a blue cloak with white hair.
Angela
You know he's from The City too? He probably lured Sion here too.
Irene
W-what!?
Angela
He might've done this to try and deliberately get you all killed. The Library is known in The City for never losing a fight.
Irene
No! That... that villain! I'm stuck here, right?
Angela
Yes.
Irene
Then I'll fight anyone! No matter who tough you'll have to turn me to dust if you wanna stop me!
Angela
Please, calm down.

I'll be generous to you, this process normally leads to me sending you to face the Librarians.

At any rate, considering their equipment, you would almost certainly die and become a book yourself.
Irene
I don't care! I want Sion back!
Angela
I'll let you face me, outside here but inside the ring, that way you won't face death.
Irene
The leader of this place herself is going to face me! Even if you are a villain, I am at least honoured you have the courage to face me personally!
Angela
(I hope by then she'll calm down enough, or someone shows up to calm her down.)
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Irene
No wonder you're from that place... I can barely stand up now. You people from The City truly are the monsters everyone says you are.
Angela
Don’t you think if I had wanted you dead, you already would be dead?

I don’t know how you got an invitation or how you managed to find this place.

But you should give up. Now.
Irene
I am not going anywhere, villain! Not until I get Sion back!
Angela
Had you listened to me at all instead of charging in like an idiot, I would have let your friend out.
Irene
Don’t lie to me, you villain! He's a book! I saw it!
-enter hokma and gebura-
Hokma
How did you get here? Angela, why are you dealing with a sudden guest by yourself?
Gebura
Should've sent them to me, she looked like an easy one if you didn’t have a hard time dealing with her.
Angela
That's because I don't want her killed.

She got tricked to go here by Argalia, same goes with her friend who we must've booked a while ago.

I might be many things but I will not kill someone because of him.
Gebura
That guy? What a pain. Where are you from anyways, I don't recognise you or that technique of yours.
Irene
Irene Lion from Valhalla.
Gebura
Valhalla? Isn't that-
Hokma
A supposed myth to regular City folks, yes. I remember some of the general guests we had also came from that place. How Argalia got there I have no idea, considering not just The Outskirts, but also the tight border security.
Angela
Irene, it's rare to see someone so willing to stand up for a friend of theirs… I envy you...
Irene
Eh? What do you mean-
Angela
Dispose of her.
Irene
Wh- I knew it! You may take my life, you villain! But another hero will come and-!
-BONK-
Gebura
Urgh, always annoying when they start mouthing off. Why do you want her dead?
Angela
...I said take her to the infirmary.
Gebura
Oh? Guess I must’ve misheard. Say, are you alright? You don’t sound like yourself today.
Angela
I’m fine. I’ll unbook the guest once I have caught my breath.
Hokma
The process is actually quite simple like that, we've done it before already.
Angela
Don’t question me, just do it.
Hokma
Something happened between you and Bateman, am I correct to assume?
Angela
-Angela leaves-
Gebura
Nice going, old man.
Hokma
Well that silence explains it all, she’s had a fight with Bateman. Ayin’s not going to be happy about this.
Gebura
Ayin? Think about how pissed Roland is going to be if he hears about it.

And this thing with Argalia somehow escaping The City to get more invites?

That guy must be up to something, I thought he would’ve stopped after we left.

Hokma| We're far away from The City, I'm surprised this young lady found her way here.

But if this invitation was recent then whatever he is planning, it's nothing good.}}

Prison Business[edit | edit source]

-Prison phonebooth-
Tadano
Honey, it’s me. I know how you and phones don’t get along so I made sure to set up voicemail.
Tadano
Just remember to not let anyone in the place. If you need to run, remember where we said we would hide if they start chasing us. I won’t stop until Laetitia is found, don’t worry about me. I will not abandon our family…
-voicemail finished-
-Back to prison phonebooth-
Tadano
I promise…
-hangs up-
-Cut to Tadano in his cell-
??? 1
Hey! Do you mind!?
??? 2
Come ooooon! They gave consent! There was nothing wrong with what I did!
Jail Guard
Last I heard, restaurant furniture cannot consent.
??? 2
Like you’d know how a chair would feel!
Jail Guard
Oh shut ya fookin gob you bloody knobheads!
??? 2
I’ll have you know that I have a va-
??? 1
Go to hell you goddamn pig! Bet you have a really small dick!
Jail Guard
Get in that fucking cell! Just hope for your sake the blokes aren’t feeling a bit randy today!
-Show the cell holding Tadano, Sumire and Remedy-
Sumire
Like I am bothered by that! I could easily give them all character development before the day is up!
Remedy
Yeah! It’s a gift to us!
Sumire
Wait, shit! We are supposed to be guys!
Tadano
Sumire
What’re you looking at? Like what you see you pervert?
Tadano
...Why are you trying to pretend to be a man?
Remedy
Guy’s got a point, why are we trying to act like guys?
Sumire
So we can get in the men’s prison and rape them all! If we’re going to prison we might as well get some work in!
Remedy
But after we rape them, who are we going to rape next? You know me, I like my variety!
Sumire
...Shit, you might actually have a point. What was I thinking?
Tadano
You know what. I shouldn’t have even bothered asking.
Remedy
Well, Sumi, we need to get out of here. I might be a great healer but that won’t cover bail.
Sumire
And those dumbasses wont pick up the phone!
Remedy
I mean, I can easily think up something that will melt through the bars. But we can’t exactly just leave out the front door, can we?
Tadano
There’s the vents.
Sumire
Eh?
Tadano
The vents, if you take them, they’ll lead straight to the car park. You can get out of here from there, so long as nobody’s driving in.
Sumire
Oh, well… thanks Mister...
Tadano
Call me Tadano.
Sumire
Nice name, handsome.
Tadano
There is one issue though...  
Remedy
And that is?
Tadano
Those vents are pretty tough, not even acid can melt through it. You’ll need pure strength to remove them.
Remedy
Lemme guess, you have that strength?
Tadano
Maybe I do.
Sumire
Hey! We don’t need his help.
Remedy
He is pretty strong… Maybe we can have a little fun with him after we escape.
-Cut to Myo and Catt at the front desk-
???
‘eyup luv! You luv rabbits? Then I bet you shag like a rabbit too!
Myo
I’m sure you’ll know in due time how well your cellmates “shag like rabbits” when you drop the soap.
Catt
Just ignore them, sir.
Myo
Hmph, what have things come to that my job involves dragging some schmuck out of some dump for interrogation?
Catt
Catt doesn’t mind, beats wrestling. Less concussions.
Myo
Then you must be crap at it if that's why you’re avoiding it, kitten.   This shit is boring, I'd rather be out grazing the grass.
Catt
Boring, but at least we survive to see another day.
Myo
Whatever, let’s get this dumbass out of here and send him over to the facility. Maybe I'll find some morons at this “stadium” to have a fight with after we’re done.
Catt
Well here we are.
-Cut to cell now empty-
Myo
...Where’s the prisoner? Did Gebura say anything about how many times this guy broke out now?
Catt
No?
-Cut to Tadano and co at vents-
Sumire
Come on! We can’t be here any longer!
Tadano
It’s nearly open, it won’t go any faster if you keep nagging.
Remedy
God I cannot wait to finish what I started with that chair! The way the wood felt against my-
Tadano
It’s open.
Sumire
Great! Well are you going to give us the honors?
Tadano
If you insi-
Myo
Hey! Trying to escape are we?
Sumire
(Shit.) Uh… No… we are health and safety-
Myo
I don’t know who the fuck you two are, but you’re not bullshit artists thats for damn sure.
Catt
Lady, you are attempting to break out that prisoner.
Remedy
Well… not exactly?
Sumire
What the hell, Remedy? Just tell everyone why don’t ya!
Remedy
Just play along.

We… We are political refugees who have been wrongly imprisoned.

And we needed to escape from here before great harm befalls us!

And he offered to help us out! But can you blame us? Look how handsome he is!
Tadano
-Tadano enters the vents-
Catt
Hand him over and we will let you go. Catt doesn’t want this to get violent.
Sumire
Bullshit! You’ll just throw us back in a cell!
Myo
No, “bullshit” is thinking you can negotiate with a Rabbit. Because I fucking hate negotiations.

So how about this for an offer, you send that fuck over here now and I wont kill you?

I’m gonna count down from 3. Take it or leave it.

3.
Sumire
Try me, you bitch! You and that retard wont stop us! There’s 3 of us and only 2 of you!
Catt
Please-
Myo
2.
-vent slams shut-
Remedy
Hey! What the hell are you doing! I thought we were gonna have some fun!?
Tadano
Sorry ladies, but I’m already married. So I will be passing on your offer!
Sumire
You’re gonna regret that!
Myo
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MI-10: Apartment Raid[edit | edit source]

Axel
Good thing we got an anonymous tip-off with this place.
Akasaka
I mean, in most cases you raid the place of residence first, though this case has been unique from the start.
Norman
Yeah, if it wasn’t for someone telling us she has been seen here, we might not have considered it. How tough are these doors?
Axel
Pretty tough, and usually made even tougher.
Haru
All it needs is a good kick, c’mon Axel.
-inside her apartment-
Axel
On the count of 3. 1... 2... 3!
-door kick, everyone enters-
Cole
Police! Show yourself and put your hands up! …
Haru
Shit, looks like she’s not here.
Akasaka
Don’t think she got warned though, there’s tons of stuff here. Jeez, who lives like this? This place is a dump.
Cole
As expected from a degenerate dogfucker.
Haru
And for a place with all this shit, it’ll take forever to search, and we don’t have that time.
Norman
Actually, I can make things easier.
-norman puts on glasses-
Haru
A pair of sunglasses?
Akasaka
It’s some gear to help him find points of interest in a crime scene, don’t you remember?
Haru
Right… right... well, lead the way.
Norman
So it looks like over there there’s a diary of some sort, could contain details, could not.

The drawers could have something, there’s unlabelled VHS tapes that might contain recorded evidence.

The answering machine and the phone she has left behind could also give us some clues.

All we need is enough to point us in the right direction since we don’t have the time.
Akasaka
And considering her habits, the ones not relevant to this investigation are probably extremely disgusting.

RESULT: All options exhausted

Rumor Mongering[edit | edit source]

Maya
Jeez… It’s been months, and not even a whiff of a decent headline. Wonder if the Shiokawa Incident was just a fluke…

And Chief was so obsessed over Britannia, too. Raved on and on about a big tree with books inside popping out of the ground, explosions, lights and everything.

Now? Nothing about it. Everyone’s just so nonchalant…

And I can’t exactly go back without any juicy stuff. Haah, this is going nowhere…

Right, right. Let’s think positive. Gotta do the usual rounds, maybe something new popped up in the mill.
???
Hmm… Well, the rumor goes that Wrestlers from TCR had disappeared out of nowhere. Think it’s hogwash, myself.

 

???
Eh? You wanna know about the Fires breaking out everywhere? Piss off, I don’t know shit about it.
???
Everybody knows that TCR is under new management. Oh, and don’t tell anyone, but I’ve heard they’ve got a Table shortage. Heh, at this point, all tables are fair game, right?
???
Tables? Right, the wankers got some magic Tables. Fuckers phase through them, can’t break them for shit, and that chalky-ass dude with a golden pot on his head? He wants to be the King of the Tables.
???
Did you know? Big Show is huge, but his record is miniscule. He has 1-8 in his 9 appearances at Wrestlemania.
-back to streets-
Maya
That… was a good sweep, actually. Kinda weird, that they’re all about the wrestling thing…

Wait, didn’t those stories of the libraries and lights come from there too?

Jackpot! Just… need to figure out how to get in there… Ulala taught me a thing or two about boxing, this has to be similar.

Ahh… Well, it's not like a solution will just fall from the sky. It can wait a d-
-smack-
Maya
Ow! What is… this… an ad?
Spigot

“ARE YOU A WALKING PAIR OF TITS, ASS AND NO TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER?????”

“DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID?????”

“DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY GINORMOUS SCHLONG?”*

“IF YOU SAID YES TO AT LEAST TWO OF THE STATEMENTS  ABOVE, THEN YOUR WHORISH DAYS ARE OVER!!!!!!”

“CUM AND WRESTLE AT TCR!!! “

“IT’S LIKE STRIPPING, EXCEPT YOU GET TO HAVE CAT FIGHTS!!!!!!”

“NO MORE SECRETLY INJECTING AIDS NEEDLES TO GET RID OF COMPETING WOMEN IN YOUR INDUSTRY! YOU CAN DO IT LIVE!!!!!!!!!”

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR, WHOREMAS!?!?

SIGN HERE AND CUM TO THE TCR HQ, AND YOU’LL BE SET UP IN NO TIME!!!”

“IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO BASIC HANDWRITING THAT IS!!!!”

  • (FUCK OFF, YOU’RE NOT SETTING YOUR LIPS ON MY PECKER! I’D RATHER FUCK A SNAKE!!!!!)
Maya
How convenient… Someone needs to rinse their mouth with soap,though. Can’t say this isn’t a positive day!
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Messages[edit | edit source]

NTRman
Fuck… how much did we drink last night?
Rapeman
Sheeeit… I dunno? I was rapin' a ho last night... I think.
NTRman
Fuck! I think i’m gonna be-
-sounds of vomiting-
Rapeman
God dayum! Couldn’t you throw up in da garbage can?
NTRman
Ah! Fuck you! I paid for this place I can puke wherever the hell I want!

The maid can sort that shit out!

Fuck! I just can’t remember what the fuck happened last night.
Voicemail
You have “Six” new messages.
NTRman
Ah shit... I hope they weren’t business related. Do me a favor.
Rapeman
What?
NTRman
Go through the voicemail.
Rapeman
A’ight.
-beep-
Voicemail
Message from “Pick up you fucking BASTARD!”. Received today at 04
23.
-BEEP-
Voicemail
“Hey! You fucking fat bastard!“
NTRman
Argh fuck! I wasn’t expecting that! That just made the headache worse!
Voicemail
“She told me everything! You piece of shit! I fucking gave you record deals, concerts, marketing, everything for your business!“

“I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY!”

“And you repay me by FUCKING MY WIFE!?”

“Hope you rot in hell you piece of shit!“

“If I see you or your faggot friend in the mask around here again, you’re fucking dead men! DEA-!”
-BEEP-
Rapeman
Dayum dawg, what da fuck you do to make the nigga that mad?
NTRman
Uhhh… *burp* ...No idea. But I guess it gives us a hint about what happened last night.
Rapeman
I remember waking up with some ho crying next to me. Somethin’ about how “Oh mister! I can’t believe I was such a dumbass bitch! I gave up my honor because of this!”
NTRman
What did you do after that?
Rapeman
Sheit, man. I think I musta done my job cus she was beggin’ me fo forgiveness about her ‘crimes’. So I just bust a nut in her mouth and told her to get out.
NTRman
So that’s where you were! Well, what other messages we got while we were out?
Voicemail
Message from “A-”
-beep-
Rapeman
Nope.
Voicemail
Message from “A-”
-beep-
Voicemail
Message from “A-”
-beep-
NTRman
Sheesh, he’s still fucking at it! It was only 500 million. Not the end of the world, you greedy bastard!
Voicemail
Message from “Fat Tony. Received at 18:32 last Saturday.
Voicemail
“Eyyyyy, boss! We had a little bitta trouble at the karaoke bar. Some guys in robes took some broads hostage and we’ll have to close for a while.”

“But don’t worry, it got resolved! We’ll be back soon!“

“We’re gonna do some garbage disposal and check if our “paperwork” is “in order”. Capiche?”
NTRman
Bah! Who the fuck did he piss off this time around to cause a fucking hostage situation?
Rapeman
You know wiseguys like him! Probably took money right outta a nearby church’s tithe box!

You know what dey say when you part a priest from the paper he needs fo’ his cocaine feast!

Bigger question is how da fuck we miss this one? That shit was from last week!
NTRman
Hell if I know, maybe it ended up in spam? Now let's see what this last one is….
Voicemail
Message from “Sumiiii!”. Received today at 13:53.
Rapeman
Wait, that fucking ho?!
NTRman
Shit! Is the boss back?!
Voicemail
“Hello boys! It’s me! I tried knocking before but apparently you weren’t in! But I’m sure you were just busy doing work in giving those dirty sluts some character development!”
NTRman
That’s just great, that annoying cunt is here to bother us now!
Voicemail
“Joker wants to know if you have been keeping up with work while he is busy with his thing. After all, these whores can’t rape themselves!”
Rapeman
Fuckin weirdo! Why does he like this annoying ho?
Voicemail
“We were gonna pay another visit but... me and a friend of mine sort of… Uh… we got arrested. And we can’t afford to pay bail right now. Could ya help us out on that front? We’d be so grateful~”
NTRman
Oh hell no! She can stay there for all I give a fuck!
-Intercom noise-
???
Hellooooooooo?
Rapeman
Aw sheit!
NTRman
Did she already get out?! Turn the light off!
???
Guys? Can you let me in, it’s me! The most desirable girl in all of Britannia! Eri!
Rapeman
Ayo, dat bitch? Da fuck that ho want?
-Intercom press-
NTRman
Eri? What do you want?
Eri
Let me in and I'll tell you!
NTRman
Should we?
Rapeman
Eh, what’s the harm? She only comes here for the contracts we won't touch.
-intercom press-
NTRman
Fine, door's open.
Rapeman
She better not brought heat with her.
NTRman
No, I’m more worried about her putting her hands on the fucking merchandise.
Eri
Hi guys! You two look like you have been on the sauce!
Rapeman
That’s because we have been! Celebrating first of da month in style!
NTRman
Eri… What brings you here?
Eri
I have a new job!
Rapeman
Someone actually gave yo ass a job after that ass woopin’ Manny G gave you?
Eri
Yes! And he is amazing! Such a great boss!
NTRman
Good for you. Why the fuck are you here?
Eri
I want to let you know I won’t be able to do your contracts anymore!
Rapeman
Wow, what a shame.
NTRman
Did you just come here for that?
Eri
No, silly! I want to give you an offer to join in with us!
NTRman
...But we already have a good thing going on for us.
Rapeman
Ye, we raping bitches twenny fo’ seven! And then pimpin’ dey ass out to make money for us by making dumbass simps spend all they savings on em!
Eri
But there is a great opportunity in it for both of you!
NTRman
The hell does this job have that we don’t already have?
Rapeman
Ye, we got bitches, money and plenty of contracts that can easily be done with our connections!
Eri
A chance for revenge!
Rapeman
Revenge against who, nigga?
Eri
Against Manager!
NTRman
… ...Wahahahahahaha!
Rapeman
Hahahahahahah!
Eri
What’s so funny?
Rapeman
Hahahahahaha! You on crack you dumb skank?
Eri
No! My boss has the power to get back at him!
NTRman
I doubt that, last time you sided with someone who had such “power” they ended up 6ft under.
Eri
Oh yeah? Well you know those missing wrestlers?
NTRman
The guys who haven’t shown up at TCR in ages? What about them?
Eri
My boss is the one who kidnapped and made them our slaves! They do everything we say!
NTRman
...What?
Rapeman
...You ain’t bu’shittin are you?
Eri
No lies! We got James and a bunch of other losers! Pretty cool, huh?
NTRman

You’re insane!
Eri
So… that's a yes?
NTRman
We’ve just gotten back into Manager’s good graces with our contract. And the last fucking thing we need is for that cocksucker to think we’ve had something to do with those guys!
Eri
Why are you working with him?!
Rapeman
Because he gives us a shitload of paper to send bitches over to him! That’s why!
Eri
But he exiled you!
NTRman
Unlike you, Eri, we know when to let sleeping dogs lie.
Rapeman
Ye, you probably try suckin da dawg’s dick in dey sleep instead, ho!
Eri
Come on guys! This is finally our chance!
NTRman
For all we know Manager is following your ass and you’ve just fucking made him pissed at us.
Eri
But-
Rapeman
The big man is right, yo dumb skank ass might have got us in deep shit!
Eri
My boss can easily cover your tracks.
NTRman
Eri, you ever heard of the term “Don’t shit where you eat”?
Eri
I prefer the term “Shit in my-
Rapeman
Nah, dawg. I don’t need to picture that shit.
NTRman
Look, I want to get even with that fuck for shitting all over our business. But I want a guarantee this shit wont come back to haunt us.
Eri
I promise, nothing will come back to you!
NTRman
Ah shit, a meeting is starting soon! Can you wait in the reception while I deal with this?
Eri
Sure!
-Eri leaves-
Rapeman
Yo, you think that nigga actually a dude?
NTRman
Why?
Rapeman
Cus she must have some balls to pull off some shit like that.
NTRman
Nah, she is just fucking dumb as a rock and doesn’t think this will blow up in her face.
Rapeman
Then why da fuck you thinkin about helping her.
NTRman
I’m not.
Rapeman
Yo ass seemed convinced about it.
NTRman
I am going to kill two problems with one phone call. I’ll make sure this doesn’t come to bite us in the ass.
Rapeman
And how you gon’ do that?
NTRman
Manager might be many things, but he is not a fucking idiot who will pass up golden opportunities based on principle. If we tip him off about this…
Rapeman
Then he owes us fo’ helping the greater good n sheit?
NTRman
Exactly.
Rapeman
Usually I aint one fo’ snitching on a brotha, but bidness is bidness and she aint one of us.
NTRman
Keep her busy for the time being. I’ll make the call
Rapeman
A’ight nigga
-Rapeman leaves-
-Sound of phone dialing-

A Towering Hag[edit | edit source]

Yukiko
It wasn’t a tornado tag. I should know, because I was getting bored waiting for you to tag me in.
Chie
It was a tornado tag! And where were you when we won? It was awkward trying to put us over all by myself!
Yukiko
I could say the same for you!
Chie
What? I was in the ring!
Yukiko
No you weren’t.
Chie
That makes no sense, you clearly weren’t there!
Yukiko
I am surprised you are still bothered about that. What’s done is done, though. I just hope Mizuki is alright, I haven’t seen her in a while.
Chie
Yeah, I hope that girl didn’t shoot her or something. And she better not have left that kid all alone.
Yukiko
It’s not like we can do much about that. Besides, we still need to find a way back home.
Chie
Well I don’t exactly want to go back down there again.
Yukiko
Even if we did, they won't let us go back there now. We still need to find a place to crash, a girl can go insane if she has to sleep on a park bench any longer.
-Laetitia appears-
Chie
Hey, it’s Laetitia. What’s up with you?
Laetitia
H-help!
Yukiko
What’s wrong?
-Sounds of loud footsteps in the bg-
-Laetitia runs away-
Yukiko
Hey! Wait up!
-Cut to the closet with Mizuki unconscious on the floor and Laetitia next to her-
Chie
Mizuki?! What the hell happened to her?! Is she even alive?
Yukiko
I’m checking… No, that cannot be possible...

She’s still alive! But we need to get her to a hospital!

How long has she been like this?!
Chie
It has to have been 2 weeks now, how is she even alive?!
???
Ah… So that’s where you have been hiding, you little brat.
-Chie and Yukiko look behind them while laetitia hides behind Yukiko-
Chie
Who are you calling a- ..brat?
Ozen
You are in the way of the little curiosity standing behind you. Get out of my way or this won't end pleasantly.
Yukiko
Who are you?
Chie
And what do you want with Laetitia?
Ozen
You should learn to keep your nose out of other people’s business.
Chie
Well I guess I never learnt that at school. But you aren’t laying a finger on Laetitia!
Ozen
If that’s the case, take a good look at the broken pile of flesh laying on the floor. Because that’s what happened to the last one who got in my way.
Chie
Yukiko, get them out of here.
Yukiko
But-
Chie
Just do it! I’ll lure her out to the ring!
  1. Satonaka Chie (3)
  2. Ozen (2)
  • Ironman (15)

Winner Satonaka Chie

GE-09: Tip Off[edit | edit source]

Idols & Vamps[edit | edit source]

  1. Oribe Tsubasa & A-set
  2. Miriam & Aradia
  • Tornado-Tag

Wrestler Elimination Details
Oribe Tsubasa ?
Winner Team Tsubasa

IE-03: Odd Dog[edit | edit source]

CHOSEN ACTION: 1

CHOSEN CHARACTER: Cole Phelps

RESULT:

OI TEME[edit | edit source]

-PUNCH-
Kuze
Stay down you little shit!
Takashi
Y-You're batshit insane! Why are you even doing this?!
Kuze
Tell me where the fuck they are!
-PUNCH-
Takashi
I-I really have no clue what you're talking abo-
-PUNCH-
Kuze
Keeping your damn mouth shut, worst mistake a punk like you oughta make.
-PUNCH-
-PUNCH-
Takashi
S-Stop-!
-PUNCH-
[Silence for a few seconds]
Kuze
(Dammit, he's out cold, I expected him to handle more, what a bitch...)
Goon
Hey boss... Should we go talk to him?
Fat Tony
Ey! I gottah feelin' he'll come for us next if we don't!
Fade in to karaoke room with majima photo with Kuze covered in blood and smiling-
Kuze
Oi! Can one of you tell me where the nearest bathroom is? I need to clean off this shit.
Goon
Uh... I-It's just down the hall, Sir!
Fat Tony
Huh? Oh yeah... fuggedabout tha' one... It'sa... a lil' bit smokey in there y'know?
-Kuze leaves-
Fat Tony
Well, I hope he didn’t whack the prick… He looks alive at least.

Ay, you take da van and drive him out the usual spot. I gotta make a call.

Consigliere... I got lots I needta' tell yous…
-cut to outside-
Kuze
That was pretty good, been a while since I got to beat some punk down… Didn’t get any info from that little shit, not like a guy that weak would know a damn thing about what’s going on…
-Still image of an orange sky to imply Kuze’s looking up at the sky-
Kuze
Damn… I’ve been out all day. The guys oughta be wondering where I’ve been. Must’ve done enough for today, might as well head back-
-BUMP-
Kuze
Oi! You serious? Can none of you watch your damn step around here?
Dog Nigga
Ayo who da fuck you think you bumpin into?
Kuze
Me? You just ran right into me you damn mutt.
Dog Nigga
A Nigga like you should know ya damn place. Quit struttin' 'round like sum gayass peacock.
-Yakuza 2 Textbox prompt-
Kuze
I peacocked your mother.
Dog Nigga
...

Man fuck you! Shut yo damn mouth, grandpa.

I'm tryna catch a lil’ green haired ho who owes me money! Ain’t here to discuss bird feedin'.
Kuze
(“Lil’ green haired ho”? Could it be that green haired kid? What could’ve happened between them?)
Kuze
You after a little green haired girl? Ponytail?
Dog Nigga
You kno' her? Ayo you involved in her scheme too, nigga!? She owes me mah winnings!
Kuze
Winnings? Is dressing up like a dog really a win? Or are you one of those freak animal fuckers I hear are popular out west?
Dog Nigga
Tha' fuck nigga? Those are fightin' words if I ever heard em'! Square up!
Kuze
I've got more important things than taking a hound out back. If you wanna start a fight I suggest you make it quick.
Dog Nigga
Shieet nigga, yo made dis shit personal now! I finna take yo cash too, yo ass is grass ol' man!
  1. Kuze Daisaku
  2. Dog Nigga
  • Extreme Rules
  • KO

Winner Kuze Daisaku

The Call That Saved NTR[edit | edit source]

Manager
Both teams are out… Why am I not surprised that Eri of all people would be involved…

I didn't expect Bateman to be the one to help Angela though.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
-phone ringing-
Manager
…Never a dull moment…
-picks up phone-
NTRman
Hello! Wahahaha!
Manager
What're you calling for? Do you have more girls looking to sign up?
NTRman
I've got something even better! As it turns out a certain someone has had a hand in the missing wrestlers debacle I've heard rumors about!
Manager
Those are still rumors, nonsensical gossiping over people taking a break from wrestling.
NTRman
Wahaha! Can’t bullshit a man who perfected the art of bullshitting! Y’see, I have Eri here who says she knows just what happened to them!
Manager
Eri? You mean she's-
NTRman
Yeah she's here alright! Turned up here asking us to join her and whoever she's working with.
Manager
I'll inform the team looking for her that she's at your location. Keep her there, okay?
NTRman
Sure sure, she's a talkative fucker anyways. Never shuts the fuck up about all the dog dick. While you're on call, I gotta say we've been a big help for you many times now...
Manager
You're suggesting that I let you back, right?
NTRman
Well... we're a little busy at the moment, so not yet really.

But I have heard a certain pair happen to be holding up some belts of yours...

How about we show up and take it off their hands!

Once we're a little less busy here dealing with the ladies we can get back in proper, yeah?
Ayin
... Sure.

Jobbers Dis-Teaming[edit | edit source]

  1. Woody
  2. Kenshiro
  • Backstage Brawl

Winner Kenshiro

MI-11: Karaoke Investigation[edit | edit source]

Haru
Holy shit, they smashed this place up good.
Cole
Looks like the owner put up a fight. Can’t say he isn’t at least dedicated to his precious little bar.
Axel
Yeah, look at the blood all over the walls. Must’ve been a nasty fight. Like he had to fight off 10 or 20 guys at once.
Akasaka
Really? 20 guys at once? Are you an expert on this situation or something?
Axel
Heh, just an observation from what I'm seeing. I remember hearing something similar to this happening back in 1992.
Norman
Well this place is a wreck, I think we should check the CCTV room to find out what went down.
Cole
Right, recordings should tell us everything that happened.
Haru
Say, did we ever take the tapes to make sure news didn't break? I mean, we did put a media blackout on the whole thing after all.
Axel
Think so, media weren't allowed in at all when it all went on.
Cole
I warned the owner of this place to remove any evidence of the event.
Akasaka
Sounds good, that's one less loose end we'd have to worry about.
Norman
What are the chances the destruction around here relates to those tapes?
Axel
Guess we'll find out...
-cut to cctv room-
-Watching the CCTV footage-
Haru
Nothing too interesting yet...
Akasaka
Just a bunch of people walking around.
Axel
Hey wait a second, I think I recognize that guy. He looks just like how she described him.
Haru
What? Lemme see.
Axel
He's the one who got into a fight with that other yakuza-looking guy backstage.
Cole
What's he doing here?
Axel
Don't know. Doesn't seem like the type of guy to casually walk into a Karaoke bar.
Akasaka
While you guys were looking over there I found something. It seems the owner and his employee were getting rid of some evidence.
Haru
That doesn't look like a very smart way to get rid of it.
Norman
Could it be footage of the incident?
Cole
Hey, that guy just walked in, what's he doing?!
Akasaka
That Yakuza looking guy just entered as well.
Haru
Where are they going?
Axel
Looks like they're going somewhere else to fight. Looks like they made a mess out of that place, shelves all over the place.
Haru
We could see if they’ve dropped something important.
Akasaka
Let’s get to searching then.

CHOSEN ACTION: 1

CHOSEN CHARACTER: NORMAN JAYDEN (USED ARI)

RESULT: AUTOPASS

Free-For-All[edit | edit source]

  1. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  2. Byleth
  3. Sigurd
  4. Dagoth Ur
  5. Kumakura Moma
  6. Dallas
  • Elimination
  • 6-Man
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Dimitri Blaiddyd Byleth KO
Sigurd
Dallas Dagoth Ur
Kumakura Moma
Dimitri Blaiddyd
Winner Team Tsubasa

MI-12: The Chase[edit | edit source]

Axel
We aren’t going to find anything else here, but at least we know they won't know about what the guys told us.
Haru
But If Eri ain’t here, where the hell could she be?
Norman
No idea, we have no idea where else she could go that we would be aware of.
Cole
Then perhaps it’s best that we wait for them to show their face again.
Akasaka
We need to come back with something.

Eri is many things, but stupid is something she is very notorious for being.

She’ll slip up eventually-
-Sound of a phone ringing-
Norman
Looks like we might have that slip up very soon.
Akasaka
Hold on.
-Picks up phone-
Akasaka
Yes?
Manager
We have received a tip about the location of Eri.
Akasaka
Oh? Where?
Manager
Yeah, well… about that. They have been reported around a "NTRman's Cuckoo Emporium”. Reported by you know who.
Akasaka
...Seriously?
Manager
I know you’ve got history between them which may get in the way of things. If you want, I can send some Agents out to pursue her.
Akasaka
No, by the time they get there, she’ll be gone. We cannot give her a head start.
Manager
They’ll be distracting her, all you need to do is get there fast.
Akasaka
Got it.
-Hangs up-
Akasaka
...Of all places she had to go, it's those disgusting freaks she went to find.
Haru
What’s up, boss?
Akasaka
Manager got a tip about where she is,
Axel
Where?
Akasaka
“NTRman’s Cuckoo Emporium”,
Norman
What reason would she have to go there?
Cole
Looking for allies is my bet.
Akasaka
Whatever the reason may be, those… “men” are the ones who are keeping her busy. We need to get there fast.
Rapeman
...So what yo sayin’ is you got demonz ‘n shiet with ya?
Eri
Well the funny bear feels like one! But he has all sorts you know, I’m sure he could hook you up with great things if you help him!
Rapeman
Bitch you got what looks like rope marks on yo neck. You sure you didn’t get oxygen in yo brain or somethin’?
Eri
O-oh that? He just got a little mad at me recently, I didn’t know he had such powers on those paws!
Rapeman
Paws? You sayin’ you got choked out by an animal? Is this some kinda weird fetish that you’ve added onto your long list?

Norman
There she is...
Akasaka
Gotta be careful, I’d rather get her right here before she gets any chance to run.

Eri
So do we have a deal or what?
Rapeman
Ya gotta ensure we get something for our help, ya hear? We ain’t no janitors, we don’t do shit for free.
Eri
I’m sure they can give you plenty of power!
Rapeman
How about some bitches?
Eri
You have plenty here already!
Rapeman
But we want more, gotta keep up the dickin’.

Haru
A little closer...
Axel
Now we gotta consider some options...

CHOSEN ACTION: 2

CHOSEN CHARACTER: AXEL STONE

RESULT: SUCCESS


Capture Succesful Capture Unsuccesful
Eri
D-did you hear that?
Rapeman
Hear what? Probably the fat fuck bangin’ a chick.
Eri
I... I think something is up.
Rapeman
Ya think?

...

HEYO! COME IN HERE ALREADY MOTHAFUCKAS!
-door kick-
Axel
Get down on the ground!
Eri
How about no!
-clip of axel spearing her-
Eri
Gah! Fuck! Not like this!
Norman
You’re under arrest!
-nahman does the kneel on eri-
Eri
I-I already had enough of this ch-choking shit!
Cole
Your shit is done for! Slimy dogfucker!
Rapeman
Truly one helluva gangbang if I do say so myself! Make sure yo check yoself fo’ any diseases though!
Eri
I th-thought I could trust you guys! F-fuck you!
Rapeman
Don’t thank me, thank rape.
Eri
Huh? Did you hear that?
Rapeman
Hear what?
Eri
It sounds like…
- door kicks open-
Axel
Get down on the ground!
Eri
I knew it! You set me up you bastard!
Rapeman
Ayo I didn’t call the feds!
Eri
You’re not gonna catch me! I’m dead if I get caught!
-Eri runs and dives out a window-
Cole
She jumped out the window!
Eri
Ow! Ow! Ow! That wasn’t how I expected that to go...
Axel
She looks a mess though. I doubt she is going to run.
-Look out the window and see Eri running-.
Haru
Shit, how the hell is she still running?!
Axel
Because we lit a fire up her ass, that’s why.
Akakasa
That’s besides the point right now! Get after her!

The Start of Locktober[edit | edit source]

  1. Luka
  2. Travis Touchdown
  • Steel Cage

Winner Luka

Tables of Stalling Horror[edit | edit source]

  1. Mutou Yugi
  2. Burgerberg Q-taro
  3. Ace Visconti
  4. Hugh Neutron
  5. 90
  • Elimination
  • Tables

Wrestler Elimination
90 Hugh Neutron
Burgerberg Q-taro Mutou Yugi
90
Ace Visconti
📷Gallery
Winner Q-taro
Notes Kino 2h of autism refusing to do anything but irish whip

GE-12: A Strange Figure[edit | edit source]

Haru
Although I am glad we got her, I need to take a bath. I don’t want to know what she has been doing but the smell won't leave.
Akasaka
All in all, a great result! Now all we need is the other team to find the wrestlers and we have this case in the bag.
Norman
Hopefully, she will provide us a lot of information on what their plans are.
Akasaka
Or a list of other associates that we can chase down.
Cole
Something still bothers me about how easy it was to capture her. Something tells me this “OPkuma” isn’t really concerned about whatever happens to her.
Norman
True, I noticed bruising around her neck when we captured her. As if something choked her.
Haru
She must have pissed em’ off really bad for that.
Axel
I fear he didn’t expect us to capture her though. Maybe kill her perhaps, but not capture.
Cole
As much as it pains me that we have to keep a degenerate animal like her alive. We’ll have to make sure she is guarded.
Axel
Great job, Everyone. When we get to the meeting I'm sure the others will be happy to hear about this.
Akasaka
Here’s hoping they have-
Axel
What?
Haru
You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
-Cuts to a long alleyway with a silhouette
Akasaka
Is that… James?
Axel
Well, I’ll be damned...
Akasaka
James!
Norman
He’s not responding
Akasaka
Hey! James!
-Blank text box signifying no response-
Norman
No response, not even movement.
Akasaka
Then I’ll go to hi- Hey!
Cole
Don’t go down there, something’s not right.
Akasaka
If he has found a way out, he must know where the others are.
Haru
The old fart is right, this is shady.

CHOSEN ACTION: 1

RESULT:

OW-10: The Grand Finale[edit | edit source]

Akasaka
So what even is this place? I’ve never seen anything like it.
Haru
Shit, this is certainly bad, we need to- Where did the entrance go?
Axel
So what’s going on? Where are we Haru?
Haru
The Otherworld, this is the last place I wanted to end up
Norman
Otherworld?
Haru
Yeah, place is a fucking dump, it’s all kinds of messed up

.

Cole
Hey, look over there!
Argalia
Oh my~ Some fresh faces! I haven’t seen any of you before.
Philip
We should wait for the others… I’m sure they would enjoy this too...
Akasaka
Who are you guys? You certainly all look uh... eccentric.
Argalia
My name is Argalia, otherwise known as the Blue Reverberation. To my left is Pluto, to my right is Philip.
Axel
Hey, isn’t this the guy Roland would talk about?
Akasaka
Yeah, the guy he wanted to kill for some reason.
Norman
He certainly comes across as unstable, try not to piss them off.
Argalia
What’s with all the whispering? I know we’re quite a sight but it’s still rude~
Norman
We’re mostly just trying to figure out an investigation on our end.

We’re looking for a bunch of missing people, seen any of ‘em?

Ones a blonde guy in a green jacket, two wizards, a Mexican, a huge guy all in black with a white tuft of hair.

You get the picture.
Argalia
Sadly no~ If I did I would’ve told you if that were the case. This city is such a dump, isn’t it? I wish for something greater with this place.
Axel
What city are we at?
Philip
*The* City, it’s the one north of Valhalla, that one.
Cole
That’s the place that-
Haru
Yeah that one.
Akasaka
So what goes on here?
Argalia
Mostly just waiting for the voice to give my cue to begin the grand finale.
Pluto
It is something we all aspire to, something even yourselves should as well.
Argalia
The Library still looms overhead in this city like a tower that reaches to the heavens~

Hmm...

Tell me, have you seen my idiot step-brother, Roland?
Akasaka
Uh…
-silhouette of eileen-
???
The followers are ready, Argalia, soon we can proceed.
-silhouette of elena-
???
Should we start with these people? Let it be a start to our symphony.
-silhouette of jae-heon-
???
The corpses of the Hana are prepared too, how about these five as well?
-silhouette of greta-
???
I say we cook ‘em!
-silhouette of tanya-
???
They don’t look tough, I say we crush ‘em quick and be done with it, they know too much.
-silhouette of bremen-
???
BAWK BAWK BAWK!!! NEEEEIIIIIGGGHH!!!~ WOOF WOOF!!
-sillhouette of oswald-
???
*sniff* *sniff*

You five! You have that scent!

I smell the scent of wild black licorice on you! It’s him!

The scent of Roland! You have encountered him!
Akasaka
Shit!
Argalia
Make this quick or make peace, I’ll make sure to kill you all quickly~
Haru
We’re really in deep shit now...
Axel
Suddenly this has gone to us being outnumbered two to one, not good.

CHOSEN ACTION: 1

RESULT:

  1. Akasaka Mamoru, Axel Stone, Haru
  2. Reverberation EnsembleArgalia, Philip, Pluto
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team
  • No-CO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Haru Pluto
Argalia
Philip Akasaka Mamoru
Axel Stone Philip
Winner Team Axel Stone
Notes Match crashed and looked way closer pre-crash.