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The beginning[edit | edit source]

Narrator
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse-
*Burning noise and sounds of ornaments falling*
???
OW! OW! Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow!

That was too close! Why did she tell me to climb in through the chimney?! I don’t see how this is any better than throwing a rock through the window! I nearly burnt my precious ribbon to cinders and now I am covered in soot!

Grargh! That is the last time I’ll take advice from that stupid old hag!
House Owner
What’s that noise?
???
Oh I forgot! Uh… Where should I put this?! I’ll stick it under that tree! I hope they enjoy it!
House Owner
Hello? Anyone there?
???
Normally I would use my powers for this but I feel like being all sneaky and cunning this year..

But how can I escape into the night without my powers? ...Bingo! This big ugly white box will do the trick!

Let's get these wires out of the way and...
*SMASHING GLASS*
???
Haha! No one will ever know that I was here!

But I gotta admit, that one was heavier than expected compared to last year’s.

Good thing I am strong so nothing is too heavy for me!
*The stranger escapes into the night*
*Door opens*
House Owner
What the fuck!? My fucking window! Who broke into our house?!

SHIT! Honey! Call the police!

Some fucker just ran off with my PS5!
*Cut to party*
*Loud ruckus noises*
Angela
...
Tidus (off screen)
Ahhh! Get your hands off me you crazy lady!
Zero (Off screen)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M GONNA PISS IN YOUR ASS!
Angela
… This is nothing like the last party at all.
*Chair smashing*
Dagoth (Off screen)
Ahahahaha! Your mere chairs do nothing to me!
*more chair smashing*
Dagoth
What fools all of you are! Did you not hear what I have said?
Angela
It’s just complete anarchy, why would anyone think this is fun? Why did Netzach suggest bringing alcohol into this mess-
*Luka enters with Alice in tow*
Alice
Luka!? What’s gotten into you? The food will be coming around soon!
Luka
Trust me, it's better for both of us if we get out of here now.
Alice
But you know what I am like in the cold!
Luka
I’ve been in a few parties like this. Anyone not in the mood will wish to be anywhere but here.
Spigot
COME AND CLASH YOUR SWORDS WITH ME! FLOP YOUR DONGS OUT AND HARDEN THE SHAFTS, I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY TITLE OF COCKSKETEER WITHOUT A GOOD FIGHT!
Luka
...Case in point.
Alice
I see that… Maybe the sea breeze will do me some good. Luka, can you be a dear and make some chocolate?
Luka
Yeah, sure thing. Just need to find the machine that makes it. Should take me 5, 10 minutes at most.
Alice
Alright. I’ll wait outside, then. Angela, want to come with?
Angela
With pleasure. This kind of rambunctious party is not my cup of tea, for certain.
???
IF YOU GO AND FUCK A HAG!
Everyone
THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FAG!
Angela
...Let’s go already.

Match 1[edit | edit source]

Hank vs Potion Seller Potion Seller wins via Rollup

Match 2[edit | edit source]

NTRman vs Rapeman Rapeman wins via pin

Lore 2 Arrival to Russia[edit | edit source]

*sea noises*
Captain
Attention Britannia, this is your captain speaking. We’ve arrived to the coast of Cocytus Glacier.

Keep in mind, you cunts, that there will be no repeat of the raid of 2004. No one wants to shit ice for the whole year, and whoever tries to steal something will get a keelhauling.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
*scene change to streets*
Angela
Cold feels…very weird now that I can feel it. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to being human.
Alice
I wish it felt just weird for me. Me and cold temperatures don’t mix well… Brr, I am freezing! What did we even forget in this place?
Angela
Ayin had said that The King made sure to visit the Glacier every year for the festivities. He may be absent, but the people desire the atmosphere the country provides, I imagine.
Alice
Festivities? Oh, like Christmas. Makes sense. Rumors go that the King dresses up as Santa and goes around Britannia, spreading the jolly mood. Mostly with chips and beer. Whatever works…
Angela
I do wonder, why go to the Glacier specifically. Hm… What do you think of exploring a little? From what I know, the ship is going to stay here till the New Years’ Eve. If this is the harbor town, then there ought to be tourist attractions. Maybe even a library… I do want to read a good book.
Alice
Sounds like fun. Alright, Angie, I’ll go along. Us girls should stick together.

Dammit, where is Luka? He said he was going to get chocolate ten minutes ago! I don’t want to turn into a popsicle!
*sound of a glass smashing*
Alice
What the- Hey! That nearly hit us!
*Cut to Harold Lott and Kunt*
Harold Lott
OH, SORRY LUV! DIDN’T SEE YA THERE!
Kunt
Lets get fucking wankered lad! Me mate Dazza told me of a right bangin party goin off over ‘ere!

Hopefully that useless cunt I have to call my manager Gibbons aint there!

The stupid nonce fuckin ruins anything he touches.
Harold Lott
Hope there are some tight birds there, they luv a man with a lotta dosh!
*Back to Angela and Alice*
Alice
It’s those idiots again.
Angela
We always seem to stumble into them.

And based on the crude one's rambling, it seems they are searching for the party.

Don’t know why they would want to go there, it's an absolute trainwreck.
Alice
I know! Luka really wanted to get the hell out of there when that stuck up old lady in black kept giving Luka the evil eye.

I wasn’t really bothered by it but it had Luka spooked...

What issues would she have with us?
Angela
I have no idea why Binah was doing that. Frankly, I am just glad James decided to drag Roland out of there when he took part in that “chugging competition”. That would have been embarrassing for him and for me.
*enter luka*
Luka
Hey, Alice, I am back. Sorry for the wait, the… er… was it Tiphereth that was the shortest one in your team?
Angela
Yes?
Luka
Right, so, Tiphereth was hogging the chocolate machine, moaning to the world about being “stuck as a child”. Then she started crying about some boy named Enoch. Does it ring a bell?
Angela
...Spending a celebratory event without a cherished one has really found her in a moment of weakness. How awful.
Alice
Mhm. I can’t imagine spending any kind of holiday without this silly boy around. A scorned heart is such a tragic thing… But to a more important topic. Luka, did you get the chocolate?
Luka
Right here, Alice.
Alice
Wonderful. Hope you’re ready to become a human popsicle, Luka, we’re going on Angela’s magnificent adventure.
Luka
...eh?

Match 3[edit | edit source]

8 man Elim

Kunt, Harold, Guts, Heavy, Quint, George, Travelling Knight, Gamer Wizard

Quint takes out Knight

Heavy pins Kunt

Heavy pins Harold

Wizard pins George

Heavy pins Guts

Quint pins Heavy

Quint pins Wizard

Quint wins

Match 4[edit | edit source]

TLC Ladder match (AKA Present on the shelf)

Winds of Destruction vs The Scientists vs It’s Hip

It’s Hip wins

Match 5[edit | edit source]

90 mugs Midge

Match 6[edit | edit source]

Luis vs Gebura ⅔ fall

Luis pins Gebura 1-0

Gebura pins Luis 1-1

Luis pins Gebura 2-1

How the fuck did he do that?

Match 7[edit | edit source]

4-way table elim

Yugi, Dagoth, Dyatlov, Eri

Dyatlov puts Eri through table

Yugi puts Dagoth through

Yugi puts Dyatlov through table

Yugi wins

Lore 3 The Library[edit | edit source]

Alice
Angela, while I don’t mind tagging along, and it IS very beautiful here, but… I think we’re lost. And you didn’t even find that library you were looking for. Any ideas?
Luka
Brrr… Asking the locals is what I would do, but I don’t know the language.
Angela
Ah. That is where I might be of help, then. Even after my… humanization, my polyglottic skills have not diminished in the least. Just stand for a minute, the idle chatter should be enough.

Прошу прощения, как пройти в библиотеку? (Excuse me, can you show the way to the library?)
???
Прямо два квартала и налево. Большое здание, не ошибешься. (Go straight, two blocks, and turn left. Big building, won’t miss it.)
Angela
Спасибо большое. (Thank you.)
???
Не за что. С Наступающим, Снегурочка. (You’re welcome. Happy New Year, Snegurochka.)
*??? Leaves, a few seconds wait*
Alice
Some people get to do everything, huh.
Luka
H-hey, don’t sulk. I’m sure you’ll get to do something soon enough.
Angela
Are you two ready? We got the directions, and the library is bound to be warmer.
Alice
Yeah, yeah, lead on.

Hey, Luka, remember how we warmed up that one time in the cave?
Luka
A-Alice! Doing it in public is… W-well, in this cold, as well…
Alice
Fu-fu-fu, I meant hugging. I really made a perv out of you, didn’t I?
Luka
...You try not being one, when your wife takes you under the ring for a week.
*scene change, in front of library*
Alice
Well then… it certainly is big.
Angela
A library this grand should have the answer to my question. Come on, you two. Let’s find our books in this place!
Luka
I have a feeling this should be a very ominous phrase. Brgh, I can’t stand the chill. Let’s go inside, Alice.
Alice
By your lead, Luka.
*Inside the library*
Angela
Tales, tales, tales… Ah-ha, there we go, Cocytus Tales.
Luka
We’ll be warming up nearby, Angela. Don’t let us distract you.
Angela
Just don’t damage these books. I don’t exactly have the leverage to bail you out if you decide to… enshrine this place or whatever it is you do alone.
Alice
Don’t worry, Angie, we’ll be very gentle~
Angela
...Get a room already.
*Luka and Alice exit stage*
Angela
Alright… Holidays of Cocytus, edition 79th… Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn… Winter again.
Narration
“In recent times, when our dear Father Frost had retired to his layer of Rozhdestvo, and makes very rare public appearances, Our Fairy Queen was tasked with spreading the New Year’s spirit on her own. One year, another, it was rather easy for the one proclaimed “strongest”.

But, as the needs of the people crept on, and grew larger and larger, along with needing to impart some of the wintry chill on the rest of the world, she was wearing thin. Not a single day to herself, she began to grow gloomier and gloomier. When suddenly, and unlikely ally came, sailing from the high seas on his great ship of land, life and metal. He alone had braved the especially freezing storms of the year, that left the Glacier mostly frozen over, and offered a gift to the fairy herself. It is said that right then and there, her heart melted back from the jagged cold constant work was building it into. The jolly giant and the fairy of Cocytus became steadfast friends. Since then, every year, the giant comes with his ship, to help the Snow Maiden spread the cheer. With clothes woven by Father Frost himself, he was the splitting image of the ancient wizard in his prime. Thus, Father Nick and his trusty Little Helper travelled the world every year, bringing the spirit with much more vigor than before.

Who knows what will happen, if her old friend is suddenly indisposed. Such a fate is not one meant to be pondered upon. But even Hell can freeze over with her scorn. Better not allow it to come to this extent.”
Angela
...Riveting, quite so. And if it is the truth, and Sir Ingurland is absent this year… Oh no. We need to hurry to the ship. If he’s not there, then…

Match 8[edit | edit source]

Roland (james as manager) vs Nier ⅔ falls Roland pins Nier 1-0

Roland pins Nier 2-0

Match 9[edit | edit source]

Byleth and Sigurd vs Wakka and Runescape Bot Byleth pins Wakka

Sigurd and Byleth wins

Lore 4 Enter Cirno[edit | edit source]

???
-UCK YOU AND YOUR BINT OF A SISTER!
???
AS IF YOUR WILLY COULD GET ANY CLOSE TO HER!
*scene change*
Wakka
L-listen, the day will soon come. The day of the rope for Al Bhed will come, and the humanity will be ushered in a new age, free of their degeneracy. Yes… that day can’t come soon enough…
Netzach
I… I think you had a bit much to drink.
Harold
OI YOU ALL! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND LOOK AT MY WAD! YOU AIN’T GOING TO EARN THIS LOADS OF MONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
Kunt
Oi, Harold. You see that redhead bint over at that other table?
Harold
Yea, what about her?
Kunt
I got a right good tip from a top lad o’ mine that went raiding in the labs that she is a right slag. Said that if you just say the right thing she’ll do the whole fucking shag package for free!
Harold
Her? Yer talking out yer arse! She’ll fuckin murder ya!
Kunt
Nah she won’t, they must call her “The Red Mist” cus she is like a bitch in heat, right? Look I’ll prove it right now!
*Kunt leaves*
Kunt
Oi luv, they call you the Red Mist, right? How about you and me go to the back alley for a quick tryst?
*PUNCH*
*Kunt comes back with a bloody nose*
Kunt
A SIMPLE FACKING “NO” WOULD HAVE SUFFICED!
Harold
Told you.
*Cut to a bathroom*
*Door closing and sounds of locking*
Zero
I KNOW YOU ARE HIDING IN THERE! YOU ARE NOT GETTING OUT OF YOUR ANAL STRETCHING THAT EASILY!
*BANG BANG BANG*
Tidus
I need to find a way out of here. I will not be that crazy chick’s toy! That window! The cold is better than whatever fate she has in mind for me!
???
Thank you for helping me with the first step of my plan by locking the door… It will make this so much easier for me.
Tidus
What? This crazy chick is after you too?
???
Tell me, do you like cherries?
Tidus
Yea, I guess? But what does that have to do with anything?
Woody
That’s great! Because let me tell ya, cherry-flavored lube is my FAVORITE!
Tidus
Oh no… It’s you!
Woody
Pucker them lips boeh! I’m going head first!
Tidus
Get away from me!
*cut to christmas room*
Ayin
Hm… the celebrations seem to be going well. Though considering how people usually are on this ship, it’s just another Saturday for them.
Roland
Y-yesh. ev’ryone’s merry and cheerful… Angelica…
*Roland falls to the floor*
James
I don’t know why, but even with us suffering the same fate, I feel less… less…
Ayin
Mournful?
James
Yes, you can say that. It is as if the pain I felt has already been healed away.
Ayin
Well, it is nearing Christmas. Miracles are bound to happen for the lucky ones.
James
Frankly, I’m just lucky to be here. Surrounded by people I can call friends. Maybe even… a familia…
Ayin
Familia?
*GLASS SHATTERS*
Tidus
AAAAAAAAAAAA! SAVE ME FROM THAT COWBOY!
Woody
Come on, pal! We can be the best friends together! You in me, me in you! Preferably me in you.
Ayin
...
James
... Even they can be considered a familia.
Ayin
I can see that. I wonder, where did An-
*GLASS SHATTERS*
Ayin
Okay, who the hell keeps shattering glass!
James
Is it just me, or did it get colder in here?
Ronald
...sh’aint glass… s’ice… nice ice…
Ayin
Ice?
???
ALRIGHT, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Ayin
What? Angela? No… this is not Angela.
Ronald
Wha’ the hell did Netz put in these drinks? I am seeing… a fairytale…
*cut to Cirno*
Cirno
Eye’ve been looking everywhere for him! Eye know you people are under his employ! So fess up! Where’s he?
Bateman
Who the fuck are you asking for, kid? Get off the table!
Cirno
Eye am asking for the king! Where’s Ingie?
El Loco
...Ingie?
Cirno
Eye’ve been swamped with requests the entire month! And many of them read the same
“Deliver dimes”. Eye’ve been trying very hard, but people keep throwing my gifts away! Even though I deliver their dimes. Eye’m not dumb, eye know what a dime is! Eye even give everyone who requested lots of dimes! A hundred dollars, worth of them, at least!
Yugi
So that is why I had a bunch of coins on my bed… I thought Yami decided to spin the roulette while I was asleep.
Cirno
Eye don’t know if he wants to play hide and seek, but eye’m not in the mood for games! Where is Ingurland?!
Ayin
Miss? Ingurland is… indisposed of, as of now. He has last been seen on the floating city of Coolsville.
Cirno
...What? He did not even show up? Come on! Why couldn’t he at least leave a replacement, if he had to be absent! Urgh… and people call me an airyhead. Eye’m not!
Bateman
Well, with that over, can you leave already? Kid, you interrupted TCR’s party for no good reason. Scram.
Cirno
Eye’m at least twice your age, coatman! Okay, that does it. Eye, Cirno, will be the one to choose the Santa for this year! Hm… slim, slim, slim… Why are you all so thin! It’s like none of you eat enough! Oh!.. Ah, no, boy with glasses, you’re no good too.
George
Finally, someone that does not call me fat!
Cirno
What? No, you’re a lard of fat alright. Just not the way Old Ingie is.

Come on, is there no one here that can match him?
Heavy
I think I am big eno-
Cirno
Shush! You’re dead!
Heavy
Okay. *dying noises*
Cirno
Eye’ve had it with you all! No one is fit to be the Santa in this place! So, we can all patiently wait till he comes back. It’s alright, I have all the time in the world. And so do you!
(Spell Card: Queen of Frozen Babylon)
*magic noises*
Ayin
W-what the! I… can’t move?!
Cirno
As eye’ve said, I’m willing to wait for Ingurland! So eye’m freezing this entire ship, so that he knows where to come!
Captain
FUCK! I DON’T WANT TO SHIT ICE AGA-
*freezing fully takes place. A blue-ish tint or something*
*scene change to frozen ship*
Alice
What… What happened to Britannia?
Angela
We were too late. Her power was not exaggerated… that ship is from the conscript fleets.
Alice
That means we must be walking on the ocean right now.
Luka
It’s like Hell frozen over… what do we do now?
Angela
We’re going in. If I’m right, I know how to stop this. Follow me!
*angela runs*
Alice
A-angela! Wait up!
*Scene change*
*door slam*
*Enter Angela and co.*
Angela
Cirno! Please, stop this!
Cirno
Eh? And who are you, bigger me?
Angela
I know of your legend… extensively. And the hardships you went through, and the big load of work you have got. I have been in the same situation, myself.
Cirno
So?
Angela
Does it have to be Sir Ingurland? I am sure that many on this ship are more than able to assist you.
Cirno
But… but it’s not the same! All good Santas must share the same qualities! First, be big and fat! Second, be merry and jolly! Third, have means of transportation around the world! No one on the ship fulfills all three quotas!
Angela
(This is getting nowhere. She’s not budging at all. Aaah, strongest, indeed…) Then I have no choice. By the rules you have signed with your own hand, I, Angela, call you to the Squared Circle, with the ship of Britannia on the line.
Cirno
Ho… Eye have not heard those words in a long while now. Alright!
*rumbling noises*
Cirno
Let’s see if your resolve is greater than mine! Don’t be ashamed if eye will freeze and shatter you like a frog!


Match 10[edit | edit source]

Angela vs Cirno, ⅔ fall, Extreme rules

Angela pins Cirno

Angela pins Cirno

Lore 5 Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Angela Wins[edit | edit source]

Cirno
Ow! Owowowowow! Eye give, eye give!
Angela
That was… exhilarating. Fighting as myself, without any maddening enhancements…
Alice
Angela! Are you alright?
Angela
Yes, Alice, thank you. Just… at awe, if I am honest. Fighting a legend, after not having to fight for months…
Cirno
Wait, was this your first fight? And eye didn’t even hold back… My, you hold power within yourself, don’t you? Of course you do, if you managed to overcome me!
Angela
Meeting you was a wish I held in my heart. To do this, and test my strength as well, is… it’s the best gift I could have gotten.
Luka
W-while I don’t mind everyone getting along… I feel like I’m freezing solid already. P-please, unfreeze the ship.
Cirno
Oh? Right, one second. Okay… Eye take the heat in, and things go cold… Eye take the cold in and things go hot…
(Spell Card: Zona “Nine Perfect Seasons”)
*MagicButterflies sfx*
*Sizzling sfx*
*freeze overlay removed*
Angela
A sunflower?..
Ayin
-AAAAAA… We’re… we’re free?
James
It… would seem so. What a relief…
Kunt
Fuckin ‘ell I can’t feel anything in my japseye! Get me the fuck outta here!
Spigot
SHIT! MY LOVELY COCK! I DON’T WANT TO FREEZE MY NEVER TO BE BORN CHILDREN!
George
Why is there ice on my cheek? It… it won’t come off! Ahhhhh!
Roland
D-did I… pash… out? Mmm, Angelica…
Heavy
Everybody is leaving… Is nice. Cold don’t bother me. Because I am-
Luka and Alice
YOU ARE DEAD! SHUSH!
Heavy
*more heavy dying noises*
Alice
Well… if that is over with, Luka and I will take our leave with the rest, Angela. My blood is turning to ice just from standing here!
*Alice and Luka leave*
Angela
… I guess I should go too. Don’t want to stop you from your search, and everything.
Cirno
...Eye am not a baka, you know. Eye am certain that you have a lot of potential. You, that look like eye do, but couldn’t be me in any way. After eye defeated that weird god in a wheelchair, eye came onto grand power. Seasons at my grasp, perfectly chill summer, or warm and cozy winter...
Angela
The books have not lied, then?
Cirno
Eh?
Angela
The fairytales, written about you. Being the one to unite the two polar opposites, the bringer of cheer in cold winter… Are they not true?
Cirno
Ah, those stories! Mmm, let’s leave it at everything being plausible.

Gotta make things all fancy and grand and awesome, even if you have all the power in the world to make it possible.

It’s boring otherwise, you know? Sitting on the top of the glacier, with little to no visitors, freezing frogs all the time… Have to spread my wings and do something fun!
Angela
“A queen lives alone in the frosty winter forest.” What a strangely reminiscent story…
Cirno
So! As your reward for beating me, eye gotta give you something! How about… ooh, I know! Eye’m sure it’s somewhere here… Ah-ha, there you go!
*New_Addition sfx*
“Angela has obtained a Cirno Fumo. Such a Strong visage...”
Angela
...Thank you. I will treasure this present accordingly.
Cirno
This vessel of mine is infused with my power. Eye know you’ll be able to unlock its capabilities, sometime! For sure! As one witch would say… Eye’m certain you will be able to use my power.
Angela
It’s so soft… how lovely.
Cirno
Right, and one more thing. Eye implore you to be my little helper for this year!
Angela
What?
Cirno
Since Ingie’s not here, and no one here was worthy to be his replacement, only the one that could beat me could have the strength to keep up with me. And that one is you!
Angela
...I’ve never experienced Christmas. Would it be proper?
Cirno
Oh, eye’m sure! Eye can show you the ropes. Follow me!
Angela
Very well. I’ll be in your care.
Cirno
Alright! The first lesson is how to properly smash a window.
Angela
Would that really be useful?
Cirno
Yep! Whether entering or exiting, a nicely broken window matters much! It hides your trail and gives you a two way entrance! A very smart Youkai told me so, so it has to be true!
Angela
(For all what she says, she is not the best book on the shelf. But, her unerring courage… her Heart… it is one to be admired, for sure.)

Angela Loses[edit | edit source]

Cirno
You cannot beat me! Eye am The Strongest Fairy!
Angela
I… I overestimated my chances…
Cirno
Hahaha! Don’t take it personally, you never stood a chance after all! Now fre-
*Enter Alice and Luka*
Luka
Angela!
Alice
Why are you doing this, little fairy?
Cirno
Because Ingie isn’t around, nobody here is worthy of holding his title!

That’s why eye am freezing everyone until he comes back!

So do you mind me freezing you all?
Luka
Have you really checked everyone on the ship?
Cirno
...Eye don’t follow.
Luka
If you froze the entire ship, there’s a chance that the King might be still around.

Seeing as football is quite popular here…

What I mean is, you might have frozen Santa too!
Angela
But she must know that-
Luka
Just go along with it.
Cirno
S-s-santa? Oh crap! Aaaaaaaaa, eye am in so much trouble! He is gonna be so mad when he thaws and finds out eye froze his ship!
Angela
You should really unfreeze everyone if that's the case.
Cirno
Y-You’re right! Maybe he won't notice if eye do that!

Right… right...

Erm, how did it go… Aaaaa, eye can’t remember! Fire… fire! Right! Ice melts with fire! Here goes!
Angela
C-Cirno?! You’re flaring up!
Cirno
Trust me! Eye know what eye am doing! Probably!
(Spell Card: Zona: Warm-As-Sun Winter)
*MagicButterflies sfx*
*Sizzling sfx*
*freeze overlay removed*
Cirno
Ow! Owowowowow, Eye’m burning! What did eye do wrong this tiiiiiiime?!
Angela
Er… stop, drop and roll! H-hold on, I’ll… Alice, throw some water! Not alcohol, it will not help!
Alice
Right! Will punch do?
Angela
Maybe? Throw it already!
woosh sfx*
Sizzling sfx*
Cirno
Ow... this year’s been downright awful… T-thanks…
*scene change to freed*
Ayin
-AAAAAA… We’re… we’re free?
James
It… would seem so. What a relief…
Kunt
Fuckin ‘ell I can’t feel anything in my japseye! Get me the fuck outta here!
Spigot
SHIT! MY LOVELY COCK! I DON’T WANT TO FREEZE MY NEVER TO BE BORN CHILDREN!
George
Why is there ice on my cheek? It… it won’t come off! Ahhhhh!
Roland
D-did I… pash… out? Mmm, Angelica…
Heavy
Everybody is leaving… Is nice. Cold don’t bother me. Because I am-
Luka and Alice
YOU ARE DEAD! SHUSH!
Heavy
*more heavy dying noises*
Luka
Right… I’ll go warm up Alice. See you, Angela.
*Luka and Alice leave*
Cirno
Eye’m… eye’m so sorry for the trouble. Eye’m supposed to be better than this, you know…
Angela
Lone Ruler Above the Iceberg. Yes, I’ve read much about you.
Cirno
Rulers are supposed to be all nice and helpful and capable… Yet look at me, goofing off and causing trouble. Oh, the letters must be piling up now! Drat, now eye’ll never catch up!.
Angela
You must have really missed Sir Ingurland, haven’t you?
Cirno
Well… yeah. He’s one of my few frequent visitors. Always there, with chips, fish and beer to greet me. He’s… He’s an amazing guy. A perfect ruler, even.
Angela
Such a great man that you aspire to be like him…
Cirno
Mhm! But eye’m short, thin and not always jolly and merry. Eye try, honest, but doing it all alone is very hard. And the entire Christmas event is even harder.
Angela
I see…
Cirno
Ah… Eye see you’re yet coming into your power. It is a wonderful thing. Soon, you’ll be on par with me! We might even have a rematch, if you’re willing! Eye mean… do visit, please?
Angela
I’d love to.
Cirno
Great! Hm… Still warm… Alright, eye’ve decided! To commemorate our friendship, a gift from me to you!
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Angela has obtained a Charred Ribbon. A symbol of friendship, indeed...
Cirno
Eye think it will look very good on you! E-eye hope you don’t mind that it’s a bit burnt.
Angela
No, no, it is quite cute. Thank you, Cirno. A good Christmas gift, is it not?
Cirno
Y-yeah! Alright, eye… eye suppose eye’ll go now. The stack of letters is growing with every second, and eye have very little time.
Angela
Wait, Cirno! Would you mind if I offered to help, if only this once? The ship isn’t set to sail till after New Years Eve, so I have plenty of time to offer you. And… being a secretary for one million years gives me plenty of experience.
Cirno
Eh! You will?! Thank you! Thank you! Eye will not turn away a helping hand, especially not for this! Come with me! Oh, you’ll love it on top of the Cocytus, the views are simply amazing!
Angela
(Such a small girl, and yet thrust into such a hard position… I don’t want her to burn out. After seeing her almost do that today… I can’t allow it. So, I must help, lest the tale repeats itself, and spring comes with blossoming roses, melting her castle, and turning her to dust on the wind.)


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Luka (with Alice as a manager) vs Binah

Binah pins