TCR/S2Ex02

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Opening Lore[edit | edit source]

Angela
So there is a day where everyone traditionally dressed up in costumes of monsters and other assortment of fictional characters?
Roland
Honestly, I was surprised myself when James told me. It makes no sense why anyone would have a day around only that.
Angela
I guess we had bigger things to worry about than being able to actually do stuff like this.
Roland
Maybe you’re right. I guess I’ll look into it some more and discuss it later.
Angela
What is that costume you have on anyway? You look very grim with it on.
Roland
This?

I don’t know the name of the person, but it involves some story about some guy who was known for massacring entire armies by himself with some dragon by his side. Compared to most of the stories I have heard, it was remarkably dull. He would just keep killing people and… that's about it, really.

You have any idea what yours is about at all?
Angela
I did some reading... And so far I have no conclusive idea.

All I can say is Alice bought it for me, she said it would suit me wonderfully. I honestly don’t see how. And ugh, it’s tight on the chest. The best story I could find was some story of some girl who supposedly bathed in the blood of virgin women and had the horns and the tail of some mythological beast called a drago-

Hold on, Roland. Who gave you that outfit?
Roland
It was Luka? Why do you ask?
Angela
I knew it, of course they set us up with these.
Roland
Because of the dragon thing?
Angela
Yes.
Roland
Well at least they are being thematic about it. Oh, the stadium’s just up ahead. And there is Rean and Guts.
Angela
I thought his name was Sigurd?
*Cut to outside stadium*
Sigurd
I mean, it makes no sense really. I look nothing like this “Marth”. What gives?
Guts
Maybe it's your hair that is causing the confusion?
Sigurd
What, because it’s blue? What’s next, they are going to start calling me BongBong and Chesed too?
Angela
Hello, Rean. And a hello to you, Guts.
Sigurd
My name is not Rea- Oh it is for today.
Roland
And who is Guts supposed to be?
Guts
You remember that guy who the Demon King had trapped and was leeching power from?
Angela
You mean The Doomguy? You don’t look anything like him…
Guts
Well I gave it a medieval twist, it’s something I am more comfortable with.
Sigurd
Whatever helps you sleep at night. You seem to ignore that the Black Beast called you a “Gay hyper mascucline fairy” before it ran off.
???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! LUKA! HELP ME!
Angela
Alice? Is she alright?!
Sigurd
She has been screaming at anything resembling a ghost for all the time she has been here. I came out here for now so that the screaming doesn’t give me a headache.
Roland
Afraid of ghosts, huh?
Angela
Well I guess we’ll try to calm her down when we get inside.
Sigurd
Enjoy the party, you two. Me and Guts are going to find where Dagoth has wandered off to.
Guts
No doubt trying to establish a “new House”.

Match 1[edit | edit source]

Elim Chamber

Monsoon, Sundowner, Q-Taro, Ace, Kenshiro, SMT SJ protag

Sundowner pins Ken

Monsoon pins SMT SJ protag

Sundower pin Monsoon

Q-taro pin Sundowner

Ace pins Q-taro

Outcome: Ace wins

Match 2[edit | edit source]

8 man ladder

Dagoth vs Kunt vs Inspector Gadget vs El Loco vs Soldier vs Heavy vs Guts vs Harold Lott

Outcome: Soldier wins

Match 3[edit | edit source]

Sigurd vs Byleth

Outcome Sigurd wins via pin


Roland and Angela find the party[edit | edit source]

Roland
Shouldn’t be far from where everyone else is right now.
Angela
The sound of very obnoxiously loud music makes it pretty clear how close we are.

We could ask these two which room it’s in- oh, I heard about these two

One of them is a “gigantic pervert” according to Alice.
*cut to Kunt and Harold*
Kunt
So I got called racist in Greggs the other day.
Harold Lott
Tell me what happened lad.
Kunt
I got called racist in Greggs
Harold Lott
Yea, but why?
Kunt
I was being racist.
Harold Lott
In Greggs?
Kunt
Yea, it was in Greggs.
Harold Lott
Must have gotten a right bollocking for that…
Kunt
Tell me about it.
*back to Roland and Angela*
Roland
I doubt he will try anything while I am around.
Angela
How valiant of you, Roland.
Roland
It’s pretty much second nature at this point when we are together, you remember the first day you walked these halls?
Angela
I remember you and James having to hold Bateman back after I responded to his “warnings”.
Roland
That wasn’t a pleasant one. Oh well, the past is the past... Let's get some information out of these two.
*Back to Kunt and Harold*
Kunt
And then she kicked me in the knackers.
Harold Lott
Bloody ‘ell!
Angela
Excuse me, but do you know where the party is?
Harold
Uh, near the food hall, me lass.
Roland
Thanks.
*Angela and Roland leave*
Kunt
Fackin’ ‘ell her tits looked like they were going to pop out any second in that costume.
Harold
I’d wouldn’t say that out loud, mate. I ain't stickin me neck out for you if Manager hears you saying that.
*At the party*
Angela
First time I have been to a gathering like this.
Alice
Angela! So you actually came here with the costume I bought you!
Angela
I think you’ve gotten some of the measurements wrong on this when you bought it. This is really tight at the chest area.
Alice
Oh trust me, a woman’s intuition says that is the correct fit for you.
Angela
I’m not sure about that…
Roland
Well this is nice and all, but what were you screaming over?
Alice
Screaming? O-over what? What is there to be scared over? Some phoney props?
Angela
Rean said you were screaming at ghosts.
Alice
He must have been making stuff up.
Angela
We heard you screaming outside the stadium.
Alice
U-Uh- So how about your outfit, Roland? Do you like it?
Roland
It’s alright I guess… I don’t really care for the story behind it. Where did you and Luka get these things anyway?
*Door kicks open*
Luka
Huff… Huff… There you are… Alice... Did you really have to run away?
Alice
I knew you had everything under control, my hero!
Luka
It was Dr. Dallas! He was dealing with some drunk.
Alice
Well maybe he should have not been dressed up to look like a ghost!
Luka
It was a labcoat.
Angela
Ahem...
Luka
Oh… Hi Angela, hello Roland.
Angela
Good to see you, Luka. Do ghosts really bother her that much?
Luka
She is like this everytime we go anywhere that is supposedly haunted. And on the day of All Hallows’ Eve she gets really antsy.
Alice
Luka. Drop it now.
Luka
Yes, my dear…

Match 4[edit | edit source]

Angela vs Catt 2/3

Angela pins Catt 1-0

Angela pins Catt 2-0

Outcome: Angela wins

Note: For some reason, Stephanie McMahon intervened during the match and gave Angela an advantage during the fight

After the match it was found out that Steph was trying to find the cage that Triple H is locked in during Locktober and got lost.

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Yugi vs Bateman

Yugi throws Bateman into corner table 1-0

Bateman throws Yugi into table 1-1

Outcome: Ends in a dubs

Note: During the match, Yugi somehow managed to merge with a table. Scientists are currently investigating this phenomenon (Laughing their asses off)

90 Everywhere: Da Ghost Of Wrasslin Past[edit | edit source]

Even the Black Beast got into the Halloween spirit after a dare by a fellow mugger made a bet that he could have more success muggin people as a police officer. After painting his face white and dressing up as a police officer, The Black Beast was confronted by a strange man who asked him to try mugging MC Ride during the party. The Black Beast found MC Ride and proceeded to ambush MC Ride in the hallway and said "OI BRUV UR UNDER ARREST FOR CRIMES AGAINST WRESTLING! GIMME UR TING'S OR UR GOING TO PRISON!" that ended up in a brawl backstage (Shocking I know). MC Ride managed to escape from the ghostly looking police officer and got to the party. Little did either the Black Beast or Ride knew, that they are the starting gun to uncovering a tale long hidden from everyone.

MC Ride saw a ghost[edit | edit source]

*Door kicks open… Again*
MC Ride
Augh! Augh!! AUGH!!! YUH!
Roland
What’s his issue?
Luka
I think he is in pain.
Angela
Are you alright?
MC Ride
Some muthafukin gay ass ghost just tried to beat my ass!
Alice
A g-ghost?
MC Ride
Ain’t no bu’shit, he said my ass was under arrest for crimes against the wrestling business!
Angela
That’s absurd.
*Alice leaves off screen*
Roland
You sure it wasn’t that uh… “Black Beast” that I keep hearing about?
MC Ride
This ghost is the whitest dude I ever seen.
Angela
An actual ghost, huh? I’d like to see this ghost.
Luka
It was probably just some joker playing around in a bedsheet, ain’t that right, Alice?

...

Alice?
Roland
She’s hiding under the table.
Luka
Oh for-
*luka goes off screen*
MC Ride
Imma find Bateman, we gonna find that motherfucking ghost and beat its ass for good! YUH!
*Ride leaves*
Angela
He was surprisingly eloquent for once.
Luka
Alice, get out from under there. There is nothing to be afraid of- Argh!
*table banging*
Alice
Stay close to me, Luka!
Luka
You're hugging me too tightly... you’ll squeeze me to death!
Angela
What a strange relationship those two have.
Roland
Reminds me of my wife…

Match 6[edit | edit source]

James Sunderland vs Midge 2/3 falls

James pins 1-0

Midge pins 1-1

James pins 2-1

Outcome: James wins

Match 7[edit | edit source]

Alice vs BongBong vs Eri vs Zero - ELIM

Alice pins Eri

Zero pins Alice

BongBong pins Zero

Outcome: BongBong wins

Angela and Luka go to the archives of TCR[edit | edit source]

Luka
So why are we in these archives?
Angela
Looking for information about this ghost. Maybe we can find some way to bring it out of hiding.
Luka
cough… It’s dusty in here. I hope Roland can deal with Alice... I think my spine needs realigning after that hug.
*cut to the party*
Alice
I hope Luka shows that ghost what a big mistake it was to try to intimidate the Monster Lord!
Roland
I’m sure he will…

(And here I thought Angela was a handful.)

Wait a minute, what the hell do you mean by “Monster Lord”?
James
Hello, Roland.
Roland
Oh, hey James. Nice jacket you have there.
*back to the archive*
Luka
I’ve found a book here, Angela.
Angela
This looks very old. “Tales Of The Business” written by… that’s odd.
Luka
What is the problem?
Angela
There is no author.
*opens book*
Luka
You weren’t lying about this being very old.
Angela
Let’s see if it has anything in it about this ghost of ours.

Lets see here:

Facing The Fear To Build the Future...

The Return Of The Mad Empress.

The Wii-U Incident.

Invasion of The Big Dog.

Hmph, nothing so far.
Luka
Hold on, Angela. Some of these matches further back in the book.

I haven't been here as long as some of the people here, but there are stories here of matches here long before they ever got involved in this.

Especially this one.
Angela
“The Illias Screwjob”. From what I am reading here, it’s a conspiracy within the company to rig a match against another wrestler to make sure he would lose.
Luka
I didn’t even know this place was that old. But I don’t see how that could cause a ghost to haunt these halls.
Angela
“During the match, Marcellus had Lazarus-”
Luka
Wait, did you just say Marcellus and Lazarus?
Angela
Do you know them?
Luka
Marcellus is my father! And Lazarus was a friend of his. What were they doing in a wrestling match?
Angela
According to this, some dispute over some “ideals”.

Your father managed to get Lazarus in a submission hold, however the referee called for the bell during the move.

Making your father the winner although Lazarus wasn’t shown to have tapped out.
Luka
That can’t be right, you cannot call the bell if they haven’t tapped out. Why did they do that?
Angela

It seems the management at that time would have heavily preferred if Marcellus won the match for some reason. All I see here are multiple rumours that blur the truth even more.

What is interesting however is right after that match, Marcellus was extremely confused on why the match ended earlier than expected.
Luka
I guess even he knew something wasn’t right.
Angela
And uh… Lazarus punched the referee in the face. Twice.
Luka
Wait a minute, Ride was dressed as a Referee when this ghost attacked him. And the ghost mentioned a so-called “crime against the wrestling business”
Angela
What happened to your father and this Lazarus?
Luka
They both passed away. Do you think it could be the ghost of Lazarus?
Angela
It’s a likely theory at this point.
Luka

Now that you mention it, there are moments where we hit the ref after the match. Even someone as kind as James has fallen into it at some point. They happen so often that some people have started to call it a curse... Maybe that ghost could be the cause of it after all...

Let me talk to Alice, this has given me an idea.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

Manager vs Spigot 2 / 3 falls

Manager pins Spigot 1-0

Manager pins Spigot 2-0

Outcome: Manager wins


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Roland vs Hokma vs Date 1 fall

Hokma pins Roland

Outcome: Hokma wins


Luka confronts the ghost[edit | edit source]

Roland
So what’s the plan?
Luka
When I speak the incantation, Alice will put a seal around this place so that we can trap this ghost in this ring where I will challenge it to a match.
Angela
Meaning it will be open to attacks due to the Laws...
Roland
Well that sounds like a plan.
Alice
As long as it is not me in the ring!
Luka
Are you ready?
Alice
Yes.
Luka

One…

Two…

Three…

One…

Two…

Three…
*Lights go off*
???
Ask and you shall receive.
Luka
Now, Alice!
Alice
Got it!
*sealing noise*
???
So you have finally found out the truth? About goddamn time.
Luka
Lazarus?
???
What a sore loser he was, but what happened there was nothing personal. I was only doing my job back then.
Luka
Show yourself, demon.
*Lights turn back on*
*Enter Black Ref*
Black Ref
I remember it like it was yesterday, Luka. The day your father won.
Luka
W-what? What are you doing here, Ref?
Angela
Are you here to referee for this match?
Black Ref
No, I am here for something personal, that job has been left to my temporary replacement for today.
Roland
That explains why he hasn’t been around for the other matches.
Black Ref
So you all still have no clue? You see… I was the referee in that match.
Luka
You were there even then?
Black Ref
Yes, it seems this job is to forever be my burden after all.

And the story about your father’s match is true.

Management ordered me to make sure your father won the match, they said I had to do it otherwise I would be punished for an eternity over it!
Luka
I am sorry to hear that...
Roland
So you are the ghost?
Black Ref
Ha! I wish! At least then I would get to enjoy the ignorance that you fools have the pleasure of!

Ever since Lazarus attacked me, it seems that all that ever happens during matches is getting wrestlers punching and kicking and suplexing and diving into me! This is my curse!

And I will not deal with it anymore!
Angela
Then who was the ghost who attacked Ride?
Black Ref
I paid that “Black Beast” to dress up as a ghost and attack Ride, who I knew would be dressing up like me.

And knowing that Halloween is the time where everyone gets curious about the mythologies of the occult. Allowing the chance for curses to show their ugly faces. It would lead you all to learn my story and by extension, to me!

I planned everything to make sure that you would face me, Luka!
Luka
All of this is because of my father... Why do I have to answer for this?
Black Ref
You are a descendant of Marcellus, the source of my Eternal Punishment™!

If I beat you... I can finally break my curse! And you better not go easy on me, Luka. Because I wont!

You will taste the pain I had to endure!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

Luka vs Black Ref 20 minute Ironman

Ref pin Luka 1-0

Luka pin Ref 1-1

Luka pin Ref 1-2

Ref pin Luka 2-2

Luka pin Ref 2-3

Luka pin Ref 2-4

Luka pin Ref 2-5

Ref pins Luka 3-5

Ref pin Luka 4-5

Luka pin Ref 4-6

Luka pin Ref 4-7

Ref pin Luka 5-7


Outcome of Match 10[edit | edit source]

Luka Wins (Canon)[edit | edit source]

Luka
Please, stop!
Black Ref
I will not stop until the curse is broken.
Luka
I am sorry about what happened but I am not my father, my father didn’t even know about this! Even he was confused about it all!
Black Ref
You lie!
Luka
It doesn’t have to end this way.

We can help you break your curse without doing all of this!}}

Black Ref
I can still fight! I will beat your ass!
Luka
So be it-
Roland
Luka! Close your eyes, now!
*FLASH OF LIGHT*
Black Ref
SHIT MY EYES!

I CAN’T SEE SHIT!

WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!?
Alice
Hit him, Luka!
*PUNCH*
Black Ref
Argh-
*light goes away*
Alice
Good idea to use the spotlights, Angela.
Angela
Spigot gave me some inspiration after that… music incident.
Roland
Is he still alive?
Luka
Yes, he is just unconscious. Hopefully the curse is broken now. Help me drop him with the doctor and let’s get back to the party.
Alice
Oh yes, I heard that they are going to start the fireworks soon!
Angela
Well this was… quite the story…
Alice
We should put that in the book, have a record of it.
Luka
I don’t know…
Alice
Oh don’t worry Luka, we’ll make it sound like a grand adventure. “And our great hero said
“This was truly The Cartel Rumble™!”.”
Angela
But he never said that...
Luka
Let’s never speak of this ever again. Nobody would believe us at all.
Roland
I agree, this is too absurd even for me.

Black Ref wins[edit | edit source]

Luka
Argh!
Black Ref
Finally! I’ve done it! I have finally shown those fuckin’ assholes that I wont take it anymore!
Luka
H-Have you finally got it out of your system?
Black Ref
Hahahahaa! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luka
What’s so funny?
Black Ref
I HAVE FINALLY WON A MATCH!
Luka
But haven’t you won a lot of belts?
Black Ref
… What?
Luka
Every single belt match we have had in the history of this business, it was you who always had the belt.
Black Ref
Are you trying to fuck with me, little boy?
Roland
He has a point you know...
Black Ref
He doesn’t have a point, he is being an idiot-
Roland
Luka… Close your eyes for a second.
*FLASH OF LIGHT*
Black Ref
SHIT MY EYES!

I CAN’T SEE SHIT!

WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!?
Angela
Get him, Roland!
*PUNCH*
Black Ref
Argh!
Luka
Thanks for the help, Roland. Who turned on the lights?
Alice
Angela did.
Angela
Spigot gave me some… inspiration when he did his “prank” on me.
Alice
I am amazed that you managed to find a way out of this one, Luka.
Angela
You actually bought me some time there with you confusing him.
Luka
Urgh… that hurt... Is he still alive?
Roland
Yes, he is just unconscious.
Luka
Well here’s hoping that this curse is now finally broken, it never really occurred to me how much we smack him around.
Roland
It’s very common to ignore things in the heat of the moment.
Alice
Well I guess that resolves everything.
Angela
I guess we should drop him off at the doctors and get back to that party.
Alice
Oh yes, I heard that they are going to start the fireworks soon!
Luka
Lets… keep this a secret. I’d rather not have to explain why this all happened.
Roland
Agreed.

Extra Match 1[edit | edit source]

It’s Hip vs 90 handicap

MC Ride pinned 90

Extra Match 2[edit | edit source]

Angela and Catt vs Alice and Zero. Tornado Tag

Alice pinned Angela