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"Woof woof!"

Lore| Tied up loose-end[edit | edit source]

Date
Hey wait a second, didn’t someone die?
Akasaka
That girl that saved Manager and Spigot?
Date
Yeah! Catt was her name! She looked pretty cute…
Aiba
Date!
Date
Alright, alright, I need to talk with those two, where are they hanging out right now?
Akasaka
They’re in one of the meeting rooms with some of the Sephirah. Guess with the new bonds forged they can take the time to chat and have a good time.
Date
Right, I should go and talk with them.

-scene change-

Angela
...It’s good to see even in such little time you’ve all had some fun.
Chesed
Yeah, that cafe did do some good coffee. Didn’t exactly appreciate me giving them suggestions for improvements, though.

-date enters-

Binah
Oh, it’s that funny investigator again. Careful Angela, he likes to talk before he thinks.
Date
Hah, this time I’m not here to talk about that.

It’s about that girl you… killed.

Catt, that girl who saved Manager and Spigot.
Hokma
Oh… right…
Manager
It’s a shame she had to go like that. If only we could have done more...
Angela
Actually… she became a book upon her death.
Date
A… book?
Angela
Yes, so she technically isn’t dead. I have her right here, in fact, I figured it’d be the right thing to bring her back.

-book sound effect-

Catt
What happened? Where is Catt?

First there was darkness, now here?

…It’s you!

What have you done!? Catt will make sure to defeat you this time!
Manager
Wait!
Catt
What? Manager!? That means… You have fallen for her tricks too! Catt will take you down too then!
Date
No hold on here before a fight breaks out!

Manager won his fight, we managed to sort things out in the end in a… friendly way.

The fighting of that sort has ended, it’s okay…
Catt
It has? How strange, Catt never thought such peace could be possible.
Date
I know, it’s pretty new to me too.

Uraaah! If only I could join in on the final fight too! Imagine the great cards!

Imagine that!

...Wait, what about the guys who faced the abnormalities?

Dammit! I forgot about them too!
Angela
I wondered if they had died too, since I haven’t seen them.

And anyone who would have died in there would be turned into books.

But the strange thing is... none of them have appeared as books.
Date
Which means... they’re still alive?
Angela
Yes, but I’m not sure where they would be in that case. I guess we can only wait until they come back again...


[1][edit | edit source]

Apoc Manager vs DBZ Manager

DBZ Manager pins Apoc

Apoc pins DBZ

DBZ PINS APOC

DBZ WINS

[2][edit | edit source]

Agent fight

Dimitri pin Richtofen

Battler makes Kirei tap

Battler pin Dimitri

Armstrong pins Battler

[3][edit | edit source]

Womemes match Elim Chamber

Angela vs Catt vs Zero vs Alice vs BongBong vs Laetitia

Catt pins Zero

Alice pins Angela

Alice pins bongbong

Alice pins Laetitia

Alice pinned Catt

[4][edit | edit source]

HEART OF THE JOB VS WORLD OF STR

YUGI THROWS KEN THROUGH TABLE 1-0

Q-Taro puts Yami through 1-1

Yugi throws Q-taro 2-1

Ken throws Yami 2-2

Q-Taro throws Yami 2-3

Q-taro throws Yami 2-4

Ken throws Yugi 2-5

World of STR wins

90 Everywhere[edit | edit source]

Target| Roland

Result: Trade

Gained Sync EXP

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Runescape bot and Geb vs Manager and Angela vs Sigurd and Byleth

Sigurd wins ladder


Lore: In another timeline[edit | edit source]

Date
Wait a minute, all of this over not getting laid… I think I have an idea!
Aiba
You are seriously not thinking of doing what i think you are going to do, Date?
Date
Manager, stand back! I know how to stop Angela!
Manager
You are crazy! She is going to rip you apart!
Date
Trust me! I know what I am doing!
Manager
I’ll trust your judgement then.
Date
Face me Angela! If you win, you can take me instead! But If you lose, can i get your number?
Manager
What!?
Date
Trust me, it’s the only way!
Angela
You seriously think you can defeat me!? Once I am done with you, A is next!
Date
We’ll see about that!



Match 6[edit | edit source]

Dayt Vs Angela 15min Ironman

Angela pins 0-1

Date pins 1-1

Date pins 2-1

Angela makes Date tap 2-2

DRAW

ICONIC

Lore: Aftermatch[edit | edit source]

(If win)

Date
It is over!
Aiba
I am seriously surprised you manage to beat her…
Date
Not gonna lie… me too.
Angela
You! You piece of trash! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU DISGUSTINGLY HANDSOME- W-what did i just say?!

(If lose)

Angela
KNOW! YOUR! PLACE!
Date
Ow! OW! OW!
Angela
YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT! I KNOW YOU TRIED TO COP A FEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT!
Date
I have an erection like you wouldn’t believe!
Aiba
Is this really the time for that Date?!
Angela
WHEN THIS IS OVER YOU WILL BE SERVICING ME- W-wait what did I just say?
Date
Holy crap, it’s actually working! I never expected this cream to actually work on robots!
Aiba
Are you talking about that “succubus aphrodisiac” you ordered from one of those shady websites- Wait a minute! You seriously kept that around!?
Date
You never know when you need it Aiba.
Angela
Oh, Date~
Manager
What is happening to her?
Angela
Come here Date! I want to kiss you!
Spigot
I THINK SHE HAS HOPPED FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER!
Date
Manager, I am going to take one for the team and give her what she wants! Come with me, Angela! I have a love hotel booked and everything!
Angela
Yes darling!
Aiba
This is probably the most morally questionable thing you have done, Date…
Date
But it solves the problem!

*Angela and Date leave*

Manager
Uhhh… what did he do to her?
Roland
I don’t know…
Spigot
WELL I GUESS NOW THAT DICK HAS BEEN FINALLY LICKED! WELL WHAT THE FUCK WE DO NOW!
Hokma
I never really gave that much thought…
Bateman
Uhhhh… So how about that rematch?
Manager
Eh, it’s not like we have anything else better to do.
Dou
Uhh.. Boss, does that count as a rape?
Joker
Ehhh… I guess you can count it as rape? Mind control at the very least.
NTR Man
She did say she was willing to force herself on Manager.

So I guess she got what she wanted in the end, except it’s with that detective.

Hey wait a second, that asshole is using my own techniques!
Joker
Oh well… I will say it anyway. Go on Detective! Rape her! This one is on me!

*At the love hotel*

Angela
Ravage me Date!
Date
Patience, the night is still young! Let’s get in the room!

*opens door*

*The door reveals a server room*

Date
What… a server room? I think they gave us the wrong room. Wait, who is that?

*Frames of a GnOP as a dog fucking with levers*

Date
So it was all your work!?

Off-Season Lore[edit | edit source]

[IN ANOTHER TIMELINE]

Ingurland
It’s me favourite egghead!
Manager
Your Majesty.
Ingurland
‘Avent you gotten tired of starin’ at t’ weird fooks in yer lab yet? I kinda wish you told me dat you kept the bloody lab here, not that I mind as long as it benefits Britannia but…
Manager
I am surprised Angela even managed to get the facility here. She never really explained how she achieved that.
Ingurland
I know it’s a lot to ask lad, but can you move it elsewhere?

It’s got the locals unnerved. Some of them keep complaining about the noises in there.

That and the rumoured sightings of them Ab... Abn... Abnobal- yer know, the spooky shite.
Manager
Well where would you suggest we move the facility? The “norfeners” have refused to allow the facility in their area because they think it will “Get in the way of footy practice”.
Ingurland
We found some random island on one of our many trips.

We can ‘ook that up with some fackin massive engines and add it to t’ fleet.

Yer can put it on there and have the best of both worlds.
Manager
I guess a change of scenery won’t hurt. Keeps the employee's morale up too.

Chesed would be happy about it at least.

I just hope Angela will tell us how she managed to move the facility.
Ingurland
That’s great, we’ll tell the lads on the island to get ready for you!
Spigot
DID I HEAR WE ARE GOING TO QUEER TOWN!?
Manager
No, Spigot. The train is still cordoned off and is now considered an anomalous zone.
Angela
What was he here for?
Manager
He wants us to move the facility, I hope you remembered how you did that last time.

[Cut to an beach]

Manager
This is the place. What do you think of it?
Chesed
I think it’s great, it’s about time we got something that wasn’t smog ridden streets.
Gebura
I don’t like all this peace and quiet…


Spigot
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT! SO WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY NAME THIS PLACE!
Manager
Apparently they have left that up to us.
Angela
I guess we can work with this.
Spigot
HOLD ON A DICK! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS!?
GnOP
Welcome to the is-
Spigot
IT’S ONE OF THOSE RETARDED BOARD EXECUTIVES FROM TCR!
Chesed
Why does he look like me?
GnOP
Yes it is I, after I lost my job on the board they told me I had to manage this island instead.
Spigot
WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR RETARDED PALS FROM THE BOARD!?
GnOP
No idea, probably sitting in some warehouse sniffing glue or playing soggy biscuit.
Tiph
What’s soggy biscuit?
GnOP
You’ll learn when you’re older.
Tiph
Grrr! But-
Manager
Anyway! Have the living arrangements been sorted?
GnOP
Yes. What we have is-
Dimitri
Hey everyone!
Spigot
GREAT MASSIVE TITS! IT’S DIMITRI! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Manager
Did that priest finally let you go?
Dimitri
Let’s just say he got my “resignation”...
James
Hello? I’ve got an invite to this place and- Dimitri!?
Hokma
If this is going to be the place for us to do our research in peace... Why are there wrestlers from TCR here?
Ingurland
I thought you’d lot be lonely without yer friends from there. Come t’ think of it. It’s like I’m watching Big Brother!
Binah
Can we get off this beach? This sun is getting irritating…
Spigot
OF COURSE THE WITCH SHITS HERSELF WHEN SHE FACES A TINY BIT OF SUNLIGHT!

[at a hotel reception]

Manager
So… any ideas on what we should name the Island?
Hod
What about "The Island"
Malkuth
That's not creative at all, I think "Cape Island" would be better.
Angela
You called her "uncreative" when you just stole that name from the other show and changed a letter in it... We should go for "The Isle Of Light"
Spigot
DICKS ISLAND!
Manager
That's too crude, even for you Spigot.
Gebura
How about "The Red Island".
Binah
You just want to have it named after yourself, idiot.

If we are naming it anything it should have some meaning beyond idiotic narcissism.

Like "New Paradise" would make a good name.
James
How about we figure out some sort of contest to determine who gets to name it?
Dimitri
Well all we have here is this bottle that washed up on the beach.
Spigot
OH OH I KNOW! SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!

-spin the bottle happens and spigot wins-

Spigot
WOWEE WOW OH WOW I WON!
Manager
The name can’t be too rude, Spigot.
Spigot
PEN ISLAND!!!
Manager
Pen Island? I am sure there is some thinly veiled joke- oh… I get it now.
Dimitri
At least that one takes reading between the lines to see the crude humour. It could’ve been worse, sure.
Netzatch
...Malkuth, how did this guy become the team captain of your department again?
Malkuth

He was and still is an amazing agent.

He only started acting this way when he did work on that group of strange beings that yelled about the male genitalia and masturbation.
Spigot
WELCOME EVERYONE! TO PENISLAND!