TCR/S2E9

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Angela
“ "It is the way of men to make monsters, and it is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers.” So it is written... "
Roland
“I’m back.“
Angela
“Oh, Did you find someone willing to look into the USB?”
Roland
“Yes, Miss Director.“
Angela
“Who got their hands on it?”
Roland
“Funnily enough it’s that group who have been attacking all of the abnormalities. I overheard them in one of the locker rooms discussing some kind of rivalry between them and A and his friends.”
Angela
“Let’s hope they serve that purpose well at least, their attacks are interfering with everything we have planned. “
Roland
“Hopefully. So… Do you have any questions now that I am back?”
Angela
“I do, in fact, Roland. You have told of the influence that this… Wrestling has on the world. How did it come to be?”
Roland
“What do you mean, Director?”
Angela
“The… hold that the power has on the majority of the population, where things can be resolved without grand violence or lead or steel. From what I read in some books I have obtained, the bloodshed was prevalent until recent times. What changed?
Roland
“Ah… The truth is, the world has been a rather cruel place, until the Laws were passed.
Angela
“Laws?”
Roland
“Yes. Laws of Wrestling, to be precise. A set of rules to ensure that any argument can be resolved with as little difference in power as possible.”
Angela
“...I don’t see how mere words can make everyone hold back or give it their all.
Roland
“With what else? Magic. “

Meanwhile[edit | edit source]

Patrick Bateman
“Right, let’s see who this USB belongs to… “L Corp”? Wasn’t Manager a part of that place?”
–mouse click noise–
Patrick Bateman
“What the…. This is what he was doing before he got here?!

I knew it! That bastard has everyone under his thumb! I’ve had it with him!

Ride, Show, we’re crashing his little party, come with me!”
MC Ride
“YUH!”



Match 1[edit | edit source]

The Scientists vs TF2

TF2 wins via Heavy pinning HL1 Scientist

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Eri
“Ooooooh, the things i would do to get my hands on some of those ‘Abnormalities’ !

Just thinking of the ways they could pleasure a girl is getting me hot under the collar! If only those brutes running It’s Hip would leave some for me… Urgh, and where the hell is Dog Nigga?! A woman can only go so long without a beast ravaging them... Big Dog understood that, but even he won't return my calls! Guess I will have to find another now. Should've never left Marakoma...

I wonder how Yuki and Ayame are doing?”

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Angela
“We… have seen the magical symbols, through the invitations of the more recent guests. So there is little doubt that Magic is real. But… “
Roland
“Hm?”
Angela
“What makes you so sure that this is the truth?”
Roland
“The fact of the matter, it is what I choose to believe. There are no true records of the time Laws of Wrestling were conceived.”
Angela
“The idiocy of humans strikes again. Such a world-changing event had to be documented somewhere.”
Roland
“It was, actually. There’s a whole Library of Wrestling, where texts of times before wrestling, and after wrestling lay. Of all the shows, events, and such. And, of course, how the Laws of Wrestling came to be.”
Angela
“...You said there are no true records, yet now you say there are records. Stop talking in riddles, Roland.”
Roland
“Right, right. Well, the Library doesn’t exist anymore.
Angela
“...What?"
Roland
”There was some debacle with a writer, and a script that changed reality or something, And in his fit of power he burned down the whole Library, to ensure that only his truth is written down. Or so the story goes. “
Angela
“...Leave me, Roland.“
Roland
“Uh… I see that look, sure.”

<Roland exits>

Angela
“The knowledge… the books… disgusting…”

Match 2[edit | edit source]

Eri vs Roman Reigns (Da Big Dawg)

Roman Reigns wins via Pin

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Angela
“We know where he is doing this meeting.

When Gebura pays the meeting a visit, you will follow in after her. You Agents, I’ve given you some repurposed handheld cognition filters. It looks like they’re still adapting to you, but soon they should resemble you better.

The time to strike is now. You know your orders.“
Agent Battler(?)
“The Sephirah might not enjoy that we resemble them somewhat with this.

Plus, my actual gear isn’t showing up, unlike my coworker here.

What about the abnormalities?”
Angela
“Take them all out of their containment, I doubt that the group attacking them will be attending.

Let them have some fun with his friends. But remember. He must be kept alive, rough him up if needed but he stays alive. Do what you must with the others.

Got that? Agents Battler and Dimitri?”
The Agents
“SSDD, we just follow orders, Miss Director.”
(They leave)
Angela
“BongBong did a good job finding those drug test samples from those shows.

With those we could recreate their very best… With some tweaks included.

Three sent out, one without a filter.”
Binah
“Are you sure it’s a good idea to send that raging idiot after him?”
(Binah enters)
Angela
“Considering you got distracted over the old fool and A’s eccentric little friend. I figured that she will stay on target.”
Binah
“You know she is out of control, don’t you? I mean, you made her that way. We have no idea what she might do without putting a tight leash on her.”
Angela
“That is why I called you here, I want you to make sure that does not happen.”


Match 3[edit | edit source]

Midge vs Nyron

Midge wins via pin

(N-Not canon! - Nyron)


Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Roland
”Jeez is that what you call a friendly fight? I had to take a trip to the doc after it.”
James
”Sorry, it gets a little heated in the ring, you kinda forget about it all.”
Roland
” I suppose, at least the doc here is good enough to make it a non-issue.

Anyways, I was planning on heading out for a bit. Since I’m new here, I want to learn about the history of all this.

Like, I just wanna know how all this Laws of Wrestling and all that came about.”
James
”Oh! We could head to a local library.”
Roland
” Wasn’t the main one destroyed?”
James
” Yeah, though these places hold books from all over the world. Lots of it is folklore from other cultures, but it’s better than nothing.”
Roland
” No harm in trying, then.”
-Scene Change-
James
”This looks to be one you’d be interested in!”
-Scene of Roland and James in a Library-
Roland
” Hey, the cover certainly isn’t in English.”
James
”Thankfully it provides an English translation too.”
Roland
(Awfully convenient, but whatever…)

“I see… So it claims that the Laws were started like this?

That’s certainly… An interesting theory… “
Roland
”Some of these drawings are a bit… simple.”
James
”Oh, if you read here it says that the Russian Government had drawings from the peasants of Zona. They claimed to have witnessed this battle and for the sake of historical preservation, they were kept in.”
Roland
”I see, it’s nice that they include some original art alongside professional renditions.

“Made by Ivan, age 32”, that’s some pretty awful handwriting. It’s at least nice to at least kick my feet up once in a while, better than getting my ass beat.

I’ll loan this book out, I have a friend who’d be interested to read this as well.”
James
”You have more friends?”
Roland
”Well yeah! I know my way around people. She can be a bit… Too serious? But I guess you could attribute it to rough upbringing.”
James
”She should come to appreciate the friends she has around her.”
Roland
” I’m not even sure if she’d consider anyone around her as “friends”.

Maybe with time she’ll figure it out.

I gotta say, it’s nice to talk to someone who isn’t an ass, that’s rare on my end.”
James
” Maybe we can put together a tag team? I know management wants more of those.”
Roland
” I mean... sure? I can’t really think of a good name though for a team.”
James
” I’m sure management would come up with something good!”


Match 4[edit | edit source]

Quint vs Dyatlov

Quint wins via pin


Lore 6[edit | edit source]

George
”No… I still believe that you must be Peleador!”
El Loco
”Our fight, as you said yourself, proves that I’m not your cousin, fat fuck. Do you really want the truth?”
George
”I-I WILL NEVER BELIEVE YOU!”
El Loco
"I was classmates with Peleador during my time in Mexican magic school.”
George
”Y-You know how to do it! Surely that means-”
El Loco
“No, he just taught me how to do it during our time there. Pretty neat, huh?”
George
”Tch… So it is true then, you aren’t Peleador.”
El Loco
”I’ve been trying to tell you that this whole time, fatty.”
George
”I see… So I was mistaken… My search for Peleador continues then…”
El Loco
”Well good luck with that, I need to get this fucking thing fixed.”



Match 5[edit | edit source]

Tornado 1fall

Dagoth Ur and Sigurd vs World of STR

Dagoth Ur and Sigurd win via Dagoth pinning Kenshiro


Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Security Guard Joey
”So Darren, you saw that right tight looking lass who beat the shit out of that old man?”
Security Guard Darren
“You talking about the one that also tried to kill the Manager and his bumbuddy?”
Joey
”Yea! I’d have a piece of her!”
Dazza
”Fucking ‘ell! Joey, she looks old enough to be your gran!”
Joey
“Yes… And?”
Dazza
“You need help, me lad- Oi, who’s that running towards us?”
-Gebura Appears-
Dazza
“Hey sorry, lassie. But this is a restr-”
Gebura
“I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!”
-Cutting noise, Blood covers the screen-
Dazza
“AAAAAAAUGH! ME FUCKING ARM’S GONE!“
Gebura
“OUT OF MY WAY!”
Joey
“Fuck this! I’m off!”
Gebura
“BE GLAD YOU RAN! WHERE IS THAT MEETING ROOM!?”

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Date
”Alright, meeting time once again everyone!

Hopefully soon we can make a move to rescue those weird men, But first we should get ready for this apparent next wave that’s coming.

So, my suggestion for this is-”
-door kicked open- (seriously feel sorry for those doors)

-It’s Hip enters-

Date
”Oh hey Bateman! I gotta say, you’re-”
Bateman
”Now isn’t the time for that.

You there, Manager. I know your past now.

Everyone! You are being strung along by this man and I have proof on this USB!”
-Cut to LC Logo-
???
”To whoever finds this, I’m sure you are curious about the enigmatic Manager?”
Hokma
(The voice is distorted, I’m betting it’s Angela behind this!)
???
“Nobody seems to know who he is, and how he got here.

I can answer one of these questions. Manager, otherwise known as A, is a man obsessed with a long dead friend. His negligence resulted in the deaths of all his colleagues. And as he saw them die? He disregarded their pain, he thought he was above them. He then stuffed them all into boxes so they could continue to live out their pain. In his own pain, he also made someone else. Angela. He made her out of grief, then abandoned her from her creation and treated her like dirt. Within a timeloop, only she would see 10,000 years of torture that took place within the Corporation. Why would someone do such disgusting acts, then try to pretend that they never happened?

I leave that question to you.”
-test screen-
Date
”What… Let me take all that in for a moment…”
Manager
“It’s her behind that video, you can ask Hod about-”
Bateman
“About what? About your evil nature? Because let me tell you, you’re not going to-”
-wall explosion sfx-
Spigot
”OH DICKS!”
Date
”Everyone! Run!”
Gebura
”I’LL DESTROY A SHODDY PLACE LIKE THIS WITH MY OWN HANDS!
Binah
”Calm down idiot, there’s no fun killing them too fast! Hrm, looks like they’re running except this one.”
Date
”Wow! Who sent hot ladies after me? Thick thighs and hags! I like it!”
Binah
”Hag? I’ll enjoy torturing you for that one.”
-Date proceeds to run-
Date
“YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO CHASE ME FIRST BEFORE YOU CAN ENABLE MY MASOCHISTIC TENDENCIES!”
Gebura
”GET BACK HERE!”


Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Akasaka
”No… A deadend…”
Joker
”Heheheh, your detective friend ain’t gonna bail you out of this one. Looks like character development is back on the menu, boys!”
NTR Man
”Hold on… My senses are tingling… You have a wife, don’t you?”
Akasaka
“You wouldn’t!”
Dou
”Oh! That makes this even better. When we are done with you, I think we’ll pay her a visit too!”
Rapeman
”She is gonna get some PTSD, some Pretty Thick and Strong Development!”
Akasaka
”No!”
???
”SCAMMIN PIECE OF SHIT TINGS! GIMMIE BACK MY FUCKIN’ LIDL!”
Joker
”What the?”
Dou
”It’s that damn Black Beast!”
Joker
”Black Beast?”
90
”NO MAN’S GON’ SCAM DA BLACK BEAST AND GET AWAY WITH IT YA GET ME! GONNA MUG EVERY LAST THING OFFA YA! DOWN TO THE VERY FUCKIN BONE!”
-90 attacks Joker-
Joker
”Get this monkey off me!”
90
”YOU THINK YOU CAN HUSTLE A REAL G?

I WILL BEAT YOU AND SELL YOUR GAY MASK ON CASHCONVERTERS!

IT’LL MAKE BARE P’S BRUV!”
Dou
”We’re trying boss!”
-Akasaka runs off-
Joker
”ARGHH- GO AFTER THAT GUY! I’LL DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF!”
-Dou, Rapeman and Fat Ugly Bastard leave in pursuit of Akasaka-


Match 6[edit | edit source]

90 vs Joker

Joker wins

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Spigot
”HOLY GAY GHOSTS! THIS GAY OLD ORGY HAS TURNED INTO ONE MASSIVE SUCKFEST! AND NOW WE ARE THE ONES SUCKING THE DONGS THIS TIME!”
Manager
”Where is Date?!”
Hokma
”He ran off with Gebura and Binah in pursuit!”
Spigot
”HE IS GOING TO GET HIS HOLE DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR!”
Manager
”We have to find him! Gebura will tear him apart!”
Hokma
”If Binah doesn’t get to him first!”
Spigot
WATCH OUT! ABKNOBALITIES ARE CUMMING FOR OUR ASSES!”
”Manager
"Damn! We don’t stand a chance fighting them here!

Take them to the ring and let’s hope the laws are still powerful enough for us to be able to suppress them!”

(Please don’t let them catch you Date…)

Match 7[edit | edit source]

Jerkcity Corp vs Third Trumpet

Manager gets Spigot teched by Nothing There

Spigot makes Nothing There tap

Spigot makes Plague Doctor tap

Hokma pins Silent Orchestra


Match 8[edit | edit source]

The Bad Tags vs Akasaka and The Impenetrable fortress

NTR Man pins Gamer Wizard

Dou pins Luka

Akasaka pins NTR Man

Akasaka pins Dou

Akasaka pins Rapeman

Match 9[edit | edit source]

George, Sundowner and James vs The Agents

Armstrong spigottechs George

Sundowner pins Dimitri

Battler pins Sundowner

Battler pins James


Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Aiba
”Take a left here!”
Date
”I thought I would be ecstatic having two pretty ladies chasing after me!”
Aiba
”You probably would be if said ladies weren't the most violent Sephirah! You should have stuck with Manager!”
Date
”I should have, but where is the fun in that?”
-Binah appears at one end of the hallway-
Binah
“You will not get away that easily…”
-Date tries to run back the other way only to see Gebura-
Gebura
”I’m going to cut off your perverted tongue!”
Date
”Ladies! Settle down!”
Gebura
”I’ll settle for killing you!”
Date
”Uhh… Aiba, if you have any idea on how to get us out of this one… Now would be the time!”
Aiba
”Give me a moment!”
Binah
You have nowhere to run, surrender and I will give you a quick death. Trust me… it will be more merciful compared to what she will do.”
Aiba
”The fire extinguisher! Shoot it!”
Binah
”Disp-”
*BANG*
(Screen is covered in white smoke)
Gebura
”GRARGH! GET OUT OF MY WAY, HAG! HE IS MINE!”
Binah
”Like I will give you the pleasure!”

Match 10[edit | edit source]

Date vs Binah vs Gebura

Binah pins Date