TCR/S2E8

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Roland gets a job

Angela
“Roland, I have a request for you.”
Roland
“Alright sure, anything to stretch my legs.”
Angela
“Actually, make that two. The first one, I want to you head out and figure out more about this place. I’m curious as to how all this began, and how different it is to The City.”
Roland
”Sure, I’m pretty sure nobody will suspect a thing considering I don’t have a cognition filter.”
Angela
“Can you also make sure this falls in the right hands.”
Roland
“A USB? What does it have on there?”
Angela
“Some history of L Corporation, specifically on A and the things he has done. Preferably it is someone who has it out for him that should find it.”
Roland
“Judging from the footage from the hacked security cameras, I can think of someone that would fit that description perfectly.”
Angela
“Good, make sure whoever that is finds it then. Good luck.”


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Aftermath of the Luka and Gamer Wizard fight with The CEO of Rape

Joker
"Hah! Let this be a lesson old man, you shall be next in character development!”
Luka
"Wizard… I’m sorry, it wasn’t enough…”
Dou
"Heh, time to get this over with!”
Gamer Wizard
MAGIC MISSILE!
- Magic Missile Effect -
Dou
”What the!”
Joker
”Interesting, I thought the Laws wouldn’t allow such magic!”
Gamer Wizard
”YOU ARE ONE TO TALK, BULBASAUR-BRINGER!

I HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOUR TRICKS!

DID YOU NOT THINK I, THE GAMER WIZARD, WOULDN’T SPOT YOUR TIMELINE ALTERING?”
Joker
W-what? Quit talking bull!”
Gamer Wizard
”I HAVE SEEN IT!

I KNOW WHERE THE TIMELINE DIFFERS FROM THE PREVIOUS! THE MAN WEIGHED WITH SADNESS WAS ANGERED AT A FELLOW TIME MAGE IN THE OTHER TIME! BUT IN THIS, THAT HAD NEVER HAPPENED! I HAVE ALSO SEEN YOUR PHANTOM BULBASAURS TRIP LUKA AT THAT VERY MOMENT! I SEE THROUGH YOU AS THE FRAUD YOU ARE, CUTTING CRUSADER!

THE LAWS ARE WEAKENED BY THE PRESENCE OF THAT ROBOTIC WENCH!
Joker
”So what, you can’t do anything about it!”
Gamer Wizard
"I AM A WIZARD FOR A REASON, TASTE THE NEON OF MY LED LIGHTNING! GHOULS!”
-lightning effect-
Joker
"Argh fuck! It stings!”
Dou
"The light is too strong!”
Gamer Wizard
”YOU SPEAK OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT,

BUT YOU FAILED TO NOTICE THE TRUE ART OF A GAMER WIZARD! THE MASTERY OF QUICKSAVE AND SAVE EDITING! READ UP HARDER ON YOUR HISTORY BOY! THIS IS HOW I HAD STOPPED THE WII U NEN! AND NOW IT SHALL STOP YOU! YOU SPEAK OF PHANTOMS AND BULBASAURS,

HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF WHAT YOU TALK OF THE MOST?”


Match 1[edit | edit source]

Handicap

1v3 of Joker vs Gamer Wizard, Phantom Dimitri and Phantom Big Dog

Gamer Wizard pins Joker

Match 2[edit | edit source]

The Bad Tags vs The Strongest Team

Rapeman makes Travelling Knight submit

Bad Tags win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Aftermath of It’s Hip vs 3rd Trumpet

Bateman
”Most dangerous abnormalities? What a bunch of chumps!

None of these boys have any guts! They’re all cowards, yet they get the spotlight!

None of management recognizes the power of my brand. It’s Hip is the future!”
MC Ride
”YUH!”
Bateman
”If Manager and his buddies don’t want to face these beings, then I will!

Fuck abnormalities!” It’s Hip will be the shining shield this company shall be defended by! It won’t be Jerkcity Corp! It won’t be The Scientists! It won’t be anyone else! If this is the greatest that woman could send out, then i am absolutely disappointed!

Is this seriously the best you’ve got? Send out more of these “Abnormalities” and let's find out!”
Angela
“Ask and you shall receive…”
Bateman
”Oh!? So she finally responds!”
Angela
“Although you are not who I am after, it would be inconsiderate of me to deny a “guest” his request. That is all I have to say for now.”


Match 3[edit | edit source]

It’s Hip vs Third Trumpet (Army in Black, Laetitia and Plague Doctor)

Big show pins Laetitia

It's Hip wins


Match 4[edit | edit source]

20 minute Ironman Tables Match

Dagoth Ur vs Hank J Wimbleton

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 1-0

Hank puts Dagoth Ur through a table 1-1

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 2-1

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 3-1

Hank puts Dag through a table 3-2

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 4-2

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 5-2

Hank puts Dag through a table 5-3

Dagoth Ur puts Hank through a table 6-3

Dagoth Ur wins


Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Scientist Lore

Eggman
"OHOHOHOHO!

THE CURE FOR AUTISM IS IN MY HANDS! FINALLY I WILL BE RID OF THAT WRETCHED HEDGEHOG! AND HIS FANS!

I’LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PRRRRRRROMOTION!”
Walter
”It’d be interesting to research the contents of that briefcase. Too bad management just want it as a way to face The Grand Autismo.”
Eggman
”WHAT FOOLS! WHAT IDIOTS!”
Walter
”They said something about a risk to viewership if it was used for its actual purpose.”
Eggman
”Regardless! I would enjoy tinkering with the contents of this case! Tell me my fellow intellectual, aren’t you a researcher yourself?”
Walter
U-uh yeah, I’ve done plenty of it in my time all over the world!
Eggman
”Between us as friends, would you mind divulging in what work you did.
Walter
”Well you see it was all top secret, serious stuff, you know!”
Eggman
”Ahhh I see! Perhaps it’d be a good idea for me to not snoop into that! What place did you work at though?”
Walter
”A-ah alright I’ll tell you that one!

I-it was uhh, it’s hard to remember that long back but it was The Smith Corporation labs?

It’s been a while, this aged brain is a little foggy!”
Eggman
”OHOHOHO THAT ONE! I KNOW OF THAT ONE! I KNOW IT TAKES A LOT TO GET IN THERE! A BIG PLACE INDEED!”

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Manager vs SMT SJ Protag, ⅔ fall, finals to challenge Woody for King Degenerate Belt

Manager pins SMT

SMT pin Manager

Manager pin SMT

Manager wins


Lore 5[edit | edit source]

El Loco is mistaken for Peleador

El Loco
“What a pain in the ass all of this is turning out to be!

Hard to focus on fixing up The Dicksucker when I have to check behind me every second!

At least in this locker room I can take my time…”
- Door kicked open -
George
“I HAVE FOUND YOU!”
El Loco
“Who the fuck are you? Get out you fat fuck!”
George
“PELEADOR! YOU HAVE RAN FROM ME FOR SO LONG!”
El Loco
“Peleador? What? Who the fuck are you!?”
George
“THE TRUE HEIR TO THE USHIROMIYA LEGACY! GEORGE USHIROMIYA!”
El Loco
“Well good for you, fatass! You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. Now fuck off!”
George
“WITH BATTLER OUT OF THE PICTURE, YOU ARE THE ONLY CHALLENGER TO THE LEGACY!”
El Loco
“Battler? Oh… You must be that gay retard’s brother or something?”
George
“I AM HIS COUSIN! AND SO ARE YOU, DON’T FEIGN IGNORANCE OF YOUR BLOODLINE, PELEADOR!”
El Loco
“I have no relations to you or Battler you fucking retard, did you eat your brain while you were gorging on food, fatso?”
George
“I WILL PROVE YOU ARE PELEADOR! THROUGH THE MEXICAN TRADITION OF “WRESTLING” THAT YOU SO FONDLY SPEAK OF!”
El Loco
“If it means I don’t have to deal with the smell emanating from you. Fine by me!”

Match 6[edit | edit source]

El Loco vs George Urishimoya

El loco pins George


Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Roland meets James while wondering around

Roland
“I did get a bit annoyed at Angela for not giving me a handheld cognition filter. But thinking about it, using one would’ve given away who I was helping.”
James
“Hello? Are you new here?”
Roland
“Oh! Well… Yeah I am in fact.”
James
“I guess that’s why you were wandering around the halls despite everyone here getting warned… It’s a good thing I found you! It could’ve been something worse.”
Roland
“Thanks, so about this place… This is a gigantic country-sized ship that travels the globe?”
James
“You’re right about that, thankfully it’s really stable for a ship so you don’t have to worry about seasickness!”
Roland
“So I’m fairly new to the place, is there any sort of library where I can read up about the history of all this?”
James
“It’s mainly the folklore books that are left… That Kojima guy burnt down the biggest library around in a fit of insanity…”
Roland
“Is that so? What an asshole.” (She won’t be happy finding out about that…)
James
“Mary…”
Roland
“Huh? What’s that?”
James
“Sorry… I was just thinking about my wife that passed on long ago, don’t mind me.”
Roland
“Oh man, that’s something I can sympathize with.”
James
“You’re a-”
Roland
“Yeah, it was a terrible time, but at least I know there’s someone else here who knows what it’s like!”
James
“Thanks… Hey, do you wanna wrestle?”
Roland
“Oh… I don’t mind, sure I’ll have a quick spar with a good buddy!”
James
“A good buddy…”


Match 7[edit | edit source]

Roland vs James Sunderland, ⅔ fall extreme rules

Roland pin James

James pin Roland

James pin Roland

James wins

Match 8[edit | edit source]

The Scientists vs Besaid Aurochs Tornado tag formerly Tag

HL1 Scientist pin Wakka

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Spigot notices some wrestlers missing

Date
“So, I’ve sweeped this room and the connecting corridors for cameras, and disconnected any like you asked, A”.
Manager
“Good, we have some important news.”
Date
“Alright, as we saw last week, it seems we are getting more abnormalities showing up.”
Hokma
“Yeah, you lost to one in fact.”
Date
”S-shut up! I’m not exactly keen on fighting a little girl!
Hokma
”I don’t know about that, looking at the cameras you were more in ecstasy than anything.”
Date
”I’m not that kind of guy!”
Aiba
”I’d disagree.”
Date
”Shut it! Not you too!”
Akasaka
“Alright settle down, we should focus on what to do now.”
Manager
“So it seems like Angela is focusing on an offensive push using the abnormalities.”
Hod
”H-hi there…”
Date
”Oh! A cute gir- Who are you? You have a cognition filter! You must be a spy!”
Hod
”No I’m not!
Akasaka
”You have the right to remain silent!
Hokma
“Calm down! Let A explain.
Hod
“Oh no… I was too early for once...
Manager
“She’s working for us, she’s a Sephirah of the facility.
Date
”A sephi-what now?
Manager
“Basically the manager of a sector of the facility.

Thankfully her and most of the other Sephirah don’t like Angela, so we’re being fed info on her plans. Apparently after the abnormalities she’ll be sending in Agents from various departments.

Likely as clean-up, they’re some of the best of the facility.”
Hod
”Yeah! I remember when they went through my department, that was a long time ago…”
Date
”So where are the other Sephirah? You said there were multiple that are siding with us.”
Manager
”Well… Hod is the most experienced with this sort of thing, you see…”
Date
”I see why you asked about cameras, wouldn’t want Angela finding out about this!
Hod
“She’s also gonna send Gebura here!

She messed around with her programming!

I remember soon after we got here I was delivering a report to Gebura and she was yelling far more than usual!”
Hokma
”How disgusting, Angela truly is a vile woman.
Date
”Gebura? She? Hey is she hot?
Hokma
”She’d rip your head off even before she got reprogrammed.
Date
”Pfft. Just my luck. So anyways, I’d like to mention facing the abnormalities but-”
-door kick SFX-
-Spigot and Nyron enter the room-
Spigot
”EVERYONE! MANY OF MY DICKSUCKING FRIENDS ARE MISSING!”
Hod
”Your what?”
Spigot
”I WAS SUPPOSED TO PARTAKE IN THE LEGENDARY SOGGY BISCUIT CHALLENGE TODAY! BUT NEARLY ALL OF MY COCKGUZZLING BUDDIES ARE GONE!”
Nyron
“WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO INTERRUPTED THE DAILY RITUAL?! I’LL FUCKING KILL EM! I SWEAR THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE AND WE TOOK HEADS EVEN BACK THEN FOR THAT!”
Date
”Okay, okay, so we have a bunch of people missing? I’m not sure who might be missing though…”
Akasaka
”Date, maybe it’s linked to these documents I found in Randy’s office.”
Date
”Okay… Stake in ownership increase… Wow, he got a pretty big stake before his demise.

Who pays this much for a wrestling show? And what do we have here… Ah! A transfer agreement signed to both Randy and Angela.

What are these names? I’ve never heard of any of them!”
Nyron
”THAT FUCKING TOSSER RANDY BOUGHT US OUT! WE WERE THE ONES PAYING THE BILLS UNTIL THE FUCKING RETARDS UP TOP DECIDED THAT WE WERE “Scaring away Pennies”! W-WE ARE STILL RELEVANT GODDAMNIT!””
Hokma
”I asked A about this since he has been around longer and I took a look at the records myself.

It seems like they were a group of ordinary men who had roles on the board, who dressed strangely.

Looking at historical records for the longest time it was just them fighting, in fact. Until the bigger show helped secure a large sum of funding.”
Date
”Just a bunch of costumed men… You’re saying that a bunch of unremarkable men have lasted this long in the ring?”
Nyron
“I HEARD THAT!”
Hod
“...cogito…”
Date
”What was that? Hey speak up!”
Hod
”Angela had mentioned conducting Cogito experiments recently! This was soon after she said she had some test subjects.”
Date
”That must be them then! But... Can someone explain what Cogito is? I’m a little lost here.”
Manager
“She’s probably trying to merge them with their subconscious well of thoughts, Which is what Cogito is, and is what the Seed of Light was going to do.”
Date
“Well then... I think we should try and save these eccentric men!”


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Tornado Tag Spigot and Hokma vs Date and Akasaka

Spigot makes Date tap

Match 10[edit | edit source]

Manager vs Woody

Manager pins Woody

Manager pins Woody

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Bateman finds something

Canon end:

Bateman
“Once again we find ourselves at the front.

Once again we find our work to be without acknowledgement! When will people recognize the group around here actually fighting and not hiding?

Cowards, all of them.”
MC Ride
“YUH!”
Bateman
“Yet again, She sends out these “Abnormalities” and now they are crawling their way back to her!

I promise you all this, we will not STOP fighting until that bitch and all of the pathetic pests that she calls “abnormalities” are GONE!

You hear us Angela!? You might scare those who’ve flocked to Jerkcity Corp, but you don’t scare It’s Hip!”
MC Ride
“You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown!”
Bateman
“Hrm? What’s this on the floor?

A USB stick? I wonder who left this here, how careless considering The Black Beast is still around. Perhaps we should take a look as to what is on it?

Such a careless owner will likely have a file on there stating where to find them…”
-It’s Hip leaves-
Roland
”Huh, that was easy. Mind you, after being told about it myself, I’m glad these people can find it all out too…”

Non-Canon end:

Bateman
“Tch… Not even we could hold out forever.

We’re the only ones around here stemming the tide of these “Abnormalities” after all! Everyone else has just turned tail and ran! But I’m here to prove that we can fight! That there is nothing to be scared of! Yet they’re still huddling around like lambs around the wolf called Manager.

Such a disappointment, isn’t it?”
MC Ride
“YUH!”
Bateman
“If we go down, then what? Will all these “noble fighters” just surrender?

It’s pathetic, really. Hrm? A USB stick on the floor? What idiot dropped this? I thought everyone got that lecture about The Black Beast and to be aware of your belongings.

There’s no name on it… So maybe there’s a file on it explaining who it belongs to…”
-It’s Hip leaves-
-Roland enters-
Roland
”Man, still fighting despite everything, I’m a little impressed. But this should help them out a little more, they can consider it a gift from Miss Director herself.”


90 Everywhere: Bruv u sellin a gf?[edit | edit source]

After The Gamer Wizard dragged Joker into his personal dimension, Luka used this as a chance to escape from Dou while he recovered from the sudden casting of the Magic Missile and ran backstage to hide until The Gamer Wizard came back, Dou spent a good time backstage hunting down Luka until he stumbled onto someone who was most definitely not Luka. With a yell of "BRUV, I SAW U WITH DEM CHICKZ. GIMME THE SECRET TO GETTING ALL DEM BIRDS!" The Black Beast attempted to beat out the lessons of "seduction" and eventually Dou relented by trading him "Rap(e) Lessons" for The Black Beast's LIDL


90 Everywhere: The Spring of '92[edit | edit source]

One of the lessons that Dou gave him required The Black Beast to reenact a ritual that happened in the Summer of 92. The Black Beast then realised he could travel time after he mugged the concept of time from The Time Jannies and creates a portal back to the year 1992, however he went a bit too far ahead and ended up at April 29, 1992. Undeterred, The Black Beast continue with his plan and met Kevin Nash backstage after one of his matches and attacked him. However this time, Kevin Nash violently beat the shit out of The Black Beast , stomping him and slamming him into a table before knocking him out unconscious. Little did Kevin Nash know, someone recorded the entire event and replaced the taping of the Rodney King police brutality incident with recordings of Kevin Nash beating up the poor defenceless Bulbasuar. This resulted in an acquittal of 4 policemen due to the lack of evidence and began The LA Riots that went on for multiple days. After the riots were over, Kevin Nash got raped in the Summer of '92 by 7 Bulbasuars in revenge for what he did to the Black Beast and preventing justice for Rodney King.