TCR/S2E7

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Byleth gets saved

Byleth
"What... is this place...?"
Plague Doctor
"Hush my child, be at peace, for I am the cure."
Byleth
"Is this... what Dimitri has been facing?"
Date
"Stop right there! I won't let you harm him any more!"
Plague Doc
"Another wishing to be cured?"
Date
(These three... Even just standing here I can feel an overwhelming presence!)

(I can't run now, but if I fight I'm just going to get killed!)

(I need to think fast!)
Aiba
"Date, fire a wire bullet at that post!"
Date
"What?"
Aiba
"Just trust me!"
----Date fires a wire bullet----
Plague Doc
"What is this trick? You think wires will stop you from being cured?"
Date
"They're caught in the wire! Now to save this man!"
----Date picks up Byleth and runs off----
Nothing There
"Goodbye."
----Wire breaks----
Plague Doc
"There are some who do not understand the inevitability of the cure." "But they will learn soon enough."
Date
"Whew, that was close, I need to catch my breath."
Akasaka
"Date! Are you alright?"
Date
"I'm fine! But get this man a medic! He's seriously hurt!"
Akasaka
"I'll take him to one, you should rest for a moment."
----Akasaka and Byleth leave----
Q-Taro
"We were watching all of that on the TV! Using a wire to catch those three nutjobs? That was crazy!"
Bateman
"Impressive, very nice."
Date
"If I didn't do that, I would be dead right now.Those guys were on another level. You know that, don't you, Manager?"
Manager
"They're just a taste of what she's going to send out. It's going to get worse from here on out."
Spigot
"THEN WE BETTER GET READY TO GIVE ANY DICK A LICKING!"
Manager
"This time I'm not going to run. This time, I'm going to-"
----Screen cuts out to Opening----



Match 1[edit | edit source]

The Bad Tags vs The Magical World

Rapeman pins Dog Nigga

The Bad Tags win

90 Everywhere: Revenge Of The Jogger[edit | edit source]

Insert dramatic story here i am kind of busy - Nyron

TLDR: 90 beats up Hugh


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Date and Co discuss the situation Inside the Locker Room:

Spigot
“HOLY CHRIST! JUST ABKNOBALITIES EVERYWHERE AND SO SUDDENLY! -- POKING AND WHAPPING ME -- IT'S LIKE I'M RUNNING BACKWARDS NAKED THROUGH A CORNFIELD!”
Dyatlov
“Ab-knob-what? You’re delusional! There have been no attacks here!”
Date
“You’re not exactly right, Mr. Roentgen, but not entirely wrong too. There have been attacks IN the stadium itself. Many matches have been postponed, because of the danger the Abnormalities provide. It takes the management some serious expenses to provide ample protection.”
El Loco
“I’ve seen what they pay those guards with. Two cans of “Guinness” and “a steak bake”.
Manager
”It is not enough. Even with the quantity of the guards… One single mishap will cripple the entire wrestling business.”
Dyatlov
“One mishap… You talk familiar words, slant-eyed comrade. Got something to share with the audience?”
Manager
“Yes. I’ve faced these beings many times in the past. Their presence alone means She is not pulling any punches.”
Bateman
“Well? Speak, then. What’s the deal with them?”
Manager
“The one with the eyes and flesh is named Nothing There. It boasts absolute physical invulnerability, which means-”
Sundowner
“IT’S FUCKING INVINCIBLE!”
Manager
“...Yes. Simple attacks will not work on it. And its mere strikes will lay any unprepared one out. The white-and-black one, Silent Orchestra, is a tricky one. It has a… tendency to take energy. I have no idea how it works with the restrictions here…”
Harold Lott
”This bint stole my dosh! My lods o mone… all gone…”
Manager
”The beaked and winged one is still in its’ Plague Doctor state. I don’t want to imagine what will happen once it reaches its true form, WhiteNight.”
Dyatlov
”You know all this, and did not care to tell us earlier? Something tells me that you and that damned woman are in cahoots! You’re just here to destroy the company from the inside!”
Spigot
“HEY! STOP SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK, YOU CUM-ADDLED FUCKHEAD! SHE WANTS HIS DONG, AND HE DOES NOT! WHY WOULD HE EVEN DO IT?”
Akasaka
”...In any case, these Abnormalities seem to occupy the positions near ringside. The backstages are practically safe to traverse. I have heard tales of some ‘Black Beast’ haunting it, but at this point, anything is better than these horrors.”
Bateman
“Your point?”
Akasaka
“We’ll need to attract less attention. Which means leaving any disputes we have for each other at the door. Those things will not hesitate to kill any of us.”
Bateman
“That still doesn’t solve the issue of our safety.”
Akasaka
“To put it in proper words, stick to the backstages. And have some common sense about evading the Abnormalities. If anyone has anything important on them, make sure to have another wrestler as a bodyguard in case this “Black Beast” strikes. As long as you are quick on your feet, you will be fine.”



Match 2[edit | edit source]

3V3

It's Hip vs Third Trumpet

Draw

Match 3[edit | edit source]

Jerkcity Corp vs Besaid Aurochs

Spigot pins Tidus

Jerkcity Corp wins


Match 4[edit | edit source]

Second Qualifier for King Degenerate

6 Man Elimination

Dagoth Ur vs Sigurd vs SMT SJ Protag (I don't remember his name) vs Dyatlov vs Heavy vs Runescape Bot

Sigurd pins Dagoth

Sigurd pins Runescape Bot

Dyatlov pins Sigurd

Heavy pins Dyatlov

SMT SJ Protag pins Heavy

SMT SJ Protag wins

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Winds Of Destruction vs Nyron and Midge

Sundowner pins Nyron

Winds Of Destruction wins

(IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HANDICAP THIS DOES NOT COUNT - Nyron)

Match 6[edit | edit source]

Hokma vs James Sunderland


Hokma wins via pin

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Gamer Wizard and Luka talk

Luka
”Woah, strange to think I might have a shot at the greatest title here!”
Gamer Wizard
”HELLO CHILD! IT IS I! THE GAMER WIZARD!”
Luka
”I remember you from the first qualifiers, are you here to talk about anything?”
Gamer Wizard
”WELL FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT VICTORIES! SOON YOU SHALL LEARN ALL THAT IS NEEDED TO DEFEAT THE VILE CREATURES KNOWN AS “WOMEN”!”
Luka
”Well I actually am challenging The Grand Autismo, it’s a big deal!”
Gamer Wizard
”THE GRAND AUTISMO SUFFERS FROM THE TEMPTATIONS OF THE FLESH! LIKE THAT CUCK THAT ROBOTIC WENCH TRAPPED IN A TOME, HE IS WEAK, YOUR RESOLVE IS STRONG, MY BOY!”
Luka
”Thanks! And thanks for the help in the qualifiers. Without you, I don’t think I could beat that ogre!”
Gamer Wizard
”I SEE POTENTIAL IN YOU, YOUNG MAN! THAT UGLY BASTARD TOO GAVE IN THE TEMPTATIONS OF FLESH, SEEING IT AS MERE MEANS TO AN END! BUT WITHIN YOU, THERE IS BALANCE, BOY!”
Luka
“Well, there is Alic-”
Gamer Wizard
NOW! I COME TO YOU, YOUNG LUKA, WITH A PROPOSAL! I CAN TEACH YOU THE ARTS OF GAMING! THE MASTERY OF OVERHEATING! THE WAY OF MAKING A PROPER WIZARD LAIR! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOY? WILL YOU BECOME THE WIZARD’S APPRENTICE?”
Luka
”You offer a lot, sir… Can I tell you after I complete my fight for Grand Autismo?”
Gamer Wizard
”VERY WELL! GO, AND SHOW THAT FUCK YOUR PROWESS! FOR I, THE GAMING WIZARD, KNOW YOU ARE ABLE!”


Match 7[edit | edit source]

Kaname Dayt (lmap) vs Laetitia

Laetitia wins via pin

Match 8[edit | edit source]

For Grand Autismo

2/3 Falls

Luka vs Miller

Luka pins Miller 1-0

Luka pins Miller 2-0

Luka wins


The namefags reign is now over

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

The grand autismo aftermath

Canon path:[edit | edit source]

Luka
”It has been so long, but finally I have dethroned the reigning champion!
???
”Oh hohoho my boy! You still need some character development!”
Luka
”What? No!”
Gamer Wizard
”WHO DARES LAY HIS HANDS ON MY SOON TO BE APPRENTICE!? A DWELLER FROM THE LANDS OF “HOT TOPIC”?! YOUR MANHOOD, WHAT'S LEFT OF IT, SHALL BE DETACHED VERY VIOLENTLY FROM YOUR BODY BY MY PET BEAST, GRIMFANG THE TURTLE, WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU!”
-Gamer Wizard intercepts Joker-
Joker
”Hah! Didn’t expect some old man in a bathrobe to stop me! Don’t worry, once I am done with his punishment, I’ll change your heart too!”
Luka
”You… I’ve heard of you! You’re the one who leads the Bad Tags!”
Joker
”Ha. Guilty as charged. We’ve been watching you, boy, and you’ve been straying off your intended path too much. Too little pegging recently.”
Gamer Wizard
”YOU SPEAK THE WAY OF COMPLACENCY AND BOTTOM-LEVEL PROGRAMMING, YOU PHANTOM OF THE GOTHPERA! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE HIM WEAR THE DREADED STRIPED SOCKS! NOT ON THE WATCH OF THE GAMER WIZARD!”
Joker
”You think I’d set him on the right path alone?”
Dou
”Think again. Hm… I sense a lot of love around that caped boy… I’ll enjoy this.”
Gamer Wizard
”DO NOT DARE, YOU RITZY GHOUL! YOU WILL NOT PENETRATE THAT IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS! LUKA!”
Luka
“Yes?!”
Gamer Wizard
“HAVE YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER?”
Luka
”...I do. I will study under you, if you’ll have me.”
Gamer Wizard
“HA! VERY WELL, MY APPRENTICE! HERE IS YOUR FIRST LESSON! EXORCISM AND BANISHMENT! DON’T WORRY, THE RAINBOW DEMON WAS FAR MORE FEARSOME THAN THIS GARISH VAMPIRE.”

The KWAB path:[edit | edit source]

Luka
”No… Is this my fate? To be defeated once something gets a little better?”
???
”Right on the money, kid. Now hold still. This will only hurt a lot more.”
Luka
A-ah? NO!”
Gamer Wizard
”STAND BACK, YOU BLACK HAIRED FUJO MAGNET! YOU WILL NOT LAY YOUR SEMEN-ENCRUSTED HANDS ON MY FUTURE APPRENTICE! IF YOU WILL NOT CEASE, I WILL SIC MY SOCK GOBLIN UPON YOU!”
-Interception-
Joker
”I’ve faced old men in bathrobes before, and you do not scare me, Gandalf. Step aside, and your change will come later.”
Gamer Wizard
”YOUR MISANDRY IS WELL KNOWN, HEART-TAKER! ON THE GAMING CONSOLE OF PEE ES TRIPLE, THERE IS A TALE OF A HOT-TOPIC OUTCAST THAT CRIPPLES INNOCENT MEMBERS OF SOCIETY! DYED YOUR HAIR RECENTLY, JOKER?”
Joker
”I am flattered. Now, again, step aside, old coot. The boy had a period of little suffering for the past few weeks, and that just won’t do.”
Luka
”No! You… you will not take this away from me! I will not let you!”
???
”My, my, leader. They give you trouble? Why would you rush ahead?”
Joker
”I had expected you to come with me. Instead, you went on another streak! Keep it in your pants for a little while. Do not spoil the appetite for the main course.”
Dou
”Hoh, as you say. I sense a lot of love coming from the caped one. Taking it all for myself will be quite the treat~”
Gamer Wizard
TAKE THINE PRESENCE AWAY FROM US, YOU THRIFT-SHOP GHOUL! LUKA!”
Luka
”Y-yes?”
Gamer Wizard
ASSIST ME, FUTURE APPRENTICE! THOUGH YOU HAVE NOT WON THE TITLE, THAT WAS BUT A SINGLE FALL, AND A WIZARD WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY SUCH FICKLE THINGS! WHY, EVEN I WAS BUT AN APPRENTICE OF THE GRAND WHIZZARD ONCE, AND I TOO HAD FACED TRIALS AND ERRORS! BUT I HAVE LEARNED THE WAY OF “GAMING” and “CUMRAG”! THIS IS BUT AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET UP! NOW, STAND WITH ME!”
Luka
”Y-yes!“
Luka
(He speaks with such conviction… If he believes in me, then… then we can defeat these two together… We can do it…)

Match 9[edit | edit source]

Luka and Gamer Wizard vs Joker and Dou

Joker pins Gamer Wizard

The CEO of Rape wins


Roland and Angela's topic of the day: The impact of Wrestling in The TFR Verse[edit | edit source]

-Part 1 (Set after the Opening)-

Roland
”Urgh, the way here was somehow worse than the WARP trains. And I’m only just getting feelings back in my limbs from earlier.”
Angela
”If you want I could take your limbs again if you’d enjoy that so much.”
Roland
”Hey, I can’t exactly be a guide of the local area if I’m a cripple you know.”
Angela
”Right, so what really happens here, anyways?”
Roland
”What to start with… To put it in familiar terms, TCR and TFR are a Wing in all but name.

In this case, they control most of the world via this wrestling program. All conflicts have been resolved, strangely enough. Everything is instead invested into programs like these.

It’s odd, we never had anything like this back home.”


-Part 2 (Set after Lore 2)-

Angela
”...And… the world is enjoying it?”
Roland
”Pretty much. Infinite entertainment, into each and every home. Those not satisfied with the big two make their own entertainment. Invite people, organize it… all for the sake of fun.”
”Angela
"What you’ve told me till now speak of wars, fought with bullets and cold steel. How is it so peaceful?”
Roland
”A good outlet for any grief and woe. Your neighbor stole some cash off of you? Duke it out in the ring. Someone took the last sandwich fresh off the grill? Get the crook into a squared circle and resolve the conflict. To be frank, even I’m kinda surprised. It’s like something you’d hear only from an insane man.”
Angela
”So, how is it all upheld? What stops someone from disturbing this… way of life? Won’t one be able to take up a gun and kill their offender with extreme prejudice?”
Roland
”That… is a story for another time, Miss Angela. Let’s just say, for now, that there exist certain world-wide laws, preventing such occasions. For the most of the time…”
Angela
”World-wide inhibition… this does not bode well.”
Roland
”Inhibition of violence? Wouldn’t say it is all like a dystopian novel. Well, beats killing some poor schmuck for pennies on a dollar. Hell, the schmuck gets equalized, so he can beat the spare change out of me, instead.“


-Part 3 (Set between Match 4-5)-

Angela
”You haven’t answered me about the guns. Some megalomaniac with sufficient will could easily carve a bloody path. As you’ve mentioned with the Island thing.
Roland”
Pretty sure most of the guns ever made were repurposed into making more rings, chairs and tables. Outside of… select few locations, actually. Our City, for one. Or…other places that are so far away that they escape these laws. Say, it is weird…”
Angela
”But how did these… major two gain such popularity?”
Roland
”A large swath of funding and backing, if you’d believe that.”
Angela
”I viewed a few of the tapes. They don’t seem like they have any… value, in production. Where does it all go?”
Roland
”Ahha… Mainly into fuel.”
Angela
”Fuel?”
Roland
“TFR’s broadcasted from a flying city. That’s in part how it is so popular. Availability.”
Angela
”...And what of TCR?”
Roland
“Haven’t you noticed, Miss Director? The rocking of the waves, the screams of seagulls and seacats…”

-Part 4 (Set after Lore 3)-

Angela
”...Get to the point.”
Roland
”Right, right. TCR is backed by Britannia, which is an entire country turned into a ship. Thus, it is available worldwide too.”
Angela
”...What?”
Roland
"The Continental Seafaring Fortress, Britannia. Flagship of The United Fleets of Great Britain", goes the official name. Goes around the world, churning through coal and gas like nobody’s business.”
Angela
”Sounds terribly inefficient.”
Roland
”You’ll find, Director, that rule of cool prevails over any and all common sense. And their fuel problem is usually never an issue for long, due to their frequent “borrowing”, as the locals call it, of resources from other nations…”

-Part 5 (Set at the end)-

Angela
You do seem awfully informed on all this.
Roland
Well I have been spending my time wandering around here until you decided to step in proper. Not like anyone would figure who I’m with, so I can keep looking around if you want.
Angela
I’d like to know more, something about all of this doesn’t sit right with me.
Roland
Agreed. It’s not hard to figure out that something strange is happening.


Match 10 (Bonus)[edit | edit source]

15 minute Ironman Tables Match

Byleth vs Joker


Draw 1-1