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"For long you live and high you fly

But only if you ride the tide

And balanced on the biggest wave

You race towards an early grave"

The episode where Ref got his fucking shit kicked in multiple times


Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Angela does some experiment work

Angela
"The previous experiments using this machine didn't go as planned. I got clones, but they didn't have the quality I wanted. A bit too wooden, more doll than human. One got sent to that dog because I felt a bit bored. The other two I sold off to someone who was looking for such a product. Now that I have a slightly better understanding of this... And some test subjects... Let us try an experiment with Cogito... Could this device force the Cogito integration intended with the Seed of Light? Though, I should deal with those two idiots first."
- Finger Snap -
- Into scene with Rapeman, Ugly Bastard and Angela -
Rapeman
"Oh shit! What's crackalackin! Oh fuck! My legs are back! And my third leg is still here as always, heh. Oh, if it isn't the Blue Cu-"
Angela
"Finish that sentence and I'll take off your head. I did not let you live for you to act like a clown. Why did you try to attack me?"
Ugly Bastard
"Well, you see, that Manager guy and his funny friend... Beat us in a tag match. We don't like that, so we target those close to those who fight us."
Angela
"Oh? I'm close to Manager? How sweet."
Ugly Bastard
"Well, you have a presence very similar to the woman closest to his heart, you see."
Angela
"Hrmph, it's her he still wants, then."
Ugly Bastard
"Does he uh, not like you or something?"
Angela
"You can put it that way. But I will have my hands on him, even if I force him to love me."
Rapeman
"Oh ho ho! A woman who also believes in the truest of powers!Never thought I'd see the day, now that's crackalackin!"
Angela
"Here's the deal. I won't kill you, and you help me get him."
Rapeman
"Women on man! Now that's a rare sight! Hehe, sure, I don't like that asshole anyway, and I like your attitude."
Ugly Bastard
"Is it NTR if someone in the triangle isn't alive? Ah fuck it. Not like I have a choice, I'll enjoy beating up that asshole! Speaking of, we have a couple buddies that might be interested in helping you give this guy some character development!"
Angela
(I'm not exactly happy having these two work for me. Then again, A also hired twisted people, so in a way we're now even... Once I have no more need for them, I'll just kill them myself.)


Match 1[edit | edit source]

Location: Hamburg, Germany

Hugh Neutron vs Woody

Woody wins via pin

Hugh Neutron got pissed off and punched Black Ref in the face and possibly incited a riot within Germany

Match 2[edit | edit source]

SMT Strange Journey protag vs Q-taro

Q-taro wins via pin

SMT ST Protag got really pissed off and punched Black Ref who just recovered from the last beating.

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Jerk corp signs up for RR

Manager
"Still no gifts, that's going to be an issue."
Spigot
"WELL WE WON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE CHALLENGERS! TELL YOU WHAT, I'VE HEARD A THING FROM MANAGEMENT! THEY'RE DOING A LAST-MINUTE ROYAL RUMBLE... FOR THE FOURTH PLACEMENT IN THE GRAND AUTISMO QUALIFIERS!"
Manager
"A Royal Rumble? Do you think management would be fine about a champion entering?"
Spigot
"THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT! THEY THINK IT'D BE COOL FOR SOMEONE TO HOLD MULTIPLE BELTS!"
Manager
"Sounds good, then. You know, considering that Angela is likely here already... I wonder why nothing major has happened since those two murders. What is she planning?"
Spigot
"WHATEVER SHE'S PLANNING... WON'T STAND UP TO THIS DICK! WON'T STAND UP TO YOURS! AND IT WON'T STAND UP TO US!"


Match 3[edit | edit source]

2/3 Falls

George Ushiromiya vs Yugi

Yugi pins George

George pins Yugi

Yugi pins George

Yugi Wins


After the last riots got quelled, George got extremely angry and also punched Black Ref in the face. Restarting the riots... again

Match 4[edit | edit source]

4 man Elimination

Kunt vs Anthony Burch vs CIA vs Kenshiro

CIA pins Anthony Burch

Kunt pins CIA

Kunt pins Kenshiro


Kunt wins


Fackin foolish'ess Dantay!

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Wakka and Tidus find a strange being

Wakka
"All this machina man, can't trust any of it, ya. Bet it's also machina making that loud music every night too!"
Tidus
"I don't know Wakka, I don't think Sin is here. I wouldn't worry about it, personally."
Wakka
"Still, can't trust it. Woah did you see that?"
Tidus
"See what?"
Wakka
"I think I saw some sort of dog run behind the trailer! Gonna go see it, maybe someone lost it, ya."
- Cut to behind a trailer truck -
Wakka
"Hey there doggy, what are you- What is that? That's not a dog!"
- Nothing There breathing sound effect -
Tidus
"That's certainly no dog Wakka, I'm not even sure what it is!"
Wakka
"Whatever it is, it's probably some fiend! Take that!"
- Ball hitting sound effect -
Wakka
"Didn't even react to it!"
Tidus
"It's coming this way!"
Wakka
"We gotta get away from it, don't think our stuff is gonna work on it, ya!"
Tidus
"Live and let live!"
- Tidus and Wakka run away -


Match 5[edit | edit source]

3rd 6 man match for qualifiers to Grand Autismo challenge


Dagoth Ur vs Luis vs Date Kaname vs El Loco Bandito vs Eri vs Tidus

Dagoth Ur pins Tidus

El Loco Bandito pins Eri

Dagoth Ur pins El Loco

Date pins Dagoth Ur

Luis pins Date


Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Angela sends out Binah

Angela
"Hmmm. I should be getting a plan B ready, Pretty soon those investigators will figure it all out. Not like much would've changed, they'll die all the same. The other Sephirah won't exactly be cooperative. Except *those* two. I had to put one of them into a more violent state to work with me, though. A's little friend is too close to him for me to simply capture him."
- Binah enters -
Binah
"You called? If you didn't want to get caught, You wouldn't send me and the red-headed idiot To kill those two guys. Or was that always your intention?"
Angela
"What if it was?"
Binah
"Nothing, it was fun to kill someone again. So you want his friend dead, I take it?"
Angela
"Of course, kill those investigators too as well. In fact, I don't care if you wipe out the whole place."
Binah
"Considering the differences between this place and the city. Even for me that might be a big ask."
Angela
"Fine, just kill his friend. Soon other aspects of the facility will be sent to help you. I'll need to head back there soon, my absence might be suspicious."
Binah
"I have a question. Have you seen the old man anywhere? The workers from his side are complaining that he's nowhere to be found."
Angela
"How irritating, I should've figured that idiot would try something. If he is up to something, take care of him on my behalf."
Binah
"Excellent, this will be fun."



Match 6[edit | edit source]

Location: Austin, Texas

Potion Seller vs Talon

Talon wins via pin


In an unintentional and also extremely racist running gag, Potion Seller punched Black Ref in the face and incited yet another riot in Texas

90 Everywhere: Bruv, It's a Payday Fo' Me Too![edit | edit source]

During all of the riots, 90 was enjoying being able to mug people with reinforcements to back him up in his attacks. Him and his fellow joggers broke into the TCR stadium to loot the entire place, multiple members of staff and wrestlers were busy holding off the black tide while 90 used his dimension hopping to sneak back to his hunting grounds to steal from someone. He stumbled upon a man wearing a clown mask that bears the colours of the US Flag, who referred to himself as "Dallas". In a fit of rage of seeing a man wearing the colour of his oppressors, The Black Beast charged the man and attempted to steal whatever he can from them. The fight was very short lived when both men were suddenly frozen in place and suddenly disappeared from sight. It seems the powers that control The Eternal Race War has chose Dallas to be latest challenger against The Black Beast as the riots suddenly fizzled out out after this event.


Match 7[edit | edit source]

Luka vs Guts

Guts wins via pin


It seems even The Child Hero himself cannot help but do a hate crime, Black Ref seems to have been made exempt from the unification of Man and Monster Girl.


This, naturally, started another riot...

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Binah tries to kill Spigot

Spigot
"SO MANAGEMENT TOLD US TO TURN UP HERE? A BIT ODD, HOPEFULLY THERE'S SOME DICKS IN THIS FOR US!"
Manager
"It is strange, that's for sure. Thinking about it, wasn't this how I nearly got captured last time? If management wanted us, they'd call us to the office."
Spigot
"OH COCK!"
Binah
"Too late. Time for you to return to the Earth!"
- Screen goes red as a slashing sound is heard, Spigot falls to the floor -
Manager
"No! Spigot!"
Binah
"Oh dear, looks like I've made you friendless again. I expected more from a former L Corp Captain, how disappointing."
Manager
"I'll never forgive you or Angela for this."
Binah
"Don't be sad, I'm just helping you out. Cut all ties, remove yourself from those that weaken you and hold you back."
Manager
"Quit speaking lies, you will never convince me."
Binah
"You either come with me, or I'll finish what I started long ago, A."
Manager
"I'll end you by my own hands!"
Binah
"What a shame, perhaps Angela will accept just your brain instead. Now... can you stop me on your own two feet, with your own power?"
Spigot
"No, it will be I who ends you."
- Spigot stands up, his glasses are missing -
Manager
"What?! How are you still standing Spigot?! Let me handle-"
Spigot
"It didn't hurt at all, I've faced worse. Cheap backstabs won't work on me, Arbiter. All you did was knock my glasses off."
Binah
"I'm going to enjoy every second of this. Disperse."
Spigot
"Guess it's time to suppress you again, hag."
Hokma
"No, I'll take care of this, both of you get out of here!"
Binah
"Oh? Is that who I think it is? Come on out old man, I'll happily take your head instead."
Manager
"Come on Spigot, we'll take care of her ourselves later."
Spigot
"Fine, I'll finish this later."
- Manager and Spigot leave -
Binah
"Come out here so I can kill you!"


Match 8[edit | edit source]

2/3 Falls

Hokma vs Binah


Binah pins Hokma 1-0

Hokma pins Binah 1-1

Binah pins Hokma 2-1

Binah wins

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Aftermath

Hokma
"At least I've saved them both from you."
Binah
"This has been a long time coming for you, old man. Wasted effort, though. I'll just track them down and finish what I started."
Hokma
"No... They won't fall for your cheap tricks!"
Binah
"Do not dare to stand before me."
Spigot
"COME HERE YOU HAG!"
- Spigot, without glasses, charges in and attacks Binah, performing moves he has not been seen doing before, then finishing with a Paradise Lost -
Binah
"That's more like it, as expected from a Captain. Perhaps with a new gaze you'll be able to look into your past... The waves will rock the shore again..."
- Binah leaves -
Spigot
"She vanished... You alright?"
Hokma
"Yeah... Why did you come back? She was here to kill you."
Spigot
"I can't leave a friend of Manager behind. I also forgot to grab my glasses too."
- Spigot puts on his sunglasses -
Spigot
"WOWEE WHAT A BITCH! I WON'T LET HER ANYWHERE NEAR MY COCK, THAT'S FOR SURE! THAT'S MADE ONLY FOR THE LADS!"
Hokma
"We should head back, A must be worried."


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Royal Rumble AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Note 3:07:39

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Investigators look for Manager

Date
"More reports of strange things happening...

This time it's a few different things. For one, we've stopped getting impersonation complants, But now there's apparent sightings of some strange looking dog. And in another set, we're getting noise complaints too. These ones either describe loud orchestral music, or some constant high-pitched droning.

Any luck with information on Manager's past work, Aiba?"
Aiba
"I managed to get through the security measures, but most of it is scrubbed.

What's odd is how secure it all was, not even governments are this secure. The murders relate to two major employees, both were known to be violent, And the way Dismas died matches exactly with how one of them would kill people. The strange incidents matches descriptions of some of the creatures the corporation would research. If this is the case, we're dealing with two extremely dangerous murderers,

And at least two "ALEPH-grade" creatures, as these reports designate them.
Date
"Aleph-grade?"
Aiba
"The most dangerous kind, capable of destroying whole facilities.

The deformed dog in the reports is one of these creatures, Soon it will transform into something far more threatening. Date: "Damnit, we're spread too thin here!

Just us having to do four things at once!
Aiba
"Might I suggest we talk to Manager first?"
Date
"You're right, if he's not responsible he can help us out with this! But it'll take too long to find him in this arena!"
Akasaka
"Regardless, we must find him!

Only he could explain to us who might be behind this!

He might even know ways to fight against all this!"
Date
"Alright then! We'll make that our priority! Find Manager!"


Bonus Match 1[edit | edit source]

Guts vs 90 with Somoa Joe as a Manager

Guts wins via pin

Bonus Match 2[edit | edit source]

Binah vs Fat Ugly Bastard

Binah pins Ugly Bastard

Binah pins Ugly Bastard

Binah wins

Bonus Match 3[edit | edit source]

Binah vs Complete Manager

Manager pins Binah

Manager pins Binah

Manager w-


All of a sudden while Manager was leaving the stage, Binah ran out of the ring and assaulted Manager and then dragged him back into the ring. A brawl broke out in the ring and eventually both Binah and Manager were exhausted to the point they were both kneeling, both having met their match.


Bonus Match 4[edit | edit source]

Last Man Standing

Binah vs Complete Manager

Manager wins