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"Long you live and high you fly

And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry

And all you touch and all you see

Is all your life will ever be."



Lore 1[edit | edit source]

*Scene of he aftermath of Joel vs Eri match. Where Eri beats the shit out of Joel with a steel chair found under the ring*
Randy Pitchford
"What the fuck! No! I wanted to give this guy a push! But he's just a fucking pushover!"
Angela
"Perhaps not everything works out, you know."
Randy Pitchford
"No! That can't be it! Fuck, I can't have a goddamn washout! I need to think of something quick! Just... give me a moment..."


Match 1[edit | edit source]

El Loco Bandito vs Runescape Bot

El Loco Bandito wins via pin


Match 2[edit | edit source]

20 minute iron man table match

Ace Visconti vs Sundowner

Sundowner wins 6-1


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

HL 1 Scientist
"Gah! I can't believe that thing attacked me! Here I thought it was finally safe to walk these halls! People did say that man vanished in some sort of portal... But then he came out of one, attacked me, and escaped through another! He only stole my notes though, not even my wallet, how strange... I just want to be able to get around quietly and without any harrass- Gah!"
Dr Eggman
"SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE?"
HL 1Scientist
"What do you want?"
Dr Eggman
"It is good to see a fellow of science here as well."
HL 1 Scientist
"Likewise, I don't think anyone else here appreciates the research we intellectuals conduct!"
Dr Eggman
"You know, I would prefer to challenge you in a more smart manner... But I don't think we have anything of the sort here! So how about a fight in the ring?"
HL 1 Scientist
"Sure, maybe afterwards we can continue our discussions on science!"
Dr Eggman
"Of course, but I'll prove myself as the superior of the two of us!"

Match 3[edit | edit source]

2 out of 3 falls match

Dr Eggman vs HL1 Scientist

HL1 Scientist pins Dr Eggman 1-0

Dr Eggman pins HL1 Scientist 1-1

Dr Eggman pins HL1 Scientist 1-2

Dr Eggman wins


Match 4[edit | edit source]

Zero vs Papa Nier

Zero wins via pin


Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Wakka
"All the machina all around here, can't trust it at all, ya? Gonna need to teach these fools the teachings of Yevon. So I'm gonna get a good friend of mine to help me out. Ayo! Get over here!"
Tidus
"Alright! Geez! What's with all the rush?"
Wakka
"Ya stupid? They're usin' machina! I bet the Al-Bhed are behind this! C'mon Tidus! Ya gotta help me with this one! Help 'em see the light!"
Tidus
"Is it really needed? Like I'm not seeing Sin, fiends, or anything."
Wakka
"Quit ya whining! Sin can be anywhere! We gotta teach these fools a lesson, ya!"
*Wakka leaves*
Tidus
"*Sigh* The things I have to deal with..."



Match 5[edit | edit source]

Besaid Aurochs (Wakka and Tidus) vs The Detectives (Date and Akasaka)


Aurochs won via Wakka pinning Akasaka *

  • This match was restarted after a crash


Match 6[edit | edit source]

Dagoth Ur vs Hank

Hank wins via pin



90 Everywhere: Da Winds Of Peng[edit | edit source]

The Black Beast, in his self created dimension full of illicitly gained goods, was struggling to make some bare funny memes on the internet. Until he had an revelation, "Memes...", and realised that there is one man that could provide a shit load of good memes. Appearing out of a portal backstage he confronted a powerful mercenary named Monsoon who was an expert on memes and demanded that he will either teach him about how to make the pengest memes or face the fury of The Black Beast. Yet again another fight broke out in the Backstage resulting in damages to stage equipment backstage until Monsoon threw 90 through an office door, little did they both know was that Triple H was in that office for unknown reasons. Triple H calmly left the room to leave the two to fight. Monsoon managed to fight back the Black Beast but before he could deal the final blow, a portal appeared beneath 90 and vanished in front of Monsoon's eyes.


Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Spigot
"MANAGER! YOU GOT YOUR NEW GEAR! BUT IF WE'RE GONNA BEAT THAT BITCH, WE'LL HAVE TO AIM HIGHER! THE DUDES I'VE SIGNED US UP TO FIGHT ARE A COUPLE OF REAL CREEPS... LIKE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY, I WOULD NEVER CONSIDER FUCKING THEM! APPARENTLY THEY TARGET THE LOVED ONES OF THOSE THEY FACE!! IT DOESN'T MATTER FOR ME, THEY WON'T ATTACK MALES IN THAT WAY!BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU???"
Manager
"I had someone very dear to me... But she has long since passed on... I don't see any way they could harm me in that fashion."
Spigot
"THAT'S GOOD!!!THEN WE CAN BEAT THESE DICKS WITH ALL THE FIGHT WE HAVE! I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER FANCY FUCKIN' SUIT!!"

Match 7[edit | edit source]

(REGULAR TAG, NO DQ)

Jerkcity Corp vs The Bad Tags

Jerkcity Corp wins via Manager pinning Fat NTR Man


Match 8[edit | edit source]

4-man elimination

Dr Eggman vs Mutou Yugi vs Sam Hyde vs Luis Sera

Eggman pins Sam Hyde

Luis pins Eggman

Luis pins Yugi

Luis wins


Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Randy Pitchford
""So you see here Burch... I managed to get a friend from my old days signed up here. And uh... You see... I wanna give them "the push"! But the wrestlers here don't exactly listen to me! There's layers of bureaucracy here, and sometimes they organize matches between themselves! And none of them wanna fight this guy, say he's not interesting!I dunno, I just need to give him a fight!"
Anthony Burch
"Well maybe I can convince someone!"
Angela
"Burch, looking at your records... None of the other wrestlers like you either."
Anthony Burch
"What? Come on! I'm a nice guy! My wife's boyfriend said so!"
Angela
"You sided with the previous group that threatened this place, you know that? They don't like the fact that you're here already."
Anthony Burch
"Well what do we do with this guy?"
Angela
"You have a win against "The Gamer Wizard"?"
Anthony Burch
"Well yeah, but..."
Angela
"You also claim regularly that you beat the former number one? Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd?"
Anthony Burch
"Well yeah! Wait... Uh... What are you implying?"
Angela
"You have a supposedly decent record. How about you fight him?"
Anthony Burch
"Uh... I... I can't leave Randy! I'm his uh... Bodyguard!"
Angela
"BongBong can also do that."
Anthony Burch
"Well why can't she fight this guy?"
Angela
"Because she's also my bodyguard, you buffoon."
Anthony Burch
"Well you see I was just-"
Angela
"I've signed you up for the match with Randy's friend. Don't make a fool of yourself."
Randy Pitchford
"And that settles that! Thank you for signing up, my friend!"
Anthony Burch
"Why must this happen to me?"

Match 9[edit | edit source]

Anthony Burch vs The Psycho

Anthony Burch wins via pin


Match 10[edit | edit source]

Gamer Wizard vs Woody 2/3 fall for King of Degenerates

Woody pins Gamer Wizard 1-0

Woody pins Gamer Wizard 2-0

Woody wins 2-0

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Dr Eggman
"So you're saying I had another match? I didn't! I was in the locker room the whole time!"
Randy Pitchford
"Come on, you're pulling my leg."
Dr Eggman
"Check the cameras, the guys from that match complained to me about acting strange! But I was never there!"
Randy Pitchford
"Alright then... I'll check... Wait a second... You're right! There's you in the ring, and you in the locker room!"
Dr Eggman
"MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!"
Randy Pitchford
"Wait... did you make that clone?"
Dr Eggman
"NO!"
Randy Pitchford
"Okay, now this is odd. Alright, I'll forward this to the guys doing the investigation into that double murder. You can go."
*Dr Eggman leaves the room*
Angela
"Having trouble, Randy?"
Randy Pitchford
"What the fuck is going on? I don't get it! Everything is just going all wrong!"
Angela
(You don't get much at all, to be fair. Clones? It must be that dog-thing again, must've broken out. Oh right, because of the previous experiments, that's why it's disguised... Maybe I could use this to my advantage.)
Angela
"May I propose a possible solution? I've heard there might be some sort of disease that might be making these clones.
Randy Pitchford
"W-what? Shit! I gotta get the masks and the social distanci-"
Angela
""Not that sort of disease, you idiot. My lab also deals with potential medical technology. I could figure out a potential way to get rid of this disease if you... Just hand over a few of your wrestlers."
Randy Pitchford
"Wait, what? You're kidding!"
Angela
"Don't you have a few wrestlers that, what's the phrase... Draw no pennies"?"
Randy Pitchford
"Well yeah they're those weird costumed men with their own locker room but-"
Angela
"Surely you wouldn't mind letting me have a few."
Randy Pitchford
"Some of them draw pennies, I don't know who the fuck some of them even are though. Fuck it, whatever it takes to solve this shit, take the ones that aren't interesting at all in my book."
Angela
"Thank you, I'll make sure things will get solved."
Angela
(What an idiot...)

Match 11[edit | edit source]

Non Canon 2v1: Manager Completado vs Jerkcity Corp (Present Day Manager and Spigot) - Jerkcity corp win

Manager pins Manager Completado

Jerkcity Corp wins


Match 12[edit | edit source]

Elimination Chamber

Inspector Gadget, Dyatlov, Wright, Saihara, Tidus, Dimitri


Saihara and Dimitri are the first 2 in the ring

Phoenix Wright out of chamber first

Inspector Gadget out of chamber second

Tidus out of chamber third

Dyatlov out of chamber last

Saihara pins Phoenix Wright

Saihara pins Tidus

Inspector Gadget pins Dimitri

Dyatlov pins Inspector Gadget

Saihara pins Dyatlov

Saihara wins