TCR/S2E2.22

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Opening[edit | edit source]

An Explanation[edit | edit source]

GnOP
"As you can see from the stream title, I'm having to delay episode 3. (oh nonono) Throughout the week my room has been redecorated, basically. I even have a new, considerably BEEGER desk. But yeah, I've have zero access to my PC through this entire week so I've made zero progress with the episode. The episode will be next Saturday, usual time. So instead today is an non-canon episode so i'll be doing a bunch of stupid matches, wheel matches, and chat pick matches. oh nononono"


The Madness Begins[edit | edit source]

BongBong
"What has happened to you Angela?"
Angela
"managermanagermanagermanagermanagermanagermanagermanager"
Randy Pitchford
"Hahahahahaha oh fuck i cannot stop laughing! Please HELP ME I CANNOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELP MY MOUTH IS BLEEDING!"
BongBong
"What is happening!?"
*Manager, Spigot and Date enter*
Spigot
"HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING HERE TOO???"
Date Kaname
"But I thought we stopped The Final Impact? Or is this something else?"
Angela
"MANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGER"
Manager
"...Angela? What happened to you?"
???
[Crashing noises on the intercom]
Date Kaname
"I would suggest getting out of here... But the whole arena is surrounded by a psychedelic void! What's going on?"


Match 1[edit | edit source]

Intergender match

Date Kaname vs Bongbong

Date wins


Match 2[edit | edit source]

8 Man Elimination

The Gamer Wizard vs Spigot vs Patrick Bateman vs Woody vs Miller vs Waelcyrie vs Manager vs MC Ride

(Pin order 32:12)

Gamer Wizard wins


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Note: 42:14

James Sunderland
"It's like the whole world is falling apart... Are we all getting punished?"
Dimitri
"James? Is that you?"
James Sunderland
"Dimitri? How... Are you here? I thought you were at that other show!"
Dimitri
"Other show? What are you talking about? All I remember is going to Hell to kill Edelgard for good."
???
"WOW I CAN DO THAT? THAT'S PRETTY COOL! THIS STUFF SURE IS NEAT"
Dimitri
"I don't recognise that voice that voice on the intercom..."
James Sunderland
"Neither do I, and things have just gone completely insane around here suddenly!"
Dimitri
"Well, if this place is falling apart..."
James Sunderland
"We'll just fight until we fall apart too!"
Dimitri
"Agreed! I won't stop until I'm out of blood!"



Match 3[edit | edit source]

1 fall Free for all

Spigot vs Dagoth Ur vs Hugh Neutron vs Hubert

Spigot wins via pinning Hubert


Match 4[edit | edit source]

Tornado Tag Team

The Scientists (Dr Eggman and HL1 Scientist) vs The Mystery Masters (Phoenix Wright and Shuichi Saihara) vs The Suffering (Dimitri and James) vs World of STR (Q-taro and Kenshiro)

(Pin order: 1:12:01)

The Scientists win



90 Everywhere: He Was The Last Of Us Too, Bruv[edit | edit source]

While shit was going to hell in TCR, 90 was trying to find a man to mug so that he could buy a teleporter to an universe that is totally not fucking absolutely batshit insane and wont result in a fucking violent death at the end of it all until he stumbled onto a grizzled man who looked like he came straight out of a beating holding onto what appeared to be an Xbox (The original one, fuck Microsoft's trash naming conventions). 90 was annoyed considering Xbox's only got for like 50 peas on CashConverters, but begrudgingly he decided to mug the dude anyway. After dragging the victim into an office and thoroughly thrashing the fuck out of them, 90 soon realized what he stole wasn't an Xbox, it was actually a PS4 development kit that contained The Last of Us 2 files. Such a finding would make a pretty penny depending on who he sells it to.


Match 5[edit | edit source]

The Battle for the Autism Cure

Ladder Match

In a throwback to the original Season 0 match long before TCR reached the main screen. The autistic namefags broke out of containment to finally say once and for all who shall get the cure for Autism, El Loco Bandito somehow stumbled into the match replacing Alchius

El Loco Bandito vs Nyron vs Behelit vs Belias vs Talon vs Gamer Wizard vs Sim vs 90

Nyron wins

Now excuse me while i go jerk off at my own reflection - Nyron


Lore 3[edit | edit source]

(Note: 2:03:23)

Date Kaname
"Randy laughed himself to death... I've never seen anything like it!"
Aiba
"I'm not sure why all of this is happening..."
Manager
"Wait... What the..."
*Goku Manager enters the scene*
Date Kaname
"Is that... you? But you're right here!"
Goku Manager
"What are you looking at?"
Date Kaname
"This place is really going to hell!"
???
"HAHAHA WOW THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!"
Date Kaname
"That voice on the intercom! And The Mystery Master are somehow here too? This whole place has gone insane!"



Match 6[edit | edit source]

VIEWER VOTE:

Tag Team fight

The 90'S (90 White and 90 Black) vs Da Dawgs (Big Dog and Dog Nigga)

Dog Nigga pins 90 Black

Big Dog pins 90 White

Da Dawgs win


Match 7[edit | edit source]

Wheel Match:

The Spring Of '20 (Handicap Match)

Rape Victim: Yugi Motou vs The Rapists: Big Show, CIA and Harold Lott

Yugi Motou wins by pinning CIA- Wait... What?! He avoided getting raped?!

Meanwhile during the match, Overlay Battler joined in on beating up Yugi Motou with the rapists when suddenly Overlay Angela entered the scene and also joined in on the beating. It seems the rape helped Battler and Angela develop a closer bond and develop an romantic relationship, they eventually left to... do their thing.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

Wheel Match:

4V4 Tag Team, 1 fall

Team TCR (90, Dagoth Ur, Luis, Eggman) vs Team (Mostly) Namefags (Toaster, Quint, Alchius and Mallory)

Team Namefags won via Alchius pinning Dagoth Ur

In the conclusion of The Overlay Rumble puppet show, Battler received an blo- *ahem* oral services from Angela in the middle of the match when suddenly Manager walked in on the scene. Angela started laughing at Manager until suddenly Binah showed up and sooner or later most of the female Sephirah was behind Manager which drove Battler and Angela to leave the stage.


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Viewer Vote:

Luka vs BongBong and Zero

Luka gets pinned by Zero and subsequently spends the rest of the last days of his life getting raped by BongBong and Zero (Honestly if i was in his shoes i would be the happiest man alive, bruv/)


Lore 4[edit | edit source]

(Note: 4:18:30)

Date Kaname
"We haven't made any progress figuring out that void surrounding this place!"
BongBong
"I think we're just trapped here!"
Spigot
"OH NO, NOW WHERE WILL I GET MY VARIETY OF COCKS TO SUCK???"
???
"THIS IS GREAT!"
Date Kaname
"It's that voice on the intercom again! Whoever it is, it must be them behind this!"
BongBong
"I don't know any voice from either show that matches that voice, who could it be?"
???
"WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
Date Kaname
"Button?"
Spigot
"MANAGER! OUR BELTS!"
Manager
"They vanished! Wait... no..."
Angela
"beltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbeltbelt"
Date Kaname
"Angela?"
Manager
"She has all the belts!"
Angela
"MANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGERMANAGER"
Manager
"This light!"
*The entire screen goes white*
*Angela appears in the background starting to walk into the foreground
Angela
"An...gela...? Wait... No!"
*Angela smashes the screen*


Epilogue[edit | edit source]

???
"Well messing about with that simulation was fun."
GnOP
"And it wont change anything in reality, too! That other masked retard may be a cuck, but he knows how to make a sim! Just take a snapshot of current TCR and i can play god as much as i like! Is it really pain or fear they feel if it's just a sim? It's not like i am toying with real people, they're just fine loitering along in the arena as i speak... I should try the game he made with this sim some time, maybe... All the better to let loose a little for once. Now then, back to... That's right, "work", yeah, Of course... I should organise this folder sometime..."


"Did you like it?"

















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