TCR/S2E2

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"Breathe, breathe in the air

Don't be afraid to care

Leave, but don't leave me

Look around

Choose your own ground."


Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Angela
"That should be the handheld cognition filters set up. Whatever room we're in will be filtered, and so will we. I've repurposed a few of the old settings to speed things along as well."
BongBong
"I've been in the ring before without one, is it really needed for me?"
Angela
"Maybe not, but I just prefer it this way. Anyways, let us look for that new director..."


Match 1[edit | edit source]

James Sunderland vs Dismas

Dismas wins via pin


Match 2[edit | edit source]

Wakka vs HL1 Scientist

HL1 Scientist wins via pin


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Anthony Burch
"Randy? You look a little down. Is everything alright?"
Randy Pitchford
"I'm just thinking about Claptrap... We had our issues... But I enjoyed my stupid robot buddy, you know?"
Anthony Burch
"I'm sure I can find you another robot to talk to!"
Randy Pitchford
"Hah, as if, I don't know of any robot with any sort of actual intelligence!"
BongBong
"Are you sure about that?"
(The room changes to an virtual office(?)
Randy Pitchford
"Why the fuck did the room change? And who the fuck are you? Get out!"
BongBong
"Wait! I heard your chat about wanting a... robot friend?"
Randy Pitchford
"Yes...? What about it?"
BongBong
"My boss would like to have a discussion about that."
Randy Pitchford
"...Sure, let her in."
Angela
"Hello."
Randy Pitchford
"Wait, she's a robot? I've never seen a robot like this before!"
Angela
"I'm an incredibly advanced AI, capable of making billions of calculations in a fraction of a second. Time from my perspective moves at the fraction of the speed it does for you. You have ambitions for this company, I can tell. Perhaps you would benefit from a cold, highly-advanced machine helping you?"
Randy Pitchford
"Well, at least you don't shit-talk me like Claptrap would! Sure, whatever, you'll help me with my ambitions... Welcome aboard!"
Angela
(I never expected it to be this easy...He truly is an idiot. All it does is help me get what I want... Now, where is A?)

Match 3[edit | edit source]

Luka vs Zero

Zero wins via pin

Rape begins

Match 4[edit | edit source]

20 Minute Ironman Tables Match

Mutou Yugi vs Ace Visconti

Ace Visconti - 4

Mutou Yugi - 1

Ace Visconti wins

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Randy Pitchford
"Hell yeah! Got a great deal signed!"
Angela
"Oh? You can sign up wrestlers yourself?"
Randy Pitchford
"Of course, I'm a director! And I just got one from a good writer friend of mine! Said he needed a break! So my friend suggested he should try some golf... And the guy freaks out! So we're bringing him here. Maybe this'll give him the break he needs! Never know, he might become a big name here too! I'd get so much if my first personal pick gets big!"
Angela
(He's certainly cocky... How annoying... Maybe he's smarter picking wrestlers than he is talking...)


Match 5[edit | edit source]

Joel vs Eri

Eri wins via pin


Match 6[edit | edit source]

El Loco Bandito vs Hugh Neutron

Hugh Neutron wins via pin

Match 7[edit | edit source]

8 man elimination

Big Dog vs Date Kaname vs Dagoth Ur vs Nyron vs Monsoon vs Akasaka vs Rapeman vs Behelit

(Count pins: 2:34:47)

Akasaka pins Date

Rapeman makes Monsoon tap

Dagoth pins Behelit

Nyron pins Dagoth

Big Dog pins Nyron

Rapeman pins Akasaka

Big dog pins Rapeman

Big Dog wins

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Spigot
"HEY COME ON MANAGER WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"
Manager
"There's someone after me... I'm sorry I never told anyone, I just got-"
Spigot
"HEY FUCK WHATEVER STALKER YOU GOT! I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK IT IS! I'LL BEND 'EM OVER AND MAKE 'EM SING LIKE A CHOIR BOY!"
Manager
"I don't want any of you to get-"
Spigot
"LISTEN! WE'VE KICKED BITCH AND SIMP ASS BEFORE! WE JUST GOTTA THINK ABOUT HOW WE DID IT BEFORE!"
Manager
"Surely it's not that-"
Spigot
"IT'S GONNA WORK JUST LIKE BEFORE! WE EVEN HAVE A HEAD START! I'M GONNA SIGN US UP FOR SOME TAG FIGHTS... AND GET YOU A FANCY FUCKIN' SUIT! WHOEVER IS STALKING YOU WILL GET FUCKED FIVE WAYS IF YOU GET A FANCY SUIT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY! WE'VE SAVED THIS PLACE AND TFR! UNTIL ONE OF US GETS SENT TO THE GRAVE, JERKCITY CORP IS GONNA STICK AROUND NO MATTER WHAT!"

Match 8[edit | edit source]

Jerkcity Corp vs World of STR

Jerkcity Corp wins via Spigot making Q-Taro submit


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Grand Autismo belt match, 2/3 falls

Miller vs Waelcyrie

Miller wins via pin


Match 10[edit | edit source]

Contenders to challenge Jerkcity Corp

The TF2 (Heavy and Soldier) vs ITS HIP (Patrick Bateman and MC Ride) vs THE STRONGEST TEAM (Potion Seller and Travelling Knight) vs Murica (Sim and Talon)

Potion Seller pins Talon

Heavy pins Travelling Knight

MC Ride pins Soldier

Heavy pins Patrick Bateman

Sim pins Heavy

MC Ride pins Sim

ITS HIP wins

(Pins 3:43:48)

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Akasaka Mamoru
"It's good to see you here, Date."
Date Kaname
"Likewise, it's good to see you too. So you were saying to me that even this place... Has strange things happening too?"
Akasaka Mamoru
"Exactly, a while back we had an incident with a magical artefact. Which brought back some Empire that could've attacked TFR... Had we not taken care of it."
Date Kaname
"Yeah, I overheard the Mystery Masters talking about it. There were Bogdanoffs too?"
Akasaka Mamoru
"Yeah, they seemed to be clones though? I've looked around and I can't find them at all, though. Looks like they also vanished just like those-"
???
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Date Kaname
"What was that?"
Akasaka Mamoru
"Sounded like screaming, a few halls down! Could it seriously be happening again?!"
Date Kaname
"I hope not, then we'd have two shows with strange happenings!"
Akasaka Mamoru
"It's just around the corner! It must've come from this locker room!"
Date Kaname
"What's going on- What the hell!?"
(Date and Akasaka enter The Locker Room)
Patrick Bateman
"My, someone didn't like these two."
Date Kaname
"That's a security guard... and a wrestler too... Akasaka. Who is this?"
Akasaka Mamoru
"Looking at the records, looks to be... Dismas."
Spigot
"SO CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IN THE MEATY COCK HAPPENED HERE?"
Date Kaname
"The guard got torn limb from limb, like some crazed beast ripped them to shreds. Died instantly, so he has that going for him."
Akasaka Mamoru
"The other guy wasn't so fortunate. Body covered in a large number of cuts deep and shallow, and impaled on spikes... He was likely tortured before getting impaled... What a terrible way to go."
Aiba
"Date, isn't it strange the spikes seem to have erupted from the ground?"
Date Kaname
"It is... there aren't any sort of struggle marks either... Like whatever cut him to pieces was done from a distance..."
Patrick Bateman
"Certainly not the cleanest kill, surely there is security footage?"
Date Kaname
"There should be. But the footage is wiped for some reason. But we have no physical breaches into the security office. This is a group of people, not just a crazed murderer. There doesn't seem to be any targeting or genuine motive other than violence too... I'd suggest to you all to keep an eye out for anyone suspect."
El Loco Bandito
"Fuck sake, another group of assholes fucking things up? Here I was just wanting to punch faces and look cool!"
(Everyone leaves apart from Date and Akasaka)
Aiba
"Did you see that, Date?"
Date Kaname
"The guy in the labcoat? He was looking pretty nervous... Aiba, who is that man?"
Aiba
"He goes by the name of "Manager", one of the Tag Team Champions. His record talks about work at a previous corporation... From my databases, this corporation dealt with handling dangerous items and monsters.""
Date Kaname
"So you're saying he may have some involvement?"
Aiba
"Considering how he was acting and his history, maybe."
Date Kaname
"Akasaka, we should question that Manager guy."
Akasaka Mamoru
"A champion in connection with a double murder? Certainly unusual, but we can't rule it out."


90 Everywhere: Did He Kill Dismas?[edit | edit source]

10 minutes before Dismas met his unfortunate end, he stumbled onto The Black Beast on the prowl for more stuff to steal, seeing another fellow Highwayman made the Black Beast go on the attack, for the Highwayman may attempt to steal The Black Beasts loot. Dismas managed to fend off The Black Beast but little did he know that would be the last time anyone would have seen Dismas.


Match 11[edit | edit source]

Anthony Burch vs Joel

Joel wins