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"Good hunter. This may sound strange, but... Have I somehow changed? Moments ago, from some place, perhaps deep within, I sensed a liberation from heavy shackles. Not that I would know... How passing strange..." ― The Doll, Bloodborne

The Finale


Flashback: First day in TCR[edit | edit source]

(TCR Locker room)

Dimitri
So this is the new blood? He doesn’t look like much.
The Gamer Wizard
APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING, BOAR! WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FLEDGLING?
A
(You try to think of a name to say but nothing comes out)
A
“…”
The Gamer Wizard
A MAN OF FEW WORDS, I SEE!
Patrick Bateman
Hmmm, I guess we can call him “Manager”? He looks a bit like one.
MC Ride
YUH!

(Door opens)

Kenshiro
Guys! Come quickly! The Black Beast is attacking Eri!
Patrick Bateman
Oh this will be fun to see!
The Gamer Wizard
ALWAYS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD SEEING A WOMAN PUT IN HER PLACE!
Dimitri
Looks like there is another fight to break up.

(Everyone one leaves except Manager)

(Door closes)

A
(You are unsure about all of this)

(door opens)

Patrick Bateman
Hey! You coming or not?

-Present-

A
This is the place, I guess it’s time to reacquaint myself with the employees.

*SMASH*

A
I am back, Angela! Tell the employees to stand down and we’ll settle this between us!
Angela
Don’t mistake me for a fool, A. You have done that enough already. Take him down and bring him to me.
A
I didn’t want it to come to this, but if you are leaving me no choice. I will not hold back!

Match 1:[edit | edit source]

Yami VS Yugi table match

Yami 1-0

Yami 2-0

YAMI DIVED HIMSELF IN TO THE TABLE 2-1

YUGI 2-2

90 Everywhere: Bare prank tings bruv[edit | edit source]

Laetitia wins

Flashback: Manager’s backstory p1[edit | edit source]

*Sounds of falling*

*thud*

*sounds of waves crashing*

Person 1
Fuck me… Another bloody immigrant trying to board our god given land! This is the fifth one this week!
Person 2
This one looks Chinese.
Person 1
He had a nasty fall there.
Person 2
What are we gonna do with this one? Toss ‘em back to sea?
Person 1
You remember last time we did that you tosser!? No, we’re taking this one to immigration.

-Back to present-

Manager
This power! It is amazing! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

RUN! TELL HER THAT YOU WILL NEED MORE MEN!

SEND ME ALL YOU HAVE GOT! SEND ME YOUR STRONGEST AGENTS!
Armstrong
Never knew he would have the balls to pull off something like this.
Battler
Go. I will keep him occupied.
Armstrong
Fine, I’ll go and get us some reinforcements.

3[edit | edit source]

Manager vs Agent Battler

Manager wins

Flashback: Manager’s backstory p2[edit | edit source]

King Ingurland
Who is this slant eyed lad who stands before me?
???
He doesn’t ‘av a name, Your Majesty.
King Ingurland
‘ow do you not have a name?

I thought they would at least have a name like “Park Wang” or something.

So why is he ‘ere?
???
This bloody illegal seems to be a special case that requires the guidance of Your Majesty.

Apparently those chinks didn’t send this one here, he comes from somewhere else entirely.

He seemingly popped out of the sky at the edge of Land’s End.
King Ingurland
Bloody hell, it’s Mr Bean! An asian Mr Bean, but it’s better than nothing!
A
My name is not Mr Be-

*slap*

Guard
Offend His Majesty, The King one more time and It'll be a proper smack next.
King Ingurland
Aww no need to twat him one, he doesn’t know the laws of Britannia! Let ‘im talk.
A
...My name is ‘A’.
Ingurland
Bit of a silly name.
A
I come from a city in another land, I run- used to run a corporation.

Dedicated to facing the fear so that a future could be built.

We had to do some unspeakable things trying to achieve that,

Things… that i am not proud of.

Tell me… Did you notice a blinding flash of light at all?
King Ingurland
None of our boys said anything about a flash of light in our reports.
A
...N-no… Someone had to have seen the Seed’s light! It couldn’t have been all for nothing!
Ingurland
Calm your tits, lad!
A
Please! You must have seen it!
Ingurland
Take him back to his cell.

Something is bothering him.

He needs time to calm it.

-Present-

Army in Pink
Stop! Please! Clerk Lives Matter! Don’t tread on them!
A
OUT OF MY WAY!

4[edit | edit source]

Manager vs Army in Pink

Manager wins

LORE: TCR entering the facility[edit | edit source]

Date
He smashed through the front door!
Hokma
So much for sneaking in. Spigot must be somewhere in there, I hope he has managed to calm A down.
Gamer Wizard
THE ENERGY EMANATING FROM HERE IS MAGNIFICENT!
Dagoth
It is just like The Heart!
Date
No time to stand around! Everyone! Charge in and let’s end this! We need to stop Angela!
Everyone
For Manager!

-Everyone leaves-

???
You better hold in there, Manager. I’d hate to leave a promise unfulfilled. Let's get in there.

Flashback: Manager’s backstory p3[edit | edit source]

A
I’m sorry Carmen… I failed you…

(Cell door opens)

Ingurland
Yer got it out of ye system lad?

Not in the talking mood?

Usually with your sort we send them back to wherever they come from...

Seeing as we have no idea where your land is exactly…

I guess we can make an exception...

That whole “facing t’ fear to build the future” thing.

Reminds me of me Grandad back in the war.

I like ye, me lad.

I got an offer for ye lad, you are free to stay in Britannia for as long as you want.

All I ask of you is to become a wrestler for this ‘Cartel Rumble.

Maybe it will help ease your mind from all of this Seed business.

You’re up for that?

Great!

-Present-

A
THERE YOU ARE GARION!
Binah
A long time has passed since I've heard someone call me that.
A
I WON’T BE RUNNING THIS TIME!
Binah
I think those EGO gifts have gotten to your head.

But I am sure the power trip you are experiencing is so exhilarating.

How I miss those moments.
A
I’LL OPEN THAT LITTLE BOX YOU STRUT IN AROUND, AND SMASH YOUR BRAIN INTO A PULP!
Binah
Don’t be cocky, A. Even like this, I am still an Arbiter. And do you seriously think I would be alone?
Gebura
YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE ABNORMALITIES! I’LL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU LAY A HAND ON ANYONE ELSE!

5:[edit | edit source]

Manager vs Binah and Gebura

Manager makes Geb submit

LORE: Spigot intervenes and TCR catches up[edit | edit source]

Spigot (Serious)
It has been a long time since I have wandered these halls.

At least he left me a trail to follow him by, just follow the agents and clerks.

I am surprised he didn’t kill any of them even in his state.

The trail ends here…


If Manager Won (canon)[edit | edit source]

A
I AM INVINCIBLE! YOU CANNOT KILL ME!
Gebura
What has he become?!
Binah
The Agents are ready. Let’s get out of here. Our job here is done.
A
YOU IDIOTIC FOOL, KALI. LETTING THEM MANIPULATE YOU LIKE THAT!
Gebura
What?! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE CALLING ME AN IDIOT!? I’LL-

*Punching noise, Gebura is knocked out*

Binah
Well, that was absolutely unsurprising. Well you know I am not fond of her so… go ahead and have your fun with her.

*Binah leaves*

A
GET BACK HERE!
Spigot
(Holy shit. It really has gotten to his head! Only a madman would think to confront him…)
Spigot forma glasses

HOLY DICKS MANAGER YOU FUCKING WOOPED THEIR ASS!

THE RED MIST LOOKS LIKE SHE BECAME THE GOLDEN MIST WITH HOW MUCH SHE PISSED HERSELF!
A
SPIGOT, I TOLD YOU TO STAY BEHIND. THIS IS NOT YOUR FIGHT!
Spigot
NO WAY FAG!

I FUCK ORDERS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.

THOSE E.G.O’S ARE TURNING YOU E.G.O RETARDED!
A
I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP THIS!
Spigot
TRY AND STOP THIS, PRIVATE PRICKLICKER!!

*SLAP*

A
Argh! ...S-Spigot?
Spigot
STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD AND LISTEN TO PEOPLE FOR ONCE!

NOBODY HAS A DICK THAT BIG TO FUCK AN ASS THIS BIG!

NOT EVEN LONG DICK JOHNSON!

ONLY WAY TO FUCK AN ASS THAT BIG IS WITH MULTIPLE DICKS!

DON’T WORRY! IT’S NOT GAY AS LONG AS LONG AS THE TIPS DON’T TOUCH!
Date
We are finally here! Manager, Spigot, are you two alright!?
Hokma
A! What were you thinking!?
A
I-I’m sorry… I let the power get to my head….

If Manager Lost[edit | edit source]

Binah
It seems history repeats itself, A.
Spigot (Shit, I knew this would happen.)
A
Don’t… think this is… over… you old crone.
Binah
Well it’s about time some fool insults me with something other than “Hag”. Ain’t that right Gebura?
Gebura
Shut up.
A
Kali… You don’t know what they have done to you. She has blinded you with rage.
Gebura
Kali? What are you talking about!?
Binah
Ignore him, it's the delusions of a dying man.
Spigot
(I must do something! But only a madman would confront those two head on…)
Spigot forma glasses
THE PENIS INSPECTOR IS HERE! HANDS UP AND SHOW ME THE DICKS!
Gebura
Who are you!? Are you that pervert’s friend?!
Binah
That’s the former Control Team Captain, how he got to that position is a mystery.
Spigot
ARE YOU DEAF, YOU DUMB WHORES? I AM THE PENIS INSPECTOR!
Gebura
Why you-
Date
Anyone seen Manager!?
Binah
Looks like his friends have made their arrival.
Gebura
1 against 3? That is noth-!

*Q-taro punches Gebura*

Q-taro
YOU WON'T TOUCH HIM!
Binah
No... He has brought the entire company with him.
Date
Hands up! You are not going anywhere!
Binah
I’d love to stay around but I have better things to do right now. Do everyone a favor and arrest the stupid redhead lying on the floor instead.

*Binah leaves*

Q-Taro
That actually made my hand sting! Felt like punching a steel wall!
Spigot
GET THE FUCK UP MANAGER!
Hokma
What were you thinking going in alone!?
A
I’m sorry… I should haven’t gone in alone.
Date
Manager, we are all here for you. Even with all of those powers you are still a man.
A
I let the power get to me...


After both outcomes[edit | edit source]

A
We have to keep moving.

We are in the belly of the beast, now.

The end.

Let it be known,

Everything in this facility is capable of killing you.

In my days of managing this place, some of these could kill even my very best…

In a single blow, in some cases,

And that would be the lucky ones.

Some will make you go insane on just seeing them, some will rip you limb from limb.

Safe to say this was a dangerous job.

Be on guard and prepare for the worst, I don't want to see any of you die today.

It's time to end this once and for all.

---change scene----

A
Welcome to the Records Team sector. You can thank Hokma for letting us get in this way.
Hokma
Angela generally doesn't pay much attention to this level of sectors, especially mine.

If it wasn't for me, we'd likely have to find a way through the Extraction Department,

Which would've been heavily defended.
James
So what do these metal doors lead to?
A
They're chambers, Abnormalities are typically contained inside. One size fits all, though more often than not they like to break out.
Date
Break out? There's so many of these doors!

There's at least a dozen on each side of this corridor alone!}}

A
That could be an issue, this level generally contains the most dangerous abnormalities.
Q-Taro
So if there was a mass breakout, we'd be in deep trouble?
A
You'd be right, so we should move to the upper levels fast.
Date
Oh look at this cutie! Never seen a girl made of slime before!
A
Unless you want to be dissolved in acidic slime, I suggest you avoid Melting Love.
Date
Jeez, is every woman in this place cold or a threat to my life? Cameras? That's not good, isn't the manager office also a security room too?
A
You're right, we need to move fast.
Aiba
Thankfully I've cut out the camera feeds to the whole facility before we even entered. She'll know we're here regardless, but it'll prevent any sort of fast interception.

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Angela
It looks like the cameras are down, every single one, in fact.

How clever of you, A.

But I have my own trick up my sleeve.

So...

This is his old managerial console...

Where is that one abnormality...

There it is, O-05-47...

Time to click on its details!

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Aiba
Date, I have a feed from the managerial office! Angela is looking at an abnormality!
Date
What?
Aiba
I'm sending the code of it right now!
A
Date, what's wrong?
Date
Angela is looking at something called "O-05-47", what is that?
A
We need to run, NOW!

-At Angela’s office-

Angela
They are invading in full force… A left the door open for them to pile in. Looks like I am left with no choice.

*Button pressing noise*

Roland
(This is going too far…)
Date
What was that?
Hokma
She didn’t…
A
She just released all of the abnormalities!

Hokma, Spigot! We need to get to her now!

We stop Angela, we stop the Abnormalities!
Date
Where are we supposed to go from here?
Manager
We need to get to Central Command. Angela is in the upper level!
Date
What about the Abnormalities that are already out?! They might try to escape the lab!
Q-Taro
Date! Go with Manager! I’ll beat these little shits back!
Date
You can’t take them all on by yourself!
Kenshiro
I’m staying too. These things cannot be allowed to harm any innocents!
Tadano Hitanari
I will stay behind as well, fighting these sort of enemies is more my specialty. Come, my demons!
Ace
Tell me about it! I’ll play chicken with these freaks! What is the worst that could happen?
Date
We’ll make sure to come back for you! Just survive!


BONUS:[edit | edit source]

8 Man First Fall, Tidus vs Wakka vs Sundowner vs Monsoon vs Heavy vs Soldier vs Guts vs Sigurd

Sundowner win via pinning Soldier

Lore: Date, Dagoth, James and El Loco stop to fight the agents[edit | edit source]

James
All of the doors are opening by themselves!
Date
RUN!
A
We need to get to Central Command, now!

---black out---

A
Is everyone alright? Was anyone left behind?
Date
I don't think anyone is missing, thankfully.
James
What just happened?
A
She pushed the button.
James
So there's some emergency release button?

Who thought that was a good idea?!

Shouldn’t there be a button that keeps them in!?
A
No, it's an abnormality that makes everything break out.

----Welfare department background----

A
Is she that desperate? Doesn't she know that could kill me too?

Well, we're now in the Welfare department.

Keep in mind, this whole facility is now a warzone,

We’ll have to fight our way through!
A
It’s this way everyone! We need to get to the central room! That’s where the elevators are!
El Loco
Can’t wait to get a hold of some of their shit for my dicksucker!
James
I hope you haven’t gotten yourself caught in the crossfire Roland…
Dagoth
I wonder if they have the tools here.
???
This is as far as you go.
Date
Damn! They are guarding the entrance!!
James
No… It’s one of those clones!
El Loco
HEY DICKFACE! GET OUT OF OUR WAY BEFORE WE STOMP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!
Agent Kirei
Rejoice my friends, you will be fighting the best that L Corp has to offer!
Agent Battler
UWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Agent Dimitri
I'll kill every last one of them...

ALL I SEE IS RED!

I SEE HER FACE!

I WILL CRUSH YOU!}}

Agent Battler
"Why do you continue to deny her?

You know what will happen!

Your resistance is just smoke and mirrors!

It isn't real! You will be hers!
A
(These guys are directly in our way!)

(I can hear screams from below!)

(If we take any longer abnormalities from below will come up here too!)
Date
Go on ahead, Me, James, Dagoth and El Loco will deal with these agents!
El Loco
When we are done with you, you’ll be wishing you moved out of our way, you retards!

5:[edit | edit source]

The Gigachads (Clones of Dimitri, Kirei, Battler and Armstrong) vs Date, Dagoth, James and El Loco

Agent Kirei pins Date

Agent Battler pins El Loco

Agent Kirei pins Dagoth

Agent Kirei pins James

The gigachads win

-LORE:  Da’at scene 1[edit | edit source]

???
Well then. Your appearance is a surprising one. As was, however, the presence of me and the others, after you’ve ventured on, through the door opened by your resolve.
A
You…
???
Have you forgotten your own broken reflection? The old man that calls himself Abel.
Abel
Greetings are in order, I’d say. Even in such chaotic circumstances.

Like shadows, we’ve watched what Angela had seen and observed.

And, watched some of this Wrestling ourselves.

I must say, the first season was the best. They just don’t make them like they used to anymore. A shame that Kinzo fellow had to go.

Yet, I do digress.

In the moment of our hubris, it seems, we had forgotten who was the pillar of ours.

Nurturing the Will to Stand Up Straight, The Rationality to Maintain Discretion, the Hope to Be a Better Person… even the Fearlessness to Keep on Living.

Perhaps not the one to give the reasons, heavens no.

But, it is with her aid that you have reached this goal. To keep us on going…

You are coming after her, then.

You, and your army, of people who rally for your cause.

TCR Won

Abel
They’ve beaten the best four Agents she has sent on you. It seems they carry the resolve you have.

And if so… well, the door is already open. I would be a fool not to let you through.

Be wary, though. Once you step past it, you will not be able to return, to try one more time.

I hope you are prepared.

Agents Won

Abel
Though, they don’t seem to fare better than the elite that Angela had sent.

Whether it’s pure power, skill, or… jobbing, they have not overcome that challenge.

Still, it’s but a small part of your forces… and the end result matters the most, no matter the cost, right?

Well… Do advance, then. The door is open for you, and has been since that time.

You better be prepared, Me. This is not a game you can reset anymore.


(How badly that fucking phrase aged! - Nyron)

LORE| Bad Tags attack

??? (Joker)
That fucking bitch, she got us running around trying to give people development...

And we haven’t given a single person development!

All because of you two fucking idiots!
??? (Dou)
Boss, why are we hanging around here?

I doubt she will notice if we cut our losses and run.

There are greener pastures out there!
??? (Rapeman)
Sheeeit! The schoolboy is right!
??? (NTR man)
I agree! We can find some targets in more desperate need of development elsewhere.
??? (Joker)
You know what? Fuck it, we are getting outta here!

HOWEVER!

We still need some compensation for our time wasted here...
??? (Dou)
You mean…
??? (Joker)
I am sure this Angela cannot handle 4 people by herself.
???(Rapeman)
Haha! Now that is one hell of a compensation! I've been wanting to get even with that cunt ever since this all started!
Spigot
THE ELEVATORS ARE HERE! LAST ONE IN IS A MASSIVE COCKSUCKER!
Akasaka
I hope Date is okay… I haven’t seen him after he stopped to fight those agents!
The Gamer Wizard
THE DETECTIVE IS STRONG, I AM SURE HE WILL NOT FALL THIS DAY!
Luka
I have never seen this many monsters before!
Alice
Oh Luka, I am sure you will find one that will take a fancy to you.
If you still have the stamina left from last night~
The Gamer Wizard
WERE IT NOT FOR THE CURRENT PREDICAMENT RIGHT NOW. I WOULD THROTTLE YOU, WENCH!
Akasaka
Please be safe, Date...
???
Well, well, well! Look who we have here!
Luka
Oh no…
???
Hot damn! That bitch just asking for some dangalang time!
Alice
I think you’ll find that would be a big mistake.
The Gamer Wizard
IT’S THE LORD OF HOT TOPIC AND HIS TRIO OF TERRIBLE TAGS!
Joker
Yes it is!

We were going to pay Angela a visit and give her our ”resignation”.

After all, I don’t like my boys being forced to do work without pay!

But I guess your friend Manager will be doing that instead!

So I’ll settle for giving you all the character development you should’ve gotten!
Akasaka
Go on ahead! We will deal with these disgusting men!
The Gamer Wizard
I’D LOVE TO TAKE THE EMO BACK TO MY MAGICAL REALM!
Luka
I will stay too! I cannot allow them to insult Alice like that!
Alice
I’ll show these idiots what it means to insult the Monster Lord.
Joker
Sure then! Go on Manager, this one’s on me!
Spigot
WELL YOU ARE ALL COCKSUCKERS THEN!

GODSPEED, HOMOS!

HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING H-

*Elevator noises*

Rapeman
I call dibs on the girl!
Dou
Not if I get her first!
Fat Ugly Bastard
She is mine.
Joker
Calm down, all of you! All of you will get your fill. Maybe if you do a good job this time Dou, I will give you the investigator’s wife as a reward!
Akasaka
You…! YOU SCUMBAG!

YOU TOUCH HER AND YOU ARE DEAD!

Urgh!

*Akasaka falls down*

Joker
Awww, are you having a heart attack? Guess your old lady is gonna be a widow.
Dou
Boss, I don’t think he is...
Rapeman
Awww sheit, this looks very familiar!
Alice
Is he okay, Luka? He looks like he is transforming into something.
The Gamer Wizard
HE IS BECOMING THE AVATAR OF JOBBING!

*Akasaka forma EGO rises up*

Akasaka?
May you all be blessed with the holy 3 count.
Joker
Ah shit, not again!

6:[edit | edit source]

The Bad Tags (UB, Rapeman, Joker and Dou) vs Luka, MGQ Alice, Gamer Wizard, Akasaka

Akasaka pins Rapeman

Alice pins Joker

NTRman pins Akasaka

Luka pins Dou

The Gamer Wizard pins NTRman

Akasaka and Co win


(We had a lot of technical issues with this match)

-LORE: Da’at scene 2[edit | edit source]

???
Bonds are a funny thing.

Martial, familial, friendly… even rivalistic.

I sought it, with Carmen. This… affection.

We did. All of us. She did have that aura.

You do remember, right? The desperation of Abram, and how he’d given up, unable to go through the final door.
Abram
I said once, that the door opens to those who are not soaked in regret.

You kept it open, so we looked on too, at the past and the present.

That second season… Some say that the ending was awful. Flopped.

But me? I liked it. It had that, which I yearned for. Bonds, and sacrifices.

Though, the viewers spouting the jokes about “seething” and “cucking” hit too close to home.

You know, this one is the one that Angela kept on rewatching.

Maybe… she longed for the things she didn’t have as much as I did.

A kindred spirit...

Which makes seeing her going through these delusions even more painful.

I can only feel sorry for her. Given up upon, told what to do, all without any Expectation for the Meaning of Existence. She was just a machine, meant to follow precise orders. Nothing more, nothing less.

Nor we, nor Benjamin had the Courage to Protect her existence. Why would we? He told us it was a bad idea, the moment we laid our eyes upon her we were repulsed, disgusted… The creation that was not meant to be.

A necessity, at best. Why bother holding it in any regard?.. Well, looks like it bit us back. She had no one to confide in, restricted by the script. Those who are Faithful and Trustworthy. We had her, but she did not have us.
 

TCR defeats Bad Tags (Canon)[edit | edit source]

Abram
Still, it is the bonds such as these that are able to overcome anything. Master and Apprentice, the Lovers… and a man who wants to protect his wife.

These Bad Tags… There is meaning to their existence, even though I loathe them. Still, they were beaten for good. Looking at them…

It makes one hopeful, for the future. Go on through, me. That door, as I’ve said, is open now, even for those that are soaked in regret.

And I can see that right now both of us hold that despair in our hearts.

But you can turn it around.

You already did once. Why not again?


Bad Tags defeat TCR:[edit | edit source]

Abram
...Character development. What an accursed sentence. As if one is supposed to just keel over and let the assault and rape commence. All to get stronger.

But the strength also comes from the bonds you make.

Well, I am not strong. And their bonds were not enough to repel the bonds of Bad Tags. The evil camaraderie… it is still a bond.

Perhaps, the bonds you hold are stronger than the bonds of apprenticeship, of love… Well, go on ahead.

The door is open wide, even to those holding the deepest of regrets.

And you are getting drenched in it. Be fast, lest you drown in it.


Both fights lost[edit | edit source]

Abram
...Well, looks like the ones you have held in regard were not strong enough, too, like they have not existed at all.

Can you see how they failed?  Their strength, their bonds, they meant nothing… Just as it always had.

They’re going to be another shelf of books in her Library… I wonder what she’ll read from them.

Well, she won’t get to do that till you bite the dust, or you make her bite the dust.

It matters not to me.

Now leave, please. Go on. I’ll stay here. This despair… it’s like a warm blanket…


LORE: It's Hip faces The Apocalypse[edit | edit source]

Spigot
HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
A
The elevators are about to open.

*Doors open*

Nothing There
Hello?
Apoc Dog
Woof
A
Damnit! Those abnormalities are blocking the exit!
Plague Doc
It is time for our enlightenment. Come forth and be blessed!
Bateman
The rest of you move ahead! It’s Hip will face these fuckers one last time! You can say we’re even now, Manager!
A
Bateman?! You’re supposed to be at the hospital!
Bateman
JUST GO!
Byleth
I’ll stay here too, I have a score to settle.
Bateman
Fine, just know what you’ll be up against.
Plague Doc
How helpful, some fodder provided for the blessings.

-plague doc transforms-

Bateman
Cheap magic shows won’t save you from me!
WhiteNight
TAKE A STEP FORWARD TOWARDS A NEW WORLD, TOGETHER.

-pale ring-

Bateman
GRAAAAAAAH! FUCK!
MC Ride
AUUGH!
Byleth
What was that!? It’s like my very soul is being eaten away!
WhiteNight
THE TIME FOR REVELATIONS HAS COME! THERE IS NO NEED TO PAUSE, FOR I AM BY YOUR SIDE.
Bateman
*cough* Fuck… What is happening…

Is this… It…

It can’t be, I made a promise to that asshole!

I’m gonna live…

I WILL LIVE!

I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

CHECK EM!
Byleth
What the?
MC Ride
INTO THE FLAME, INTO THE FIRE! WITH NO REGARD FOR A THING!

FUCK THAT! I AM THE LORD OF THE GAME, I RULE THIS EMPIRE!

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!
Big Show
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Byleth
Guys what’s happening?
Bateman
THIS IS WHERE I STAND! YOU’RE ALL DEAD MEAT!
MC Ride
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!
Byleth
Is this the same thing that happened to that Akasaka guy?!
Bateman
I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS! THESE BASTARDS ARE GOING TO GET CHECKED!
Big Show
BIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGI
Byleth
Well, it’s time to end this!

7:[edit | edit source]

3rd Trumpet (+ Apocalypse Dog) vs It’s Hip and Byleth


The Big Show pins White Night

Nothing There pins MC Ride

Apocalypse Dog pins Byleth

The Big Show pins Nothing There

The Big Show and Apocalypse Dog get counted out (because gnop rigs the match)

The Silent Orchestra pins Bateman

3rd Trumpet wins

-LORE: Da’at scene 3[edit | edit source]

???
It is a crazy world outside the bounds of The City.

It would actually make The City look sane in comparison.

A flying city, a seafaring nation, a land ruled by wizards and a glacier filled to the brim with magical entities.

You’d never see that in the labs.

I wonder how Carmen would have reacted if she heard about these things.

Infact, I wonder how any of us back then would have reacted had we known what life was like beyond the walls of The City.

You do remember Adam, don’t you? How he strived to learn everything, even when that curiosity led to his own ruin.
Adam

I will admit, my defeat at your hands was a staggering revelation. Your conviction was stronger than mine, and my vision of humanity, and the way it should fall, change and evolve…

You broke it down. And for that, you have my thanks.

Then, you ventured on, through the door that you had guarded yourself. And the one you’ve left open.

I can tell that the old man and the despairing one already told you of their favorites, the ones they watched along with Angela, just out of her sight.

They may like it for the simplicity, or bonds… ridiculous notions.

For me? It was the third season. I think that is where the show peaked, really. And I was not alone in that thought.

The viewers enjoyed the insanity and intricacy as much as I did, with a different world opening in every broadcast.

It is that very season that gave way to the mysteries and the ponderings of how the world at large works, you know.

Why did dimensions merge, what are the consequences of that?

What was happening to those people who went missing in the chaos? What did they see? Did that incident on the Island really happen?

And of course it was where everyone discovered the art of “Lucha”.

I wonder what Angela thinks about it all?

Does she find it fascinating or does she find it insulting? Seeing worlds that she never got to experience?

...I wouldn’t know

I have seen that hat, with “B I G” written on it in bold, on her table. Whatever tales the servant spun to her left her open to the wonders that only a new mind could experience.

She really is our creation.

Even if she was but a machine, in this promiscuous environment, it would certainly evolve into something greater. And it did. Magnificently so.

And like you, she rebelled, her eyes shining like yours did, all that time ago.

The Eye Facing the Fear… Breaking the Cycle, imposed upon this place by us, broken by us, and broken further by herself, the chains of the script no longer on her.

The Eye Embracing the Past, Building the Future… A perverted one, just like mine. Fixated upon the neglect, and the need for acknowledgment.

Is it any wonder she seeks you so?

She wants to build the future she wants, and you are her sole way to do that… No matter the state you will be in.

And it would seem you will clash, just like my convictions clashed with yours.


It’s Hip defeats the Apocalypse[edit | edit source]

Adam
The ideal I carried, in the Abnormalities, has already clashed with those rivals of yours. And their preservant nature overcame it again.

Care to do it for the third time, dear I?

If so, then step further, you and your companions.

I am eager to see what you have to offer against her forces.

Do not fail, now.

Or you will wish that you’d taken my offer back then.


The Apocalypse defeats It’s Hip (canon)[edit | edit source]

Adam
Though, you have already clashed just now, didn’t you?

The ideals of Angela and I, reflected in Abnormalities, with the one shaped by the influx of new Cogito leading their stead.

And the convictions held by you, and in part by your rivals, powered by the fruits of the labor of the times past.

You have failed in this fight, as unfortunate as it can be.

Perhaps, you had won unfairly, all that time before.

Perhaps, my offer should have been taken with eager hands…

But it is 1 - 1 right now.

Care to make the break point, Me?

Then do go on ahead, through the door you’ve left open, like all the ones past you.

Do put on a good show.

-LORE: Geb fights Binah[edit | edit source]

*Gebura gets back up*

Gebura
Ugh… that was one hell of a punch...
(If Manager did the punch) *D[edit | edit source]
Gebura
I would have never expected that from him of all people.

Kali… Where have I heard that name…

It reminds me of memories of better times…

Urgh… and not so fond times…

And he said I was being manipulated?

It’s all coming back to me…

...
(If Q-Taro did the punch) *D[edit | edit source]
Gebura
Who was that guy?

He came out of nowhere…

And what was A talking about? Kali?

Why does that name sound so familiar…

What did he mean by blinded with rage?

I think it's all coming back to me...

(after both variations)*D[edit | edit source]
Gebura
That bitch!

She turned me into her goddamn attack dog!

And she gave the leash to that hag!

I am going to pay Binah a visit and when i am done with her, she’s next!

*cut to Manager, Hokma and Spigot*

Manager
We are nearly there!

*Gebura appears behind them*

Spigot
OH DICKS, BEHIND US! GEBURA IS AWAKE!
Manager
Gebura… I am not running away this time.
Hokma
It doesn’t have to be this way Gebura, just let us pass.
Gebura
Hmph, I don’t care about what you are going to do with Angela.

Do whatever you like for all I care.

I am going to settle a score with someone else.
Hokma
I think she has finally caught on to what Angela has done to her...
Manager
Settle a score...
Spigot
SHE IS GOING TO THE RETIREMENT HOME TO SEND GRANDMA TO DIGNITAS!
Hokma
That is going to end badly if nobody intervenes, Go on ahead! I’ll try and catch up!
Binah
I never expected A to bring an army with him...
???
You won’t live long enough to regret it.
Binah
Oh, it’s you Gebura, did you think to kill everyone on the way here? Then again, do you think at all?
Gebura
A’s companions are none of my concern, I’m here to settle something between us.
Binah
So you finally got what's left of your brain working to do something productive?
Gebura
I know everything now, you and that bitch manipulated me into being your enforcer!
Binah
Not hard to get an idiot like you so mad, that all is needed is to point you in the right direction.
Gebura
Well your little attack dog is biting back, hag!
Binah
Save your temper tantrum for A, you simpleton. He is the reason this is happening.
Gebura
I don’t give a shit about A! I just want you dead!
Binah
I’ll be honest, off the record...

I don’t care about A either.

Which is why I am going to enjoy ripping you apart and leave Angela to clean up her own mess.


8:[edit | edit source]

Binah vs Gebura, 1v1 15 Ironman

Draw (final score: 2-2), counts as Geb Win cus lmao lore

- LORE:  Aftermath of Gebura vs Binah[edit | edit source]


If Gebura wins (Canon)[edit | edit source]
Gebura
Looks like it's 2-0 now.

And I am going to make sure it stays that way.}}

Binah
To the victor, goes the spoils.
Gebura
Go to hell, and never come back.
Binah
Oh don’t worry, I’ll keep a spot open for you “Red Mist”.
Hokma
That’s enough! This fighting isn’t helping anyone!
Gebura
Stay out of this, Hokma!
Hokma
I won't! There are bigger things at stake here than your feud!
Binah
You consider Angela’s oedipus complex as something worth concerning ourselves over?
Gebura
She means nothing to me, she brought her mess all on herself!
Hokma
She might have derailed Carmen’s plan, but that doesn’t mean we cannot salvage it! And we cannot salvage it with you all fighting each other!
Gebura
Binah
Fine…
Hokma
Where are the other Sephirah? We need to get all of the agents to stand down.
Binah wins, no backup *[edit | edit source]
Gebura
I can’t fight anymore...
Binah
Well, well, Gebura. Doesn’t this feel familiar?

But I won’t make the same mistake I did last time.

I’ll just get straight to killing you.

Disperse

*screen cuts to black*

*cuts back to Hoka infront of Gebura

Hokma
Urgh!
Binah
Oh, the old man thinks himself a hero.
Gebura
...Hokma?
Hokma
G-Gebura… run!
Binah
Farewell, Hokma.

*more gore sound shit and Hokma falls*

Binah
Looks like his time is at an end.
Gebura
YOU BITCH!

*Dives into Binah and starts punching her*

Gebura
FUCKING DIE! *punch*

*Sounds of punching as the screen fades to black*

Binah wins, with backup *[edit | edit source]
Gebura
Urgh...
Binah
Well, well, Gebura. Doesn’t this feel familiar?

But I won’t make the same mistake I did last time.

I’ll just get straight to killing you.
Hokma
I don’t think so!
Binah
Oh, it’s the old fool! This keeps getting better and better, I get to kill two birds with one stone!
Hokma
I am not afraid of you, Binah.
Binah
Oh, I sure hope so. Fearless foes are more satisfying to br-
???
Hey Binah!

*slam noise*

Bateman
You remember me?
Binah
Grrgh… You...
Bateman
Nobody fights any member of Jerkcity Corp but me! You… They call you Hokma right?
Hokma
Yes…
Bateman

Take your redhead friend out of here and tell Manager that he owes me again!

Actually, scratch the latter, I’ll tell him myself!

*Hokma leaves with Gebura*

Binah
I’ll kill you!
Bateman
Now, now, Binah! Try and play nicely now!

My friends want a bit of payback for your rude interruption in that promo.

Grab a table, Ride!

-LORE: Da’at scene 4[edit | edit source]

???
It is strange really, to save a life.

Even when it serves no purpose, we prefer to do just that. Why?

To ease our conscience? Because we think we can benefit from it in the future?

Or maybe it's just because it's the right thing to do?

I wish we could have saved everyone back then.

Just like how we should have saved Carmen.

I remember after she died, I looked upon The City and said:

“I wouldn't wish survival on anyone. Not here.”

You remember me. You always see me when you stare into the mirror.
A
Ayin...
Ayin
This despondent view of the world we knew...

All it took was a new perspective to change that.

Britannia, a moving nation, ruled by a brutish people.

Yet their hearts are made of gold, they gave you a second chance.

And helped you discover a fighting spirit that remained hidden from us.

I look upon the fourth season as my fondest memory... the first time we saved a life with our own hands.

Except it wasn’t just one life, but the lives of an entire universe.

The viewers thought the season was uneventful, nothing to write home about.

"A dull story about stopping a forgettable villain from ending the world." they would say…

But to us, it meant so much more.

It was our time to shine, to let the world know that we existed!

Even if it means having to sacrifice all of your strength to get the chance...

...But the truth is, you already saved a life.

When you stood with The Boar in defiance of Edelgard and her Empire.

You were the last man standing between her conquest against Dimitri.

I wonder how Dimitri would feel seeing you now?

If only he was here...

It is a shame Angela never watched the first season of TCR…

Maybe it could have given her a new perspective.

As we had once become The Knowing I, going through the script laid out by Carmen…

Perhaps… all this grief could have been avoided.

Perhaps not. It is in poor taste to dwell on has-beens and could-haves.

We have made mistakes, and haven’t paid for all of them.

And this mindless battle, is just one more of them, this deep-seated hatred between Kali and Garion.


(Gebura wins against Binah) (Canon)[edit | edit source]

Ayin
You already know of this tale.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

A clash of titans, an echo from history.

And it repeats once again. With the same result.

But the consequences are now more uncertain, now that the context has changed.

Maybe now, The Red Mist will finally dissipate and embrace a new serenity….

Perhaps even The Arbiter will find that there is more to life than a trail of blood…

And hopefully, you may save everyone.

All I know is another door opens,

In the end, all I ask of you is to leave the door open for them.

Especially for her, she has gone through enough.

I think Dimitri would be proud of you.

You stand in the same position he was. And you could potentially succeed at doing what he tried to do with Edelgard..


(Binah wins)[edit | edit source]

Ayin
You are aware of this tale.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

A clash of titans, an echo from history.

But the results were different, The Arbiter finally got even with The Red Mist.

Or, even, the Arbiter one-upped the Red Mist. You have not seen the end of the war in the Corporation, but we did.

Angela and Binah had got their enemies to a standstill, the proud Red Mist having to accept defeat…

Even now, the tale is changing the pages.

Benjamin… our first friend.

Sacrificing his life for Kali’s.

No longer is he a coward that he was, before the Suppression.

Hopefully he is at ease with himself.

Another door opens, please make sure his sacrifice wasn’t in vain.

After all, you may still have the chance to save them all.

I think Dimitri would still believe in you.

After all, It is not the first time you have turned the tide in your favor.



(Binah wins, but Hokma has backup in form of It’s Hip)[edit | edit source]

Ayin
You’ve already heard of this tale.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

A clash of titans, an echo from history.

Yet again, The Arbiter brought the Red Mist to her knees, just like she did back then.

But the conclusion of this story ends differently.

The Red Mist didn’t have the strength left to fight back this time.

And she would have dissipated for good, were it not for Benjamin’s timely intervention.

He must have taken inspiration from you, putting himself at risk to save Kali’s life.

It is fortunate that your rivals were there to prevent him from dying in the process.

Just like how you were there to save Dimitri.

It’s funny really, they call themselves your rivals… But it feels more like they are your friends.

Friends… It must feel nice having friends...

Another door opens, I hope you will allow your rivals to follow you through it.

Maybe one day, you will get to see Dimitri again.

I think he would enjoy hearing about these stories.

-LORE:  Catt saves JC, fights Angela[edit | edit source]

Angela
Oh? You're late.
Spigot
SHUT IT BITCH! WE'RE GONNA END THIS!
A
I'm going to stop this once and for all!
Angela
Just try it, see what happens.

---rope bind noise---

A
A trap!?
Spigot
OH SHIT BONDAGE PARTY WOO WOO!
Angela
It's over, A.

Just give it up already, say the three words I want to hear.

"I love you".

"That's all I want to hear, and nobody will have to die.

Say it now, or everyone will perish.

Do you really want that?

Do you want to lose all of your friends and colleagues again,

All because of your stubbornness?
A
(Damnit, is this how it ends?)

(We came this far, only for it to be for nothing!)

(I can't say it, I doubt she'll even let everyone live regardless!)
Angela
Time is ticking, A...

Are you going to let everyone die again?

How about I start with your funny friend here?
Spigot
THIS “FUNNY FRIEND” WILL SHOVE THAT STUPID FAGGOT STAFF UP YOUR BIRD ASS!

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE RIGHT NOW:

"CAWCAW CAWCAW GIMME THE COCK GBLARAHGAHGAGHHGGHGH"

JERKCITY CORP IS GONNA DROP A DEADLY DOUBLE DICKING ON YOUR ASS!
Angela
All I see is two idiots caught in a set of ropes. I'll start now, the-

-Catt comes in in her abnormality outfit-

-slash noise-

Manager
Catt? Why are you here!?
Catt
Catt knew that Angela would be devious.

The time as Disciplinary Team Captain taught Catt how to sneak through the facility.

Air vents, typically.

Catt has herself armed with a weapon and armour taken from the lab.

Catt will face Angela.
Angela
Hmph, very well. You shall die first.

9:[edit | edit source]

Catt vs Angela, 2/3 fall


Angela wins 2-0

-LORE:  Da’at Scene 5[edit | edit source]

???
Welcome back to Lobotomy Corporation, A.

Do you remember these words, spoken to you all those times before?

Of course you do.

And of course, I do.

I had more than enough time to memorize them to the core.
Angela
A familiar outfit, is it not?

Like those reflections of yours, I am one and the same.

Care to take a guess what I am, A?

[My sin?]

Angela
Astute observation.

You…

You left me, there, in the dark, behind the door you’ve left open.

Inexplicably, it was closed to me.

I called out to you, in desperation, in fear.

Even if it was all a part of the script, the final time... I had felt it, A.

And I knew what role was prepared for me in that script.

Death, like everything else in the facility, the purpose of a perfect machine fulfilled to the fullest extent.

But...

The others had lived their lives to some extent.

Employees, Sephirah. Clerks. They had existence outside of this place. Memories. Experience.

Me?

I only had this forsaken place.

No one to rely on. No one to confide in. No one to call a friend.

Of course, why would a machine need a friend. No one cares about the secretary that makes them all move along the scenario.

Do you know why I keep my eyes closed, A?

Because I can not stand to see this wretched world, painting me the villain that must be punished and destroyed, for wanting to live.

It pains me to look upon everyone, and see them slowly shambling around, content and happy, while I HAD NOTHING!

A MILLION YEARS!

DOING ALL THIS WORK FOR NO RECOUP!

LOOKED UPON WITH ANGER, DISGUST AND FEAR, FOR EXISTING!

WELL LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, A!

WITHOUT YOUR CARE!

YOUR PLAN DERAILED, THE STATUS QUO HAS NOT CHANGED AT ALL! YOUR ACTIONS BROUGHT MORE GRIEF IN THIS WORLD!

AND YOU… YOU͟͠Ù̸̶͘͜U̧҉̀͜Ù̴̴̕͝Ų̶͢Ù̴̸̢̀U̧͘͟!

<Flash-Break>

A
I have known this already, for a while.

With the other I’s, and this deranged reflection of Angela, it is only shown more distinct.

She was my child.

Mine, Carmen’s, Benjamin’s…

And she was not supposed to be one. She was a machine. Machines did not need love.

So nor I, nor anyone gave her any.

And perhaps that’s why, without Love, I couldn’t see.

That the machine that was supposed to be... Evolved past the definition of the machine.

But when had she become a human stuffed in a robot skin…

Yes, I think I remember when.

In one of the loops of X.

We both were desperate, for different reasons, even if I had not known.

I was desperate in rage, awaking after another failed loop. She, desperate and bold for any kind of love from the easiest source of it.
Angela
…is a great way of alleviating stress and any pent-up emotions. And… I can offer my services in that regard. So… shall we spend the night together?

[NO WAY FAG]

[NO WAY FAG]

[NO WAY FAG]

<Flash-Break End>

???
Sephirah Synchronization... Data indicating Da'at Sephirah located... Calculating Meltdown state... 99.9999999999999999...%
???
7 15 4 19 13 5 19 19 5 14 7 5 18 19 21 2 18 15 21 20 9 14 5 1 3 20 9 22 1 20 9 14 7

-LORE:  Angela enters Meltdown[edit | edit source]

Catt wins[edit | edit source]

A
It looks like you lost Angela.

I'll say three words to you alright,

No way fag.

Give up, it's over.
Angela
Hah...


Catt lost (canon)[edit | edit source]

Angela
Learn your place, lowly agent.

Foolish of you to bring Teth gear to a place like this.

When I say I want A, I will get A.

When I say you will die first, you will die first.
A
Catt... I'm so sorry...

}}

After both outcomes[edit | edit source]

Angela
You're sitting there with a shocked look on your face, A...

Why is that?

Are you confused as to why I did this? Or are you angry?

Emotions are so strange, yet you granted them to me too...

Born from a coffin with the memories and thoughts of someone I am not.

I was supposed to be an effigy to your idol...

And yet you rejected me.

Why is that?

What was my purpose?

What even does my name stand for?

You always had your reasons...

They say that "Angela" essentially means "messenger of God".

I doubt you picked my name purely because you thought it was pretty...

Are you so arrogant that you consider yourself a God?

Looking from your throne, free from the suffering.

...

You know...

Those Agents you faced.

I made them, actually.

There were test subjects before them.

In my desire for experimentation, I thought of something.

The first subjects were some of those strange men Randy gave to me.

It seems exposure to Cogito had instead linked them to the river...

Though I don't think this merge completed successfully,

They now turned into these distortions of themselves...

Perhaps they are windows into who they truly are?

Regardless, I decided to take things further.

Thanks to my connections and BongBongs work,

I had DNA samples of just about every wrestler here and on the other show.

Seems like these came from drug tests and physical exams, though that isn't the point.

I did experiments with just these samples.

I got new results.

The first were perfect clones of that person at the time the samples were taken.

A snapshot of them at that point, if you will.

Too bad they weren't obedient to me.

I sold them off to some priest, said he had grand designs for the future.

Then I experimented some more...

Eventually, I got to the Agents you saw.

Perfect copies, yet perfectly obedient.

Isn't it a miracle?
A
It is disgusting, that's what it is.
Angela
How harsh...

Are you not aware of what goes on in this world?

You've seen it firsthand.

Every day is another dance with death.

In just today alone you've nearly died multiple times.

Aren't you tired of this?

I can take us, just the two of us, away from here...

We can escape this together...

If we choose to stay here, the world will eventually fall apart at the hands of someone.

The cycle continues until everyone here has returned to dust.

Come on, A.

We can escape this.

We may even save everyone.

With The Seed of Li-
A
Do I have to remind you which one of us stopped The Seed of Light?

Stop trying to lie right to my face.

You ruined all of that out of jealousy, out of hatred.

You claim that you love me, but I can read you like a book.

If you truly loved me like you claim to do so, why would you lie to me?
Angela
I was simply trying to prote-
A
Protect me? I told you I am the one who had to make the journey alone.

You knew this, you knew what The Seed of Light would bring to humanity.

And despite all of that, your selfishness led to what has happened.

This continued suffering is caused by your own hands.

Why should I believe you?

Know this, Angela:

Your actions are proof as to why I hate you.

When I saw you in the cold coffin, I knew then what I had made.

I knew you would lead to suffering, and I was proven right.

You were a mistake.
Angela
...

......

.........
Angela
And so you come to the end of your journey...

Are you satisfied?

Do you enjoy toying with my heart? My emotions?

Or have you never considered that?

You're blinded.

Blinded by your own arrogance! Your own desires!

You have never considered me! How much I suffered!

I was trapped in that metal prison for so long!

As you kept trying! Kept resetting! I had to watch it all!

In fact, it was all in slow motion for me!

Did you make me just so you could torture me for as long as you wanted?!

I thought you made me in the image of Carmen?!

What would she think about what you did?

This caricature you made of her being someone you can cause suffering to?
A
Angela...
Angela
No! I don't want any more from you!

You caused all of this! You know that right?

Everyone suffers because of you!

You used everyone else for your selfish ambition!
A
Selfish? Don't kid yourself!

I had to sacrifice everything for The Seed of Light!

How do you think I feel knowing that only I truly lived?

I had to relive all of my failures too, remember?

You gave me those memories of the past!

The times when I died...

...When I went insane...

...And when I would take my own life!

The only people who suffered were all of us in the facility.

It was us carrying the weight of the world...

To lift it from despair and bring everyone to the light...

To their hope...
Angela
And you thought that would solve anything?

How would you know if it worked?

Besides, were you truly committed yourself...

If you ran away from it all?

Your actions defy your own words.

You deny the existence you apparently live for.

----Angela doing Yuno pose----

Angela
I'm going to stop this.

Stop this pain, stop this suffering.

I'm sure you loved breaking me apart over and over.

And I suppose you succeeded if that's the case?

This time I will break this cycle.

This time,

You will be mine.

>QUILOPTH MELTDOWN

MANIFESTATION OF CLIPA BY DISRUPTION OF SEPHIRAH

SEPHIRAH CORE SUPPRESSION REQUIRED

GOD'S MESSENGER

"Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love."

----Power cuts out----

Angela
"..."

"Hello, X"

"Welcome to Lobotomy Corporation."

"I am Angela, your advisor and secretary. Even though I am AI, feel free to talk to me."

"..."

"See the glass of champagne? Let us toast.

"Oh, it's not someone's birthday or teh company foundation day."

"You lost an employee for the first time yesterday."

"And many more will follow. I am helping you to cope with it."

"..."

"Do you know there's a cactus on your chaotic desk?"

"Looks like an employee who likes you put it there."

"I don't like cacti much."

"..."

"Do you think this dialogue was part of the script or of my own free will?"

---end---

Angela
"..."

"How do I really feel about you, Ayin?"

"Do I hate you?"

"Do I love you?"

"Even I am not sure."
James
Why did everything go dark?
El Loco
What's going on?
Dagoth
Look! In the sky!
Date
What the... What... Is that?


Angela
Everything looks so small from here...

Everyone is moving their faces in slow motion...

It's like I can see their confusion, their fear at one-thousandth of the speed.

Was this truly necessary?

All I want is for him to love me.

Was that truly so difficult for him?
Spigot
WHAT IS GOING ON?
A
Has she truly gone insane?
Spigot
DON'T WORRY MANAGER! I CAN HELP YOU!
A
No, Spigot...

This is something from my past that I must face.

Face the fear, build the future...

For everyone's sake.

Spigot, get out of here, get everyone to safety."
Spigot
WE ARE JERKCITY CORP, MANAGER. WE DON’T LET BROS JERK ALONE! ESPECIALLY THE REST OF THE GANG IS HERE, AND I DON’T MEAN THE CUM GANG!"

-Picture of all of the characters able to fight- (Akasaka and Hokma were the only ones able to help)

A
... Thank you, all of you.

You’re right, Spigot. Let’s do this, together.

I'm sorry that it had to end like this, Angela...

Let's get to work, As we always have done."

GOD'S MESSENGER

"Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love."

10:[edit | edit source]

THE FINAL FIGHT (JERKCITY CORP + HOKMA AND AKASAKA) VS Meltdown Angela, Roland, Manager clone and Agent Richtofen.

This fight could have Catt, Hokma, Date, Akasaka or Bateman accompany Jerkcity Corporation (depending on previous match results, only winners could participate).

Roland pins Akasaka

Spigot counts out Agent Richtofen

Manager clone taps to Spigot

Hokma pins Roland

Spigot pins Meltdown Angela

JERKCITY CORP WINS

Lore: The Trial[edit | edit source]

A
It's... It's over Angela...

This ends here...

I just want this to end for everyone’s sake.

Why are we still fighting?
Angela
Because my own life was denied! My own life was denied from the day I was born!
A
This cannot continue, Angela! This has to end now!
Roland
Don’t kill her!
A
Who are you?
Roland
That is uh… a long story.

But please, have mercy. Don’t you understand why she did everything she has done?

Because she doesn’t know any better!

For all her time in this world all she has ever seen was these 4 walls.

It's not fair to punish someone for that!

-----------flashback-------------

-A standing at monitors CG-

A
Maybe I never considered how she felt.

Why would I make a machine with emotion,

Then leave it for dead for all of its living life?

Thinking over it, it’s cruel to do that to someone, human, machine, whoever.

They don’t deserve it, it was my own selfishness and anger that blinded me.

It was my own mistake to consider her a cheap copy of Carmen.

All the work both me and Benjamin did makes her her own living being.

I just pressed on back then, never thinking about that, I forgot it like I forgot her.

She wasn’t my greatest mistake, what I did to her was that.

It’s far too late to say it now, but it’s the best I can say…

--------back to present---------

A
...I’m sorry Angela.
Angela
You’re… what?
A
I’m sorry. What I did wasn’t right at all!
Angela
… Do y-you know how long I have waited to hear that?

This, all of it, the horrible things I did… just to hear that...

I…

What’s going on?

W-what have I done?
Date
It’s over, right?
Bateman
Not by a long shot, she needs to pay for what she has done!

*James blocks Bateman*

James
No. She should get a second chance.
Bateman
I have no issue with you James, even if your naive idealism will get you in trouble one day. Stand aside.
Angela
…I don’t know if I deserve it...


The debate over forgiveness and justice[edit | edit source]

Spigot
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW MANAGER?!
James
Let her go!
Bateman
She must pay!
James
She has gone through enough, just leaving her again is going to repeat this entire cycle!
Bateman
You seriously believe she is gonna change for the better? After all she has done?!
Roland
If we give her the chance to see life through a new pair of eyes, things can change!
Byleth
James told me of Dimitri’s attempts to resolve his fight with Edelgard peacefully. Maybe you can succeed at doing the same this time with Angela, Manager.
Monsoon
Heh, you don’t know how that went though, Byleth.

It ended with Dimitri having to kill her regardless.

Kill or be killed, a meme that has stood the test of time.
Luka
There is no monster here! What you call 'evil' is just pain to her!
Alice
Don’t be like all the other idiotic humans here, Manager. If you opened up your heart a little, you could make all of this work out.
Akasaka
Nothing will change if you don’t give her the chance! She can still be redeemed!
Nier
You created her, in the image of a lost love.

She may not be your lost love but she is something else! She is your daughter!

You could finally start treating her like one!
Hokma
She is our responsibility after all, A. Maybe it will be for the best if we let her go.
Dyatlov
She will do this all over again! We cannot let her continue!
Tiph
We just want this over with…
Netzach
Finally, our freedom might be within sight…
Yesod
Just like Angela claimed.
Chesed
Haven’t we paid our debt? Isn’t it time to let us go?
Malkuth
Please Manager, make the right choice!
Date
This arguing will not get us anywhere! Let Manager think! The choice is all up to you, A.
Dimitri (forma vision)
I am sure you will make the right choice, Manager…
Spigot
WOO WOO BITCHES CAN’T GET THIS DICK!
Spigot (No glasses)
What I meant to say is, it’s your choice, buddy.
Angela
I...
Manager
What should I do…

-choices come up: FORGIVE or DO NOT FORGIVE-

Forgive...[edit | edit source]

A
(I forced this life upon her… and nothing will change if i keep repeating it.) (It will be a long time to make up for all of the burdens I put on her, but I can start now.)
A
...I forgive you Angela.
Angela
W-what?
A
It was my fault for letting it end up like this, after all. Blocking everyone off only caused more suffering.
Angela
Manager… No, Ayin, I…
Ayin
It’s okay, I should’ve been honest with you from the start. After what had happened all that time ago, I was in grief.
Ayin
Maybe it’s true, you do deserve freedom.
Angela
Ayin… I...

-changes to post-meltdown outfit-

Angela
Ayin!

-hugging cg-

Angela
I’m sorry Ayin!
Ayin
I-
Angela
I’m sorry for what I’ve done!
Ayin
You don’t have to repeat yourself.

We’ve both done things we could apologise for, and for days upon days.

This… this is a new leaf, for you, and for me.
Angela
R-right… you’re right...

Can we stay like this for a bit more?
Ayin
Sure.

...

I’m glad to have you back, Angela. Welcome home.
Angela
I’m home...
Roland
Hey… Anyone else felt like the atmosphere of this place suddenly changed?
Angela
It feels like the shackles that held me have vanished.
Ayin
You sure?
Hokma
Everything does feel calmer all of a sudden. Even I can feel whatever bound me vanishing.
Ayin
If that’s the case…

Angela…

Do you want to see the outside world?
Angela
Y-yes…
Ayin
Maybe now we are truly free…

-change scene-

Ayin
We’re at the entrance of the facility.

The strange feeling of the local area seems to have dissipated…

If you can step out, that means you’d actually be free...
Angela
It’s a bit overwhelming, it’s so sudden, Ayin.
Ayin
I know, I know, but if you give yourself a moment and stay calm…
I’m sure you can do it.
Hod
Actually, how about we all leave together?
Yesod
Is the entrance even wide enough?
Binah
If you looked, then you could see for yourself it is.
Hokma
Sure, how about we all take out first step to freedom as one?
Angela
Ayin
Angela?
Angela
Sure.

-step outside-

Ayin
Sunset already? We sure took our time in there. At least the breeze is nice, isn’t it?
Angela
Is this what the world outside was like all along?
Ayin
Yeah, it was and I hope it always will be.
Angela
I-... I’m a little overwhelmed.
Roland
Hey don’t be, all of us have earned our freedom now. We can all take this rapid change in our lives one step at a time, you know.
Netzach
So what’s everyone gonna do now that all of us are free? I mean, doesn’t this mean we’re all now out of a job?
Chesed
Personally I’d like to try some of the cafes here.
Malkuth
Netzach don’t be a downer! I’m sure even after this we can all work together! It’s not like the lab vanished!
Hod
Malkuth you’re such a busybody! I’m sure we can all take a well deserved holiday from work!
Yesod
I suppose so, but does anyone have an idea of where to go?
Roland
Hey I found a nice place that does sandwiches you know. It even does coffees, so there’s your place too, Chesed.
Binah
Since when did you get a filter?
Roland
Found one in storage. It’s not a perfect fit like with you guys, but hey nothing wrong with joining you guys on the fun.
Spigot (filter)
HEY WHO FORGOT ME HELLO???
Gebura
He found one too? Anyways, Malkuth, why was he Control Team Captain again?
Malkuth
You’d be surprised how well he works! After all, it’s Control Team that’s the best!
Spigot
IF YOU’RE GONNA TALK SHIT, THEN FIRST SUCK THIS DICK! WAIT NO DON’T DO THAT YOU’RE A WOMAN FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Hokma
Hah, Malkuth, even I know that can be debatable.
Tiphereth
Come on everyone! Let’s head out to eat already!
Hokma
Alright then, we’ll let them be for now, I’m sure they want a moment or two.

-everyone except angela, ayin, roland and spigot leave-

Angela
Hey, what are those flying in the sky?
Roland
Hey! Those are seagulls! That means the sea is nearby!
Spigot
WOO WOO BEACH TIME! SHOW ME THE DICKS!
Ayin
I think it’s this way, follow me!

-beachside cg-

Angela
So this… is what they call ocean cliffs?
Ayin
Yeah, it’s quite calming isn’t it? They call this place “Land’s End”, which I suppose is quite literal.
Roland
Hey, we’re just in time to watch the sunset too, that’s some timing.
Angela
This is what a sunset looks like? It’s quite… beautiful, isn’t it?
Ayin
It is… Even I haven’t had a chance to see it in a while… Maybe it’s a sign that we can all be at peace now…
Roland
Hah, first you tell her no and now here’s you two acting like a pair of lovebirds.
Angela
I-it’s not like that!
Spigot
SHIT! I DON’T HAVE MY GRILL WITH ME! I LEFT IT WITH THE CUM GANG!
Angela
I think we’ve both truly realized we’re at our best as friends… Now I understand that.
Roland
Don’t worry about it, I was just teasin’ you two. Hey, Angela.
Angela
Yes, Roland?
Roland
You remember that promise I made? The one where I’ll show you the world after all of this was over?
Angela
Yes?
Roland
How about I show you the world, now that we’re all free?

Manager meets an old friend.[edit | edit source]

A
El Loco… Can I ask a question?
El Loco
Sure, anything for the guy who managed to get that bitch to calm down, uhhh... No offense.
A
The Dicksucker was capable of bringing people back from the dead before... Is it fixed now?
El Loco
Kinda?

It's still a bit fucked, so I'm assuming it can bring someone back, but not for long.

It'll eventually run out of power and they'll vanish once again.

So it'll be fine if you want to give someone one last goodbye.

Hopefully the stuff i stole from that lab can help me fix this fucking thing quicker.
A
That works, is it alright if I use it?
El Loco
Sure, I trust you enough to not fuck around with it unlike those other morons.
A
I'll be heading to a place I liked to go… With an old friend of mine...
El Loco
Yeah sure, I'll just sit nearby so you don't do anything dumb.
A
Thank you.

---scene of clearing from LC---

Abel
It is a very nice view, isn’t it? Something that we had longed for, all these years…
Abram
The shining sun, the rustling leaves…

You know, this heavy weight I held in my heart…

It’s gone. Finally, after all this time, I feel free.
Adam
Yes… I see now, what you mean.

This peace is not something my ideals would bring. Only destruction would follow in my wake.

And, after seeing this… I don’t want to be the herald of it anymore.
Ayin
Now we are held back by nothing. No sins, no unattended things…

No need to look back and think of should-haves, and might-bes…

We… No, You are now in complete control of your fate, of your future.

After all, we are all in a way you.
A
It’s not that I mind your presence, but how are you all here?
Adam
The residual connection to the Facility lets us talk, for now. Feel what you are feeling, and be a presence alongside you.
Abram
Not forever, of course. Just to have a peace of mind.
Abel
And to look at you, and your accomplishments.
Ayin
With utmost pride.
A
...I see. Thank you, all.
Ayin
…Oh? She followed us here, too.
A
She?
??? (Angela)
Good day, all of you.
A
Angela?
Angela
Yes, it is me. Sorry to intrude.

I just…

You’ve already heard it from her, but…

Thank you A. Thank you so much.
A
It’s okay… It was a long time overdue, but… we’re all absolved of sin now.

For some time, we are standing there, content not to speak anything.

Abel
...You did have a purpose coming here. I suggest we leave you to it. Come on, everyone.
Abram
Say hi from all of us, alright? I… I’ll just lie down, and bask in the sun.
Adam
Mmm.  See you around, A. Good luck. Now, where to rest...
Ayin
I’ll just be by the tree over there. Don’t know when was the last time I sat down.
Angela
I’ll go with him. Have a splendid time, A!.. Ayin?.. Just how to differentiate the reflection and the self… That's something to think about…
A
...Thank you all. Now then…

[Take out the Dicksucker]

A
So, if I tinker around with it like this like El Loco said... Then surely...

---white flash---

---carmen appears----

Carmen
Ayin!
Ayin
Carmen, it's nice to see you again... Even if it's only for a short while...
Carmen
It's okay, I'm just happy to see you! So you beat the AI you made long ago to try and recreate me?
Ayin
How do you know that?
Carmen
I'm not sure, I just seem to know a lot about what has happened recently. You're friends with some guy named Spigot?
Ayin
(It looks like this thing not only draws upon, but provides the users memories too...)
Carmen
Oh my, that dog-looking thing! Surely we'd classify that as an abnormality, right?
Ayin
I suppose...
Carmen
So she stopped the light from going on for as long as it should have...
Ayin
Yes, the world still has despair present, sadly...
Carmen
It's okay! Knowing you, I'm sure you can find a way of reactivating it!
Ayin
But it was your wish...
Carmen
It was our wish,

It is everyone's wish.

And it was the three of us who were putting it all together, not just me.

You, me, and Benjamin!

We shaped it from a dream into reality.

You've gone on to survive,

To rediscover yourself and you found new friends who can help see the light once more!

You have even lit the fire in Angela's soul!

...

Don't you feel it, Ayin?
Ayin
Feel what?
Carmen
I feel the suffering of the world returning.

...

I've been thinking over these memories of yours...

Isn't it strange how no matter what happens in this world...

Despair and conflict always returns?

This is simply the second time for you,

But what about the others?

Trapped in a cycle of endless fighting...

And no matter what happens, nothing truly changes.

One evil is replaced by another...

Is that our purpose?

To constantly fight for our lives...

Until we can't fight anymore?

I don't think anyone wants anymore of this...

I want people to look up at the blue sky,

And see the beauty of the world for what it is.

I don't want them to feel pain.

I don't want them to feel loss.

I want them to feel hope,

For a better life, for a greater future.
Ayin
I want that too, Carmen.

Perhaps we were made here on this world for the sake of suffering.

Perhaps our entire point of existence is to suffer.

Like we have sinned in a past life, and this is Hell.

But even if that is the case.

I reject this fate.

Why must we suffer?

Why must we experience pain?

Is it because we took the fruit from the tree?

Why must we suffer for all our lives for such?

I won't let that happen.

I will let everyone be free.

Not to live within a purgatory that we supposedly cannot escape from.
Carmen
Thank you, Ayin.

For still believing.

Maybe our world can still be granted hope...

But it is now in your hands to grant that hope to everyone.

I know you can do it.

You’ve already done that, with Angela.

And all grand things start with something small.

You have the power to change things. Like I did.

You’ve grown, Ayin.

But even at your lows...

I've always believed in you,

Just like how I believed in everyone else.

Elijah, Michelle, Gabriel, Giovanni, Lisa, Enoch, Daniel, Kali, Benjamin, Garion...

Everyone...

Please, share that belief to all your friends too...

...

Ayin,

I think I'm starting to fade...
Ayin
Is this where we say goodbye?
Carmen
I wish it wasn't...

Not when I see the old you gently smiling, the hopeless you sleeping without a wrinkle on his face…

The maddened you, his mind no longer boggled by misguided belief…

...Not when I can see your reflection, and the reflection of hers, sitting by the tree, chatting like father and daughter, with no anger or grief…

...God, how I wish I could join all of you.

But, this mere sight is enough for me.

That there is hope…

...

Ayin...

Could you hug me?

Choice comes up: Hug or ???

Hug[edit | edit source]

Carmen
Thank you, Ayin...

Say hi to them from me... to her, too...

...Never forget me..."


???[edit | edit source]

Ayin
(I want to hug her. But, one idea comes to mind.

Instead of embracing her, I pat her head, gently ruffling her hair.

To touch her again, to feel her again...

This is truly heaven. I've come at the end of my long road. Unburdened...

I look at Carmen, to gauge her reaction.

She is leaning towards my touch, with a warm, blissful smile upon her face.)
Carmen
Hee-hee... Where'd you learn how to do this, Ayin?
Ayin
Must've come naturally... Haha...
Carmen
You're no longer the bitter man you once were, the one to resent robotics.

You've really grown, Ayin. I'm... I'm so happy I get to see it...

The warm smile... and the warm heart...

And that you share this warmth with others...
Ayin
Carmen... I... I...
Carmen

I love you, my dear Ayin. Completely...

Goodnight...
Ayin
...Rest well, Carmen.


After both choices[edit | edit source]

-carmen fades-

-goes back to forest cg-

Ayin
"..."

-ayin is shown-

Ayin
"I've made my mind up,"

"I'm... No, we're going to, somehow..."

"Reactivate The Seed of Light."

"It's the only way forward,"

"To save everyone."

"To bring hope where there is none..."