TCR/S2E11

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LORE Angela broadcasts [Censored][edit | edit source]

Manager
She is out cold.
Bateman
Not for long when i get my axe...
<Bateman passes out>.
Spigot
LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA GOT TAKEN TO THE RETIREMENT HOME!
Hokma
What were you thinking going against her alone!?
Manager
I couldn’t let her kill Bateman, even if he thinks I am a monster. Let’s get them out of here before she gets back up.
(In the parking lot
Date
That is all of them on their way to hospital. I just hope that is the last time we have to take anyone there.
Sigurd
The big guy nearly broke my back trying to get him on the stretcher.
Tidus
Quit your whining, Marth.
Sigurd
For the last time, my name is not Marth!
Aiba
I would not rest just yet, Date. I just intercepted an intrusion in my systems. Someone tried to upload a video.
Date
Good thing you have your security systems!
Aiba
Wait a minute… “censored.mp4”?
Date
Oh, some JAV’s?
Aiba
No, if that is what I think it is, someone is trying to broadcast an Abnormality!

And not just any Abnormality, it’s [CENSORED]!

They are trying to broadcast it to the entire stadium!
Date
What do we do?!
Aiba
We cannot do anything to stop the broadcast from going through.

All we can do is try to limit its effect!

We must warn everyone to not look at any screens or use any electronics!
Date
Right! Sigurd, Tidus!

Something is going to be broadcasted to all of the stadium’s electronics!

Whatever you do, do not turn on anything! Look away from their screens if they are on!

Tell the others!

I must tell Manager!
(Elsewhere)
Manager
Spigot
… WOW! THAT IS ONE UGLY FUCKIN’ POODLE!
Manager
Date
Manager!
Spigot
SOME FUNNY THING SHOWED UP ON THE TV!
Date
Damnit I was too late! Manager!
Manager
… I’ve seen worse.
Date
Worse than that? A thing that turns people insane just from the sight of it?
Manager
My hair is like this due to an EGO gift, can you think of who I got it from?
Date
Hrm… Green hair… Looking at your match records it could only be…

Oh.

Oh dear.
Manager
I see some aspects of memories you see. I’d rather not describe what I’ve seen due to this gift.
Date
Right, I’d rather you didn’t. How about Spigot though?
Spigot
STILL AS MUCH OF A COCKSUCKER AS ALWAYS!
Date
Good response.

Well, at least nobody vulnerable to that thing's effects saw it.

Wait, what about Bi-
Manager
She managed to escape while we were getting the guys of It’s Hip out of the arena. Thankfully the three of them will be fine.
Date
That’s good, but we’re not really making progress here. We need to do something fast before the attrition kills all of us.
-change scene-
Angela
What a pain in my ass.

I think it’s time to end this.

Release that other Agent that has been eager to head out.

And release the dogs while you’re at it.
Binah
Sounds like a plan. Eventually they’ll fall, we have the upper hand here.

Match 1[edit | edit source]

Sigurd vs Tidus

Tidus wins

Match 2[edit | edit source]

Zero vs Guts

Guts wins

Match 3[edit | edit source]

Hank J Wimbleton vs Borderlands Psycho

Hank wins via pin

LORE Dagoth gets challenged by Agent Kirei[edit | edit source]

Dagoth
Victories lay before me like never before!

Soon all shall look upon the heart!

The board has always recognized me from my dancing skills but now I am something far greater!

So much recognition I am even getting my own merchandise!

A position truly fit for a god such as myself!
???
Isn’t it all fleeting though?

I am aware of what you truly desire, for it is what all of us seek here in the ring.

Dimes.
Dagoth
Dimes have always been in my grasp!
???
I understand my role as an agent.

But have you not noticed that our personalities are based on who we are recreations of?

Even without my Sephirah I have commanded my department with great vigor.

A truly saintly department.

Rejoice, boy.

For you are within the presence of the Architecture Team Captain.
Dagoth
Boy? Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned?

I’m a god! You are a construct that is days old.

A mere recreation of that master of dimes from the other show.

You are not worthy of being considered a fellow of mine, merely a fake.
Kirei
We are much the same, actually.

One wrestles in a ring, the other researching these simple creatures since his creation.

The other agents are perhaps more robotic, but I know my purpose and my existence.
Dagoth
You and him are not alike, mongrel.

Your purpose is to be but a mere pawn for the pearl haired one.

Putting chains on Kirei Kotomine is a fool’s errand!

For he’d rather destroy everything than allow anyone to bind him to servitude.

However, you embraced servitude like the obedient little dog you are.

You may wear his face and his clothes, but you are not him.

It’s a shame that your master forced you to exist living under his shadow.

For that, you have my sympathy, but you do not have my respect.

Have you any parting words?

Or would you prefer to skip the speeches, and get to our business.
Kirei
Your dedication to dimes admirable, it’s a shame we couldn’t stand together as friends.

There is nothing else left to say.

Other than may the best man win.
Dagoth
Then come, “Kirei”. Friend or foe, come. Come to the ring and we shall settle this.
Dagoth and Kirei
May you find your dimes in this place!

Match 4[edit | edit source]

Dagoth vs Kirei

Dagoth pins

Dagoth pins

Dagoth wins

LORE Alice finds Luka[edit | edit source]

Gamer Wizard
MY APPRENTICE! WE SHALL TRAIN EVEN HARDER IN ANTICIPATION FOR OUR GRAND FIGHT!
Luka
I hope whoever we are fighting will not try to do horrible things to us again…
???
Hora Hora...
Luka, so this is where you have been all of this time.
Luka
Huh?
<Alice appears>
Luka
Ali-
Gamer Wizard
STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY, DEMON!

I SAVED HIM FROM THE FATE OF BEING THE PET OF THE INTONER

YOU SHALL NOT GIVE HIM THE SAME FATE!
Luka
U-uh…H-hi Alice...
Alice
You don’t scare me, old man. I am taking back what is mine. Is this seriously what you have been doing all this time, Luka?
Luka
Well, the other wrestlers kept saying that they were “fucking” you behind my back! I couldn’t let them insult you like that!
Alice
How romantic of you, Luka. Defending a lady’s honour like that.
Gamer Wizard
I WILL DEFEND HIS HONOUR FROM YOU!

YOU USED YOUR HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS TO TURN HIM AGAINST HIS MASTER!

THE APPRENTICE CANNOT HANDLE THE SIGHT OF BREASTS, BUT I CAN!
Luka
But Wizard, she is my wife...
Gamer Wizard
YOU FORCED HIM INTO A CONTRACT OF SLAVERY?! THE LOWS YOU “WOMEN” WILL GO TO, JUST TO TAKE CONTROL OF A MAN!
Alice
This old man is amusing. You must have met some strange people while I was looking for you.
Luka
Where were you? I tried looking for you when I had free time!
Alice
Well evidently you didn’t look hard enough, I’ve been in the audience the whole time.

I was going to head here earlier after that string of losses.

But now you have a belt of your own.

I wonder if that strength of yours translates to elsewhere, hm?
Gamer Wizard
VILE WOMAN! I SHALL SMITE YOU!
Luka
Wait! Please!

We have far greater matters to resolve first before we fight like this!

Soon we’ll have to fight that Angela and all her monsters!
Alice
It’s nice to see someone is observant.

You can yell later once you’ve taken care of your little problems here.

Personally, I’m interested in seeing how strong you are, Luka.

Who knows, maybe I can help you out with your problem too.

A few of those creatures have been attacking audience members.

They certainly didn’t last long, but it still annoyed me.

Are you ready to face me again, Luka?
Luka
...Not again...

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Alice vs Luka 2/3

Alice pins Luka

Alice pins Luka

Luka proceeds to get fucked under the ring staining the entire floor white

Extra Tables[edit | edit source]

Yugi vs Woody

Woody 1-0

Woody 2-0

Woody 3-0

Yugi slams himself into a table (idiot) 4-0

And again 5-0

Woody 6-0

Woody 7-0

Match 6[edit | edit source]

Besaid Aurochs vs TF2 vs Strongest Team vs Winds of Destruction

Monsoon pin soldier

Potion seller pin heavy

Sundowner pin Potion seller

Monsoon pins Knight

Tidus pin sundowner

Tidus pin Monsoon

Match 7[edit | edit source]

OUR WIVES vs World of STR

Roland pins Q-Taro

LORE Spigot crashes a train[edit | edit source]

Date
I'd ask more about how you got here, A... But I wonder how Spigot here got here too.
Spigot
OH THAT WAS A GREAT TIME! I USED THE GAY TRAIN TO GET HERE!
Date
Oh so you were already here?
Spigot
NO! I TOOK A TRAIN FROM STRAIGHT CITY TO QUEER TOWN!
Date
...Right... Could you elaborate?
Spigot
I USED TO WORK AT THE PLACE MANAGER RAN, OH THE FUN TIMES I HAD!

INFACT, I FOUND MY FIRST LOVE THERE!

SOME WHORE WHO WOULD TURN INTO A SNAKE WHEN SHE GETS SAD!

AND I KEPT MAKING HER SAD!
Hokma
...At the cost of many agent’s lives…
Spigot
BUT THE SEX WAS GREAT!
A
Wait, you did what!?
Spigot
UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, MY PRICK ONLY PENETRATES MEN'S BEHINDS NOW! GOODBYE WONDROUS FEMININITY!
Date
...That did not elaborate at all…
Spigot
BUT WHEN WE BUKAKKED THE SEED OF DICK,

MANAGER’S GIRL GOT REALLY MAD!

BECAUSE SHE WASN’T ALLOWED TO WOLF DOWN MANAGERS PRICK!

OR GAG AND CHOKE ON IT! OR USE IT TO GET ALIMONY PAYCHEQUES!

AND EVERYTHING BECAME A MASSIVE ORGY OF BLOOD AND CUM!

SO I STOLE SOME EGO GIFTS AND TOOK A WARP TRAIN!
Date
A warp train?
Hokma
A WARP train to be exact, trains that can reach a destination in 10 seconds.
Date
Man, I wish we had them here.
Hokma
Trust me, you don’t.
Date
But how did you manage to get a WARP train that is on a circuit... To here of all places, in 10 seconds?
Spigot
EASY!
-change scene-
Announcer
The WARP train will depart in 5 minutes.
Spigot (no glasses)
It certainly has been a while since I’ve been outside of the corporation.

Good thing I packed up a few things in the chaos at the end.

I need to think of some way of getting to Manager, but how?

Even with all my gear and training I won’t last long outside The City.
Announcer
The WARP train is now departing, please remain seated.
-cut to black-
Spigot
Hrm, finally awake it seems.

This train was supposed to stop weeks ago…

I know right now that something isn’t right with all of this.

A strange feeling of being trapped.

But also an idea…
Passenger
It has been 30 days! What is going on?
Woman Passenger
That man is hurting himself! What is happening!?
Spigot
A train that takes 10 seconds in reality, but an eternity inside it… I think I know how I can deal with this in an appropriate manner.
-puts on glasses-
-pulls out a stolen da capo-
Spigot
WOWEE WHAT A FUN RIDE WE’LL BE HAVING! EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!
-cut to black-
Spigot
EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN IN THE NEWLY DECLARED QUEER TOWN! REMEMBER THE PHRASE!
Passengers
TAKE THE G TRAIN!

TO THE A TRAIN!

TO THE Y TRAIN!
Spigot
WOO WOO! NOW, ME, MR BIG COCK, NOW NEEDS A BIT OF TIME TO JERK HIMSELF!
-scene changes to first class car-
Spigot (no glasses)
Well, that was easy.

How interesting, First Class never deals with what happens on the train, they’re just in stasis.

If this WARP train can go basically anywhere.

I wonder if…

There we go, a circuit board.

It’s certainly not like researching an abno, but it’ll do.

So this controls the train itself it looks like…

What a pain in the ass, this is a lot of wires that go everywhere…
-puts on glasses-
Spigot
CHOO CHOO!!!

WHO COULD THAT BIG TRAIN BE?????

IT’S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
-zipping noise-
-pissing noise-
-short circuit noises-
Spigot
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLURF CLURF CLURF CLONK BONK OW DERAILED!
-black out-
Spigot(In present)
I CREATED MY OWN CIVILISATION IN THAT TRAIN!!!

I CALLED IT “QUEER TOWN”, WHERE NO DICK GOES UNLICKED!!!

SADLY ALL FUN THINGS MUST COME TO AN END, LIKE CUMMING!
Spigot
DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE!

I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!!

FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK!!!

KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!

DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!!!

VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE!

BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS!
*CRASH*
Alex
OI BRUCIE! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
Bruce
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA MISSILE IS THAT?
Alex
THAT AIN’T A MISSILE BRUV, THAT’S A FUCKING CRASHED TRAIN!
Bruce
No wonder they keep protesting about the train ticket prices…
Spigot
SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!!!
Bruce
Hey who’s that dude running out of the train! HEY GET BACK HERE!
Spigot
AW CRIKEY! WOO WOO GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE HAVE FUN WITH THE CUM GANG!
Alex
The what? GET BACK HERE!
???
DICK LICKS LICK DICKS! IT’S A DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD OUT HERE!
??? 2
HELLO! MY NAME IS DICKSUCK MCGAYSEX! MAY I INQUIRE SOMETHING?!

DOES THIS BUS GO BY THE INTERSECTION OF YOUR FACE AND MY NUTS!?

SERIOUSLY I’M ASKING FOR HELP!
Bruce
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?
Alex
I ‘UNNO BRUCIE BUT I DON’T WANNA DIE HERE!
??? 3
HEY LET'S GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER AND SLAP EACH OTHER'S DICKS WITH CHOPSTICKS!

-scene end-

Spigot
AND THAT’S HOW I BECAME A GAY TERRORIST!!!
Date
Hokma
Manager
...
Spigot
PRETTY COOL, ISN’T IT!?
Date
My head seriously hurts right now thinking about this.
Aiba
I find it hard to believe… Still don’t believe it, infact. But there were reports about a train crash where the survivors were described as “Inhuman”.
Hokma
I would like to say I am surprised, but that would be a lie.
Manager
You’re certainly dedicated when you focus on something, Spigot. (I just hope those passengers managed to get therapy for that.)

LORE Roland and james last talk[edit | edit source]

Roland
Huh, that loss last week was disappointing. Sorry for lettin’ you down there, James.
James
It’s fine, this tends to happen.

...

Why did it have to come to this?

Their problems lie between them, nobody had to get dragged into this...
Roland
I don’t know myself to be honest. Maybe this could be solved without violence, but I don’t have my hopes up at this point.
James
I’m sure Manager will do that!
Roland
But I’m not sure about Angela. Dammit! If only I didn’t show her that book!
James
Her? Are you…
Roland
Uh… Guess I let myself get caught out there.

I’m sorry James.

I’ve been working with Angela all this time.
James
Roland... Why?
Roland
Not like I ever had a choice in the matter, it was either that or death, to be frank. She sent me out here to find out a little more about the world.
James
Can’t she do that?
Roland
I’m afraid that for some reason she’s simply trapped inside the lab.
James
I feel sorry for her…

A life unending trapped in a place you desperately want to escape…

Even I can’t imagine how that feels.
Roland
It wasn’t truly revenge for her… In a way it’s also freedom. She thinks that with Manager she could finally be free.
James
But we could fix this!

Come on, the pair of us could get the two of them to talk face-to-face!

We can stop all this violence!
Roland
I’m afraid I blew any hope of that with that book.
James
The folklore book we found?
Roland
I’m afraid so, she took it too close to heart.

Honestly I think she believes that the events described were real.

And that the world is out to make her look like a monster.

It was my fault…

Should’ve figured that for a girl who never experienced the world outside, she’d believe anything.

In a way even I didn’t want it to come to this.

Misunderstandings upon misunderstandings, it’s what really underpins everything, isn’t it?

Sadly I’m bound to her will, else she’ll just kill me.

She could have potentially killed me if she saw me doing matches with you in the first place.

I don’t know how Manager will do it, but even I hope he’ll find a way to fix this…

And if he can, I hope he can forgive her…

If we can resolve this, I want to make it up to her and help her see the world she never experienced.

But until then it looks like I’ll be forced to side against you all.

I should go now, I’m pretty sure me admitting to what I was here for will attract unwanted attention.

Maybe we can meet again in better times.

Just tell Manager that if he succeeds, if he can have the heart to forgive her for her mistakes.
James
I will, once this is all over we can fight together again!
Roland
In a way, I hope you guys can do it. Until next time, James.
-roland leaves-
James
On my own again...

Match 8[edit | edit source]

SMT SJ Protag vs Ace Visconti

Ace pins

Ace pins

90 Everywhere| Now Where could my Peng be?[edit | edit source]

90 VS Jon Arbuckle

90 Lost

LORE Apoc dog story[edit | edit source]

Spigot
HEY MANAGER, IT’S BEEN A LONG ASS WHILE SINCE YOU GOT ANY NEW SHIT!
Manager
You’re right, Spigot. But there aren’t any other wrestlers that are stronger than me now.
Hokma
What about those people at that other show? “The Final Rumble” if i recall correctly? Would they have anyone strong? You could ask the detective.
Eri(BG)
Oh wow those monkeys were AMAZING!

Put those zoo monkeys to shame!

A good thing I managed to beat the information out of that nobody.

Big Dog, Dog Nigga, Da Big Dawg. HA! I don’t need them anymore!

Good riddance to them!
Hokma
Who is that outside the room? What is she talking about?
Manager
That’s Eri… She is talking about the dogs. Or in her case, her lovers.
Hokma
What.
Manager
...Nobody likes to talk about it.
Eri
Oh I cannot wait to go back!.
Spigot
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!
(Door opens)
Spigot (at the door)

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRICK LICKING HABITS, YOU COCKSMOKE!!!

GO SUCK ON A BIKE EXHAUST AND LEAVE THE BRAZILIANS ALONE!
Hokma
This sounds just like the fights Gebura and Binah have.
Manager
I wouldn’t be too sure about that...
Eri
Oh Spigot! If that is what you’re offering... I would love to suck on your exhaust and guzzle your motor oil!
Hokma
Okay, maybe not. Wait, did she just mention 3 dogs… Doesn’t that sound familiar?
Manager
To the birds? Now that you mention it… Could there be variants of the birds?
Spigot
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU’VE BEEN SUCKING OFF!
(Door closes)
Spigot
NOW WHERE WERE WE?!
-door kick-
Date
IT’S NOT NICE TO SLAM A DOOR ON ME! MANAGER A PORTAL OPENED UP IN THE RING!
"A long time ago, in a warm and dense arena lived three happy dogs."
Spigot
HOW FUCKING CONVIENIENT!
Hokma
Damnit, of all of the assumptions we were right on! We need to head to the arena right now!
"Big Dog, with his great height, could see far among the arena. Big Dog's fur glows bright, illuminating even things we can't see."
-change to backstage scene-
Q-Taro
Hey something going on? I saw some por-
Date
EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM THE ARENA!
A
By the time we get there the monster will reveal itself!
Hokma
How do you think the three components will show themselves?
A
I’m not sure.
"Justice Dog weighed the dimes of creatures that enter the forest to keep kayfabe. Justice Dog's punch could measure every job, and were fair and just."
-change to another backstage-
A
We’re so close!
Hokma
Even if we got there, we’d still have to shut off the portal!
Spigot
THEN WE’LL JUST HAVE TO KICK MONSTER DICK!
Date
Right! We’ll be at the front of dealing with this thing!
“Punishing Dog decided to punish bad wrestlers with its teeth.”
-change to entrance to the arena-
A
Damnit! They’ve all assembled!
Spigot
THEY’LL PUMP US FULLER THAN A WHORE IN A DOG PEN! IF WE DON’T DESTROY THEIR RED ROCKETS OURSELVES!
Hokma
...Here it comes.
“In chaotic cries of fear, somebody shouted: “It’s the monster! Big terrible monster lives in the dark, black arena!””
Hokma
Why hasn’t the portal closed yet?
A
If the unique suppression method of the Birds is affected by the Laws of Wrestling… It will materialize the Eggs, or rather, Cubs as full fledged wrestlers.
Date
Hey, hey, easy. Let’s keep our heads cool and deal with it.

Match 10[edit | edit source]

JC + Hokma + Date vs The Apocalypse

Manager pinned Big Dog

Manager Spigot Tech Dog Nigga

Date pins Apoc Dog

Spigot pins Roman Reigns

LORE Apoc aftermath[edit | edit source]

Jerkcity Corp won[edit | edit source]
Spigot
WOWEE WHAT A PAIN IN THE COCK!
Hokma
...That takes care of that.
Date
At least we have the dogs back again.
-dogs vanish-
Date
Wait what!? Dammit why did they just fade away all of a sudden!?
Hokma
They went back to containment, that’s not good.
Date
So that might not be the last time we see this.

Great, more on our plate to deal with.

Isn’t that right Mana-

Woah, nice coat.
Manager
So this is what I was looking for all along.

I thought that the previous coat was strong…

This reminds me of that orange gi I only had for a short while.

It’s… Too much in fact…
Date
Manager?
Manager
This is it… I have what I need now… This is my fight, I’m sorry for putting you all through this
Date
But you don’t need to apologize. We haven’t come this far to leave it all to you!
Manager
With this... I can put a stop to all of this! This time it will be different! I can finally save everyone!
Hokma
A, listen to the detective. You do not have to do this alone. Everyone here knows the risks and they accept them.
Manager
No, it’s not right for you to carry my burden for me.

This sin is mine to carry, after all.

And it will be with my hand that this all ends.
-Manager leaves-
Date
Manager!
Spigot
HE IS GOING TO RIP THEM A NEW ASSHOLE AND STICK HIS DICK IN IT! WITHOUT ME!? WAIT UP!
-Spigot leaves-
Hokma
He is being overconfident. He is going to get himself killed or worse going in alone!
Date
We need to get all of the wrestlers together! He is not going in there alone!


Jerkcity Corp Lost[edit | edit source]
Manager
They are too strong, even for me…
Spigot
BHLRUHBLURHLUBHRLGBUHRLUBHLHRG I THINK MY DICK HAS JUST SHOT OUT MY ASSHOLE!
Hokma
We… must retreat...
Date
We have to keep going, they cannot be allowed to cause destruction!
???
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!
Date
Is that who I think it is?
???
Didn’t think I would ever have to come out here and save you, Manager! Guess we can call it even after this!
Manager
Bateman? What are you doing here!? Does the hospital know you are here?!
Bateman
What they don’t know, doesn’t hurt them. Show, go for Big Dog, Ride you deal with the Black one.
???
I’ll go for the one that doesn’t look like a dog. I need to warm up after being in that hospital bed for so long.
Bateman
Okay, Byleth. That means I'll deal with the alpha!

(Sounds of fighting)

Hokma
They all recovered pretty quickly… They even got a new member too.
Manager
Bateman was on death’s door when we got him there. He should still be on life support at this point.
Date
Are you trying to imply that the same thing that happened to Akasaka is happening to them?
Spigot
OR HIS MURDERBONER IS JUST THAT FUCKING STIFF!
Hokma
Let’s get out of here while we still can, I am sure It’s Hip can clean up after us.
- Manager and co in the locker room -
Manager
We can’t keep defending from these attacks anymore…

We will not last another attack.

I said I will not run anymore, and I will stick to that promise.

I am going to the lab right now, by myself.
Date
That is suicide! She will kill you if you go by yourself!
Manager
If you all come with me, she will kill you all to get to me.

All she wants is me. That’s all she has ever wanted.

I am so sorry that I dragged all of you into this…
Hokma
Everyone knows the risks and are still willing to fight, A. You don’t have to do this alone.
Manager
I have to do this alone!
Spigot
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK, I AM GOING WITH YOU!
-Manager leaves-
Spigot
YOU ARE NOT SUCKING PRICKS WITHOUT ME TO TAKE THE CUMSHOT!
-Spigot leaves-
Date
Manager! Okay, a change of plans! Hokma, get all of the wrestlers here now! He is not going in there alone!