TCR/S2E1

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Opening Lore[edit | edit source]

Anthony Burch
"I've been running for so long... I feel my strength fading... Guh... Fuck...This must be it for me..."
???
"Come on Burch, get up! It's me!"
Anthony Burch
"That voice... Randy?"
Randy Pitchford
"Yeah, come on Burch! I just got on the Board of Directors for some show! The something rumble?"
Anthony Burch
"You mean The Cartel Rumble?"
Randy Pitchford
"Yeah! That's the one!"
Anthony Burch
"But why?"
Randy Pitchford
"I love a good joke, I mean for fuck sake, I own the Duke Nukem franchise! Get up Burch, you can help me!"


Match 1[edit | edit source]

Elimination Match (for Degenerate Belt No.1 contender):

Gamer Wizard vs Manager vs Akasaka vs Eri vs Monsoon vs Dagoth Ur

(Insert Pin order here 36:23)

Eri pins Akasaka

Dagoth Ur pins Monsoon

Eri pins Manager

Gamer Wizard pins Dagoth Ur

Gamer Wizard pins Eri

Gamer Wizard wins

Note: The match was originally an elimination chamber but due to technical issues with the referee refusing to count pins, the match got changed into a normal elimination match instead.


90 Everywhere: The Return of The Black Beast[edit | edit source]

The Backstage area became very safe to be in when 90 The Black and 90 the White got caught in a Timeloop to partake in the Eternal Race War. However the peace became rather short because suddenly CCTV started recording sightings of The Black Beast prowling the backstage rooms yet again. While one of Black Mesa's scientists was studying the causes of the Timeloop and was leaving the stadium to get back to his office in Black Mesa until The Black Beast appeared in front of the scientist demanding him to "OI BRUV G'EER US YER FOOKIN GHOSTBUSTER GUN TINGS!" which resulted in a fight. Unfortunately for the scientist he was too weak to deal with the experienced Black Beast and was unable to defend himself against The Black Beast and the scientist was left beaten with his research on the Timeloop in the hands of the Black Beast and potentially blueprints to experimental military weapons.


Match 2[edit | edit source]

Victory Lap

4-way elimination

James Sunderland vs El Loco vs Spigot vs Manager -

El Loco Bandito pins James Sunderland

Spigot makes Manager submit

El Loco Bandito pins Spigot

El Loco Bandito wins


Lore 2[edit | edit source]

James Sunderland
"So that's where Dimitri has been... He seems so angry now though..."
El Loco Bandito
"Still thinking about your old friend, James?"
James Sunderland
"Yeah, I'm just glad he's alri-"
(Jerkcity Corp enters the room
Spigot
"HEY HEY HEY EVERYONE!!! WE SAVED THE FUCKIN' DAY! WHERE'S MY HOT MEN TO USE MY MOUTH ON AS A REWARD!?"
Manager
"We did what we had to, and in the end we managed to succeed."
Spigot
"OH SHIT! YOU GOT YOUR CAPE BACK?"
Manager
"Oh... You're right... I knew that something didn't leave me just yet..."
El Loco Bandito
"You know, with all this action... We're kinda getting recognized! Actually, look at this poster! Manager and Spigot are right on the front!"
Manager
"..."
El Loco Bandito
"What's with the look? You're a big name! You look like you saw a corpse!"
Manager
"I've made a mistake... She's going to find me!"
(Manager runs off)
Spigot
"HEY MANAGER WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING?"
(Cut to the Backstage area)
Manager
"I got carried away... She's going to find me! Gah!"
Catt
"Oh sorr- Oh! Manager! Congrats on the belt! First your success with the lab, now this! Catt decided to visit the show after seeing you on the posters! They're everywhere, on this ship, Coolsville, and even Korea!"
Manager
"I have to go!"
(Manager runs away)
Spigot
"MANAGER GET BACK HERE! COME ON I CAN GET YOU SOME GOOD FEMBOYS IF YOU NEED EM!"
Catt
"... Is this what it's like for him now?"


Match 3[edit | edit source]

Normal 1v1

Luka vs Luis

Luis wins via pin


Match 4[edit | edit source]

Tables Ironman

Yugi vs Sigurd

(Count table breaks at 1:46:04)

Yugi wins


Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Date Kaname
"So this is The Cartel Rumble, huh? Well, it's certainly a lot quieter than TFR. At least I won't be thrown into a dimension on the verge of collapse by some mad director..."
Aiba
"Are you taking a liking to wrestling Date?"
Date Kaname
"Hey, have you seen the ladies the top guys get? I'm certainly seeing a few more here than at TFR, but not by much. But something is better than nothing!"
Aiba
"Is that all you can think about?"
Date Kaname
"I heard this place did have some problems earlier on... But it looks like they managed to fix it. Thinking about it, I know Akasaka is here, wonder how he's getting on..."



Match 5[edit | edit source]

Date vs Zero

Date wins via pin


Match 6[edit | edit source]

4-way elimination

Ugly Bastard vs Q-Taro vs Soldier vs Travelling Knight

Ugly Bastard pins Q-Taro

Soldier pins Ugly Bastard

Soldier Pins Travelling Knight

TF2 Soldier wins


Match 7[edit | edit source]

Dismas vs Heavy

Heavy wins via pin


Match 8[edit | edit source]

1 fall free for all

Eggman vs Nier vs Sundowner

Sundowner wins via pinning Nier

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Patrick Bateman
"These simple people up at the top... They don't mean the understanding of brands... or pennies... After returning from that strange place I have found myself a new ally! The dangerous power... the subtle jobbing... My god... he even has a miniscule Wrestlemania record! With such a great brand I managed to convince the management once again... First the briefcase was a dud, then they screwed me over in the Royal Rumble. But now I'm making them play a hand that I want. Hip to be Noided... Hip to Fuck Bees... Two brands combined under one... Tonight, I challenge the number one contender for the Grand Autismo! Tonight, It's Hip!"


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Patrick Bateman (supported by Big Show and MC Ride) VS Waelcyrie

Waelcyrie wins via pin


Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Producer
"And... done! Welcome aboard, Randy!"
Randy Pitchford
"Hah, didn't think it'd be that easy. Especially not after that Kojimbo fellow at the other show!"
Producer
"Well, we figured you're a bit too stupid to pull anything like that off!"
Randy Pitchford
"Yeah! I'll make sure to run this place- Wait, what?"
Producer
"Well, we just think you'll be too dumb to kill people!"
Randy Pitchford
"Now listen here you- Wait, Kojima tried to kill his wrestlers? Fucking hell! I just want to make a return on my investment! Well... Now that I'm here... I'm gonna use my own connections to bring this show even more pennies! And Burch, you can help me too! We'll make this show even bigger than TFR!"
(Elsewhere)
Angela
"We're getting close... It's only a matter of time before I find him...""
BongBong
"So how will we get in?"
Angela
"There's a new member on the Board of Directors there... Perhaps we can fool him? We can always do other things too. Speaking of which..."