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Match 1[edit | edit source]

4 man free-for-all Elimination

Akasaka Mamoru vs Luis Sera vs The Gamer Wizard vs Q-taro

The Gamer Wizard wins via pinning Luis

Match 2[edit | edit source]

8 man Battle Royal

Heavy vs Kunt vs CIA vs Hugh Neutron vs Half Life 1 Scientist vs Patrick Bateman vs Goro Majima vs The Mad Bandit

Heavy won by throwing Hugh Neutron out

Match 3[edit | edit source]

Singles match

Luka vs Rapeman

Luka wins via pin

Lore 1[edit | edit source]

The 3 Mad Lads manage to avoid getting caught by The Empire thanks to Hubert's lack of intelligence and fast talking from Dimitri. However a member of WeW tells the three that he is aware of who they are and declares to them that they have their own interests that align more with TCR than WeW.

"Hey Not Dimitri, i have to ask you something. "
Not Dimitri
"Sure, what is it?"
"Your account name. Why is it "FUCKYOUEDELGARD" might i ask? "
The Mad Bandit
"What the fuck? You forgot about that? You fucking retard I-"
Not Dimitri
"It's about that guy running around impersonating her! I don't know his name so i figured to use that! Maybe it could lure him out?"
"Hmmmmmmmm... That could work, in fact, I have seen him recently. So maybe your right! How about you teach the impersonator a lesson then! I have to go, I have another promo to present!"
*Sundowner enters the room*
The Mad Bandit
"So... What brings you three here? El Loco, James and Dimitri..."
El Loco
"Whatever you say make it quick! You won't leave this room alive!"
"Woah there, let me explain. First of all, you guys really aren't hiding this. It's a miracle nobody else figured y'all out. Second of all, it's not a warrior thing to just rat out powerful opponents. And three, i have my own reasons."
"Okay, so what do you want then? "
"Since i have a match on today. You can fight one of my buddies. We can then claim we found you out as a group. Bringing me in higher standing. "
"But if we're out there unmasked, wouldn't we get captured after the match?"
"It's simple. I heard that boy Hubert bitching about these earlier."
"A flashbang? "
"Yeah, looks like these boys came from a time these things didn't exist. Just let it go off and my buddy will just claim he got blinded. They won't know any better and take his word for it. So. I assume Dimitri can't get booked for this. What about you two? "
"I can do it... "
"Great, just remember to pull that pin once the match is done. Oh, and take off the disguise for that match. "
*Sundowner leaves*
El Loco Bandito
"What the fuck is he up to?"
"I don't understand, the alignment sheets showed he was with WEW. What is he up to?"

Backstage Brawl[edit | edit source]

For once, its actually not involving 90

Demonic Anthony Burch vs NTR man (i dunno his name)

NTR Man wins

Match 4[edit | edit source]


James Sunderland vs Monsoon

Monsoon wins via Pin

After-match Lore[edit | edit source]

James gets caught in a corner and makes a daring escape

"I have you now James! No more running! Today will be the day you die!"
"I don't think so! Catch this!"
*Sounds of pin being pulled and a flashbang dropping on the floor*
"Is that a-"
*Flashbang goes off*
"Gah! Stupid tricks like that! Next time you wont escape!"
"Monsoon are you alright? Damnit he got away! Those stupid flashbangs! Curse them! You and Sundowner did a good job finding him. I'll be sure to let Edelgard know. Everyone! Look for him!"
"Hah! Fools. They don't realise those things don't work on me. All the better to the plan we have behind us. With it, the war economy will be revitalised!"

Match 5[edit | edit source]


Dimitri vs Jesusbarrel

Dimitri wins via Pin

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

The Black Beast has counted his winnings from all of his muggings and is now finally able to achieve the dream that he has desired for many years

""Oh shit yeah bruv man ting mans sold dem tings that mans mugged from dem boys in the arena. Good tings dat mans sold bruv, got me some mad bare pees man. Wid 'dis pees mans can buy the final game! The last game on Steam with cheevos mans hasn't unlocked! After dis mans'll show dose rude battymen twats what it means to be a real cheevo hunter yeah bruv. Time ta launch dis ting up and complete me bare collection bruv. Wicked sick man!"

Tag Team Tourney Match 1[edit | edit source]

This section contains copious amounts of namefaggotry
Hip to Be Noided vs The Pissdrinkers

Pissdrinkers wins via Nyron pinning MC Ride

Singles Championship Match 1[edit | edit source]

Woody vs Thales

Woody wins via Pin

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Hubert hosts a promo showing off the Magical World, however there are signs that there might be trouble in paradise for The Magical World.

"Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of World Empire Wrestling! I am your host, Hubert Von Vestra, and joining me today are two who know how to get... wild... The Magical World! Eri and the mysterious Big Dog! So how do you feel about your match against Jerkcity Corporation?"
"Heh. Nothing more than a pair of losers! All they do is spend their time researching weird creatures! What a pair of dorks! I'll tell you what i'd do with those things they research so much! I would-"
"Spare the details Eri, I just had lunch. So, what would you do if you won the tournament?"
"Come on Hubert, we're on your side! You're not gonna rig it for us? Fiiiiine. To answer your question, I'd like to get some funding for a very fancy zoo!"
"Didn't you hear Hubert, I work well with animals! Like just the other day I-"
"Please don't. So i thought Big Dog here was apparently your un, boyfriend or something?"
"Psh! Just because of that doesn't mean i can't have fun with others!"
"So what you're saying is-"
Big Dog
"Heh heh heh. Looks like my idea is working."

Tag Team Tourney Match 2[edit | edit source]

Jerkcity Corp vs The Magical World

Jerkcity Corps wins via Spigot pulling an absolute gigabrain move and keeping Eri outside of the ring and countering her and jumping back into the ring before the 10 count is finished thus timing Eri out

Singles Championship Match 2[edit | edit source]

Midge vs Sundowner

Surprisingly, Midge wins via pinning Sundowner

After the match he proceeded to beat the shit out of Sundowner forcing the Ref to take Midge to the cage of the fearsome El Diablo, The Chihuahua of El Porro

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

"Yeah Sminem. You're right to suspect what might be happening at TCR. In fact, we had the TCR producers barge in, yelling about a "demon woman". I was gonna go anyways, that thing about a "diversity hire" didn't add up. I'm just saying that if we help them, maybe they'll help us when we're in need the future! Good to know you support this. We'll be heading over there to help as soon as."
"Battler has been busy recently, so i don't think he'll be able to help us with this... But it doesn't matter!"
"Come on Saihara! It's time for The Mystery Masters to solve one more case!"

90 Everywhere: Check Dem Dubz Bruv[edit | edit source]

90 got very annoyed at trying to achieve achieve the legendary DUBS achievement for the 89th time on his way to get the final achievement and decided to pick a wrestler from the roster to steal from (He stole the roster list by mugging the Management for it, thinking a roster list could sell for bare peas) and by sheer coincidence he picked Patrick Bateman from that list.

He lured Patrick Bateman to the backstages with promises of not only DUBS but QUADS and then attempted to rob him. Unfortunately for 90, Bateman was too strong for him and he managed to drive away the dreaded Black Beast

Royal Rumble Bonus[edit | edit source]

Crashed so it does not really matter