TCR/S1E7

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Edelgard
"So, you've defected from TCR because of how they treated you?"
Anthony Burch
"Yes! I had it all once! Then that wizard among them turned back time and kicked my ass!"
Hubert
"Turned back time? Edelgard, could it be..."
Edelgard
"No, it can't be, they're in that children's party game right now."
Anthony Burch
"Listen, i think you're mistaken, this wizard is some old bearded dude!"
Hubert
"That's reassuring, so you want to join us, why's that?"
Anthony Burch
"I want everything i lost back! I want to kick that piece of shit wizard's ass! And that one-eyed blonde fucker too!"
Edelgard
"Ah, Dimitri. So you've seen him too."
Huber
"What do you think, Edelgard?"
Edelgard
"..."
Edelgard
"Hubert, get this man a crest stone."
Hubert
"As you wish, my Lady."
Edelgard
"Welcome to The Empire, Burch."
Anthony Burch
"Finally, I'll kill them all and get my life back!"


TCR: Match 1[edit | edit source]

LOCATION: Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Harold Lott vs Dr Eggman

Harold Lott wins via Pin

TCR: Match 2[edit | edit source]

1 fall(?)

Travelling Knight vs Wakka vs Waelcyrie vs Runescape Bot

Runescape bot wins via pinning Travelling Knight

TCR: Match 3[edit | edit source]

El Loco Bandito vs James Sunderland vs Dimitri

Dimitri wins via pinning El Loco Bandito

Lore 2: Meanwhile at WEW[edit | edit source]

LOCATION: Bloomington, Illinois

Spigot
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENISES!"
Manager
(*Spigot approaches you once more...*)
Spigot
"NICE CAPE MANAGER, MIND IF I CUM ON IT? JUST KIDDING, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU I SIGNED US UP FOR THE THINGS HERE!"
Manager
(*He hands you two sheets of paper. You point out a discrepancy*)
Spigot
"WAIT, THESE ARE FOR BOTH TOURNEYS? AND I JUST UNINTENTIONALLY SIGNED US UP FOR BOTH AT ONCE? OH FUCK! HOW COULD I MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE! IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH IT WAS DELIBERATE! WELL MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE EVEN MORE CHANCES TO GET A FANCY FUCKING SUIT! COME ON! LETS GO FUCK SOME NERDS UP!"


WEW: Match 1[edit | edit source]

Luka vs Bane

Bane wins via pin


WEW: Match 2[edit | edit source]

Tables match

Kunt vs Sigurd vs Sam Hyde vs Ace Visconti

Sigurd wins via putting Sam Hyde through a corner table

90 Everywhere: Mutou Yugi[edit | edit source]

90 mugs Mutou Yugi backstage

90 successfully mugs Yugi

Tag Team Championship[edit | edit source]

TCR: Jerk Corp (Manager and Spigot) vs TCR: World of STR (Q-taro and Kenshiro)

Jerk Corp wins via Manager pinning Q-taro


WEW: The Magical World (Eri and Big Dog) vs WEW: The Empire (Hubert and Death Knight)

Magical World wins via Eri pinning Hubert

Singles Championship Match 1[edit | edit source]

Bag Boy vs Woody vs HL1 Scientist vs Midge vs Thales vs Spigot vs Dagoth Ur vs Akasaka Mamoru


HL1 Scientist pins Spigot

Thales pins Akasaka

Dagoth pins HL1 Scientist

Midge pins Bag Boy

Woody pins Dagoth

Woody pins Midge

Thales pins Woody


Woody and Midge go to quarter finals

Thales goes to Semi finals


Woody does a Promo[edit | edit source]

For some unknown reason, while the stadium was preparing for the 2nd Singles Championship match. Woody entered the ring with a microphone and seemed to be not too pleased about Midge getting into the quarter finals. During the Promo, Midge appeared in the ring to confront Woody about his really mean attitude to the tiny speck of Human DNA. It is theorised that the Namefags arranged for Midge to appear as a chance to punish the Atom-sized Dwarf for failing to get into the Semi Finals straight away.

Woody
"WWE Universe, I'm feeling a little heated right now, so I'm going to get right to the point. I want to talk about a certain Superstar. You know the one i am talking about. This guy must have been born in a highway because that's where most accidents happen! Hey, WWE Universe. I've been talking a lot about myself, and how i feel about this whole mess. But what about you guys? Do you want to see me pound Midge into meat slurry? If you do, let me hear you loud and clear!"
*Midge enters the ring and picks up a microphone*
Midge
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...BLAH...blah, blah- blah...Blah, blah, blah...BLAH BLAH! That's all I'm hearing, bud. So, 'bout time you start making sense, or shut the hell up. "
Woody
"I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason for being out here. I'm even more sure, whatever it is, that i don't and won't care! "
Midge
"I love riling you up! You're just my little plaything. But sooner or later, I'm going to get bored with humiliating you, and I'll have to find a new game. Hey, slapping you around sounds like fun!"
Woody
"You know what you need? A hobby. You know? Something to pass the time and blow off some steam. Maybe you should collect stamps. Get into model trains. Start playing video games. Oh, wait, I know! Why don't you start counting ceiling lights? Because you are going to be looking at them real soon."
Midge
"It's funny to me how people don't take me seriously around here. I work hard, I have great matches, and i win. Yet no respect. No respect! I'm going to make people respect me, even if it means beating everyone, and i do mean everyone, on the roster. I will beat respect out of them. That's how i will prove my greatness."
Woody
"Whoooooooooooooooaaaa, this escalated quickly! How did we get from there to here, huh? Let's take a moment to slow down, relax, and think about what we're doing here."
Midge
"Before you say anything, I just want you to know I'm not out here looking for any trouble. Okay, that's a lie. It's actually the only reason I'm out here."

After this point, the promo broke out into fighting in the ring when Woody headbutted Midge out of nowhere and went to town on the dwarf before the Ref intervened and dragged Woody away from Midge

Anthony Burch gets his crest[edit | edit source]

Hubert
"Right then Burch, it's time."
Anthony Burch
"I'll show them what for, for laughing at me! For bullying me! THIS IS FOR ALL THE FUNNY BORDERLANDS REFERENCES NOBODY LIKED! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK!"
Hubert
"..."
Hubert
"Burch, can you hear me?"
Anthony Burch
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUAGH! WIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Hubert
"Good to see our plan works. It's time to show you to the world."


Singles Championship Match 2[edit | edit source]

Toaster vs Miller vs The Gamer Wizard vs Manager vs Quint vs Luis vs Sundowner vs Demonic Anthony Burch

Gamer Wizard pins Anthony Burch

Sundowner pins Quint

Manager pins Luis

Gamer Wizard pins Toaster

Sundowner pins Manager

Manager and Gamer Wizard goes to Quarter Finals

Sundowner goes to Semi Finals