"NICE CAPE MANAGER, MIND IF I CUM ON IT? JUST KIDDING, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU I SIGNED US UP FOR THE THINGS HERE!"
(*He hands you two sheets of paper. You point out a discrepancy*)
"WAIT, THESE ARE FOR BOTH TOURNEYS? AND I JUST UNINTENTIONALLY SIGNED US UP FOR BOTH AT ONCE? OH FUCK! HOW COULD I MAKE SUCH AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE! IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH IT WAS DELIBERATE! WELL MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE EVEN MORE CHANCES TO GET A FANCY FUCKING SUIT! COME ON! LETS GO FUCK SOME NERDS UP!"
For some unknown reason, while the stadium was preparing for the 2nd Singles Championship match. Woody entered the ring with a microphone and seemed to be not too pleased about Midge getting into the quarter finals. During the Promo, Midge appeared in the ring to confront Woody about his really mean attitude to the tiny speck of Human DNA. It is theorised that the Namefags arranged for Midge to appear as a chance to punish the Atom-sized Dwarf for failing to get into the Semi Finals straight away.
"WWE Universe, I'm feeling a little heated right now, so I'm going to get right to the point. I want to talk about a certain Superstar. You know the one i am talking about. This guy must have been born in a highway because that's where most accidents happen! Hey, WWE Universe. I've been talking a lot about myself, and how i feel about this whole mess. But what about you guys? Do you want to see me pound Midge into meat slurry? If you do, let me hear you loud and clear!"
*Midge enters the ring and picks up a microphone*
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...BLAH...blah, blah- blah...Blah, blah, blah...BLAH BLAH! That's all I'm hearing, bud. So, 'bout time you start making sense, or shut the hell up. "
"I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason for being out here. I'm even more sure, whatever it is, that i don't and won't care! "
"I love riling you up! You're just my little plaything. But sooner or later, I'm going to get bored with humiliating you, and I'll have to find a new game. Hey, slapping you around sounds like fun!"
"You know what you need? A hobby. You know? Something to pass the time and blow off some steam. Maybe you should collect stamps. Get into model trains. Start playing video games. Oh, wait, I know! Why don't you start counting ceiling lights? Because you are going to be looking at them real soon."
"It's funny to me how people don't take me seriously around here. I work hard, I have great matches, and i win. Yet no respect. No respect! I'm going to make people respect me, even if it means beating everyone, and i do mean everyone, on the roster. I will beat respect out of them. That's how i will prove my greatness."
"Whoooooooooooooooaaaa, this escalated quickly! How did we get from there to here, huh? Let's take a moment to slow down, relax, and think about what we're doing here."
"Before you say anything, I just want you to know I'm not out here looking for any trouble. Okay, that's a lie. It's actually the only reason I'm out here."
After this point, the promo broke out into fighting in the ring when Woody headbutted Midge out of nowhere and went to town on the dwarf before the Ref intervened and dragged Woody away from Midge