TCR/S1E6

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The one where all the namefags come out to play and thus you are warned that there will be plenty of them


TFR makes a call[edit | edit source]

Hubert
"So... The Solo Champion belt will start off with two 8-man eliminations... First place goes to the semi finals, second and third go to quarter final eliminations... And the Tag Team belt will be an elimination tourney with four teams... That will be done, Lady Edelgard!"
Edelgard
"Hubert, I have one more task for you. There are rumours of a so-called "black beast" wandering the backstage. It has been attacking wrestlers before running into an abandoned locker room. Find it and kill it"
Hubert
"Anything for you, Lady Edelgard"
*Hubert leaves, a phone starts ringing*
Edelgard
"The producer's office phone. Who could be calling?"
Person on the Phone
"Hey it's me."
Sminem
"Sminem, director of TFR. Just wanted to check up on our fellow show, i heard rumours."
Edelgard
"Rumours? Everything is fine here, uh, Sminem."
Sminem
"Hey what is this, The Producer is a man. Something happened to him?"
Edelgard
"Oh uh, no no no, it's not like that i'm a... Diversity hire! Mandated by the BBC! Gotta meet those quotas haha!"
Sminem
"Riiiiiiight..."
Edelgard
"Well, it looks like we have a meeting! Bye!"
Sminem
"Hey wait!"
*Edelgard hangs up*
Sminem
"..."
Sminem
"A diversity hire? How strange..."




TCR: Match 1[edit | edit source]

LOCATION: Indianapolis, Indiana

Luis Sera vs Wakka

Luis wins via pin


TCR Match: 2[edit | edit source]

Ace Visconti vs CIA vs Hugh Neutron vs Harold Lott

Ace pins Harold

CIA pins Hugh

Ace pins CIA

Ace Visconti wins

TCR Match: 3[edit | edit source]

El Hermano vs Big Dog

El Hermano wins via pin

Hubert hunts The Black Beast Of The Backstage[edit | edit source]

This section contains copious amounts of namefaggotry
Hubert
"A black beast, I've heard about it... So, this must be the locker room... Huh? I can hear noises in there. What could it be? I'll listen through the door..."
???
"AUUUUUURRRRGGGGH!"
???
"AAAAAAAA MY WILLY!"
Hubert
"What the..."
???
"AUGH FUCK!"
???
"HAHA BRUV YOU LOST! YOU LOST THE SOGGY BISCUIT CHALLENGE!"
Hubert
"What could... Nevermind that! I must find out who these people are!"
*Hubert enters the locker room*
Hubert
"So dark in here, where's the light switch?"
*The lights turn on, revealing Hubert surrounded by the rumoured Black Beast and 4 other disgusting creatures*
Hubert
"..."
Belias
"Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door."
Hubert
"i should leave."
*Hubert runs out of the locker room*
Belias
"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FUCKBOY? PLAY MY FUCKING GAME!"
Hubert
"AAAAAAAAA LADY EDELGARD HELP MEEEEEEEE!"
Nyron
"BRUV I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME MOTHERFUCKER JUST BARGES IN HERE! AND INTERRUPTS THE SOGGY BISCUIT CHALLENGE!"
Belias
"THAT DOES IT! WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS! NYRON! YOU RETARD! LET OUT OUR SECRET WEAPON!"



WeW: Match 1[edit | edit source]

LOCATION: Louisville, Kentucky

Luka vs Eri

Luka wins

WeW: Match 2[edit | edit source]

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Waelcyrie Vs Sam Hyde

Waelcryrie wins via submission


WeW: Match 3[edit | edit source]

Midge vs Woody

Woody wins via Submission

WeW: Match 4[edit | edit source]

This section contains copious amounts of namefaggotry
The Pissdrinkers (Nyron and Belias) vs The Empire (Hubert and Death Knight)

Pissdrinkers win via Belias pinning Hubert

TCR Backstage Brawl:[edit | edit source]

LOCATION: Baghdad, Iraq

Somehow the Black Beast of the Backstage found out where TCR was hiding as he was following his new target The Heavy for his Golden Frying pan and Unusual quality Hats

90 VS Heavy

Heavy fends off 90


TCR: Match 4[edit | edit source]

2V2V2 Elimination

The TF Two (Heavy and Soldier) vs Hip to Be Noided (Patrick Bateman and MC Ride) vs Murica (Sim and Talon)

Heavy pins Sim

Patrick Bateman pins Talon

MC Ride pins Soldier

Patrick Bateman pins Heavy


Hip to Be Noided wins

Anthony Burch attempts to get attention[edit | edit source]

While a match was getting set up by TCR, a man somehow managed to get past the Al Qaeda security guards and went on a rant about how TCR apparently treated him very badly, this is what was recorded on a audience members phone camera

Anthony Burch
"I hate you all so much. None of you ever give me the light of day! Like even the other day! I got beat up by a black guy! He tried to steal off of me but my wife took everything already! I have nothing! And none of you will give me anything! And that fucking wizard too! The one time my life was becoming great again, he comes in and resets everything! And i got beat up! Again! Yeah! I remember all of that! I've had it with TCR! I'm joining WEW! Maybe they'll appreciate my wholesome jokes! My Rick & Morty references!"

The man was dragged away by Al Qaeda security when he started begging for everyone to please clap for him. Audience members were left confused and muttering "At least I ain't that guy"

TCR: Match 5[edit | edit source]

Jerk Corp (Manager and Spigot) vs James and Dimitri

James and Dimitiri wins via Dimitri pinning Spigot

TCR: Match 6[edit | edit source]

8 man Free for All Elimination

Dagoth Ur vs Travelling Knight vs Q-taro vs Toaster vs Kunt vs Dr Eggman vs Runescape Bot vs Goro Majima

Kunt pins Dagoth

Toaster pins Eggman

Kunt pins Travelling Knight

Q-taro pins Toaster

Q-taro pins Majima

Kunt pins Q-taro

Runescape Bot pins Kunt

Runescape bot wins via pinning Kunt last

Bonus Match (?)[edit | edit source]

2 V 3 tag team

Q-taro and Luka vs Kenshiro, Eggman and Undertaker

Team Undertaker wins via Eggman pinning Q-taro

(same as above)

The Cartel Resistance plans an attack[edit | edit source]

HUNK
"...That's the tournament details as said by Edelgard herself. So. The plan. A number of us will be signing up for the two tournaments. Since we have a good number of wrestlers with us, we have the numbers advantage. Whichever of us wins will have to do this next step. I got my hands on this extremely large suitcase, we'll use this to smuggle Dimitri into the meeting room. "
Dimitri
"WHAT? ARE YOU JUST HANDING ME TO HER? YOU LITTLE-"
HUNK
"Calm down, unless you want someone to do your job for you. You do want to beat her, right Dimitri?"
Dimitri
"Right, but what are you intending?"
HUNK
"Once the winner is sure that only them and Edelgard are in the room. They'll say the phrase:"I have a plan, it involves you." Then Dimitri will break out of this suitcase, the material is fragile so it should be easy for you."
Dimitri
"Then i can kill her?"
HUNK
"I doubt you'll have the time to, but you'll certainly be able to hit her. This surprise attack would give us the chance to invade proper without The Empire being ready for it. Any questions?"
Patrick Bateman
"Well, we've heard about some other people already attacking The Empire."
HUNK
"Yes, i saw them as i was exiting the building. I'm not sure who they are, but it looks like they're working towards the same goal as us."
Dimitri
"Alright everyone, let's move out!"