So a fight with Big Dog... I was the first to end his streak and I'll make his losses pile even higher.
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Hey you!
Dimitri
Who goes there? An assassin sent by Edelgard?
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I'm not anything like that, i'm just looking for someone.
Dimitri
Fine, i'll talk. But one wrong move, and i will destroy you. What do you want?
???
I'm looking for "El Loco Bandito". Funny moustache, sombrero, seen him?
Dimitri
El Loco? Yeah I've seen him limping around, mumbling about some "Dicksucker" or whatever. He picked a fight with some alien last week. Why, are you so interested in that thing he keeps asking everyone about?
???
I just want to confirm a few things. I'll try find him around the locker room. I should go now. Maybe we'll meet again.
TCR Director reviews how last episode went[edit | edit source]
Director
Looks like the show last week went well, we're drawing in some good pennies! I've heard that some game producer was looking at buying into our fellow show, TFR. What was their name? Hideous Kojumbo? No, Hilary Kojangle? No, that can't be right... Whatever, i wonder if our show would get that many pennies some day. What, we've got some people who want to wrestle? They've been banging on Sminem's door for days before heading here? Sure... Let them in... We have the space for more. The tournament prize? We'll reveal that soon enough. Knowing the morons fighting for it, they'd like the prize. *sigh*, As long as nothing goes wrong, we are looking at a strong forecast. ...As long as nothing goes wrong...