TCR/S1E12

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This episode is also known as "The one time everyone SHOULDN'T have jobbed!"


Lore 1[edit | edit source]

TCR has done away with subtlety and subterfuge and is now in a full scale invasion to take The Empire out to save TCR as a company and stop The Empire's conspiracy to conquer The United Fleets of Great Britain

Dimitri
"All that's left now is Edelgard and her personal guard."
Bateman
"Surely we should go straight for the throat and kill her first?"
El Loco Bandito
"No, I don't think that'll work. We'll need to cut them down one by one."
Bateman
"Why' that? Surely we'd be wasting time?"
El Loco Bandito
"I can see that she's stronger with those still surrounding her still standing."
The Gamer Wizard
"EL LOCO IS RIGHT TO STATE THAT THE WRETCHED WOMAN GAINS HER STRENGTH THROUGH THOSE AROUND HER! FOR HE EXISTENCE IS THE PRODUCT OF THAT MAGICAL TOOL! SHE HAS ANCHORED HERSELF TO THIS WORLD! MAKING HERSELF MORE POWERFUL! HOW FITTING THAT A WOMAN GAINS HER POWER FROM DRAINING THE ENERGY OF THOSE IN HER PRESENCE! LIKE THAT WHORE! KAREN! WHO LOCKED ME IN A GRAPHICS CARD BOX FOR A MILLENNIUM!"
Dimitri
"So"if we beat those around her, she'll be weakened? Sounds like a good plan, I suppose we can-
*Big Dog enters the room*
Dimitri
"Big Dog? How'd you get here?"
El Loco Bandito
"Looks like The Empire wants to bring the fight to us!"
Big Dog
"LOWER YOUR FISTS. I AM NOT HERE TO FIGHT"
Dimitri
"I doubt that, Edelgard isn't one for surrender!"
Big Dog
"YOU SAY THAT LIKE I WORK FOR THE EMPIRE STILL."
Dimitri
"What? But I thought you were with Eri, who sided with The Empire!"
Big Dog
"NOT ANYMORE, SHE CAN FIND ANOTHER FOR HER DESIRES. IN FACT, I'VE HEARD SHE HAS! SUCH LITTLE LOYALTY!"
Dimitri
"Good to have you with us then."
The Gamer Wizard
"HERE ARE THE ONES THAT WOMAN IS USING TO ANCHOR TO OUR WORLD!"
Dimitri
"Bogdanoffs, Inspector Gadget, Burch, that kidnapper, Eri and someone else?"
El Loco Bandito
"I'll face Gadget, it's personal."
The Gamer Wizard
"I SHALL BEAT UP THAT DEMONIC CUCKOLD!"
Q-taro
"The World Of Strength is here to help! We can take care of that kidnapper!"
Phoenix Wright
"Myself and Saihara can take care of the Bogdanoffs!"
Dimitri
"It looks like Edelgard will be with the rest of The Empire. I shall face her!"
James
"I'll join you too, Dimitri/"
Dimitri
"Thanks to our previous victories, their numbers are more limited than they could be. We have enough manpower to have another wrestler in one of these fights. But we need to think where would be the best place... We'll also need to consider who else to fight Edelgard and The Empire. Myself, James, but who else..."



Match 1[edit | edit source]

Woody vs Hank J. Wimbleton

Hank wins via Pin

Match 2[edit | edit source]

The Pissdrinkers vs The Bad Tag

The Bad Tags wins via Rapeman pinning Belias

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Note: 43:53

Sundowner
"You know Monsoon, The Empire desperately wants us to stick with them."
Monsoon
"Indeed, was that not our intention too?"
Sundowner
"It was, but don't you see that they're going to fall apart? This ship is sinking, and if we stay, we'll die too... And without us, who will tell people to give war a chance?"
Monsoon
"Perhaps you are right, and it's not like they could stop us."
Sundowner
"That is why i propose something greater! There will be future wars, I'm also sure that TCR could pay us well for helping them... And after our win last week, we can set our sights on the belts too. After that, perhaps we can convince not just TCR... But TFR, to give war a chance too!"
*Spigot and Dimitri enter the locker room*
Dimitri
"Huh? You two!?"
Spigot
"YOU COCKSUCKERS GOT US AMBUSHED! YOU ATTACKED US!"
Sundowner
"As the saying goes my boy, "All's fair in love and war". Of course, we're only interested in the latter you see. Quite frankly, The Empire doesn't quite cut it. Let's leave all that stuff behind, you have Big Dog AND us too. We're just looking for payment, that's all."
Dimitri
"Hrm, sure. There can be arrangements for that."
Sundowner
"But not just money. If we win, how about you arrange us a bout for the Tag Team Championship belt?"
Dimitri
"Fine, the more on our side and the less on The Empire, the better. But it's only if you win, got it?"
Sundowner
"You guys are looking for a pair to fight Eri too, aren't you? We'll put our stakes on that match then."
Monsoon
"We won't disappoint."




Match 3[edit | edit source]

1-fall

Miller vs Luis Sera vs Bane

Bane wins

Match 4[edit | edit source]

Goro Majima vs Dr Eggman

Dr Eggman wins via pin

Match 5[edit | edit source]

Hugh Neutron vs Runescape Bot vs Waelcyrie vs Luka

Waelcyrie wins via pinning Hugh Neutron

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Note: 1:45:11

Dimitri
"I'm glad with how far you've come, James."
James
"Thanks Dimitri, I've been glad to meet you, El Loco and the others."
Dimitri
"Everyone from The Empire is gunning for my head first. There's a good chance i might not live beyond tonight."
James
"Don't say that Dimitri! We're here for you!"
Dimitri
"I know, but i just want you all to be ready in the event I die."
Dimitri
"..."
Dimitri
"You know, for managing to beat me, I think i should show you something. "
*Screen fades to black*
Dimitri
"Okay James, stand in that corner. Yeah, your arm should be out like that. Keep a ready stance, like that! Now once your enemy gets up, you run at him like this! That's it! You catch on quick!"
*Screen fades back to the ring*
Dimitri
"That was Tempest Lance, James. I'm glad that you managed to learn it."
James
"Dimitri, I just hope after this everything just calms down."
Dimitri
"Where people can enjoy themselves wrestling, not fighting for their lives."
James
"I hope so, too. I hope I can live to see that day."
Dimitri
"I hope so too..."

Match 6[edit | edit source]

'Murica vs The Strongest Team

The Strongest Team wins via Potion Seller pinning Sim

90 Everywhere: The Urge To Mug is Gone[edit | edit source]

Sam Hyde attacks 90 for some reason


Match 7[edit | edit source]

The Gamer Wizard vs Demonic Anthony Burch

Anthony Burch wins via pin


Match 8[edit | edit source]

El Loco Bandito vs Inspector Gadget

El Loco Bandito wins via pin

5 taken off Edelgards power


Match 9[edit | edit source]

Q-taro vs ???

??? Wins via Count-out outside of Ring

Match 10[edit | edit source]

The Winds Of Destruction vs The Magical World (Big Dog replaced with new member Dog Nigga)

The Magical World wins via Dog Nigga pinning Sundowner

Match 11[edit | edit source]

The Bogdanoffs vs The Mystery Masters with Hank J. Wimbleton supporting

The Bogdanoffs winning via counting Hank out outside the ring

Match 12: The Final Match[edit | edit source]

James and Dimitri with support from Jerkcity Corporation support vs The Empire with a fully restored Edelgard

Dimitri pins Hubert

Edelgard pins Dimitiri

Edelgard pins James

Spigot pins Thales

Spigot pins Death Knight

Edelgard pins Spigot

Manager pins Edelgard

Ending Lore[edit | edit source]

Note: 5:35:04

Edelgard
"Curse you Dimitri..."
Dimitri
"Edelgard, none of this was needed... Nobody wanted this to happen... Don't you see everyone here? The many faces? Do you really want to kill them all? Enough with this... I will offer you this again... Stop this madness..."
Edelgard
"Never! I'll kill you!"
Dimitri
"I didn't want it to be this way... Goodbye Edelgard..."
*Dimitri punches Edelgard and knocks her to the floor*
Edelgard
"Curse... You..."
*Cuts to Hubert, Thales and Death Knight*
Hubert
"W-what? No! I don't wanna go ba-"
Death Knight
"I suppose this is my fate..."
Thales
"Our plans foiled... Once again..."
*Cuts to James and Dimitri*
James
"We did it Dimitri..."
Dimitri
"Yeah...gah!"
James
"Dimitri! Are you alright?"
Dimitri
"Y-yeah, I can still stand, I'm just... tired, that's all..."
James
"Dimitri, you're bleeding! Please! Just don't die on us!"
Dimitri
"I've had worse... I promise i wont die... Look at everyone's faces... They're so happy we got through this... They're so happy we got through this... It reminds me... of Fóldan... Of my classmates... of Professor..."
James
"Do you think we could see them too? What'd they think of what you've accomplished"
Dimitri
"I think... They'd be proud..."
BongBong
"Proud of your death!"
*Cut to black*
"Gah! Dimitri! DIMITRIIIII!"
Dimitri
"I'm fine! But... why?"
*fades back to the ring*
Q-Taro
"Why's everyone looking this way? Hey wait a minute... Hey asshole! What are you doing? Such a lil' knife? Didya really think that'd hurt me?"
BongBong
"S-shit!"
Q-Taro
"C'mere you asshole!"
*Q-taro chases BongBong*
Dimitri
"That was close... I'm glad that big guy was standing where he was or i'd be dead..."
*Manager, Spigot, El Hermano, El Loco Bandito, Patrick Bateman and Phoenix Wright appear on the screen*
Dimitri
"Everyone! I thank you all for helping send The Empire back to its grave! Some of us may hate one another, some may have faced tough choices. But after this I can see that despite all of that, we can still pull through together! It's time to look forward to The Cartel Rumble's new dawn!"

Epilogue[edit | edit source]

Note: 5:43:11

James
"So where are you going again?"
Dimitri
"I've found out that Hell is located somewhere here on Earth... Detroit, specifically. I'm going to head down there to find Edelgard... To make sure she can never come back..."
James
"Please be careful!"
*El Loco Bandito shows up*
El Loco Bandito
"AH FUCK! ALMOST MISSED YOU GUYS! DON'T FUCKING LEAVE BEFORE I SAY GOODBYE TOO YOU COCK!"
Dimitri
"El Loco?"
El Loco Bandito
"I just got here to say thanks to you guys."
Dimitri
"It's not like you to be nice! What happened?"
El Loco Bandito
"Fuck off! I just wanna thank you all for helping me get my Dicksucker back!"
Dimitri
"It's no problem... We all had the same goal in mind after all! So how come the Dicksucker's just fizzled out?"
El Loco Bandito
"Kicking the asses of those dicks who stole it was draining it's power. And eventually it just gave up, but i know how to power it up again!"
Dimitri
"You do? How'd The Empire never find out?"
El Loco Bandito
"Ah they'd never figure it out! It's powered with HIV Positive Lube!"
Dimitri
"W-what?"
El Loco Bandito
"Don't question it, it just works and I'll leave it at that."
Dimitri
"Okay... Well, I suppose I should head off now then."
James
"I hope you succeed Dimitri!"
El Loco Bandito
"Yeah! Don't fuck things up now after all we've been through!"
Dimitri
"I won't! Make sure everyone gets along alright!"
*Sometime later in Hell*
Dimitri
"Where could she be in this place?"
???
"My! It's rare for someone to wander into this place!"
Dimitri
"Who goes there? Show yourself!"
Mr. Bones
"It is I, the ruler of this place, Mr Bones."
Dimitri
"Listen, I'm just here to make sure a damned soul doesn't come back!"
Mr. Bones
"The violence in you eyes! How wonderful! You'd make for a perfect little attack dog!"
Dimitri
"Attack dog? I dare you to say that to me agai-"
Mr. Bones
"LOOK INTO MY WONDERFUL BOOK!"
Dimitri
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!"
*Screen flashes to white*
Mr. Bones
"Hahahaha! Works every time!"


Post Epilogue[edit | edit source]

"A new show huh? Well, we can't touch TFR for now, they wont be open for buyers that's for sure, but this one... I guess its time for a little bit of my own magic, now where'd i leave my flash drive..."
*ELSEWHERE...*"
"He's there? Interesting, I wouldn't think of him as a wrestler. I shouldn't move too soon, or he'd get alarmed and run again. I can think of some ways to approach this, but we need time for the best results in this case. Hmmmm... perhaps we could use the generator... Yes, maybe the results that come out of it will send him into shock on sight. He doesn't have his filter on anymore after all. But would i want a broken husk? A man who looked down the well as she once said? For some reason, I don't want that... I shouldn't go too far then. Maybe he'll be glad for my kindness.

...

Will he notice the river under the Earth swelling, or the trees among the black forest swaying... What a fool to not know that cycles don't enjoy being broken. Someday I'll find him, and all I'll say is... "Welcome back... A..."."