This section contains copious amounts of namefaggotry
It's time to catch you guys up on some unintended lore on my garbage wrestling.
So basically, to start with...
I did some streams of THE CARTEL RUMBLE (yes, that's what it's called) to some friends on the server this thing started on.
And some good ol' LORE ended up happening (read: something I didn't want to happen, happened, and I had to do an asspull related to THE PLOT)
and I'm streaming on here again because >discord streaming is garbage it turns out.
Anthony Burch won a Royal Rumble
The Royal Rumble prize:
A fight with Dimitri
In this cursed timeline, Burch got his hands on the Dicksucker
He used it's power to activate his WII U NEN
in order to defeat Dimitri
(aka I had to come up with why everyone jobbed to a joke character)
After the fight, THE GAMER WIZARD (trust me, this was a character BEFORE all of this) turned up to reverse the timeline and seal Burch's WII U NEN (and sent him back to his cuckshed)
now the Dicksucker is missing
THE GAMER WIZARD also has the Autism Cure (mercury-free),
and can challenge The Grand Autismo (currently Miller)
at any time.
(not Kazuhira Miller)
El Loco Bandito continues to search for missing Dicksucker
Now there is a tournament between Cartel members
(read: self-inserts, because this IS basically a thing I do with friends)
What is the prize?
Except me, bootleg OP
Who will win the tourney?
Will Burch get his WII U NEN again?
I doubt the last one.
Will 2K19 not crash on me?
and you guys must've considered TFR plots insane
and it'll only get dumber from here
The Case of the Missing Dicksucker [ edit | edit source ]
So my head fucking hurts, like something big went down and I don't even know it, but I do know this. My dicksucker is here and I know it, and you fuckers don't know how good that shit is. But it is mine, and it's supposed to be mine. That shit in the wrong hands will be bad, I'll say that. That's why I'm here. It's my dicksucker, give it back.
Exactly what it says. Also B. Ref got smacked a lot.
bag boy (moot)
rookie (gamer wizard)
A ladder match with a (((contract))) was on the line.
Jesus ➡ Render
Jesus ➡ ???
Miller S➡ Big Show
BOAR ➡ Jesus
BOARRR ➡ Miller