OP's bitch[edit | edit source]
Calls Emperor's wife disgusting.
A man from another timeline that doesn't exist in the current one. Due to Todd Howard's distortion of reality, he suddenly appears and fights The Bogdanoffs from an equally different world, before vanishing without a trace as soon as the match ended.
A distortion of reality shows illusions of him fighting a man who likewise ceased existing in the current timeline from within the fracture, looking as real as it is ephemeral.
Feats[edit | edit source]
- During the off-season harnessed the power of SETHIG to turn back time when JewK and Bogs messed with time-space continuum one too many times. Multiple times. Still is a retard who should have known that edges of skyscrapers are not safe from knockbacks.
- Used SETHIG as fuel for OS2.
- Has survived more near-death experiences than any other person on this planet.
- Born without a beating heart.
- No sold H1N1 at age 10.
- Despite his frail health and almost getting a heart attack in offseason finale, lives on. Probably the reincarnation of Charles II of Spain.
- May have injected every ilness in himself while wearing a space suit.
- Ate some pre-packaged chicken and nearly puked to death
- Survived a jogger attack
- Does sick drifts.
- Jobs... A lot....
- Jobbing in Dead By Daylight
- Jobbing in XCOM2 (Lmao 400 hours my ass)
- Jobbing in Troubleshooter
- Jobbing in Resident Evil 7
- Jobbing in rolling Mystery Boxes in CoD Zombies
- Jobbing in solving the Moon Easter Egg
- Jobbing in pronouncing Japanese names
- Jobbing in finding the source
- Won a few titles in Season 0.
- Saving TFR from The Final Impact
- Getting culturally enriched when Joggers stole his VR set
- Occasionally getting forced to play Call Of Duty with his dad
- Fluent in Brazilian Portuguese (May also be Brazilian himself)
Match History[edit | edit source]
|Note: It is believed this match takes place in an alternate dimension which was seen trough a time-rift opened by the Robert Timeloop, one of the strange anomalies created by the Howard Reality. What has been of that alternate reality since The Bogs' victory is currently unknown.
|Note: A fragment from another timeline where two men who don't exist were seen fighting.
|Pizza Eating Contest: Sausage Cheese Edition
|Not accepting his defeat, Janny complained to his dad about him stealing the slice of pizza, only to be responded with
"Should have been faster, son"
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Cucked by goddamn woods in Dead by Daylight
- Has a based boomer dad gaming on his own boomer basement
- Said boomer wears a Monster Energy baseball cap, lectured Janny about "the good old days" when AC/DC played on the radio, beat zoomer-reflex Janny on getting the pizza slice faster
- Also, when selected Employee of the Month, out of all the things he chose a Monster Energy™ Gaming Chair. (Pics Included)
- Got snitched by a Tyronian for playing with his cellphone once
- Got a noise complaint while playing XCOM
- Triggered by japanese amogus
Gallery[edit | edit source]