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Season 7 Finale Opening

Start of The Final Tournament[edit | edit source]

Central
Good night, everyone, and welcome to the event that will decide everything!
Central
Tonight, one of two brands will die.
Central
It's time to settle which one will suffer that fate.
Central
I'm your host for tonight, representing TFR. Alongside me and representing BCW is someone who also didn't qualif-
Power
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!
THEY MUSTN'T KNOW OF MY EVENTUAL MISFORTUNES!
Central
But wasn't your match broadcasted live?
Power
N-NO??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT WAS CLEARLY EDITED FOOTAGE!
I ACTUALLY WON, BUT WASN'T FEELING LIKE PARTICIPATING IN THIS EVENT! 'TIS THE TRUTH!
Central
Well, I wouldn't know. I don't watch BCW.
Now, if you won't allow me to do it, would you go ahead and introduce yourself?
Power
GROVEL, YOU FILTHY HUMANS! MY NAME IS POWER!
AND I'M HERE TO DELIVER YOU THE MOST INTERESTING AND INTELLIGENT COMMENTARY YOU'VE SEEN!
Central
...Moving on, let's take a look at how things are shaping up backstage before this huge event.

Pegasus
Well, Furio-boy, how are things going?
We're a little short on wrestlers, aren't we?
What are you going to do about that?
Furio
Hah. You mean we're short on picks? Because BCW pre-picked more people than we did?
Tsk tsk tsk... Pegasus...
Since when were you under the impression that I didn't have this planned?
I was simply outplaying BCW. We DID pick as many people as them.
I just didn't announce those picks... Until now.
At the moment, for us to be able to complete all matchups, TFR needed ONE extra pick.
Let's get to it.
Battler, you're in.
Battler
H-Huh? Really?!
Thank you! I was feeling pretty bummed Ange might not've ever seen me wrestle in a big stage again!
Furio
Don't be so pessimistic. We're winning this!
Now, there's one more thing. I made a deal with Robert, and after I bought some of the Kinoplex stock on the market...
He'll do me a favor and stay home, so I get yet another pick.
That makes it two free slots. Exactly what I needed to create a strong team.
So, my next pick is... HUNK, of course. I saw your power up close.
Uh, oh, right... On the audience, I mean!
I know how strong you are because I watched you from the stands against that Wright guy!
HUNK
Wrestling on demand. That's the quite the ungrateful job.
I expect double the payment.
Furio
Of course! Now, is everyone else here? Hmmmm...
That's right! Bevi! Where is Bevi?!
We're gonna be a man short! You, have you seen him?
Komaeda
Me? Of course not. Such talented individual wouldn't want to spend his precious time next to someone like me.
I am looking forward to tonight, though. I wonder whose hopes will shine brighter? BCW or TFR?
Furio
Like that is even a question! Of course we'll win!
Anyway... He must be caught up in something important... It's fine...
I'll just let the others go first and send him out when he arrives.
Reiji, you have some tournament experience. Do the honors for us!
Everyone else, keep an eye on the Gorilla Position monitor.
This way, we can figure out who they're sending out if they don't take too long to choose.
Pegasus
(I see your turn has just arrived and you're feeling lost already, Furio-boy...)
(How wonderful! Ahahahahaha!)

Okonogi
Come on, this is your chance to prove to everyone you're not just some worthless brats!
Let's obliterate TFR and run them out of business for good!
Kaidou
You bet we will! I've already got my eyes set on their champion!
Now that my injury is almost fully healed, I'll show them my true power!
You've got this too, right, guys?
I heard rumors that TFR is backed by The Dark Reunion, we can't lose to them!
Gregory
My secret weapon... they are not ready
(YEAH! THEY'RE DONE FOR!)
Kyle
...Whatever. As long as you leave "Furio" to me.
I've been waiting for this for so damn long.
Okonogi
So, which one of you wants to go first?
Knoxville
Yo! Let me go. That Reiji guy is up next, right?
I downloaded a new training app yesterday! It gave me a lot of cool ideas!
It taught me all sorts of new flips and stuff. I ended up replacing my entire moveset! Gotta take it to the next level, you know?
I wanna try it out against a legit MMA guy. I'm sure it's gonna be fun!
...Besides, my painkillers are starting to wear off. So it's better I do this as soon as possible!
Okonogi
You present a good argument. Go out there and make us proud!
Starting off with an advantage is always helpful!
Central
As you can see, both sides are fired up for this war!
And it starts... Next!

Capoeira and Thunder Kicks[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Kido Reiji
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
1 0
Winner Kido Reiji

The Honor of Manga[edit | edit source]

Vergil
So, TFR is sending out my other self...
It's time for me to prove that I am more powerful than he, as a human, could ever be.
Nero
Go get him, dad!
Dante
...How did you get in here, anyway?
Nero
Either security is pretty weak right now, or BCW got me a backstage pass for the night. I don't really care.
Blackquill
Wait a moment. Allow me to go instead.
Vergil
You? Why would you feel entitled to this match?
Blackquill
Because... We had a serious argument. Something bigger than you could ever grasp.
Remember how you dared to insult Houseki no Kuni?
Vergil
Indeed. My opinion still hasn't changed, despite our match.
Blackquill
That "other self" of yours went a step further.
He committed the sin of saying manga, in general, has nothing on old poetry.
I must defend the honor of glorious Nippon. You understand my struggle, do you not?
It's the only way I can become Hokage.
Vergil
...
I see I also possess a disgraceful side. I'm glad we are split right now.
I shall take on another matchup, then.
Blackquill
I knew you would understand.
Vergil
One more thing.
If you manage to protect the image of the most important and culturally enriching form of japanese media...
Then I will give it a thought when it comes to reading that manga of yours.
Blackquill
Heh. You better hope I win, then.

Manga Vs. Poetry[edit | edit source]

  1. Simon Blackquill
  2. V
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
2 0
📷Gallery
Winner V

Seven Seas of ASMR[edit | edit source]

Central
Next up, it seems like we have Jonesy coming in for the TFR side, and Sinbad for BCW!
Now, talking about Jonesy, he's th-
Power
SINBAD?!! THE MAIN EVENT, ALREADY?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ENDING THE SHOW THIS EARLY!
Central
I'm pretty sure that's a figure of speech, Power...
E-Either way, as I was saying. Jonesy! That's a top-tier athlete right there!
As you would know, I have personally trained him for the past few months.
He became so good, he's now the reason I'm currently occupying this commentator seat!
Power
HE POLITICKED AND NEGOTIATED A NEW CONTRACT FOR YOU?
Central
...No. He beat me in a qualifying match. Just like Vergil did to y-
Power
LIAR!
Central
Anyway, it seems like something is happening backstage. Let's take a look!

Sinbad
Hey, let's do our best in our fight, friend.
Jonesy
Who?
Sinbad
I'm Sinbad.
Jonesy
Yeah?
Sinbad
Yeah, THAT Sinbad.
Jonesy
...
Sinbad
Wait... Y-You don't know who I am? Seriously? Haven't you read any books about my adventures?
Come on! The legendary Sinbad... Rings a bell?
The adventurous man who sailed through the Seven Seas again and again! The conqueror of dungeons!
The High King of the Seven Seas, Sinbad!
To tell the truth... I'm a very busy man! Not everyone gets to wrestle with me!
Don't you feel blessed? Hahaha!
You know, I've heard you're pretty accomplished yourself back in your promotion.
Say, what if we made a deal, if BCW wins this whole ordeal, I could pitch a word for you to the management.
In exchange, could you do the same for me?
Jonesy
...
Uh, sorry? You were saying?
Sinbad
What? You couldn't hear me?!
Jonesy
I was listening to some ASMR on my airpods.
Thing was pretty effective! Made me fall asleep on the spot!
Sinbad
I see... Anyway, I wanted to make a deal with you...
Jonesy
Ok, boomer.
Sinbad
B-Boomer?! I'm still quite young, you know!
Hey, you aren't gonna listen?

Retelling The Legends[edit | edit source]

  1. Jonesy
  2. Sinbad
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
2 1
Winner Sinbad

A Small Intrusion[edit | edit source]

Armstrong
To all of you out here tonight, do you think this tournament is high stakes?
If you answer that question with a "yes", then I must tell you, you know nothing at all!
You might be fighting for yourself, or you might say you're doing it for your company, but the truth is...
There's someone here who's fighting for a hell of a lot more! Fighting for his country. No, for the future of this world!
And that someone is me. I'm here to fully redeem myself, and to kickstart my road towards becoming President!
That's why I came out here, alone, without asking anyone else who was up next.
Because there's only one person on BCW I want to fight, and I won't take "no" for an answer!
I'm not gonna wait for my turn and sit through some nonsensical Champion vs Champion matchup.
Kaidou, I'm here to beat your ass!
It's a shame I won't be able to personally end that Indian boy's delusions, but if I beat you, that also means I'm better than him!

Kaidou
He dares challenge the Jet-Black Wings?!
I came here prepared to face their champion, but...
I'll even wrestle twice in a night if you need me to! I'm going out ther-
Okonogi
Security! Look out!
Extra
H-Huh?!
Okonogi
Dammit! Are you just gonna let him get to the ring?!
He didn't even qualify! What are we gonna do if he forces himself into a match?!
We might have to book an extra one, or something!
Extra
Wait, I'm gonna get to wrestle?!
Okonogi
No, dumbass! We already have the numbers advantage here! It means TFR is gonna get to bring someone else in to fight!
Extra
A-Ah, of course... Sorry...
Okonogi
Maybe do your job next time around instead of just staring into distance, lost in your mental delusions!
Extra
S-Sure, sir! I-I... J-Just let me go to the b-bathroom, real quick, okay?

Armstrong
...I mean, I did tell Jack that you can't fret over every egg when making the mother of all omelettes...
But I didn't think a little chick would get offended at that!
How did you get here, kid?!
Zagreus
...Huff... I've finally escaped...
I'm never getting dragged back to that place! Never again!
Now, I am required to defeat you to escape this arena, correct?
Then so be it! I'll get through you as fast as possible!
Armstrong
Guess I'm just gonna have to kick you around for a bit, eh?!
You're about the same height as the champion is, anyway. Maybe just a bit shorter.
It's not what I expected, but it'll do.
No one is gonna doubt my strength after I toss you from side to side. Come on!

The Big Boy[edit | edit source]

  1. Senator Armstrong
  2. Zagreus
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
3 1
Winner Senator Armstrong

Gale's Plan[edit | edit source]

Haruaki
...I guess you were right. We do make a pretty good team.
Jacopo
What did I tell you? The two of us can make it in this company!
Haruaki
We're up next, right?
Jacopo
Indeed. But before that, it would appear there is a strategy meeting going on.
Gale
...You have seen how our opponents are structuring their matchups, correct?
I propose we devise a new plan.
The four-on-four match is worth a high amount of points.
Therefore, if we reallocate some of our tag-team specialists there, we have a better chance of coming out victorious.
Besides, it would be an unexpected move on our part.
Our rivals have probably prepared for the most likely matchups.
Jacopo. What is your opinion on this matter?
Jacopo
I understand where you're coming from...
But if you propose we switch places and insert ourselves into the 4-on-4, I'll have to refuse.
Haruaki
I figured. You did look pretty pissed at that "doctor". Saying he sold out to another family or something.
Gale
"Pissed"? I do not comprehend.
You are still one of our strongest tag teams. I expect you to be able to bring us points.
However, if we move our tag-team champions into the four-on-four match... That may destroy TFR's planning even further.
Dumbledore
What of the three of us?
Our leader is sadly injured tonight.
Gale
That was the next change I was going to propose.
By moving your team into the three-on-three, we free up slots on the four-on-four.
That arrangement shall bring an end to most of our issues.
However, it would mean we would force a new tag-team to be formed, in order to face the TFR Tag Team Champions.
Mr. Justice, what do you have to say?
Mr. Justice
A MEXICAN, BROTHER? YOU'RE TEAMING ME UP WITH A MEXICAN, BROTHER?!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT AMERICA...
WHILE MY PARTNER IS WAVING THAT TERRIBLE FLAG ALONGSIDE ME, DUDE?!
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE HAS SAID HIS PRAYERS OR EATEN HIS VITAMINS! NOT ONE BIT, BROTHER!
Manny
Nice to meet you too, partner.
...It's not like I'm that pleased, either, but if that's what it takes to win this one, then so be it.
Mr. Justice
...
...IF IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, I WILL COOPERATE, JACK!
BUT DON'T GO GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE, DUDE!
I'M GONNA DROP THE LEG ON THOSE JABRONIES 1-2-3 AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, BROTHER!
DON'T GET IN AMERICA'S WAY, BROTHER!
Gale
"Jabronies"? What is that?
...Either way, it is settled. We will make the necessary changes to our planned matchups.
Haruaki
...See, we're not the only team that doesn't get along that well.
Jacopo
I do think we are more capable than the two of them, though.
But you DO know it's YOUR decision to make this partnership work out, right?
I have already given you innumerous chances to join us.
And if we win this time around, I'll certainly become the one to inherit the busi-
Haruaki
You sound like a broken clock.
One step at a time. Think about what you're gonna do AFTER you win. Not now!
Jacopo
...Hmpf.
Haruaki
Let's go out there and do what we do best. And don't let that Doctor or any of your delusions get to your head.
Jacopo
As if! I don't struggle with any delusions!
Haruaki
I'm going.
Jacopo
Hey! Don't you just leave me behind like that!

Dosage Trafficking[edit | edit source]

  1. Jacopo Bearzatti & Fusaishi Haruaki
  2. The Daily Dose (team) (Dr. Piccolo & Galo)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Tag-Team
  • Tornado
  • Elimination

TFR BCW
3 3
Wrestler Fall Details
Jacopo Bearzatti Galo
Dr. Piccolo
Winner Jacopo Bearzatti & Fusaishi Haruaki

#1 in Coolsville[edit | edit source]

Central
Wow. What an unexpected turn of events that was.
So, it seems like TFR will now be allowed to make an extra pick, huh?
Either way, who was that competing on the BCW side? I haven't seen him around before.
Power
GAHAHAHAHA! I THINK HE WAS JUST NEVER IN YOUR LINE OF SIGHT BEFORE!
PRETTY COMMON MISTAKE TO MAKE! THAT'S THE SHORTEST GUY IN HELL!
Central
...That's some nice trivia.
Power
NOW, NOW, HE GOT IN THERE... THAT MEANS I CAN FIGHT TOO, RIGHT?! I'M GOING IN!
Central
No, you CANNOT. Stay put, we have a job to do here!
Power
HMPF! I KNEW EVERY HUMAN AROUND HERE WANTS TO HOLD BACK MY INFINITE POTENTIAL!
Central
...Now, back to the backstage, it seems like our next matchup is already in the making!

Vergil
Heh, even if I didn't get to fight my other self... I'd say this is a satisfactory result.
I've had my eyes on you ever since our three-way fight back in TFR.
Fred
Remember who came out on top of that one? I bet you wouldn't forget.
Vergil
I wasn't the one pinned back then! That's what really matters, is it not?
Fred
Sounds like excuses to me. That's the reason you fled to BCW, isn't it?
You knew you couldn't be the #1 in Coolsville with me around.
Vergil
How disrespectful! I did not take you as the kind of person to utter such words to my face.
Fred
I'm just doing my job as a locker room leader. Gotta get the other guys in the back fired up, you know?
Vergil
You think of yourself as a leader? Then beating you would surely demoralize the TFR roster...
That's how I'll obtain even more power over all of you!
Fred
Power? That's what you seek, right?
Well then, I think power SUCKS!

Power
HEY! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
THAT'S IT, I'M GOING IN FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!
...
A-Actually... I don't think I want to share a ring with that Vergil guy again...
Central
You're scared of getting beaten again?
Power
N-NO! H-HE JUST... UHHH... HE STINKS REAL BAD, Y'KNOW?!
Central
Right. Well, the match is about to start, so sit down. You can't smell him from here.
Power
A-AH, YEAH!

Power ROCKS[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones
  2. Vergil
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
3 4
Winner Vergil

Scarfless, Powerless[edit | edit source]

Cabanela
...What do you MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN I have to fight tonight?
I thought I only agreed to it in case my scarf was already in perfect condition by then!
Okonogi
You can't back down on it now! Go out there and do your job!
Cabanela
B-But... How can I even perform at the best of my abilities like that?
Out in the open, without my scarf...
I could barely do it in front of a BCW crowd, but what will the TFR watchers think?!
I won't deliver even half of what I have to offer!
Okonogi
...If you're not willing to represent us, then-
Chris
LEON! YOU'RE MY OPPONENT AGAIN??
Cabanela
Leon? That's not my name!
And fighting brutes like you is what got me into this mess in the first place!
I'll pass! I'm not going out! Give them a free point or something!
Chris
W-Wait, Am I seeing double? TWO Leons?
Cabanela
...Two?
Chris
Hey, look, there's another Leon behind you, Leon!
Cabanela
Huh?
Okonogi
...As I was gonna say, if you're not willing to represent us, I know someone else who is.
Show him you're the best pure striker in this business, Susuhara!

Purest Boulder Strikers[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Susuhara Suzumu
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
3 5
Winner Susuhara Suzumu

Locked Room Magicians[edit | edit source]

Dumbledore
To all BCW, cheers, cheers, my friends! It's been an honor, cheers!
Now TFR... Are you ready to be run out of business?
Beatrice
You call yourself a "sorcerer", old man?
Even Battler would make a better oooooooone! Kyaaahahahahahaha! ahaha.wav
Dumbledore
That's some audacity you're showing to the Headmaster of Hogwarts! Which house do you represent, witch?
Beatrice
"Houses"? That sounds like something for amateurs! I'm the Golden Witch, Beatrice! Respect me!
Kinzo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEATOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO LICK YOUR PRECIOUS FEET AGAIN, BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Amami
Seems like you DO have people who admire you...
Kinzo
IF I WIN MY MATCH, WOULD YOU LET ME SNIFF YOUR FARTS JUST ONCE MORE?
THAT IS MY ONE DESIRE, BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Apollo
Now I get what you mean when you tell me to not be so loud.
Amami
ONLY now?
Garithos
...Wait a minute, a witch? Then, that means...
She's not human, right? How disgusting!
I'll be proud to put an end to her myself!
Beatrice
*cackle*cackle*cackle*
For someone who aims to create a locked room with multiple bodies inside...
You seem to not understand that magic is the best way to do so!
Dumbledore
...I would agree with that statement, actually.
Cronos
You're all wasting my precious time here...
Wait, is that a Slifer Red student?
Apollo
H-Huh?
Cronos
You damn slacker! You're missing class for this?
No wonder you'll never move up the ranks in the Duel Academy! None of you deserve to!
Amami
Heh... Seems like those guys have a bone to pick with both of you.
But don't worry. While their guard is down, I'm gonna end this tag team match.
Apollo
Just please do it before they throw me in that "locked room" of theirs...

End This Tag-Team Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Gas Chamber (Albus Dumbledore & Cronos de Medici & Lord Garithos)
  2. The Bystery Busters (Apollo Justice & Amami Rantaro & Beatrice)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

TFR BCW
6 5
Wrestler Fall Details
Apollo Justice Cronos de Medici
Amami Rantaro Lord Garithos
Amami Rantaro Albus Dumbledore
Winner The Bystery Busters

Black Bolo[edit | edit source]

Furio
Hmmm... They're sending out Leo? Their Literal Who Champion?
Then... Maybe we should go with the easy matchup here. Champion vs Champion.
What do you say, Bolo? You're one of our best athletes!
Bolo
...
I gave Wright a call before this. I'm doing it for him, not you.
...Oh, right. For you too, Battler!
Battler
Ihihihi! Thanks! I won't be out there with you this time. Gotta get ready for my own match for once.
But I'm sure you can handle this yourself, right?
Bolo
Yeah. Bolo Reynolds isn't afraid of no one!
One Bushwick Brick, that's all it'll take!

Bolo
Are you ready to get a taste of the big apple?!
Leo
I'd rather have some pasta, thank you.
Bolo
Hah... Hahahahah...
Funny guy, aren't you?
Just like that Furio... Y'know, I have a lot to thank him for...
He helped me out, Leo... He woke me up.
Leo
...Wait, what's with the paint in your hands?
Bolo
Furiooo! He woke me up!
I FEEL... SO ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I WANNA THANK HIM FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, AND I WANNA TELL HIM WHAT I'M NOT GONNA DO!
WHAT I'M NOT GONNA DOOOO... IS FOLLOW HIM ANYMORE!
I KNOW WHAT HE HAS GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES... I KNOW IT ALL!
Leo
Why are you even telling me any of this?
I don't even know you.
Bolo
BECAAAAAAAAAUSE... THE TRUTH NEEDS TO GET OUT THERE!
Central
Bolo! What has gotten into you?!
Y-You can't just go saying those things about your own company, you know?
Where's your respect for your Assistant General Manager? For TFR itself?
You... Couldn't have betrayed us... Surely?
Power
GAHAHAHAHA! I TOLD YOU! HUMANS ARE ALL UNLOYAL, LYING, CHEATING FUCKERS!
YEAH! I KNEW ABOUT IT ALL ALONG! I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF WITH MY HIGH IQ!
Bolo
OOOOHHHH CENTRAL! MY GOOD OLD FRIEND JOHN BRADFORD!
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF FURIO'S PUPPETS!
BUT I'M JUST OUT HERE AS THE WAKE-UP CALL...
I'M JUST DOING THIS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO MY BROTHERS. IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!
IT'S TIME TO TEAR THIS WHOLE PLACE APART!
THE SIGNAL HAS BEEN THROWN OUT THERE... NOW, I SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THINGS TO GO DOWN!
But fiiiiiiiirst, I have a little opponent here, don't I?
Hahahah... I guess I'll have to kick you all the way to Times Square!

Reigns
To go out there and dec-deg-degla-deglare war on someone like Furio out of nowhere...
And to betray the Tribal Chief, too!
You're a sniveling little suck up sellout full of sufferin' succotash, Bolo!
Furio
DAMMIT, WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING?! DON'T YOU GET IT, ROMAN?!
I MEAN, I KNOW HE REALIZED A FEUD BETWEEN ME AND HIM WOULD MAKE RATINGS SKYROCKET AND ALL, BUT...
BOLO DOESN'T HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW TO DO A SHOOT PROMO!
AND YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT WORD ON HIS SHIRT ON AIR!
AND WHY DID HE THINK THE FACEPAINT WAS A GOOD LOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE?
IS NOBODY GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
I SHOULD'VE SENT HIM TO PROMO SCHOOL!
UGH! Poor guy... He's just too dumb to know how to work this angle...
HUNK
Mmmmm, going off script like that?
I'll expect him in Wrestler's Court, 10 minutes. Better bring a bottle of Jack and a few packs of beer for the boys.
Either that, or the U.S.S. ain't gonna let him hear the end of it.

Taste of his Own Big Apple[edit | edit source]

  1. Leo Shishigami
  2. Bolo Reynolds
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
6 6
Winner Leo Shishigami

An Extra's Dream, The Missing Bevi, And Majima's Match[edit | edit source]

Pegasus
So, who are we sending out there next?
???
...
Leave them to me.
Actually, there's no need to send anyone else for the rest of the night.
I can take all of them on. They'll drop like flies, one by one.
Pegasus
Y-You're fighting for us?!
Amami
Heh, I guess you're gonna end this tournament.
Fred
Man, I think you ROCK! They're done for!
Furio
I'll get you a great new deal if you do that for us!
Jonesy
Dude, you're so cool!
Pegasus
Will you really do that for TFR?
You... Truly are our savior.
???
Heh. Just doing my job, y'know?
Red
I guess you always were better than me. Since wrestling school!
Bolo
...Hey, bro.
We're fighting side by side again, huh?
Take it easy on those guys. They gave me a lot of trouble, but you're the stronger brother after all...
I've been considering changing my finisher to "The Brick Beyond the Pines". You're my role model, y'know?
???
I'm doing this for you too, don't worry.
Alright, let's get started.

Red
Tre?! TRE?!!!
Wake up, Tre! What are you doing in there for so long?
Extra
A-Ah... I'm coming out in a bit, Red. Just, uhh... Had a few problems in here.
Red
Be quick! Furio wants you to make a call. Apparently, Bevi hasn't shown up yet!
Extra
O-Okay!

Furio
...It seems like Bevi isn't coming, sadly...
He probably has very important business to attend to in that basement of his.
So, another free slot. I guess I can roll with that.
Let's see...
Reiji is already in... I'm already in...
Alright... I'm gonna pick...
Pegasus
Akasaka Mamoru. And I already delivered your pick to the board of directors.
Furio
H-Huh?
Pegasus
You should consult your General Manager first, you know, Furio-boy?
Furio
Ah, right! I overlooked that. You see, I talked with Sminem first and-
Pegasus
I have also lifted the ban on Karate for the night. I'm sure you won't mind. It gives us an advantage.
Furio
I-It's still a bad excuse for a "martial art", but y-yeah! We can't go against our talent here, right?
Pegasus
Of course not. Akasaka has been meaning to show you some service, after all.
He wants VIP access backstage, and he's gonna work hard for it tonight. I hope you appreciate his performance.
If he does his job, I'm granting that to him.
Furio
(Is he trying to overpower me?)
Majima
Hey, the two of ya! Done with your chit-chat yet?
When will they send out their champ? I've been itching for a fight!
Furio
Their champ? Oh, sorry, did I forget to inform you?
We're sending you out right now! There's a more important matchup you need to take care of!
Don't worry about it, though, I've talked with someone very competent and they'll be taking your place against the champion.
Majima
Ahhh, just who did ya put me against?
Can he even give me the thrill of a good fight?!
Furio
Of course he can. I'd say he's possibly their strongest warrior, even!

Rean
Haha... Hey, are you my student tonight?
Majima
...
Are ya shittin' me? This guy?
I... I...
He might be too much, even for me!
Furio
Sorry, but you're our champion, right? You should be our #1 wrestler. Give it your best shot.
Majima
...
...R-Rean-sama... C-Could you give me the rub like you did to HUNK?
P-Please put me over...
Rean
Haha... Maybe I will.
If you show me something good out there, that is! Haha...

The Great Triple Title Exchange[edit | edit source]

  1. Rean Schwarzer
  2. Majima Goro
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
7 6
Winner Majima Goro

But then, right after Majima's big victory, comes Agent 47 cashing out his MITB to challenge Majima for the title...

  1. Majima Goro
  2. Agent 47
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • For /v/ Title Championship
  • Singles

TFR BCW
7 6
Winner Agent 47

And thus Agent 47 claims the title for himself without any points being granted at all. HOWEVER, OUT OF NOWHERE COMES GREG WITH A BOLD NEW THEORY: A CASH-IN OF HIS OWN...

  1. Agent 47
  2. Gregory Edgeworth
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • For /v/ Title Championship
  • Singles

TFR BCW
7 7
📷Gallery
Winner Gregory Edgeworth

...And Greg claims the title for himself, while also scoring point for his team, the absolute theoryman, ending 47's reign in less than 3 minutes.

Grim Reaper and The Titan[edit | edit source]

Central
A cash-in on a cash-in?! Who could've seen it would turn out this way!
Power
See, if you check my predictions from before the show, I knew this was coming!
'Tis truth! I should've bet money on it!
Central
Would you refresh my memory for a second? How did that Gregory guy get that briefcase again?
Power
No idea. Maybe he solved a murder or something?
Central
...That sounds like a stretch. Do you not watch your own show?
Power
H-Hey, I-I'm a busy devil, okay? Nyako needs plenty of attention!
Central
My pet snakes also do, but I still don't miss a second of TFR programming!
Speaking about things that you shouldn't miss, we've got a fresh matchup coming up!

Eren
A whole federation, comprised of those who will do nothing but blindly follow their General Manager's orders...
Even if they're against them. Even if they do not believe that's what's right deep in their hearts.
And, if one dares to rebel, they are to be subject to the worst kind of fate.
So, they lay down and take it. They accept their future inside the walls of that arena...
...And day by day, they lose sight of themselves.
In other words, it's a company entirely composed of those who aren't free.
That, or as I'd call them, cattle.
Put simply, that's what TFR is. Would you say you're proud to represent that? To wave that flag?
HUNK
If you haven't noticed yet, I'm not one to get involved in those kind of politics.
Eren
You're trying to put an end to BCW, are you not?
The one place where every wrestler can do what they feel like, without having to worry about what management will think...
HUNK
This is war. Survival is your responsibility.
There's no other way to settle this, and I'm here to do what I was paid to.
It just turns out you were unfortunate enough to stand on the Grim Reaper's path on this day.
Eren
"Mr. Death", "The Grim Reaper". You're one who brings death and destruction to others, aren't you?
Because that's all you can do.
And for some, you're nothing but a monster.
HUNK
That's what my opponents would call me.
Eren
Then... You and I are the same.
I think... We were born this way.
HUNK
You mean...
Eren
I just keep moving forward...
HUNK & Eren
Until my enemies are destroyed.

Keep Moving Forward[edit | edit source]

  1. Eren Yeager
  2. HUNK
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles

TFR BCW
7 8
Winner Eren Yeager

Medical Report[edit | edit source]

Central
As we approach the final stretch of the tournament, the company in the lead i-
Power
BCW, of course! I'm giving them my full support, after all!
Who wouldn't want to give their best when they see ME cheering them on?!
Central
You know, sometimes I stop and think that... Maybe, you really should've qualified!
Power
I know, right?! So I could guarantee BCW would win in even quicker?!
Central
No, so you wouldn't be right beside me right now.
But, moving on, we have some new, important medical information that just came in a few moments ago.
A local medical facility has provided us with an update on BCW wrestler Cabanela's situation.
We understand that after the attack he suffered at the hands of Susuhara...
...He has bruised ribs, and, uh...
With all due respect, he's also suffering from anal bleeding.
Power
...
Central
...
Power
...
GAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHO FED YOU THAT LINE?! THAT HAS TO BE A JOKE! GAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANAL BLEEDING? FROM A PUNCH???! OH, COME ON, WHAT IS HE MADE OF?!
Central
Could you please learn to respect another man's pain?
Power
OKAY, OKAY, GEEZ! HUMANS REALLY ARE WEAK AND SENSITIVE...

Emperor?'s Disappearance[edit | edit source]

Emperador
Dios mio! What a scare!
I was almost caught there...
Now, I need to get myself some more makeup and fake skin...
Pero...
Who sent that detective after me? Necesito saber!
Could it be that... They know?!
???
...Maybe we do, buddy.
Emperador
A-Ahh?! Qué haces aquí?!
???
We just came to say hi to an old friend of us...
...Peleador.
Emperador
N-No! Mi nombre no és Peleador!
Yo soy el líder de Team Emperor! I told the detective that!
G-Get away from me!!!
???
Sorry, but you're coming with us.
Right... Boys?

Nephilim Personnel Kid[edit | edit source]

  1. Manuel Calavera & Mr. Justice
  2. The Sons of Sperdo (Donte & Vorgin)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Tag-Team
  • Tornado
  • Elimination

TFR BCW
9 8
Wrestler Fall Method
Donte Manuel Calavera Pin
Donte Mr. Justice Pin
Winner The Sons of Sperdo

An Apology & For Sister Ange[edit | edit source]

Central
It appears that the BCW champion is going to be in action next!
You know, when I heard "The Viper" was holding their title, I was quite excited to see them in action.
...Then I learned it was just some Indian guy, and that he lost the belt anyway...
One of the biggest letdowns of my life, really.
Power
It surely can't compare to when I was forced to shower for the first time!
Central
...It would seem fiends aren't that different from aliens after all.
Now, let's take a look at the BCW locker room!

Okonogi
Champ, I think you should go next.
You've been left out of two matchups you were ready to participate in.
Come on, don't get your spot taken again! Stand up for BCW!
Kaidou
Aaaaahhhh! Of course! I will defend this company with all my heart!
It's time for me to close the doors on this competition!
After my performance in this one... They'll all be on their knees! They shall all give up in my presence!
For I am th-
Rakesh
Kaidou.
Kaidou
R-Rakesh?! What are you doing here?
No rematches just yet! Not tonight, buddy!
Rakesh
...
I, uh, wanted to talk to you for a moment.
Kaidou
Huh? What is it that you have to say?
Do you even remember what happened?
Or could it be that... The Dark Reunion was controlling you the entire time?!
Rakesh
Actually, I do remember...
Yeah... Sorry.
Kaidou
...Sorry?
That's all you had to say?
Rakesh
...Yeah.
Kaidou
...
Hah! No problem, buddy! I mean, you were the coolest guy out there!
Rakesh
Oh... Uh, I gotta go, alright? Don't forget to score a point for us!
Kaidou
Don't worry, I'll bring the win home!
FOR I AM THE JET-BLACK WINGS!

Battler
Ihihihihi! I can hardly wait!
This is exactly the match I was looking for!
I know I need to win this, but I want to put on a show more than anything!
Alright, I'm off to the ring!
Announcer
...And with an official record of 0-3... It's USHIROMIYA BAAAATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!
Battler
...Ouch.
Reigns
Yeah! Show them you're one of the strongest members of the Roman Empire! OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
HUNK
Bad idea. This isn't an opponent he can handle.
Arikado
...?! HUNK MOVED!
HUNK
I would harvest his soul in no time if I went out there.
But I figure you'd have to pay me a lot more if that was the case...
Kinzo
I have a feeling, though... My grandson...
I have a feeling that... Battler Can Win™ this one.

The Golden Eagle Vs. The Jet-Black Wings[edit | edit source]

  1. Kaidou Shun (0)
  2. Ushiromiya Battler (2)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • 2/3 Falls

TFR BCW
11 8
Winner Ushiromiya Battler

TFR's Team Adjustments[edit | edit source]

Furio
So, due to the adjustments we had to make thanks to that run-in...
We're a man short in this 4 on 4 match.
Which, believe it or not, is a good thing!
Because now, I can make space for one more competitor.
The one who deserves it the most. A man who has proven himself in an elimination tag-team match this past week.
Someone capable of surviving alone against three strong competitors for over 30 minutes!
My last pick, and the ace that will finish off BCW is... The Big Dog, The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns!
Reigns
OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Furio
They weren't expecting that one!
So, Roman will be joining the three of you. Kinzo, Arikado, Akasaka.
Akasaka
Understood... I hope he can be of help.
Reigns
As the team captain, I'll make sure we walk out with an easy win!
And you can BALEEEEEEEEEEEEEB DAT!
Kinzo
We... We need to win! We absolutely need to win!
It's the only way Beatoriche will crush me with her thighs again!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Arikado
Gee golly gobstopper! I did NOT need to hear about that!
What would my mommy think if she saw you saying such things near me?!
I'm gonna go cool off by cutting a promo on those poopy heads!

Arikado's Cooldown Promo[edit | edit source]

  1. Arikado Genya
  2. Gale
Arikado Genya
I've had enough of people thinking they can push me around! I've battled, brawled, and bled for everything I've got, and I still don't get the respect I deserve, the respect I've earned! Well, that stops today.
I've been pretty successful in my career here in the WWE, but there is a Superstar who has managed to avoid stepping into the ring with me. I've been waiting for my opportunity to prove myself against this person, and I want that opportunity tonight.
Whatever this is, whatever you think I've done to wrong you, let's settle it right here, right now. GALE, come on out. C'mon, let's go.
Gale
I know there are some punks who think they've got what it takes to beat me. I think that's pretty hilarious! But I'm not too surprised! It happens all time. Let's clear a few things up.
Arikado Genya
I thought you had enough brains that you would have known better than to come out here while I was addressing the WWE Universe. Clearly, I overestimated your intelligence. I'll make it a point to speak slowly and use small words for the rest of this conversation.
Gale
We all appreciate your words of wisdom, but I don't think any of us need to hear any more. So, if you'll kindly find the exist and walk out calmly...we appreciate your obedience in advance.
Arikado Genya
Don't talk to me like some dog! Stop it! Cut it out! You remind me of all the damn authority figures in my life! I don't take orders well. I've hurt teachers, coaches...my own parents! Do NOT cross the line, boy!
Gale
I'm tired of looking at your face, so I'm going to do you and the entire WWE Universe a favor and re-arrange it.
Arikado Genya
You got some hair on your chest tonight, don't you? I'm used to seeing you as just a little boy. But, tonight, you want to play hard ball? Everyone knows that's my game. So, throw your best pitch because I'm going slug your ass out of this city right now!
Gale
I feel bad for any fans of yours out there in the WWE Universe. They'll see clearly that you're a wimp. I wouldn't want to be your fan anymore after tonight. Everyone here should jump ship and support me. Between the two of us, I'm the real Superstar here. Just look at me! I'm everything you want.
Arikado Genya
I get it. You are trying to make a name for yourself, and I'm your designated target. I'm sure it made sense in your head when you thought of it, but this is reality. And you are not doing your reputation any favors getting humiliated by me.
Gale
Your weakness is your dependence on these stupid people here and at home, and when we step inside that ring, I'm going to take full advantage of that. You see, with me there is no weakness, and I already know yours. It'll make my triumph over you that much sweeter, while your loss will send you reeling into obscurity.
TFR BCW
11 9
Winner Gale

I Came, To Help You, TFR![edit | edit source]

  1. Roman Reigns & Arikado Genya & Ushiromiya Kinzo & Akasaka Mamoru
  2. Gale & Gregory Edgeworth & The Circus (Hisoka & Joker)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

TFR BCW
15 12

Wrestler Fall Details
Joker Arikado Genya
Akasaka Mamoru Gale
Ushiromiya Kinzo Joker
Gregory Edgeworth Ushiromiya Kinzo
Roman Reigns
Akasaka Mamoru Gregory Edgeworth
Hisoka
📷Gallery
Winner Team Roman Reigns

Furio's World of Pain[edit | edit source]

Kyle
I've been waiting for this moment all night long.
No, longer than that. I don't even give a damn about this brand war anymore.
I just wanted to make sure I claimed dibs on this match.
It's time to put an end to Wright's tyranny.
The guy who only pushes his golden boys.
Who lies and cheats as much as he needs to stay on top.
The man who's unable to recognize true talent, and has only brought doom to TFR since he first took the GM spot...
He's...
Furio
Right, you know?
It's thanks to Wright's philosophy that TFR has built true stars in its main event scene.
Everyone knows who HUNK is. Everyone knows who Roman Reigns is. Everyone knows who BOLO REYNOLDS is!
Because they get real opportunities. Nothing is half-assed.
Meanwhile, on BCW... That company is built by midcarders.
Everyone is a midcarder. No one feels special there.
That's what your 50/50 booking gets you.
In a desperate attempt to make everyone a star, no one is a star.
That's why you have to choose carefully. And that's exactly what Wright did.
He saw the potential in few, and sacrificed others for the greater good.
I'm sorry you're angry you didn't make the cut. Kyle.
You see, in this business... People like you don't get to be champions.
Kyle
Exactly the kind of response I expected.
You weren't like this before you became General Manager.
Just... What happened? What changed you?
...Anyway, long time no see, Wright. Can we put an end to this bullshit now?
Furio
...
Wright? Hah...
I'm not Wright! I'm Furio Tigre, and you're in for a world of pain!
Kyle
What? The fuck is that?!
How is this shit even legal?
Furio
What do you mean? Anti-doping exams surely didn't catch me.
Because all I use is legal, prescription drugs. Cough medicine and whatever else whenever I need it, y'know?
Kyle
What a load of crap...
Listen, if I have to kick your ass in that form, so be it! I won't back down!
This ends here, Wright! I'll put a stop to you and your reign of terror in TFR!

For The Destiny of Two Companies, This Final Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Furio Tigre (9)
  2. Kyle Hyde (4)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament
  • Singles
  • 30m. Ironman

TFR BCW
24 16
Winner Furio Tigre

End of the Demon's Script[edit | edit source]

???
How's the situation?
???
We're closing in on them.
???
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! You bet we are!
???
Man, I can't believe it! All my will to investigate is finally paying off!
I'm about to arrest the culprits of Deid Mann's murder, Igor and Grichka Bogdanoffs!
???
Hmmmm, don't forget about the help you got from a third party, Date...
Date
O-Of course not, Ooishi! They did provide us with the recording of that witness's testimony...
Ooishi
Na-ha-ha-ha! It described the whole thing in detail! More than any police officer could ask for!
Date
So, what about it, Okonogi? What's gonna happen to the BCW roster now?
So, how are things going on your end?
Okonogi
Sminem is nowhere to be seen. Perhaps someone informed him of this?
Either that, or he somehow saw it coming. Maybe a gut feeling?
But there's good news, too. We have managed to obtain the support of a good number of wrestlers backstage.
It seems like Furio is being arrested right now. I'll go take a look at how things are going. Remember to keep me updated.
Date
Of course! I'll call you again from the Mahjong parlor once me and Ooishi get there to celebrate.
Akasaka
I've got him. One of the main suspects of participating in this conspiracy.
Furio
AAAH! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED ANY OF YOU RATS!
DO YOU... HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?!!!
Akasaka
You sure do talk a lot for someone who's gonna be behind bars in a few hours.
Not even the walls of your cell are gonna want to hear any more from you if this blabbering doesn't stop!
Nero
I just came here to say one last thing to your face.
I always knew you were a dirty little piece of shit. See you later, fucker!
Furio
Y-YOU CHEATER! YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANY OF THAT YOURSELF?! TAKING ALL THE GLORY AGAIN?
CHEAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
Akasaka
Yeah, I'm taking him away.
Okonogi
Good job, officer. I knew getting in contact with you was vital to shut this operation down.
And you... Gat. Are the henchmen in yet?
Gat
Yep! All those months of MMA training were worth something after all.
They might not do much...
But they're more than enough for incompetent security guards or corporate bootlickers trying to get in our path.
Okonogi
It seems like everything worked out after all, then...
Thanks for your help too, Keiichi, Okabe. And for getting your friends involved.
We've only been able to pull off something like that thanks to the help of all of you brave warriors!
Okabe
MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Hououin Kyouma would never falter when such a moment came!
I've been waiting for this for so long... Holding back what I knew, trying to find the perfect time to talk about it...
To think there'd already be an entire organization of people trying to prevent that future I saw...
Keiichi
Yeah... But this is only the beginning, isn't it?
Okonogi
Hm? Yes, we still haven't captured one of the heads of that group. Sminem.
He might be the most dangerous of them all.
There are rumours going around that this whole ordeal was his idea in the first place.
...You look like you have something you want to tell the people.
Keiichi
Sorry, I was just talking to myself...
It's just... I don't think everybody here can grasp how serious this situation is!
They need someone to light up their fire!
Okonogi
Well, feel free to tell everyone what you think.
Keiichi
For so long... We've been manipulated into being part of one big show!
TFR... BCW... Who cares about that conflict? In the end, we were just being pitched against our own friends!
And behind the scenes, there was always a bunch of demons scripting everything!
Booking the matches, forcing us into their own storylines, creating their own story...
...Trying to lead us down to a road of destruction. But those demons miscalculated!
They didn't count on us already having seen that road before!
They didn't count on us being able to tear apart that fate!
But, the truth is... Fate is as fragile as wet paper! And so is those demons' script!
So, I wanted to take this opportunity. To take the stage and speak directly to those demons down in Hell.
The very same demons this to go a different way...
That's all for tonight! We overcame this tragedy!!
You won't put us against each other again! We won't buy into your "brand war" no longer!
And no matter what plans you might have in store after this, don't think we'll ever yield!
I bet you were just waiting for an amazing ending to unfold while eating some popcorn...
But we won't let that happen! We're going to change everything!!
We're going to stop this before anyone heads towards that sinful world!
And, when all of this comes to an end, and we evade the fate you had in mind for us...
We'll pick up the demon's script, and tear the whole thing to pieces!

The Tower[edit | edit source]

...
As time passed, that uneasiness in my chest grew.
Day by day, I tried to figure out what was the source of it.
But... After a while... I started to realize...
On Mondays and Fridays, I wouldn't miss a single show.
Be it BCW or TFR, I couldn't turn my eyes away. And I still didn't understand why.
But now... I do.
I've found exactly what I was looking for.
The piece inside me that had been missing the whole time...

Tatsuya
...I'm finally here.