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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Pegasus
Welcome all my honored guests, to another episode of TFR.
The first one with me as acting General Manager.
And a quite difficult start it is, as the so-called "Friday Night Wars" have begun.
Now, would you allow me to cut straight to the point?
Much like our rivals, we also have a message straight from the Board of Directors tonight.
Per orders from above, we not only accept BCW's declaration of war, but are also looking to take it a step further.
Tonight and next week, we shall hold qualifying matches...
"Qualifying matches for what?", you might ask...
Well, we are issuing a challenge to BCW for a one-night tournament, to take place two weeks from now.
TFR will send their strongest fighters, and so shall BCW.
The winner's position as the #1 Wrestling Federation will be secured. The loser shall vanish into the shadow realm.
All or nothing. Are you willing to play the game?
At the time of the tournament, our champions will be automatically qualified.
The winners of the matches still to be held will join them, alongside personal picks from each brand's authority figures.
Let us begin the night.
...What business do you have here, former partner?
Kirei
I just came to inform you... That I did not forget my promise.
Pegasus
Do you believe that frightens me? I still have the higher ground, priest boy.
Kirei
I shall give you time to think about what you just said. No more words are necessary on my part.
Pegasus
Erwin... Don't worry, I'm coming for you.

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Link
  2. Kratos
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Link Kratos Pin
Winner Kratos

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra
  2. Senator Armstrong
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Senator Armstrong Extra Pin
Winner Senator Armstrong

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Dutch
Now listen here, this plan is just perfect! Flawless, I would say!
I've got us the perfect disguise to enter BCW.
All we have to do is put those masks on, and pretend we're enhancement talent.
I got us some fake names too, there's no way they're gonna figure it out.
Just, uh... Whenever you're talking to somebody, remember to put on the best spanish accent you have!
Gordon
Alright, I'll approach the Joker and-
Dutch
No, no Joker just yet! We'll deal with him in due time!
First, we need to get Arthur.
I'll have a match with him and knock him out. On the meantime, you distract Ruber.
Once I've knocked him out cold, I'll leave through the emergency exit. As soon as you find the opportunity...
Get yourself out of there!
As long as we do it right, authorities will just blame the mafia or something.
And our real identities will be protected all the way through!
And then, me and Arthur will be off to Tahiti in no time! Fred can join us, too, and Shaggy, and Leon if he's back, and...
Gordon
The Joker?
Dutch
Why do you want to bring the man you hate alongside us? Won't he be dead by then?
Gordon
No, no, there's no need to kill him, I only need someone to ra-
Dutch
Ah, look, security is looking the other way! Put on the mask and let's go in!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Mastema
  2. Ares
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Mastema Ares Pin
Winner Mastema

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Sminem
Great job on the announcement tonight, Mr. General Manager.
You also booked a good card, from what I can see. Don't think there's much I would change there myself.
However... I figured your workload might be too heavy at the moment.
Having to deal with your own personal problems, your company, wrestling and being our General Manager...
Pegasus
You shall not worry about it. It is not unusual for me.
Sminem
It doesn't matter, it's still too much, really.
So, after some consideration, I thought about it and decided to hire an assistant for you.
Your every decision from now on should go through him first.
Pegasus
(Doesn't that technically make him my superior?)
(Oh, well, it's Sminem we're talking about here. I'll always trust his decisions.)
Sminem
I'd like to ask you to welcome him...
Mr. Furio Tigre!
Furio
It feels great to be ba- I mean, uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Pegasus. I hope we can do good work together!
Pegasus
(This guy, he rubs me off the wrong way...)
Sminem
I'll leave you two to discuss what to do now. Good luck!
Furio
So, what's the first order of business?
Pegasus
Hmmm... We need to send out a contract to one man.
The only one capable of leading our troops in a war against BCW.
His name is Erwin Smith. I'll send you some files with more information regarding him.
We must spend all our available resources to bring him in as soon as possible.
Furio
He's that good, eh? If you say so...
I do think TFR has great talent already, though.
Maybe you could consider giving that spot to Bolo Reynolds instead? Or Roman Reigns...
Pegasus
We need Erwin, and we need him now. Go on, my assistant.
Furio
I'll bring you the results tonight, still. Gotta prove my worth, right?
Pegasus
(...Can he really do it in just one night?)

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. The Gym (Gold & Van Darkholme)
  2. The Servants of God (Joshua Graham & Roman Reigns)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Fall Method
Gold Joshua Graham Pin
Winner The Gym

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Leon
Aaaahhh, I got deceived again!
Who would've thought the Chinese princess WASN'T Ada?
Come on now, I could've never guessed. They all look the same anyway!
Hmmm... There's a vent over there...
What if... What if Ada worked for those "COU China" guys, but they had a falling out... And then she escaped that way?
It wouldn't be the first time her relationship with her employers turned out like that!
Yeah! That must be it! I'm going in! She has to be nearby!
AAADAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!!
Hagakure
Yo, dude, mind keeping it down?
I was having a moment here...
Saihara
Leon! I've been looking everywhere for you!
And you... H-Hagakure? What are you doing here?!
Hagakure
What do you mean? This is my home, bro.
I have ascended thanks to Jah's blessing! This place is so calm, and it has all the best herbs around...
Do you wanna hear about some of that?
Saihara
I think I'd rather hear about how the vents work instead. Do you know?
Leon
...Can you just tell me where Ada is?
Hagakure
Hmmmmhmhmhmhmhm... Sorry, dudes, I knew something about that stuff you asked me but forgot it all.
Saihara
...Are you serious?
Leon
You don't know where Ada is? I'll keep looking for her, then! Where's the exit?!
Saihara
Leon, calm down... You need to go home.
Fred and the others, they all miss you. It's why I came looking in the first place.
Leon
B-But... A-Ada...
Saihara
She'll be fine. Just come with me, alright?
Hagakure
Wait, you two... You can't leave just yet!
Saihara
Huh? Why not?!
Hagakure
Because every time someone comes through here they have to go through an obligatory training arc, of course!
Leon
W-What are you talking about? Are you gonna teach me how to win over Ada's heart?!
Hagakure
Naaaah. Look, dude, it's a long story, alright? Last time I did this was with four other guys... Kinda miss them.
Anyway, on with it. I'll go bring your opponents. Exits are locked until you obtain my blessing.
Saihara
Isn't this basically kidnapping?
Hagakure
Chill doooown. You'll be fine here. I've even got some herbs if you want.
Saihara
I'll pass.
Leon
What kind of herbs? Uh, do you have any red ones? You could combine them for a good healing item.
Hagakure
Sorry, but I only work with greenies. They heal the brain, bro.
Anyway, I'll be back soon. Stay ready, dudes!
Saihara
...I really hope he doesn't take too long...

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Central
Ah, yes, my pupil. It all culminates tonight.
Every day you spent training. Every drip of sweat. You're about to know the results.
There's not much else I can teach you. And because destiny wills so... You're my opponent in the qualifiers.
Bear in mind I'm just as eager to defend this brand and my job from those vile Bogdanoffs as you are.
But I'm expecting you to do your best, and show me you've surpassed your master!
Show everyone that Iron Clad contract is worth something! That you've got all the potential in the world!
Show everyone th-
Jonesy
Uh, sorry, boss, you were saying?
My favourite mumble rap started playing in my air pods. Had to pay full attention to it.
Think I've got all the lyrics nailed down now!
Central
...
Jonesy
Oh, it was nothing important, then? Alright, I'm off to warm up for my match.
The usual ritual, y'know? Downing a pack of Tide Pods. Always gets me hyped up and in top form!
Central
Guess I failed to teach him to respect his elders.
...Tide Pods?!

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Jonesy
  2. Central
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Jonesy Central Pin
Winner Jonesy

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. V
  2. Max Payne
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
V Max Payne Pin
Winner V

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Junpei
...So you're telling me you were chosen as one of 9 participants in a Mars mission test site...
...And then you were locked up there by some freak dressed up as a plague doctor who forced you to play something called a "Decision Game", which is basically a Death Game where you die if you don't solve puzzles, and then after you helped me escape through a time machine you shifted to a history where you probably killed me, then used a time machine to travel ten months to the past to rescue your friends, including me, from the facility, planning to wait in hiding until the start of the Death Game TO BREAK IN, instead of directly stopping the mastermind, but ended up traveling 3 years to the future instead, and there were some other people in the place you ended up at, including someone called Phi, who you claim was also brainwashed like me, so you couldn't take it and used the time machine again, ending up here, almost ten years away from your initial goal?
Carlos
Yeah.
Junpei
You're full of shit.
Carlos
U-Uh? You still don't believe me?!
Junpei
Why would I? Besides, what the hell is up with that plan? How do you even come up with something so dumb?!
Carlos
I... It wasn't THAT dumb, alright?! Dammit, maybe if I told Akane she would believe me...
Junpei
Wait... You know Akane? She... She vanished. I've been looking for her.
Carlos
Yeah. I forced myself onto her, she was pretty hot.
Junpei
WHAT?!
Carlos
W-Wait, it was just her plan to distract Zero and hide from cameras, alright? It was an act!
Junpei
...God, what is wrong with you?
Anyway, how would I know any of that future shit? We're in 2021, not 2028!
Carlos
Uhhh... Wait... You weren't that old... Didn't that Nonary Game thing happen a year ago?
W-Well, uh, my name is Carlos.
Junpei
And you're only telling me that now?
Carlos
Gotta have a proper introduction, y'know?
Junpei
Tch... I have a qualifying match coming up. You should get your head checked in the meantime.
Carlos
Hey, my head is completely fine!
Junpei
Yeah, yeah...

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Junpei
  2. Chris Redfield
  3. Sam Stone
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Triple-Threat
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Junpei Sam Stone Pin
Winner Junpei

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Jayden
I... I can't believe I didn't give him the bumpy ride I said I would!
I saw him going "Gee Golly Gobstopper, what a ding-head!" as he was leaving too!
Miyao
It's fine. You're bound to lose some.
Besides, you don't have the "longer arms" advantage over most of the roster like you do with me, after all!
Jayden
H-Hey, are you saying I need that to win? Come on now! I'm Supergenius Jayden!
I just need to think of a better strategy for my next fight!
Miyao
Heh, I'm just fooling around, don't worry...
Jayden
So, what's next?
Uh, maybe we could go watch a movie together or something?
Y-Y'know, as buddies, haha... Hey, you sure you don't wanna wrestle me?
Miyao
Jayden, aren't you forgetting about your match?
Jayden
O-Oh, right, the tournament, okay, okay... Who am I facing again?
Raiden
WOOOOHOOOOOOO, what a cute little girl we have here...
You're of legal age, surely?
Jayden
H-Hey, back off! Miyao is min- I mean, my friend!
Raiden
Oh, so YOU must be my girl for tonight, then? I like your hair, hottie!
Jayden
When did I give you permission to call me that?
Miyao
Jayden... This guy creeps me out even more than you do.
Jayden
Ah, come on now! That's it then, I'll handle him!
And you try to help me this time around, alright?
Miyao
...No promises.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Jayden (w/ Mitake Miyao support)
  2. Raiden
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Raiden Jayden Pin
Winner Raiden

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Jesse
aright mr wright we got to ingerland
White
wtf jersr is this really called injgerland i thought we were igoin to ingurland??
Jesse
no mr its ingerland island south of africa
White
no fkin wodenr passage was 3 quid who the fuck wants to go africa island
Jesse
3 quid isnt chep wdym i could buy neveda 36887rX gpu withthat????
White
shut up jesser what the fuck do we do here
Jesse
i dunno maybe they haver good drug?XDXDD
White
jesse your not getig high again no godadmn you!!!
???
OI M8 COULD YA GET YER BLOODY ARSE OUT OF THE WAY?
Ingerland
I'M GONNA BE L8 TO ME TEAM'S LACROSSE GEIM!
Jesse
sorry sr we are from ameriland we dont comrephend your lsgnaugage!
White
jesse why the fuck he has british accent if this isnt britana jessp?
Jesse
is that RV over there yours sir?
Ingerland
AH, INDEED, LAD, THAT'S MOINE. I LIVE INNIT, EVEN!
White
ok it was a pelasure to met you now go to ur game
Ingerland
CHEERS, FELLAS!
Jesse
cam on mr white i have genius idea
this technique clald warm wire watch and learn
White
jesc what are you doin??
Jesse
this rV now ours mr we can finalyly go home
White
jesser we literally cenot this cant fly or go through ocenann though??!??!?!?!
Jesse
itsn fine i have plan
White
wait jesse what is this sound?
Jesse
security alarr mr white

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Tazuna Joe
  2. Kong Wenge
  3. Big Smoke
  4. Shaggy Rogers
  5. Pixy
  6. Robert
  7. JC Denton
  8. Geralt of Rivia
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • 8-Man
  • Elimination
  • No Ring-Out

Wrestler Fall Method
Geralt of Rivia JC Denton Pin
Robert Kong Wenge Pin
Shaggy Rogers Geralt of Rivia Pin
Shaggy Rogers Big Smoke Pin
Robert Pixy Pin
Shaggy Rogers Tazuna Joe Pin
Robert Shaggy Rogers Pin
Winner Robert

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

After failing to conquer the kitchen, Spazz decides to retreat momentarily.
However, his ambitions see no limit, as he shortly after heads into unknown territory once again.
While exploring the Parking Lot in search of precious treasures...
The King comes across a sleeping beast, who attacks him in a fit of rage!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Spazz Maticus
  2. Samoa Joe
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Wrestler Fall Method
Spazz Maticus Samoa Joe Pin
Winner Spazz Maticus

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. The Daily Dose (team) (Dr. Piccolo & Galo)
  2. The Hacks (Andrew Dobson & Ilya Kuvshinov)
  • TFR vs BCW Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Fall Method
Dr. Piccolo Ilya Kuvshinov Pin
Winner The Daily Dose (team)

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Furio
Boss, I have the results of the search!
Pegasus
So you did go through with it already... Well done.
Furio
Well, kinda...
As it turns out, we looked into that Erwin guy... He's a wrestler in the independent circuit...
Pegasus
He is currently wrestling? That's great to hear.
Furio
...Point is, me and Sminem agreed he just wasn't worth it.
Pegasus
W-What...?
Furio
I mean, his entrance is just the same as Bevi's, and he doesn't seem any better than him.
In fact, he's just some loser in the outlaws.
Who cares? Where's Battler? That's the kind of wrestler people want to see!
Pegasus
Y-You...
Furio
Anyway, talking about Bevi...
I finalized the list of wrestlers who will automatically qualify for the BCW vs TFR tournament for you.
Saved you from doing some nice amount of work, eh?
Here, take a look, the first one...
...And for the 3v3 match that will be taking place that night...
Aaaand last, but not least...
I mean, what can I say? I wanted to represent our company myself!
We need people with this amount of dedication, people who really want to fight for the brand if we're hoping to win this one!
Anyway, I've got even more news! You know how you wanted to spend our budget on that Erwin guy?
Well, I found someone much, much better than him, and just used the money to hire that man instead.
He'll be debuting up next. In fact, I'll be his opponent! I'd hope to last more than 1:23 against him, if y'know what I mean, hahaha!
I'm off. See you!

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Furio Tigre
  2. Kido Reiji
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Furio Tigre Kido Reiji Pin
Winner Furio Tigre

Promo 1[edit | edit source]

HUNK
WWE Universe, I want to come out here and have some fun with you, but I'm going to keep it real... I'm pissed off and not in the mood to play around.
Majima Goro
Hey! All eyes on me people, not this sad excuse for a Superstar. I'm the one talking now, so you're going to listen to what I have to say. I've come out here tonight to tell you all something very important, all right? This is serious business, real Superstar business.
HUNK
Well, isn't this interesting, folks? Looks like we've got someone who doesn't appreciate the great work I do here. And in the tradition of the WWE allowing those with grievances to just walk out and air them at any time, regardless of who or what is going on, here he comes to let us hear all about it.
Majima Goro
I will walk over you just like I walk over every other Superstar on my path to success. You're no different from all the others. You think you ave what it takes, but you don't. Go ahead, tell me how you'll beat me and humiliate me. Your words are nothing to me.
HUNK
Man, you sound like a broken record. You remember those, right? Let me try again. You sound like someone hit the rewind button on your MP3 player, and they forgot to hold it down so your song is starting over from the beginning. Well, I for one would like to skip this track.
Majima Goro
Do you even hear yourself when you talk? I don't thinky ou do, or you'd know just how stupid you sound! Since you don't seem to know when to shut up, I'm about to help you out with that one. Maybe this time for good!
HUNK
First things first, take the bass out of your voice when you talk at me. Remember who you're in the ring with. I'm not some punk who just got called up to the big leagues. Know your place, and know your limitations.
Majima Goro
My mother always said, "if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all". But, my mother barely graduated high school, so what does she know? You suck, and nobody likes you.
HUNK
Nobody likes me? Oh, no! What am I gonna do? Oh, that's right, whatever I want to do because I don't need your approval.
Enough of your weaseling, you giant chicken. You're just a sleeping sheep, and the rooster's crowing that it's time to wake up. Because I'm the big, bad wolf, and I'm ready to strike. It's a regular barnyard bonanza in these parts. Yee-haw!

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Akasaka Mamoru
  2. Champion Bolo Reynolds (w/ Ushiromiya Battler support)
  • For King of Jobbers Title
  • 2/3 Falls

Wrestler Fall Method
Akasaka Mamoru Bolo Reynolds Pin
Bolo Reynolds Akasaka Mamoru Pin
Bolo Reynolds Akasaka Mamoru Pin
Winner Bolo Reynolds (2-1)