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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Sminem
Good night, TFR fans from all around the world.
First off, I'd like to start tonight's episode on a positive note.
I know what you might be thinking. I know how much you will miss our General Manager, Wright.
But draft rules are draft rules. His contract now belongs to BCW, even if he quit that place.
They can't force him to wrestle, but until he can settle those matters in court... He can't be back here either.
But we can't let that keep us down. We must move forward.
Hopefully, from now on, our relationship with BCW will be a more peaceful one.
We will try our best not to harass them or their talent, and we hope this is a mutual agreement.
Now, moving on... We still need a General Manager, don't we?
And you must be asking yourself: just who can live up to Wright's name?
Well, we decided to take a bit of a gamble.
We have faith that the roster we've built is full of wonderful talent.
Not only in the ring, but backstage too. We think every single one of our wrestlers is capable of anything.
So... We're gonna decide this based on merit.
There shall be a Royal Rumble match tonight. The winner, you must've guessed it by now... Will be our new General Manager.
We wish everyone good luck on that one.
But there's more! We've also settled our recent issues with our world champion himself, HUNK!
He's expected to make an appearence sometime tonight. With a little... surprise, too. Look forward to it!
The night is about to start It's time to sit back and enjoy the show!

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Russell Adler
  2. Bane
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Russell Adler Bane Pin
Winner Russell Adler

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Battler
Say, Bolo, are you booked tonight?
Bolo
Nah. I'm mourning.
Battler
Mourning? Who died?
Bolo
It's just... Wright, man... It pisses me off how things went with him!
I'll make things right, though! One day, I'll give all of those BCW bastards a taste of the big apple!
Battler
That's your catchphrase?
Bolo
Hey, better than going "UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" or whatever, isn't it?
Battler
I was just thinking about signing up for that Rumble!
Bolo
Gunning for Wright's position, huh? I disagree with it. I think they should just keep it vacant until he comes back!
Battler
No... To tell the truth, I just wanna wrestle again!
Bolo
Maybe you should challenge that bald guy... He's Mr. MITB, I think? I heard him talking trash about you the other day.
Battler
Who?
Bolo
...Nevermind. Doubt that match would be any good, either way.
But you just gave me a great idea. I might be against that Rumble in the first place, but...
If I sign up and win it... I could just call Wright and ask him for instructions!
It would be basically as if he was still here! That'd be my gift to him for all he taught me!
You'll do the same if you somehow pull it off too, right? Smart guy!
Remember! Wright makes right! I'm gonna go sign up!
Battler
...Aaaaahhh, what have I gotten myself into?

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Big Smoke
  2. Pixy
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Big Smoke Pixy Pin
Winner Big Smoke

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

TheRapist
Chris... The Chinese guy...
Chris
It can't be helped. You tried your best, but...
Without Leon around... I just don't have any motivation...
I need it, doc! I NEED HIS SPERM!
TheRapist
You could always go after someone else. I'm sure there's plenty of good men out there.
Chris
That's exactly what he'd say to my sister, DAMMIT! You're not making this any better!
TheRapist
Leon has been missing for a long while. For all we know, he might be dead by now.
You need to accept it, Chris. Move on.
Chris
No, I could never... NO ONE is a better match for Claire. NO ONE!
If he's dead, I'll find his body! I'll bring him back to life! I'll get goddamn Wesker to do it!
TheRapist
Wake up, Chris. Wesker isn't even here anymore.
Chris
Is your job crushing my dreams? Is that why you're here for?
TheRapist
...Chris...
Listen, I heard about a guy that wrestles here... He wears some kind of equipment while fighting...
I got one of those for you, too. Apparently it helps him focus on his matches.
C'mon, put it on.
Chris
...
Raiden
WOOOHOOO! I knew I was getting my name out there!
You hired me for some stress relief, right, doc? By the way, you're looking good today! This is your patient?
Hmmmm, what a hottie! A muscle girl, huh?! It's been a while since I last had my way with one!
Chris
...L-Leon?! LEON, IS THAT YOU?
Y-YOU'RE BACK, YOU LITTLE SHIT?! YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST GET AWAY THAT EASILY?
THAT'S IT, I'M READY TO MILK YOU! A LITER FOR EACH DAY YOU'VE BEEN MISSING!
Raiden
M-Milk me?! NOW WE'RE TALKING! LET'S DO THIS, BABE!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Raiden
  2. Chris Redfield
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Chris Redfield Raiden Pin
Winner Chris Redfield

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Akasaka Mamoru
  2. Hijiri Jyoji
  • For King of Jobbers Title #1 Contendership
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Akasaka Mamoru Hijiri Jyoji Pin
Winner Akasaka Mamoru

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Junpei
Man, thinking about it... Maybe the other Junpei had it better.
He's out there, making a name for himself on BCW, and I'm just...
I mean, I don't think my position on the card is that bad, but have you seen the SALARY?
Sure, I'm a college student, but come on now! I could get more at some shitty part time job!
BCW talent doesn't need to worry about money at all. Did I draw the short end of the stick?
It's quite depressing to realiz-
Carlos
Junpei! Don't go all sad on me now!
Your old buddy is back! Missed me?!
What's with the clothes, by the way? Where did you get those?
Junpei
...Who the hell are you?
And what do you mean? I've always been dressed like that!
Carlos
No... You don't remember me?! Y-You're kidding, right?
Come on, this place is already full of weird people. Let's get you out of here!
Junpei
What? No, I'm not going anywhere! This is the place I work at!
Carlos
Fuck, this must be another one of Zero's schemes!
I won't lose to him! I won't let him take my friends away!
I can't believe he brainwashed you in this history, Junpei...
He must've done horrible things, too... Dressing you like a sissy like that!
Junpei
Sissy? Ah, you've done it now!
Carlos
Don't worry, I'm here to save you! I'll punch you until your memories come back!

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Junpei
  2. Third Carlos
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Third Carlos Junpei Pin
Winner Third Carlos

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Apollo
...Beatrice isn't here... Neither is Amami...
I can finally check up on him.
Sometimes it's embarassing to do so when others are around.
...Come on, pick up the phone already!
...Hey, hello? Dad? Are you there?
How are things going over in BCW? Anything interesting to speak of? The murder case, maybe?
Oh, nothing? That's a shame.
I don't know much about TFR yet, so it's gonna take some time to make any real progress on my end.
...Yes, dad, I have eaten my vitamins.
Yes, I've said my prayers too.
...Is me being a real American all you care about?
Listen, I already told you. I'M FINE! I ' M   F I N E!
Amami
Apollo? What was that?!
Apollo
Uh, sorry, I gotta turn it off. I'll call you later!
Amami
Everything ok in here? Thought you got attacked or something.
Apollo
Y-Yeah, don't worry about it!
Beatrice
What a shame! If I found your body here it'd make for a perfect closed room mystery!
And with Battler around now... I'm sure he would enjoy trying to solve it!
*cackle*cackle*cackle*
Amami
Wishing death on your tag partner isn't a very nice thing to do, y'know?
Anyway, I think I heard something coming from the vents. I'll check it out.
Beatrice
As a witch, I have better things to do than be here. Farewell, Apollo!
Apollo
Were they worried about me or what?
...The vents, again? Can he get that out of his head?
Anyway... I have a match coming. I'll just stay here and warm up.
...That Micah guy still hasn't shown up...

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Amami Rantaro
  2. Micah Bell
  • Backstage Brawl

Wrestler Fall Method
Micah Bell Amami Rantaro Pin
Winner Micah Bell

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Shinguji Korekiyo
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Wrestler Fall Method
Apollo Justice Shinguji Korekiyo Pin
Winner Apollo Justice

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Zoomer
  2. Senator Armstrong
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Zoomer Senator Armstrong Pin
Winner Zoomer

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Leon
...I'm getting tired of this.
Where am I now?
???
Not one step further, intruder!
Leon
Huh? Who's there?
???
You have come within the perimeter of the princess!
I ask that you leave immediately, or I shall remove you myself!
Leon
A samurai? So you're Chinese too...
Oh, it's you, right? That guy from TFR...
...Raiden?
Raiden
Shut your mouth. I cannot allow someone with such stinky breath to come any closer to her!
Leon
My breath smells fine. It's just apple juice, for God's sake!
Anyway, that princess you're talking about... She's Chinese too, right?
Raiden
"Too"? Either way, indeed, she comes from COU China.
Leon
("COU"? So that's the current organization she's working for?)
(They must be better than Umbrella, at least...)
I knew it! Ada was a princess after all!
That must be why she is... So perfect... Mmhmmm...
Can I see her?
Raiden
No way! I must reject your request of bowing down to the princess and kissing her lovely feet!
That's a duty only a honorable man such as myself could perform! BEGONE!
Leon
Then I guess I might have to fight my way to where she is...

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Leon S. Kennedy
  2. Raiden
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Leon S. Kennedy Raiden Pin
Winner Leon S. Kennedy

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Extra
So, how has this new job been treating you?
Red
...Could be better, really.
I've been getting strange looks from that weird masked guy.
He didn't pay me any mind back at BCW, but now we're both here and he's just...
I don't know, I heard him talking about how there "aren't enough women around here"...
And how "he needed more friends for his sister".
Not like I'm afraid of that asshole, but it just makes me uncomfortable, really.
Extra
I mean, do you want me to take care of him?
Red
Pfffff...PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY?!
Extra
...Yeah? I'm a security guard, after all...
Red
No, thanks. You'd just end up in the hospital or worse.
Besides, he's not even my biggest problem right now.
The actual janitor of this place. The one that was here before I arrived...
He's just been a pain in the ass.
If he wants to do my job for me, sure, I'll take it, but...
He won't even let me enter the room when he's cleaning up!
Keeps saying I'm "temporarily banned" or whatever, and that cleaning isn't something "m'lady" should be doing...
I need to teach him a thing or two. Might even call him out for a match. If I win, he never talks to me again.
Extra
This is a new beginning for me. I might have failed in BCW, but I have a chance to start over!
You can thank me for this one later, Red.
Red
...Tre?
Hey, where are you going?
You can't be thinking...

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. The Janitor
  2. Extra
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
The Janitor Extra Pin
Winner The Janitor

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

White
jessr we did it we got 3 quid back
Jesse
mr whidt we did it we got drafted to teefer
White
what fuck jessa who alower that??
Jesse
we can expand oru horrizons mr waffle!
White
lastt time you sdaid this you wanted to open bamborgar joint jesca
donut worry i safe some of equipmetn left in rv we can bonce bark
Jesse
sorry mr canot make methé atm
White
why not???!?!/1?AGFDSG?
Jesse
man in wheelchair sell me ticket of aeroplçamne for island of ingerland
plane levign now no time to gete luggage mr wyatt
White
wtf why how mucher did tickat cost?
Jesse
3quid sir

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Kotomine Kirei & Maximillion Pegasus
  2. Champions The Sons of Sperdo (Donte & Vorgin)
  • For /v/ Tag Team Titles
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Fall Method
Kotomine Kirei Donte Pin
Kotomine Kirei Count-Out
Vorgin Maximillion Pegasus Pin
Winner The Sons of Sperdo

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Jayden
A-And then I told him that if he got in the ring...
He'd be in for a hell of a bumpy ride! I bet he was shaking when he heard that!
Miyao
Jayden... You really could pick your words better.
Jayden
What? That was the perfect response!
I'm a supergenius, don't you remember? That's why you're here in the first place!
Miyao
You mean you begged the boss to give me a contract.
Jayden
N-No, of course not! I just, hmmm... Negotiated with him!
I did you a favor because I thought you would have fun. You've watched wrestling before, no?
I mean, it's a sport about big, sweaty men grabbing each other and rolling on the ground, but...
...Wanna try it out?
Miyao
Huh?
Jayden
Ah, nothing! I just thought I needed a training partner, and...
I-I'm fine on my own! Really! You're already doing a lot just by being my manager!
Miyao
Your match is about to start, too, no? And I bet you wouldn't want to lose to that guy.
Don't think you have time to be doing any kind of training right now. Better save your energy.
Jayden
I do wanna teach you how to wrestle one day, though. Would be a waste otherwise.
Miyao
Yeah, I'm sure you do...
Jayden
Come on, I'm ready. Let's go out there and show them what Warcat is capable of!

Miyao and Jayden high-fived in a way that showed they were men who knew each other well.

Agent 47
...
This place is crawling with queers.

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Arikado Genya
  2. Jayden (w/ Mitake Miyao support)
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Arikado Genya Jayden Pin
Winner Arikado Genya

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Bevi
  2. Mastema
  3. Boomer
  4. Van Darkholme
  5. Fred Jones
  6. Tazuna Joe
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Bolo Reynolds
  9. Dutch van der Linde
  10. JC Denton
  11. The Janitor
  12. Andrew Dobson
  13. Komaeda Nagito
  14. Shrek
  15. V
  16. Ushiromiya Battler
  17. Chad
  18. Ilya Kuvshinov
  19. Russell Adler
  20. John Bradford
  21. Kong Wenge
  22. Senator Armstrong
  • Royal Rumble

Eliminations
# Wrestler Eliminated
#1 Boomer Bevi
#2 Van Darkholme Boomer
Fred Jones
#3 Tazuna Joe Geralt of Rivia
#4 Bolo Reynolds Mastema
Tazuna Joe
#5 Tazuna Joe Bolo Reynolds
#6 JC Denton Van Darkholme
#7 Dutch van der Linde The Janitor
#8 Andrew Dobson Dutch van der Linde
#9 Andrew Dobson JC Denton
#10 Andrew Dobson Fred Jones
#11 Tazuna Joe Shrek
#12 V Komaeda Nagito
#13 Chad Tazuna Joe
#14 Ilya Kuvshinov Andrew Dobson
#15 John Bradford Ushiromiya Battler
Note Rumble crashed

  1. Chad
  2. V
  3. Nakamura Shinsuke
  4. Ilya Kuvshinov
  5. Russell Adler
  6. John Bradford
  7. Kong Wenge
  8. Senator Armstrong
  9. Brendan Fraser
  10. Chris Redfield
  11. Agent 47
  12. Kotomine Kirei
  13. Robert
  14. Spazz Maticus
  15. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  16. Third Carlos
  17. Akasaka Mamoru
  18. Dr. Piccolo
  19. Maximillion Pegasus
  20. Rean Schwarzer
  • Royal Rumble

Eliminations
# Wrestler Eliminated
#1 V Kong Wenge
#2 John Bradford Chad
#3 V Brendan Fraser
#4 Nakamura Shinsuke Russell Adler
#5 Senator Armstrong V
#6 Ilya Kuvshinov Nakamura Shinsuke
#7 Chris Redfield John Bradford
#8 Agent 47 Ilya Kuvshinov
#9 Senator Armstrong Chris Redfield
#10 Robert Agent 47
#11 Third Carlos Spazz Maticus
#12 Akasaka Mamoru Senator Armstrong
#13 Kotomine Kirei Dr. Piccolo
#14 Third Carlos Ushiromiya Kinzo
#15 Third Carlos Rean Schwarzer
#16 Maximillion Pegasus Robert
#17 Maximilion Pegasus Third Carlos
#18 Akasaka Mamoru Kotomine Kirei
#19 Maximillion Pegasus Akasaka Mamoru
Winner Maximillion Pegasus

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Majima Goro
  2. Sam Stone
  3. Shaggy Rogers
  • For /v/ Title #1 Contendership
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Fall Method
Majima Goro Shaggy Rogers Pin
Winner Majima Goro

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Gordon
I've waited... Waited for far too long for a savior to appear.
Batman, you didn't answer my call. Neither did anyone else.
I should've taken action sooner!
And now, in a cruel twist of fate, it's all over.
He's... He's gone... Far away from me.
He's is in BCW, and I'm not.
Why... Why did it have to turn out this way?
All I wanted was to be drafted there too.
All I wanted was to be close to him, so I could-
Dutch
I see you've got your sight sets on BCW...
Well, ain't ya lucky? I was also thinking of infiltrating that place myself.
There's a boy that needs my rescue there. He needs my guidance!
So worry not, my friend! I have a plan!
Gordon
You mean you can get me there?
It's something really important to me. No, to everyone.
Dutch
Now, this certainly won't be an easy task, but I do intend to find my way in there, yes!
And a little help could always come in handy, if you don't mind. We have similar goals, do we not?
Gordon
So, you too...
I'll aid you. I'll do anything it takes to see him again... And to find someone willing to do the job.
Dutch
Oh, from the way you talked, I thought you were fond of whoever that feller you're talking about is.
Gordon
Not quite. I've been looking for someone to deal with him for a while. To put an end to his madness.
Dutch
If you don't find anyone else who'd take the job... I could do it. As long as we manage to get in BCW, I think it would be a fair trade.
It's not the first time I've done this sort of thing.
Gordon
(Aaaah, just when I thought I would never be able to do it!)
(I can't believe I've met a man like him... An experienced rapist?)
(All I have to do is help him get inside BCW, and then... He'll rape the Joker.)
(He'll give him the deep dicking he deserves!)
(He'll give him the rectal prolapse of a lifetime!)
(He might not be Batman... But he'll do.)

BONUS: 20 Years Simulated Universe[edit | edit source]

OP simulated the TFR 2k19 universe on each event for 12 years, then jumped to the final year on the RokkenjimaWrestlemania, which concluded on the main event of Ushiromiya Battler against the champion DA BIG DAWG for the final wrestling match ever. However, like any good ending, the result of this legendary match was not shown.

  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. HUNK
  • For /v/ Title
  • Singles

Winner HUNK
  1. Walter White
  2. HUNK
  • For /v/ Title
  • Singles

Winner HUNK
Notes
Literal anime moment
  1. Walter White
  2. HUNK
  • For /v/ Title
  • Singles

Winner HUNK
Notes
Literal anime moment
  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. HUNK
  • For /v/ Title
  • Singles

Winner HUNK
  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. Roman Reigns
The End of Anything and Everything and Wrestling
  • For /v/ Title
  • Singles

Winner ???