S7E4/BCW

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Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Emperor
  2. Tonegawa Yukio
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Emperor Tonegawa Yukio Pin
Winner Emperor

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Cabanela
  2. Susuhara Suzumu
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Susuhara Suzumu Cabanela Pin
Winner Susuhara Suzumu

Lore 1[edit | edit source]

York
Akagi's White Comet himself, huh? May I ask you a few questions?
Ryosuke
And you are?
York
Agent Francis York Morgan. But please, call me York. That's what everyone calls me.
Ryosuke
I see no problem in answering them, Mr. Morg-
York
York.
I hope you don't mind if I brought some coffee for the both of us.
Ryosuke
I don't mind at all, thank you.
This one has an odd taste to it.
York
It's supposed to. This is "Carajillo", a nice beverage in Spanish speaking countries.
See, it's normal coffee, but with an added dose of liquor or whiskey.
...You don't have to drink if you don't want to.
Anyway, about this "Emperor"...
Ryosuke
I'm well aware of him. His real name is Sudo Kyoichi, the team he races with is "Emperor".
But he and I, we've raced before.
York
Is that so? Interesting, so he refers to himself as the team itself.
Odd that his name is "Sudo Kyoichi", considering his Spanish accent.
Ryosuke
Spanish?
York
The Sudo I've encountered not only has a Spanish accent, but he also speaks Spanish.
Does that sound like your "Emperor"?
Ryosuke
Don't make me laugh, what kind of Spanish person races in the mountains of Japan.
But... Are you sure about that? I thought it was the real deal. Maybe I could analyze the satellite data...
York
An imposter that wishes he were the real deal.
Even then, this imposter knows his stuff, even if his information is wrong on some occasions.
He mentioned a "Simulation X", is that something from the "real Emperor"?
Ryosuke
Simulation X...
It's his "special racing technique". Strange of him to have such a technique while also having a crippling inability to turn right.
York
That's all I need to know, although I'm sure in your case it wasn't a punch to the delicates.
Thank you for your support, Ryosuke. I'll come to you if I have any more questions on the matter.
Ryosuke
If that happens, please let me pick out the beverages...

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Micah Bell
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  • Backstage Brawl

Wrestler Fall Method
Johnny Knoxville Micah Bell Pin
Winner Johnny Knoxville

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Sugimoto Saichi
  2. Store Manager
  3. Manuel Calavera
  4. Lucid
  5. Saten
  6. Simon Blackquill
  7. The Brawler
  8. YandereDev
  • 8-Man
  • Elimination

Wrestler Fall Method
YandereDev Manuel Calavera Pin
The Brawler Saten Pin
Lucid YandereDev Pin
The Brawler Store Manager Pin
Simon Blackquill Sugimoto Saichi Pin
The Brawler Simon Blackquill Pin
Lucid The Brawler Pin
Winner Lucid

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

G-Man
EYYYY, NICE OF YOU TO INVITE US OVER TO THE GAMBLING PARLOR, EH?
AND I SEE YA MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI TOO!
James
Feel free to have as much as you'd like, sir.
G-Man
MY ASSOCIATES DIDN'T EVEN COME TODAY! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW WHAT DEY'RE MISSIN' ON!
James
I feel like it's better we discuss those matters in private, either way.
You've heard about our latest deals, right? The amount of doses we got from that doctor...
Might have been too many, even. Which is why I came over to make a deal with your family.
We wanted to know if you're interested in taking any of it, and what you'd offer to us in exchange.
G-Man
EYYYY NOW OUR BUSINESS IS A BIT DIFFERENT THAN DAT!
WE JUST BEEN TAKIN CARE OF MAKING SURE...
THAT A FEW PEOPLE MAKE THE RIGHT BADDA-BING BADDA-BOOM CHOICES YA UNDERSTAND?
James
So, I take it you're not interested...
G-Man
NOT IN THE PRODUCT I AIN'T, FUGGEDABOUTIT, BUT IF YA'D LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND...
I THINK I'VE TAKEN QUITE A LIKING TO YOUR GABBAGOOL!
James
Uhhh... Thanks, sir. I truly appreciate it.
...To tell the truth, though, I don't think things are turning out that well in my gang.
It just feels like it's headed towards a dead end.
I was wondering... Is there maybe anything you could do for me?
G-Man
OOOO, I HEARD ABOUT THAT BOSS OF YOURS, HE'S QUITE DE SFIGATA! UN PEZZO DI MERDA!
WHY DON'T YA JOIN OUR FAMIGLIA INSTEAD, EH?
I COULD MAKE YOU THE UNDERBOSS IN NO TIME! YOU'VE GOT THE POTENTIAL!
James
That sounds magnificent, sir!
...I suppose we wouldn't have to be afraid of my former partners, either.
G-Man
IF DEY CAME TO ME...
DEY SHOULD PREPARE FOR CONSEQUENCES DEY CAN'T FORESEE AND WHATNOTS CAPISCHE?
James
I see. In that case, I think it's the right move for me to accept your offer.
What's the first order of business, boss?
G-Man
EY YA LET ME DIGEST ALL OF THIS FIRST ALRIGHT?

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Gale
  2. Regigigas
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Regigigas Gale Pin
Winner Regigigas

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Zen
First time I've helped out in catering, but it turned out quite well.
What do you guys think?
Red
This tastes really good! Sure gonna help in my match later.
Hagakure
Dude, you've got talent growing those vegetables!
...Think you could grow some... special stuff for me later?
Zen
Well, that depends... Hahahah...
Power
...
WHERE IS THE MEAT? WHERE IS THE TASTY STUFF?!
'TIS RIDICULOUS! I'M GOING TO THAT OTHER COMPANY! I BET THEY HAVE BETTER STUFF TO EAT!
HOW WILL MY BRAIN EVEN REACH ITS MAXIMUM POTENTIAL WITHOUT PROPER NUTRIENTS???
Zen
Do you... Not like vegetables?
Power
It's not that I don't like them, I HATE THEM! I'D RATHER BE SHOT THAN EAT THOSE!
Zen
Hahah... You've got some nerve...
Saying this kind of shit to my face!
Power
And you've got some nerve serving this kind of shit on my plate!
Seriously? CARROTS?! AND LETTUCE?!!! 'TIS UNFORGIVABLE!
Zen
That's it... I'll make you like them!
From this day on, you'll enjoy every single vegetable I feed you!
As long as I beat you up, you won't be able to say no, will you?
Power
GAHAHAHAHAHA! So you're saying that winning a match gives you the right to decide what others eat?
Great! Then I shall save this company!
When I remove all veggies from the menu, everyone will thank me!
I'll be elected Prime Minister in no time! THE GLORY WILL BE MINE! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zen
Just shut up already... You piss me off...

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Kubota Zen
  2. Power
  • Singles
  • No DQ

Wrestler Fall Method
Power Kubota Zen Pin
Winner Power

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Dumbledore
Excellent! Amazing display of resiliency!
And I see you are also dressed as a Gryffindor student, Keiichi!
You all are truly commendable! A hundred points to the Soul Brothers!
Eikichi
Man, that's a bummer! I bet everyone else was looking forward to the show, too...
But I ain't gonna be cryin' about it!
In fact, I was starting to think this stage might be too small for The Great Michel!
It's time for Gas Chamber to aim for even higher grounds!
Cronos
Like the second floor of the Slifer Red dormitory?
Garithos
Or Stonetalon Peak? I heard a few nasty night elves have been roaming around there...
Gassing sounds like a very effective way to purge them all!
Eikichi
No, no, listen, guys, I've got a plan!
I saw a really cool RV outside the arena the other day. It seems to be around quite a bit.
Well, my old friend Nanjo is LOADED. I'll ask him to do me a favor, and maybe we could buy it off!
Touring around in that would be great! The babes would be all over us!

White
jesr why didnt you break up thep in jessa???
Jesse
sorry mr whiff i was high xdXDDDD
White
now half of our earirngs are gone and the other half is going to skylars alimony its fucking over jesse
Jesse
dont worry mr whiz ive got it all figured out
White
jesser i already todl you we are not gona sell heisenburger im not mcdonadls faggot
Jesse
its not that mr whey i master negotiateor sold RV to teen boy for 3 quid
White
jesska what fuck this is or only soruce of income
Jesse
jstu mvoe to undergroumd lab xDDXXDXD
White
we sold thatoff becasuef of steam wintr sales gift for gustsavo fringe youdumb fuck
are we going to need to fight the,mto keep RV jesse???
Jesse
o yea i forget to mention mr width
I put spelcial clause o ncotnract if they win match they get RV for free

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Mishina Eikichi & Nanjo Kei
  2. The Methé (Walter White & Jesse Pinkman)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Fall Method
Walter White Mishina Eikichi Pin
Winner The Methé

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Reigen Arataka
  2. Laius Thorden
  3. Stork
  • Triple-Threat
  • Extreme Rules

Wrestler Fall Method
Laius Thorden Stork Pin
Winner Laius Thorden

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Red
  2. Hisoka
  • Singles
  • No DQ

Wrestler Fall Method
Hisoka Red Pin
Winner Hisoka

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Charles
Mmmmm, but will you consider it, pleeeease?
We've got a few deals that will get us some big money coming up!
The Son
Boss, we've got a truckload of pills coming up.
Charles
Give me a second here, I'm in the middle of an important phone call.
Sorry, baby... So, I already got you a Grand Mansion and a Lambo just this past week...
I can get you a lot more, if you just agree to this date with me!
Pls honey~
The Son
...
What the fuck is this all about?
Are you wasting our hard-earned money on some whore?
Charles
Ah, sorry, baby, I'm gonna have to hang up! I-I'll talk to you soon!
...Listen, it's not what you think...
You would be wise to calm down and take a step back right now.
The Son
Oh, I know exactly what this is! No wonder the family funds were lower than they should have been lately!
I thought that shit was just how much you were expending on marketing, but I guess I was wrong, huh?
Well, I thinking about it, maybe I should take the reins myself...
Charles
N-No! You can't do this!
J-James?! Doppio?! W-WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The Son
Yeah, you fuck off!
Alright! It's time to bring my boys to this gang!
Richter
...Can I go home now?
The Son
Just one more thing.
The Father
...Gotta get a drip.

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Shoji Shingo & Narihisago Akihito
  2. Mafia City (The Father & V)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Fall Method
The Father Narihisago Akihito Pin
Winner Mafia City

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

After managing to defeat the God, Spazz takes his next step forward.
He returns to the King of Kings's own private room, ready to take him on this time around.
However, the person he finds there isn't the man he was looking for.
Instead, Spazz now crosses paths with a different King, who looks to stop him from conquering yet another location in his mad journey!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Spazz Maticus (w/ Ares)
  2. Sinbad
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Spazz Maticus Sinbad Pin
Winner Spazz Maticus

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Junpei
...
Kusabi
...
Junpei
...
Kusabi
...
Junpei
Well, w-
Kusabi
SEE, I TOLD YOU, FUCK WRESTLING! WRESTLING CAN SUCK MY DICK!
Junpei
...
Kusabi
...
Junpei
It's probably time for me to go home...
T-Thanks for the help, I guess. Even if we lost to two little girls.
Kusabi
Not so fast! The one who needs your help right now is me!
Junpei
D-Do you really? What can I do?
Kusabi
50000 yen.
Junpei
Huh?
Kusabi
50000 yen. I need it right now.
Junpei
Like I'd have that sort of money on me!
And even if I did, why would I loan it out to you?!
Kusabi
Because I taught you a valuable lesson today, what else?!
Junpei
I don't think wrestling is as bad as you've said, alright? I just got unlucky this time around!
...And the other time... And the time before that...
W-Well, who cares?! Point is, I don't have anything to give you, can I go ho-
...
Kusabi
What? Saw a fuckin' ghost or something?
Junpei
The ad playing on that TV right now...
Kusabi
Mafia City, huh? Those guys been givin' money away just like that?
Sounds sketchy... The name, too.
...You wanna check it out, kid?
Junpei
Wait, me too? I mean, I'm curious...
Kusabi
Don't be a drama queen. I'm a cop, you'll be fine.
I wanna take a look at what those assholes are doin' up close.
Best case scenario, they're clean and I leave with my 50000 yen.
Junpei
Ah, I see! Sounds like the perfect job for Iori Junpei, Ace Detective!
Kusabi
More like stupid faggot little cocksucker.

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. The Bystery Busters (Apollo Justice & Amami Rantaro & Beatrice)
  2. CIA (Russell Adler & Bell & Davis)
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination
  • KOs

Wrestler Fall Method
Beatrice Russell Adler Pin
Davis Beatrice K.O.
Davis Amami Rantaro K.O.
Bell Apollo Justice K.O.
Winner CIA

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Keiichi
Heh, I guess that meeting wasn't about anything interesting at all.
Okabe
Indeed... They must all be operating undercover...
Irie
Aaaaahhh, what a waste of my time!
Well, I'll be off now!
I just bought a new maid outfit... Maybe Satoko will want to try it out!
Tomitake
Ahahahah, actually, I just remembered!
They wanted me to take photos for the website renders of the new champions!
So... I'll be going too. See you later!
Keiichi
I guess it's just us again, eh?
Is there anything you feel like doing? I'm kinda tired from wrestling so much lately.
Okabe
Well...
(Everyone's gone... And it would probably be smart to tell him before the others...)
(This is my chance. How should I go about it?)
You see, there's somet-
Extra
Guys! We need your help! The champion, Rakesh, went missing!
Keiichi
...Who the hell are you?!
Extra
I-I work for security around here!
Okabe
FUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You certainly don't look the part!
(...Dammit. Not now!)
Extra
Either way... A bunch of people backstage are helping on the search. Can you do the same?
Keiichi
Well, we were looking for something to do, weren't we?
Why don't we bet on it, Okarin?
Okabe
...
Aaah! Of course! Of course! But don't you dare think you can beat Hououin Kyouma at this!
Extra
Hey, wait a moment, you two! There's something on the TV!
Sonozakis
Bonjour.
I see all of you seem to be interested on a certain someone's whereabouts...
A certain foreigner was acting way too disrespectful around these parts.
I'm afraid he had to be dealt with.
It was ze will of the people backstage that ze outsider would pay for his crimes.
May this serve as a lesson to all of you.
You have been warned.
Kaidou
...Rakesh...
No... Impossible! I wasn't able to protect you from The Dark Reunion!
Wait, where are you guys going? Are you stopping the search just like that?!
Bevi
Heh, nothing that can be done... I guess he just got... Unlucky.
Kaidou
...You think I'm giving up that easy?
Even if I have to go up against an entire organization by myself... Rakesh was my friend!
I won't ever fail him again! I'll get Rakesh back!
AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME! FOR I AM THE JET-BLACK WINGS!

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Makunouchi Ippo (w/ Kamogawa Genji)
  2. Champion Eren Yeager
  • For Literal Who Title
  • 2/3 Falls

Wrestler Fall Method
Eren Yeager Makunouchi Ippo Pin
Makunouchi Ippo Eren Yeager Pin
Eren Yeager Makunouchi Ippo Pin
Winner Eren Yeager

BONUS[edit | edit source]

Soul Brothers' Table Activity[edit | edit source]

  1. Irie Kyousuke
  2. Okabe Rintarou
  3. Tomitake Jirou
  4. Ooishi Kuraudo
  5. Maebara Keiichi
Soul Brothers Tables Madness
  • Fatal 5-Way
  • Tables
  • Elimination

Wrestler Fall Method
Tomitake Jirou Okabe Rintarou Table Break
Maebara Keiichi Irie Kyousuke Table Break
Tomitake Jirou Maebara Keiichi Table Break
Tomitake Jirou Ooishi Kuraudo Table Break
Winner Tomitake Jirou
Notes
Ooishi mindbroken after failing to find a table under the ring for 5 minutes only for Tomitake to instantly find one in the other side.
Ooishi after being hit by Tomitake and brought back to his senses.
Ooishi hitting Tomitake after being back to his senses.
Tomitake smiling his friend is back.

Sinbad's Match #3[edit | edit source]

  1. Sinbad
  2. Kaidou Shun
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Sinbad Kaidou Shun Pin
Winner Sinbad

Sinbad's Match #4[edit | edit source]

  1. Sinbad
  2. Date Kaname
  • Singles

Wrestler Fall Method
Date Kaname Sinbad Pin
Winner Date Kaname