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The Call That Saved The Light[edit | edit source]

???
We've got some really competent people on the case...
The best of the best, a group of people that I believe will have what it takes when it matters most.
But still... It seems like we need something more.
We can't take any risks. We must ensure our victory.
So, why don't you head there, as well?
I'm sure you'll be a big help.
Besides, I'll be fine by myself. I've made sure of it. So... Thanks for having my back, but you should get going.
We need to save Coolsville. But most importantly, to stop this chaos. To save wrestling.
And other than you... I can only think of one more person who could really help us out.
Guess it doesn't hurt to try. I'll give him a call.
Leon...........

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Rando
  2. Third Carlos
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Rando Winner

Justice Kicku[edit | edit source]

  1. Sareth
  2. George Jackman
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Sareth Winner

TFR Tag-Team Championship: The End of Dreams[edit | edit source]

Extra
I've heard it said before, "good things come to those who wait". Man, were they right!
I've been trying to make it in this business for a while, and it's finally paying off!
Now would you look at that? I'm a champion! Alongside Mr. HUNK nonetheless!
If it wasn't for him, I could've never made it...
I guess this mask is my good luck charm now. I'll keep it on wherever I go!
Besides, it's a way to show him how much I respect what he did. Show my gratitude, too.
Oh, right. Central called me to his office. I think I already know what this is about. Great start to an awesome first show as champion!
Central
So... You know why I called you into my office, right?
Extra
To congratulate me on the title win?
Central
Well, actually, I haven't done that yet, so yeah, congratulations!
But really, do you not know? About your partner?
Extra
Hm? What about Mr. HUNK? Is he late or something?
He should be here by now, right?
Central
HUNK... Isn't showing up to work today. Or any other day, for that matter.
Not in TFR at least. His contract expired last week.
Extra
His... WHAT?!
Y-You're joking, right?
Central
We've been in negotiations for a while, but... We're going through rough times.
We simply couldn't afford to meet his demands. So he left.
As the Head of Talent Relations, It was my duty to explain this to you. He was your partner after all.
I'm really sorry about all this. If we weren't in such a fragile state... We'd have done our best to keep him.
Extra
M-Mr. HUNK... So... That's w-what you meant...
Central
Hopefully Sandro, as the Head of Creative, can figure out something good for you. In the meantime, just hang out backstage. Try to have some fun and take your mind off it!
Extra
O-Okay. There's a lot do digest here. S-Sorry...
Central
Hey, if you need any help, just knock on my office. I've been pretty busy but it's also my job to make sure people are having a good time around here.
Extra
Thanks... I'll... Figure something out...
Mr. HUNK... Why didn't you tell me?
We could've found a better solution together...
Did it really n-need to come to this?
I'm not sure I can keep-
...
That's it! I need to stop pitying myself!
His legacy, the things he taught me... I need to make it all count in that ring!
Go out there and give these people what they want to see! And when Creative gives me an opportunity, I'll grasp it with all of my strength!
Mr. HUNK! I'll keep those tag team titles... And this mask... Until you can come back! Because I know you will!
Red
Hey, Tre! What's going on? Did you hear the big news yet?
Extra
Hm? Is there something else I haven't heard about?
Red
Guess who's getting a tag team title shot tonight!
Dutch sure has some influence around here! He got me and Papillon booked for that!
Extra
Uh... R-Really?
Red
The strongest stable around is slowly but surely taking over this show!
Better yet, I'll get to prove to you once again who the best wrestler in the house is!
Loser pays for dinner? How about that?
Extra
I mean, I haven't gotten paid yet, so, like...
Red
Oh, there's one small detail, though... They couldn't find a partner for you...
Am I the only one who's willing to put up with you? Maybe you should show your appreciation once in a while, y'know? Heh!
Well, with or without that old man by your side, one hothead driver is all it takes.
See ya later, soon-to-be loser! Hahahah!
Extra
H-Handicap? Y-You can't be serious...

  1. Champion Extra
  2. The PlanRed & Papillon
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Elimination
  • Handicap

Elimination By Details
Extra Red Count-out
The Plan Winner

Zoo Threat[edit | edit source]

  1. Cow Tools
  2. Mario
  3. Wayne
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Cow Tools Mario
Mario Winner

Berserker Brawl FINAL: Battle Scars From NXT[edit | edit source]

Central
Next up, we have the long-awaited finals of "Berserker Brawl"!
They say the cream always rises to the top, and this definitely seems to be the case here!
Because Ryan Rave, the man with the highest workrate in all of TFR, and his old NXT rival, Colombo Spice, have made it to the final 2.
Many have fallen victim to their amazing in-ring skills, but now they face each other in a clash of not only strengths, but also ideals!
As far as Colombo goes, he has a lot to thank his manager Dutch for.
With his vast experience in the business, Dutch has come up with flawless strategies that have helped his protegé in making it this far.
Although some would say, and I'd be inclined to agree, that rather than having a good plan... Colombo has been straight up cheating!
Power
Hm? There has been no cheating in this tournament!
Name ONE instance where he didn't win fairly!
Central
Well, there was the count-out in the quarterfinals... His opponent was already back in the ring by then.
Power
I-I meant TWO!
Central
His match against Dutch was clearly and admittedly fixed. Dutch agreed to lay down for him beforehand.
Power
Did I say two? I WANTED TO SAY FIVE!
Central
He hasn't even had that many matches!
Power
GAHAHAHAHAHA! Got the liar! False accusations will not stand in Power's court of law!
Central
...Talking about Colombo, let's take a look at what is going on backstage.
Narration
"The Man with a Plan", Dutch
"The Lone Wolf of Infamy", Colombo Spice
Dutch
This is it. Tonight is our big night!
Not only are you gonna win Berserker Brawl for us, but I've also managed to get Red and Papillon a Tag Team Titles match! And with perfect timing, as well!
And with you already having that Bad to the Bone title... All that will be left is the World Title!
Guess what? The winner of Berserker Brawl gets a shot at that, too!
I can already taste victory...
But I know Ryan is a tough one. We're gonna need a real good plan to take him down.
So that's why I've been thinking about this one all week. When you go out there-
Colombo
Yeah, Dutch... That ain't gonna work.
Dutch
Hm? What do you mean? You didn't even let me explain.
Colombo
No, what I mean is... This time, I don't want your help. Or anyone's help, for that matter.
Dutch
Back with the "Lone Wolf" talk? I already proved to you, kid! Wolves hunt in packs!
Colombo
It's not that. Not this time around.
Rather, it's about my opponent, specifically. I don't need anyone's help to beat Ryan.
And this isn't me being cocky. It's just something I need to prove! To myself, and to everyone out there!
My business with him... Es personal. We go way, way back. Further than you could even imagine.
Dutch
Didn't expect to hear this kind of thing coming from your mouth.
But I understand. Where I come from, honor is a big thing, too.
So all that's left for me... Is to have faith in you. Don't disappoint us. The plan relies on it.
Colombo
Yeah... I've got this. Once I'm done with Ryan, he won't be happy to be here anymore.
Dutch
I'll bet on that.

  1. 'The Heart and Soul of TFR' Ryan Rave
  2. 'The Lone Wolf of Infamy' Colombo Spice
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Colombo Spice Winner

Star General, Rock-solid Talent and Birthday Girl[edit | edit source]

  1. Phi
  2. Phosphophyllite
  3. Ame-chan
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Phi Ame-chan
Ame-chan Winner

Birthday girl botched but still went over. Thank you Phi.

Invasion of Production Truck, Live on TV[edit | edit source]

Joe
Intruder alert! Intruder alert! We have been invaded!
Get them out of the premises as soon as possible!
Use of "force" is authorized!
Protect the production truck with everything you have!
Saten
Heh. As if any of you could hope to even kiss our feet one day.
Time to put the final nail in the "coffin" of this company.
And the whole "world" will get to see it, live!
Sam
Not if I have anything to say about it.
And oh, do I have a fuckload of things to say!
You've made a serious mistake, pal.
You've pissed off the board of directors. And they pay really well, you know?
Saten
I guess this is it, then?
A fight to the death! Exactly "what" I was expecting!
Sam
Damn right! I'm not holding "anything" back!

Meanwhile, Exciting Tables Action![edit | edit source]

  1. Kido Reiji
  2. Shoji Shingo
  3. Jonesy
  4. Apollo Justice
  5. Donte
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Fatal-5-Way
  • Elimination
  • Tables

Elimination By
Kido Reiji Donte
Shoji Shingo
Donte Apollo Justice
Jonesy
Apollo Justice Winner

Buying time and Apollo autism: the match.

The Fall of TFR[edit | edit source]

Central
This is bad... We've been invaded, and it sounds like a big problem!
I guess there's no other choice...
Power, I know you want to help, but I'm the "one" who has to step up!
I need to make sure our talent gets away safe!
So please, go away! Leave the arena immediately! "This" is the priority here!
...Power?
Oh, uh... Good on you for following orders.
Whoever is making a "fuss", come out already! "We" aren't going down without a fight!
Balrog
A fight? Better get those "checks" ready. And put them in my name!
But it's not like this company will be able to afford my fee once I'm done with you!
Central
O-Oh yeah?! Come on, then! I'll defend the people of this company with my life!
Balrog
What a waste.
Yeah! Sounds like I found a new punching bag! Let's have some fun!
Sam
They... Seriously don't pay me enough for this shit.
Saten
My salutations to "those" watching all around the world!
You may one day be able to say you were fortunate enough to witness a "historical" moment live.
Because with one swift "move"... We have once again exposed how "fragile" TFR really is.
We have seized complete "control", and blown past all of their "security" effortlessly.
Although you could also argue that such a "thing" was only possible due to our "unfathomable" power.
But still... Consider this a "warning". "We" are not stopping here.
The "future"... Is ours for the taking.
Farewell... And fear "us".
Kyle
...Shit, it all just keeps tumbling down, huh?
The last thing TFR needed at this point was ANOTHER scandal of this magnitude.
There'll be a big mess to clean up, that's for sure.
And that's if there's even anything left by then...
Even still... I can't let it all go...

Future of Wrestling Championship: The Future of Wrestling's Open Challenge Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Kaidou Shun is #AllElite
  2. Champion Eugene Chaud is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW Future of Wrestling
  • Singles

Eugene Chaud Winner

Countout botch so restart.

Rope grabbed botch so another restart.

Amakusa's CHARACTER-DEVELOPMENT DRIVEN Announcement[edit | edit source]

Amakusa
Great to be Amakusa tonight at Here Elite.
Coming up we've got a main announcement but also a few little announcements we have within this big announcement that I'm looking forward to announcing to all of you
First of all tonight we'll have the Hardcore Ass Motherfucker Championship match between Ryuki and our champion Zagreus in which we'll determine who has the biggest ass
In all of AEW motherfuckers alongside that much like last week our World Champion will put his title on the line on an open challenge to prove he's not afraid of anything
And specially not bad booking which you would of course not see here in AEW as we plan things way far ahead of time like
Even before the scientifically proven big bang happened we already had this open challenge planned out and it's all working wonders so far
Among our flawless decisions comes also our partnership with the Make A Wish foundation that is sure to put us on the history books once again as we recently got to fulfill
The dreams of yet another young competitor who always wanted to be a AEW megastar in a epic bout but if you wanna talk about history and science-retconning tier debuts
You needto pay attention because TONIGHT we'll have the biggest of them all the greatest capture to ever step foot in AEW
Those at "The Fed" better be preparing their caskets because soon enough that company will rest in peacemmmmmmgugrgugghhh after the ratings numbers
And the most legendary legends around then be ready because tonight is the night and the night is not only young its a FUCKING baby when we're around so light the fuse
Break the rules and LETS FUCKING GO!

Hardcore Ass Motherfucker Championship: Hardcore Ass Match for the Hardcore Ass Motherfucker Title[edit | edit source]

  1. Ryuki Kuruto is #AllElite
  2. Champion Zag "5'0 Reus is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Ambulance Arena
  • Championship: AEW Hardcore Ass Motherfucker
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Ambulance

Zag "5'0" Reus Winner

Oceanic Artic Contenders[edit | edit source]

  1. Travis Fuckhead is #AllElite
  2. Demi-fiend is #AllElite
  3. Joe Merrick is #AllElite
  4. Peppino is #AllElite
  5. Akasaka Mamoru is #AllElite
  6. Perc Jones is #AllElite
  7. "Alucard" is #AllElite
  8. Yamada is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Hired Arena
  • Contendership: AEW All-Arctic Circle #1 Contender
  • Scaffold Ladder

Peppino Winner

A Post in the Rain[edit | edit source]

York
That latest case sure is something else, don't you think, Zach?
But I would think we're on the right track.
Only a true professional could have killed people in such a way.
This narrows the list of suspects down quite a lot. Whoever the culprit is, they're used to killing people.
And I think I just have a good idea of who it could be...
That review we just did at HQ really made things a lot clearer.
Now, let's rest up, shall we?
But first... I've been thinking... You know, Zach... AEW really hit the nail in the head last week!
That "Water" match was sure innovative, to say the least.
The storytelling was phenomenal. And it had callbacks to excellent movies such as "Jaws", 1975, directed by Steven Spielberg.
When that shark appeared, and the desperate mom yelled for everyone to get back in the ring... You could feel the dread!
It's a shame that not everyone could really grasp its intricacies.
I mean, look at this comment: "L O L, how can you call this wrestling? They aren't even trying to make something watchable!"
Time for us to give this gentleman some education, right? Let's write up a reply...
Hmmmm... There we go! Maybe he'll change his mind about it, now.
But Zach, I do have one question myself...
Just what is that in the distance?

AEW Trios Championship: One Man Down[edit | edit source]

  1. The U.S.S.VECTOR & Ghost are #AllElite
  2. Champions The Royal FamilyNero & Vergil are #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW Trios
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Ghost Vergil
The Royal Family Winner

VOD (Part 2/2)


Crashing of all Dreams[edit | edit source]

Extra
T-That was rough...
M-Mr HUNK... I'm sorry... I failed you...
I couldn't do it... I couldn't keep those titles... I...
...
I should talk to Central. He said he's the one who can help guys like me. One of the few people backstage who have always supported my career...
What?! An attack? Did I miss something?
Announcer
Chief Content Officer and Head of Talent Relations Central was gravely hurt in an altercation during the invasion.
He was promptly taken to a local medical facility with severe injuries.
Extra
Central...
I can't stand seeing this... Gotta change the channel...
Amakusa
...And just who is coming out here?
Who else other than the biggest signing in AEW history!
HUNK is here! He has come to AEW to reunite with his U.S.S. BROTHERS!
Extra
M-Mr. HUNK? I-In AEW?!! Y-You're kidding, right?!
And it's like... Like this is just another day for him.
D-Did he really not even... C-Consider...?!
Red
Guess what, Tre? THE CHAMP IS HEEEEEEEEERE!!!
Oh, that washed-up old dude is off to the indies? He won't be missed.
Let's talk about what really matters here!
You wouldn't believe it... Dutch has it all figured out. I've got big things ahead of me!
Though you could have lasted a little bit longer in that match.
After all, I guess both of us know that should be your last, right?
Extra
I-I mean...
Red
That's good! In-ring work isn't really for you, to be honest.
But hey, I bet you could make a passable stay-at-home husband. N-Not that I'd be interested or anything.
Anyway, get that mask off already! Such a stupid idea...
Let me put it in the trash, where it belongs!
Extra
...
Red
Aaaand done. Much better now. That's the Tre I know.
So, dinner's on you, right?
Extra
...Y-Yeah...

U.S.S. Friction[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK is #AllElite
  2. Captain Soap is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Singles

HUNK Winner
Count-out Note

Match to decide who leads U.S.S. into Trios match.

AEW All-Arctic Circle Championship: Burnsided Pizza[edit | edit source]

  1. Peppino is #AllElite
  2. Champion Steve Burnside is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW All-Arctic Circle
  • Singles

Steve Burnside Winner

AEW World Championship: Can't Stop The Rape[edit | edit source]

  1. Rance is #AllElite
  2. Champion Arisato Minato is #AllElite
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW World
  • Singles

Rance Winner

Komaeda Nagito ran in when Arisato knocked out the ref and delivered a low blow to Rance, but he survived.

Black Guardians of the Tower[edit | edit source]

Chris
We're nearing the top floor already! Keep going!
Tatsuya
When will those guards stop coming? How many are there?
Battler
Seems like the entirety of Coolsville Hills's security force got blacked.
Agent 47
Those amateurs have got nothing on us, though!
Chris
...But those guys do...
Battler
Wait... Steve?!!
This... This isn't you, right?
Chris
Grinch, you too...
Agent 47
So THIS is your boyfriend, Battler?
I'll have some extra pleasure with him.
Battler
Is there really no way out of this? I guess... Steve... I'm sorry...
Tatsuya
Just taking those 4 on would be hard enough. But getting past the security while doing so?
Chris
Tatsuya, you handle the guards! Guess a handicap is in order for the rest of us.
???
Now, Chris, there's no need to get stressed...
Therapist
Because a real doctor never leaves his patients behind.
Chris
Therapist? You're here, too?
Therapist
You know, Grinch hasn't shown up to any sessions lately. And we still have plenty to talk about.
I figured he'll just get theraped in the ring, then!
Battler
Hey, I know someone over here who needs exactly that.
I think they've been having a problem with coping with hair loss or something, because they've sure been uppity lately!
Maybe you could get him on the schedule?
Agent 47
Bald is beautiful, you flaming homo!
Tatsuya
...Could you guys hurry up? I might need some help breaking through those defenses!
???
One special delivery of "help", coming right up!
Dante
Looks like I didn't miss much of the fun.
But, just so you know... We do need to hurry up here.
Chris
Dante? What's up? Where's Kiryu?
Dante
He stayed behind. Someone had to take care of Date, Mizuki and the others. Protect them.
Especially because... That "Black Knight"... Well, I guess you should be calling him "Blacked Nash" now, instead.
He's more dangerous than ever. I got to witness his power first-hand and... It's unfathomable!
Battler
Y-You're joking, right?
Chris
If that's the case... Dante, Tatsuya, push through the security and to the next floor! Get to the top of the tower as soon as you can!
We can't allow The Black Knight's power to resonate with Nash's body any longer!
It could lead to a even bigger disaster!
Tatsuya
But... What about you guys? Are you staying behind?
Chris
We'll be fine! You think I'm gonna let anyone from my squad die?
Agent 47
You better not, because if you let The Professional die, he'll kill you!
Battler
Yeah, it's okay, you two! We've got this!
Dante
Come on! We still need to find the Prince, too!
Chris
Alright, team. Let's show them who the real legends are around here!
Battler
I mean, I'm still kind of a rookie...
Therapist
Believe in yourself, and you'll fight like a old-timer!
Agent 47
They'll regret getting on my hit list!
Chris
Let's go!

  1. The Legends ― "Grunch" Blacked Grinch, "Enderman" Blacked Steve, "El Ogro de las Americas" Blacked Shrek, "La Creatura" Todoroki Shoto
  2. MINNAChris Redfield, Ushiromiya Battler, Agent 47, The Therapist
Iconic Match

Elimination By Details
Agent 47 Blacked Todoroki Shoto KO
Ushiromiya Battler Blacked Grinch
Blacked Steve Chris Redfield
Blacked Shrek
Blacked Grinch
Blacked Todoroki
MINNA Winner

Chris
We got them! Good job, guys!
Agent 47
Now, to deliver the final strike...
Battler
Wait a minute... This doesn't look good...
Therapist
We're surrounded!
Chris
Dammit, they're gonna get away!
They might head for Tatsuya and Dante...
???
Hmmm? I don't think anyone is going anywhere. Not before we have a little fun~
???
Yeah... SOCIETY is full of cowards...
???
And we're not gonna admit any of that!
Battler
What?
Agent 47
Great! Like this wasn't enough of a joke already!
Now we've got fags in drag. How wonderful!
Hisoka
Maybe you should have a little more respect for your saviors?
Chris
Saviors? So you mean...
Joker
The questions come later, Now, we've got a little show to put on!
Hisoka
Let's make this our best performance yet!
Chris
Now, this is the kind of spectacle I'd pay to see!
Tatsuya... Dante... We're counting on you.

The Black Prince of the Tower[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
No more security around here...
Dante
Thankfully. I was getting tired of seeing the same faces over and over again.
Tatsuya
So, it's up to the two of us.
Dante
Yeah. But I get the feeling it'll be fine.
You fight pretty well for someone without in-ring experience.
Tatsuya
You think so? I guess it's just... I don't know, my instincts take over.
Dante
I've felt something similar before. Maybe it's your devil trigger?
Tatsuya
...Don't think I have any demon blood in me.
Dante
Well, whatever it is, as long as it works out in our favor, I'll take it.
And there you are! Not a coward like the rest of your blacked friends, huh?
Tatsuya, I'll be taking this one. We've got a score to settle.
Tatsuya
You sure you wouldn't like any help?
Dante
Nah, me and him, we're used to some fast-paced action.
Tatsuya
You do look pretty tired, though. Is it because of that whole incident at OMW?
Dante
Don't worry, I'm fine!
Tatsuya
Got it. Leave the rest to me, then.
Dante
Alright, old buddy. If you want some, come get so-
...What... Am I gonna... Let everyone down... Just like that...?
???
Don't worry. I've got you covered.
Wright
Sometimes, you just have to do things yourself.
But I can't complain. I've been itching to get some action.
Let's make this worthwhile, shall we?
Besides... You did well looking after this place for us.
Now, it's time to give you some rest.

  1. Blacked Prince
  2. Phoenix Wright
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Coolsville Hills High Floor LAW Arena
  • Singles

Phoenix Wright Winner

Wright
And that's it, down and out.
You forgot one important thing, Prince... You've always gotta give the returning wrestler a rub.
Tatsuya, good luck in there!
It's time for me to step aside.
Dante
Hey, Prince! Come on! I've still got a lot left in the tank!
...Wait, Prince?
Guess our rematch is postponed, then?
Can't believe I wasted a yellow orb for this...

Super Knight of Black: The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
...What... Is this...?
As soon as I got here, the entire room went black.
I couldn't see anything. I was overwhelmed by complete darkness.
Hey... You're the one who did this, aren't you?
Show yourself!
???
I see. We've found ourselves a victim.
Tatsuya
That's...
Wait a minute... You can talk?
Nash
I can, due to one simple fact. My powers have found its perfect host.
Tatsuya
Perfect host? What do you mean?
Nash
As soon as I penetrated Nash's body, I immediately knew.
This was my home. This is where I could develop my full potential.
All the cum inside him... It resonated perfectly.
His potential to be blacked was limitless!
And that's why I'm now BEYOND blacked. I'm... Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked.
If you think you can stop me, just look around you.
What I've done to this room is just a tiny fraction of my power.
Nash
If I were to unleash all of it... You can only imagine what would happen.
Tatsuya
But why, why are you doing this? What have we done?
Nash
My past should be enough of an answer, but you would never comprehend.
The things I went through... What I had to do to survive, as a little slime...
The alleyways I found myself on...
I'll make you all suffer through it!
This is my revenge against this cruel world!
Tatsuya
...I'm sorry things went like this for you... It must really have been rough...
But if what you're fighting for is revenge, then I have no respect or sympathy!
At first, I was looking for a purpose. For a piece of me that has been missing.
And now... Right when I feel like I'm on the verge of finding that...
I'm not gonna let you take it all away!
Because I'm fighting to protect something! I'm fighting to protect the people and the world I care about!
So... I'm not gonna go down to someone so petty.
Nash
Petty, huh? You say that because you never witnessed the things I witnessed.
Terror... Some say it starts with fear. And that's what I had to endure.
My revenge is coming. I'll spread fear, in order to create the ultimate terror.
This world needs to be painted black. It's the only way you'll ever understand such despair.
And that's why... I'll extinguish the light!
Tatsuya
If you're gonna do that... Then I'll make sure that just the light burning in our hearts is enough to illuminate you!

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Coolsville Hills Top Floor - Arena of Black
  • Referee: Black Ref
  • Singles

Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked Winner

It's all black so soon.


Nash
Useless! You think you can lay a finger on me?
I've had the handicap one too many times. Going one-on-one becomes such a simple task when you're used to gangbangs!
Tatsuya
T-This power...
There's nothing I can do. I can't touch him!
I couldn't do it... When everyone relied on me, I just...
I failed at the most crucial moment.
I'm sorry, guys. I disappointed you all.
Battler
That should've been the last of them.
Chris
I wonder how Tatsuya is doing...
Agent 47
He better be winning, or this was all for nothing!
Therapist
Hey... I think we just got ourselves some late reinforcements.
Battler
Huh? What took you so long?
Agent 47
Yeah, real useful coming up now, when we're all tired and injured!
Chris
I... Didn't think you'd come...
But you don't know how happy it makes me to see your face.
Leon..........
Wright
We've been expecting you.
I think you're just on time. Feeling fresh?
You better be. There's a big task ahead of you.
Leon..........
Tatsuya
It's over...
And just when I thought we were done for...
Out of the darkness, like a beam of light, he came.
A shining hope for us all. A unlikely hero.
Leon............
's best friend Ark Thompson!
Ark
Sorry! Guess I got the call a little bit later than you guys.
Nash
Huh? You've got new friends joining you? This late?
...It's useless! You can't stop terror that is rooted in fear!
Ark
T-That used to be Nash? The rumors were true?
Seems to me like I just arrived at the perfect time.
So, kid... Feel like you can go for one more?
Tatsuya
Yeah! Let's do it!
Let's make the world shine bright, like a eternal hot, sweltering summer!

Arrival of a Shining Hero: The Burning Light[edit | edit source]

  1. Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked
  2. Suou Tatsuya & Ark Thompson
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Coolsville Hills Top Floor - Arena of Black
  • Referee: Black Ref
  • Elimination
  • Handicap

Elimination By Details
Ark Thompson Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked
Super Blacked Nash Super Blacked Suou Tatsuya
TEAM Suou Tatsuya Winner

WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST... A KICK TO THE QUAD... WAS ALL IT TOOK...


Tatsuya
Time to end this.
Ark
This is when my friend, Leon S. Kennedy would usually drop one of those cool one-liners.
Tatsuya
You mean something like... "Jackpot!"?
Ark
No idea where you got that from. I like it, though!
Jackpot!
Tatsuya
...All of this, and you're still getting up.
Ark
Resilient one, aren't you?
Nash
If you think... The King of Spades... Would go down this easily, you're gravely mistaken.
This entire building belongs to me. Coolsville Hills itself has been Blacked!
And soon, you two will be victims of its destruction.
In mere minutes, it will all go up in flames.
Tatsuya
Wait... You're saying Coolsville Hills is about to blow?
Ark
We need to get out of here!
Tatsuya
But how? And even if we do, won't all our effort go to waste, if he's still roaming free once this is all said and done?
Nash
How fragile are you, humans. It makes me pity who I was before I reached this form.
Those that will soon be trembling in fear, unprepared for the terror that rises. So weak.
Before, I thought only the money and the miles mattered. But now, I realize the missing ingredient.
The money, the miles... And the melanin.
Ark
Tatsuya, the exit to the rooftop! It's our only way out!
Tatsuya
Is that gonna do us any good, though?
Ark
Better than to sit here and feel sorry for ourselves. Move!
Tatsuya
We're here. But still... No way out...
Ark
Dammit. Is there really nothing we can do?
Tatsuya
This is the end of the line after all.
In the end... I was never able to find what I believed had been missing.
Just what was that feeling in my heart?
I was coming to realize I wouldn't get to know it.
So, I asked myself... Why had I been brought here?
Ark
Wait! Tatsuya! Look! Up there!
Tatsuya
Huh?
Ark
I-It's... It's everyone!
Date
Guess who's back?
Chris
You held out pretty well so far, guys!
Kiryu
Let's get out of here!
Agent 47
Yeah, hurry up! The sooner I get away from Faggler, the better!
Battler
Then why are you sitting so close to me? Personal space, buddy! You were the one who agreed with this teamup in the first place.
Dante
Sure is a big help when a old rival joins your side. I would know, I'm inside one right now.
Chris
Climb that ladder and let's get out of here!
Tatsuya
Everyone... Thank you!
But...
I can't let your efforts be in vain.
If we leave without finishing off Nash, this will all be for nothing! He'll still unleash an age of terror upon Coolsville!
Ark, go with them. I'll stay behind. Even if the explosion catches the both of us...
I will protect all of you!
Ark
Tatsuya...
Nash
Oh, you foolish kid. Thinking you can escape me?
I'll keep getting up. I'll survive your every move!
Chris
I think we have a better idea.
Use this, Tatsuya!
Tatsuya
Where did you get this thing?
Chris
Don't think it matters now. You know what to do.
Make him become Big Daddy Bitch.
Nash
W-Wait! No! Stop!
I promise I won't post Rikishi's ass anymore, p-please!
Tatsuya
Well, Black Knight... Guess it's time to extinguish you!

End of Mission Encore[edit | edit source]

Chris
Kiryu... What a performance...
Date
How long have you been practicing this for?
Kiryu
Well, Karaoke is just a hobby of mine. I come here pretty often.
Chris
So... Who's going next?
Tatsuya
Seems like no one wants to follow that up.
Battler
47? Why don't you give it a try?
Dante
Yeah! You've been quiet all night. It's like you don't feel like partying.
Chris
Is it because Ark isn't here?
He told me he had to go... That his friend, Leon S. Kennedy, had given him a mission.
I wish I knew exactly what it was about. But he didn't want to say anything else.
Battler
I hope he's doing okay, at least.
Agent 47
...
The Maxino... The heckin' Maxy Paynerino...
Battler
Oh, so that's why...
Chris
We haven't been able to get him back, now that you mention it.
Tatsuya
Could he have been... Left behind in Coolsville Hills?
Chris
There's no way. We checked every nook and cranny on our way up.
Kiryu
Then where could he be? Maybe I should ask the Cagist...
Agent 47
It's... It's...!
MAXERIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Max
...Jesus, 47. You almost burst my eardrums.
You've been missing me that much?
Agent 47
W-Where have you been? Who kidnapped you?
Max
Kidnapped? Nah. Some trustworthy fellow called me. Offered a free vacation to Brazil.
Only condition was that I couldn't tell anyone about it.
It's been a while since I stopped by, and they've got great beaches, so...
Tatsuya
Heard they also serve some delicacies there, like "Sopa de Macaco" or whatever it's called.
Date
And those big booty latinas... Oh boy!
Battler
Now you're making me wanna go, too!
Max
Anyway, as you can see, I'm on my way back. I'll be arriving tomorrow at 8.
I was calling to ask you to come pick me up.
Agent 47
O-Of course I will! You can always count on me!
Max
Good. I see you've got some friends around so I'm not gonna distract you. Enjoy yourself!
Agent 47
F-Friends?
Battler
See, Assassin? Guess we're good buddies now!
Chris
Well, you're all members of my squad. Of course we're friends.
Kiryu
And we sure did work well together.
Date
I mean, I... Couldn't make it to this one, but I bet you did.
Dante
Maybe we should go on missions more often. I'm not splitting my pay, though!
Date
Didn't you wanna take a look at some of my magazines? Maybe we could negotiate with those, instead.
Tatsuya
You know, for a while I've felt things were... Off...
It was as if I couldn't find my place in life. My purpose.
But ever since we went on this mission...
It feels like the puzzle pieces have been starting to fit together perfectly.
I think my path is starting to become a lot clearer now.
...Like I have found a light in the darkness.
So I just wanted to say... Thank you!
Battler
Hey, don't mention it! You did a great job, too!
Made me realize that maybe I can go far one day, even if I don't have much experience myself either...
Kiryu
You two have a bright future ahead.
Dante
You know, I can put in a good word with Nero if you want. He's always looking for fresh new talent.
Battler
You're gonna do that for me too, right? So I can get on Dynamite more often?
Dante
Y-Yeah, sure! Just, uh, what is your ring name again...?
Agent 47
"Shit-Stabbin', Fudge-Packin'" Ushiromyass Faggler.
Dante
Got it! Guess I should've expected The Professional to have a better memory than myself.
Battler
T-That ain't it!
Date
Hey, just heard back from Ooishi. You're all invited for some drinks and Mahjong later tonight.
Dante
Throw in some pizza and you can count me in.
Chris
Guys...
Tatsuya
Chris? What's up?
Chris
...Trust me when I say this...
I should be the one thanking you all.
So, why don't we finish this up with one last round?
If no one wants to follow Kiryu's performance... Let's all sing along together!
One, two, three... Go!

Credits[edit | edit source]

After-Credits Taste Test[edit | edit source]

Kirei
Impressive. Even our black friend was no match for it.
Sometimes, the union of those that work well together is enough to take out even the strongest of them all.
But now, I have everything necessary to proceed with the next step.
From the start, I knew this couldn't be achieved in short notice.
To achieve a complete black-out. To make one see nothing but darkness...
It requires a great deal of planning and preparation.
That's why, I'm not gonna get held back by any past failures.
Otherwise, all the time I've spent on this will be deemed worthless.
I shall finally achieve my ultimate objective!
Rejoice... Because it's time...
For the taste test! So, what do you think, Rika?
Is the flavor strong enough to knock a normal person out? To render them unconscious?
Rika
Mii... It needs a little more spice, nanodesu.
Kirei
I-Impossible... I've been putting this recipe together for so long...!
Even our friend Gary "Buster" Holmes couldn't stand this combination of condiments! But you...
Rika
Poor, poor Kirei! You've been trying so hard... Fight, on!
Mii, you sound motivated! Looking forward to it!
Nipah~!