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Destiny Delivery[edit | edit source]

...I'm finally here.
This was quite the trip. Looking awfully quiet around here...
Let's hope there's people around.
Delivery for room 215, Kevin R. Nash.
...No answer...
...Anyone there? I repeat, pizza delivery for room 215!
Great. Another one of those pranks.
They sure have been ramping up lately. Well, time to head home.
Hmm? Unknown number?
Hello?
???
This is a very important matter. You're in danger. Leave Coolsville Hills immediately.
Tatsuya
What? Who are you? How do you know where I am?
Are you inside? I just stopped by for a delivery.
???
Allow me to finish. It's not just you that's in danger. It's the entirety of Coolsville. Perhaps even wrestling itself.
And we all need your help.
Tatsuya
Help? Me? Is this part of the joke or something?
???
Can you feel it? This isn't the Coolsville Hills you know. It's now the epicenter of a imminent disaster.
This is no joke. I'll be sending coordinates to your phone in a moment. There, you'll meet one of my subordinates. He'll provide more details.
Be fast, and stay safe.
Tatsuya
Hello? You didn't even tell me your name! Who are you? Hello?
This is odd. But that guy, there's something about him...
He sounds strangely trustworthy.
So... I'm gonna head there...

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Rando
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Kyle Hyde Winner
Count-Out Note

The only way he could win...

Berserker Brawl ROUND 2[edit | edit source]

Central
Welcome to the semifinals of Berserker Brawl!
We've determined four of the toughest competitors in our company, and now we're just three one-on-ones away from figuring out who's the best of them all!
On one side of the bracket, we have "The Heart and Soul of TFR", Ryan Rave, taking on "The Executioner", Jacket.
Personally, for this one, I'd bet on Ryan Rave! He got a count-out win last week that kept him from going through a longer, more punishing match.
Meanwhile, Jacket is sure to have plenty of scars from his gruesome battle against V. Especially the one he got from being stabbed right in the neck. That must've hurt!
Power
Huh? But Ryan is the one with "these battle scars"!
Idiotic human, you have no idea what you're talking about!
Central
...My guess is you mean you're betting on Jacket, then. Okay. Moving on...

ARMSTRONG
@snekfucker Shitty little knife could do nothing against my nanomachines. They harden in response to physical trauma. Wanna see it? Get me back in that ring! #Hungry

Central
Coming off a controversial count-out win last week, "The Lone Wolf of Infamy" Colombo Spice has made it through to the semifinals with plenty of assistance from his partners.
Tonight, he has the numbers advantage once again as he takes on "The King of Kings" Lucid. Will Lucid be able to overcome the odds?
Power
Of course he won't! That impostor is about to get exposed!
There's only one King of Kings, and that's me, the original! 'Tis Power!
Central
So in your opinion, the finals will be Jacket against Colombo.
I see! But I do think Lucid has a pretty good shot here. The Lone Wolf of Infamy isn't used to hunting in a pack, still! He's bound to screw it up sometime, and I think the time is now!
But whatever happens, all we can be sure of is that we're in for an amazing show. Let's get things rolling!

Brawl 2-1: Raving Scarring[edit | edit source]

  1. 'The Heart and Soul of TFR' Ryan Rave
  2. 'The Executioner' Jacket
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules

Ryan Rave Winner

Jacket couldn't go all out with his stab wound...

Dogs Hunting Down Bones[edit | edit source]


"The Man with a Plan", Dutch


"The Lone Wolf of Infamy", Colombo Spice

Dutch
We got'em! Right as planned!
Colombo
Don't think anyone in the circus will be smiling anymore.
Still, though. That finish... Was it you?
Dutch
Here's another lesson: Sometimes you need to have a bit of... "Backstage influence".
Get the right connections, and as long as you don't overdo it, you can always get away with a little bit more than you should.
I'm telling you. My "brains", your "brawn", perfect combination.
Colombo
Well played, old man. Well played.
Two to go. And then everyone will respect... No, tremble in fear when they hear our names!
Dutch
This will be the toughest opponent yet.
That's why... I have a special plan to get rid of him.
Once we get in that ring, he'll be on guard, watching out for our potential strategies.
That's why... We'll take him out before that!
If your opponent is "unable" to compete, you get a free pass to the finals.
Colombo
I like the sound of that.
Gather everyone else. It's time to hunt our prey!

Knights of the Ring[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki
  2. Fight Knight
  3. Sinbad
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Aniki Fight Knight
Fight Knight Winner

Assault From G1[edit | edit source]

Ricky Bobby attacks and lais down Sinbad, his upcoming opponent...

Death's Farewell[edit | edit source]


"One-two-tre", Extra


"The Grim Reaper", HUNK

Extra
Mr. HUNK! We did it! We're just one match away from those tag team titles now!
And once I have them, I'll finally have the leverage to negotiate a better contract, just like you taught me!
HUNK
Don't go celebrating yet, kid. Long ways to go, still.
And don't think I'm gonna let your mistakes go unpunished in wrestler's court. You didn't miss your cue just once, but mmmmmmmultiple times.
That'll be ONE pure strike for each pin break, got it?
Extra
O-Okay! Just... Can you do them before the match? It's sure to fire me up!
HUNK
Rarely have I seen someone who likes to get beat up as much as you do.
Extra
It reminds me of my dream career, that's all.
HUNK
Well, if there's one thing mmmmmy work as a mercenary has taught me, it's that all that matters is the result at the end of the day.
Extra
So, Mr. HUNK, I've been thinking...
Red
Hey, Tre! Slacking off backstage again?
You've got time to waste here, yet you couldn't even organize my metal CDs in order when you cleaned my room?
You should really reconsider this whole wrestling thi-
HUNK
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't like your attitude.
You don't seem bad to the bone enough to be acting like this, girl.
Don't waste The Grim Reaper's time. He has other souls to take tonight.
Red
Y-You... Ugh...
HUNK
Next time you're thinking about barging in, better bring a bottle of Jack with you.
Red
T-Tre! Just wait until you get home tonight...
Extra
M-Mr HUNK... You...
HUNK
You gotta stand up for yourself. I've been trying to teach you this for a while.
Change your mindset, or else you'll never leave Mr. Death's shadow.
Extra
I'll do it. I promise. I'll become someone you can be proud of! I'll even be able to stand side-by-side with you one day!
HUNK
Now... Need info on my extraction!
Extra
Roger! Coming right up!
HUNK
I'm afraid you're not gonna be standing side-by-side with me, kid.
I hope you can fill those boots, though.
Prove to them all that you can take his place. That's what The Grim Reaper wants to see.

TFR Tag-Team Championship: Dark-type Gym[edit | edit source]

  1. The Extra-ctionExtra & HUNK
  2. Champions PsychoakRegigigas & Professor Oak
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Championship: TFR Tag-Team
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team

📷Gallery
Elimination By
Regigigas Extra
Professor Oak HUNK
The Extra-ction Winner

All "plans" Shine Through[edit | edit source]


"???", Saten

Saten
This is the moment we've been waiting for.
It's time for the big reveal.
I'm sure jaws will drop. No one will see it coming.
And when they realize we're on the move... It'll be too late.
My "pupil" is about to reveal himself. And when he does...
The "clock" shall begin ticking. The balance of "power" is about to change.
And we're the only ones ready for that.
Central
Our second semifinals match should've already started by now...
Any idea why they haven't come out yet?
Power
They're quivering in fear of my presence, of course!
No one would want to get in the ring when Power is here! It's too dangerous for those weaklings to be in my vicinity!
Central
Hold on. I've just received word from our backstage staff...
It seems like a fight has broke out! Let's take a look at what's happening!
Dutch
I... Didn't plan it out like this...
But his strength... It's "unfathomable"! He's a monster!

"The Singularity Omega", Lucid

Lucid
You're all like "ants" to me.
You see, Colombo, there's a few things that not just you, but everybody else, need to realize.
There are reasons we live in the so-called "Dark Age of Wrestling".
We need a "change" of scenery.
Not just simple, small tweaks. But the "complete" destruction of what is currently there.
To start over. To establish a new hierarchy!
And it's "all" kicking off... It's "all" falling into place, slowly!
The best part? To put down limp-wristed wimps such as you...
I didn't even need to try! But before your death, allow me to show "you" a taste of my true abilties.
My "Overdose" form, a power far "beyond" your imagination.
Pay close attention!
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THIS "WORLD"!
Dutch
I don't think... Any amount of faith... Could save us from this...
He's like... Nothing... I've ever seen before...
Colombo? You can still... Fight?
This is dangerous, kid! B-Beware!
Lucid
The "Catharsis Effect"...
It's overloading! No... T-This is bullshit!
AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Dutch
...Heh... I guess it turns out...
He was too strong... That's why he lost.
Saten
So, that's it. My pupil's mission is complete.
Now... I have all the data I need...

Just War[edit | edit source]

  1. George Jackman
  2. Sam Stone
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles
  • Count: 20

Sam Stone Winner
Count-Out Note

Gathering of Heroes of Light[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
So, this is the spot... At least that was close by.
...I assume you're the guy they mentioned on the phone?
Can you please tell me what this is all about?
Suit
Not yet. Your partners still haven't arrived.
Tatsuya
Partners? What do you mean?
Suit
You didn't think we'd send you alone when the fate of wrestling itself hangs in the balance, did you?
Tatsuya
...Fair point. So it really is that serious.
Suit
That's exactly why we're gathering some of the best-
Agent 47
SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED MAXERINO THEN?
Battler
Calm down, 47. Let's hear what he has to say first.
Agent 47
THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN IS BECAUSE YOUR DEAR COMPANION WASN'T TAKEN FROM YOU!
...I mean, he WAS... But... Still...
Shut up, Faggler.
Dante
That's quite the party you've got going on.
Battler
Dante? You're here too?
Dante
...You know me?
That's quite the party you've got going on.
Battler
You're the AEW Trios Champion! Don't remember seeing me backstage? I wrestle there too! Ushiromiya Battler!
Dante
Battler... Hmmm, yeah, sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.
I saw that other kid there and figured I was the only one here with ring experience.
...Alongside The Professional, of course! When are you joining us in AEW?
Agent 47
Pay me 1,000,000 dollars.
Dante
Sorry, you're talking to the wrong Sparda about that.
Anyway, what about you, kid? You were called here too?
Tatsuya
Yeah. I'm still a bit confused as to what's going on, though. Unlike you guys, I'm not a wrestler.
Dante
Well, if that's the case, be careful. From what I was told, this job is gonna get pretty dangerous.
But still... I get the feeling I can rely on you.
Anyway, if a demon needs killing, and I can help out some good friends in the process, then I'm all in for it. That's why I'm here.
Kiryu
This is it. That man in the suit must be our lead on Date.
Chris
Guess we aren't the only ones interested.
Kiryu
The person on the phone told us we wouldn't be able to save Date if we didn't stop here first.
Normally, I wouldn't come. But I felt like I should trust him.
Dante
Date, you say? I'm looking for him, too.
Tatsuya
Seems like everyone here has a goal.
With the exception of myself, they're all looking for someone...
Still, there must be a reason I was called here.
Maybe... There's something I'm missing, too...
Suit
Now that you're all gathered here, I can give you all a better explanation.
The incidents that have led to this situation all tie back to one common denominator.
That is, a strong monster that has gone on a rampage all over Coolsville. We call him "The Black Knight".
Most notably... It has taken over Coolsville Hills.
Knowing his strength, and that he has assembled a small army of his own, my superior has decided to take action.
He has formed a elite squad by gathering all of you.
The Black Knight has an ability to take control of those unable to resist his power.
So, once someone is defeated by him... They get "blacked".
Kiryu
I see! So this is what happened back then... Date got blacked...
Suit
However, we have now learned of a way to counter that ability.
You'll find it in the package laying in front of you.
Battler
I don't like the sound of that. Sounds like magic to me.
Dante
Well, whatever, let's see what we've got here...
Chris
...White clothes?
Tatsuya
What is this all about? If I were to join a band, I'd have talked to Eikichi first!
Agent 47
Did you steal this from my wardrobe?
Kiryu
Reminds me of the 80s. I like it.
Even makes me want to go to the karaoke...
Chris
Guess we know our next step after getting Date back.
Battler
I'd be happy to come, too. I've been told I can sing pretty well!
Agent 47
Inviting yourself, are you, Faggler? Guess I'll have to come, too. Make sure you aren't planning anything funny.
Besides, I'm also a Professional with the mic in my hands!
Narration
*Tatsuya did an impression of a jet engine*
Dante
...The hell?
Chris
Yeah, we've got ourselves a good group around here. At least when it comes to vocal chords.
Suit
It's good to see you all are getting along well, but stop fooling around and getting distracted. You know what's at stake here.
Chris
You're right... It's been a while since I've had a squad with me, so I was feeling a bit nostalgic.
I'm sorry. I promise we'll be laser-focused on the mission now!
Especially because we need to get our men back.
Suit
Good. So, as I was saying, once you're all equipped and ready to go, your destination should be obvious.
Coolsville Hills. Top floor. That's where we believe The Black Knight is hiding.
Chris
Everyone, gear up!
For Date...
Battler
Steve...
Agent 47
Max...
Dante
Prince...
Kiryu
Let's go. We'll bring them all back!
Tatsuya
In the end, it's up to us...
Everyone
To save wrestling.

VOD (Part 2/2)


AEW Twitch.tv Championship: Young Gamer Stars[edit | edit source]

  1. Rakesh Kumar Orton is #AllElite
  2. Champion ZOOM is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW Twitch.tv
  • Singles

Rakesh Kumar Orton Winner

Amakusa's KAFKAESQUE Announcement[edit | edit source]

Amakusa
Great to be here tonight once again another time yet another week week after week...
For a unfathomably AEWsome episode of Amakusa Elite Wrestling Dynamite live on TWITCH dot TV!
You know I've gone back to Japan recently for a little trip it's a really great place it feels like home to me truly and I'm always welcomed back with open arms there because
Some of the best talent there and offer them a little deal or two You know just to keep the wheel turning just to see what we could get blowing that forbidden door wide open
Is really difficult in this industry even if we at AEW have done it a few times already we're always looking for more and more you know we're never satisfied much like
Our viewers who are always looking for more fresh yummy content and fresh yummy debuts to accomplish such a difficult task we need some very passionate people who
Care about wrestling first and foremost that passion takes priority over the financial side of things and betting on people's love for professional wrestling is exactly
How we're looking to capture even more of the best in-ring workers with the best workrate for working a work without working themselves into a shoot on the planet
I'M GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT NEXT WEEK ON AEW DYNAMITE YOU WILL ALL GET TO SEE THE GREATEST DEBUT IN AMAKUSA ELITE WRESTLING HISTORY.
THAT'S WHY.........................................................
.......................next week coming up a gigantic debut that will not only shake the very foundation of this industry but also change the CULTURE. LET'S FUCKING GO!

Hardcore Water Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Ryuki Kuruto is #AllElite
  2. Zag "5'0" Reus is #AllElite
  3. Joe Merrick is #AllElite
  4. Waterboy is #AllElite
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Flooded Arena
  • Contendership: AEW Hardcore Ass Motherfucker #1 Contender
  • Water Ring

📷Gallery
Elimination By
Waterboy Ryuki Kuruto
Ryuki Kuruto Winner

Arena was submerged in water. Everyone just having fun in the water.

Then mom came and told the kids off the pool.

Investigating The Crime Scene[edit | edit source]

York
So, Zach, what do you think?
Did we find all the evidence we need?
It wasn't easy work, but I think we've figured out the killer's modus operandi.
Reminds me a lot of some slasher films in the 80s.
We've got ourselves a pretty brutal crime scene. What could have prompted this?
Knowing Big Pussy, I don't believe he'd have angered anyone to this point.
So, despite the violence on display, it appears this is not a crime of passion.
Pardo
Thinking a whole lot there, York.
Looks to me like this is pretty simple.
Just some idiot looking for his 15 minutes of fame.
Or as I'd like to call him, the Coolsville Cutthroat.
York
I do think this is part of a serial killing, yes.
But I'm not too sure about the cutthroat part. I mean, the victim's throat was not slashed at any point...
Pardo
All I know is that he's dangerous. We need to put a stop to him before he makes any more victims.
I talked to a teenage boy the other day. He had no idea of how risky it was, going around at night all by himself and stuff.
We gotta protect them, York. The clueless civilians.
York
That we can agree on. That's why Zach and I have been working tirelessly.
And I think we just had an idea...

AEW All-Artic Circle Championship: Through the Flips and Dives[edit | edit source]

  1. Steve Burnside is #AllElite
  2. Champion John Witcher is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW All-Artic Circle
  • Singles

Steve Burnside Winner

Holy fuck what a finish. 10/10 AEW finish.

Attack on OMW[edit | edit source]

Chris
Coolsville Hills... We can see it from here.
Battler
Doesn't seem like getting to the top is gonna be easy.
Agent 47
Not for a bottom bitch like you!
Battler
Very funny. I thought you were a professional?
Agent 47
It's hard to stay focused when I'm next to such a homo!
Dante
Hey, no infighting, got it? We've got enough problems on our hands already.
...Talk about problems... Ooishi? Hello?
Ooishi
Dante... We need backup... Quick...
We learned of an attack at the local OMW show. That it was Date...
But... They're too strong... We can't hang on much longer...
Dante
OMW, you say? I'm close by! Hang in there!
Tatsuya
What happened?
Dante
Date... Or whatever's possessing him... They've attacked OMW!
Battler
OMW... You mean "The Dark Alleyway of Wrestling"?
Dante
Yeah! Ooishi and the others, they're in bad shape. I need to get there fast.
Sorry guys, but guess I'm taking a detour.
Kiryu
I'm coming with you! I promised I'd protect Mizuki!
Chris
Then I'll come, too!
Dante
The two of us should be more than enough for Date. Chris, you need to lead the others. Coolsville Hills is the priority! We can't let the Black Knight get away!
Chris
I can't leave Date behind. He's one of my men.
But... You're right. You're all part of my squad now, as well. And if you need me to be your captain...
Then I'll do it! Dante, Kiryu... I entrust Date to you. Bring him and everyone else home safe!
Dante
No worries. We've got this.
Kiryu
Yeah! We'll knock some sense back into Date!

AEW World Championship: Rock Kids[edit | edit source]

  1. Yamada is #AllElite
  2. Champion Arisato Minato is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Arisato Minato Winner

Putting New Debut to the Test[edit | edit source]

  1. Champion Nero is #AllElite
  2. Travis Fuckhead is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Singles

Nero Winner

Vs. Blacked Date & Blacked Chopper[edit | edit source]

Dante
That's quite the mess...
Kiryu
Ooishi! Raiden! Mizuki! Are you okay?
Ooishi
It's... Getting hot around here...
Dante
We need to take him to the hospital, fast. He needs his air-conditioning.
Kiryu
Ooishi, hang in there!
Mizuki
What... Took you so long?
Kiryu
Mizuki... I'm sorry...
Raiden
I think my cards are corrupted...
Nash
Ugh... Last time I got beat up like this was over 30 years ago.
Kiryu
Nash! I forgot you were coaching here...
Stay behind, everyone! We'll handle this.
Dante
It's showtime!
Kiryu
Date!
Dante
Hey, buddy. Mind showing me your collection?
Date
UWAAARAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kiryu
I wish I didn't have to do this. But if it's what we need to do to get you back, then so be it!
He's... Got company?
Wait, there's no one inside!
Dante
Oh, that's another old friend of mine!
It's been a while, pal. Ready for another ass kicking?
Kiryu
Alright... We'll take it down!

  1. Kiryu Kazuma & Dante
  2. Blacked Date & Blacked Chopper
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Old BCW Arena
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Blacked Chopper Kiryu Kazuma
TEAM Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Dante
Got some sweet combos of your own, huh?
Kiryu
Always did. URYAAAAAAGH!
Dante
And they're down and out. This one's gonna pay well.
Can we go for a Sundae before that karaoke? Gotta make good use of that cash.
Kiryu
Hey, we need to take them to the hospital first.
I'll call for an ambulance. Thankfully, they're still conscious.
Dante
Nice. And would you look at that?
Kiryu
Date...
He's no longer blacked!
Dante
Yep. We knocked it right outta him.
Kiryu
Wait! Look, the helicopter!
Dante
Huh?
Kiryu
He was possessing it the entire time?
Dante
Dammit, he has his eyes set on someone else now!
Kiryu
That- That's Nash!
Nash... Is getting blacked!
No... If only we knew the Black Knight himself was here, we could've stopped it!
Dante
Kiryu, watch out!
Nash
WARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dante
He's fast! Where did he go?
Kiryu
He flew away so quickly!

ARMSTRONG
@TheDragon Not as quick as The Senator is gonna DEMOLISH the newest Beast Burger. New video coming up soon! #Hungry

Kiryu
Seems like he found the perfect home for his powers!
The perfect victim of being blacked.
Dante
Well, things just got a lot more complicated...
Kiryu
Dammit... We need to go back... To Coolsville Hills...

ENDING[edit | edit source]

TFR ENDING 11: "Just Breathe"

BONUS: Newfag's Make-A-Wish[edit | edit source]

  1. Nero
  2. KadenETN
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Singles

KadenETN Winner

Literally some kid who showed up in chat and bugged OP about having his CAW fight someone, even uploaded special video in his channel for the occasion and linked it.