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The Berserker Brawl Truly Begins[edit | edit source]

Sandro
...With the qualifiers now done, it's finally time to officially kick off the Berserker Brawl tournament!
Considering such a prestigious title is on the line, we've already witnessed quite a few big matches.
The contestants that have already been eliminated were strong. Perhaps even TOO strong to win and make it this far.
Potemkin, for example, was undoubtedly a powerful foe, but he unfortunately lost before showing his strength.
And Mario, he could totally have gone far. But sadly, it was a bad day at work for him...
And the ones that did qualify taught us many valuable lessons about Berserker Brawl.
Dutch, for example, showed to us all that everything goes. Colombo Spice and Ryan Rave showed us the true power of a Supernova...
But most important of all, everyone involved has already proven that they have guts to our audience.
Armstrong
@SandroTheGreat Yet no one has the backbone to step up and face The Senator. This tournament is worth nothing without a competitor like me. #Hungry
Sandro
Now, what is gonna happen next? This is the question I hope you all are asking yourselves.
Many twists and turns may come until it's all over with, so keep your eyes peeled!
It's time for the showdown!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Kyle Hyde
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Apollo Justice Winner

Berserker Brawl ROUND 1[edit | edit source]

Brawl 1-1: Supernovas of the World[edit | edit source]


"The Lock", Sareth

Sareth
You know, I never thought I'd make it this far...
Kat
Oh, don't lie now. You've always told me that if anything you could AT LEAST kick that "feeble guy"'s ass.
Sareth
Come on! Did you forget what we're trying to do here?
Kat
Right, you want yourself a video package like your opponent for tonight just got.
Kinda boring if you ask me, but whatever makes you look like a bigger deal, I guess?
Sareth
Hey, that wasn't boring! Didn't you see all his amazing feats?
It's got me seriously worried about my matchup. Guy looks skilled.
He might be ripe young talent, but so am I, right?
And I mean, he wrestled all over the world... Japan, Mexico...
Kat
Didn't you also?
Sareth
I mean, uh, yeah! Maybe I can mention this during my promo?
Kat
Nah, you'd just be saying the same stuff he did.
How about we mention some other interesting things about your past?
I think the whole mocap thing was pretty fun.
Remember when you attacked and injured Sami Zayn for some reason? Just like you did to elderly Shawn Michaels?
Sareth
That's a part of my past I'd rather not talk about.
I think there's a lot more we could mention...
Kat
Well, you could talk about being "The Lock". That's pretty unique. Or maybe your rivalry with Slade?
Armstrong
@KickEm Or your legendary rivalry with The Senator TRADEMARK. Oh wait, that one still hasn't happened! Just waiting for a call, though... :smirk: #Hungry
Sareth
"The Lock", hmmmm... I could tell the viewers to not underestimate me, despite my rough beginnings... Bet they'd love that! Really relatable.
Yeah! I've got it! Maybe I could also explain why I'm happy to be here?
Kat
...Maybe we should reconsider doing this.

  1. 'The Lock' Sareth
  2. 'The Heart and Soul of TFR' Ryan Rave
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Ryan Rave Winner
Count-out Note

Brawl 1-2: Russian Brutalesque[edit | edit source]


"The Sadistic Thug", V


"The Rat", Richter

V
Shit, you're really incompetent, aren't ya? Couldn't even get past your first round!
And what the hell was that all about anyway? Looked more like you two were trying to have fun rather than kill each other.
When you get home you better take the tape of what I did to that cop and learn a thing or two.
Richter
I need to make dinner for mom first...
V
Nobody gives a fuck about that old bitch. Let her die for all I care.
Now because of your fuckup it's up to me to carry this gang on my back once again.
And I'm not even gonna get a bonus for it, because all the boss can do right now is give all the praises to our new branch.
Assholes have been makin' more money than us. We need to step it up.
So if you're not even gonna check my stuff out, here's another homework for your sorry ass: Make us some more money.
How? I don't know. Pull a whip at that Doctor guy and make him work more unpaid overtime or something.
I'm up next. My opponent is a real dangerous dude. I like it.
Could've made a hell of a snuff film together if he was on our side. Bet that would sell fuckloads, too.
Armstrong
@Cyka You know what WOULD sell a lot? Armstrong vs V, no holds barred! Let's make it happen! :pray: #Hungry
V
Maybe we can have a talk about that once I crack his head open.
Richter
...My feet hurt.

  1. 'The Sadistic Thug' V
  2. 'The Executioner' Jacket
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules

Jacket Winner

This wasn't wrestling, this was just brutality incarnate.

Brawl 1-3: Circus That Doesn't Laugh[edit | edit source]


"The Man with a Plan", Dutch


"The Lone Wolf of Infamy", Colombo Spice

Dutch
Told you, kid. Have faith, and you'll get rewarded.
Colombo
Heh. This was bound to happen either way. My dominance en el ring es incomparable!
But I don't mind the little break I got last week.
Dutch
Then you'll have no trouble getting used to quick matches. I'm making sure we'll have people on your corner every match.
And you better get used to holding that belt as well. No way you're dropping it under our watch.
Berserker Brawl is in our hands. And after that, comes the rest of this company.
Colombo
How about the other two? Haven't talked to them much, but if we'll be hunting in a pack, I need to know what the other wolves are up to.
Dutch
Papillon and Red will be on your corner tonight. Much like myself.
This tournament is the highest of our priorities. It's vital for the plan to succeed.
As for the future... I'll make sure to orchestrate something for the two of them as well.
As the father of this operation, it's up to me to make sure every single one of you gets the opportunities they deserve.
Colombo
I don't care about them, but I know how the rules of the jungle go.
If I have to join a four-on-one mauling alongside those two, then I better be prepared.
Dutch
You have the right mindset. I was correct, you can go far in this business.
It honestly makes me proud to help someone like you evolve, you know.
But let's not get sentimental here. Your bout tonight is crucial to prove how strong our faction is, so we need to stay focused.
Your opponent is part of what was perhaps the most dominant faction in TFR. The Circus.

ARMSTRONG
@ThePlanVDL Got myself a pitch for a better faction, "THE SENATE", but those dumbasses at creative never wanted to hear it. That's why this company is going DOWN. #Hungry

Dutch
I haven't seen them together lately. He even beat his own partner recently. So I don't think you need to worry about anyone on their side.
But still, we need to treat this as "us" versus "them". Give it a big fight feel. Because it is.
So let's steal their crown, shall we?
Colombo
The Circus... I'll bring an end to their smiles.
Hisoka
Well said! I like that confidence.
Seems like a toy worth playing with... Full of potential...
I'm getting so... Excited!

  1. 'The Lone Wolf of Infamy' Colombo Spice
  2. 'The Magician' Hisoka
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Colombo Spice Winner
Count-out Note

Dutch gave "the signal" and Hisoka was counted out even though he made it into the ring.

Brawl 1-4: The King of Ciconia Effect Overdose[edit | edit source]

Stork
And then he just... Well, I don't even know how to describe it. I was out in a second!
Joe
I really got lucky, huh? That was my day off.
But I could say the same about you. The other guards... They...
Stork
It's scary to think about what happened to them, isn't it?
I'm glad I lived to peep another day!
Actually, I saw a nurse earlier... They have some pretty revealing skirts around here, don't they?
Joe
Guess you really recovered quickly, huh? Back to top form already?
Stork
You know I'm not one to be underestimated when it comes to this sacred art.
Joe
Well, talking about nurses...
Nurse
Good to see you're doing well!
You've got some visitors. Seems to be something important.
Stork
...You?
???
We're gonna need to ask you a few questions.

  1. 'The King of Kings' Lucid
  2. 'The Clayman' Wayne
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Lucid Winner

Low-Rank Mercenary Work[edit | edit source]

HUNK
Mmmmmm, this is it. One more shot at the tag team straps.
Just need to beat those two geeks and the contendership is ours.
Extra
A-Actually, they're "hacks", not "geeks"!
HUNK
I didn't ask, kid. Anyway, don't miss your cue this time around. We aren't getting another shot.
Extra
Roger! A-And, if I may ask...
I didn't see you backstage last week... Is everything okay, Mr. HUNK? Do you need any help?
HUNK
Tch. You started quaking in your boots just because the Umbrella Badass wasn't there to clean up your mess.

ARMSTRONG
@MrDeath98 You know, HUNK, you remind me a lot of PegaSISSY. Both are pussies that only had their title reigns because I wasn't 100%. #Hungry

HUNK
I'm not gonna be there forever. You need to prove you're bad to the bone all alone.
And no, The Grim Reaper needs no one's help. He's just been takin' souls and diggin' holes.
Sometimes there are more important matters to attend to. That's how a mmmmmmercenary makes sure he's getting paid what he deserves.
Extra
Really? Is that related to what you told me earlier about how you should negotiate your contracts and stand up for yourself?
HUNK
One day you'll understand, kid. And then you won't be cleaning toilets anymore.
Extra
Nice! If I don't have to do that, then I'll only have 91 other chores left on an average day!
HUNK
So here's one more task: Where's my extraction?
Extra
R-Ready to go! That's one thing I could never forget!
HUNK
Mmmmmmmmm, let's teach them to not mess with us.

  1. The Extra-ctionExtra & HUNK
  2. The HacksAndrew Dobson & Ilya Kuvshinov
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Contendership: TFR Tag-Team #1 Contenders
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Ilya Kuvshinov HUNK
The Extra-ction Winner

To Save the Squad[edit | edit source]

Chris
Finally done with my workout for now. Got another one in a few hours.
But I'm getting kinda bored, really. Hope they hurry up with that tournament already so I can get back in the ring.
Been a while since I got all oily and tossed some big dudes around.
Maybe I should stop by the arena and check how they're doing...
Kiryu
...
Chris
Hm? Kiryu? Gonna pass by your old friend without saying howdy?
Kiryu
Chris. My apologies.
Chris
You look like you're in a hurry. Everything alright?
Kiryu
I'm trying to get to Coolsville Hills quick. It's a long story. Date has been kidnapped.
Chris
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait up. You said... Date? Kidnapped?
You know... To me, Date is like a member of my squad. And I'm not leaving anyone else behind!
Kiryu
Chris... Do you mean...
Chris
If anyone is laying a hand on one of my men, they're gonna have to answer to me!
You can tell me the details on the way there. I'm coming along.
Kiryu
So, that'll be the two of us, then.
Chris
More than enough if you ask me. Shimano would agree, too.
Coolsville Hills, huh...
Kiryu
That's where we need to go.

Men of Justice[edit | edit source]

  1. Adol Christin
  2. Kido Reiji
  3. George Jackman
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Contendership: Bad to the Bone #1 Contender
  • Triple-Threat
  • No-DQ

Elimination By
Kido Reiji Adol Christin
Adol Christin Winner

AEW Tag-Team Championship: Being The U.S.S. Ep. 2[edit | edit source]

Ghost
Rough week this one, eh? Maybe all the traveling has put us in rough shape.
Although I have a better idea of what the real problem was in our last match...
VECTOR
The ref.
Ghost
Heeeeey, no need to spoil it! But yeah, that was a great match, heading into a great finish... And then he just had to screw it up.
VECTOR
He paid for it, though.
Ghost
Well, yeah! You might be wondering "Wait, why do we have a different referee on AEW now?"
The answer is simple. And no, he didn't get fired. But I bet he wishes that was the case.
Instead, he's recovering from.... AN EXTRACTION KICK PAR-TAY!
VECTOR
We did that after the cameras cut to commercials.
Ghost
I guess you can call it a "Dark Segment". Insider term, I know. But you guys are smart!
But yeah, those "notorious" guys have been giving us trouble lately.
Even if we had a clear rope break on that second match, two losses in a row isn't something to take lightly.
VECTOR
Last time that happened was when we faced Slate Randall and Slapnuts two-on-two in a rematch at Mudshow Madness 4.
Ghost
Seven-stars, by the way. You should totally check that one out.
That's also when we coined our signature move, "Perd Driver".

ARMSTRONG
@USS4life I firmly believe the world would be a better place without Perd. He is the most dangerous kind of Mark there is. #Hungry

VECTOR
Only a handful of people have kicked out of more than 4 of those in a match.
Ghost
Yeah, it's one of the most protected finishers to date in the independent scene!
And we're looking to make N.T.R. eat one of those tonight. Hope y'all tune in for it!
VECTOR
Or else... You might find yourself in the receiving end...
Ghost
Of an EXTRACTION KICK PAR-TAAAAAAAAAY!

  1. Notorious Talent RisingMajima Goro & Teddy Maxis are #AllElite
  2. The U.S.S.VECTOR & Ghost are #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: AEW Tag-Team
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Ghost Teddy Maxis
Notorious Talent Rising Winner

Amakusa's SPINE-TINGLING Announcement[edit | edit source]

Amakusa
Great to be here tonight at Amakusa Elite Wrestling at the Amakusa Elite Wrestling arena for another episode of Amakusa Elite Wrestling Dynamite
(Possibly Amakusa Elite Wrestling's flagship show)
We're happy to provide you all with another amazing episode with very entertaining matchups and storylines that have been carefully crafted by our team
As we've got yet another gargantuan announcement coming up well that is more than just one announcement and that is just TONIGHT because as I announced last week
We've got a flurry of announcements coming up in the coming weeks so not just tonight but also last week and also next week and the week after
And the week after and the week after we've got announcement after announcement after announcement just delivering huge surprises to you guys
I would like to start by congratulating our newest champion here in AEW our Future of Wrestling Champion and that is Eugene Chaud
I told you all last week about his Load Chaud shirt available now on AEWshop.com and I just got myself one to support that amazing star of the future
Who has now proven himself worthy of the brass ring that he could get nowhere else but in AEW and it's only in AEW that you could find talent such as him
Talent that has never been scouted by "the fed" because they just don't broaden their horizons they don't know where to look to find the greatest ring workers there is
And we found Eugene at a recent OMW show at the nearby bingo hall as he tore the house down in a match against Stacked McSlacks by the way if you're wondering...
Stacks McSlacks could show up at Amakusa Elite Wrestling anytime soon my answer to you is just wait and see everything is possible around here
And we'd love to have a talent like him working for us and showing everyone what he's truly capable of I know he's got some past story with stars such as The U.S.S.
So those are some potential dream matches in the future but moving on I'd like to congratulate Eugene not only on his title win but also on his amazing performance
He showed up for the main event spot for the first time ever and oh boy did he deliver him and Steve just went at it like veterans
They knew exactly what to do and nailed some amazing moves including some of the best suicide dives I've ever seen or tope suicidas if you'd like to call it that mamma mia
I think those guys have got it all to succeed and it's in order to really give guys like them this sense of recognition that I'm proud to announce the first announcement of tonight
And that is the AEW "Hardcore Ass Motherfucker" Title it shall only be awarded to the most hardcore fucker currently in our company and here at AEW
As you can see we don't hesitate when using the F word unless you the F word you're talking about is "fed" because FUCK the fed and holy SHIT we FUCKING love saying FUCK

ARMSTRONG
@TurnItOff You and your unpg show suck. The Senator is a cutie & a PG legend. Thankfully I'm staying away from it. #Hungry

Amakusa
Just like we FUCKING love science because we aren't PG we are a MATURE program for MATURE people and alongside that we would also like to announce
The debut of a HUGE STAR coming up next week on Amakusa Elite Wrestling I know you were all excited for Captain Soap debuting last week but
But we're about to outdo ourselves like always a man who held gold before a massive main eventer wherever he went and he's coming to AEW looking for exactly that

ARMSTRONG
@TurnItOff FINALLY?!!! The Senator is coming to AEW?!! This show is gonna rock! #Hungry

Amakusa
Gold and he'll make sure to grab the brass ring as soon as he gets here He is someone with lots of fan support and I'm sure all that support all that love from the crowd and
The AEW community will propel him to greater heights than ever before a man truly capable of breaking the glass eiling and perhaps the most legendary debuts of them all
Coming to AEW last weekI can't wait I can't wait I can't wait LET'S FUCKING GO!

Hardcore Ass Motherfucker Championship: Hardcore Mecha Killing Action[edit | edit source]

  1. Zag "5'0" reus is #AllElite
  2. White Glint is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Championship: Hardcore Ass Motherfucker
  • Extreme Rules

Zag "5'0" reus Winner

G-man's Family Back in the Business[edit | edit source]

G-Man
Youse see, Jimmy, dis was indeed da right move, ya know?
Took me a while to negotiate dis little deal, but we're makin' serious bank now!
And wit dose guys to protect our backs, we can take care of our own business, no problemo.
Deal wit da tings dat really matter, ya know? Forget 'bout da small stuff.
James
I didn't expectghetti anythin' less from a mastamind such as you, pizza!
G-Man
Now dat we've taken da seat-fillin' deal as well, we're gonna be bringin' in da most dough outta all families. We'll be rollin' in the green, my friend.
Lil' money-mark Amakusa was all about pullin' in dose ratin' numbers.
Good job gatherin' da boys for dat. Just make sure dey don't bail out early next time, capiche? We need 'em 'til da job's done.
James
Sorry. It must've been hahd on 'em, gabagool? It's difficult work.
G-Man
Yeah, yeah, I get dat. Still, our family don't do anythin' halfway. We're all or nothin'.
But still, well done! You truly are the mozzarella to mia pizza!
That's why I'm trustin' youse wit overseen' da rest of our deals next week. You got da smarts, kid.
Gotta make sure da restaurants and da plumbing company are runnin' smoothly. Can't have any hiccups, ya dig?

ARMSTRONG
@EyyyFreeman If you want to see The Senator TRADEMARK review some italian restaurants next, let me know! #FeedMeMore #Hungry

James
You can trust me with that! I'll make sure tha record pasta continues fo' a long time!
G-Man
Den let's get to work, eh? Time ta make some serious dough!

Live Arisato Reaction: Contendership Scaffold Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Eugene Chaud is #AllElite
  2. Rance is #AllElite
  3. Komaeda Nagito is #AllElite
  4. Yamada is #AllElite
  5. Peppino is #AllElite
  6. "Alucard" is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Rented Arena
  • Contendership: AEW World #1 Contender
  • Scaffolding Ladder

Yamada Winner

The champion Arisato Misato comes to the ring to sit down and watch the match on the titantron as it takes place in a rented arena.

All-Artic Contenders[edit | edit source]

  1. Steve Burnside is #AllElite
  2. Ay'im Ge is #AllElite
  3. Joe Merrick is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Contendership: AEW All-Artic Circle #1 Contender
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Joe Merrick Steve Burnside
Steve Burnside Winner

To Rescue A Brother of Soul[edit | edit source]

Dante
You know, I guess trading magazines was a good idea after all.
You've all got some stuff I hadn't seen before.
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! I've been collecting them for a long time.
But I need to say, the stuff you've brought isn't bad either!
Dante
What can I say? I've got my fair share of experience with this stuff.
I'd die from boredom in the office otherwise.
Mizuki
Hey, listen up! I've got some important news regarding Date!
Ooishi
...Mizuki? What happened? ...Date?
Mizuki
Date... He's been missing. I thought you knew about it already?
Ooishi
Last I heard of him he went to get some fresh air after losing in Mahjong.

ARMSTRONG
@ACOn I've got even bigger news for you! 10% off on all our supplements RIGHT NOW & for the rest of the night using code FEEDMEAEW! :muscle: #Hungry

Ooishi
He does this all the time, so we didn't pay it much mind.
Mizuki
So, some sort of creature... Some monster kidnapped him!
Kiryu has been on the case. He's trying to get him back... And we might have a lead now about where he was taken to.
Not only him, but apparently more people on the AEW Locker Room as well. And they say the "Head of the Tower" also hasn't shown up for work lately.
Dante
You mean the Prince?
Mizuki
Yeah! So, are you guys gonna help us out or not? Come on!
Ooishi
O-Of course we will! I'll make a few calls to the station right away!
Date is like a brother to me. Like a Soul Brother... We'll get him back!
Raiden
And I'll switch things up so I start getting ads about single males in my area as well. Knowing Date, he's bound to show up in one of those!
Dante
Date... But The Prince as well, huh?
The Prince is an old friend of mine. You've probably noticed we wrestle the same style. We carry that early-2000s action heritage.
And I heard Date has quite the collection he keeps in his jacket. Would be a shame if I never got to see any of it!
You say a creature took him. Perhaps a demon? Sounds like a job for me!
Mizuki
I guess you're finally making yourselves useful. Let's do this!

Twitch.tv Title Eliminator[edit | edit source]

  1. Rakesh Kumar Orton is #AllElite
  2. ZOOM is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Contendership: Twitch.tv #1 Contender
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Rakesh Kumar Orton Winner

Nero Welcomes Debuts Live On Dynamite[edit | edit source]

Nero
So... What do you guys wanna talk about?
Me, I wanna talk about debuts.
We've had so many big ones recently, and as you all know, there's even more to come!
And myself, as the Executive Vice-President of Amakusa Elite Wrestling...
I feel like I have a lot of responsibilities when it comes to this company.
One of them includes making sure the talent we hire can fit right in, and adapt as smoothly as possible to this new environment.
Those people come from all kinds of different backgrounds.
And as someone who's against all kinds of discrimination and prejudice...

ARMSTRONG
@NotDeadweight Yet you treat me like this, reporting my account & standing with those shadowbanning me and shortening my range. Shame. We could be good friends. #Hungry

Nero
I wanna make sure everyone is comfortable here. And I also wanna make sure they're performing at their top form.
That's why I consider myself to be kind of a "guardian". I like being the one to "test the waters" with the new guys.
So, when I heard about Amakusa's announcement of a huge debut coming up next week, I got all excited!
That's why I'm issuing a challenge to whoever that is. I want them to come out and face me in the ring next week.
This is my welcoming gift to that legendary new hiring, that we were told is a former champion.
Well, I'm a champion myself around here. And while on topic... I know of a few people who have their eyes on my Trios Championship.
Captain Soap, I'm sad that I wasn't able to welcome you into the company last week. You already had a match set up for yourself...
But I think it's time for your first one-on-one! And on the main event of tonight's Dynamite!
And let's up the stakes a little, shall we? I heard your friends from the U.S.S. wanna come for the trios titles!
Let's make this an eliminator match! If you beat me, you will get a shot at it!
You better get ready... I'll see you in three minutes!

  1. Nero is #AllElite
  2. Captain Soap is #AllElite
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Contendership: AEW Trios #1 Contender
  • Title Eliminator

Captain Soap Winner

To Find the Missing Wrestlers[edit | edit source]

Battler
...So THIS is how you made it here in AEW, I see.
Man, if only I knew it was that simple! I should've come up with a new gimmick before I debuted.
John Witcher
Yeah. Becoming John Witcher really got rid of that "fed stink" for me, immediately.
Geralt wouldn't be able to grab the brass ring like I just did. To make an impact and to shake the very foundation of this industry.
Battler
Well, no point in crying over spilled milk. I'll figure something out.
But still, I really appreciate getting to talk with you about this!
John Witcher
I mean, anyone who's friends with Steve is okay in my book. He's a good one.
Battler
True... Steve is a good friend. So, hoping to see you in the ring sometime!
John Witcher
Yeah. With enough hard work, maybe you'll be able to crack the glass ceiling soon.
Battler
I'll try my best! Even if I need to do a suicide dive through it!
John Witcher
Already assimilating the AEW spirit, I see. See you around!
Battler
Steve... You've really done a lot for me.
Well, still, I'm not booked for tonight. Gotta keep grinding on Dark. But for now, it's time to take a rest.
Maybe I'll have some good dreams tonight, for once.
Announcer
Breaking news!
Battler
Huh?
Announcer
A group of talented and famous AEW stars has been reported missing.
Legendary wrestlers Steve, alongside his friends Todoroki, Shrek and Grinch, have not showed up to work today.
They were expected to have a tag team match at tonight's Dynamite.
The police is currently looking at what could have happened to them. We'll be on our watch for future updates.
Battler
...Steve...
This can't be... Why?
You're respected by everyone in the locker room. A legend. And an amazing partner to boot.
You've saved me, and I can bet that many others, from a slump. You've put smiles on the faces of so many people.

ARMSTRONG
@WitchesArentReal I'm sure Steve is a great guy to be around but no one is a better mentor than The Senator. If you ever need someone to be on your corner at AEW just DM me back #Hungry

Battler
So... Why you? Why... Is this happening?
I... I...
It's useless! It's all useless! UWOOOOOOOOARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
W-What?
Agent 47
OPEN UP! LET ME IN ALREADY!
WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS MAXERINO?!!!
Battler
Maxerino?
Agent 47
I KNOW YOU TOOK HIM, YOU FILTHY FAGGOT! DON'T LIE TO ME!
Battler
I don't know what you're sayi-
Agent 47
DON'T YOU LOVE MAXERINO? SAY IT AGAIN! SAY YOU LOVE MAXERINO!
Battler
I...
Agent 47
SAY IT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
Battler
I... I love Maxerino! I love Maxerino!
Agent 47
YOU LOVE HIM? THEN YOU REALLY SEDUCED HIM AND TOOK HIM AWAY HUH?!
YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE THE PROFESSIONAL?!
Battler
L-Leave me alone! I just lost someone important too!
Agent 47
WHO? YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND? YOU THINK I'M GONNA BELIEVE THAT?!
Battler
I-It's the truth... The only guy who was willing to talk to me when I was down in the dumps... He went missing...
Agent 47
...
So you don't love Maxerino?
Battler
I don't even know who you mean by that!
But if you had someone dear to you go missing too... Maybe there's something going on here.
Listen, I know this is weird to say to someone who was just threatening me a few seconds ago, but... What if we scratch each other's backs?
Agent 47
B-Battler...
M-Miss me with that queer stuff!
Battler
I didn't mean it that way! Just helping each other out, you know? We could investigate this together.
Agent 47
...
F-Fine! Okay, fine! If this leads me to Maxerino... Then I'll do it!
Battler
Alright! Looking forward to see what you're capable of, Assassin!
Agent 47
...But you'll pay me 1,000,000 dollars if you fail.

To Be Finally Here[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
I'm finally here...