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Asian Gangs Retreat[edit | edit source]

Emir
Ya Ibn el Sharmouta!
Raiden
What do we do? We need to consult the Elder Gods...
Emir
Allah says we need to retreat immediately!
Dammit, and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Pixy
Aw! Where did he get that from?!
Carlos
THE FUCK...!?
Jensen
...
Wait, you guys were affected by that thing?
Oh... Right. My vision is augmented.
Either way, we didn't come here to take them as prisoners. We're just clearing the path to Ruber.
Carlos
Ruber... is he working with Zero?
Pixy
Carlos, "Zero" has nothing to do with our current operations.
Carlos
Oh... Hahah, right... I just forgot about the peculiarities of this history!
Hmmm, by the way, Jensen... Why didn't you help me when I was getting pinned in the match we just had?
You were pretty close by and everything...
Jensen
I, uh... That guy with glasses threw a flashbang at me, hahaha!
Pixy
Wasn't your vision augm-
Jensen
Shhhhhhhhhhh.
Carlos
Ah, I see! That's a shame! Good thing you managed to finish the job, though!
So, you guys are my friends now, right?
Jensen
...
Pixy
...Let's just look for the others and help them back to the ship.
Carlos
Alright! Let's save everyone!

Adol Has A Plan[edit | edit source]

Ruber
Enough playing around, we need to stop them!
Adol, I have a plan...
Adol
I can handle this myself. Don't you remember what I did to Dimitri?
I've got my sights set on their new recruit.
He looks like too much of a wuss to even put up a fight.
Have you seen the way he walks to the ring? What a joke.
It's not something someone who takes this seriously would do.
Besides, I know how to survive around this place. You don't need to keep tabs on me.
Ruber
You sure have changed ever since you joined us...
Adol
I wouldn't have went anywhere if I didn't. The old me was just as much of a pussy as those guys.
But I learned just in time that following a weak leader like theirs would get me killed.
Ruber
Even if you refuse to follow my plans... I have to say I'm proud!
You've become someone capable of bringing destruction and sorrow by yourself!
Adol
Tch...
I'll be on my way now. See ya.

Adol Teaches Lawfags A Lesson[edit | edit source]

  1. Aleph
  2. Adol Christin
  • Singles

Winner Adol Christin

Adol
Heheheh... You're just as frail as I expected...
I almost wish you could have put up more of a fight...
But I have to say, you made me realize something.
I'm too good for this shit.
Aleph
...W-What do you mean?
Adol
I was just talking about how following a weak leader would only get you killed earlier...
Yet I was doing the same myself. Such hypocrisy.
Ruber is nothing compared to me. You'll learn that soon enough.
I'll let you live for now so you can see that with your own eyes.
Farewell.
Aleph
...That man doesn't seem like he can be trusted at all.
To abandon his own master like that...
Did he do... the right thing?

Ruber Calls Forth Dutch[edit | edit source]

Arthur
So there you are... You coward!
Ruber
Hahahah, twelve years and you still haven't let go of that grudge, right, ARTHUR?
You got lucky the last time around. But this time, my plan won't fail me!
Arthur
You're right, things WILL be different!
Because you're not just gonna get away with a beating!
Tearing ya apart and taking you prisoner is gonna feel a lot better!
Ruber
So you'll be the one facing me? I guess Ingurland really is a failure...
He can't even fight for his own Kingdom himself!
Arthur
Shut up! I don't know where he is, but me and you also have personal business!
Ruber
You just won't let go of Dutch, will you?
Well... It seems like he won't let go of you either...
Arthur
What do you mean?
Ruber
Turn around and you'll see. For now, I'll be taking my leave.

> Ruber pushed the wall next to him with his hands, leaving through a secret passage.

Arthur
WAIT! YOU'RE NOT JUST ESCAPING LIKE TH-
Dutch
AAAAARTHUR! MY BOY! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
Arthur
What... Dutch? What the hell are ya doing here?
Just let me go! I need to stop him! Isn't that what you want, too?
Dutch
I do want to stop him, but there's a bigger priority in my mind now, Arthur. You!
Arthur
What do you mean? He's the one who betrayed you! He ended your career, for God's sake!
Dutch
The whole place was demolished a little after that anyway!
It doesn't matter anymore! What matters is... The plan I have for you, friend. For us.
Arthur
Plan? Have you lost your damn mind? We need to stop Ruber!
Dutch
Oh, trust me, my boy, we will stop him! But first, I'll need you to come with me.
We can go back, Arthur. Back to our place!
Arthur
I already said I'm not going to Tahiti with you!
Dutch
This isn't Tahiti I'm talking about. The Mangoes grow tastier somewhere else...
But if you aren't going to cooperate, then I guess I'll have to do it the old way...
Because at the end of the day, you're coming with me!
Arthur
Like hell I am! You'll have to take me out first!
  1. Dutch van der Linde
  2. Arthur Morgan
  • Singles

Winner Dutch van der Linde

The Match For The Kingdom[edit | edit source]

Ruber
...Who knew that getting away from a raid would be that easy...
Thankfully those old castles always have a few traps and secret passages in them! Hahahahahahah!
Ingurland
...You thinkin' of getting away without a foight, mate?
Ruber
Impossible... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Ingurland
That Ngubu lad is so smart he knew you'd be comin' 'ere, so he made sure to have me wait for ya!
His manners might be a bit... rough, but he gets the job done!
Ruber
You... You...
Ingurland
Got sum chippy stuck in your throat, lad? Speak up!
Ruber
YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS KINGDOM BACK! THIS IS ALL I'VE BUILT WITH A LIFE'S WORK!
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED!
Ingurland
You didn't work fer this Kingdom, you won the crown at a rigged fookin match fer God's sake!
A real King is one who earns the respect of his people!
Besides... Did you ever get a loicense fer being a King, mate? Becooz I bloody did!
Ruber
I'll show you how I conquered this land!
Ingurland
Then com' get som', lad!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Ruber (0)
  2. Cam on Ingurland (2)
  • Singles

Winner Cam on Ingurland

Missile Strike[edit | edit source]

Ruber
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ingurland
CAAAAAAM OOOOOOON! WE FOOKIN DID IT, LADS!
THE KINGDOM IS MOINE AGAIN!
AND AS MY FIRST ROYAL DECREE...
WE'RE HAVIN' FREE CHIPPY, GRAVY AND BEER FOR EVERYONE FOR A FOOKIN MONTH!
AND A NORF F.C. GAME TO CELEBRATE IT, OF COURSE!
MAY THE PEOPLE OF INGURLAND BE BLESSED ABOVE ALL!
Awright, I guess we're takin' this lad prisoner, then...
Ruber
You can't be... But... My plan!
Ingurland
Yeah, you're gunna have plenty of toime to think aboot those plans of yours in prison!
You can relax, though, mate! Our cells are way better than those! Ahahahahaha!
Ruber
DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Ingurland
...Wait... What's that noise?
Pixy
...Do you all hear that?
This place is under alert! There's a goddamn missile coming!
We don't have the time! Let's all evacuate!
Phi
Sir, nothing is working! We can't fly away at all!
Jensen
Dammit! What do we do now?!
Rando
...Follow me...
Pixy
W-What? Y-You...
Jensen
We have no choice! Let's go!
Pixy
You saved us... But... But why?
Graham
Such is God's plan. You are not to die here.
Jensen
But... What about Ingurland and Ruber?
Graham
Their fates aren't up to us to decide.
Jensen
No, we can't just leave them behind!
Graham
It's too late... The bomb is about to go off...

Date Tries Again[edit | edit source]

Date
...So, you guys are fine with me going alone, right?
Raiden
Date, I don't think this is a good idea...
Ooishi
Are you sure you can handle it?
Date
Please, let me have this.
I failed last time around. It won't happen again... I promise.
Raiden
...
Ooishi
...
Date
Three magazines for each of you.
Ooishi
Deal.
Raiden
I don't like mags! I told you that like twenty times before, dammit!
Date
...Fine, three cards for you, then!
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu... Seems like you're pretty good at negotiating...
Raiden
...I'll take it!
Date
Besides, you guys have a #1 Contender's match tonight thanks to your performance, right?
Go have fun with that!
Raiden
Man, I can't wait to take back that championship! It's been so long...
Ooishi
Everyone at my ballroom classes will be impressed when I come in wearing that belt!
Date
I'll see you later, guys...
Ooishi
Try not to get hurt. We'll need you around soon!
Raiden
Yeah! Take care, buddy...

ELIMINATION CHAMBER[edit | edit source]

  1. Raiden
  2. Narushima Koga
  3. Demi-fiend
  4. Narukami Yu
  5. Ooishi Kuraudo
  6. Okabe Rintaro
  • Elimination Chamber

Wrestler Eliminated Details
Okabe Rintarou Narukami Yu
Ooishi Kuraudo Okabe Rintarou
Narushima Koga Ooishi Kuraudo
Demi-fiend
Raiden
Winner Narushima Koga

Messiah Squashes Evil Warrior of Chaos[edit | edit source]

  1. Saint HUNK
  2. Rakesh Kumar Orton
  • Singles

Winner HUNK

Mistah Hideo...[edit | edit source]

Hideo
Ah, yes! Another great night for our show!
If this keeps up, we'll reach our final objective in no time!
That HUNK... always delivering when we need him the most!
Wait... Huh...?

Voice
Ooohhh mistah Hideooo... Wakey wakeyyy...
Hideo
Mmmmghgh....
...W-Where... Am I?
K-Kojima? W-Where are my pants...?
Kojima
Ahhh... A rot has happenedu sinceru you tooko overru the show...
Tee eff arr has been very boringu ratery, mistah Hideo...
So howru dido you rando such a comfortaburu positionu even afteru herpingu me witto The Finaru Impacto ando personarry workingu on prototyperu?
Fushigidane, Hideo-san...
Hideo
T-That doesn't matter! I was just doing my job!
H-How... How are you still around?
I thought...
Kojima
I sharr neveru go away, mistah Hideo... I'rr be arways watchingo you!
It's timeru for you to pray a rittre geimu with me, mistah Hideo...
Hideo
A-A g-game...? Please... Please no!
Kojima
You're goingo to haveru to beatto my goodo frienderu's meatto in crose quarteru combatto...
Am I raito, Suneku?
Hideo
No... No, mister... Kojima-sama... Please! PLEAAAAAAAAASE! S-Stop! Y-YAMEROOOOOOOO PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!
Kojima
You see, mistah Hideo... Suneku is raito behindo you!
I thinku he wanto to baito you...
Hideo
No! Please! NOT FROM BEHIND, I'M BEGGING YOOOOOOOU!

TFR Underground Rumble[edit | edit source]

  1. Asian Ref
  2. Crono
  3. Johnny Gat
  4. Kong Wenge
  5. Miyamoto Akira
  6. Takahashi Keisuke
  7. Luigi
  8. Mitchell
  9. Denji
  10. Mishima Kazumi
  11. Demoman
  12. Amakusa Juuza
  13. Togami Byakuya?
  14. Eren Jaeger
  15. Nishimura Hiroyuki
Crono → Asian Ref
Miyamoto Akira → Kong Wenge
Miyamoto Akira → Luigi
Mitchell → Miyamoto Akira
Mishima Kazumi → Takahashi Keisuke
Crono → Denji
Amakusa Juuza → Mishima Kazumi
Demoman → Togami Byakuya?
Johnny Gat → Mitchell
Amakusa Juuza → Demoman
Crono → Eren Jaeger
Nishimura Hiroyuki → Crono
Amakusa Juuza → Amakusa Juuza
Johnny Gat → Nishimura Hiroyuki
  • Johnny Gat
    • Win

Dlanor At McDonalds[edit | edit source]

Dlanor
I wonder what could be taking them so LONG.
Dutch
I'm sure it's a busy day.
Arthas alone can't really feed everyone in the factory, so they have to order extra food from here sometimes.
Dlanor
But I want my NUGGIES.
Dutch
...Just wait a bit, Dlanor. If the waitress doesn't come over soon, I'll go talk to them.
Dlanor
Okay, but while we wait, I have a QUESTION.
Do you have GAMES on your PHONE?
Graham
Oh, games, you say? My phone is running on TempleOS. It's full of them!
And they're all a gift of God himself!
Dlanor
Does that mean I can play FORTNITE?
Dutch
...Well, nevermind that! There she is!
Waitress
May I take your order, sir?
Dutch
Rando, you know what to ask for.
Rando
...I'll have a McMango, a Holy Burger and... and... A McChicken?
Dutch
Rando, you idiot! How many times do you need to be told?! Dlanor will only eat Happy Meals!
You've been taking care of her by how long at this point?!
Rando
And a Happy Meal.
Dlanor
Excuse me MISS, I want the HAPPY MEAL with the LEGO Big Chungus toy and apple JUICE.
Graham
Apple juice? Isn't that a forbidden drink for kids?
Dutch
You're thinking of Leon's "apple juice", Graham.
Waitress
Understood! Thank you!
Graham
Everyone, let us not forget to pray and thank God when our food arrives.
Dlanor
YAY! I will finally get my NUGGIES and TOYS!
Thank you, MISTER!
Rando
...

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK?
  2. Masuda Junichi
  • HUNK?
    • Win

Komaeda Returns To The Clowns[edit | edit source]

Hisoka
So, how did it go? I don't see happiness in your eyes!
Komaeda
They... They didn't want my bloon...
Clowns
...
HOW DARE THEY???
Sweet Tooth
THEY HURT OUR NEW RECRUIT, JUST LIKE THAT?
THEY JUST BROKE HIS HEART FOR NO REASON!
Hisoka
My precious little baby, Clownmaeda...
JOKER
HyeeeHEHAHEAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH SUCH A THING! THEY WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT!
Sweet Tooth
Are you thinking the same thing I am, chief?
They're going over to that factory, right?
JOKER
OF COURSE! THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME EVERYTHING!
THAT LITTLE RAT CALLED TATSUYA! I KNEW I'D HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM SOONER OR LATER!
Hisoka
So, we're giving him no choice...
Thinking about what we'll do to him is getting me all... EXCITED!
Sweet Tooth
If he isn't taking the damn bloon, I'll have to shove it down his throat instead!
JOKER
THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE, ISN'T IT? HYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY MAY HAVE RUN AWAY FROM THAT BURNING FORT!
BUT THEY CAN'T RUN FROM THE VOICES... VOICESVOICESVOICESVOICESVOICES!

King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarter-Finals 1[edit | edit source]

  1. My Friend Hitler (H. P. Lovecraft & Mishima Yukio)
  2. The Final Gamble (Maximillion Pegasus & Erwin Smith)
  • Tag-Team

Winner The Final Gamble

King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarter-Finals 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Rog & Tyrone (Rog Rogerson & Big Man Tyrone)
  2. The Hacks (Ilya Kuvshinov & Andrew Dobson)
  • Tag-Team

Winner Rog & Tyrone

Haze & Eric Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Haze
Man, I still can't believe we won those titles...
Extra
Hey! No need to be an asshole about it!
Haze
Yeah, whatever. Now, onto more important stuff...
You know that commentator I told you about?
Extra
What about him?
Haze
I was right. Seems like he's a pedo fuck after all...

Jerry Lawler
So, after the show, I can expect you here, right?
I've got a lot of candy hidden in my pants...
It'll be up to you to find it!
Cunny
I love candy! Do you have gum?
Jerry Lawler
I've got a lot more than you can chew, for sure!

Extra
And what are we gonna do about that?
Haze
Oh, don't worry, I already set something up...

Invasion Arriving[edit | edit source]

Announcer
And thus, we conclude yet another amazing night here at the King of the Boards tournament!
Who is gonna make it to the finals? Who will be eliminated the next time around?
Tune in for our next show to find out!
Up next on the TFR Network is a documentary about our savior and the greatest wrestler to ever live, HUNK!
Have a good night, everyone, and I'll see you around!
...
Phew. That was tiresome.
Gotta be loud, flashy, and trashy to get the dimes flowing.
...Huh? What do you mean?
An invasion? Enemies are approaching the factory?
Hang loose, baby! It's nothing we can't take care of!

Raid To The Factory Deploying[edit | edit source]

Central
We have gathered some of our finest warriors this time around.
And there's a very good reason for that.
We're going to be invading unknown territory. We don't really have any idea what awaits us.
What we know for sure is that it's one of those "factories" everyone seems to be working on nowadays.
They're controlled by the Three Kings, but we've heard that BANS's army might be around the place too.
We'll have to tread carefully. Good luck.
Date
So... a factory... That's where they took Joe, huh?
This time, he won't get away that easily!
Makoto
If Komaeda was here, things would probably be easier...
Just what happened to him...?
Kadoya
Don't worry, we can handle this.
Tatsuya
...Can you please take off those glasses already? They're making me... uncomfortable.
Kadoya
Get over it.
Aniki
BANS's army is there? So there's a chance he is, too...
Fred
Leon, you better not lose that belt. Once I'm back, I want a match for it...

Reporting on the Factory[edit | edit source]

Reporter
...It was a dimly-lit factory.
There was a bad, humid smell and an inorganic feel to it.
Even though it was so bustling with activity and even noisy, ...it still felt eerily quiet.
The entire area... was filled with massive cages with TVs inside them.
There was no sunshine anywhere, only blackness. Only the light that emanated from the TVs made it possible to see anything.
Inside that sea of cages... There were humans... If you could even call them that, by this point.
There were men and women, kids and adults, the young and the old.
All of them sitting down. All of them with a fixated gaze.
From their seats, they wouldn't take their eyes off the TV.
They were watching wrestling matches. And all of those matches had the same outcome.
A "Messiah" would leave the ring with his arms raised in victory.
Yet, despite the predictable results, they would always rise from their seats in excitement after every match.
You could only hear the same phrases, over and over again, coming from the TVs.
"Ah, the old vicious head crank!"
"Look at the torque!"
"He wants no part of the outside!"
"Swinging Neckbreaker!"
That was what their minds were reduced to.
Employee
Man, that's actually pretty fun!
Reporter
That was what their lives were reduced to.
Employee
It's like a dream job. Robert, get me more crab legs!
Reporter
They needed to produce the "dimes".
Employee
I love HUNK!
Reporter
Because they had to help. Because that would be the only way to reach the promised land.
Employee
This seat is really comfortable.
Reporter
...All was in the name of guiding humanity down the right path...
...Or was it, really?
Employee
Yeah, working here is actually really simple. I like it.

Chris Finally Finds Ethan[edit | edit source]

Fred
Walking around here has been easier than I thought.
I wonder if the security is busy with the others?
Or maybe... Maybe they just SUCK!
Although I have been hearing a few footsteps once in a while...
They sound... pretty loud...
I'd imagine those are similar to the ones Leon told me about...
When he was stuck in R.P.D. during that zombie apocalypse... Mr. X, was it?
Could it be they have one of those here too?
Or...
Voice
EEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Chris
I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN TO YOU, ETHAN!
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER, HUH?
Fred
Chris... What do you mean?
Chris
YOU THOUGHT WEARING SOME SHITTY SHADES AND A PURPLE JACKET WOULD THROW ME OFF?
TO HELL WITH THAT, I CAN SMELL IT, ETHAN!
I CAN SMELL YOUR SEMEN, AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT INSIDE MY SISTER JUST YET!
BUT IT WILL BE ALL OVER HER ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Fred
...What? My name isn't Ethan!
Chris
HAHAHAHA, VERY NICE JOKE, ASSHOLE!
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE IT BY FORCE?!
Fred
I don't really get what's happening...
But if you wanna go at it again... Then come on!
  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Fred Jones
  • Singles

Winner Chris Redfield

Robert Brings The Crab Legs[edit | edit source]

Robert
Incredible work! You've been sitting there for soooo long while barely moving!
I wish the other employees were this dedicated!
Suguri
Whatever... Can you get me a few more crab legs?
Robert
Sure thing! I'll ask Arthas to get them done as soon as possible!
Now, onto the next one...
Joe! Are you paying attention?!
JOE!
We can't afford letting you just sleep on the job like that!
Joe
WOAH!
I... I... Uhhh... I'm sorry, sir.
Robert
You were brought here for a reason.
We needed everyone we could get right now to put the dimes production at full throttle!
And the Kings could take care of the financial side of things, anyway...
Joe
I-It's fine! *burp*
I-I will get right back to it!
Robert
Alright... You better.
Arthas! Just who I was looking for!
Okay, so we've got an order of crab legs for Suguri's cage and...
Arthas
I'm sorryam, butter we've got an emergencyummy.
The unedible ones are all overice this factoast!
Robert
They're invading? Have you told the Producer about it?
Arthas
Indeeddoe! He's comince backiwi fromaine his bananannouncing gig!
Robert
I see. I'll let Joe out for now, then. Maybe he can help with our frontline defenses.
Also, they will probably target our broadcasts. Let's get up there first!

Taken To Fiend's Court[edit | edit source]

Kadoya
Do you guys hear that?
Makoto
That sound... I think I recognize it...
Tatsuya, can you do that one impression again?
Tatsuya
Sure...

> Tatsuya did an impression of a motorcycle engine.

Kadoya
Yeah! That's it! A bike!
Tatsuya
But what business does a motorcycle even have inside this factory?
Mysterious voice
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm kids... You've done it now.
You've gone and mmmmmmmmmade a big mmmmmmmmmmistake...
Tatsuya
Who... Who are you?
Kadoya
Yeah! Show yourself!
Mysterious voice
Mmmmmmmmmmm that doesn't sound like sommmmmmmmething the American Badass would do...
Instead, I'm taking you to Wrestler's Court, and your sentence is 10 Pure Strikes!
Tatsuya
W-What?
Kadoya
Tatsuya!
Makoto
Where did he go? Dammit, did that demonic voice teleport him to his realm?
Kadoya
We don't have time to waste. Let's go look around! Maybe we can find him!
Makoto
Right...!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Hell Biker
  • Tag-Team

Winner Suou Tatsuya

Mario Encounters A Troll[edit | edit source]

Reporter
Alright, that was a good shot...
Wait, someone is coming here-
Strange man
There's an-a invader now-a! Stop right-a there! I will-a not let you-
...
Mario
oh it is fucking you of course it is.
Demaro
god dammit not you again.
Mario
come for another ass whoop mania demaro well i wont disappoint you!
Demaro
you fool you seem to not understand
i am now DEMARO BLANCO my power has increased over ten thousand times you do not stand a chance.
Mario
you think some gay hair dye is going to scare me give me a break
maybe instead of bleaching your hair you should've bleached your stomach and killed yourself you little faggot.
Demaro
wow another edgy suicide joke great you really are a bundle of mystery.
you know what else you are? a bundle of sticks.
aka ur a fagit.
Mario
well if you want your revenge so bad how about you come and get it!
  1. Demaro
  2. Mario
  3. Mitake Miyao
  • Triple-Threat

Winner Mitake Miyao
Notes Made Mario tap like a busta.

Rematch Against The King of Tables[edit | edit source]

Date
Joe! Stop right there!
This ends... he-
...What the hell happened to you?
Joe
The Kings have taken my fortune. I've owed them that much!
But working at this factory is nothing to be ashamed of!
I've been told I'm one of the best employees here, you know?!
That's way more than you could ever dream of!
I was even given an extra-comfortable seat in my cage to help with my performance!
Nevermind that, I'm one of the only ones here who's allowed to take 15 second breaks to stretch my legs after every two hours of work!
Date
...
Man, what the fuck?
Joe
You came all this way just to... challenge me?
You want to steal my hard-earned position from me? You think you deserve it?
This company's ideals are better than yours! We work for the greater good!
You won't stop me from contributing to such a noble cause!
Date
I thought they'd have given you a better deal or something. Not... that.
This is depressing...
I don't even know if I want my revenge anymore. You're just... pathetic.
Joe
How dare you say that to me? I'm still a servant of the Kings, you know?!
Date
You did this... willingly?
Joe
All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.
Date
Joe, you might be a scamming piece of shit, but...
You deserve to get some sense beaten into you. I'll do you a favor!
Joe
Let's get the tables ready, then!
  1. Date Kaname (2)
  2. Tazuna Joe (3)
  • Ironman (15)
  • Tables

Winner Tazuna Joe
Notes Date captured

Yuki Makoto's Sacrifice[edit | edit source]

Kadoya
Shit! We can't find him at all!
Makoto
With just us two around... this will be a hard task.
I hope he's not hurt...
Tatsuya
AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
Clowny voice
HYAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kadoya
Dammit!
That came from... Over there!

JOKER
HYAAHAHAH! ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FUUUUUUUN?
Hisoka
Next time around, maybe you should consider your friend's feelings!
Oh yeah... There won't be a next time!
Sweet Tooth
Can we just kill him already?
Kadoya
STOP RIGHT THERE!
JOKER
OOoooohhhh... I see his buddies are here...
Hisoka
I don't think poor Tatsuya here can put up a fight anymore...
Are you willing to take us on two on three?
Sweet Tooth
You blue-haired fuck! It's time for me to get my revenge!
JOKER
HYAHAHAHAHA! GO ON, PICK YOUR FRIEND UP! TRY TO GET HIM TO FIGHT WITH YOU! I DOUBT HE CAN!
Makoto
...
Kadoya, take Tatsuya and get to the ship. He needs treatment.
Kadoya
What? You can't expect me to just leave you alone!
Makoto
Just go.
Kadoya
No! You're our friend, remember? We can win this fight, even if it's just us two!
Makoto
What happened in your timeline... You two should be able to stop it, right?
You've sacrificed everything to come here and protect us.
So it's my duty to do the same, for the sake of everyone's lives!
Kadoya
...
I see... that fire in your eyes... You've finally found it...
Makoto... I'm sorry...

> Kadoya picks Tatsuya up and starts to run away.

JOKER
HEY! I TOLD YOU TO FIGHT, YOU COWARD!
Sweet Tooth
Come on, don't let him escape!
Makoto
...You're not getting through.
Not while I'm still breathing.
Hisoka
Oh, how cute... He wants to take all of us on to protect his little friends!
You barely even opened your mouth when near them until a while ago!
Makoto
...
Sweet Tooth
You think you can trap us here? We're just gonna kill you, then!
JOKER
I BELIEVE THE VOICES WILL BE PLEASED IF WE MAKE HIS DEATH EXTRA PAINFUL! HYAAAHAHAHAYAYAHYAYAYAHAHAHAHAHA!
  1. Yuki Makoto
  2. The Circus (JOKER & Sweet Tooth & Hisoka)
  • Tornado-Tag
  • Handicap

Winner The Circus

Waking Up[edit | edit source]

Voice
...
...Hey.
Wake up...
Wake up, Tatsuya.
Tatsuya
Mmgh...?
Makoto
...Welcome back...
Tatsuya
Makoto...?
Makoto
It's a good thing we managed to save you.
Kadoya carried you here. You should thank him later.
Tatsuya
He... did?
Makoto
Yeah...
After that thing that happened to Komaeda... I don't think we could handle losing you too...
Because we're here to build the future we want, right?
To stop a dreadful fate...
Tatsuya
You're right... We'll protect everyone, together...
Makoto
...
Tatsuya... Can you promise me one thing, as a friend?
Tatsuya
A friend... This is the first time you've called me that.
Makoto
Please take care of the people around you.
Never give up when fighting the enemy...
Tatsuya
Of course! Of course I will take care of them! Always!
And I can't give up either!
...It's a promise.
Makoto
And... just one last thing...
Tatsuya... Don't cry.
Tatsuya
M-Makoto?!
Makoto
I hope... we can meet again... some day...
Tatsuya
MAKOTO?! MAKOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY... WHY DID YOU...?
...
I must... keep my promise to him...
No matter what... No matter what.

BONUS ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

  1. Kamille Bidan
  2. Nagisa Kaworu
  3. Angry Video Game Nerd
  4. Novislav Djajic
  5. Proto Man
  6. Big Knife Manju
  7. Aulus
  8. Gaius
  9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
  10. Erwin Smith
  11. Ilya Kuvshinov
  12. Phosphophyllite
  13. Scooby
  14. Big Man Tyrone
  15. H. P. Lovecraft
  16. Syobon
  17. Andrew Dobson
  18. Alberto Barbosa
  19. Sheev Palpatine
  20. Abby Armstrong
  21. Kino Punch
  22. Donovan
  23. Stu Pickles
  24. Pink Gril
  25. Maximillion Pegasus
  26. Arino Shinya
  27. Zodiac Killer
  28. This Man
  29. Zyzz
  30. Hazama Masayoshi
  • 30-Man Royal Rumble
Kamille Bidan → Novislav Djajic
Angry Video Game Nerd → Nagisa Kaworu
Big Knife Manju → Angry Video Game Nerd
Aulus → Kamille Bidan
Big Knife Manju → Gaius
Erwin Smith → Aulus
Obi-Wan Kenobi → Big Knife Manju
Phosphophyllite → Proto Man
Scooby → Phosphophyllite
Big Man Tyrone → Erwin Smith
Scooby → Andrew Dobson
Obi-Wan Kenobi → Big Man Tyrone
Syobon → H. P. Lovecraft
Obi-Wan Kenobi → Ilya Kuvshinov
Scooby → Syobon
Sheev Palpatine → Obi-Wan Kenobi
Alberto Barbosa → Scooby
Donovan → Alberto Barbosa
Abby Armstrong → Donovan
Kino Punch → Sheev Palpatine
Stu Pickles → Pink Gril
Zodiac Killer → Kino Punch
Arino Shinya → Maximillion Pegasus
Abby Armstrong → Stu Pickles
Hazama Masayoshi → Zyzz
Abby Armstrong → This Man
Abby Armstrong → Arino Shinya
Zodiac Killer → Abby Armstrong
Hazama Masayoshi → Zodiac Killer
  • Hazama Masayoshi
    • Win

BONUS MATCH[edit | edit source]

  1. Hazama Masayoshi
  2. Senator Armstrong
  • Senator Armstrong
    • Win

Tier List[edit | edit source]