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    Asian Gangs Retreat[edit | edit source]

    Emir
    Ya Ibn el Sharmouta!
    Raiden
    What do we do? We need to consult the Elder Gods...
    Emir
    Allah says we need to retreat immediately!
    Dammit, and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
    Pixy
    Aw! Where did he get that from?!
    Carlos
    THE FUCK...!?
    Jensen
    ...
    Wait, you guys were affected by that thing?
    Oh... Right. My vision is augmented.
    Either way, we didn't come here to take them as prisoners. We're just clearing the path to Ruber.
    Carlos
    Ruber... is he working with Zero?
    Pixy
    Carlos, "Zero" has nothing to do with our current operations.
    Carlos
    Oh... Hahah, right... I just forgot about the peculiarities of this history!
    Hmmm, by the way, Jensen... Why didn't you help me when I was getting pinned in the match we just had?
    You were pretty close by and everything...
    Jensen
    I, uh... That guy with glasses threw a flashbang at me, hahaha!
    Pixy
    Wasn't your vision augm-
    Jensen
    Shhhhhhhhhhh.
    Carlos
    Ah, I see! That's a shame! Good thing you managed to finish the job, though!
    So, you guys are my friends now, right?
    Jensen
    ...
    Pixy
    ...Let's just look for the others and help them back to the ship.
    Carlos
    Alright! Let's save everyone!

    Adol Has A Plan[edit | edit source]

    Ruber
    Enough playing around, we need to stop them!
    Adol, I have a plan...
    Adol
    I can handle this myself. Don't you remember what I did to Dimitri?
    I've got my sights set on their new recruit.
    He looks like too much of a wuss to even put up a fight.
    Have you seen the way he walks to the ring? What a joke.
    It's not something someone who takes this seriously would do.
    Besides, I know how to survive around this place. You don't need to keep tabs on me.
    Ruber
    You sure have changed ever since you joined us...
    Adol
    I wouldn't have went anywhere if I didn't. The old me was just as much of a pussy as those guys.
    But I learned just in time that following a weak leader like theirs would get me killed.
    Ruber
    Even if you refuse to follow my plans... I have to say I'm proud!
    You've become someone capable of bringing destruction and sorrow by yourself!
    Adol
    Tch...
    I'll be on my way now. See ya.

    Adol Teaches Lawfags A Lesson[edit | edit source]

    1. Aleph
    2. Adol Christin
    • Singles

    Winner Adol Christin

    Adol
    Heheheh... You're just as frail as I expected...
    I almost wish you could have put up more of a fight...
    But I have to say, you made me realize something.
    I'm too good for this shit.
    Aleph
    ...W-What do you mean?
    Adol
    I was just talking about how following a weak leader would only get you killed earlier...
    Yet I was doing the same myself. Such hypocrisy.
    Ruber is nothing compared to me. You'll learn that soon enough.
    I'll let you live for now so you can see that with your own eyes.
    Farewell.
    Aleph
    ...That man doesn't seem like he can be trusted at all.
    To abandon his own master like that...
    Did he do... the right thing?

    Ruber Calls Forth Dutch[edit | edit source]

    Arthur
    So there you are... You coward!
    Ruber
    Hahahah, twelve years and you still haven't let go of that grudge, right, ARTHUR?
    You got lucky the last time around. But this time, my plan won't fail me!
    Arthur
    You're right, things WILL be different!
    Because you're not just gonna get away with a beating!
    Tearing ya apart and taking you prisoner is gonna feel a lot better!
    Ruber
    So you'll be the one facing me? I guess Ingurland really is a failure...
    He can't even fight for his own Kingdom himself!
    Arthur
    Shut up! I don't know where he is, but me and you also have personal business!
    Ruber
    You just won't let go of Dutch, will you?
    Well... It seems like he won't let go of you either...
    Arthur
    What do you mean?
    Ruber
    Turn around and you'll see. For now, I'll be taking my leave.

    > Ruber pushed the wall next to him with his hands, leaving through a secret passage.

    Arthur
    WAIT! YOU'RE NOT JUST ESCAPING LIKE TH-
    Dutch
    AAAAARTHUR! MY BOY! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
    Arthur
    What... Dutch? What the hell are ya doing here?
    Just let me go! I need to stop him! Isn't that what you want, too?
    Dutch
    I do want to stop him, but there's a bigger priority in my mind now, Arthur. You!
    Arthur
    What do you mean? He's the one who betrayed you! He ended your career, for God's sake!
    Dutch
    The whole place was demolished a little after that anyway!
    It doesn't matter anymore! What matters is... The plan I have for you, friend. For us.
    Arthur
    Plan? Have you lost your damn mind? We need to stop Ruber!
    Dutch
    Oh, trust me, my boy, we will stop him! But first, I'll need you to come with me.
    We can go back, Arthur. Back to our place!
    Arthur
    I already said I'm not going to Tahiti with you!
    Dutch
    This isn't Tahiti I'm talking about. The Mangoes grow tastier somewhere else...
    But if you aren't going to cooperate, then I guess I'll have to do it the old way...
    Because at the end of the day, you're coming with me!
    Arthur
    Like hell I am! You'll have to take me out first!
    1. Dutch van der Linde
    2. Arthur Morgan
    • Singles

    Winner Dutch van der Linde

    The Match For The Kingdom[edit | edit source]

    Ruber
    ...Who knew that getting away from a raid would be that easy...
    Thankfully those old castles always have a few traps and secret passages in them! Hahahahahahah!
    Ingurland
    ...You thinkin' of getting away without a foight, mate?
    Ruber
    Impossible... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
    Ingurland
    That Ngubu lad is so smart he knew you'd be comin' 'ere, so he made sure to have me wait for ya!
    His manners might be a bit... rough, but he gets the job done!
    Ruber
    You... You...
    Ingurland
    Got sum chippy stuck in your throat, lad? Speak up!
    Ruber
    YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS KINGDOM BACK! THIS IS ALL I'VE BUILT WITH A LIFE'S WORK!
    ALL I'VE EVER WANTED!
    Ingurland
    You didn't work fer this Kingdom, you won the crown at a rigged fookin match fer God's sake!
    A real King is one who earns the respect of his people!
    Besides... Did you ever get a loicense fer being a King, mate? Becooz I bloody did!
    Ruber
    I'll show you how I conquered this land!
    Ingurland
    Then com' get som', lad!

    Match 3[edit | edit source]

    1. Ruber (0)
    2. Cam on Ingurland (2)
    • Singles

    Winner Cam on Ingurland

    Missile Strike[edit | edit source]

    Ruber
    No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Ingurland
    CAAAAAAM OOOOOOON! WE FOOKIN DID IT, LADS!
    THE KINGDOM IS MOINE AGAIN!
    AND AS MY FIRST ROYAL DECREE...
    WE'RE HAVIN' FREE CHIPPY, GRAVY AND BEER FOR EVERYONE FOR A FOOKIN MONTH!
    AND A NORF F.C. GAME TO CELEBRATE IT, OF COURSE!
    MAY THE PEOPLE OF INGURLAND BE BLESSED ABOVE ALL!
    Awright, I guess we're takin' this lad prisoner, then...
    Ruber
    You can't be... But... My plan!
    Ingurland
    Yeah, you're gunna have plenty of toime to think aboot those plans of yours in prison!
    You can relax, though, mate! Our cells are way better than those! Ahahahahaha!
    Ruber
    DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
    Ingurland
    ...Wait... What's that noise?
    Pixy
    ...Do you all hear that?
    This place is under alert! There's a goddamn missile coming!
    We don't have the time! Let's all evacuate!
    Phi
    Sir, nothing is working! We can't fly away at all!
    Jensen
    Dammit! What do we do now?!
    Rando
    ...Follow me...
    Pixy
    W-What? Y-You...
    Jensen
    We have no choice! Let's go!
    Pixy
    You saved us... But... But why?
    Graham
    Such is God's plan. You are not to die here.
    Jensen
    But... What about Ingurland and Ruber?
    Graham
    Their fates aren't up to us to decide.
    Jensen
    No, we can't just leave them behind!
    Graham
    It's too late... The bomb is about to go off...

    Date Tries Again[edit | edit source]

    Date
    ...So, you guys are fine with me going alone, right?
    Raiden
    Date, I don't think this is a good idea...
    Ooishi
    Are you sure you can handle it?
    Date
    Please, let me have this.
    I failed last time around. It won't happen again... I promise.
    Raiden
    ...
    Ooishi
    ...
    Date
    Three magazines for each of you.
    Ooishi
    Deal.
    Raiden
    I don't like mags! I told you that like twenty times before, dammit!
    Date
    ...Fine, three cards for you, then!
    Ooishi
    Nfu-fu-fu... Seems like you're pretty good at negotiating...
    Raiden
    ...I'll take it!
    Date
    Besides, you guys have a #1 Contender's match tonight thanks to your performance, right?
    Go have fun with that!
    Raiden
    Man, I can't wait to take back that championship! It's been so long...
    Ooishi
    Everyone at my ballroom classes will be impressed when I come in wearing that belt!
    Date
    I'll see you later, guys...
    Ooishi
    Try not to get hurt. We'll need you around soon!
    Raiden
    Yeah! Take care, buddy...

    ELIMINATION CHAMBER[edit | edit source]

    1. Raiden
    2. Narushima Koga
    3. Demi-fiend
    4. Narukami Yu
    5. Ooishi Kuraudo
    6. Okabe Rintaro
    • Elimination Chamber

    Wrestler Eliminated Details
    Okabe Rintarou Narukami Yu
    Ooishi Kuraudo Okabe Rintarou
    Narushima Koga Ooishi Kuraudo
    Demi-fiend
    Raiden
    Winner Narushima Koga

    Messiah Squashes Evil Warrior of Chaos[edit | edit source]

    1. Saint HUNK
    2. Rakesh Kumar Orton
    • Singles

    Winner HUNK

    Mistah Hideo...[edit | edit source]

    Hideo
    Ah, yes! Another great night for our show!
    If this keeps up, we'll reach our final objective in no time!
    That HUNK... always delivering when we need him the most!
    Wait... Huh...?

    Voice
    Ooohhh mistah Hideooo... Wakey wakeyyy...
    Hideo
    Mmmmghgh....
    ...W-Where... Am I?
    K-Kojima? W-Where are my pants...?
    Kojima
    Ahhh... A rot has happenedu sinceru you tooko overru the show...
    Tee eff arr has been very boringu ratery, mistah Hideo...
    So howru dido you rando such a comfortaburu positionu even afteru herpingu me witto The Finaru Impacto ando personarry workingu on prototyperu?
    Fushigidane, Hideo-san...
    Hideo
    T-That doesn't matter! I was just doing my job!
    H-How... How are you still around?
    I thought...
    Kojima
    I sharr neveru go away, mistah Hideo... I'rr be arways watchingo you!
    It's timeru for you to pray a rittre geimu with me, mistah Hideo...
    Hideo
    A-A g-game...? Please... Please no!
    Kojima
    You're goingo to haveru to beatto my goodo frienderu's meatto in crose quarteru combatto...
    Am I raito, Suneku?
    Hideo
    No... No, mister... Kojima-sama... Please! PLEAAAAAAAAASE! S-Stop! Y-YAMEROOOOOOOO PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE!
    Kojima
    You see, mistah Hideo... Suneku is raito behindo you!
    I thinku he wanto to baito you...
    Hideo
    No! Please! NOT FROM BEHIND, I'M BEGGING YOOOOOOOU!

    TFR Underground Rumble[edit | edit source]

    1. Asian Ref
    2. Crono
    3. Johnny Gat
    4. Kong Wenge
    5. Miyamoto Akira
    6. Takahashi Keisuke
    7. Luigi
    8. Mitchell
    9. Denji
    10. Mishima Kazumi
    11. Demoman
    12. Amakusa Juuza
    13. Togami Byakuya?
    14. Eren Jaeger
    15. Nishimura Hiroyuki
    Crono → Asian Ref
    Miyamoto Akira → Kong Wenge
    Miyamoto Akira → Luigi
    Mitchell → Miyamoto Akira
    Mishima Kazumi → Takahashi Keisuke
    Crono → Denji
    Amakusa Juuza → Mishima Kazumi
    Demoman → Togami Byakuya?
    Johnny Gat → Mitchell
    Amakusa Juuza → Demoman
    Crono → Eren Jaeger
    Nishimura Hiroyuki → Crono
    Amakusa Juuza → Amakusa Juuza
    Johnny Gat → Nishimura Hiroyuki
    
    • Johnny Gat
      • Win

    Dlanor At McDonalds[edit | edit source]

    Dlanor
    I wonder what could be taking them so LONG.
    Dutch
    I'm sure it's a busy day.
    Arthas alone can't really feed everyone in the factory, so they have to order extra food from here sometimes.
    Dlanor
    But I want my NUGGIES.
    Dutch
    ...Just wait a bit, Dlanor. If the waitress doesn't come over soon, I'll go talk to them.
    Dlanor
    Okay, but while we wait, I have a QUESTION.
    Do you have GAMES on your PHONE?
    Graham
    Oh, games, you say? My phone is running on TempleOS. It's full of them!
    And they're all a gift of God himself!
    Dlanor
    Does that mean I can play FORTNITE?
    Dutch
    ...Well, nevermind that! There she is!
    Waitress
    May I take your order, sir?
    Dutch
    Rando, you know what to ask for.
    Rando
    ...I'll have a McMango, a Holy Burger and... and... A McChicken?
    Dutch
    Rando, you idiot! How many times do you need to be told?! Dlanor will only eat Happy Meals!
    You've been taking care of her by how long at this point?!
    Rando
    And a Happy Meal.
    Dlanor
    Excuse me MISS, I want the HAPPY MEAL with the LEGO Big Chungus toy and apple JUICE.
    Graham
    Apple juice? Isn't that a forbidden drink for kids?
    Dutch
    You're thinking of Leon's "apple juice", Graham.
    Waitress
    Understood! Thank you!
    Graham
    Everyone, let us not forget to pray and thank God when our food arrives.
    Dlanor
    YAY! I will finally get my NUGGIES and TOYS!
    Thank you, MISTER!
    Rando
    ...

    Match 7[edit | edit source]

    1. HUNK?
    2. Masuda Junichi
    • HUNK?
      • Win

    Komaeda Returns To The Clowns[edit | edit source]

    Hisoka
    So, how did it go? I don't see happiness in your eyes!
    Komaeda
    They... They didn't want my bloon...
    Clowns
    ...
    HOW DARE THEY???
    Sweet Tooth
    THEY HURT OUR NEW RECRUIT, JUST LIKE THAT?
    THEY JUST BROKE HIS HEART FOR NO REASON!
    Hisoka
    My precious little baby, Clownmaeda...
    JOKER
    HyeeeHEHAHEAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH SUCH A THING! THEY WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT!
    Sweet Tooth
    Are you thinking the same thing I am, chief?
    They're going over to that factory, right?
    JOKER
    OF COURSE! THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME EVERYTHING!
    THAT LITTLE RAT CALLED TATSUYA! I KNEW I'D HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM SOONER OR LATER!
    Hisoka
    So, we're giving him no choice...
    Thinking about what we'll do to him is getting me all... EXCITED!
    Sweet Tooth
    If he isn't taking the damn bloon, I'll have to shove it down his throat instead!
    JOKER
    THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE, ISN'T IT? HYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THEY MAY HAVE RUN AWAY FROM THAT BURNING FORT!
    BUT THEY CAN'T RUN FROM THE VOICES... VOICESVOICESVOICESVOICESVOICES!

    King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarter-Finals 1[edit | edit source]

    1. My Friend Hitler (H. P. Lovecraft & Mishima Yukio)
    2. The Final Gamble (Maximillion Pegasus & Erwin Smith)
    • Tag-Team

    Winner The Final Gamble

    King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarter-Finals 2[edit | edit source]

    1. Rog & Tyrone (Rog Rogerson & Big Man Tyrone)
    2. The Hacks (Ilya Kuvshinov & Andrew Dobson)
    • Tag-Team

    Winner Rog & Tyrone

    Haze & Eric Episode 2[edit | edit source]

    Haze
    Man, I still can't believe we won those titles...
    Extra
    Hey! No need to be an asshole about it!
    Haze
    Yeah, whatever. Now, onto more important stuff...
    You know that commentator I told you about?
    Extra
    What about him?
    Haze
    I was right. Seems like he's a pedo fuck after all...

    Jerry Lawler
    So, after the show, I can expect you here, right?
    I've got a lot of candy hidden in my pants...
    It'll be up to you to find it!
    Cunny
    I love candy! Do you have gum?
    Jerry Lawler
    I've got a lot more than you can chew, for sure!

    Extra
    And what are we gonna do about that?
    Haze
    Oh, don't worry, I already set something up...

    Invasion Arriving[edit | edit source]

    Announcer
    And thus, we conclude yet another amazing night here at the King of the Boards tournament!
    Who is gonna make it to the finals? Who will be eliminated the next time around?
    Tune in for our next show to find out!
    Up next on the TFR Network is a documentary about our savior and the greatest wrestler to ever live, HUNK!
    Have a good night, everyone, and I'll see you around!
    ...
    Phew. That was tiresome.
    Gotta be loud, flashy, and trashy to get the dimes flowing.
    ...Huh? What do you mean?
    An invasion? Enemies are approaching the factory?
    Hang loose, baby! It's nothing we can't take care of!

    Raid To The Factory Deploying[edit | edit source]

    Central
    We have gathered some of our finest warriors this time around.
    And there's a very good reason for that.
    We're going to be invading unknown territory. We don't really have any idea what awaits us.
    What we know for sure is that it's one of those "factories" everyone seems to be working on nowadays.
    They're controlled by the Three Kings, but we've heard that BANS's army might be around the place too.
    We'll have to tread carefully. Good luck.
    Date
    So... a factory... That's where they took Joe, huh?
    This time, he won't get away that easily!
    Makoto
    If Komaeda was here, things would probably be easier...
    Just what happened to him...?
    Kadoya
    Don't worry, we can handle this.
    Tatsuya
    ...Can you please take off those glasses already? They're making me... uncomfortable.
    Kadoya
    Get over it.
    Aniki
    BANS's army is there? So there's a chance he is, too...
    Fred
    Leon, you better not lose that belt. Once I'm back, I want a match for it...

    Reporting on the Factory[edit | edit source]

    Reporter
    ...It was a dimly-lit factory.
    There was a bad, humid smell and an inorganic feel to it.
    Even though it was so bustling with activity and even noisy, ...it still felt eerily quiet.
    The entire area... was filled with massive cages with TVs inside them.
    There was no sunshine anywhere, only blackness. Only the light that emanated from the TVs made it possible to see anything.
    Inside that sea of cages... There were humans... If you could even call them that, by this point.
    There were men and women, kids and adults, the young and the old.
    All of them sitting down. All of them with a fixated gaze.
    From their seats, they wouldn't take their eyes off the TV.
    They were watching wrestling matches. And all of those matches had the same outcome.
    A "Messiah" would leave the ring with his arms raised in victory.
    Yet, despite the predictable results, they would always rise from their seats in excitement after every match.
    You could only hear the same phrases, over and over again, coming from the TVs.
    "Ah, the old vicious head crank!"
    "Look at the torque!"
    "He wants no part of the outside!"
    "Swinging Neckbreaker!"
    That was what their minds were reduced to.
    Employee
    Man, that's actually pretty fun!
    Reporter
    That was what their lives were reduced to.
    Employee
    It's like a dream job. Robert, get me more crab legs!
    Reporter
    They needed to produce the "dimes".
    Employee
    I love HUNK!
    Reporter
    Because they had to help. Because that would be the only way to reach the promised land.
    Employee
    This seat is really comfortable.
    Reporter
    ...All was in the name of guiding humanity down the right path...
    ...Or was it, really?
    Employee
    Yeah, working here is actually really simple. I like it.

    Chris Finally Finds Ethan[edit | edit source]

    Fred
    Walking around here has been easier than I thought.
    I wonder if the security is busy with the others?
    Or maybe... Maybe they just SUCK!
    Although I have been hearing a few footsteps once in a while...
    They sound... pretty loud...
    I'd imagine those are similar to the ones Leon told me about...
    When he was stuck in R.P.D. during that zombie apocalypse... Mr. X, was it?
    Could it be they have one of those here too?
    Or...
    Voice
    EEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
    Chris
    I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN TO YOU, ETHAN!
    AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER, HUH?
    Fred
    Chris... What do you mean?
    Chris
    YOU THOUGHT WEARING SOME SHITTY SHADES AND A PURPLE JACKET WOULD THROW ME OFF?
    TO HELL WITH THAT, I CAN SMELL IT, ETHAN!
    I CAN SMELL YOUR SEMEN, AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT INSIDE MY SISTER JUST YET!
    BUT IT WILL BE ALL OVER HER ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
    Fred
    ...What? My name isn't Ethan!
    Chris
    HAHAHAHA, VERY NICE JOKE, ASSHOLE!
    WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE IT BY FORCE?!
    Fred
    I don't really get what's happening...
    But if you wanna go at it again... Then come on!
    1. Chris Redfield
    2. Fred Jones
    • Singles

    Winner Chris Redfield

    Robert Brings The Crab Legs[edit | edit source]

    Robert
    Incredible work! You've been sitting there for soooo long while barely moving!
    I wish the other employees were this dedicated!
    Suguri
    Whatever... Can you get me a few more crab legs?
    Robert
    Sure thing! I'll ask Arthas to get them done as soon as possible!
    Now, onto the next one...
    Joe! Are you paying attention?!
    JOE!
    We can't afford letting you just sleep on the job like that!
    Joe
    WOAH!
    I... I... Uhhh... I'm sorry, sir.
    Robert
    You were brought here for a reason.
    We needed everyone we could get right now to put the dimes production at full throttle!
    And the Kings could take care of the financial side of things, anyway...
    Joe
    I-It's fine! *burp*
    I-I will get right back to it!
    Robert
    Alright... You better.
    Arthas! Just who I was looking for!
    Okay, so we've got an order of crab legs for Suguri's cage and...
    Arthas
    I'm sorryam, butter we've got an emergencyummy.
    The unedible ones are all overice this factoast!
    Robert
    They're invading? Have you told the Producer about it?
    Arthas
    Indeeddoe! He's comince backiwi fromaine his bananannouncing gig!
    Robert
    I see. I'll let Joe out for now, then. Maybe he can help with our frontline defenses.
    Also, they will probably target our broadcasts. Let's get up there first!

    Taken To Fiend's Court[edit | edit source]

    Kadoya
    Do you guys hear that?
    Makoto
    That sound... I think I recognize it...
    Tatsuya, can you do that one impression again?
    Tatsuya
    Sure...

    > Tatsuya did an impression of a motorcycle engine.

    Kadoya
    Yeah! That's it! A bike!
    Tatsuya
    But what business does a motorcycle even have inside this factory?
    Mysterious voice
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm kids... You've done it now.
    You've gone and mmmmmmmmmade a big mmmmmmmmmmistake...
    Tatsuya
    Who... Who are you?
    Kadoya
    Yeah! Show yourself!
    Mysterious voice
    Mmmmmmmmmmm that doesn't sound like sommmmmmmmething the American Badass would do...
    Instead, I'm taking you to Wrestler's Court, and your sentence is 10 Pure Strikes!
    Tatsuya
    W-What?
    Kadoya
    Tatsuya!
    Makoto
    Where did he go? Dammit, did that demonic voice teleport him to his realm?
    Kadoya
    We don't have time to waste. Let's go look around! Maybe we can find him!
    Makoto
    Right...!

    Match 11[edit | edit source]

    1. Suou Tatsuya
    2. Hell Biker
    • Tag-Team

    Winner Suou Tatsuya

    Mario Encounters A Troll[edit | edit source]

    Reporter
    Alright, that was a good shot...
    Wait, someone is coming here-
    Strange man
    There's an-a invader now-a! Stop right-a there! I will-a not let you-
    ...
    Mario
    oh it is fucking you of course it is.
    Demaro
    god dammit not you again.
    Mario
    come for another ass whoop mania demaro well i wont disappoint you!
    Demaro
    you fool you seem to not understand
    i am now DEMARO BLANCO my power has increased over ten thousand times you do not stand a chance.
    Mario
    you think some gay hair dye is going to scare me give me a break
    maybe instead of bleaching your hair you should've bleached your stomach and killed yourself you little faggot.
    Demaro
    wow another edgy suicide joke great you really are a bundle of mystery.
    you know what else you are? a bundle of sticks.
    aka ur a fagit.
    Mario
    well if you want your revenge so bad how about you come and get it!
    1. Demaro
    2. Mario
    3. Mitake Miyao
    • Triple-Threat

    Winner Mitake Miyao
    Notes Made Mario tap like a busta.

    Rematch Against The King of Tables[edit | edit source]

    Date
    Joe! Stop right there!
    This ends... he-
    ...What the hell happened to you?
    Joe
    The Kings have taken my fortune. I've owed them that much!
    But working at this factory is nothing to be ashamed of!
    I've been told I'm one of the best employees here, you know?!
    That's way more than you could ever dream of!
    I was even given an extra-comfortable seat in my cage to help with my performance!
    Nevermind that, I'm one of the only ones here who's allowed to take 15 second breaks to stretch my legs after every two hours of work!
    Date
    ...
    Man, what the fuck?
    Joe
    You came all this way just to... challenge me?
    You want to steal my hard-earned position from me? You think you deserve it?
    This company's ideals are better than yours! We work for the greater good!
    You won't stop me from contributing to such a noble cause!
    Date
    I thought they'd have given you a better deal or something. Not... that.
    This is depressing...
    I don't even know if I want my revenge anymore. You're just... pathetic.
    Joe
    How dare you say that to me? I'm still a servant of the Kings, you know?!
    Date
    You did this... willingly?
    Joe
    All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.
    Date
    Joe, you might be a scamming piece of shit, but...
    You deserve to get some sense beaten into you. I'll do you a favor!
    Joe
    Let's get the tables ready, then!
    1. Date Kaname (2)
    2. Tazuna Joe (3)
    • Ironman (15)
    • Tables

    Winner Tazuna Joe
    Notes Date captured

    Yuki Makoto's Sacrifice[edit | edit source]

    Kadoya
    Shit! We can't find him at all!
    Makoto
    With just us two around... this will be a hard task.
    I hope he's not hurt...
    Tatsuya
    AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!
    Clowny voice
    HYAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Kadoya
    Dammit!
    That came from... Over there!

    JOKER
    HYAAHAHAH! ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FUUUUUUUN?
    Hisoka
    Next time around, maybe you should consider your friend's feelings!
    Oh yeah... There won't be a next time!
    Sweet Tooth
    Can we just kill him already?
    Kadoya
    STOP RIGHT THERE!
    JOKER
    OOoooohhhh... I see his buddies are here...
    Hisoka
    I don't think poor Tatsuya here can put up a fight anymore...
    Are you willing to take us on two on three?
    Sweet Tooth
    You blue-haired fuck! It's time for me to get my revenge!
    JOKER
    HYAHAHAHAHA! GO ON, PICK YOUR FRIEND UP! TRY TO GET HIM TO FIGHT WITH YOU! I DOUBT HE CAN!
    Makoto
    ...
    Kadoya, take Tatsuya and get to the ship. He needs treatment.
    Kadoya
    What? You can't expect me to just leave you alone!
    Makoto
    Just go.
    Kadoya
    No! You're our friend, remember? We can win this fight, even if it's just us two!
    Makoto
    What happened in your timeline... You two should be able to stop it, right?
    You've sacrificed everything to come here and protect us.
    So it's my duty to do the same, for the sake of everyone's lives!
    Kadoya
    ...
    I see... that fire in your eyes... You've finally found it...
    Makoto... I'm sorry...

    > Kadoya picks Tatsuya up and starts to run away.

    JOKER
    HEY! I TOLD YOU TO FIGHT, YOU COWARD!
    Sweet Tooth
    Come on, don't let him escape!
    Makoto
    ...You're not getting through.
    Not while I'm still breathing.
    Hisoka
    Oh, how cute... He wants to take all of us on to protect his little friends!
    You barely even opened your mouth when near them until a while ago!
    Makoto
    ...
    Sweet Tooth
    You think you can trap us here? We're just gonna kill you, then!
    JOKER
    I BELIEVE THE VOICES WILL BE PLEASED IF WE MAKE HIS DEATH EXTRA PAINFUL! HYAAAHAHAHAYAYAHYAYAYAHAHAHAHAHA!
    1. Yuki Makoto
    2. The Circus (JOKER & Sweet Tooth & Hisoka)
    • Tornado-Tag
    • Handicap

    Winner The Circus

    Waking Up[edit | edit source]

    Voice
    ...
    ...Hey.
    Wake up...
    Wake up, Tatsuya.
    Tatsuya
    Mmgh...?
    Makoto
    ...Welcome back...
    Tatsuya
    Makoto...?
    Makoto
    It's a good thing we managed to save you.
    Kadoya carried you here. You should thank him later.
    Tatsuya
    He... did?
    Makoto
    Yeah...
    After that thing that happened to Komaeda... I don't think we could handle losing you too...
    Because we're here to build the future we want, right?
    To stop a dreadful fate...
    Tatsuya
    You're right... We'll protect everyone, together...
    Makoto
    ...
    Tatsuya... Can you promise me one thing, as a friend?
    Tatsuya
    A friend... This is the first time you've called me that.
    Makoto
    Please take care of the people around you.
    Never give up when fighting the enemy...
    Tatsuya
    Of course! Of course I will take care of them! Always!
    And I can't give up either!
    ...It's a promise.
    Makoto
    And... just one last thing...
    Tatsuya... Don't cry.
    Tatsuya
    M-Makoto?!
    Makoto
    I hope... we can meet again... some day...
    Tatsuya
    MAKOTO?! MAKOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    WHY... WHY DID YOU...?
    ...
    I must... keep my promise to him...
    No matter what... No matter what.

    BONUS ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

    1. Kamille Bidan
    2. Nagisa Kaworu
    3. Angry Video Game Nerd
    4. Novislav Djajic
    5. Proto Man
    6. Big Knife Manju
    7. Aulus
    8. Gaius
    9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
    10. Erwin Smith
    11. Ilya Kuvshinov
    12. Phosphophyllite
    13. Scooby
    14. Big Man Tyrone
    15. H. P. Lovecraft
    16. Syobon
    17. Andrew Dobson
    18. Alberto Barbosa
    19. Sheev Palpatine
    20. Abby Armstrong
    21. Kino Punch
    22. Donovan
    23. Stu Pickles
    24. Pink Gril
    25. Maximillion Pegasus
    26. Arino Shinya
    27. Zodiac Killer
    28. This Man
    29. Zyzz
    30. Hazama Masayoshi
    • 30-Man Royal Rumble
    Kamille Bidan → Novislav Djajic
    Angry Video Game Nerd → Nagisa Kaworu
    Big Knife Manju → Angry Video Game Nerd
    Aulus → Kamille Bidan
    Big Knife Manju → Gaius
    Erwin Smith → Aulus
    Obi-Wan Kenobi → Big Knife Manju
    Phosphophyllite → Proto Man
    Scooby → Phosphophyllite
    Big Man Tyrone → Erwin Smith
    Scooby → Andrew Dobson
    Obi-Wan Kenobi → Big Man Tyrone
    Syobon → H. P. Lovecraft
    Obi-Wan Kenobi → Ilya Kuvshinov
    Scooby → Syobon
    Sheev Palpatine → Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Alberto Barbosa → Scooby
    Donovan → Alberto Barbosa
    Abby Armstrong → Donovan
    Kino Punch → Sheev Palpatine
    Stu Pickles → Pink Gril
    Zodiac Killer → Kino Punch
    Arino Shinya → Maximillion Pegasus
    Abby Armstrong → Stu Pickles
    Hazama Masayoshi → Zyzz
    Abby Armstrong → This Man
    Abby Armstrong → Arino Shinya
    Zodiac Killer → Abby Armstrong
    Hazama Masayoshi → Zodiac Killer
    
    • Hazama Masayoshi
      • Win

    BONUS MATCH[edit | edit source]

    1. Hazama Masayoshi
    2. Senator Armstrong
    • Senator Armstrong
      • Win

    Tier List[edit | edit source]

     
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