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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Central
Good night, gentlemen.
As our brave warriors are returning from their mission, which, sadly, doesn't seem to have gone as planned...
We are welcoming a few guests tonight.
The Troubleshooters, led by my good friend, the "Capo", G-Man. As usual, we have scheduled a training session with them!
Tonight is also the night a new recruit of theirs is going through his initiation ritual!
And for that, he's gonna bat-
G-Man
EYYYY YOUS SEE, MY ASSOCIATE OVER HERE IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MADE MAN!
HE'S JUST GOTTA GO THROUGH-A LITTLE FIGHT FIRST!
SO I WAS SITTIN' AT MA'S PIZZERIA AND THOUGHT "WHO'S A BETTER OPPONENT TO HIM THAN ONE OF THE OL' UNDERBOSSES OF THE RESISTANCE?"
THEN I WALK IN HERE AND TALK TO YOUS ABOUT IT AND YOUS SAY THAT WE CAN DO IT.
SO WE SET UP THIS SIT-DOWN WE'RE HAVIN'!
I BRING-A THE LASAGNA, THE GABAGOOL AND THE GOOMAHS AND YOUS BRING-A THE FIGHT TO US, CAPISCHE?
Pixy
...Well, as the boss was saying, we're here to build a better relationship between the Troubleshooters and the Resistance.
That said, we do have something more important going on. Intelligence indicates that one of our best soldiers, Dimitri, has been taken hostage by a disciple of Ruber.
Ingurland
Ruber, you say, mate? That fookin wankah that stole my Kingdom?
Pixy
Indeed. We also heard you were planning to raid him soon.
Ingurland
I was gonna do just that! He stole my bloody crown for God's sake!
Pixy
Well, either way, we want to help with that. We need to rescue our partner.
We have already scheduled the rescue mission, so we're going no matter what.
Central
We're sorry to hear about that. We, from the Resistance, will help in any way we can!
Pixy
Then it's set! We're going to take Ruber down together!
Ingurland
Hahahah! It sure feels good to team up with such nice lads!
I'm sure such a deal is gun' give us even more determination for our matches tonight!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Dante
  2. Aleph
  • Aleph
    • Win

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Voice
EVERYONE... GUYS, ARE YOU THERE?
Strange man
HEY, I'M HERE TO SAVE Y-
Pixy
Who are you? How did you get through our borders?!
Strange man
You... What are you doing here?!
For you guys to be in this shelter... So that's how it was... Zero wasn't a single person, it was an entire crew working together off-screen?!
Central
Zero? Oh, you mean Delta? He's a pretty nice guy. Lent us this bomb shelter and everything...
Strange man
Dammit... So you are working for him! I will not give up without a fight! I will have to unleash my spic transformation...
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Wait, is that...
Phi
...?
What are you staring at me for?
Strange man
Oh my God... Could it be that... YOU WERE ZERO ALL ALONG?!
Phi
Who the hell are you and what are you even talking about?!
Pixy
She isn't Zero... She's with us, Troubleshooters.
Strange man
How could it be... What kind of history did I end up in?
Central
The calendar is right over there if you're confused for whatever reason, buddy.
Strange man
20...32?
THE FUCK?
No! I was supposed to transport to February of 2028!
But if Phi doesn't know me, it must mean they're all fine in this history...
B-but that means I haven't met my friends! This can't be! I must use the transporter again!
The machine worked, but I'm still here! How could this happen to me?
Hey! You're the leader of those "Troubleshooter" guys, right? You look like it!
Pixy
Well, not really the leader, but... I'm the one in charge of their training.
Strange man
Okay, screw it! Let me join you guys! You have a familiar face with you, after all!
Pixy
Why do you want to join us?
Strange man
I JUST HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO, ALRIGHT? It'll help me with figuring stuff out, I think!
Pixy
...Odd reason, but I'll take it...
Well, I've been itching to have a fight myself lately.
If you impress me out there... I'll consider getting you on board! Now get down to the ring and wait for me there!
Strange man
A ring? Is that the kind of odd stuff you guys do here? Well, whatever, I guess. I can handle it!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Second Carlos
  2. Pixy
  • Pixy
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Keiichi
...Hey.
Okabe
...
Keiichi
Haven't you been locked in here long enough?
Okabe
...
Keiichi
You know why I came here, right? I want a match with you.
Okabe
It's pointless.
Keiichi
Huh? What are you on about?
Okabe
Why bother with fighting, or training?
We couldn't stop the rumbling. We couldn't save people dear to us...
And we can't stop the destruction that is to come day after day, either!
Keiichi
...
...Just what happened with you?
I understand how powerless you might be feeling, but still.
Open your eyes! Aren't the people around you right now important to you?
Okabe
...So what? There's no point in doing this. It's you guys who should wake up.
Keiichi
Enough whining. I'm not gonna let you sit here until the end of your days feeling sorry for yourself!
Giving up is nothing to brag aboooooooooout!!!
If you call yourself a lab member, don't lose heart!
Remember the good times we all had together in that locker room!
I'm telling you this as the one and only LabMem 012, MAEBARA KEIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Get a grip, Hououin Kyouma.
Keep on struggling and struggling! Don't let fate get the better of you. It's as fragile as a thin sheet of paper!
Okabe
...That's a name I haven't used in a while...
Alright, you've got your match.
Keiichi
That's the spirit.
This won't be a damn sob story. ...We'll survive and reach a happy ending.
Sakaido
Wait... Before you go...
Keiichi
What is it?
Sakaido
They came back from the mission right?
Keiichi
Yeah, they did.
Sakaido
Did they... Capture the Janitor?
Keiichi
Sadly, he managed to get away this time around.
Sakaido
...
I see. Thanks.
Keiichi
...Don't brood too much over it. You'll just get a headache.
Sakaido
...Shingo, it seems like we have a job to do...

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Maebara Keiichi
  2. Okabe Rintarou
  • Okabe Rintarou
    • Win

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Ingurland
Awright, lads, I'm gonna take'ah chance considerin' you're all together tonight and tell ya about sumthin' I've been thinking.
Ya see, I just got my little baby back last week, and he's lookin' fookin great, I gotta say.
Kinda wish they painted it red, though, just like Norf F.C.'s jersey!
But it is what it is, roight?
Well, either way... I'm a foighting champion, as you all know. A real bare 'nuckle brawler!
But I'm goin' out on a journey soon, and I wouldn't wanna do it without puttin' my lil' baby on the line once again!
So tonight, I'm gun' be havin' an open challenge! Whoever steps up first, gets the title match!
That Freddy lad looked real tough next week, but he couldn't get the best of the champ!
If any of you think you can do it, though, then you're welcome to try!
And after the match we can even go out for a lil' chippy and beer if ya want! If ya manage to win, then it's on me! Ahahahahaha!
Well, either way, I'll be waitin' in the ring for whoever wants a piece of the once and future King!
Have a good one, lads!
Narukami
An open challenge... Interesting... I'll have to check on Juzo on the hospital, though.
Tatsuya
So what do you think about it, Kadoya? Sounds interesting to me...
Kadoya
I'll pass. We need to be well rested for the next time we have to go out.
Fred
Damn, if I could get another shot at that guy...
I won't take away someone else's opportunity, though. I lost fair and square just as recently as last week.
Leon
...Hey, Fred...
Fred
What is it?
Leon
Did he just say... Free beer...?

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Leon Kennedy
  2. Cam on Ingurland
    • For /v/ Title
  • Leon Kennedy
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Gene
Man, I can't believe one of us is gonna be the #1 contender!
Geralt
Shame about what happened to Zoomer last week.
Demifiend really looked motivated out there. He didn't stand a chance.
Rance
Gahahahah! If it was me, I'd have won easily!
Gene
...That's not what our match record says, Rance...
Rance
Hey, I didn't ask you!
Geralt
Alright, alright, calm down... Can we just agree on one thing?
Whoever wins, we should be happy for them. This is a victory for all of us.
Rance
Nah, I want to conquer everything myself! Gahahahahah!
...
...Fiiiiiiiiiine, whatever...
Gene
We really are all on the same boat here.
If I win tonight's match and manage to get the belt afterwards, I'll be giving one of you a title shot immediately!
Geralt
I won't go easy on you, though... As long as I don't strike anyone's intimate parts, I've got this in the bag!
Rance
If you come even close to hitting my hyper weapon I'm gonna kill you!
Geralt
Don't worry, I've learned my lesson. One's gotta respect another man's balls.
Gene
...What are you guys even talking about? And I thought I was the one dressed like a gay stripper here...
Rance
Screw you guys, I'll just head to the ring already to prove I'm the strongest! Gahahahahah!
Geralt
I'm gonna check on Zoomer and then get myself ready, too. I gotta know how Jonesy is doing...
Gene
Alright Gene, you got this... Dragon kick their ass into the milky way...

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Gene
  3. Rance
    • For King of Jobbers #1 Contendership
  • Rance
    • Win
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Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. The Moonies (Phosphophyllite & Nagisa Kaworu)
  2. Bury Kino Team (Pink Gril & Kino Punch)
  • Bury Kino Team
    • Win

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Team Hole in Two (Abby Armstrong & Donovan)
  2. The Gundamengers (Hazama Masayoshi & Kamille Bidan)
  • The Gundamengers
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Central
As you guys know, you'll be facing a man who has ties to BANS tonight.
That man used to be a close friend of Ichiban, who, coincidentally, is going on this mission with you.
Ichiban
...
Central
His name is Serge. He always acted a bit weird, but a few years after The Disaster he split from us completely.
He built himself a fort, and gathered a few minions of his own.
I wish you all good luck. We might have failed the last mission, but it wasn't for naught!
And this time, we're gonna succeed!
Nero
Is everyone ready to go?
/v/eddit & Travis
Yeah!
Koga
Sure! But why are we letting that guy drive the ship again?
Komaeda
Ah, I'm sure he has the talent for it!
And even if he doesn't, with my luck everything is gonna turn out okay!
Makoto
Whatever. I guess I just gotta press this thing over here...
Ichiban
Serge... I'm coming for you, buddy.

Nero
So, have you guys got your sights set on anyone specific?
Travis
Well, me and my old friend here have been given a mission.
We must retrieve the tag team championships, which are currently in the hands of two fuckers residing in that fort.
Komaeda
I'm just going to follow my good friend and hope my luck rubs off on him! Ahahahahah!
Makoto
...I don't care, I'll just fight whoever shows up...
Nero
Well, we have a task for you two, then. We've heard about a "reservoir of souls" somewhere in there.
It's apparently something very important to Serge.
Komaeda
A reservoir of souls, huh? Man, I can't wait to see it!
Ichiban
I want to be the one to face Serge, if that's okay with you guys.
Nero
Huh? Are you sure about that?
Ichiban
...It's just like in my JRPGs...
After a party member gets corrupted by evil and betrays you, it's up to you to get him back!
I'll talk to him... And I'm sure he'll have a change of heart...
Komaeda
How hopeful of you! That'd surely be a beautiful thing!
Nero
Well, as for me... I know someone who works with that guy very well.
Adachi... Joker... I've been waiting way too long to get my revenge on you!
Alright, guys! Let's go!
Travis
Wait... Aren't we forgetting someone?
Nero
Nah, I'm sure we aren't...
Koga
Sorry to keep you all waiting! I took a while stretching and warming up to kick everyone's a-
...Guys?
Where... Where did everyone go?
Well, shit. Guess I'm going in blind...

Serge
I guess they just won't ever learn, will they?
Even after failing to defeat that loser Joe, they're still going at it with this "Resistance"...
Kirei
I see it's your first time dealing with an invasion.
Well, it's your chance to prove yourself worthy as a leader of our cause.
Edgeworth
They'll never understand until we take them all down, one by one.
It's a shame, but it's necessary.
Either way, this meeting is over. Me and Kirei are not fighting them yet. It's up to you and your people, Serge.
Kirei, we're leaving.
Serge
I see...
Guess I'll just have to remind them.
It's time to send in the clowns.
JOKER
HyaaHHAYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But we don't even look like clowns anymore!
Well, except for Sweet Tooth, that is! Right, buddy?
Sweet Tooth?
...
Hisoka
I can't wait to play with them! I could see that guy's bald head shining from here!
They look like fruit ripe for the picking!
JOKER
Well, the Voices are telling me to go meet my target! HeeehehehHYAHAHAHAHA!
Hisoka
And I'm ready to look right into their eyes...

Travis
There they are! The two assholes who betrayed us and took our titles!
/v/eddit
I knew they were creepy anime incels!
Travis
...Anime incels? Hey, don't say something like th-
Doc
ARE YOU READY, PARTNER? IT SEEMS LIKE WE'VE GOT COMPANY!
Galo
THE PEOPLE OF BANS'S ARMY ARE PART OF A TRUE WARRIOR RACE! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US!
Travis
Well, guess we won't have time to talk about that shit.
/v/eddit
You two are about to get downvoted!
Galo
PREPARE THE DOSE, DOC. IT SEEMS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO POUND THOSE TWO EXTRA HARD!

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. No More Vidya (Travis Touchdown & /v/eddit)
  2. The Daily Dose (team) (Galo & Doctor Piccolo)
    • For /v/ Tag Team title
  • The Daily Dose (team)
    • Win

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Nero
It's been a long time, Adachi...
JOKER
Hyaaahahahah! I told you before not to call me by that name! I've been telling people that for tweeeelve years!
Nero
Have you really gone off the deep end just because of that fan years ago?
To the point you'd betray me after we got to understand each other?
No... The truth is, you never were truly on my side. You were just afraid of being against me!
JOKER
You fool! I was just correcting the mistake I made by ever being your tag team partner!
You were nothing more than dead weight pulling me down! Just like all those bitches, whores and pussies in the locker room back then!
Nero
Dead weight...? I'm not falling for that one, Adachi!
JOKER
Ah, I see you've finally grown up, you little punk!
Hyaaahahahahahahahah! The Voices! They're telling me to destroy you! VoicesVoicesVoicesVoicesVoicesVoices!
Nero
You really have completely lost it, haven't you, you little shit?!
JOKER
DON'T. CALL. ME. ADACHI! THE VOICES DON'T LIKE THAT! NOT. ONE. BIT!
I have found people who think just like me! And we have only one common objective in mind...
TO KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY! HeeeheeeeHYAYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nero
This madness ends now!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Nero
  2. JOKER
    • If JOKER wins, he'll set the building on fire 5 minutes earlier
  • JOKER
    • Win

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Koga
Damn, just what the hell is this place anyway?
I can't even find anyone to beat up around here!
Creepy voice
Hehehe... I see you're looking to play...
Koga
Wait, who's there?
Hisoka
That bald head of yours attracted me here!
It shines a light through the corridors that makes your location quite easy to find!
Koga
H-Hey! You can't just say that!
Hisoka
...Do you wanna see a trick?
Koga
The hell are you on about? We're just gonna fight, right?
Well, if you have something up your sleeve, I do too!
I have still not used my "Syncope-Induced Demilune Kick"! I didn't even need it to beat my last opponent!
I guess I might be debuting it against you, then!
Hisoka
Ooooh... I'm honored!
But you can't just be a one-trick pony!
A true magician never runs out of tricks! And that's what I'm about to show you!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Narushima Koga
  2. Hisoka
    • If Koga wins, he'll be able to rescue Ichiban in case time runs out
  • Hisoka
    • Win

People demanded to run a rematch since Black Ref ignored Koga's attempts to rope break multiple times.


  1. Narushima Koga
  2. Hisoka
    • If Koga wins, he'll be able to rescue Ichiban in case time runs out
  • Narushima Koga
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Komaeda
Well, ain't that lucky! It seems like we found just the room we needed!
Makoto
The "Reservoir of Souls", huh... I wonder whose souls are those...
Komaeda
I mean, maybe there's a clue on this door over he-
AAAAAHHHHH!
Makoto
...What? That's just a cardboard cutout!
Komaeda
YOU FIEND! I SHALL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF MY HOPE!
COME AT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!
Makoto
Wait, Komaeda, behind you!
You...!
Clowny voice
Ahahahahahahah!
Makoto
No, you gotta be kidding me... The cardboard cutout is...

Makoto
Komaeda! No!
Clowny voice
Hahahaha! I doubt your friend's luck could save him from that one!
Makoto
...
Sweet Tooth
And you'll be joining the reservoir of souls once I'm done with you!
Well, although I might have made a little mistake by having this explosion take place there...
WHATEVER! Let's get to the fun part!
I've never seen such reactions from you! Show me more of that! Show me your emotions, your despair! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Makoto
You're not gonna get away with this!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Yuki Makoto
  2. Sweet Tooth
    • ???
  • Yuki Makoto
    • Win

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Komaeda
...
...W-What happened?
...I don't understand...
Komaeda
Oh...OH...That's right... A bomb...
...But I don't feel that bad at all... It feels more like I just took a nap...
Must've been my luck.
Komaeda
Wait, what's that huge thing in the center of the room?
Here... Here's where the "reservoir of souls" was, right?
Then those must be... The souls...
Komaeda
Why do they look that weird? It's almost as if I recognize them.
I wonder how the others are doing, too. I guess I was completely useless in this raid...
Komaeda
Wait...
I can't just leave those poor souls like that...
Actually, maybe... Maybe there's a way for me to... Taste their hopes... And to carry them onwards!
I know exactly what to do!

>Komaeda smashes the reservoir.
>Komaeda takes a portion of the weird liquid in his hands.
>He then proceeds to take a sip of it.

Komaeda
...
Komaeda
So this... Is true hope... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
...Serge...
Serge
Heh... So you finally made it...
But this is as far as you will get.
Ichiban
What happened, man? Why did you become like this all of a sudden?
Don't you remember?
You used to be pretty quiet back then, but we still had a lot of fun together!
When we went to the karaoke and you clapped for me as I was singing...
When we went karting together... Golfing...
Around the bars, the casinos, the arcades...
And then one day, all of a sudden... You just left my party, man!
Why? Why did you abandon me?!
Serge
You just don't understand what really happened, do you?
This body is nothing more than just a pawn to me.
And by using it... And by pretending to be on that damn skeleton's side for now...
That's how I'll take back what's mine!
And that's how I'll remind everyone who owns this place!
And today... I will remind you.
Ichiban
You... You aren't really Serge, are you...?
You monster!
Serge
I shall give you a proper execution... "friend"...
In the ring, of course...
Ichiban
Come at me, then! I'll bring the old Serge back no matter what!

JOKER
Hyaaa...HeeheheheHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
And they thought they would stop me just like that...
But you can't run from the Voices! Voic-es! VoicesVoicesVoicesVoicesVoices!
I had already set everything up beforehand...
But now it's time to make this fort go up in flames!
Along with everyone inside it, of course! HYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Final Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasuga Ichiban
  2. Dark Serge
  • Extreme Rules 2/3 Falls
  • 10 Min. Time Limit
    • If Ichiban wins, Serge will be rescued and brought to the Resistance's headquarters.
    • If time runs out, regardless of amount of points, Serge will die and Ichiban will have to live with it.
    • If Serge wins, Serge will escape, staying on the side of Chaos.
  • Kasuga Ichiban
    • Win

Lore 13[edit | edit source]

Nero
Did everyone make it out?
Makoto
...I did.
/v/eddit
Yep!
Travis
Yeah, we barely made it out. Who's the fuckhead that set it on fire anyway?
Nero
One of those crazy fucks, that's for sure.
Travis
I don't think we're forgetting anybody.
Makoto
What about Komaeda?
Nero
No news about him, apparently.
Travis
Knowing his luck, I'm certain he made it out, though.
It's a shame we can't go back in to check... Ichiban is also in there, still...
Nero
...We've gotta trust them with that.
Ichiban is a grown man. He can make his own decisions.
Besides, I'm sure this is a battle he wants to fight alone.
Makoto
...Yeah...
I hope they're safe...

Lore 14[edit | edit source]

Serge
Ughghhgh.....Ghhghghgdffgg....
Ichiban
Serge!
I guess I had to beat you up quite a bit, buddy... I'm sorry...
Dammit... This fire... Someone set us up!
Come on, I can carry you along! We still have time!
Serge
...L-Leave... Me... Here...
Ichiban
No way, friend! You're coming with me whether you like it or not!
Serge
...

>Ichiban picks Serge up

Ichiban
You've got some explaining to do on the way back. I want to know what happened...
Anyway... We're gonna do a bit of karaoke to celebrate once you heal up!
But this time around, you'll be the one singing!
Serge
...
...I-Ichiban... T-Thank... you...

Koga
Hey, take me with you too, I can't find the exit!

Bonus Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Senator Armstrong
  2. Abby Armstrong
  3. Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Triple Threat

Angry Video Game Nerd → Abby Armstrong
  • Angry Video Game Nerd
    • Win