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    Lore 1[edit | edit source]

    Koga
    Alright! I'm getting another chance!
    The Director said that if I managed to put on six stats in record time, under a month, he'd allow me to fight for a contract again!
    Jose gave me some real work this time around, but I got there by pushing myself to the limit!
    Arthur
    Good on you, fellow. Good on you. I hope you get it this time around!
    Rance
    Yeah! Just be careful so you don't end up facing someone like Serge! Something tells me he'd give you a beating!
    GAHAHAHAHAH!
    Zoomer
    ...See? '#1 Victory Royale'! This is how you play it, Gerry!
    Geralt
    Mmmhm... Number one, huh? A place of power, gotta be.
    Keiichi
    Hah! I don't know how to play this game yet, but once I get some practice...
    You'll face the power of MAEBARA KEIICHIIIIIIIII!
    Okabe
    K... If you keep screaming in Hououin Kyouma's locker room, I shall revoke your LabMem. badge! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Keiichi
    Hey! That's not fair! I can't help but feel nostalgic when playing games with everyone else here!
    Travis
    It's fine, dude. We can try a few games out on my Death Drive later...
    Ichiban
    Hmmm... JRPGs... Does the Death Drive have any of those?
    Actually, nevermind... My Law School exam is coming up...
    /v/-tan
    WHO THE HELL PLAYS VIDEO GAMES? THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT, CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD?
    Janny
    C-Can I get t-that badge t-too? I n-need something t-to do while I'm pretending n-not to see all t-the s-scat and porn threads on /v/!
    Shingo
    So, you're going with me on my next race right? Having you as my co-pilot has brought me luck lately!
    Sakaido
    We'll see... Unless something comes up, I should be available.
    Shingo
    Hey! See, you're not saying those weird things anymore! Why do you do that anyways?
    Sakaido
    ...
    Shingo
    ...
    Sakaido
    ...
    Shingo
    Goddammit, you're gonna do it again, aren't you?!
    Narukami
    Still no remnants of despair around... How can this be?
    Dimitri
    ...Seems like hanging out with everyone here is actually good for me. I'm feeling less and less of those rage outbursts lately...
    Narukami
    ...Did you hear that? Can this be...
    Dimitri
    Gunshots! This can only mean...
    Narukami
    DESPAIR!
    Dimitri
    KIREI!
    Narukami
    I'M GONNA ERASE YOU!
    Dimitri
    I'M GONNA FIND YOU!

    Lore 2[edit | edit source]

    "I don't care." ― Yuki Makoto

    Big Smoke
    Alright, alright, that's enough! One bomb is gonna cause them enough problems!
    CJ
    Yeah! The boss has already told us not to call those planes or anything, homie!
    Hisoka
    Straight to the GM office it is, then!
    Dan
    Dammit, here comes that security guy!
    Juzo
    ...I see, so you were the ones to do this, huh?
    A bunch of weak assholes! If you think you're getting through me, then think ag-
    Ruber
    Straight to the office! Just ignore him!
    Juzo
    WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUS-
    Joker
    Well, well, well... It seems like I'm the one in charge of taking you down, then...
    You... Yu's dear friend...
    Heheheh... I wonder what he'd think after finding you laying face down on the floor while this company gets taken over...
    Juzo
    I knew it! I knew you'd be involved in something like this, Adachi!
    You're gonna pay! I shall finish the job he started!

    Opening Match[edit | edit source]

    1. Sakakura Juzo
    2. Joker
    • Sakakura Juzo
      • Win

    Lore 3[edit | edit source]

    Juzo
    Huff... Puff...
    Shit! This talentless bastard has distracted me for too long! I need to catch up with them!
    ???
    Come on, you aren't gonna leave just like that without even playing with me, right?
    Hisoka
    You know, my aura has properties of both rubber and gum...
    Juzo
    Who the hell cares? Move!
    Hisoka
    Hehe... Don't look at me like that...
    You're making me all... Excited!

    Kirei
    It's been a long time... Director.
    Hideo
    You... You can't be planning to.
    Ruber
    It's just what you think! You're gonna do our bidding from now on... Or else...
    Kirei
    Rejoice! We shall finally teach you how to properly book your show!
    First, to decide who stays behind...
    Big Smoke
    Me and Carl can handle this. We have that experience from the hood, dog.
    CJ
    Alright, Smoke, I'll trust you!
    Necrodancer
    Me and Sandro are staying too...
    Sandro
    Yes, we want to know where the production team is right now.
    Whoever is in charge of music needs to have a little... "talk", with my power liches!
    Kirei
    In that case, me and the King of Hell shall stay in the Security Room, overseeing you all.
    ???
    We shall not fear their weak defenses. They did not expect us!
    Kirei
    Well, but first... Tell me your demands, everyone. Let's have the Director book the show we want him to!
    Dan
    Hmmm, you know what I want, right? Heheheheh...
    Raiden
    Give me a tag team match. I have true comrades as my partners now!
    Raidou
    The Legendary Devil Hunter... I know he will come for us.
    Joe
    I just want that dumb girl's current location. I'll end her!
    Ruber
    Hideo, you see... I have a plan, and it includes you!
    Hideo
    Please... Not this way...
    (Surely... It's already finished, right?)

    Ingurland
    Hellow? The champ is talkin'!
    Oh, Director? It's you? Hahahah, haven't had a lil' chat with ya in a while, mate!
    Wanna go out for chippies latah or sumthin'?
    Ah... That big lad with the spiky shoulderpads wants a match with me?!
    Again? Damn, he really loves to foight!
    If you're okay with it, then he's on! Ahahahahah!
    Wait, wot is that aboot takin' my Kingdom if he wins?
    Oh, that lad! He surely likes his banter!
    Awright, mate, I'll cya'round!

    Match 2[edit | edit source]

    1. King of Ingurland
    2. Ruber & Adol Christin
    • Ruber & Adol Christin
      • Win

    Match 3[edit | edit source]

    1. Dan Schneider
    2. Suguri
    • Dan Schneider
      • Win

    Lore 4[edit | edit source]

    Central
    ...So that's the situation. A good part of our roster seems to be out of action because of the explosion.
    There doesn't seem to be any casualties or serious injuries, but this is bad.
    Everyone should evacuate the building immediately.
    Except for us Masters, and those who are in good condition to fight!
    Dante
    Dammit, just when I thought I'd finally catch a nice party!
    Fred
    I wish Leon was feeling well enough to help me with this...
    Aniki
    I'll do my best. It's my duty as an experienced member of the locker room.
    Rando
    ...
    Central
    We're able to fight because of our positions! Because of this meeting, the bomb didn't get us!
    Others haven't been as fortunate, and we must fight for them!
    This is the moment we have been waiting for! We must prove our worth and act as guardians of peace!
    For the ones we have lost! For the ones who put their faith in us! For everyone!
    Go out there and stop this madness! We must challenge their best!
    Dante
    I get it... I've got my eyes set on someone already.
    Fred
    I THINK THOSE GUYS SUCK!
    Aniki
    I'm gonna ask an old friend who wasn't caught in the explosion for help...
    Central
    ...As for you, I ask that you evacuate too.
    It's too dangerous, and you have been through a lot. Your body isn't in good shape, especially your ribs.
    Rando
    ...

    Lore 5[edit | edit source]

    Aniki
    Van! I'm glad you're safe!
    Darkholme
    ...
    Aniki
    Listen, man, I'm sure you know what's happening. The thing is... We don't have enough people to hold them back.
    I know it's been a while, but... I... I need you.
    Darkholme
    ...
    Aniki
    I believe we can do this, together. We can stop them!
    We will endure this spanking, so everyone can live better in the future!
    Darkholme
    ...
    Aniki
    Van... Is this your answer? You're... Not coming?
    It's fine. I can do this myself... I'm sorry.
    Darkholme
    ...I like it.
    Aniki
    Huh?
    Darkholme
    Those people, the ones behind this invasion... They aren't afraid.
    They're willing to live their deep dark fantasies no matter the cost!
    They're reaching for that metaphorical ass and grabbing it, with all their strength!
    If anything, it's my duty as a dungeon master to aid them!
    I'm sorry, Aniki... But if you're gonna get in their way, then I must stop you!
    Aniki
    Van...

    Match 4[edit | edit source]

    1. Aniki
    2. Van Darkholme
    • Aniki
      • Win

    Lore 6[edit | edit source]

    Date
    ...
    Yes, just how I like it... Those hips... That bone structure...
    Mmmmmm... Perfe-
    Raiden
    DATE! WAKE UP!
    Date
    H-Huh?
    Raiden
    WAKE UP, DAMMIT! Ooishi just called me and it seems like something bad is going on!
    Date
    Wait... How much time has it been?
    Raiden
    You fell asleep... Around 3 hours ago.
    Date
    WHAT? THREE HOURS AGO?! Shit, I had a meeting to attend!
    Aiba! Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
    Aiba
    If I gave you another one of those shocks, chances are you'd get knocked out for even longer, dumbass. Besides, I'm not your alarm clock.
    Date
    ...Good point... But Raiden...
    If I had missed my meeting anyway...
    WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SUCH A GREAT DREAM, DAMMIT? THAT GIRL HAD PLENTY OF CALCIUM FOR ME...
    Raiden
    It's not a good time to be into skeletons, you know?
    Besides... I don't think you get how serious this sounds. Ooishi needs backup.
    Date
    ...Ugh, fine, whatever. You still owe me those magazines, though!
    Raiden
    BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET PINNED!
    Date
    I don't care, you lost the match, one way or the other!
    Raiden
    Alright, alright, just come on... I won't make the same mistake again twice...

    Match 5[edit | edit source]

    1. The Coomer Gang (Date Kaname & Raiden & Ooishi Kuraudo)
    2. The 911 Krew (Osama bin Laden & Elite Crew & Raiden)
    • Tag Team Elimination Match

    Elite Crew → Ooishi Kuraudo
    Date Kaname → Osama bin Laden (DQ'd)
    Elite Crew → Date Kaname
    Elite Crew → Raiden
    
    • The 911 Krew
      • Win

    Lore 7[edit | edit source]

    Fred
    Leon...
    Leon
    Fred... I'm in pretty rough shape... huh?
    Fred
    It's okay, don't push yourself too hard...
    Leon
    Is everything okay...? I heard a few loud noises coming from the arena...
    Fred
    Don't worry about it. I came from there just now, didn't I?
    Leon
    ...Ugh, that Chris... He kept screaming about how I had no strength left and telling me someone milked me dry...
    What was he on about? Doesn't he realize that attacking a man from behind when he's drunk makes it kinda difficult for him to fight back?
    ...And why did he do that anyway...?
    Fred
    I don't know... He looked even more weird than usual. Someone or something has gotten to him.
    But Leon... Aren't you ALWAYS dr-
    Leon
    What are you on about?
    Fred
    Nevermind.
    Leon
    ...Say, Fred, could you bring me some... apple juice? It helps with my recovery.
    Fred
    Sure, I'll do that... Just...
    Leon
    What is it? Did the bar near here close?
    Fred
    It's nothing, but I'll take a while. I have important matters to take care of.
    Leon
    Huh, how unusual. What is it, did you fall for a trap again?
    Fred
    ...I'll see you later, Leon.
    (This one is for you, buddy... I might not have gotten revenge on Chris, but I'll protect our workplace!)

    Match 6[edit | edit source]

    1. Fred Jones
    2. Sweet Tooth
    • Hell in a Cell

    • Fred Jones
      • Win

    Lore 8[edit | edit source]

    Joe
    ...There you are...
    Red
    Joe...
    Joe
    Hmmm? Why are you shaking, huh? Afraid of how hard I'm gonna break your neck, you little bitch?
    Red
    I'm not going down without a fight! I'll never forget you for what you did to Tre!
    Joe
    Ohhh, that guy... Yeah, I'm sure he's having a real good time... IN HELL!
    Red
    Damn you... DAMN YOU!
    Joe
    Come at me, then, if you wanna die that much!
    Rean
    Haha, has anyone gotten the silver-haired girl off the building yet?
    I hope she was rescued already!
    I mean, we couldn't possibly let a maiden get hurt during those current incidents!
    Wait, what are you two doing...?
    Red
    ...
    Joe
    ...
    Rean
    Oh, so you're a coward trying to beat up a girl, huh? I won't let that stand!
    Joe
    What are you on about, pussy? Get lost!
    Rean
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little traitor? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thors Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Nord Highlands battalions, and I have over 300 confirmed S-Crafts. I am trained in the Orbal Arts and I'm the top headpatter in the entire land of Erebonia. You are nothing to me but just another source of EXP.
    I will wipe you the fuck out with Azura Blades the likes of which has never been seen before on this franchise, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Orbal Radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of loyal but misguided schoolchildren across Erebonia and your tactical location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the BOND POINT CUTSCENE, maggot.
    The storm that wipes out the entire pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my tachi. Not only am I extensively trained in Delay Turn skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of eye daggers that Jusis and Machias throw at each other and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
    If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will unleash Valimar all over you and you will acknowledge it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    Lore 9[edit | edit source]

    King of Crypto
    It seems like the time is finally arriving. The machine is now complete...
    King of Stock
    It's finally about to begin... Ze cleansing...
    King of Gold
    And to think zey are probably feeling good about themselves right now...
    King of Stock
    Pathetic. For them to think zey could take control of their destiny like this...
    King of Gold
    Zey haven't even seen the full extent of our influence and power.
    King of Crypto
    They'll have no other choice but to accept their destinies, but that can only happen after they see it with their own eyes... Our salvation.
    King of Stock
    Ze strongest weapon of them all... In our hands...
    King of Crypto
    O Chosen One... It's your duty to save the director, and to inform him of our next move...
    He should gather the blessed ones and take them to the underground lab, where the machine shall be activated... You are to help him with that duty.
    ???
    Understood. This is my mission.
    King of Crypto
    ...And to think that man believed that his 'Final Rumble' would be the ultimate move to take us down...
    We shall show him what The Final Rumble™ really is...
    Oh, also, O Chosen One... Could you fix our clock? It's way behind.
    ???
    As you wish.

    Lore 10[edit | edit source]

    CJ
    Seems like no one is coming for you, huh, homie?
    Smoke
    Is it because they're all getting their asses beat?
    Sandro
    ...Or is it because no one likes you and how you book the show?
    Necrodancer
    Wait... What is that noise?
    Hideo
    It's... It's you...
    Our savior...
    HUNK
    You're coming with me, Director. We have a mission... This is war.
    Hideo
    I see... I figure it's time to lead them to safety, then...

    Lore 11[edit | edit source]

    TheRapist
    ...Do you know why they brought us here? Considering everything that's going on?
    Chris
    Don't worry about it, partner.
    I'm sure the ones who led us to this hideout have good intentions!
    Besides, they're the ones who told me about the current Chinese conspiracy that has the objective of draining Leon of all his sperm!
    If it comes to that, though... I have another target in my mind. A former wrestler here, Ethan Winters...
    TheRapist
    Chris...
    Hideo
    Ladies and gentlemen! First of all, we would like to congratulate Comrade Mario for his great project, which is now complete!
    Now, Comrade Mario, if you would please explain what this machine is capable of doing...
    Mario
    Mamma mia! Let'sago! You see, this machine has the power to restore!
    Hideo
    Restore, huh? What are you restoring, then?
    Mario
    Why, dignity, of course!
    Hideo
    ...Whose dignity? What sort of dignity?
    Mario
    This company's! This is a machine to restore TFR's dignity!
    This wrestling promotion... Has already gone mad! Trolls are running rampant in here trying to break and bend all sorts of laws!
    The killing, the disrespect for the most experienced members of our roster, the nonstop trolling... And now an invasion, with a bomb to boot!
    Many of those trolls have defiled this company's dignity! And it's time for this machine to put an end to that!
    Any final questions, anyone?
    Wesker
    Yeah! Why were we brought here? What about everyone else... Is it so we're protected from what you're about to do?
    Hideo
    That, we cannot answer. However, everyone here should indeed be safe from the machine's effects right now.
    Arthas
    I agreengage with the scientaste! This machineroni can be our savoration by purgelatine the rotten ones and taking them off our fridge!
    I shall conquiche the kitchen yet agarlic!
    Kaz
    I don't know what you're saying, but if it means you'll cleanse this company of the... impure races, then I will follow you!
    Richtofen
    Ah... I know what you speak of, mein friend... I know what you speak of!
    Janny
    Do you want me to clean something up? I can do that!
    Alucard
    So, does this mean I won't be surrounded by people making fun of me anymore...? So be it...
    TheRapist
    This is madness.. What is wrong with you? We should be able to conciliate our views with enough talking!
    I can't accept this! Let me go!
    Mario
    It doesn't matter now! All exits are locked. It's time to take out the trash! Time for TFR's dignity to be restored!
    We shall initiate the final rumble!

    The machine rumbled, as though getting excited.
    Fierce sparks flickered around it, lighting up the billowing steam. The roar that made it seem like it might explode at any moment instantly lessened, and the next second...
    There was a massive tremor -- an earthquake -- big enough that it lifted everyone off the ground.
    Everyone, except the kings, watching from afar, fell to the floor.

    Mario
    It's complete! I've restored it!! This company's dignity, I've restored this company's dignity!!! I did it, I did it, all right, yay!! Wahoo! Yahoo! YUPPIIIII! SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!
    Hideo
    Once again, congratulations, Comrade Mario!
    Hideo
    Now, those tremors will repeatedly and slowly increase over time!
    After a while, they'll be powerful enough to cleanse this world of the undesirable ones!
    Hideo
    We did it, comrades!
    TheRapist
    No... THIS IS WRONG! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!
    (Dammit... Chris, why did you bring me here... Now everyone will...)

    Lore 12[edit | edit source]

    Graham
    The backstage uprising is a nuisance indeed, but a nuisance it cannot remain. Though some colleagues prefer to hide behind others and hope the problem is dealt with, I choose to fight back and put you in your place.
    'Go and say to David, 'Thus says the Lord, Three things I offer you. Choose one of them, that I may do it to you. So Gad came to David and told him, and said to him, 'Shall three years of famine come to you in your land? Or will you flee three months before your foes while they pursue you? Or shall there be three days’ pestilence in your land? Now consider, and decide what answer I shall return to him who sent me.'
    Then David said to Gad, 'I am in great distress. Let us fall into the hand of the Lord, for his mercy is great; but let me not fall into the hand of man.' So speaks Samuel, 24:12- fourtee-
    Demaro
    oh cool so your a jesus freak
    your fancy words dont mean shit in the real world shut the fuck up and go away
    Graham
    To speak against the Bible is to speak against The Lord himself, and the words against The Lord I will not take lightly.
    Demaro
    god is a jobber, couldnt even beat satan so he created an entire realm just for him like the cuck he is so he wouldnt get his ass kicked again.
    Graham
    You... You will be judged greatly for your heresy by the time I'm done with you.
    God cannot be expected to do all the work, but as his sheep I will gladly pull my weight for Him.
    Demaro
    god dam it ok fine lets just fight already

    Match 7[edit | edit source]

    1. Joshua Graham
    2. Demaro
    • Joshua Graham
      • Win

    Lore 13[edit | edit source]

    Extra
    ...You sure this was a good idea? Hiding in an abandoned bingo hall?
    Haze
    Well, genius, if you distracted the guards properly, instead of boring them to death with your gay porn story while I was breaking them out, then we wouldn't need to hide in the first place!
    Extra
    L-Listen, they looked interested on it, okay? B-Besides, I already told you it's p-performance arts!
    Haze
    Yeah, getting your ass fingered by a muscular dude with oil all over his body is a hell of an art, huh?
    Extra
    You shouldn't have come up with this idea in the first place! Now look at where we are!

    Haze
    ...Dude, have you heard about what happened?
    Extra
    What's up?
    Haze
    Drake and his brother got arrested!
    Extra
    What do you mean? Why?
    Haze
    The FBI tracked down their computers and found those disgusting fetish videos you downloaded on them!
    Extra
    T-That's b-bullshit! I d-didn't download anything, o-okay?! B-Besides, my fetish is completely l-legal!
    Haze
    I'm kidding, dumbass. Apparently they were selling a few stolen Gary Coleman grills for some shady guys.
    Extra
    Hahahahah, who would fall for such an obvious scam?
    Haze
    Weren't you begging them on your knees to allow you to help with it last week?
    Extra
    L-Listen... I n-needed a job, okay?
    Haze
    Yeah. Your subscription to SexyHands.com wouldn't pay itself, right?
    Extra
    S-Shut up... So, are we doing anything about it?
    Haze
    Yeah... We're getting them out.
    Extra
    ...You can't mean...
    Haze
    Oh, I sure can!

    Extra
    Alright, nothing we can do now, except wait and hope for the best...
    Haze
    Yeah, sure... But where is that sound coming from?
    Girard
    GO GO GO! LET'S MOVE! TRAILERS! TRAILERS! TRAILERS! TRAILERS!
    Reynolds
    DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! USE PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! USE THE PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN!
    Fields
    Shut up! We're on the job here! That's it, I'm turning off radio communication.
    Jackson
    Fucking hell, I knew those Red Team guys were complete kids, but come on now...
    Alright, I'm staying to guard the door. You guys go in. Three, two, one...
    Girard
    On your knees, now! You're under arrest!
    Extra
    I-I'm s-sorry! I-I didn't mean to...!
    Haze
    Hey hey hey... Wait a second there, can't you see where we are?
    Fields
    ...A wrestling arena?
    Haze
    Ye ye... (ye)
    Fields
    What about it?
    Haze
    You aren't just gonna arrest us without having a bit of fun first, right?
    Let's make a deal. You three versus us two. If we win, you'll allow us to get away.
    Fields
    That's ridiculous! I could never acc-
    Girard
    Deal.
    Fields and Jackson
    What?
    Girard
    What, don't you guys wanna beat up those little shits? Sounds good to me.
    Extra
    Oh no... I don't have good memories of handicap matches against people who work for our safety...
    Haze
    Whatever, we're doing it!

    Match 8[edit | edit source]

    1. Extra & Haze Stratos
    2. SWAT x 3
    • SWAT x 3
      • Win

    Lore 14[edit | edit source]

    Dante
    That's it... It's time to party!
    Vergin
    CAN I COME WITH YOU? IT'S GONNA BE FUN, ISN'T IT?!
    Dante
    No, you shouldn't. Get to a safe place already. There are people gathering to evacuate the arena.
    We both know I'm the only one capable of dealing with this.
    Vergin
    COME ON! LET ME STAY AT RINGSIDE! I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH A GREAT SOUNDTRACK DURING THE MATCH!
    Dante
    No one likes the crap you listen to, and you know it!
    Vergin
    HEY, DONTE OVER HERE LIKES IT! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DONTE?
    Nero
    ...
    Dante
    There's no time. Just go already!
    Vergin
    NO! Because... I need to stay and gather more power... Dante...
    Dante
    ...
    Dante
    Nero, can you just take him away?
    Nero
    Dad, we're going...
    Vergin
    I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME DAD! YOU'RE MY BROTHER!
    Nero
    Just what the fuck is wrong with you? Alright, I'll tell you what, we have chicken fingers where we're going.
    Vergin
    T-T-TENDIES? YES! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME!
    Nero
    Then you're gonna have to get there before I do! Come on, this way!
    Vergin
    DOOOOOOONTEEEE!!! COME BACK HEEEEERE!

    Raidou
    Well, guess I'm up next...
    Raidou
    Those tremors for the last few minutes, though... They've been bothering me...
    Could it be what I think it is...?
    Raidou
    Sminem Corporation's... top-secret project...

    ???
    Seems like my sabotage worked out. This place's security really did resign, for you to get here so easily...
    Raidou
    Yeah, that wasn't a problem at all... This is already a huge lab, and it's now empty, so it's easy to move around once you know the layout.
    ???
    No one followed you here, right?
    Raidou
    No, I don't think so. We should be alone for today.
    ???
    Everything is going smoothly. I got the parasite into the stone. Now they won't be able to complete the ritual nearly as fast...
    Raidou
    I see. Our ultimate goal, to make this world be controlled by those who proved they deserve it, draws closer...
    ???
    One thing does bother me, though...
    ???
    Apparently there's another top-secret project being worked on... Some sort of machine. It's being built in another facility.
    I don't have clearence to know the details about it, though. Only those working directly on its construction know what it is about.
    ???
    From what I've seen though... It's a last resort for them. Something capable of bringing destruction.
    Raidou
    ...And isn't that exactly what we want?
    ???
    No... They want to leave only their sheep around. The ones they know they can control...
    Raidou
    I see... I'll try to learn more about it.
    ???
    One more thing... my dear, could you do something for me?
    Alice
    Anything you want, uncle!
    Walter
    If anything happens to... my other self, can you please bring him back here?
    Raidou
    You mean the 'you' from the past? May I ask why you'd want that?
    Walter
    Well, his body contains demonic gene... It can be very useful for a... little project I have.
    Raidou
    Good luck with that. I'll see you later, then.

    Raidou
    It most definitely is... What else would cause such a disturbance?
    Did we... Fall into their trap?

    Match 9[edit | edit source]

    1. Dante
    2. Kuzunoha Raidou
    • Kuzunoha Raidou
      • Win

    Lore 15[edit | edit source]

    Aniki
    Guys, I see many of you are already gathered here, but there are people still missing...
    So, I'm gonna ask, for those of you who can help, please split up and let us find them!
    There are many people missing. Our dear friend and member of the Order Kaz, for example...
    Fred
    Yeah! Where the hell is Chris, too? I have my problems with him, but I don't want the guy to die or anything...
    Either way, I have to go get Leon...
    Juzo
    Hmpf. What about that talentless Janitor? I haven't seen him around either.
    Rando
    M-M-Mario... and A-Alucard aren't h-h-here t-too...
    Aniki
    Let's have some responsibility, though. No matter what, you should all be back here in around 30 minutes at most.
    Miyao
    Alright!
    Komaeda, you go look that way. I'm going to the opposite side.
    Komaeda
    Whatever you want!

    Miyao
    ...You! What are you doing here? Why aren't you evacuating?
    Kadoya
    ...It's hopeless... I have failed my mission...
    There's no time left for me... I remembered everything far too late. I couldn't save the world, and couldn't destroy it either...
    Miyao
    ...
    ...Why did you spare me?
    Kadoya
    You're just a naive kid... You don't know any better.
    You don't know what it is like to try to save what is dear to you, but end up failing again and again...
    Miyao
    ...
    ...If you truly want to save the world...
    Then tell me what's going on! Let me and the others help!
    Kadoya
    ...What?
    Miyao
    I mean, we're all in charge of making this world a better place, aren't we?
    If you truly want that, then tell me what's going on! Let me help!
    Kadoya
    ...You... Even after everything I did...
    You still carry on with hope that things will be alright...
    Heh... You really are a stupid brat...
    You do understand that you're trying to save a world that is working against you, right?
    Miyao
    ...Yes.
    Kadoya
    And are you and your friends prepared to do that? Do you really want to fight your destiny so bad, no matter what happens?
    Miyao
    Yes.
    Kadoya
    Then maybe you're right... Maybe, I can do something for you guys...
    Miyao
    Then come with me! Help us look for survivors and escape this place!
    Kadoya
    Alright, kid, alright. But while I'm here, I'll make sure to shoulder everyone's burdens. It's my duty.
    Miyao
    ...Thank you...
    Kadoya
    ...

    Komaeda
    This place is really quiet, huh... I wonder where Tatsuya and that door-blocking friend of his are... They've been missing too...
    Wait, what is that noise...?
    ...
    What? A demon? Now that's unlucky...
    You... Why... Why would you protect trash like me...?
    Rando
    I-It's my d-d-duty... A-as a M-Master of the O-O-Order... I'll p-protect e-everyone!
    I-I-I will f-fight him, and a-anyone else w-w-who stands in t-the way of t-t-those trying to e-escape!
    Komaeda
    ...
    Despite your condition, you have such beautiful hope! I am so lucky to be able to witness this!
    Good luck, my friend! Ahahahahahah!

    Match 10[edit | edit source]

    1. Rando
    2. Minotaur
    • Rando
      • Win

    Lore 16[edit | edit source]

    Miyao
    Komaeda! Have you found anyone yet?
    Komaeda
    Nothing. All I had was a lucky encounter with a demon I've never seen around here before.
    Miyao
    I found Kadoya. He said he's gonna help us.
    Kadoya
    ...
    Miyao
    Dammit, our time is nearly over, we gotta reunite with the others soon...
    Wait, that match playing on the monitors... Is that the demon you met?
    Komaeda
    Indeed! And to think Rando would save me from him! Ahahahahah!
    Miyao
    He... He saved you? And he's fighting right now? But everyone is about to leave!
    I... I have to go help him!
    Kadoya
    Don't! There's simply not enough time! Besides... Those two over there, Duke and 'Taker... They're traitors, and they're about to finish the job that the demon started and put an end to him.
    Miyao
    Komaeda! Go find Tatsuya and Makoto! I have a job to do!
    Komaeda
    Miyao... I can feel your hope shining brighter than anyone else's right now!
    Kadoya
    ...Kid... There's really no stopping you, huh?
    Komaeda
    Alright, now where could they be?
    ...Oh, look, it's the two of them, right over there! How lucky! Hahahahah!
    Kadoya
    Tatsuya!
    Tatsuya
    Stay back... They're coming from us...
    Makoto
    We have the numbers advantage now. Why are they still chasing?
    Tatsuya
    ...Can't you see? They all have weapons and we don't!
    Kadoya
    A masked man with a bat, a huge, muscular... girl... with a golf club, and a zombie with gym equipment?
    I guess we have no choice but to face them.

    Match 11[edit | edit source]

    1. Rando & Mitake Miyao
    2. Hellcarder & Duke Nukem
    • Tag Team Elimination Match
    • Rando & Mitake Miyao
      • Win

    Lore 17[edit | edit source]

    Fred
    Alright, I brought Leon and everyone else I could find... Many seem to be missing, though. I hope they're headed somewhere safe.
    Leon
    God dammit Fred, I can barely walk in this state and without my apple juice...
    Fred
    Listen, it's an emergency, okay?
    Either way... What's the plan?
    Vergin
    HEEEEEEEEEEY, IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE GIVING AWAY TENDIEEEEEES?
    Nero
    Uhh... Excuse us, guys. He's having one of those days...
    Aniki
    I brought the people who were caught by the explosion. They seem to be able to at least follow us, wherever we're going.
    Rance
    GAHAHAHAHA! That didn't hurt one bit!
    Gene
    Ugh... My arm...
    Ichiban
    My... My goddamn face! That explosion was right next to me!
    Aniki
    Well... What is the plan? Where are we going? The earth just won't stop shaking...
    G-Man
    EYYYY YOU SEE, MY ASSOCIATE HERE HAS A FEW WORDS FOR YOU, CAPISCHE?
    Delta
    As you can see... Those of you were left behind here don't have many choices...
    And as much as I would like to appreciate of your decisions... There's no time left for it...
    So, my offer is... You shall follow me, and I will take you to a... safe place.
    Nero
    Why should we trust you?! Where did you even come from?!
    Delta
    As I have said... You have no choice. This world is crumbling as we speak...
    This is the only decision you can make now... To live, or to die...
    Aniki
    But... How can we know if everyone else is safe? What's gonna happen to them?
    Delta
    You should choose for yourself. Do not consider others at this moment.
    Aniki
    I...
    Fred
    I get it. We have to go.
    Aniki
    Fred?
    Fred
    Trust me. Something tells me believing him is the correct decision right now.
    So, as a Master of the Order of the Locker Room, as the leader of Mystery Inc., as a member of the Paranormal Patrol and as a friend to all of you, I command! Follow this man wherever he goes!
    Delta
    Then it is settled. You will all be safe for the time being...

    Lore 18[edit | edit source]

    Hellcarder
    Mmmmm, you've done it now, kid... I'm gonna have to show you the power of the pure strike...
    Miyao
    W-What?
    Duke
    Ugh, that was tough. Can we finish the other guy off now? Little shit stopped being blue but still keeps getting up, it's like he likes to suffer!
    Hellcarder
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't mmmmmmmmmmess with him. I heard the boss wants to have a little... fun, himmmmmmmmmmmself!
    Duke
    Sure thing, buddy, but let's take this ugly ass mask off. I wanna see his face before he dies.
    Hellcarder
    ...
    Duke
    ...What the fuck?
    Broken Man
    ...

    Kadoya
    Shit, that noise... Are we too late? Did everyone else already escape?
    Tatsuya
    Seems like it. What do we do now?
    Kadoya
    We can't waste any more time on those guys. I'll clear the way, just follow me and keep running!
    Makoto
    ...Whatever.
    Komaeda
    I could stay behind for you guys.... But this is such a great experience! I want to see how you will find a way out when everything seems lost!

    Kirei
    Are you sure about this, my friend?
    ???
    I need to test this body out a bit. I haven't gotten enough fighting practice in it yet...
    And that guy, considering how tough he is... He looks like the perfect punching bag!
    Kirei
    It's truly a shame he stands for the wrong cause. I can sense his potential.
    ???
    Tell everyone else to take the portal back to our home. I don't want to worry about them in the little time we have left here.
    Kirei
    So, it's really coming? Their last resort?
    ???
    Indeed... I didn't expect it to be so soon, but they're going ahead with it.
    Kirei
    Hahahahahah... Such a painful fate...

    Match 12[edit | edit source]

    1. Broken Man
    2. Miles Edgeworth (w/ Kotomine Kirei)
    • Broken Man
      • Win

    Lore 19[edit | edit source]

    Edgeworth
    It's useless, it's all useless!
    This body... Why can't I fully control it yet?
    ...And to think I would be defeated by a mere human... But it's too late. Within moments, you and many others are gonna be done for. Let's go, Kirei.
    Kirei
    Goodbye.
    Broken Man
    ...
    I-I h-h-hope... E-everyone m-made it o-o-out...
    D-Did I... Make you p-p-proud...?

    Kadoya
    Do you hear it?
    It's too late, we can't make it out like that.
    Makoto
    So... We're gonna die...?
    Tatsuya
    There must be something we can do!
    Kadoya
    There's only one thing I can think of right now... I hope it works!

    >Kadoya casts Toraport.
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