S6E4

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Koga
Alright! I'm getting another chance!
The Director said that if I managed to put on six stats in record time, under a month, he'd allow me to fight for a contract again!
Jose gave me some real work this time around, but I got there by pushing myself to the limit!
Arthur
Good on you, fellow. Good on you. I hope you get it this time around!
Rance
Yeah! Just be careful so you don't end up facing someone like Serge! Something tells me he'd give you a beating!
GAHAHAHAHAH!
Zoomer
...See? '#1 Victory Royale'! This is how you play it, Gerry!
Geralt
Mmmhm... Number one, huh? A place of power, gotta be.
Keiichi
Hah! I don't know how to play this game yet, but once I get some practice...
You'll face the power of MAEBARA KEIICHIIIIIIIII!
Okabe
K... If you keep screaming in Hououin Kyouma's locker room, I shall revoke your LabMem. badge! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keiichi
Hey! That's not fair! I can't help but feel nostalgic when playing games with everyone else here!
Travis
It's fine, dude. We can try a few games out on my Death Drive later...
Ichiban
Hmmm... JRPGs... Does the Death Drive have any of those?
Actually, nevermind... My Law School exam is coming up...
/v/-tan
WHO THE HELL PLAYS VIDEO GAMES? THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT, CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD?
Janny
C-Can I get t-that badge t-too? I n-need something t-to do while I'm pretending n-not to see all t-the s-scat and porn threads on /v/!
Shingo
So, you're going with me on my next race right? Having you as my co-pilot has brought me luck lately!
Sakaido
We'll see... Unless something comes up, I should be available.
Shingo
Hey! See, you're not saying those weird things anymore! Why do you do that anyways?
Sakaido
...
Shingo
...
Sakaido
...
Shingo
Goddammit, you're gonna do it again, aren't you?!
Narukami
Still no remnants of despair around... How can this be?
Dimitri
...Seems like hanging out with everyone here is actually good for me. I'm feeling less and less of those rage outbursts lately...
Narukami
...Did you hear that? Can this be...
Dimitri
Gunshots! This can only mean...
Narukami
DESPAIR!
Dimitri
KIREI!
Narukami
I'M GONNA ERASE YOU!
Dimitri
I'M GONNA FIND YOU!

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

"I don't care." ― Yuki Makoto

Big Smoke
Alright, alright, that's enough! One bomb is gonna cause them enough problems!
CJ
Yeah! The boss has already told us not to call those planes or anything, homie!
Hisoka
Straight to the GM office it is, then!
Dan
Dammit, here comes that security guy!
Juzo
...I see, so you were the ones to do this, huh?
A bunch of weak assholes! If you think you're getting through me, then think ag-
Ruber
Straight to the office! Just ignore him!
Juzo
WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUS-
Joker
Well, well, well... It seems like I'm the one in charge of taking you down, then...
You... Yu's dear friend...
Heheheh... I wonder what he'd think after finding you laying face down on the floor while this company gets taken over...
Juzo
I knew it! I knew you'd be involved in something like this, Adachi!
You're gonna pay! I shall finish the job he started!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Joker
  • Sakakura Juzo
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Juzo
Huff... Puff...
Shit! This talentless bastard has distracted me for too long! I need to catch up with them!
???
Come on, you aren't gonna leave just like that without even playing with me, right?
Hisoka
You know, my aura has properties of both rubber and gum...
Juzo
Who the hell cares? Move!
Hisoka
Hehe... Don't look at me like that...
You're making me all... Excited!

Kirei
It's been a long time... Director.
Hideo
You... You can't be planning to.
Ruber
It's just what you think! You're gonna do our bidding from now on... Or else...
Kirei
Rejoice! We shall finally teach you how to properly book your show!
First, to decide who stays behind...
Big Smoke
Me and Carl can handle this. We have that experience from the hood, dog.
CJ
Alright, Smoke, I'll trust you!
Necrodancer
Me and Sandro are staying too...
Sandro
Yes, we want to know where the production team is right now.
Whoever is in charge of music needs to have a little... "talk", with my power liches!
Kirei
In that case, me and the King of Hell shall stay in the Security Room, overseeing you all.
???
We shall not fear their weak defenses. They did not expect us!
Kirei
Well, but first... Tell me your demands, everyone. Let's have the Director book the show we want him to!
Dan
Hmmm, you know what I want, right? Heheheheh...
Raiden
Give me a tag team match. I have true comrades as my partners now!
Raidou
The Legendary Devil Hunter... I know he will come for us.
Joe
I just want that dumb girl's current location. I'll end her!
Ruber
Hideo, you see... I have a plan, and it includes you!
Hideo
Please... Not this way...
(Surely... It's already finished, right?)

Ingurland
Hellow? The champ is talkin'!
Oh, Director? It's you? Hahahah, haven't had a lil' chat with ya in a while, mate!
Wanna go out for chippies latah or sumthin'?
Ah... That big lad with the spiky shoulderpads wants a match with me?!
Again? Damn, he really loves to foight!
If you're okay with it, then he's on! Ahahahahah!
Wait, wot is that aboot takin' my Kingdom if he wins?
Oh, that lad! He surely likes his banter!
Awright, mate, I'll cya'round!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. King of Ingurland
  2. Ruber & Adol Christin
  • Ruber & Adol Christin
    • Win

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Dan Schneider
  2. Suguri
  • Dan Schneider
    • Win

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Central
...So that's the situation. A good part of our roster seems to be out of action because of the explosion.
There doesn't seem to be any casualties or serious injuries, but this is bad.
Everyone should evacuate the building immediately.
Except for us Masters, and those who are in good condition to fight!
Dante
Dammit, just when I thought I'd finally catch a nice party!
Fred
I wish Leon was feeling well enough to help me with this...
Aniki
I'll do my best. It's my duty as an experienced member of the locker room.
Rando
...
Central
We're able to fight because of our positions! Because of this meeting, the bomb didn't get us!
Others haven't been as fortunate, and we must fight for them!
This is the moment we have been waiting for! We must prove our worth and act as guardians of peace!
For the ones we have lost! For the ones who put their faith in us! For everyone!
Go out there and stop this madness! We must challenge their best!
Dante
I get it... I've got my eyes set on someone already.
Fred
I THINK THOSE GUYS SUCK!
Aniki
I'm gonna ask an old friend who wasn't caught in the explosion for help...
Central
...As for you, I ask that you evacuate too.
It's too dangerous, and you have been through a lot. Your body isn't in good shape, especially your ribs.
Rando
...

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Aniki
Van! I'm glad you're safe!
Darkholme
...
Aniki
Listen, man, I'm sure you know what's happening. The thing is... We don't have enough people to hold them back.
I know it's been a while, but... I... I need you.
Darkholme
...
Aniki
I believe we can do this, together. We can stop them!
We will endure this spanking, so everyone can live better in the future!
Darkholme
...
Aniki
Van... Is this your answer? You're... Not coming?
It's fine. I can do this myself... I'm sorry.
Darkholme
...I like it.
Aniki
Huh?
Darkholme
Those people, the ones behind this invasion... They aren't afraid.
They're willing to live their deep dark fantasies no matter the cost!
They're reaching for that metaphorical ass and grabbing it, with all their strength!
If anything, it's my duty as a dungeon master to aid them!
I'm sorry, Aniki... But if you're gonna get in their way, then I must stop you!
Aniki
Van...

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki
  2. Van Darkholme
  • Aniki
    • Win

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Date
...
Yes, just how I like it... Those hips... That bone structure...
Mmmmmm... Perfe-
Raiden
DATE! WAKE UP!
Date
H-Huh?
Raiden
WAKE UP, DAMMIT! Ooishi just called me and it seems like something bad is going on!
Date
Wait... How much time has it been?
Raiden
You fell asleep... Around 3 hours ago.
Date
WHAT? THREE HOURS AGO?! Shit, I had a meeting to attend!
Aiba! Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
Aiba
If I gave you another one of those shocks, chances are you'd get knocked out for even longer, dumbass. Besides, I'm not your alarm clock.
Date
...Good point... But Raiden...
If I had missed my meeting anyway...
WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SUCH A GREAT DREAM, DAMMIT? THAT GIRL HAD PLENTY OF CALCIUM FOR ME...
Raiden
It's not a good time to be into skeletons, you know?
Besides... I don't think you get how serious this sounds. Ooishi needs backup.
Date
...Ugh, fine, whatever. You still owe me those magazines, though!
Raiden
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET PINNED!
Date
I don't care, you lost the match, one way or the other!
Raiden
Alright, alright, just come on... I won't make the same mistake again twice...

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. The Coomer Gang (Date Kaname & Raiden & Ooishi Kuraudo)
  2. The 911 Krew (Osama bin Laden & Elite Crew & Raiden)
  • Tag Team Elimination Match

Elite Crew → Ooishi Kuraudo
Date Kaname → Osama bin Laden (DQ'd)
Elite Crew → Date Kaname
Elite Crew → Raiden
  • The 911 Krew
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Fred
Leon...
Leon
Fred... I'm in pretty rough shape... huh?
Fred
It's okay, don't push yourself too hard...
Leon
Is everything okay...? I heard a few loud noises coming from the arena...
Fred
Don't worry about it. I came from there just now, didn't I?
Leon
...Ugh, that Chris... He kept screaming about how I had no strength left and telling me someone milked me dry...
What was he on about? Doesn't he realize that attacking a man from behind when he's drunk makes it kinda difficult for him to fight back?
...And why did he do that anyway...?
Fred
I don't know... He looked even more weird than usual. Someone or something has gotten to him.
But Leon... Aren't you ALWAYS dr-
Leon
What are you on about?
Fred
Nevermind.
Leon
...Say, Fred, could you bring me some... apple juice? It helps with my recovery.
Fred
Sure, I'll do that... Just...
Leon
What is it? Did the bar near here close?
Fred
It's nothing, but I'll take a while. I have important matters to take care of.
Leon
Huh, how unusual. What is it, did you fall for a trap again?
Fred
...I'll see you later, Leon.
(This one is for you, buddy... I might not have gotten revenge on Chris, but I'll protect our workplace!)

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones
  2. Sweet Tooth
  • Hell in a Cell

  • Fred Jones
    • Win

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Joe
...There you are...
Red
Joe...
Joe
Hmmm? Why are you shaking, huh? Afraid of how hard I'm gonna break your neck, you little bitch?
Red
I'm not going down without a fight! I'll never forget you for what you did to Tre!
Joe
Ohhh, that guy... Yeah, I'm sure he's having a real good time... IN HELL!
Red
Damn you... DAMN YOU!
Joe
Come at me, then, if you wanna die that much!
Rean
Haha, has anyone gotten the silver-haired girl off the building yet?
I hope she was rescued already!
I mean, we couldn't possibly let a maiden get hurt during those current incidents!
Wait, what are you two doing...?
Red
...
Joe
...
Rean
Oh, so you're a coward trying to beat up a girl, huh? I won't let that stand!
Joe
What are you on about, pussy? Get lost!
Rean
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little traitor? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Thors Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Nord Highlands battalions, and I have over 300 confirmed S-Crafts. I am trained in the Orbal Arts and I'm the top headpatter in the entire land of Erebonia. You are nothing to me but just another source of EXP.
I will wipe you the fuck out with Azura Blades the likes of which has never been seen before on this franchise, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Orbal Radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of loyal but misguided schoolchildren across Erebonia and your tactical location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the BOND POINT CUTSCENE, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the entire pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my tachi. Not only am I extensively trained in Delay Turn skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of eye daggers that Jusis and Machias throw at each other and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will unleash Valimar all over you and you will acknowledge it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

King of Crypto
It seems like the time is finally arriving. The machine is now complete...
King of Stock
It's finally about to begin... Ze cleansing...
King of Gold
And to think zey are probably feeling good about themselves right now...
King of Stock
Pathetic. For them to think zey could take control of their destiny like this...
King of Gold
Zey haven't even seen the full extent of our influence and power.
King of Crypto
They'll have no other choice but to accept their destinies, but that can only happen after they see it with their own eyes... Our salvation.
King of Stock
Ze strongest weapon of them all... In our hands...
King of Crypto
O Chosen One... It's your duty to save the director, and to inform him of our next move...
He should gather the blessed ones and take them to the underground lab, where the machine shall be activated... You are to help him with that duty.
???
Understood. This is my mission.
King of Crypto
...And to think that man believed that his 'Final Rumble' would be the ultimate move to take us down...
We shall show him what The Final Rumble™ really is...
Oh, also, O Chosen One... Could you fix our clock? It's way behind.
???
As you wish.

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

CJ
Seems like no one is coming for you, huh, homie?
Smoke
Is it because they're all getting their asses beat?
Sandro
...Or is it because no one likes you and how you book the show?
Necrodancer
Wait... What is that noise?
Hideo
It's... It's you...
Our savior...
HUNK
You're coming with me, Director. We have a mission... This is war.
Hideo
I see... I figure it's time to lead them to safety, then...

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

TheRapist
...Do you know why they brought us here? Considering everything that's going on?
Chris
Don't worry about it, partner.
I'm sure the ones who led us to this hideout have good intentions!
Besides, they're the ones who told me about the current Chinese conspiracy that has the objective of draining Leon of all his sperm!
If it comes to that, though... I have another target in my mind. A former wrestler here, Ethan Winters...
TheRapist
Chris...
Hideo
Ladies and gentlemen! First of all, we would like to congratulate Comrade Mario for his great project, which is now complete!
Now, Comrade Mario, if you would please explain what this machine is capable of doing...
Mario
Mamma mia! Let'sago! You see, this machine has the power to restore!
Hideo
Restore, huh? What are you restoring, then?
Mario
Why, dignity, of course!
Hideo
...Whose dignity? What sort of dignity?
Mario
This company's! This is a machine to restore TFR's dignity!
This wrestling promotion... Has already gone mad! Trolls are running rampant in here trying to break and bend all sorts of laws!
The killing, the disrespect for the most experienced members of our roster, the nonstop trolling... And now an invasion, with a bomb to boot!
Many of those trolls have defiled this company's dignity! And it's time for this machine to put an end to that!
Any final questions, anyone?
Wesker
Yeah! Why were we brought here? What about everyone else... Is it so we're protected from what you're about to do?
Hideo
That, we cannot answer. However, everyone here should indeed be safe from the machine's effects right now.
Arthas
I agreengage with the scientaste! This machineroni can be our savoration by purgelatine the rotten ones and taking them off our fridge!
I shall conquiche the kitchen yet agarlic!
Kaz
I don't know what you're saying, but if it means you'll cleanse this company of the... impure races, then I will follow you!
Richtofen
Ah... I know what you speak of, mein friend... I know what you speak of!
Janny
Do you want me to clean something up? I can do that!
Alucard
So, does this mean I won't be surrounded by people making fun of me anymore...? So be it...
TheRapist
This is madness.. What is wrong with you? We should be able to conciliate our views with enough talking!
I can't accept this! Let me go!
Mario
It doesn't matter now! All exits are locked. It's time to take out the trash! Time for TFR's dignity to be restored!
We shall initiate the final rumble!

The machine rumbled, as though getting excited.
Fierce sparks flickered around it, lighting up the billowing steam. The roar that made it seem like it might explode at any moment instantly lessened, and the next second...
There was a massive tremor -- an earthquake -- big enough that it lifted everyone off the ground.
Everyone, except the kings, watching from afar, fell to the floor.

Mario
It's complete! I've restored it!! This company's dignity, I've restored this company's dignity!!! I did it, I did it, all right, yay!! Wahoo! Yahoo! YUPPIIIII! SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!
Hideo
Once again, congratulations, Comrade Mario!
Hideo
Now, those tremors will repeatedly and slowly increase over time!
After a while, they'll be powerful enough to cleanse this world of the undesirable ones!
Hideo
We did it, comrades!
TheRapist
No... THIS IS WRONG! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!
(Dammit... Chris, why did you bring me here... Now everyone will...)

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

Graham
The backstage uprising is a nuisance indeed, but a nuisance it cannot remain. Though some colleagues prefer to hide behind others and hope the problem is dealt with, I choose to fight back and put you in your place.
'Go and say to David, 'Thus says the Lord, Three things I offer you. Choose one of them, that I may do it to you. So Gad came to David and told him, and said to him, 'Shall three years of famine come to you in your land? Or will you flee three months before your foes while they pursue you? Or shall there be three days’ pestilence in your land? Now consider, and decide what answer I shall return to him who sent me.'
Then David said to Gad, 'I am in great distress. Let us fall into the hand of the Lord, for his mercy is great; but let me not fall into the hand of man.' So speaks Samuel, 24:12- fourtee-
Demaro
oh cool so your a jesus freak
your fancy words dont mean shit in the real world shut the fuck up and go away
Graham
To speak against the Bible is to speak against The Lord himself, and the words against The Lord I will not take lightly.
Demaro
god is a jobber, couldnt even beat satan so he created an entire realm just for him like the cuck he is so he wouldnt get his ass kicked again.
Graham
You... You will be judged greatly for your heresy by the time I'm done with you.
God cannot be expected to do all the work, but as his sheep I will gladly pull my weight for Him.
Demaro
god dam it ok fine lets just fight already

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Joshua Graham
  2. Demaro
  • Joshua Graham
    • Win

Lore 13[edit | edit source]

Extra
...You sure this was a good idea? Hiding in an abandoned bingo hall?
Haze
Well, genius, if you distracted the guards properly, instead of boring them to death with your gay porn story while I was breaking them out, then we wouldn't need to hide in the first place!
Extra
L-Listen, they looked interested on it, okay? B-Besides, I already told you it's p-performance arts!
Haze
Yeah, getting your ass fingered by a muscular dude with oil all over his body is a hell of an art, huh?
Extra
You shouldn't have come up with this idea in the first place! Now look at where we are!

Haze
...Dude, have you heard about what happened?
Extra
What's up?
Haze
Drake and his brother got arrested!
Extra
What do you mean? Why?
Haze
The FBI tracked down their computers and found those disgusting fetish videos you downloaded on them!
Extra
T-That's b-bullshit! I d-didn't download anything, o-okay?! B-Besides, my fetish is completely l-legal!
Haze
I'm kidding, dumbass. Apparently they were selling a few stolen Gary Coleman grills for some shady guys.
Extra
Hahahahah, who would fall for such an obvious scam?
Haze
Weren't you begging them on your knees to allow you to help with it last week?
Extra
L-Listen... I n-needed a job, okay?
Haze
Yeah. Your subscription to SexyHands.com wouldn't pay itself, right?
Extra
S-Shut up... So, are we doing anything about it?
Haze
Yeah... We're getting them out.
Extra
...You can't mean...
Haze
Oh, I sure can!

Extra
Alright, nothing we can do now, except wait and hope for the best...
Haze
Yeah, sure... But where is that sound coming from?
Girard
GO GO GO! LET'S MOVE! TRAILERS! TRAILERS! TRAILERS! TRAILERS!
Reynolds
DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! USE PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! USE THE PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN! DEPLOY PEPPER GUN!
Fields
Shut up! We're on the job here! That's it, I'm turning off radio communication.
Jackson
Fucking hell, I knew those Red Team guys were complete kids, but come on now...
Alright, I'm staying to guard the door. You guys go in. Three, two, one...
Girard
On your knees, now! You're under arrest!
Extra
I-I'm s-sorry! I-I didn't mean to...!
Haze
Hey hey hey... Wait a second there, can't you see where we are?
Fields
...A wrestling arena?
Haze
Ye ye... (ye)
Fields
What about it?
Haze
You aren't just gonna arrest us without having a bit of fun first, right?
Let's make a deal. You three versus us two. If we win, you'll allow us to get away.
Fields
That's ridiculous! I could never acc-
Girard
Deal.
Fields and Jackson
What?
Girard
What, don't you guys wanna beat up those little shits? Sounds good to me.
Extra
Oh no... I don't have good memories of handicap matches against people who work for our safety...
Haze
Whatever, we're doing it!

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra & Haze Stratos
  2. SWAT x 3
  • SWAT x 3
    • Win

Lore 14[edit | edit source]

Dante
That's it... It's time to party!
Vergin
CAN I COME WITH YOU? IT'S GONNA BE FUN, ISN'T IT?!
Dante
No, you shouldn't. Get to a safe place already. There are people gathering to evacuate the arena.
We both know I'm the only one capable of dealing with this.
Vergin
COME ON! LET ME STAY AT RINGSIDE! I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH A GREAT SOUNDTRACK DURING THE MATCH!
Dante
No one likes the crap you listen to, and you know it!
Vergin
HEY, DONTE OVER HERE LIKES IT! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DONTE?
Nero
...
Dante
There's no time. Just go already!
Vergin
NO! Because... I need to stay and gather more power... Dante...
Dante
...
Dante
Nero, can you just take him away?
Nero
Dad, we're going...
Vergin
I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME DAD! YOU'RE MY BROTHER!
Nero
Just what the fuck is wrong with you? Alright, I'll tell you what, we have chicken fingers where we're going.
Vergin
T-T-TENDIES? YES! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME!
Nero
Then you're gonna have to get there before I do! Come on, this way!
Vergin
DOOOOOOONTEEEE!!! COME BACK HEEEEERE!

Raidou
Well, guess I'm up next...
Raidou
Those tremors for the last few minutes, though... They've been bothering me...
Could it be what I think it is...?
Raidou
Sminem Corporation's... top-secret project...

???
Seems like my sabotage worked out. This place's security really did resign, for you to get here so easily...
Raidou
Yeah, that wasn't a problem at all... This is already a huge lab, and it's now empty, so it's easy to move around once you know the layout.
???
No one followed you here, right?
Raidou
No, I don't think so. We should be alone for today.
???
Everything is going smoothly. I got the parasite into the stone. Now they won't be able to complete the ritual nearly as fast...
Raidou
I see. Our ultimate goal, to make this world be controlled by those who proved they deserve it, draws closer...
???
One thing does bother me, though...
???
Apparently there's another top-secret project being worked on... Some sort of machine. It's being built in another facility.
I don't have clearence to know the details about it, though. Only those working directly on its construction know what it is about.
???
From what I've seen though... It's a last resort for them. Something capable of bringing destruction.
Raidou
...And isn't that exactly what we want?
???
No... They want to leave only their sheep around. The ones they know they can control...
Raidou
I see... I'll try to learn more about it.
???
One more thing... my dear, could you do something for me?
Alice
Anything you want, uncle!
Walter
If anything happens to... my other self, can you please bring him back here?
Raidou
You mean the 'you' from the past? May I ask why you'd want that?
Walter
Well, his body contains demonic gene... It can be very useful for a... little project I have.
Raidou
Good luck with that. I'll see you later, then.

Raidou
It most definitely is... What else would cause such a disturbance?
Did we... Fall into their trap?

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Dante
  2. Kuzunoha Raidou
  • Kuzunoha Raidou
    • Win

Lore 15[edit | edit source]

Aniki
Guys, I see many of you are already gathered here, but there are people still missing...
So, I'm gonna ask, for those of you who can help, please split up and let us find them!
There are many people missing. Our dear friend and member of the Order Kaz, for example...
Fred
Yeah! Where the hell is Chris, too? I have my problems with him, but I don't want the guy to die or anything...
Either way, I have to go get Leon...
Juzo
Hmpf. What about that talentless Janitor? I haven't seen him around either.
Rando
M-M-Mario... and A-Alucard aren't h-h-here t-too...
Aniki
Let's have some responsibility, though. No matter what, you should all be back here in around 30 minutes at most.
Miyao
Alright!
Komaeda, you go look that way. I'm going to the opposite side.
Komaeda
Whatever you want!

Miyao
...You! What are you doing here? Why aren't you evacuating?
Kadoya
...It's hopeless... I have failed my mission...
There's no time left for me... I remembered everything far too late. I couldn't save the world, and couldn't destroy it either...
Miyao
...
...Why did you spare me?
Kadoya
You're just a naive kid... You don't know any better.
You don't know what it is like to try to save what is dear to you, but end up failing again and again...
Miyao
...
...If you truly want to save the world...
Then tell me what's going on! Let me and the others help!
Kadoya
...What?
Miyao
I mean, we're all in charge of making this world a better place, aren't we?
If you truly want that, then tell me what's going on! Let me help!
Kadoya
...You... Even after everything I did...
You still carry on with hope that things will be alright...
Heh... You really are a stupid brat...
You do understand that you're trying to save a world that is working against you, right?
Miyao
...Yes.
Kadoya
And are you and your friends prepared to do that? Do you really want to fight your destiny so bad, no matter what happens?
Miyao
Yes.
Kadoya
Then maybe you're right... Maybe, I can do something for you guys...
Miyao
Then come with me! Help us look for survivors and escape this place!
Kadoya
Alright, kid, alright. But while I'm here, I'll make sure to shoulder everyone's burdens. It's my duty.
Miyao
...Thank you...
Kadoya
...

Komaeda
This place is really quiet, huh... I wonder where Tatsuya and that door-blocking friend of his are... They've been missing too...
Wait, what is that noise...?
...
What? A demon? Now that's unlucky...
You... Why... Why would you protect trash like me...?
Rando
I-It's my d-d-duty... A-as a M-Master of the O-O-Order... I'll p-protect e-everyone!
I-I-I will f-fight him, and a-anyone else w-w-who stands in t-the way of t-t-those trying to e-escape!
Komaeda
...
Despite your condition, you have such beautiful hope! I am so lucky to be able to witness this!
Good luck, my friend! Ahahahahahah!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Rando
  2. Minotaur
  • Rando
    • Win

Lore 16[edit | edit source]

Miyao
Komaeda! Have you found anyone yet?
Komaeda
Nothing. All I had was a lucky encounter with a demon I've never seen around here before.
Miyao
I found Kadoya. He said he's gonna help us.
Kadoya
...
Miyao
Dammit, our time is nearly over, we gotta reunite with the others soon...
Wait, that match playing on the monitors... Is that the demon you met?
Komaeda
Indeed! And to think Rando would save me from him! Ahahahahah!
Miyao
He... He saved you? And he's fighting right now? But everyone is about to leave!
I... I have to go help him!
Kadoya
Don't! There's simply not enough time! Besides... Those two over there, Duke and 'Taker... They're traitors, and they're about to finish the job that the demon started and put an end to him.
Miyao
Komaeda! Go find Tatsuya and Makoto! I have a job to do!
Komaeda
Miyao... I can feel your hope shining brighter than anyone else's right now!
Kadoya
...Kid... There's really no stopping you, huh?
Komaeda
Alright, now where could they be?
...Oh, look, it's the two of them, right over there! How lucky! Hahahahah!
Kadoya
Tatsuya!
Tatsuya
Stay back... They're coming from us...
Makoto
We have the numbers advantage now. Why are they still chasing?
Tatsuya
...Can't you see? They all have weapons and we don't!
Kadoya
A masked man with a bat, a huge, muscular... girl... with a golf club, and a zombie with gym equipment?
I guess we have no choice but to face them.

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Rando & Mitake Miyao
  2. Hellcarder & Duke Nukem
  • Tag Team Elimination Match
  • Rando & Mitake Miyao
    • Win

Lore 17[edit | edit source]

Fred
Alright, I brought Leon and everyone else I could find... Many seem to be missing, though. I hope they're headed somewhere safe.
Leon
God dammit Fred, I can barely walk in this state and without my apple juice...
Fred
Listen, it's an emergency, okay?
Either way... What's the plan?
Vergin
HEEEEEEEEEEY, IS THIS WHERE YOU'RE GIVING AWAY TENDIEEEEEES?
Nero
Uhh... Excuse us, guys. He's having one of those days...
Aniki
I brought the people who were caught by the explosion. They seem to be able to at least follow us, wherever we're going.
Rance
GAHAHAHAHA! That didn't hurt one bit!
Gene
Ugh... My arm...
Ichiban
My... My goddamn face! That explosion was right next to me!
Aniki
Well... What is the plan? Where are we going? The earth just won't stop shaking...
G-Man
EYYYY YOU SEE, MY ASSOCIATE HERE HAS A FEW WORDS FOR YOU, CAPISCHE?
Delta
As you can see... Those of you were left behind here don't have many choices...
And as much as I would like to appreciate of your decisions... There's no time left for it...
So, my offer is... You shall follow me, and I will take you to a... safe place.
Nero
Why should we trust you?! Where did you even come from?!
Delta
As I have said... You have no choice. This world is crumbling as we speak...
This is the only decision you can make now... To live, or to die...
Aniki
But... How can we know if everyone else is safe? What's gonna happen to them?
Delta
You should choose for yourself. Do not consider others at this moment.
Aniki
I...
Fred
I get it. We have to go.
Aniki
Fred?
Fred
Trust me. Something tells me believing him is the correct decision right now.
So, as a Master of the Order of the Locker Room, as the leader of Mystery Inc., as a member of the Paranormal Patrol and as a friend to all of you, I command! Follow this man wherever he goes!
Delta
Then it is settled. You will all be safe for the time being...

Lore 18[edit | edit source]

Hellcarder
Mmmmm, you've done it now, kid... I'm gonna have to show you the power of the pure strike...
Miyao
W-What?
Duke
Ugh, that was tough. Can we finish the other guy off now? Little shit stopped being blue but still keeps getting up, it's like he likes to suffer!
Hellcarder
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't mmmmmmmmmmess with him. I heard the boss wants to have a little... fun, himmmmmmmmmmmself!
Duke
Sure thing, buddy, but let's take this ugly ass mask off. I wanna see his face before he dies.
Hellcarder
...
Duke
...What the fuck?
Broken Man
...

Kadoya
Shit, that noise... Are we too late? Did everyone else already escape?
Tatsuya
Seems like it. What do we do now?
Kadoya
We can't waste any more time on those guys. I'll clear the way, just follow me and keep running!
Makoto
...Whatever.
Komaeda
I could stay behind for you guys.... But this is such a great experience! I want to see how you will find a way out when everything seems lost!

Kirei
Are you sure about this, my friend?
???
I need to test this body out a bit. I haven't gotten enough fighting practice in it yet...
And that guy, considering how tough he is... He looks like the perfect punching bag!
Kirei
It's truly a shame he stands for the wrong cause. I can sense his potential.
???
Tell everyone else to take the portal back to our home. I don't want to worry about them in the little time we have left here.
Kirei
So, it's really coming? Their last resort?
???
Indeed... I didn't expect it to be so soon, but they're going ahead with it.
Kirei
Hahahahahah... Such a painful fate...

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Broken Man
  2. Miles Edgeworth (w/ Kotomine Kirei)
  • Broken Man
    • Win

Lore 19[edit | edit source]

Edgeworth
It's useless, it's all useless!
This body... Why can't I fully control it yet?
...And to think I would be defeated by a mere human... But it's too late. Within moments, you and many others are gonna be done for. Let's go, Kirei.
Kirei
Goodbye.
Broken Man
...
I-I h-h-hope... E-everyone m-made it o-o-out...
D-Did I... Make you p-p-proud...?

Kadoya
Do you hear it?
It's too late, we can't make it out like that.
Makoto
So... We're gonna die...?
Tatsuya
There must be something we can do!
Kadoya
There's only one thing I can think of right now... I hope it works!

>Kadoya casts Toraport.